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Hey ya, steve.
Where have you been?
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Oh, I took
A long walk.
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Hmm. Where to?
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Pittsburgh.
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Over 28 bucks in tolls.
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Who knew
They'd charge pedestrians?
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Steve, you went
On a 400-mile walk?
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What is that,
Power walking
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For the chronically
Loopy?
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Well, go ahead
And laugh,
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But look at all
These bottle caps
I found.
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Steve,
I'm trying to--
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Hey. Fresca!
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And a crush, too.
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Uh, laura,
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The reason why I took
That long walk is because...
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There's something
That's been gnawing
At my belly, and...
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Well, I think
We need to talk
About it.
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What is it, steve?
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Well, ever since
You professed your--
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Your romantic
Feelings for me,
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I feel
Like I'm caught
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In this weird,
Wacky love triangle!
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Steve, I have feelings
For you and stefan.
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And I am doing my best
To work them out.
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Well, maybe it would
Help if I knew
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What kind of
Triangle I was in.
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See, if it's an
Isosceles triangle,
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I got a lot of
Catching up to do.
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If it's equilateral,
Well, then I'm doing
Better
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Than I thought.
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If it's scalene,
Oh, just give it
To me straight.
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I can take it.
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Steve, believe me,
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It's as hard on me
As it is on you.
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Oh, I don't
Stand a chance.
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You and I have
Never even been out
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On a real date.
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What am I
Going to do?
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Well, here's
A fresh thought.
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Why don't you
Ask me out?
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[snap]
Yeah, right!
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I've been
So shocked and amazed
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That you're no longer
Repulsed by me
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That I've completely
Neglected to ask you out.
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Well, in that case,
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Laura lee...
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Yes, steve?
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Would you go out
With me this friday night?
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Sorry, I'm busy.
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Boy, I just walked
Right into that one.
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But I'm free
Saturday night.
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Hallelujah!
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Hell has finally
Frozen over!
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Yee-hah!
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* I've got a date
With laura *
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* I've got
A date with laura *
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Steve...
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* I've got a date
With laura... *
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Steve.
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Get a grip.
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Steve: I can't help it.
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This is the happiest day
Of my entire life.
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Actually,
I'm happy, too.
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"Actually,
I'm happy, too."
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We'll go out
To dinner on
Saturday night.
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Yeah. We'll have
A romantic meal
At amore's.
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Eek!
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Amore's?
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That's our restaurant!
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Ooh. I heard
Their salmon
Is to die for.
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I hope you choke
On a bone, you hag.
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And, laura,
I promise you,
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Saturday night
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Will be
The most wonderful night
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Of your entire life.
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[bump]
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Ooh!
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Okay. Okay. Alright.
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Did you hear?
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I got a date with laura.
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Oh, huh!
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That date
Will never happen,
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Or my name isn't
Myra boutros boutros monkhouse.
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Humph!
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Announcer: but the dumbest
Bank robber of all
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Has to be leonard mulfurd.
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Leonard couldn't afford
A real gun,
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Or even a toy gun,
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So he painted his thumb
And index finger
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Gun-metal gray.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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That's a stupid man.
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Ha ha ha!
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Dad...
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Hey, son.
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Guess who scored
The highest
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At the police academy
Firing range today.
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Let me think.
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Clint eastwood?
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No. Me!
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Shut up!
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Yup. Ha ha!
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Check out this grouping.
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I'm the best in my class.
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Hey, I guess
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That investment
In super nintendo
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Finally paid off,
Huh? Ha ha!
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Dad.
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No, I'm just
Kidding, son.
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This is some really
Fine shooting.
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Thanks.
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I want you
To remember,
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It takes more
To being a cop
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Than putting
6 neat little holes
In a target.
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Oh, I know that, dad.
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A shotgun makes
One big hole.
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Edward,
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I know cops
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Who've been
On the force
For 30 years
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And have never
Fired their gun
On the job.
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Well, maybe
They ought to buy
Some bullets.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Edward, you know,
You sound a little
Too trigger-happy.
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You know, I think
You should--
Oh, dad!
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Hey, what's
For dinner?
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You know, all this
Gunplay can make
A brother hungry.
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Yeah, but
If you, uh...
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I'm a hungry man.
I'm a hungry man.
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Yeah...Brush those
Pearly whites, baby.
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Ooh, rinsing. Yes!
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[gargling]
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Ooh. Sing
For me, baby!
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[knock on door]
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Just a minute.
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Entrez vous.
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Hey, myra,
You wanted to see me--
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Did you ever
See the movie
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Fatal attraction?
