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Hey, steve.
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Oh, morning,
Sunshine.
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Something smells good.
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It's your breakfast,
Your royal swellness.
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Ok.
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Oh, um, sorry.
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Voila!
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2 eggs over easy,
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Bacon medium,
Hash browns avec onions
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With juice l'orange.
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Mmm!
All my favorite stuff.
What's going on?
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Let's just say if
You were to choose me
As your life mate,
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This repast
Would be your future.
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Steve, are you trying
To bribe me?
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You betcha, baby.
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Guys,
The most incredible
Thing happened.
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Ooh, let me guess,
Let me guess, let me guess,
Let me guess.
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Let me guess,
Let me guess--
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You met a guy?
Yes!
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Aah!
Aah!
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Aaaaah!
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Ha ha!
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His name
Is d'andre moore.
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I met him last week
At the sizzle club,
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And we've gone out
Almost every night
Since.
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Well, why didn't
You call me?
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Yeah, what's wrong
With you, girl?
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Well, I didn't want
To say anything
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In case things
Fizzled out.
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So tell us
About d'andre.
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Well, he's a little
Older than me--
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Oh, that just means
He's a man and not a boy.
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Aah!
Aah!
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Aaaaaah!
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Get over here!
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Girl, he is so fine.
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He owns
His own business,
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Drives a beemer,
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And spoils me rotten.
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Ooh!
Ooh!
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Girl, I like him
Already.
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And today,
He gave me a one-week
Anniversary gift
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That is
The absolute bomb.
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Ask me what time it is.
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Ooh, no, no, no,
Let me, let me, let me,
Let me, let me.
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What time is it?
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Darn, I wanted to ask.
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I cannot tell you
What time it is,
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Because the gold is
Too blinding! Ha ha ha!
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Ooh!
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Ooh.
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You go, girl.
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Work it, baby,
Work it.
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Aah!
Aah!
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Aaaaaaah!
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Hi, honey.
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Ah.
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How was your day?
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Ah.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Are you hungry?
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Ah, pfffft!
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I see.
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I'm sorry, harriette,
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But I've been in
A bad mood all day.
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Do you know that I have
To go to the white house
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And see the president
Of the united states?
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You poor baby.
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You'll have to
Cancel your lunch
With the pope.
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You remember
Charlie carnelli?
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Oh, sure.
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Well, he's
Being appointed
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Special advisor
To the president
On crime policy.
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And they're honoring him
With some big gala event.
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Wow! I guess
Taking that job with
The justice department
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Really paid off
For charlie.
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Ah, he just
Got lucky.
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Sweetheart, he put
8 drug lords behind bars
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And seized
47 kilos of heroin.
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Ah, the dog
Did all the work.
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[doorbell rings]
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Surprise!
Hey, max.
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I thought it was time
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For the 2 most important
People in my life
To meet.
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Laura, this is d'andre.
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Nice to meet you,
D'andre.
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Charmed.
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I can see why you
And max are friends.
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The fine do
Flock together.
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[giggles]
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Well, come in.
Have a seat.
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Thanks.
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Hey, girl,
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What you doin'
Way over there?
This ain't church.
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So, uh, d'andre,
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Uh, max tells me you
Own your own business.
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Yeah.
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Well, what kinda business is it?
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You know, it's import, export.
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I'm a big trader in
The global economy.
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Oh, what do you trade?
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Electronics
And yams.
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I'm kidding
About the yams.
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He's so funny.
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[telephone rings]
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Excuse me, ladies.
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Yo?
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No.
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So?
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Man, go
With the flow!
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Ahem, listen,
Baby, um,
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I gotta split.
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Why? What's wrong?
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Well, uh, that was
One of my associates.
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He screwed up.
I got a few fires that,
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You know,
I gotta put out.
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Is there anything
I can do to help?
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No, there's really--
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Well, maybe there is.
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Baby, can you drop
A couple of packages
Off for me tomorrow?
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Packages?
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Yams.
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Yams. Ha ha ha.
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No problem, d'andre.
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Baby, you know
Something?
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You and me,
We make a good team.
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Uh, laura,
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Max was right
About you, baby.
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You got it
Goin' on and on.
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Mmm.
