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Now, don't be surprised
If tomorrow
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We have an unannounced
Pop quiz
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On lighter-than-air gases.
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[students groan]
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Hey, everybody!
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I just made the most remarkable
Chemistry discovery
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In the last 100 years!
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Wait till I tell you
What it is.
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[bell rings]
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Wait, wait.
I haven't told you yet.
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I--I still
Haven't told you yet.
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I'll tell you tomorrow
When you're all nice and fresh.
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Steve, you alright?
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Oh, am I alright?
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How would you feel
If you just infused
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The free-radical neuron
In the hypothalamus
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With an isotope
From a sub-zero polymer?
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See? It's right here.
Look--
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Well, there's
The hypothalamus.
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Well, steve, that's
Been tried for years,
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But no one could find
A bonding agent.
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Hah! Yogurt!
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Of course!
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Yogurt?
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Yo-gurt.
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See, molecular
Brain waves,
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When transmitted through
Yogurt to my brain,
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Increase the capacity
Of my memory.
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And it makes
A delicious
Low-fat snack.
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Amazing. That's nobel
Prize-winning material.
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Ooh, even better,
It might even
Get me an "A."
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You know, steve,
It's not fair.
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A gifted student
Like you
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Should have
His own laboratory.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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I'm going to talk
To dean jones about it.
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Well...
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Me?
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My own laboratory?
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With my very own test tubes?
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Yes, steve.
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Oh. Oh, professor,
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I promise you,
You won't be sorry!
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We might want to leave
Before that explodes.
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Carl, what about going
To see a movie tonight?
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No, sweetheart,
I'm not hungry.
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And after that,
A little mud wrestling.
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Oh, that'll be
Just fine, sweetheart.
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Carl, you're
Looking at those
Wonderbra ads again.
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I just find the--
The engineering
So fascinating.
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Really? Let me see.
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Yeah, sure.
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Hey, what's up,
You two?
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What's with
The long faces?
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Yeah, fellas.
What's wrong?
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You know how
We wanted to be
Junior woodsmen?
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Sure. What happened?
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We can't get in.
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Troop 134's
Completely full.
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Well, can't you try
To get in another troop?
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Sure, if we move
To canada.
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There aren't enough
Troop leaders
In our area.
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So now we're just
Two disenfranchised
Inner-city youths.
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You know,
It is a darn shame
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That more adults
Don't devote their time
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To these kind
Of activities.
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I can't believe
More adults won't
Volunteer to be leaders.
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So you'll do it,
Uncle carl?
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Do what?
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Of course he will.
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Wh-wh-what?
What'll I do?
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You'll make
A great troop leader.
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What?
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And now we're gonna meet
All the girl scouts
We can handle!
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Uh-uh!
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No, no, no!
Wait a minute!
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Phillips hand screwdriver.
Allen wrench.
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Say, have you two met?
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Phillip, allen.
Allen, phillip.
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Ha, I crack me up.
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Steve,
How are things going?
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Oh, are you kidding?
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In my own lab,
Why, I'm happier than
A tick in a blood bank.
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Well, I'm glad because
The board of regents
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Has made quite
An investment in us.
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Well, I appreciate it.
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And rest assured,
Their investment
Is gonna pay off
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Because the urkel
Total recall machine
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Is ready for
Its maiden voyage.
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Excellent, steve.
How's it work?
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Well, it's really
Quite simple.
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This machine stimulates
The cerebral rantanum's
Ability
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To disseminate
Informational waves
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To didecting parts
Of the cranial
Storage area.
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Meaning?
It helps you
Remember things.
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Oh.
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Time to put the pedal
To the metal
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And pump up the jelly!
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Steve, are you sure
This machine's safe?
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Oh, absotively,
Posilutely 100% safe.
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You're not wearing
Metal underpants,
Are you?
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No.
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Then it's safe
To blast off.
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Buckle up for safety.
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Let 'er rip!
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Steve, are you okay?
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Couldn't be better,
Professor.
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[bell dings]
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Uh, steve,
What happened
To your machine?
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Well, I think
It worked just fine.
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Ch-ch-ch-chk!
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I just seem
To be experiencing
A few side effects.
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Well, don't worry,
Steve.
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Science is a process
Of trial and error.
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[thinking] how am I
Going to explain
This to the board?
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Just tell 'em we have
A few kinks to work out.
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Tell who?
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The board.
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But how did you know
I was thinking
About the board?
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I just heard you
As clear as a bell.
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But, steve,
I didn't say anything.
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I was only thinking
About the board.
