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- hey, julie, I ever tell you what
Happened to my cousin mark?
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- no, tell me.
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- okay.
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He's in the attic
And he's lookin'
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Through one of his old suits
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And he sees a shoe ticket
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From the shoes he brought
In to fix about 20 years ago.
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So, he starts thinking,
"Maybe I'll try to go back
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To the old neighborhood
And see if the shoe store
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Is still there.
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The proprietor's name was
Guiseppe and he was a nice guy.
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Everyone liked him
In the neighborhood,"
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And he figures, "I
Haven't been back
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To the old neighborhood
In a long time anyway.
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I'll take a ride back there."
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So, he goes back to
The old neighborhood
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And he sees
Guiseppe's shoe store
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And he walks in and
There's guiseppe,
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20 years older but the same guy.
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Walks up to him and says,
"Guiseppe, remember me?"
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He says, "Wait a minute.
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Hold on. Yeah, I remember you.
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You were a little boy.
Your name is, uh, uh...
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- kotter, right?"
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He says, "That's right.
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Guiseppe, I was going
Through this old suit of mine
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And I happened to see I
Had a ticket for shoes
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That I left here 20 years ago.
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How about that?"
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And guiseppe says, "Let me see.
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Let me see the ticket."
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So, he shows him the ticket.
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He looks.
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"Let me look in the back.
Maybe they're still there.
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You wait here, kotter.
I'll go look in the back."
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So, he goes in the back and
He hears all this rumbling
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And, you know,
He's going around,
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He's looking
Through all the shoes
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And he comes out,
He says, "Wait a sec.
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Your shoes, brown shoes?
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You brought 'em in
For heels and soles?"
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My cousin says,
"Yeah, that's right."
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Guiseppe says, "Well,
They'll be ready tuesday."
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
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♪ well the names have all
Changed since you hung around ♪
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♪ but those dreams
Have remained ♪
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♪ and they've turned around ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ yeah we teased him a lot ♪
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♪ 'cause we got
Him on the spot ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back welcome
Back welcome back ♪
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- okay.
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So, the supreme court has
Left it up to each community
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To determine what's obscene.
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- was the community around
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When kiki kornberg
Tried to squeeze
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Into them size 26 jeans?
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Yeah.
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- now, that was obscene,
You know what I mean.
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- man, you wanna see obscene?
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You should see the drawing
That epstein handed in
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In art class.
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- oooh!
- oh yeah, I saw that.
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That's a beautiful
Chick you drew.
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- thank you.
- hey, could you fix me up
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With that drawing?
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- epstein, are you drawing
Racy pictures in art class?
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- hey! I'm no racist.
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Miss holtzgang said we
Could draw our favorite thing
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So I drew this beautiful girl.
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Oh!
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- I drew a picture
Of a cheese whopper.
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- yeah, and I drew a picture
Of arnold getting heartburn.
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- and I drew a picture of me.
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- look, epstein, whatever
You do in art class,
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That's miss holtzgang's
Jurisdiction.
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You're safe here
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As long as you don't
Draw a naked picture
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Of george washington.
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- hey, come on, who
Would want to see
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A naked picture of
George washington?
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- maybe martha.
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- horshack, I'm
Surprised at you.
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You are talking about
The father of our country.
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Man like that never
Took his clothes off.
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- then how did he get to be
The father of our country?
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- saved by the bell.
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See ya tomorrow.
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- see ya later, mr. Kotter.
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- bye-bye.
- be cool.
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- hey, little juan, here
Comes miss holtzgang.
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I think she's gonna show
Your x-rated drawing
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To mr. Kotter.
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I'll stall her.
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- uh, juan, if I was you,
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I'd go to puerto rico
And check out my roots.
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- hi, gabe.
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- oh, hi, paula.
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- oh, I see you're busy.
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Are you busy? I can
Come back later.
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- no, no. That's okay. I
Know why you're here.
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- really?
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Yeah, epstein told me about
His drawing in art class.
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- oh, wasn't it wonderful?
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So expressive.
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Such powerful lines.
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- you liked it? No problems?
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- none at all.
