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- mr. Kotter, I'm
Really worried.
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Horshack's been
Gone for two days now.
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I don't know where he is.
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- that's right, mr. Kotter.
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I mean, arnold, he
Ain't never been absent.
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- I know. I'm worried, too.
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I think he, uh, must have a
Problem in his personal life.
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- ah, come on, mr. Kotter.
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You know arnold ain't
Got no personal life.
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- hey, mr. Kotter. How
Do you become a father?
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- a father?
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Well, you gotta meet a girl
That you like and then you,
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Well you sort of...
- oh, mr. Kotter!
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I don't have to start a family.
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I've already got one.
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You see, my mother's
Fifth husband, mr. O'hara,
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Died the other day.
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Just like that.
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Sitting in his taxi in the
Middle of a traffic jam
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On the long island expressway.
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The man fell on his horn.
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Gave one final toot.
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And went to that great
White taxi stand in the sky.
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- sorry, arnold.
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I know how it feels
To lose a loved one.
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- hey arnold, you remember,
If you need anything at all,
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I mean anything at all,
You can count on me.
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Freddie 'can do' washington.
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- stick with it, alright?
- yeah
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- hey arnold. Arnold.
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It's gonna be okay,
Buddy, ya know?
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Hey, you got friends here.
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- oh, little juan.
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- ah, horshack.
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- arnold, I'd like to help you,
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But what do I know
About being a father?
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- well see, mr. Kotter, it's,
It's like this voice came to me
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And it said, "Arnold...
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Arnold... It's time to grow up."
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And I said, "Can I ask
Mr. Kotter first?"
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And the voice said,
"It couldn't hurt."
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So, I'm asking.
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Mr. Kotter, is it time
For me to grow up?
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- arnold, I think
You already have.
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
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♪ well the names have all
Changed since you hung around ♪
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♪ but those dreams
Have remained ♪
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♪ and they've turned around ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ yeah we teased him a lot ♪
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♪ 'cause we got
Him on the spot ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back welcome
Back welcome back ♪
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♪ da da, da da da... ♪
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- hi, ma.
- hi ya, arnold.
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Don't look. It'll
Spoil your appetite.
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- too late.
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Hey, ma. Being your eldest son,
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I think the time has come
For you and I to have a talk.
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- fine. First, set the table.
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- guess who followed
Me home again.
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"No nose" bloomberg. He's
Right outside that door.
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Somebody please get rid of him.
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- I'll boil some water.
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- I'll take care of this.
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Now, look here, fella.
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I'm judy's big bro...
Hello, no nose.
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So, what say you come
Over on saturday?
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Come early.
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Plan to spend the whole day.
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- listen, arnold.
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I'm planning a
Headache on saturday.
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So you can go out with him.
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- you know, judy.
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Sometimes you are such a noodge.
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You don't see our little sister
Giving me such aggravation,
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Do ya? No sir-ee.
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She's sitting there
On the floor crying.
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Crying.
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Doris.
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Say, hey doris.
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Don't cry.
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You're wetting
The linoleum, doris.
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- hey listen, we all feel
Bad about mr. O'hara,
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But people die.
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Aceepting that is
Part of growing up.
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- oh, I don't feel bad
About him, arnold.
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We've had better fathers.
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- so, what's wrong?
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- arnold, remember
That story you told me
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About how the ugly
Duckling turned into a swan?
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- mm-hm.
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- well, it ain't working.
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I'm turning into a duck.
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- aw, honey, look.
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If you really and truly
Believe that you're a swan,
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So will everybody else.
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- arnold, do you
Really and truly believe
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That you're a swan?
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- doris, do as I
Say, not as I do.
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- but, my nose is still growing.
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- it'll stop.
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- your's didn't.
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- I have a perfect nose.
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- we know, judy.
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We know.
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- face it, arnold, you and me,
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I mean we're the kind
Of people life steps on.
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Ow!
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- manny, you just
Stepped on your sister.
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- I'm taking a walk.
Can't a guy take a walk?
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- not on his sister.
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Mother: dinner is ready!
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Come on everybody.
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There's nothing worse
Than a cold dinner.
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- mmm. Don't this look good.
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Hey ma, everybody.
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There's something
I'd like to talk about.
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- ma, what are
These lumpy things?
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- gravy.
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- listen everybody,
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There's something I
Would like to discuss here.
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- well, I ain't eating
These mashed potatoes.
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Not me boy.
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- yoo hoo. Look here.
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Look at crazy arnold.
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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- arnold, sometimes
You're such a baby.
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Quit that, "Oh oh
Oh-ing" and eat.
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You're nothing
But skin and bones.
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- ma, clam up.
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- ooooooh.
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- boy, are you gonna get it?