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Aaahhh!
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I don't believe this!
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Okay, professor,
Let's try something.
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I want you to think
About what you had
For breakfast.
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Don't tell me.
Just think about it.
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Okay. Here goes.
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[thinking]
I had skim milk,
An egg-white omelet,
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And pork sausage.
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You had...
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Skim milk...
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An egg-white omelet...
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And pork sausage.
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That's amazing!
You read my mind!
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Aaahhh!
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Snow white!
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This dwarfs anything
I've ever invented before!
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My lord! You've done
The unimaginable!
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Do you realize
What this means?
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This'll change
The whole world.
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It'll revolutionize
The police
Interrogation system.
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Politicians
Will be forced
To tell the truth.
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And best of all,
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Men will finally know
What the heck
Women are thinking!
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Oh! Laura's cajun meat loaf!
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Sign me up
For seconds!
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[thinking]
Laura better
Marry a rich man
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'cause the poor baby
Sure can't cook.
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[thinking]
This meat loaf
Reminds me.
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I gotta repave
The driveway.
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Man, this makes broccoli
Seem like desert.
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I sure am glad I spoiled
My dinner with a candy bar.
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Hmm, see it looks
Really nice tonight.
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I'm so confused.
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I love stefan, but lately,
I'm attracted to steve.
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Aha!
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I knew it!
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You are
Attracted to me!
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Heh heh.
Boy, you so crazy!
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Oh, no. I distinctly
Heard you thinking
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You were attracted
To me.
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Steve, what's going on?
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Well, an experiment of mine
Backfired earlier today,
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And...Now I can read minds.
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Oh...
Oh, that's
Ridiculous.
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No, no, no!
It's true!
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Tell you what.
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Somebody think something,
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And I'll tell you
What it is.
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Harriette thinking:
Poor child has
Finally lost it.
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No, I haven't,
Harriette.
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She was thinking,
"The poor child
Has finally lost it."
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That's right!
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And, laura, I read your mind
When you thought that
You were attracted to me.
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I better get out of here
Before I think something
I might regret.
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Steve, I don't know
What you're up to,
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But reading minds
Is like opening
Someone else's mail.
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No, no--
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You just don't do it.
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This is creepy.
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We're outta here.
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Guys--
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Carl, I thought
Reading minds
Would be a good thing.
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Well, steve...
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You know...
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Invading somebody's
Privacy is...
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Never a good thing.
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Okay, boys, circle up!
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The first meeting
Of troop 86
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Will now come to order.
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Do we get food?
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Later, norman,
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But first,
Let's start by reciting
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The junior woodsmen
Sacred oath.
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"A junior woodsman
Stands like a tree,
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"Devoted to truth
And the land of the free.
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"He's loyal to his brothers
Across the planet,
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And his lifelong bond
Is written in granite."
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Junior woodsmen,
Give the salute.
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Loo loo loo loo loo
Loo loo loo loo loo!
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Hey, great loo-looing.
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Okay, let's sit.
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Now, I think we should
Start the meeting
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By everyone taking a turn
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And telling what you hope to
Get out of this experience.
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Some girl scouts!
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00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,734
Whoo!
Yeah!
Yeah!
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They dig the uniform.
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Yo, 3j.
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00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:14,975
'sup?
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There are no girls
At this meeting,
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So sit down.
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But we are gonna
Talk about camping.
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When are we
Gonna eat?
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Later, norman.
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00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:29,890
You see, the book tells us
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Where to find
All the good camping spots.
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00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,862
Well, what if you can't
Find a good spot?
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00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:38,598
Well, richie, I'm sure
The book will probably
Tell us what to do.
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What if you get lost?
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Well, rich, I imagine
It's probably somewhere...
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In the book.
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I wanna know
What happens if
You lose the book.
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The leader of troop 134
Would know what to do.
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That guy's
A forest ranger,
A green beret,
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And he shaves with
A broken piece of glass.
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And he always has snacks.
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Well, that's probably
Why his troop is now full.
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00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,901
Now, fellas...
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Let's talk
About first aid.
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First aid isn't cool.
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Well, it's cool
If it'll save your life.
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00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:25,178
And if you keep annoying me,
It just might.
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Uh...
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Fellas?
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You know,
I think that's enough.
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00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,256
Uh-huh. Yup. Yup.
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00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,658
You know, I've lost
All the feeling in my legs.
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00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,260
Fellas?
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00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,295
[music playing]
Hey, I hear
The ice cream truck!
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Ice cream!
Ice cream!