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- oh.
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- nice day, huh?
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- I don't know.
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I haven't noticed.
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- you think there's gonna
Be a garbage strike?
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- I hope not.
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- me too. Last one was awful.
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Mountains of garbage piled up
In front of everybody's house.
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- gabe, I've fallen
In love with you.
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- does this mean
We're finished talkin'
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About the garbage strike?
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- gabe, listen, it wasn't
Easy for me to say that.
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- come on, paula.
Stop kidding around.
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- I'm not kidding.
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- come on, paula.
You're kidding.
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- I guess you're not kidding.
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Paula, look, this is crazy.
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Come on. We hardly
Know each other.
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Believe me, it's just physical.
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- don't be silly. It's
Not at all physical.
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- it isn't?
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- no, no, gabe.
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It's just something about you.
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Your sense of humor,
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The way you handle
Those kids, your...
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Your poise, your charm,
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The way you dress
On a teacher's salary.
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Argyle!
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It always made me crazy.
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- paula, I think I
Should tell you...
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- I know what you're
Going to say, gabe.
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You're... You're married
And you love your wife, but...
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- paula, look.
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Let me finish.
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- all right, gabe. I'm sorry.
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Go ahead, what were
You going to say?
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- I'm married.
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I love my wife.
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- you see what I mean about you?
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Your sense of humor.
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Oh, gabie, gabie,
You're wonderful!
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You're everything I've
Always wanted in a man.
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- paula, believe me,
You wouldn't like me.
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I mean, I got a lot of problems.
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Uh, uh, I tell bad jokes.
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- it doesn't matter.
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- I eat crackers in bed.
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- I eat crackers too.
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I'm used to crumbs in bed.
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- paula, look, I'm
Flattered but...
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- all right, gabe.
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I... I understand.
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- paula?
- yes?
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- you're sure it was
Nothing physical?
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- yes, I'm sure.
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- oh.
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- nothing physical at all.
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Nothing.
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- all right, I heard
About epstein's picture.
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Where is the picasso
Of pornography?
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- you know, mr. Woodman,
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Pornography is determined
Now by community standards.
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- who came up with that garbage?
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- supreme court.
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- what can nine old
Men know about smut?
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I wanna take that picture
To a higher authority:
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Principal lazarus.
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At last I've got something
To nail one of you sweathogs.
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- oh, but mr. Woodman,
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Rembrandt painted
Plenty of nudes.
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- well, I wanna see
Rembrandt in my office too.
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- you think he's a real person?
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- hey!
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Hey you guys don't know
What's going on up there.
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- epstein?
- yeah?
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- I think you better forget
About going to puerto rico.
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Mr. Woodman, he found out.
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I think you better go to israel
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And check up on
Your other roots.
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- will you just
Forget about that?
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Listen to this:
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Miss holtzgang's
Hittin' on kotter.
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- what?
- you bet! Yeah.
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She just said that she's
Fallen in love with him.
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- now why would she do that?
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- 'cause she's an art teacher.
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She smells all that turpentine.
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Makes you weird.
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- then what happened?
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They started kissin'.
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- wow!
- kissin' what?
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- kissin' each other.
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- where?
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- in the classroom, dummy.
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- you mean, they was kissin'
Each others' classrooms?
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- maybe it's his birthday.
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- hey, listen. It was
No birthday kiss.
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It straightened his hair.
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- oh!
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Mrs. Kotter is not
Going to be too thrilled
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When she hears about this.
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- why... Why would
Mr. Kotter do it?
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- him? Why would she do it?
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- well, I'm sure it's
Nothing physical.
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- come on. Come on.
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The man is obviously turned on.
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Now the point is, we
Gotta do something
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Or else it's gonna
Wreck his marriage.
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- you know, he's right.
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If the kotters broke up,
Who'd get custody of us?
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- oh!
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Suppose nobody wanted us.
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We'd all end up in
A sweat-orphanage.
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Maybe we could
Find her another guy.
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- yeah, somebody
She can't resist, huh?
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- I know what you
Guys are thinkin'.
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- what?
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- it's obvious to me.