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No.
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Rent it.
It's about you.
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Have a seat, stef.
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I'll get right
To the point.
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You and I
Are a lot alike.
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We're both...
Gorgeous--ha ha--
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And we're in love
With fabulous people.
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So?
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So...
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Those 2 fabulous people
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Are going out
This saturday night
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With each other.
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Steve?
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You got it, baby.
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And my laura?
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She won't be your laura
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This saturday night.
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Uh-uh. No way.
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Way. Steve will
Take laura home...
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Oh, no. I don't want
To hear any more.
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Uh, steve and laura
Will sit on the sofa...
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And you know
What laura's like
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When she sits on
Comfortable furniture.
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Uh-oh.
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They'll talk,
They'll smile,
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They'll laugh--
Ha ha--
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They'll look into
Each others' eyes,
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And then they'll...
They'll...
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Don't go there.
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Oh, god!
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The thought of
My sweet, sexy stevie
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In the arms of another!
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[weeping]
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Okay, we got
To do something.
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[brightly]
Here's a thought.
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You and I
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Can prevent
This tragedy.
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How?
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You're taking
Laura out the night
Before, right?
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Right.
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All you have to do
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Is make sure
Laura arrives home
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At exactly 10:45.
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But what's gonna
Happen at 10:45?
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Ha ha!
Don't you worry
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Your pretty little head
About that, model boy.
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All you need to know
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Is that the natural order
Of the universe
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Will be restored.
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And laura
Will be mine?
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Forever.
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Do we have a deal?
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I don't know, myra.
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I feel like I'm making
A deal with the devil.
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Okay, I'm in.
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I mean, look,
When we graduate,
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I hope I get assigned
To a precinct
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With a lot of action.
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You know, I want
To hit the mean streets.
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I'm talking shoot-outs,
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Robberies, car chases,
The whole 9.
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You know
What I'm saying?
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I just want a squad car
With air-conditioning.
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Settle down, people.
Settle down.
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[chattering]
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Shut your pie holes!
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[silence]
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Cadets, today we have
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A surprise
Guest instructor--
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Captain carl winslow
From the 8th precinct.
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Dad.
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Captain winslow and I
Were cadets together...
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22 years ago.
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Yeah, back when they
Taught this class
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With crossbows.
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Well,
Moving right along...
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Class, up until now,
All you've been doing
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Is plain old
Target practice,
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But now we're gonna add
A new element:
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The judgment factor.
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Sometimes you only
Have a split-second
To determine
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If your target
Is a good guy
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Or a bad guy.
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Who'd like to go first?
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Why not?
Alright!
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Cadet winslow
To the firing line.
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Yes, sir!
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Careful.
That's a loaded gun.
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That's the only kind
There is, sir.
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Alright.
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Now, 5 targets will
Pop up at random.
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You have to use
Your judgment
To determine
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Which ones to shoot.
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Alright.
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Now, you're on
The night shift.
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You get a call to go
Down to the docks.
Are you ready?
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Yes, sir.
Alright.
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Instructor:
Stand by to fire!
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Good!
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Very good!
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Eddie: ha ha ha!
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Looky there.
Looky there.
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I shot
All the criminals.
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Ha ha ha!
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And you also shot an
Innocent bystander
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And a hostage.
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You know,
The whole point
To this exercise
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Is to use
Good judgment...
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Which you failed to
Do, cadet winslow.
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Yeah, but
They're just cardboard!
I was on a roll!
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Zip it, cadet!
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Give me your weapon.
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Watch the rest
Of the class.
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Perhaps you'll
Learn something.
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Hi, baby.
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Hi, ma.
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What's wrong?
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Oh, nothing.
It's just that
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I can't ever
Show my face again
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At the police academy,
Thanks to dad.
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Did he show everyone
Your baby pictures?
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Worse.
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Alright, mom.
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We're at
The firing range,
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And I make
One little mistake.
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Dad freaks out
And overreacts
266
00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:26,086
Like he usually does
267
00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:27,855
And takes away
My weapon in front
Of everybody,
268
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:29,522
Like I'm a little kid
Or something.
269
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,524
Well, what mistake
Did you make?
270
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,426
Ehh...
271
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:34,928
I shot
Some civilians.
272
00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,799
How many?
273
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,335
Well...
274
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,371
All of them.
275
00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:46,439
Eddie, you
Really shouldn't
Be shooting
276
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:47,975
Innocent people.
277
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,743
Ma...
278
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:52,880
They're pictures
Made of cardboard.
