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Hey, willie.
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Hey. Morning, carl.
Sorry I'm late.
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Oh, you're not late.
I'm early.
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I wanted to get here
Before you
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So there'd be
Some doughnuts left.
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[chuckles]
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Very funny.
Ha ha ha.
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Yeah.
[chuckles]
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So, um...
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How are things
At casa winslow?
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Ohhh...[sighs]
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Crazy, willie. Crazy.
Oh, yeah?
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Mm-hmm.
What's up?
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My blood pressure,
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Thanks to my daughter's
Love life.
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Really?
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It all started when
My daughter came home
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From a date
With steve urkel.
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Ain't that the kid
Who blew up the science lab
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At the high school?
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Yeah, but that
Was years ago.
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He's destroyed
Hundreds of things
Since then.
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Anyway, laura
And steve came home
From this dinner date.
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[door opens]
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[castanets clicking]
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Hola, big guy!
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Hello, steve.
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Laura?
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Oh, shoot.
You recognized me.
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Why are you two
Wearing--
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What is that
You two are wearing?
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It's...
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Flamenco.
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[castanets clicking]
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He's been doing this all night.
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Everytime he hears
The word "Flamenco."
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Flamenco!
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But why...
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Are you wearing...
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That?
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Well...
Steve always dresses
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To match the food
He eats,
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And we went
To el cid tonight
For spanish food.
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Ok. So how did he
Convince you to...
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Dress flamenco?
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Flamenco!
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[castanets clicking]
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Yes?
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Well, I...
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I have something...
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Very important
To ask you, carl.
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Please, please.
Stand up. Stand up.
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Alright.
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What do you want
To ask me?
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Well, it--
This might come as
A bit of a shock to you,
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So...You might
Want to sit down.
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But you just told me
To stand up.
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Yes, but you
Were already sitting,
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So I couldn't ask you
To sit if you were
Already doing that.
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So I asked you
To stand up...
And that way--
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Oh, will you just
Get on with it?!
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Ok.
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Aren't you gonna
Have a seat?
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Alright.
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Steve, you are
Driving me crazy
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With the sitting
And the standing
And the flamenco.
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Flamenco!
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[castanets clicking]
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Can I, uh, see those
For a second?
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Oh, sure. Here you go.
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Aren't they great?
Yeah, they're nice.
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Yeah, look. I got
A great deal on 'em.
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Now you were saying?
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It sure is a good thing
I have these backup.
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Mr. Winslow...
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I...
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Steven q. Urkel...
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Hereby officially
And respectfully
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Request permission
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To ask
For your daughter's
Hand in marriage.
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Steve. L-l-l-let me--
Let me get this
Straight.
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Um...L-laura...
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My daughter laura...
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Has agreed to marry...
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You?
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Oh, no! Not yet!
[sighs]
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I just wanted
Your blessing
Before I asked her.
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[laughing]
Oh.
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Ha ha! Not yet.
Yeah!
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For a minute there--
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Ha ha ha ha!
No, no, no.
Not yet. No.
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Ha ha! Well,
Go ahead! Ask away!
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Oh...Oh, thank you,
Carl!
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Oh, thank you!
I can really
Ask her?
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Yes. Ok.
Let me go now.
Yes, you can.
Oh, thank you!
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Thank you.
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Ha ha ha ha!
Boy, I feel
So much better now.
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For a second there,
I thought laura had,
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Well, lost her mind.
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Oh, no, she didn't--
Ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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So steve popped
The question?
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Well, now, don't
Get ahead of me.
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It's not that simple.
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Alright.
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Of course,
Nothing is simple
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When steve urkel's
Involved.
[chuckles]
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Thanks, annie.
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I'm ok.
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Laura's been dating
Another guy
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For the past 3 years
Now...
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A really
Terrific young man.
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His name is
Stefan urquelle.
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[doorbell chimes]
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Stefan.
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Hey, baby.
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Oh, thank you. Why
Are you so dressed up?
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I thought we were just
Gonna grab some burgers,
Nothing special.
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Laura, every moment
With you is special.
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Stefan.
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Let me just
Grab my purse.
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Not so fast.
What's
The hurry?
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Well, I've been
Starving myself all day
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So I'd look good
In these jeans.
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And now that
You've seen 'em,
I want to eat.
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Well, let me see 'em
For a few more minutes.
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Have a seat.
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Now, laura, what's
My favorite nickname
For you?
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Princess.
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That's right. And you've
Always been my princess,
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Ever since the night
I gave you this.
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Ohhh...My glass slipper.
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You remember that night
At disney world
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When you were
My cinderella and I was
Your prince charming?
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I'll never forget it.
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[fanfare plays]
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[some day my prince will come
Plays]
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Oh, princess,
My princess...
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Could this
Be yours?
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Perfect fit.
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Laura winslow...
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You are the sun...
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The rain...
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And the wind that
Flowers my soul.
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I love you more
Than life itself.
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Will you marry me?
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Crowd: aw...
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Yes, I will.
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[cheering]
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[some day my prince will come
Plays]
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[fireworks popping]
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That was
So romantic.
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At the time, we thought
We were too young
To rush into marriage,
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So we decided to wait.