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- look, ma, I'm real
Sorry I said "Clam up,"
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But you just never listen to me.
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You should.
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I might have something to say.
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Do you understand?
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- yeah.
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You said, "Clam
Up" to your mother.
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Not even manny's
Father, the crumb,
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Ever said clam up
To your mother.
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- my father wasn't a crumb.
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Judy's father was the crumb.
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- he was not.
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- of course not. Mr. Lutz
Was a very nice man.
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- mom, my father was mr. Lutz.
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- my father was mr. Templeton.
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- ok. So, I'm not so
Terrific at names, ok?
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- you are not exactly a
Whiz at selecting men either.
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- you think it's easy for me?
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You think I enjoy hauling
That cocktail dress
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Out of the moth balls.
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- moth balls.
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That's what we're eating. The
Lumpy things are moth balls.
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- nobody's gonna
Give me the kind of job
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That will support this family.
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I've gotta find another husband.
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It's the only thing
I know how to do.
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- look, ma.
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Listen, if you should
Meet somebody
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That you really and truly love,
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Who would be more
Delighted than I?
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But, ma, you do not have to
Go out and get married again
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To find somebody
To take care of us
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Because from
Now on, ma... I will.
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- oooh.
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Arnold, you're a good boy.
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You really are.
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- ma, come on.
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- oh, you know what?
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I feel a lot better
Now, you know?
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I'm gonna go up and see if that
Cocktail dress needs taken up.
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Or letting down.
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Or throwing out.
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- ma. Ma. Ma!
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You're not listening.
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Hold it!
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Everybody finish eating.
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You down. You down. You down.
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- well, I ain't gonna eat my
Mashed potatoes, brillo head.
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Eat your mashed potatoes.
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- make me, horse face.
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- your wish is my command.
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- I'll get you for this, arnold.
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It might be years from now.
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I might be disguised as a nun,
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But just remember,
When you least expect it,
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Expect it.
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- go ahead, arnold.
Take over the family.
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It's ok by me.
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Just don't tell me what to do.
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- I think you can do it, arnold.
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- honest?
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- no.
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- there is something about me
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That people do
Not take seriously.
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Maybe it's my voice.
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Nah.
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It used to be my voice.
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Before it changed.
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Maybe it's my laugh.
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Sounds like a perfectly
Good laugh to me.
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- hey, what's so funny.
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- hi, goldie. I was
Just practicing.
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- what for? You do it perfect.
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Hey uh, listen, I heard about
Father number five kicking off.
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I'm sorry.
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I guess you grow up
When you have to, huh?
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- yeah.
- thanks.
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- oh.
- oh.
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- hey, you know I checked
The want ads this morning.
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The one thing that
Nobody wants is me.
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- so, you'll become
Independently wealthy.
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You got any rich relatives?
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- I don't got any
Relatives, except for... Nah.
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- nah? Nah who?
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- nah who is my uncle
Harry horshack.
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Oh he used to have this terrific
Costume store on dekalb avenue,
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Horshack's costume city.
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Goldie!
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Gee, I haven't seen my
Uncle harry in 15 years.
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I wonder if he'd
Still remember me.
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- arnold, believe me,
You're hard to forget.
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- you know, it's real easy
Talking with you, goldie.
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You may not believe this,
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But I get very tongue
Tied around most girls.
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- nah.
- yeah, really.
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You're different.
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- thank you, arnold.
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So are you.
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Mother: arnold! Arnold!
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are you up there?
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- yeah, up here, ma.
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- there you are.
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You think the old lady's
Gotten it together?
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- ma, ma, you're wearing
Your false eyelashes.
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Ma, you haven't worn
Your false eyelashes
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Since your last wedding.
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- yeah, I'm going with my friend
Wanda over to the bowling alley.
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- ma, you do not bowl.
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- arnold, father number six
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Might be bowling
Lane number seven.
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♪ some enchanted evening... ♪
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- you know, arnold.
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Your mother is a
Very strange lady.
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- yeah, well look, I'd better
Go see about that job, goldie
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Before cinderella
Meets prince charming.
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00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,694
Hey, wish me luck, goldie.
256
00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:31,628
- good luck, arnold.
257
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,731
- arnold horshack, conquerer.
258
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:49,547
- oh, this is some swanky store.
259
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:52,349
My uncle harry must
Be doing real good.
260
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,452
Oh sorry.
261
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,620
- may I help you.
262
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:58,322
- hello.
263
00:15:58,357 --> 00:15:59,957
How are you?
264
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:04,761
I'm arnold horshack,
Harry horshack's nephew.
265
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,931
- there's no h. Harry orshack,
266
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:11,302
President of
Orshack's of 5th avenue.
267
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:14,905
And mr. Orshack doesn't see
Anyone without an appointment.
268
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:16,907
- uh.