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00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,065
Yeah!
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00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,133
Fellas?
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00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,835
Guys?
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00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,536
Junior woodsmen?
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00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:54,274
Well, at least get me
A creamsicle!
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00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:01,882
One for me.
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00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,683
One for you.
Here you go--
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00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:04,985
Myra.
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00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,224
Myra, this is
A chemistry class,
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00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:12,826
Not a truck stop.
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00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,694
Get back
In your seat.
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00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:16,329
Oh, what's the big deal?
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00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:19,532
We're practically
Engaged to be engaged
To be engaged.
256
00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:20,868
Myra!
257
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,269
Don't open your test
Until I tell you.
258
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,037
And remember,
If I catch you cheating,
259
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,273
I'll bust you
Down to kindergarten.
260
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:29,176
[thinking]
Oh, god. I have to sit
Next to steve urkel.
261
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,311
He always
Smells like cheese.
262
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,819
Teacher:
Pencils ready.
263
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,022
Begin.
264
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:46,759
[thinking]
Mmm! That myra's
A real babe.
265
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,362
What does she see
In that dork steve?
266
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:56,569
[thinking]
"What's the corpuscular
Theory of sound?"
267
00:13:56,636 --> 00:14:00,040
I can't even understand
The test instructions.
268
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:05,745
[thinking]
Hmm. I could cheat
Off this guy,
269
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,280
But he's a moron.
270
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,450
I wish I was sitting
Next to the nerd.
271
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,089
Girl: oh, man.
272
00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:19,392
What's the atomic
Weight of boron?
273
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,894
She's so fine,
274
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:24,998
But she probably
Can't even remember
The atomic weight of boron.
275
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,800
Myra: mmm!
Look at my hunky steve.
276
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,770
I could sop him up
With a biscuit.
277
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,239
I think after class...
278
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,474
I do not know
Anything on this test.
279
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,409
Do I smell cheese?
280
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,745
How am I suppose to think
When I'm sitting here
By urkel?
281
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:42,249
Oh, my god. I could've
Studied all night long...
282
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,884
[all students thinking
At once]
283
00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,630
Stop! Stop!
284
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,201
Stop! Stop! Stop!
285
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:03,103
I can't take it anymore!
286
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:06,273
Would you all stop
Thinking so loud?!
287
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,875
Steve, we're right
In the middle of a test.
288
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,777
Oh, but I'm
Cracking up here.
289
00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:14,614
I have to get back
To my total recall machine
And do something.
290
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,149
Can I take
The test tomorrow?
291
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:18,718
No. I'm sorry, steve.
This is a midterm.
292
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,553
Well...
293
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,356
I read your thoughts about
The dean's weight problem.
294
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:27,660
Uh, didn't you refer
To him as "Wide load"?
295
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,629
You can take the test
Tomorrow.
296
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:31,298
Thank you.
297
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,450
Attention!
298
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,620
Carl: attention!
299
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,456
I said freeze!
300
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,593
Now get in line!
301
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,764
Well, fellas, this week,
302
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:07,967
I have got some
Really great things
For you to do.
303
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:13,506
We are going to
Actually build birdcages
Out of popsicle sticks.
304
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:15,375
[boys groan]
305
00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:18,611
Hey, guys, great news.
306
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,148
All the o'malley brothers
Moved to philadelphia.
307
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,916
Troop 134 has room
For all of us. Come on!
308
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:27,120
Yay!
Whoo!
Yes!
309
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,356
Where are you going, 3j?
310
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:32,792
To troop 134.
They got it goin' on.
311
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:36,529
You can't leave.
Remember the oath?
312
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:38,731
Oath? What oath?
313
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,800
The woodsman oath.
314
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:44,904
You know, "Loyal
To our brothers
Across the planet."
315
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,240
We can't desert
Uncle carl.
316
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:50,710
Uh, fellas,
Look, um,
317
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,645
The truth
Of the matter is,
318
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,882
You know,
Now that I'm captain
At the precinct,
319
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,217
I'm really busier
Than ever,
320
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,852
And I don't
Really have
The kind of time
321
00:16:59,919 --> 00:17:02,289
To give to the troop
That it deserves.
322
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,357
And, uh, I'm sure
You two will admit
323
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:07,527
I'm not the greatest
Troop leader
In the world.
324
00:17:07,594 --> 00:17:11,064
There's gotta be
Somebody worse.
325
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:18,071
Thank you for those
Kind words, 3j.
326
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:21,974
And thanks for trying
To spare my feelings.