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You want me to do it, right?
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You want me to get
In there and give her
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My vinnie barbarino smile,
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My vinnie barbarino walk. Right?
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- bye, guys. I'll
See you tomorrow.
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- see ya.
- well, go on! Get goin'.
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- nah.
- go ahead.
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- for mr. Kotter,
For mrs. Kotter.
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- and for the little
Infant kotter too.
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- all right, all right.
I'll do it. I'll do it.
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- but she'd better not fall
In love with me too long.
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I've got a date with
Dolores on tuesday.
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- hey, miss holtzgang.
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- yes, vinnie?
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- vinnie, do you feel all right?
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- just wait a minute.
Wait right here.
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I used the wrong one.
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I've gotta use my special
Vinnie barbarino "Over 21" walk.
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All right.
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- vinnie, are you sure
You don't want a pass
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To the nurse's office?
255
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,590
- well, come on!
256
00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:10,428
See, it worked too good.
257
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,563
How do you like that?
258
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:15,266
She'll never get
Over me by tuesday.
259
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,167
- what are you talking about?
260
00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,036
She walked away from you.
261
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:20,115
- well, it takes awhile.
262
00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:21,450
By the time she
Gets to the corner,
263
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,440
It'll hit her.
264
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,442
She'll come runnin' back.
265
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:27,344
She's almost at the cornerrrr.
266
00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:31,015
She's waiting for the buuuuusss.
267
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,420
- she'll come runnin' back.
268
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:39,424
She's walkin' on the bus nowwww.
269
00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:43,994
It don't look like she's
Got the exact change.
270
00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,430
Yes, she does.
271
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,231
There goes the bus.
272
00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:50,768
- well, come on!
273
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,670
- well, come on!
274
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:01,211
- hi, honey.
275
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,447
- hi.
276
00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:06,717
- hey, junior, how
You doing today?
277
00:13:06,753 --> 00:13:08,052
Feel alright?
278
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:09,487
Get a job yet?
279
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:11,956
- stop it.
280
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,135
- don't tell me to stop it.
281
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:15,359
I'm sick of supporting you.
282
00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:18,095
When I was his age, I
Had my own paper route.
283
00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:21,699
How was your day?
284
00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:23,901
- oh, the usual.
285
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:27,371
I sat around thinking
About names for the baby.
286
00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:29,707
Now, look; I've thought
Of this new name
287
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:32,242
And I want you to sit, or stand,
288
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:35,880
Think about it, and
Don't react. Okay?
289
00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:37,348
Sylvester!
290
00:13:42,922 --> 00:13:44,221
- when can I react?
291
00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:47,825
- think about it a little more.
292
00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:52,029
- now?
293
00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:53,364
- okay.
294
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,199
- I hate it.
295
00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:58,035
- honey, I just don't want
Our child walking through life
296
00:13:58,070 --> 00:13:59,804
With an ordinary name.
297
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,550
- well, how's
This: if it's a boy,
298
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,674
We'll call him farrah
Fawcett kotter.
299
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,011
- no, we can't.
300
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:08,326
He'll have to have his
Hair done every 15 minutes.
301
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:12,316
How was your day, honey?
302
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,818
- oh the usual.
303
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,219
Kids got a little crazy.
304
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:16,921
Woodman got a little hostile.
305
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:18,990
Oh, yeah, and, uh,
306
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,659
The art teacher
Told me she loves me.
307
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,260
- oh, that's nice.
308
00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:25,273
Why don't you sit down
And have your dinner.
309
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:26,864
Here, start on the grapefruit.
310
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,078
- you know, those high
School infatuations
311
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:31,435
Go on all the time, honey.
312
00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:32,637
- yeah, I know.
313
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:34,249
Smells good, what are
We having for dinner?
314
00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:35,239
- uh, let's see.
315
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:39,309
Meatloaf and baked
Potato and spinach.
316
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:40,578
Art teacher, huh?
317
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,279
- yeah.
318
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:43,859
Did you remember
The french bread?
319
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,249
- mmm-hmm.
320
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:47,084
Yes, it's heating up.