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Ha ha. Thanks, d'andre.
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So what
Do you think?
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Well, ha ha,
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Oh, I like him.
Ha ha.
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What is that
Supposed to mean?
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It means that...
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I...Like him.
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If you really liked him,
We'd both be going,
"Aah!" right now.
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Well, um, ha ha,
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The truth is, max,
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I think
He's a little...
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Slick.
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Slick?
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What do you
Mean slick?
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Well, not slick
In a bad way.
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Slick in a slippery way.
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Well, I guess that is a bad way.
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I don't believe this.
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Why can't you
Just be happy for me?
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D'andre's just not
The kind of guy I
Would pick out for you.
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Well, you didn't pick him,
Laura, I did.
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And if you
Can't understand
What he means to me,
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Then maybe you're
Not as good a friend
As I thought.
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Hey--
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Well, nice to see
You, too, maxine!
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What's wrong with her?
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She's upset
Because I don't like
Her new boyfriend,
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D'andre moore.
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Well, you got a lot
Of nerve talking about
Somebody else's boyfriend.
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You're going out
With steve urkel.
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I'm serious, eddie.
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I get a bad vibe
From this guy.
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Well, want me to make
A few calls, have him
Checked out?
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Yeah. I don't want
Max to get hurt.
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Consider it done.
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I really appreciate
This, eddie.
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Hey, no problem.
I wash your back, and
You wash my laundry.
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Oh, here it is.
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Hi.
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Thanks for
Helping me, steve.
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Ohh.
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Oh, why didn't you
Get a porter to carry
All these bags?
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What, and
Waste a dollar?
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Gee, this is a tiny room.
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Well, I'll say.
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It's so tiny,
You got to go outside
To change your mind.
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Steve...
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It's so tiny,
You got to clap
Your hands this way.
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Steve...
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It's so tiny, the mice
Are hunchbacked.
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Steve!
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I think we both agree
That this is a very
Small room.
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Well, I guess...
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I guess it's time
For me to go.
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Yep.
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You know, I'm--I'm not
One for sobby good-byes.
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Well, neither am I,
So...Good-bye.
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I cherish you,
Carl winslow.
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Come back
To me safe.
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Ok, steve,
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See ya later.
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Excuse me,
I got to go wash up.
Excuse me.
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Oh, right,
Right, right,
Right, right.
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Huh, I'll hang up
His bag. Yeah, yeah.
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There you go.
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Hmm, must be stuck.
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Oof!
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[train whistle blows]
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Conductor:
All aboard!
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[whistle blows]
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00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,099
Now I can relax.
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Ahh!
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Steve: ohhhhh.
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Ohhhhhhh.
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Ohhhhhhh.
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Steve?
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Ohhhhhhh.
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Steve!
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Are you--are you
Alright?
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Bishop tutu?
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00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,195
Steve, are you ok?
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I--I think so.
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00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,066
I bumped my head.
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00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:09,069
Steve,
You're not supposed
To be on the train.
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Huh? Oh!
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W-w-w-we're moving!
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Oh.
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Uh, excuse me?
Excuse me? Would you--
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00:11:21,448 --> 00:11:22,850
Yes, what is it?
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00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,651
We have a little
Problem here.
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He's not a passenger.
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Don't be silly.
He's onboard,
The train is moving,
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He's a passenger.
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But he doesn't
Have a ticket.
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Oh, then he's
Not a passenger.
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He's a criminal!
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Uhhhh!
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00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,770
Oh, w-w-w-well,
Maybe we can drop him
Off at the next stop.
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00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,037
This is
An express train.
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No stops
Between here and
Washington, d.C.
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Not even any slow curves?
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Nope.
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Oh, well, how much
Is a ticket?
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$220.
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Oh, well, I think
I can swing that,
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With a little help
From you, carl.
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Well, how much
Do you need?
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$220.
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Uh, can he have
A compartment about
2 or 3 cars down?
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This train is
Completely sold out.
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Either he stays
With you, or he
Sleeps on the roof.
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He's gonna need
A blanket up there.
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Oh, ok, he
Can stay with me.
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I'll alert cnn.
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Well, roomie, I guess
It's just you and me
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All the way to d.C.
