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Tonight's episode
Of "Family matters"
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Is a little scary
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So you might want to watch it
With somebody brave.
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Don't worry, uncle steve.
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Yeah, man. We're here for you.
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Guys, can we turn on the lights?
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[snoring]
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I'm not sleepy.
Not sleepy, not sleepy.
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[snoring]
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Uh! Uh! Uh!
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I got to stay awake.
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I've got to stay awake.
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Here we go.
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I'm not sleepy.
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Not sleepy.
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I'm not sleepy.
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Steve.
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Steve! Steve!
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Huh?
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Oh, hi, laura.
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I have a message
From dad.
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Really? What is it?
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Stop that!
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It's three in the morning.
What are you still doing up?
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Laura, it's 3 hours
Into halloween.
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I'm not sleeping tonight,
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I'm not sleeping
Tomorrow night--
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I might not even sleep
Until thanksgiving.
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Steve, are you still
Afraid of that nightmare
You had last year
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About your
Ventriloquist's dummy?
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Oh, laura, stevil
Was no ordinary dummy.
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Why, he was a diabolic,
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Satanic, evil force
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Born in the heart
Of darkness.
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He also never gave me
My phone messages.
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Well, steve,
Why are you still afraid?
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I mean, didn't you
Get rid of that silly dummy?
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Yep. Soon as I woke up,
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I chopped stevil up
Into a million pieces,
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Ground him up
In a blender,
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And then flushed
His sawdust
Down the toilet.
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Steve, there are 3 reasons
You shouldn't be afraid.
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1--he's not real,
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2--you flushed him
Down the toilet,
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And 3--he's not real!
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Well, thanks for
Your concern, laura,
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But a man's got to do
What a man's got to do.
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Yeah, well, do it
Without dribbling
This basketball.
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Goodnight.
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I know
What'll keep me up--
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Some good old-fashioned tv.
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Let's see what's on abc.
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[snoring]
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[thunder]
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I'm ba-a-ack!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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[snorting]
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[eating noisily]
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Hmm.
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Oh, that's funny.
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Oh.
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The lights went out.
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Waaah!
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Surprise!
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Oh! It's you!
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It's you!
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It is you!
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It sure is, bone butt.
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Thanks for flushing me
Down the toilet, pal.
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I spent the last year
Hanging out in sewers,
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Bobbing for rats.
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What do you want?
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Oh, not much.
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Just your soul.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Wh-why don't you take
The guy's next door?
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He's a lawyer.
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He's never used his.
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Uh-uh. I won't settle
For just any soul.
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No! Oh!
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No!
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I want yours.
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Aah!
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Now hold still.
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This is gonna hurt
Like the dickens.
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah!
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Uh...
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Uh...
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Uh!
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Uh! Uh!
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Uh! Aah.
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Aah!
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Oh! Ooh!
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I fell asleep...
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And he came back!
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There you go.
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A delicious
Caramel-covered squid
For you.
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A praline prune for you.
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And for you,
3-bean taffy.
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Ha ha!
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What?
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Not even
A "Thank you"?
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Wow!
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Great costumes!
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Don't tell me.
Let me guess.
Let me guess.
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You're don king,
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And you're mrs. King.
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Well, you got it
Half right.
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I'm going to my
Fraternity party's
Costume contest
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As don king.
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Ready, mr. King?
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Eddie: I'm always ready!
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Heh heh heh heh heh.
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Oh! Now I get it.
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It's kind of
A theme thing.
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Don king--boxers.
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Boxers--don king.
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Ladies, did I ever tell you
How I made my first million?
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Only in america.
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Only in america.
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Eddie: that's right.
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I tell you, laura,
Eddo looks more like
Don king than don king.
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So did you get
Any sleep?
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Oh, yes.
I nodded off,
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And stevil made
A guest appearance.
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It was 5 of the most
Terrifying minutes
Of my life,
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Second only to watching
Lord of the dance.
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Don't worry, steve.
It was just a dream.
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Well, I'm not dreaming
Anymore.
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I got 8 cups of espresso,
A 6-pack of jolt cola,
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And a giant bowl
Of froot loops
With extra sugar.
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You don't sleep,
You don't have nightmares.
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Hey!
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It's the men in black.
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Oh. And you're the alien.
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After people
Give us candy,
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We're going to erase
Their memories.
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That way we can
Go back for more.
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Well, who are you?
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Hee hee hee hee!
[snorts]
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Come on, guys,
Let's hit the road.
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Hey, big guy.
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Hey, steve.
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You look a little peaked.
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Tough day
In the concrete jungle?
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Nah. Just had
A little too much candy
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At the precinct
Halloween party.
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I'm going to take
A little nap
Before dinner.
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Wh-wh-wh-wh--
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Carl. Carl. Nap?
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As in sleep?
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Well...
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Yeah. What's wrong?
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Jumping jehoshaphat,
It's halloween!
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You can't sleep.
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Let me guess, steve.
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Are you still not sleeping
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Because of that stupid
Stevil nightmare?
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Well, that's right.
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This time he's coming
For my soul.
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Ooh, that'd make me
Scared, too.
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Mm-hmm.