269
00:16:16,942 --> 00:16:19,110
Thank you.
270
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,479
Oh, look at that. Oh.
271
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,614
Pretty.
272
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,189
Secretary: I'm
Terribly sorry, h.O.
273
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,925
Someone was playing
With your knockers.
274
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:43,300
- hello, harry. You remember me?
275
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:45,336
I'm arnold.
276
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,938
I'm your nephew, uncle harry.
277
00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:51,242
After fifteen years,
We're reunited.
278
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,546
- leonard, throw
Him out of here.
279
00:16:55,581 --> 00:16:58,081
- ok. The reunion is over.
280
00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,417
- hey, uncle harry,
I really need a job.
281
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,153
- arthur.
282
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,087
- arnold, it's arnold.
283
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:06,490
- arnold, it's not
That easy to get a job.
284
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:09,460
Come here. Let me
Show you something.
285
00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:11,028
Look out that window, arthur.
286
00:17:11,063 --> 00:17:12,729
- arnold.
287
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,533
- see all those little people
Down there on 5th avenue?
288
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,100
- uh uh.
289
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:20,638
- I stepped on all of those
People to get up here.
290
00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:25,543
- wouldn't it have been
Easier to take an elevator?
291
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,346
- you're a nice kid.
292
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,316
But nice kids finish last.
293
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:34,652
This kid's a winner.
294
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:37,221
- I'm a shark.
295
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,557
- it's the sharks in this world
296
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,759
That devour people
Like you, otto.
297
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:46,297
- arnold.
298
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,599
My name is arnold.
299
00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,301
Arnold horshack.
300
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:53,637
I pronounce the
"H," mister orshack.
301
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,772
I'm very proud of my name.
302
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:59,443
Horshack is a very
Old and respected name.
303
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:03,080
It means "The cattle are dying."
304
00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:07,651
And you used to be proud of
That name, too, uncle harry.
305
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,688
Remember when you owned
Horshack's costume city
306
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,424
On dekalb avenue in brooklyn.
307
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:14,736
- leonard.
- yes?
308
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,027
- would you go spy on
Somebody for me, please?
309
00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:18,562
- whatever you say.
310
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:25,603
- arnold, there never was
A horshack's costume city
311
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,971
On dekalb avenue. Never.
312
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:30,507
- oh sure there
Was, uncle harry.
313
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,744
Don't you remember
The last time I saw you?
314
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:39,049
Oh, you was dressed in
The chicken suit. Remember?
315
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:41,996
- arnold.
- huh?
316
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,665
- if you can forget that
You ever saw me dressed
317
00:18:43,689 --> 00:18:48,892
In the chicken suit,
You've got a job.
318
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:53,464
- oh, thank you, uncle
Harry. Thank you. Thank you.
319
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:57,301
- arnold, you remind me of
Me when I was a young man.
320
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:59,336
If you ever tell
That to anybody,
321
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:02,072
I'm gonna rip your heart out.
322
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:15,386
♪ we're in the money. Oh
Yeah, we're in the money. ♪
323
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:20,257
- arnold, where do
I keep the aspirin?
324
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,926
- hey ma, I got a job.
325
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,961
- I got to the bowling alley.
326
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,766
I met a farmer named
Auggie farnsworth.
327
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:36,801
He might be a lousy date, but he
Could make a wonderful father.
328
00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:42,579
♪ some enchanted
Evening I will meet... ♪
329
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:54,358
- hey arnold, when you
Least expect it, expect it.
330
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:57,227
- come on, manny.
Will ya lay off?
331
00:19:57,563 --> 00:20:01,264
Show a little respect for
The man of the house, here.
332
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,899
- this isn't a house, arnold.
333
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:06,069
It's a rundown tennament in
The crummy section of brooklyn.
334
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:07,849
- now, you listen
To me, young lady.
335
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,685
One more word out of
You and you're going to bed
336
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,308
Without any supper.
337
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,644
- we already had supper.
338
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:17,214
- then you'll
Never have it again.
339
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,290
- come on, you guys.
340
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:29,727
What do you say we
Give the kid a break?
341
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,428
- ok.
342
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:35,699
Arnold, I think we can
Do a little business here.
343
00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,569
I'll give you a shot at
This man of the house trick,
344
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:41,505
If you promise to stop
Tucking me in at night.
345
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:47,110
- can I keep on saying "Good
Night little buckaroo"?
346
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:52,115
- you got a deal.
347
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:54,752
- aw, thank you, manny.
348
00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:56,453
Hey listen you guys,
349
00:20:56,489 --> 00:21:00,457
I know I'm not the only
One growing up here.
350
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:02,393
We're all growing up.
351
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:05,228
Except for ma, of course.
352
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:11,668
Judy, I'm asking for your help.