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How long do you
Think that'll be?
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14 hours.
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Move it.
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Ah, well, that time
Should just fly by.
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Hey, carl , did you know
The first commercial locomotive
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Was built in 1804
By richard trevithick?
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No.
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His friends used to
Call him rick.
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But his wife
Would call him ricky.
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00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:07,320
His mom would call him dick but
His dad would call him dicky.
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Strangely enough,
He preferred her.
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[screaming]
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00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:25,906
Hey, thanks, carl, for
Lending me these boxers.
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You're welcome.
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00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:30,743
They sure are roomy.
262
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:34,747
I could hold
A 3-ring circus in here.
263
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,318
Look, steve,
I'm very tired,
264
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,653
I have a very
Big day tomorrow,
265
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,656
And I really would just
Like to get some sleep, ok?
266
00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,125
Ok.
267
00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:52,866
There's no room for me.
268
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:58,205
A little more.
269
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:04,044
A little more.
270
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,014
Ok.
271
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,449
Now, breathe deep.
272
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,684
[inhales]
273
00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:14,021
Ahh.
274
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:16,756
[exhales]
275
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,191
Whoa!
276
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:32,039
[snoring]
277
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:34,507
Steve?
278
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:35,608
[snore snore]
279
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:36,910
Steve!
280
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:41,214
[snoring]
281
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,750
Steve!
282
00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,818
Huh? What? Huh? Huh?
Huh? What? Huh? Huh?
283
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,654
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
284
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,923
No, you fell off the bed.
285
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:53,927
And you woke me
For that?
286
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,929
Well, at least
You could sleep.
287
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:58,898
I'm having a little
Trouble nodding off.
288
00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:01,168
Well, maybe if
I sing you a lullaby,
289
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,502
That'll help you
Drift off.
290
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,303
I don't think so.
291
00:15:03,370 --> 00:15:04,504
Oh, sure it will.
Come on.
292
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,405
But I don't think--
293
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,840
Come on, come on,
Move your feet.
294
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,742
Move your feet.
Move your feet.
Come on.
295
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:12,345
Ok, ok, here we go.
296
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:13,446
Ahh.
297
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:16,449
* go to sleep *
298
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:18,918
* go to sleep *
299
00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:23,957
* go to slee-ee-eep *
300
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:26,459
* go to sleep *
301
00:15:26,526 --> 00:15:28,261
* go to sleep *
302
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:32,765
* go to slee-ee-eep *
303
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:35,468
* go to sleep *
304
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:36,936
* go to sleep-- *
305
00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:40,407
Oh, will you shut up?!
306
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,216
Wait a minute.
What?
307
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,817
I just thunk a thought.
308
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:52,619
It's raining outside.
309
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:56,156
So why don't we let
The soothing pitter
Patter of raindrops
310
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,724
Lull us to sleep?
311
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,092
Now, that's
A very good idea.
312
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,827
Why, thank you.
313
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,829
Now, you crack
The window
314
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:05,999
While I go visit
Facil-lilities.
315
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:17,110
Ahh.
316
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:21,381
Ahh.
317
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,345
What did you do?
318
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,535
Excuse me,
Are you joe?
319
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,504
Yeah. You must be
D'andre's new girl.
320
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,906
That's right.
My name is max.
321
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,575
Hey, no names, ok?
322
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,778
D'andre asked me
To give you this.
323
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:30,950
Uh, this is for d'andre.
324
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:33,120
Police! Freeze!
325
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:40,427
Good job, eddie.
326
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:42,095
Eddie, what
Are you doing?
327
00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:43,196
Max, this guy's
A coke dealer.
328
00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,531
Oh, man,
You must be crazy.
329
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:46,299
I don't know
What's in that package.
330
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:47,400
The girl walked up
And handed it to me.
Yeah, we saw.
331
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,369
Let's see
What's in here.
332
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,339
A white powdery substance.
333
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,940
Let's go.
You're under arrest.
334
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,942
Max, you're gonna
Need to come, too.
335
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:59,246
We're gonna
Need a statement.
336
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,348
D'andre used me.
337
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:04,117
Oh, my god, eddie,
I'm a drug runner!
