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Hello?
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Moscow general hospital?
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Yeah. Can I speak to
Dr. Roberta urkel, please?
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Thank you.
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Roberta!
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* happy birthday to you *
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[continues song]
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* happy birthday, dear mom *
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* happy birthday-- *
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What?
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It's me--steve.
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Steve urkel.
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Your son.
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Yes, yes, it has been
A long time.
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Yeah, I'm having
A bad connection, too.
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Well, it seems--
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Hello?
[dial tone]
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Hello?
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Hey. What's up, steve?
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Hey, 3j.
How's it goin'?
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Fine. Hey, man, what got
Your jockeys in a bunch?
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Ahh, my mom's in russia,
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And I miss her a lot.
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Hmm. What's that?
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One of my baby pictures.
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[chuckles] dang, man,
You had a big ol' head.
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My mother
Had just dropped me,
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And the swelling
Hadn't gone down yet.
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Seems kind of cold
To me.
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That's my mama.
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D-oh.
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At least you know
Who your mom is.
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Hey, sweetie.
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Hi, honey.
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Oh, darn! We're outta pudding.
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And I wanted something sweet.
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Aww!
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Well...
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Is that sweet enough?
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Yeah.
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But I still want pudding.
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3j, why are you home so early
From hockey practice?
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I didn't feel like playing.
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Something wrong?
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Come on, you can
Talk to us, son.
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But that's just it.
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I'm not your son.
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I'm nobody's son.
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Well, what brought
This on?
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I been thinking
About my mom.
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I want to know where she is
So I can have a real family.
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3j, you do have
A real family. Us.
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And we love you
Very much.
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I love you guys, too,
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But we're not related.
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I'm just your foster kid.
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I want to know
What happened to my mom.
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I always feel like
Something's missing.
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Oh, honey.
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Will you guys help me
Look for my mom?
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Well, uh, 3j--
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Mr. W, you're
A police captain.
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I'm sure you know
Lots of people.
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I'll bet you could
Find someone who knows
Where my mom is.
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Of course
We'll help you, 3j.
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I can't promise
Anything, 3j.
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You know, chicago's
A pretty big city,
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But I'll see
What I can do.
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Thanks, mr. W.
You're the best.
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Okay.
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Harriette, I'm not so sure
That this is a good idea.
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Carl, 3j is just
A little boy.
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If he feels
This abandoned now,
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How is he gonna feel
When he grows up?
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But what if we
Find his mother?
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What if she
Wants him back?
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That's
A possibility.
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Yeah.
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Scary one.
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Yeah, but
The bottom line
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Is we have to do
What's best for 3j.
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Alright.
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Who's the king
Of jordan?
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I don't know. Michael?
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No. Hussein.
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Well, what team is he on?
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[doorbell rings]
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Hi, laura!
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How's my dear, sweet
Future sister-in-law,
Doin'?
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Alright.
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I'm fine, myrtle.
What are you
Doin' in town?
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Girl, I'm here on
A mission of mercy.
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I am determined to save
My beloved edward
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From the clutches
Of that witch greta.
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It's time he dropped
That skeezer
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And experienced the love
Of a real woman.
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I'm sorry,
Lizard lips...
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But you're
Out of luck.
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See, eddie only
Dates air-breathing
Mammals.
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Oh, it's you.
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Does your mother know
You're entertaining
Wildebeests
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In the living room?
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Now, ladies,
Let's be civilized.
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Come on, say something
Nice to each other.
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Myrtle...
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That is a very
Pretty outfit.
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Thank you.
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That shade of yellow
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Matches your teeth
Perfectly.
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I see you've managed
To lose some weight.
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You're nothing but
Skin and cellulite.
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Well, I'd rather
Look like this
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Than a streetwalking
Chicken.
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Who you calling
A chicken, clucky?
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What? Girl,
Now you gettin'--
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No! Uh-uh!
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I'm gonna
Give you
Some of this.
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Sto--stop!
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Uh-uh.
Alright.
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Okay.
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Fine. Alright.
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Okay.
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Now, you two are
Out of control.