It would?
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[child's voice]
If I were 5.
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Steve, you're not
A little kid anymore.
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You are a reasonable
Facsimile of a man.
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So, uh, don't let
A little nightmare
Get the better of you.
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Tough it up, man.
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Yeah.
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Tough.
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Yeah! Be a man.
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A manly man.
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Yeah!
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Now, what are you
Scared of?
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Nothing.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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You go on upstairs
And catch your zs
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While I hold down
The fort here.
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I'll sleep better
Knowing that.
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As well you should.
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'cause I've got everything
Under control.
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Yep.
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Everything.
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Aah!
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Okay, I'm cool.
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I'm cool.
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Evil ventriloquist's dummy.
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[chuckling]
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[yawns]
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"New flavor."
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New flavor is chalk.
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Evil ventriloquist's dummy.
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[chuckling]
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It's so crazy.
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[yawns]
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Oh, boy. That steve.
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Hmm.
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Hey.
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What's that?
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"Carl winslow."
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Hey, that's me.
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Ha ha.
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What is this?
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Ha ha! Hey!
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Hey, I wonder
Who sent this.
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Well...
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Knock, knock.
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Who's there?
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Mayonnaise.
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Mayonnaise who?
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* mine eyes have seen
The glory *
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* of the coming
Of the lord *
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Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Ah ha ha ha!
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Ah ha ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Carl!
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Wh-what are you doing?
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Just having
A little fun.
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With a ventriloquist's
Dummy?
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That's like playing
With a loaded gun.
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Oh, steve,
Will you stop.
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This is just
A hunk of wood.
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This dummy
Is not alive.
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Whoo!
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Not yet.
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What--ohh!
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Ohh!
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Ohh! Oh, my god!
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Who are you?
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You can call me...
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Carlsbad!
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Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
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Wh-wh-why are you here?
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We got plans,
Flesh boy!
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Yeah, big plans.
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Plans? To rob and murder?
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Nah. We're going
Into show business.
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[gasps] even worse!
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Hey, carlsbad,
When you become human,
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What are ya gonna do?
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I'm gonna go to vegas.
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[dance music plays]
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Top that.
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Watch me. You'll learn
Somethin', baby!
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Okay. Dance time is over!
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Now hand over your souls
So we can become human!
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Carl! You're a cop.
What do we do?
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Well, um--um--um,
Section 3 of the police
Manual says, uh, uh,
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Run for your life!
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Not so fast.
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Stop! Hey!
They're getting away!
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Oh, steve!
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You were right!
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Those evil
Hunks of wood,
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They're trying
To take our souls!
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Waah! Waah!
Oh! Oh!
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Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
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Aah! Push, big guy, push!
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I'm trying!
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We got to get in there.
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Push!
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Oh! [panting]
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Oh, boy! Steve!
Those puppets are strong!
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Yeah, but I think
We discouraged 'em.
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Shush!
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[whispering]
I don't hear a peep.
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I think they gave up.
273
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,256
Ooh! Waah!
274
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,824
Waaaah!
275
00:13:44,892 --> 00:13:46,093
Ooh! Ooh!
276
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:51,865
Heeerree's carlsbad!
277
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,934
Oh! Hey! Oh!
The dresser!
278
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,268
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
279
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,303
Yes! Yes! Yes!
280
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,177
They can't get
Through this.
281
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,213
This thing here
Is solid oak.
Yeah.
282
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,247
Ow!
283
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,182
Oh! Ow! Ow!
284
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,217
Oh! Ow!
285
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,052
They're through!
Oh, no! Ow! Ow!
286
00:14:12,119 --> 00:14:13,786
Steve, help! Help!
287
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,022
Help!
288
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:18,491
Don't help them! Help me!
289
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,103
Peekaboo!
290
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:34,541
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
291
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,452
Steve: waaaah!
292
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,287
Steve?
293
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:49,456
Steve?
294
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,325
Steve?
295
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,527
Whoa, steve.
296
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,664
Oh, no.
297
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,032
Oh, no!
298
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:03,170
They've got steve!
299
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,483
Steve?
300
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,761
Oh.
301
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,630
Oh, steve.
302
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,502
Aah!
303
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,174
Steve?
304
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:44,677
[hinges creak]
305
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:49,582
Steve?
306
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,059
Steve?
307
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:03,230
Aah! Aah! Aah! Get--get--
308
00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:13,640
Steve?
309
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:15,308
[crashing]
310
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:18,645
If they touch
My dove bars...
311
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,550
[gasps]
312
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:26,386
Oh, my god. Steve!
313
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:28,455
Steve, what have
They done to you?
314
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,323
[thunder]
315
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,796
Carl: what an awful,
Terrible night!
316
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:37,964
When will this ever end?!
317
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,567
Rrrrooowwrr!
Rrrrooowwr!
318
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,137
Very soon.
319
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:47,807
One soul down...
One to go.
320
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,576
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
321
00:16:49,642 --> 00:16:50,577
Aah! Ooh!
322
00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:52,812
Ooh!
323
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:56,015
Don't I look pretty
In a human soul?
324
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:58,218
Well, now that
You have a soul,
325
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,687
Why don't you stop
Being evil?!