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That's right.
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Well, I can't wait
Any longer, laura.
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I love you more now
Than I did then.
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Will you marry me?
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Ohh...
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Oh, my god!
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It's...
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Look at this!
It's so...Oh,
My god, it's...
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Look at this ring.
It's--oh, my god!
I can't--oh!
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Well?
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Oh, you want an answer now?
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Well, that's usually
How it works.
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Well, I mean, well,
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This is so sudden,
And...
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Uh, you know.
And you need
Some time to
Think about it.
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Yes.
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I'll go get us
Something to drink.
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And when I come back...
We'll toast
Our engagement.
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[doorbell chimes]
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Flowers
For laura winslow.
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Oh. Uh,
You can just put 'em
On the sofa table.
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Thanks.
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Oh!
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Put it on--
End ta--
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End ta--
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Pian--
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Aw, just
Find somewhere.
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Thank you.
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Thanks.
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Thank you.
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Thanks.
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A dozen dozen roses
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For the world's
Most beautiful woman.
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Ah--ah--ah--
Ah-choo!
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Ooh.
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Uhh! Sorry.
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Allergies.
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Steve,
They're beautiful.
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[sniffling]
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But why so many?
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[door slams]
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And what the heck
Are you wearing?
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Why, don't
These clothes ring a bell?
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No...But I'm afraid
You've lost
Your clanger.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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[snort snort]
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Laura, exactly
7 years ago
To the day,
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In this very room,
I wore these duds
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While I played
This song for you.
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[strangers in the night
Plays]
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Oh...
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Now I remember.
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00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:56,156
[strangers in the night
Plays]
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What are
You doing?
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Setting the mood,
My darling.
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For 2 wonderful weeks,
You and I have pretended
To be man and wife.
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And now on this
Our last night,
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We can make each other's
Dreams come true...
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With a kiss!
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00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:25,318
Steve, did you eat
That moldy cheese?
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Don't hold back.
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Let yourself go!
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Do what you feel.
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Ooh, I felt
The earth move.
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00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:48,408
Steve, we're supposed
To grade each other
On this assignment.
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00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:52,746
And right now,
You're staring down
The barrel of an "F."
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One kiss.
A peck on the cheek.
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A momentary
Osculation.
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Forget it.
I have a headache.
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00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:02,923
I thought you
Might say that.
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00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,792
So I came
Prepared.
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00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,393
Aspirin, baby?
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00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:15,068
Steve, I want a divorce.
Go home to your mother.
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My manly ardor
Has frightened you.
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That's ok. It won't
Happen again.
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I'm prepared to wait
Forever if need be.
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In the meantime,
I hope you'll accept
This small gift
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As a little memento
Of our 2 glorious
Weeks together.
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Steve, this is
Really beautiful.
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1/3 carat diamond
With 1/10 the sparkle
Of your lovely eyes.
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This is real?!
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Where did you get
The money for this?
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From my stay-away fund.
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Every year
All my relatives
Send me money
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And hope that
I won't visit them.
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00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,350
Steve,
I can't accept this.
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00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,751
It's too expensive.
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00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:08,588
But my little baguette,
It was a mere $800.
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$800?
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Are you out
Of your mind?
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This is a school
Assignment.
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It's pretend.
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We're not married.
We're not engaged.
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00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:20,467
We're not
Even dating, and
We never will be.
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00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:21,668
But I thought you like--
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What I like is for you
To leave me alone.
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00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:39,319
Laura, I know
I'm not worthy of you,
252
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:42,322
But I just can't help
Loving you.
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00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,858
It's like wanting
To touch a star.
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00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:47,527
You know
You'll never reach it,
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00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,930
But you just gotta
Keep trying.
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00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,205
Steve...
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00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:01,541
Why do you always
Say things like that?
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00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:05,078
These last 2 weeks
Have been wonderful for me.
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00:14:05,145 --> 00:14:08,381
It's the closest I'll
Ever get to marrying you.
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00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,051
That's why I wanted you
To have this.
261
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,652
No strings attached...
262
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:15,488
Just the one to my heart.
263
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,862
Laura...
264
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:27,767
I kept this ring
In hopes that one day
You would accept it.
265
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:31,171
Now, I know
I'm not worthy of you,
266
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:34,574
But I love you more now
Than I did then.
267
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,679
Laura lee winslow,
268
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:41,581
Will you marry me?
269
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,222
Oh...
270
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,357
My god.
271
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,525
Hey, what's
Going on
Out here?
272
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,228
Steve?
273
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,863
Stefan.
274
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,099
Well, what are you
Doing here?
275
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,969
I just proposed
To laura.
276
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,537
W--I just proposed to her.
277
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,075
Laura?
278
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:10,310
Who do
You choose?
279
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:19,252
Uh--look, I really
Have to think about this.
280
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,553
I'm sorry.
281
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,490
But--
282
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,407
So, come on. Don't
Keep me in suspense now.
283
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:42,042
Who'd laura choose?
284
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:46,813
Well, she thought
About it for 2 long days
And 2 sleepless nights.
285
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:50,350
Finally, she decided
To get some advice.