321
00:14:47,119 --> 00:14:49,153
Does this art
Teacher have a name?
322
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:51,556
- yeah. Do I smell
Garlic butter?
323
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:52,935
Did you make garlic
Butter, honey?
324
00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,526
Oh, thank you.
325
00:14:55,562 --> 00:15:00,431
- gabriel, what is the
Name of this art teacher
326
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:03,067
Who says she's in love with you?
327
00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:06,671
- her name is paula
Holtzgang. She's 26 years old.
328
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,906
I think I said ten words
To her my entire life.
329
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,553
All of a sudden, today
She comes in my class
330
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,120
And she tells me
She's in love with me.
331
00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:13,989
I tell her I'm happily
Married, she leaves,
332
00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:16,714
And I hope that's the end of it.
333
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,716
I'm just being silly.
334
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,250
I'll check the garlic bread.
335
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:23,121
She pretty?
336
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:27,925
- yes.
337
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,460
- she prettier than me?
338
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:33,804
- could I have a piece
Of french bread?
339
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:37,935
- is she prettier than me?
340
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,640
- different type.
341
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:43,841
- she's prettier than me.
342
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,722
- I don't know,
Julie. I don't care.
343
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:50,114
I don't love her. I love you.
344
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:55,586
- well, gabe, why don't you
Just go over to her house
345
00:15:55,622 --> 00:16:00,091
And have her draw you
A piece of garlic bread
346
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:03,194
Because you're not
Getting any here,
347
00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:07,131
Or anything else
For that matter.
348
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,499
- I'll see you later.
349
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,034
- where are you going?
350
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,214
- I'm going where I always
Go when we have an argument;
351
00:16:12,238 --> 00:16:13,337
To the candy store.
352
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,284
I will get a soda, I'll give
You a chance to calm down,
353
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,641
I'll calm down, and I'll
Be back in 15 minutes.
354
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:27,785
- going somewhere, mr. Kotter?
355
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,657
- what are you guys doing here?
356
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:35,960
- oh, we was just,
Uh, passing by. Huh?
357
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,806
Figured you might
Be going out tonight.
358
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,542
- yeah, wouldn't want
You to get mugged
359
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:40,864
Or nothin' like that.
360
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:44,735
- yeah, we thought we'd walk
You wherever you have to go,
361
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:49,474
Just in case you go
Someplace you shouldn't be.
362
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,645
- I am going to get a soda.
363
00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:58,916
- a likely story.
364
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,784
- what is going on here?
365
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,353
Is everybody crazy?
366
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:04,622
- gabe, what is all this about?
367
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:06,635
- I don't know, but
I'm going to find out.
368
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:07,970
Gentlemen, over
Here on the double.
369
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,059
Let's go.
370
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,533
- all right, at ease.
371
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:16,634
Out with it fast.
372
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,669
What's happening here?
373
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,139
- listen, mr. Kotter.
374
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,140
I heard everything.
375
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,809
I was right outside your door
376
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:29,313
And we know all about
You and miss holtzgang.
377
00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:33,162
- you were outside, uh, my
Door eavesdropping, huh?
378
00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:37,587
- oh, don't think of
It as "Eavesdropping."
379
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:41,725
Think of it as "Spying."
380
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:45,129
- well, we'll talk about
That later, little bo peep.
381
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:46,775
Right now, come over
Here; for your information,
382
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,643
I told julie everything
That went on between me
383
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:49,667
And miss holtzgang.
384
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,682
- julie, epstein was
Outside the door.
385
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,483
I want you to tell her
Exactly what you heard.
386
00:17:55,507 --> 00:17:56,518
Every detail, the truth.
387
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:59,243
Go ahead.
388
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:01,812
- well, it all started with
This highly expressive drawing
389
00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,968
I drew in art class...
- forget about that drawing!
390
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:09,720
- well, miss holtzgang told
Mr. Kotter she loved him,
391
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:14,992
And then he said he hoped there
Wouldn't be a garbage strike,
392
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,061
And she said she
Loved him again,
393
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,074
And he said he hoped
There wouldn't be
394
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,366
A garbage strike again,
395
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:23,600
Then she kissed him,
396
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:34,939
And, uh, that's, uh,
That's when I left.