279
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,682
Yes, honey,
But they represent people,
280
00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:57,117
Made out of flesh.
281
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:59,386
I'm sorry,
But I have to side
With your father
282
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:01,221
On this one.
283
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,689
Oh, come on!
284
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:06,159
Well, if there was
A top 10 list of things
Not to do as a cop,
285
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,594
I bet you
Shooting civilians
286
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,396
Would be
In there somewhere.
287
00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,066
Well, you know,
Everything was fine
288
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,202
Till captain winslow
Came down there
289
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:16,103
Strutting his stuff,
290
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:17,470
Trying to show
Everybody what to do
291
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:18,906
And grabbing
My weapon and stuff.
292
00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,640
And I was minding
My own business,
I didn't have...
293
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,042
[whining on]
294
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,381
[doorbell chimes]
295
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,050
I'll get it!
296
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,486
Oh.
297
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:35,422
I'm the only one home.
298
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:36,824
Disregard!
299
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:44,164
Myra. Wh-what are you
Doing here?
300
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:46,934
I'm here to see you,
Silly billy.
301
00:12:48,535 --> 00:12:49,536
Myra,
302
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:50,838
We broke up.
303
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,272
We're history.
304
00:12:52,339 --> 00:12:53,907
Milli vanilli
Stands a better chance
305
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,508
Of getting back together.
306
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:58,946
Oh?
307
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,814
Well, maybe you'll
Change your mind
308
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,050
After you see...
309
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,084
This!
310
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,218
Whoo!
311
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:11,992
Mama.
312
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,761
Like what you see?
313
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,063
[panting]
314
00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:20,300
I thought
This might brighten
Your light bulb
315
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,468
Just a bit.
316
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:25,305
Myra,
You look nice, but...
317
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,773
It's all for naught.
318
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,341
I'm in love
With laura, and...
319
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,810
And I will never
Betray her under
Any circumstan--
320
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:32,545
[polka music playing]
321
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,049
Polka music?
322
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:40,120
I just love this song.
Don't you?
323
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,822
No, not really.
324
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,424
Doesn't do
Diddley for me.
325
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,393
Oh?
326
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:47,827
Well, uh...
327
00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,496
It makes me wanna...
328
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:50,998
Polka.
Oh!
329
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,369
Polka till I...
330
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:57,537
Plotz.
331
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,072
Ooh! Ah...Ah...
332
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,841
Stevie...
333
00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,677
How long has it been
Since you've
Done the...
334
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,379
Polka?
335
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,081
A long tiiime...
336
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,022
Have you, uh...
337
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,324
Polkaed by yourself?
338
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,463
A few times...
339
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,602
Up in my room...
340
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,974
When eddie
Wasn't watching...
341
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,515
Hup!
342
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,019
Whoo-whee!
343
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,168
Whoo-whee!
344
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,847
Let it loose, baby!
345
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:15,848
Oh...
346
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,985
No! No! No! No! No!
347
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,420
I will not
Let it loose!
348
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,123
You--you wicked,
Wicked temptress!
349
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,724
Have you no shame?
350
00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:26,126
Nope.
351
00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:30,097
Dancing gives
My tummy the grumbles.
352
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,433
Care to join me
In some...
353
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,667
String cheese?
354
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,038
Oh, no.
355
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,672
Not cheeeese!
356
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,843
Open the hangar.
357
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,645
Here comes
The cheese plane.
358
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:47,047
Vroom!
359
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,834
Steve.
360
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,902
Oh, my.
361
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,338
Laura.
362
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:15,942
Th-th-this...
363
00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:18,411
This isn't what
It looks like.
364
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,866
Dad?
365
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:41,668
Hey, son.
366
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:42,835
Sergeant keresey said
367
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:45,238
That you wanted
To see me.
368
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:46,873
Yeah. I thought
That we'd take
Another crack
369
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,142
At this
Target shoot.
370
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,543
Ha. But it's saturday.
371
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,279
I mean, wouldn't it be
More fun to wait
372
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,414
And embarrass me
In front of
The whole class?
373
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:55,748
Edward,
374
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,384
Believe it or not,
375
00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:00,287
The last thing
I want to do
Is embarrass you.
376
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,988
I'm simply
Trying to say
377
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:03,823
That it's important
To use good judgment
378
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:04,857
When using
Your firearm.
379
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:05,892
And I'm simply
Trying to say,
380
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,494
What's the big deal?
381
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:12,365
Edward, can we
Give this a try?
382
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,035
Yeah.
383
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:25,778
Alright, you ready?