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This ridiculous fighting
Has been going on
For far too long.
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Well, we wouldn't
Have a problem
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If she would just
Stay in her cage.
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Look who's talking,
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The creature from
The ugly lagoon.
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Girl, I will--
Don't you start.
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I'm tired of you.
No, you won't. Whoa!
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Uh-uh!
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Get off of me.
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Y'all gonna
Pull out my weave.
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You know, it's too bad
You two aren't guys.
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Well, I do have
My doubts about
This one over here.
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What are you
Getting at, laura?
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Oh,
Put the hand down.
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Well, when 2 guys
Have a problem,
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They duke it out,
And it's over with.
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Hmm.
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You're right.
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Right here,
Right now,
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Right cross!
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Whoa, girl!
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Hey, hey, wait!
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Hey, hey!
Come on!
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Hey!
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Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
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No! No! No!
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No! Uh-uh!
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If you're
Gonna fight,
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Y'all got to do it
In a civilized way.
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What do you mean?
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In a boxing ring.
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Hmm.
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A duel
Of fisticuffs.
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Uh-uh!
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I'd like
Nothing more
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Than to go
Evander holyfield
On this heifer.
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Well, you are on,
Gruesome.
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Fine, and if I win,
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I get to go out on
A date with eddie,
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And you have
To drive the limo.
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And I'll even leave
The privacy
Screen down
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So you can
See how a woman
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Is really supposed
To treat her mens.
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Alright.
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And if I win,
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You have to haul
Your heinous heinie
Back to biloxi,
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For good!
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Alright,
Then it's settled.
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Saturday, you guys'll
Duke it out.
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And may
The best girl win.
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Don't worry.
Don't worry.
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I will.
I will.
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Hey, honey.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, guess who
I talked to during
Lunch today?
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Who?
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3j's mother.
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You're kidding.
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Well, it wasn't easy,
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But, uh, I finally
Managed to track her
Down, yeah.
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Well, come on, tell me.
What happened?
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What did she say?
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What's she like?
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Well, we talked
For over an hour.
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She wanted to know
All about 3j, of course.
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Why in the world
Did she give him up?
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Well, she said
That she was 16 when
She got pregnant,
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So she had
To drop out of school.
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No job, and, uh,
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Even worse, she had
A drug problem.
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Oh, no.
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00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:05,873
What about the father?
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00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,074
Well, he bailed, so--
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00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,042
So she gave 3j up
For adoption.
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00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,010
Mm-hmm.
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00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:11,812
Well, what's
Her situation now?
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00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:15,315
Well, she said
It's still tough,
But she's trying.
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00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:17,985
She's in a rehab program...
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00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:20,587
So she's trying
To get her life together.
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00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,222
She says it's a struggle,
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00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:25,558
But she's still
In no position
To take care of 3j.
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00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:29,830
I hope 3j understands
When she tells him.
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00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:33,000
Well, actually,
Harriette, uh...
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00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:34,567
3j's mother feels
It would be best
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That he didn't know
Who she is.
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00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,372
Oh, carl, he's gonna
Be so disappointed.
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00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,041
How do we tell him
That his own mother
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Doesn't even want
To meet him?
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00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,812
I don't know, harriette.
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00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,714
I mean,
I can't lie to him.
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00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,750
Even when the truth
Is this painful?
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00:10:49,817 --> 00:10:52,252
What are we gonna do?
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00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,287
I don't know, harriette.
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00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:55,989
I just don't know.
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00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:15,508
Come on, don't
Go with this, baby.
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00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:17,277
You know, greta,
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00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,546
You don't have to
Fight myrtle for me.
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00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:20,480
Yes, I do.
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00:11:20,547 --> 00:11:21,749
When I whup her bony butt,
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00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:24,718
She'll be out
Of our lives forever.
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00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:25,753
Myrtle!
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00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,725
Hey, greta.
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00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,927
Lookin' good, girl.
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00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:34,728
You ready for myrtle?
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00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:35,729
Are you kidding?
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00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:38,165
I'm gonna
Grind her grits.