397
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:41,218
Twenty minutes later,
She came downstairs.
398
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,753
- what?
399
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:44,955
- julie, I'm sorry. I
Forgot about the kiss.
400
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,927
- you forgot about the kiss.
401
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,740
Is there anything
Else you forgot,
402
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:55,966
Like homework at her place?
403
00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:57,079
- guys, I think
You'd better leave.
404
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,068
I'll see you tomorrow.
405
00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,203
- see ya.
406
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:01,283
- look, mr. Kotter, I'd
Never rat on anybody,
407
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,273
And you always told me
408
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,674
The truth would never
Hurt anybody, right?
409
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,688
- epstein, there's a time
And a place for everything.
410
00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:10,014
- yeah.
411
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:14,518
- ok, mr. Kotter, we gonna
Leave but before we leave,
412
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:17,154
You want us to make your
Bed on the fire escape?
413
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,526
- aw, mrs. Kotter, I
Tried to break it up.
414
00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:28,999
I used my "Over 21"
Walk and everything,
415
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:31,001
But she wouldn't buy it.
416
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:35,005
That miss holtzgang,
She a very cold person.
417
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,440
She'll drop him in a week.
418
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:40,311
- bye, vinnie.
- maybe even three days.
419
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,356
- goodnight, vinnie.
420
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:42,857
- maybe even
Tomorrow she drop him.
421
00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:44,181
- bye.
422
00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:48,018
- mrs. Kotter!
423
00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:50,520
Fret not.
424
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:53,523
The same thing happened
To mary hartman.
425
00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:56,093
Mary hartman?
426
00:19:56,128 --> 00:20:01,031
Only her husband, her husband,
427
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:03,367
Came back, came back!
428
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:04,368
- goodbye!
429
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:05,669
Goodbye!
430
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,771
- okay, okay.
431
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:10,674
- goodbye, goodbye!
432
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:12,443
- get out!
433
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:24,588
- so, 20 minutes later,
She came downstairs.
434
00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:27,458
- julie, I didn't tell you
About the kiss because,
435
00:20:27,493 --> 00:20:29,526
One, it meant nothing to me,
436
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,695
And two, I knew it'd
Put you in a chair,
437
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:35,032
Staring at me like you are
Now, like I'm some kind of criminal.
438
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:41,372
Julie, if you don't trust me,
439
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:45,376
Especially at a time
Like this in our lives,
440
00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:48,045
Then we're nowhere.
441
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:54,018
- oh, okay, honey.
442
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:56,520
I trust you. I'm sorry.
443
00:20:57,523 --> 00:20:59,289
No, uh, not so chummy.
444
00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:02,226
See, I planned on being mad
For at least another 15 minutes.
445
00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:06,130
- can we eat first and
Have mad for dessert?
446
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:08,399
- okay, I'll go check
The garlic bread.
447
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,967
So, what color were her eyes?
448
00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:25,627
- paula, please, I got a
Class coming in five minutes.
449
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:28,618
- don't worry, gabe,
This won't take long.
450
00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:31,621
I've been thinking about what
I said to you yesterday and...
451
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,157
And I was wrong.
452
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:34,591
We were wrong.
453
00:21:34,626 --> 00:21:38,962
We should've never started.
454
00:21:38,997 --> 00:21:40,531
- who started?
455
00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:43,633
- don't you see? It
Was just a crazy fling.
456
00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:47,371
- it wasn't a fling! It
Wasn't even a toss.
457
00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:49,639
- we were doomed from the start.
458
00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:51,375
Don't ask me why.
459
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:55,812
Something you
Said, something I said.
460
00:21:55,847 --> 00:21:56,847
It doesn't matter.
461
00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:03,747
- but what about all
We meant to each other?
462
00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:09,571
- we'll always have
The memories, gabe.
463
00:22:09,595 --> 00:22:11,128
That's what's important.
464
00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:17,134
- take care of
Yourself, mr. Kotter.