338
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,285
No. No, you're not, max.
339
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,654
You had no idea
What was going on.
340
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,622
It's ok.
It's alright.
341
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:10,957
Willie: eddie?
342
00:18:11,023 --> 00:18:12,725
Eddie, let's
Go pick up d'andre.
343
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:14,861
Yes, sir.
344
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:31,844
Steve, will you please
Stop sulking and come
Out of the bathroom?
345
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,012
You yelled at me,
346
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,382
And you called me
A butthead.
347
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,051
Of all the things
I've called you,
348
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:42,021
The one that bothers you
Is butthead?
349
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:45,892
Yes. It was my
Nickname in preschool.
350
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,198
Well, I'm sorry.
I didn't know that.
351
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,767
Now, come out of
There and sit down,
Now, please?
352
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:03,075
Are you gonna be nice?
353
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,878
Yes, I'll be nice.
354
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:13,920
Look, steve, I'm sorry.
355
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,688
I've just been
In a funk all day
356
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:20,493
Ever since I found out
That charlie carnelli
Was being named "Top cop."
357
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:24,197
Oh, the old green-eyed
Monster syndrome.
358
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:26,533
Well, I'm--I'm not jealous.
359
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,968
I--I don't begrudge
Charlie his success.
360
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:33,573
I mean, he's a good cop,
And--and he earned
His appointment.
361
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,875
Then what is it?
362
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,710
About 5 years ago,
363
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,813
I turned down
The same job with
The justice department
364
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,416
That got charlie
Where he is today.
365
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:48,588
Ah, the old
Road-not-taken syndrome.
366
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,890
Yeah.
367
00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:53,159
I think I made
A big mistake.
368
00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,561
Hmm.
369
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:57,664
I don't know, carl.
Let's think this over.
370
00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:59,399
If you'd have
Taken that job,
371
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:02,269
You would have
Had to relocate to
Washington, d.C., right?
372
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,970
Oh, that's right.
373
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,239
Which means harriet would've
Had to give up her job
374
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,707
At ferguson's
375
00:20:07,774 --> 00:20:11,010
And you would've had to yank
All your kids outta school.
376
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,479
Yeah, I guess that's true.
377
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,715
And that justice job,
What was it anyway?
378
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,817
Well, it was
Mostly political.
379
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,720
You know,
Crime commissions,
Committee meetings,
380
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,723
Hobnobbing
With congress.
381
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:27,594
Let's face it, carl,
You're no hobber of nobbers.
382
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,299
You're a man of action.
You walk the beat.
383
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,501
You drove a squad car.
384
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,568
And now,
385
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,170
You're a captain
At a very young age,
386
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:42,174
Commanding hundreds
Of men and women.
387
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,412
Oh. So you think
I made the right choice?
388
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,747
Well, you're respected
By your coworkers,
389
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,982
You're admired
By your community,
390
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:53,052
And you're loved by all
Your friends and family.
391
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:57,757
Sounds to me
Like you made all
The right choices.
392
00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:00,226
In my book, carl,
393
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:02,729
Not only
Are you a top cop,
394
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,332
You're the top pop.
395
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:17,744
[doorbell rings]
396
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,152
Hello, laura.
397
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:27,454
Hey, max.
398
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,657
Uh, come in.
Have a seat.
399
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:41,267
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
400
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:42,635
You first.
Go ahead.
401
00:21:42,702 --> 00:21:45,772
I'm sorry--
I'm sorry, laura--
402
00:21:45,838 --> 00:21:47,674
I should have
Listened to you, laura.
403
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:51,010
You're my best friend
And a great judge
Of character.
404
00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:52,979
D'andre had me
Totally fooled.
405
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:55,281
Believe me, I wish
I had been wrong about him.
406
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:57,249
Mmm, me, too.
407
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,285
You know what,
This is a problem
408
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:02,555
Only 2 scoops of
Haagen-dazs can solve.
409
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:04,724
Whoo! As fine
As d'andre was,
410
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:09,662
I'm gonna need
Some hot fudge and
Some nuts on top.
411
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:11,431
I'll drive.
I'll buy.
412
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:12,865
I'll buy.
I'll buy.
413
00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:14,000
Alright.
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