384
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,180
Mm-hmm.
385
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:40,460
What the--
386
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,532
Dad...
387
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:46,833
That's laura.
388
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,403
Yeah.
389
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,372
You just killed
Your sister.
390
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,375
Oh, my god.
391
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,076
You know, son,
That's why it's important
392
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:58,545
To use good judgment.
393
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,515
When you're out
On the street,
394
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,352
Those will be real people
In your line of fire,
395
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,320
Not cardboard cutouts.
396
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:09,756
And all those people
Have families
397
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,258
And friends.
398
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:15,862
Dad...
399
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,697
I want to be
A good cop.
400
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,369
I know you do, son.
401
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,703
And if I didn't think
402
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:26,573
That you had
The potential to
Be a great one,
403
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,741
I wouldn't be
So hard on you.
404
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,743
Understand?
405
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:31,944
Yes, sir.
406
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,580
I understand.
407
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:38,518
Come on,
Let's get some pizza.
408
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:39,552
Hey, dad.
409
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,820
Hmm?
410
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,223
Um, if it's cool
With you, I...
411
00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:45,758
I'd rather stay
And practice.
412
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,427
You would?
413
00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,828
Yeah.
414
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:49,929
Sounds good to me.
415
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,631
Cool. Let's do it.
Alright!
416
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,714
Oh.
417
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:09,282
Hi.
418
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:12,219
Hello, steve.
419
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:14,954
Hmm. Things seem
Mighty frosty
420
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:16,556
In that kitchen.
421
00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:17,790
[giggling]
422
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:20,126
Steve: uh, laura,
423
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,160
Can we talk about
424
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,462
What happened
Last night?
425
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,163
Oh, come on,
Laura, tell him.
426
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,198
"I don't ever want to see
427
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:27,099
Your two-timing face again."
428
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,201
Sure, steve.
429
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,602
Tramp!
430
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:38,945
Oh-whee! Look
At that uvula!
431
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,419
Laura,
432
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,120
I always thought
I was a strong person,
433
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,056
But when myra showed up
In that...
434
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:52,792
Sexy lederhosen and...
435
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,761
And polka music...
436
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,097
And string cheese,
437
00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:59,165
Well...
438
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,334
I just lost
All control.
439
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,135
I went
Totally hormonal.
440
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,004
Well, steve,
I can understand
441
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:06,606
Why you would want
To be with myra.
442
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,675
I mean,
Let's face it. She's
A very pretty girl.
443
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:12,111
The word is
"Gorgeous," honey.
444
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:14,213
And I realized
Something tonight,
Too.
445
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:16,148
Here it comes.
446
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,017
When I saw you
Kissing myra,
447
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,952
I felt...
448
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,454
Well, I felt
A little jealous.
449
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:22,589
What?
450
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,257
What?!
451
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:25,492
For a moment
I was afraid
452
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,894
That you'd gone back
To myra forever,
453
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,496
And it made me
Realize that
I wanted to give
454
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,264
Our relationship
A chance.
455
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,700
No, no, no!
456
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:34,634
So--so you're saying
457
00:20:34,701 --> 00:20:36,269
You'll still go out
With me?
458
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,304
You bet.
459
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:39,038
Next saturday night.
460
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:40,607
Yesss!
461
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:42,375
No!
462
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:45,044
Saturday night it is.
463
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:46,479
I'll be ready.
464
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:48,848
And, steve?
465
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:49,916
Yeah?
466
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,618
Here's
A sneak preview.
467
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,790
This isn't over yet...
468
00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,292
Missy.
469
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,399
Next time on
Family matters...
470
00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:07,634
I'm just a little giddy.
471
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:10,169
Tonight's my big date
With laura.
472
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,372
For a moment
There I thought you said
473
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,574
You actually had
A date with laura.
474
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:15,742
I do.
475
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:19,346
Oh! Myra's been
Spying on me!
476
00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:21,681
Myra, do you have
An explanation for this?
477
00:21:21,748 --> 00:21:24,351
I had every right
To do that.
478
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:25,818
You had no right
Whatsoever.
479
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,219
Oh!
480
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,621
Then sorry.
481
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:32,859
If you tell me what you like
I'll order it for you.
482
00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,260
Why would I do that?
483
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:38,431
Because sometimes fancy cool
Guys order for their women.
484
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:42,068
That does it, myra!
485
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,203
For the last time,
It's over!
486
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:46,238
You are not to
Write me, call me,
487
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,740
Fax me, anything me!
488
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:49,409
Is that clear?
489
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,378
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