465
00:22:22,941 --> 00:22:24,541
- but what about the children?
466
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:27,711
- we're here!
467
00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:33,083
- so she dumped
You, eh, mr. Kotter?
468
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,352
- yeah, she dumped me.
469
00:22:35,387 --> 00:22:38,021
- hey, come on, bubbie,
Don't feel bad, now.
470
00:22:38,056 --> 00:22:39,556
- yeah.
471
00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:41,091
You still got us.
472
00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:44,361
- I feel a lot better now.
473
00:22:52,904 --> 00:22:55,083
- julie, did I ever tell
You about my aunt mabel
474
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:58,509
Who went to see this big, fancy
Psychiatrist on park avenue?
475
00:22:58,544 --> 00:22:59,843
- no.
476
00:22:59,878 --> 00:23:00,910
Go ahead.
477
00:23:00,946 --> 00:23:03,280
- okay, she goes to this
Big, fancy psychiatrist
478
00:23:03,315 --> 00:23:05,160
On park avenue, she
Walks in the door
479
00:23:05,184 --> 00:23:07,050
And she sees two more doors!
480
00:23:07,085 --> 00:23:08,185
- amazing.
481
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,864
- isn't it amazing?
One says "Consultant"
482
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:11,688
The other says "Analyst."
483
00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:13,001
- well, which one
Does she go into?
484
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:14,836
- she goes into the
One that says "Analyst."
485
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:15,903
Then as soon as
She gets in there,
486
00:23:15,927 --> 00:23:17,294
She sees two more doors.
487
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:18,462
- yeah?
488
00:23:18,497 --> 00:23:20,108
- wanna know what they say?
- sure. What do they say?
489
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:23,133
- one says "With couch,"
One says "Without couch."
490
00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:24,568
- which one does she pick?
491
00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:26,836
- she goes into the one
That says "With couch"
492
00:23:26,872 --> 00:23:27,915
And as soon as
She gets in there,
493
00:23:27,939 --> 00:23:30,240
She sees two more doors.
494
00:23:30,276 --> 00:23:32,842
- oh! So many.
- one says "Really sick,"
495
00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:34,756
And the other says
"Just kidding around."
496
00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:38,081
- okay. Which one does she pick?
497
00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:39,082
- well, you know my family.
498
00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:40,728
She goes in the one
That says "Really sick."
499
00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:41,718
- yes.
- okay.
500
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:42,930
Then as soon as
She gets in there,
501
00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:44,854
She sees two more doors.
502
00:23:44,890 --> 00:23:47,991
- one says "Income
Over $35,000 a year,"
503
00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:52,663
And one says "Income
Under $35,000 a year.
504
00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:53,963
- come on.
505
00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:57,234
- she goes in the one that
Says "Income under $35,000 a year"
506
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,570
And she finds herself
Back on park avenue.
507
00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:18,589
♪ welcome back ♪
508
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:23,327
♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
509
00:24:23,362 --> 00:24:25,596
♪ welcome back ♪
510
00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:30,301
♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
511
00:24:30,336 --> 00:24:34,572
♪ well the names have all
Changed since you hung around ♪
512
00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:36,907
♪ but those dreams
Have remained ♪
513
00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:39,243
♪ and they've turned around ♪
514
00:24:39,278 --> 00:24:41,256
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
515
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,024
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
516
00:24:43,048 --> 00:24:45,015
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
517
00:24:45,050 --> 00:24:47,251
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
518
00:24:47,286 --> 00:24:49,420
♪ yeah we teased him a lot ♪
519
00:24:49,455 --> 00:24:51,589
♪ 'cause we got
Him on the spot ♪
520
00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:53,924
♪ welcome back ♪
521
00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:58,161
♪ welcome back welcome
Back welcome back ♪
522
00:24:58,197 --> 00:25:00,331
♪ welcome back welcome back ♪
523
00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:02,733
♪ welcome back ♪
524
00:25:02,768 --> 00:25:06,870
♪ we always could
Spot a friend ♪
525
00:25:06,905 --> 00:25:08,339
♪ welcome back... ♪
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