326
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,056
Oh, I'm still evil.
327
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:08,861
Only now
I feel guilty about it.
328
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:15,802
Can't wait to get my soul,
And hit the road to vegas.
329
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,837
You evil monster.
330
00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:21,141
Thank you.
Thank you very much,
Ladies and gentlemen.
331
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:25,412
Freeze while
I suck out your soul.
332
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,180
You're never gonna
Get my soul.
333
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:29,316
I'm gonna fight you
To the death.
334
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,518
Oh, you want
To be difficult?
335
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:32,852
You got it.
336
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,721
This is war.
337
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,723
Come on, steve.
338
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,058
Aah! Aah! Aah!
339
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,993
No! No!
340
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,763
Stop it! Get off of me!
Get off!
341
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,465
Can't we
Just get along?
342
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:46,266
Ow!
343
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:49,669
Oh! Stop that! Aah! Ow!
344
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,204
Aah! Get off!
345
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:54,374
Oh, stop! Get off of me!
Get off! Get off!
346
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,609
Oh, no! Get off of me! Aah!
347
00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:07,620
Come on, steve!
We gotta get outta here!
348
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,057
Man, that was close.
349
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,492
We gotta get outta here
In a hurry.
350
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,927
Come on, steve.
We gotta get outta here.
351
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,229
What?
352
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:21,067
[stevil's voice]
What's the rush?
353
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:24,137
No...No...
354
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:32,044
Aah!
355
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,980
No. No. Get away.
356
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:35,382
Not my soul. No! No!
357
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,485
No, no! Not my dove bars!
No! Ah-hah!
358
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,495
Hee hee hee hee hee!
[snorts]
359
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,663
You know, you're
A great listener.
360
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:59,472
Oh, hey, big guy.
361
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:01,541
Want some
Halloween candy?
362
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:04,644
Here's the last of
The caramel-covered
Squid.
363
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:05,878
No. No, no, steve.
364
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,548
Um, listen, I, um...
365
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:11,884
Steve, I--I just had
The worst nightmare
366
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,553
Of my entire life.
367
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:16,623
Oh, was it the one
Where you have to frisk
Nell carter?
368
00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,991
No. It was worse
Than that one.
369
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:22,529
This time I had
A dream about stevil.
370
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:26,065
And he had an evil sidekick
That looked just like me.
371
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:29,101
And they wanted
Both of our souls.
372
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,970
Man, it was so terrifying,
373
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:34,707
It--it made me realize
I should never have made fun
Of your nightmare.
374
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,243
Really?
375
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:39,512
I should have encouraged
You to talk about
Your nightmare, steve.
376
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:42,949
That way, it wouldn't
Have seemed so scary.
377
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,817
Thanks, big guy.
378
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:47,587
I appreciate that.
379
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,190
Hey, big guy.
Hmm?
380
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,025
Did I ever tell you
About my nightmare
381
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:56,095
Where I was locked
In a cheese factory,
But I had no nose?
382
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:57,163
No, I don't think so.
383
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,499
And then myra showed up.
384
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:02,001
And she wanted
To give me a kiss,
But I had no lips.
385
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,236
Ooh.
386
00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,272
Oh. And then I tried
To run home,
387
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:06,706
But I had no feet.
388
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:09,709
I just kept falling
Down and down and down.
389
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:12,178
I couldn't smell.
I couldn't run.
390
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,646
And then my mother
Shows up,
391
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,648
And she's wearing
Velvet boxer shorts.
392
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,617
Nothing freudian there,
Right?
393
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:18,885
Right--oh, oh!
394
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,920
B-but wait, big guy!
395
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,089
Then there's also
The nightmare where I was
A milk-fed veal chop.
396
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,424
Right. Yeah.
397
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:26,326
Engaged to
An elderly lamb chop.
Uh-huh.
398
00:20:26,393 --> 00:20:29,862
It was an arranged match.
Oh, really?
399
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:45,745
Emcee: and now...Stevil
And carlsbad!
400
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:48,348
[cheers and applause]
401
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:51,551
Thank you.
402
00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:53,420
Thank you very much.
You're very kind.
403
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:56,656
You know, it's not easy
Being this short.
404
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:57,690
Why is that?
405
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,092
Because you're always
The last to know
406
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,928
When it rains!
407
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:05,097
[audience groaning]
408
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,834
I was dating this female
Puppet once.
409
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,702
Why'd you stop?
410
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,304
Because
She cheated on me
411
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:12,939
With a g.I. Joe doll.
412
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,875
[audience groaning]
413
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,143
Hey, is this thing on?
414
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,846
What are you people? Manaquins?
415
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:22,315
No, but you are.
416
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,917
You want to repeat that
In the parking lot
417
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:27,587
We'll rip your heart out.
418
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,422
Check.
419
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,593
They really hate you.
420
00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:36,696
Me? What do ya mean, me?
421
00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:40,199
You got all the funny lines,
And you're blowin' 'em.
422
00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:42,835
That's because
Your setups stink.
423
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:45,938
Why, I oughta...
424
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:50,810
[audience cheers
And applauds]
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