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00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:44,637
5 bucks says that
Greta beats that
Prissy myrtle up
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00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,638
In 5 rounds.
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You're on,
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'cause when it
Comes to fighting,
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00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,910
I put my money
On ugly.
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00:11:50,878 --> 00:11:54,014
[rocky-like theme playing]
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[cheering]
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Hellooooo,
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Fight fans!
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12 rounds of grudge boxing
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Introducing,
In the yellow trunks,
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The goddess from chicago,
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00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,741
The windy-city wonder,
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00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,709
The peach with a punch,
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00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:01,781
Greta mccluuuure!
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00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:08,555
Aaaaand,
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00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,858
In the pink trunks,
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00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:13,460
The biloxi bomber,
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00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,463
The magnolia mauler,
250
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,698
The skirt with a hurt,
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00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:23,103
Miss myrtle mae urkel!
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00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:29,509
The referee
For this afternoon's match is...
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My cousin ralph.
254
00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,748
Alright, I want
A good, clean fight.
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00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,050
Break when I tell you.
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00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,886
No holding, no biting,
No choking, no kicking,
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00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:39,920
No stomping,
No hair-pulling.
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00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:41,488
In the event of a knockdown,
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00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,090
Go to a neutral corner and
Stay there till I tell ya.
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00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,125
Any questions? No?
Good. Fight.
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00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,587
Eddie: that's it, baby!
Way to slam it!
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00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:17,090
What's the matter,
Myrtie, huh?
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00:14:17,157 --> 00:14:19,792
All that makeup
Slowing you down?
264
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,028
Huh?
265
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,363
You're kind of quick
For a chubby girl.
266
00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:24,231
What?
267
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,632
But here's a little
Fashion tip.
268
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,936
With hips that wide,
Stay away from
Bright colors.
269
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,342
1...
270
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:36,376
2...
271
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,277
Pay up!
272
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:39,012
Pay up!
She's on her butt!
273
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,948
I hope she didn't
Hurt herself.
274
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,282
Get up, myrtle!
275
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,516
Get up!
276
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:44,751
8...
277
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:45,752
9.
278
00:14:45,818 --> 00:14:46,819
Man: yeah!
279
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,022
[all cheering]
280
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,459
Oh, I'm peeved.
281
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:54,761
You twisted my wonderbra.
282
00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:56,329
Oh, it's a wonderbra,
Alright.
283
00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:57,864
It's wondering
What it's doing there.
284
00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,466
Oh, I'm knocking you out!
285
00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:07,774
Eddie, don't
Do that now.
286
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,076
Do that later.
287
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:11,778
Eddie:
Good shot, baby!
288
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,046
Oh, that it.
289
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:33,933
Take that,
You windy-city warthog.
290
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:35,468
Ralph: 1...
Get up!
291
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,004
2...3...
292
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:38,538
Ooh! Pay up,
Baby!
293
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:39,906
Pay up!
294
00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,674
Not so fast. Look.
295
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,276
7...
296
00:15:43,343 --> 00:15:44,344
8...
297
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,412
9.
298
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,614
[all cheering]
299
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,017
Had enough, hussy?
300
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,818
I'm just getting
Warmed up, heifer.
301
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,286
Oh, come on.
Come on.
302
00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,760
Bell, bell, bell, bell.
Bell, bell, bell, bell.
303
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,029
Get--get--
304
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:07,434
Alright, now,
Lookie here, greta.
305
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,236
I want you to work
Your jab, alright?
306
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,038
Put together
Some combinations, baby.
307
00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:13,773
Take your time, alright?
308
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,875
Now, come across
With the right hand
309
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:17,177
And keep your guard up.
310
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:18,211
Don't sweat so much.
311
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,779
It's making
Your mascara run.
312
00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:22,182
And keep your guard up,
Because every time
She hits you,
313
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,416
It smears your rouge.
314
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,152
Mm-hmm.
Look, I'm not
A magician.
315
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,986
I can only do
So much.
316
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,390
[buzzer sounds]
317
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,696
Aah!
Aah!