286
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:55,688
Listen, I know
You guys are busy,
But I need some advice.
287
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:59,326
Oh, sure. I assume
It's about your
Double proposal.
288
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:02,662
Yeah. I just can't decide
Between stefan and steve.
289
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,964
You're kidding,
Right?
290
00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:09,469
No. Actually it's
A much harder decision
Than I thought it would be.
291
00:16:09,536 --> 00:16:11,504
You're kidding, right?
292
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:12,805
Daddy.
293
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:15,975
Stefan is handsome
And sophisticated.
294
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:19,079
Yes. He's a top model
And makes a lot of money.
295
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,847
Stefan would make
A great husband.
296
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,949
Any girl would be
Lucky to have him.
297
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,751
And then there is steve.
298
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:29,956
Oh, now there are many
Wonderful things about steve.
299
00:16:30,023 --> 00:16:33,260
Name one.
300
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:37,597
Well, no, see I'm hesitating
Because even though steve
301
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,399
Has many wonderful qualities
302
00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,534
He has a few
Less wonderful qualities.
303
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:45,238
And for some reason,
Only the less qualities
304
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:48,408
Are coming to mind
At the moment.
305
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:52,445
Laura, what do you
Love about steve?
306
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:54,914
Well, he's sweet,
And he's gentle.
307
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,816
And he makes me laugh.
308
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,552
And he's really smart.
309
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:02,855
And, you know,
One day I think one
Of his crazy inventions
310
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,191
Might change the world.
311
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:08,328
Yeah, if he doesn't
Blow it up first.
312
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,630
Mom, what made you
Say yes to dad?
313
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:14,401
Well, that's easy.
314
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,070
I loved him
With all my heart,
315
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,639
And I felt I couldn't
Live without him.
316
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:29,616
Hmm. I always thought
My wife married me
317
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,518
Because I had a piano.
318
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,052
Oh, she says she loves me
And everything,
319
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,587
But I've seen her
Look at me,
320
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:39,359
And I've seen her
Look at the piano.
321
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,360
Willie.
322
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,628
Yeah.
323
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,130
This is my story.
324
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,164
I'm sorry.
325
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:45,865
So what did laura decide?
326
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:49,636
Actually, the decision
Was nearly taken out
Of her hands.
327
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,414
Hey, steve.
328
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:06,819
Good-bye, laura.
329
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,121
Where're you going?
330
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,523
Moscow, methinks.
331
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,125
Russia? Why?
332
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,860
I'm going to visit
My parents.
333
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,362
Oh, do they know you're coming?
334
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:19,332
Heck no! That'd given them
A 15 hour head start.
335
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,401
How long
Will you be gone?
336
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,002
Forever.
337
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:25,972
Maybe longer.
338
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,941
What's going on?
Why are you leaving?
339
00:18:29,008 --> 00:18:31,444
Oh, laura.
I feel so foolish.
340
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,713
The other night
When I proposed to you,
341
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,483
You were very kind
Not to laugh in my face.
342
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:38,418
Steve, why would I
Do that?
343
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:43,456
Oh, come on.
There's no comparison
Between stefan and me.
344
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,758
It's like getting
A proposal from brad pitt
345
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:49,662
And, 5 minutes later,
Get another one
From mr. Bean.
346
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,999
Steve, don't be
So hard on yourself.
347
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,635
I took your proposal
Very seriously.
348
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:56,869
You did?
349
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,571
I sure did.
350
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,340
Thank you, laura.
351
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:05,545
I'll savor that morsel
When I'm sipping borscht
At starbucks in red square.
352
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:08,481
Steve, listen.
353
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,717
No. You listen, sweetheart.
354
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:13,620
Stefan is the man for you.
355
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,823
With him, you'll live
An exciting, glamorous life.
356
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:21,027
And you'll be
With a handsome man
Who never falls down.
357
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,362
Steve...
358
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:26,132
What can I possibly offer you
Compared to that,
359
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:29,001
A modest existence
In a tiny apartment
360
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:31,037
Crammed with test tubes
And cheese?
361
00:19:31,103 --> 00:19:33,506
Steve, but how can you
Just leave?
362
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,342
You told me you loved me.
363
00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:38,645
I do love you.
364
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,614
I adore you.
365
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,617
I worship the rain
That waters the grass
366
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,620
That grows on the ground
You walk on.
367
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:52,859
All I ever wanted to do
Was make you happy.
368
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:58,298
Well, the only way
I believe I can do that
Is if I step aside.
369
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:08,808
Good-bye, laura.
370
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:13,280
I do have one favor
To ask of you.
371
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,482
One small favor.
372
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:18,251
Remember me.
373
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,955
Steve, wait.
You can't just leave.
374
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,957
Why not?
375
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,793
B-because...
376
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:29,362
Because I can't imagine
My life without you.
377
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,632
What are you trying to say?
378
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:36,903
Well, I'm saying
That I love you, and...
379
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:38,871
I want to marry you.
380
00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:47,814
You do?
381
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:50,750
Yes.
382
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,365
A toast...
383
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,800
To your new son-in-law,
384
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:11,638
Steve urkel.
385
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,314
Steve urkel.
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