327
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,977
But, you know,
It'd be okay with me
328
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,847
If you wanted to go
Join troop 134.
329
00:17:27,914 --> 00:17:29,582
Thanks.
And if it helps,
330
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:33,186
You look better in
Long pants anyway, man.
331
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:36,856
Thanks.
Better get going.
332
00:17:36,923 --> 00:17:38,358
The other guys
Are waiting.
333
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,830
Uncle carl,
Are you sure you're
Not disappointed?
334
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,532
Why should I
Be disappointed?
335
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:49,236
I mean, we had one
Really great meeting,
336
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:50,903
Where you learned
The true meaning
337
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,140
Of the junior woodsman
Oath: loyalty.
338
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,374
Thanks, uncle carl.
339
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,208
Thanks.
340
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:57,744
Love you guys.
See you later.
341
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,925
Steve, why'd you
Want to see me?
342
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,361
Oh, I just wanted
To apologize
343
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,096
For snooping through
Your thoughts
The other day.
344
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:20,500
[thinking] hmm. I wonder
If he's doing it now.
345
00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:24,103
Yes, I am,
But I can't help it.
346
00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:26,105
But don't worry.
I'm gonna stop.
347
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,740
I'm gonna run
The machine
In reverse.
348
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,809
And that'll stop you
From reading people's minds?
349
00:18:29,876 --> 00:18:33,346
Either that, or
I'll end up being
A paperweight.
350
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:37,116
Steve, is
This machine safe?
351
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:40,153
Absotively,
Posilutely 100%.
352
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,855
You're not wearing
A metal bra, are you?
353
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,857
No.
354
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:50,163
Okay. Let 'er rip!
355
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,736
Yahoo. Aa-ooo-ooh!
356
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,174
[bell dings]
357
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,945
St--are you alright?
358
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:09,516
Mmm, I'm fine.
359
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,484
But I need you
To think something.
360
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,886
Anything. What'd you
Have for breakfast?
361
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:18,525
[thinking]
I had a cup of tea
And some captain crunch.
362
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,160
Well, go ahead,
Think something.
363
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:22,695
Well, I did.
364
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,096
Yippee!
365
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,298
I'm cured!
366
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:27,467
I didn't hear a word
You were thinking.
367
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:30,069
Steve, you need to
Destroy this machine.
It's dangerous.
368
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,771
Oh, no. Can't do.
369
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,841
Why, I'm gonna climb back
Into that chair,
Throw it in reverse,
370
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,976
And see if it'll stop me
From reading minds.
371
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:38,811
You just did that.
372
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,581
Did what?
373
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:43,916
You got in the chair,
Put it in reverse,
374
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,653
And it stopped you
From reading
People's minds.
375
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:52,625
Hey, that's a good idea!
376
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,161
I'm gonna get in that chair,
Throw it in reverse,
And see if--
377
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,430
Steve!
378
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:59,566
Hey, laura,
When did you get here?
379
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,237
Uh, steve?
380
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,873
You may not be able
To read people's
Minds anymore,
381
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,108
But you seem to have
Short-term memory loss.
382
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:10,743
Oh, fiddle-faddle.
383
00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:12,445
Now, I want you
To think of what
You had for breakfast,
384
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:14,347
And we'll see
If the machine worked.
385
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,617
I already
Did that.
386
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:20,720
Good gracious, laura!
When did you get here?
387
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,663
[doorbell chimes]
388
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:40,473
What was I doing?
389
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:42,642
[doorbell chimes]
390
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,412
Oh, now I remember.
The telephone.
391
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,419
Hi, schnooglepoops.
How are you feeling?
392
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,721
Oh, fine.
Thanks for asking.
393
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:56,523
Have we met?
394
00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:01,994
Why, stevie, it's me.
Your little minx, myra.
395
00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:06,533
And I know
You from?
396
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,135
Steve, what's going on?
397
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,904
We've been lip wrestling
For 4 years.
398
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,773
Well, martha--
399
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,907
It's myra!
400
00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,546
Well, since
My machine mishap,
401
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,781
I've been having some
Short-term memory loss.
402
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:23,683
And since
My machine mishap,
403
00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:26,152
I've been having some
Short-term memory loss.
404
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:27,954
Not to mention since
My machine mishap,
405
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,323
I've been having some
Short-term memory loss.
406
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:35,495
Oh...Well,
Maybe this will help.
407
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:42,502
Oh, yeah.
408
00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:45,938
It's all coming back
To me now.
409
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:48,975
Goodie.
410
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,977
Oh!
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