318
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:58,118
Hey, hey, hey,
Come on, break it up.
319
00:16:58,185 --> 00:16:59,286
Hey, I said
Break it up!
320
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,121
Hey, I'm the ref
Over here.
321
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,556
Come on, break it up!
322
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,297
1...
323
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,031
2...
324
00:17:45,098 --> 00:17:46,566
3...
Get up!
325
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,768
4...5...
Get up!
326
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,404
6...7...
Well, somebody get up!
327
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:52,405
8...
328
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,373
9...
329
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:53,940
10!
330
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,007
They're out!
331
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,076
What does this mean?
332
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,044
All bets are off.
333
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,912
It's a draw.
334
00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,114
Oh, well, eddie.
335
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,682
I guess you still
Have myrtle after you.
336
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,684
[both laughing]
337
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:13,059
Skank.
338
00:18:13,126 --> 00:18:14,461
Gator bait.
339
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,744
Hey, handsome.
How was your cake?
340
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,180
I'm not sure.
341
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:34,547
I need another piece
342
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:38,151
Before I can
Really give you
An honest answer.
343
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:41,821
Cute, 3j, but I think
You've had enough.
344
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,993
Okay, mr. W,
Lunch is over.
345
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:50,297
You can give me
The bad news now.
346
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,398
What are you talking about?
347
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,100
Well, whenever
You got bad news,
348
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,336
You feed me real good.
349
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,340
Like that time you
Let me have 3 milkshakes
350
00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:03,042
Then told me my tonsils
Had to come out.
351
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:05,978
Now, today you let me
Have pancakes
352
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,580
And chocolate cake.
353
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,350
So it's gotta
Be awful news.
354
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:15,522
Well, 3j, uh...
355
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,291
I do have some
Bad news for you.
356
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:21,361
But I got some
Pretty good news, too.
357
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:23,763
Is the bad news
About my mom?
358
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:25,765
Yes.
359
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,702
You see, 3j,
Harriette and I
360
00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:33,473
Have given this situation
A great deal of thought,
361
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:35,375
And we feel
That it would be best
362
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:38,478
To wait until you're older
Before we look for your mom.
363
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:39,346
Why?
364
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:42,349
Well, 3j,
This kind of thing,
365
00:19:42,415 --> 00:19:45,318
Grownups have a hard time
Dealing with.
366
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,387
You're only 9-years-old.
367
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:52,592
But if you wait until
You're a little older,
368
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,561
I promise you...
369
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:57,497
That we will look
For your mom together.
370
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:59,566
Okay?
371
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,067
Okay.
372
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,935
What's the good news?
373
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,337
Well...
374
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:11,344
3j, you have been
Living with us
For over a year now,
375
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:13,313
And...Well...
376
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:16,583
We consider you family.
377
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:20,787
And if it's okay with you,
We'd like to make it official.
378
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:21,688
Official?
379
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:22,689
Mm-hmm.
380
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,224
Harriette and I would
Like to adopt you.
381
00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:27,026
Are you serious?
382
00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,027
Yes, I am.
383
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,263
You wanna adopt me?
384
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,331
Very much.
385
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,466
Aw, shucks!
386
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,441
Okay. So I'll tell you what.
387
00:20:41,508 --> 00:20:43,510
Why don't you go score us
A couple of gum balls
388
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,144
While I settle
Our bill, okay?
389
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:45,945
Okay.
390
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:46,979
Alright.
391
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,419
Thank you.
392
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:53,520
You're welcome.
393
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:58,057
No. I mean
Thank you for...
394
00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:00,460
For letting me
See my son.
395
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:01,661
He's pretty special,
Isn't he?
396
00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:02,962
Yeah.
397
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:06,966
And he's lucky to have
A family that loves him.
398
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,869
Nah. We're the lucky ones.
399
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,377
I got the gum balls.
400
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,011
And I got you the red one
401
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:23,182
'cause I know that's
Your favorite color...Dad.
402
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:24,817
Thank you, son.
403
00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,123
Bye-bye.
404
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:32,725
Bye.
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