353
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,670
Please.
354
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:15,873
- oh, arnold.
355
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,842
- thank you, judy.
356
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,210
- hey ma, did you hear?
357
00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:22,045
Arnold got a job today.
358
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:26,283
- yeah. Yeah, with my
Uncle harry horshack.
359
00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:28,886
- harry horshack.
360
00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:31,922
Harry horshack.
361
00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:34,991
If that man had had his way,
362
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,428
I never would've
Married your father.
363
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:41,498
I forbid you to work
For harry horshack.
364
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:48,104
- ma, you cannot tell a
Grown person who he can
365
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,540
And cannot work for.
366
00:21:49,575 --> 00:21:52,643
- yeah!
- thank you.
367
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:02,986
- all right. That's
It. I've had it.
368
00:22:03,021 --> 00:22:05,121
Ok, everybody,
Everybody goes to bed.
369
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,022
Everyone goes to bed.
370
00:22:06,058 --> 00:22:07,658
That includes you, too, arnold.
371
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:09,070
- yeah, ma. Please,
Everybody go to bed.
372
00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:10,026
- good night, arnold.
373
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,306
- good night, baby.
- good night, arnold.
374
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,974
- good night, honey.
- night, arnold.
375
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,265
- good night, baby.
- goodnight, arnold.
376
00:22:19,204 --> 00:22:22,906
- arnold.
- oh, ma.
377
00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:26,777
- I know how you feel.
378
00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:28,846
- you do, ma?
- yeah.
379
00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:32,516
- and arnold, don't worry...
380
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:41,424
'cause your mother's got a
Talent for making things work.
381
00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:49,500
- you don't, ma.
382
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:52,603
You really, don't.
383
00:22:52,638 --> 00:22:54,449
- hey, arnold. You expecting it?
384
00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:56,373
- expecting what?
385
00:23:09,588 --> 00:23:11,421
- hey.
- hey you guys.
386
00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:12,890
- arnold, you're back, huh?
387
00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:13,824
- yeah.
388
00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:15,570
- what's the matter?
Your uncle fire you?
389
00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:19,129
- au contraire, little friend.
390
00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:22,833
You are gazing upon
A working sweathog.
391
00:23:22,868 --> 00:23:23,934
- all right.
392
00:23:23,969 --> 00:23:26,570
- hey, you know, arnold,
You getting a job could mean
393
00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:29,072
Suspension from the sweathogs.
394
00:23:29,107 --> 00:23:31,374
- it's only part time.
395
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,911
My uncle harry's gonna
Teach me everything he knows
396
00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:36,079
About the business world.
397
00:23:36,114 --> 00:23:38,448
I'm gonna be a shark.
398
00:23:40,218 --> 00:23:43,787
- I don't, I don't quite
Picture you as a shark.
399
00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:46,890
You know, I sorta
Look on you as a guppy.
400
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:48,970
Mr. Kotter: hey, arnold.
401
00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:51,528
- hey, mr. Kotter.
- hey, welcome back.
402
00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:53,341
Classroom hasn't been
The same without you.
403
00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:55,098
- ah, thank you, mr. Kotter.
404
00:23:55,133 --> 00:23:58,401
- you know, I never thought
I'd miss "Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!"
405
00:23:59,504 --> 00:24:02,005
Well, now that you're
Here, business as usual.
406
00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,217
Everything's back to normal.
407
00:24:03,241 --> 00:24:05,576
- well, not quite
Normal, mr. Kotter.
408
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:09,279
I got a part time job working
In my uncle harry's store.
409
00:24:09,314 --> 00:24:10,759
- you're working for your uncle?
- yeah.
410
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,761
- did I ever tell you about the
Time I was working for my uncle?
411
00:24:12,785 --> 00:24:17,821
His name was fred...
412
00:24:30,268 --> 00:24:32,803
♪ welcome back ♪
413
00:24:32,838 --> 00:24:36,640
♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
414
00:24:36,675 --> 00:24:38,942
♪ welcome back ♪
415
00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:43,814
♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
416
00:24:43,849 --> 00:24:48,085
♪ well the names have all
Changed since you hung around ♪
417
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,320
♪ but those dreams
Have remained ♪
418
00:24:50,355 --> 00:24:52,455
♪ and they've turned around ♪
419
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:54,625
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
420
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,471
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
421
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,528
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
422
00:24:58,563 --> 00:25:00,597
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
423
00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:02,699
♪ yeah we teased him a lot ♪
424
00:25:02,735 --> 00:25:05,002
♪ 'cause we got
Him on the spot ♪
425
00:25:05,037 --> 00:25:07,170
♪ welcome back ♪
426
00:25:07,205 --> 00:25:11,207
♪ welcome back welcome
Back welcome back ♪
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