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Julia, did I ever tell
You about my uncle pete
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And my aunt priscilla?
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No, go ahead.
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Okay, they won a lot of
Money in the sweepstakes,
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About $10,000.
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Now, they had a
Little disagreement
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Because priscilla
Wanted to buy a mint coat
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And pete wanted to
Buy this fancy, new car.
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Well, who won?
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They compromised,
They bought a mint coat,
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But they keep it in the garage.
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♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
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♪ well the names
Have all changed
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Since you hung around ♪
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♪ but those dreams have remained
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And they've turned around ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ yeah, we tease him a lot
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'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪♪
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♪
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Epstein, for the last time,
I don't know if they served
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Burritos during the
Spanish-american war.
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She loves me.
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She loves me.
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She loves me.
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What happened to
"She loves me not?"
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The odds are just
Better this way.
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I'm in love.
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Kotter, new animal for your zoo.
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Mr. Woodman, you
Have a marvelous way
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Of expressing yourself.
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- hi.
- hi.
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What's goin' on here?
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"Dear mr. Kotter, please excuse
My daughter's ugly temper.
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Don't get her mad and
She won't have to deck you."
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Signed epstein's
Sister's mother.
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Epstein's sister?
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I'm gonna have two
Epsteins in my class?
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Your mother'll
Get writers cramp.
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The name's carmen.
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Hey, mr. Kotter, what's
My baby sister doin' here?
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I ain't your baby sister,
I'm only ten months
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Younger than you.
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Why didn't you tell me
Your grades dropped,
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You had to become a sweathog?
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Well, I was savin'
It for a surprise.
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Surprise!
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You ain't kiddin' me,
Are you, baby sister?
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Say I'm not your baby
Sister, say it or you've
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Breathed your last note, say it!
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Say it!
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- louder!
- you're not my baby sister!
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Baby sister!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
In the center arena,
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The two epsteins shall now
Attempt for the first time
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A three and a half
Gainer into a garbage can.
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Put her down, juan.
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You think this is somethin',
You should see her
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When she's mad.
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All right, look, mr. Kotter's
Gonna introduce you around,
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So try and act like you
Is a real person, okay?
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Take it easy, take it
Easy, come on, take it easy.
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Sit down, juan, sit down.
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Carmen, I'd like to introduce
The whole class to you.
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Okay, this is priscilla.
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That's ricky, that's mark.
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- this is freddie washington.
- eh, I already know her.
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Man, carmen, carmen is
The only epstein to ever
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Hit me in my mouth.
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We know juan.
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Stop.
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Vinnie barbarino,
This is carmen epstein.
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I know carmen.
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So, carmen, you filled out.
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Filled?
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Hello.
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How are ya?
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I'm arnold horshack.
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I wanna have your baby.
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All right, honeymoon's
Over, see ya for social studies.
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See you, too, carmen.
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So listen, carmen, you
Know vinnie barbarino
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Always gets crack
At the new stuff.
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- what stuff?
- outside, let's go.
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What are you
Talkin' about, "Stuff?"
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Hey, sisters ain't
Included in stuff.
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Juan, are you
Crazy, I'm operatin'.
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Operate outside.
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Juan, isn't love a
Bowl of cherries?
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Cherries outside.
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I think it's the pits.
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Pits are outside with
The cherries, let's go.
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Have a nice day.
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Hey, mr. Kotter, do you
Believe in love at first sight?
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Sure, arnold, it was love at
First sight for julie and me.
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- yeah?
- we met at a costume party.
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She came as a pot roast and
I came as an electric knife.
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Oh, mr. Kotter, I just fell
In love with carmen epstein.
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And she's gonna become
Another feather in vinnie's cap.
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Mr. Kotter, I don't got
No feathers in my cap.
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I'm featherless,
Mr. Kotter, featherless!
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Arnold, come on,
Don't be ridiculous.
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You've got feathers.
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Arnold, let me tell
You a little story, okay?
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When I was your
Age, I was shy also.
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There was this girl
I was crazy about.
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Her name was lelani shapiro.
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Never had the nerve
To ask her to go out.
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Finally, one day I'm
Sittin' in front of my house
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And feelin' sorry for myself.
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This little, old italian
Man, who lived upstairs,
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Mr. Panetteri,
Comes down, he says,
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"What's the matter
With you, gabey?
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You a nice boy, you go
Up to this girl, you say,
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I'm a gabey kotter,
I'm a nice boy,
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And I wanna go out with
You, I have confidence."
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So next day, I went
Up to lelani, I said,
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"Lelani, my name's
A gabey kotter,
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I'm a nice boy, I
Have confidence."
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She told me she
Didn't like italian guys.
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It's a joke,
Arnold, it's a joke.
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Come on, have faith in
Yourself, I have faith in you.
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Oh, mr. Kotter, I am not
One of life's heavy winners.
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All right, look, arnold,
You wanna be a loser?
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Go ahead, be a loser.
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Hey, mr. Kotter, I do not
Like to be called that.
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Arnold, let's face the
Facts, I mean, the truth
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Is that you are a loser.
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Don't call me that!
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Then go out there and
Show me some confidence!
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Okay, mr. Kotter, you
Wanna see confidence?
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I'll show you confidence!
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There's confidence!
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Arnold, that is not
Confidence, that's kurt douglas.
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Stomach in, now smile.
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That's confidence.
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I'll show you, mr. Kotter.
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I'll show you that
I'm a something,
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That I'm a somebody.
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I am arnold horshack!
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♪
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Buchanan high.
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Oh, I'm sorry, he's not
In, may I take a message?
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Look, carm, I know how
Vinnie's been tryin' to hit on ya.
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I want you to promise me
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You ain't gonna go out with him.
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If you don't bug off,
You are gonna find
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Your nose in toledo.
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Hey, epstein, principal
Lazarus is waitin' for ya.
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I bet you're really
In for it this time.
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Now, you wait right here.
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Don't move from this spot.
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You move from this spot,
Lightning's gonna strike ya.
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It will not.
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Then I will.
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Hey, jack.
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- hi.
- hi.
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I just became a
Full-fledged sweathog.
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I'd rather be glued to a tree.
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You look like somebody
Removed your brain.
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Uh, no!
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My brain is right here, with me.
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I hardly go
Anywheres without it.
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Keep honkin' like that,
You're gonna attract geese.
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Funny you should mention geese.
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You got any hobbies?
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I blow trumpet.
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You blow trumpet, oh,
Will wonders never cease?
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- we got something in common.
- you play?
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I listen.
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Are you in luck
Or are you in luck?
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- what do you want to hear?
- oh, I don't know...
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I know three blind
Mice, take your choice.
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Another thing in
Common, I love mice.
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♪
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Oh, yeah.
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Play it for me.
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♪
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Oh, I tell ya, catchy
Tune, carmen.
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Uh, hey, carmen,
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Would you like
To go out with me?
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On saturday, maybe
We could go to a movie?
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Hey, carmen, you wanna
Go out with me some place?
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I got some free time
In between dates.
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Uh, juan said not leave here.
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Don't you wanna go?
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Go, wanna, wanna go.
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Carmen, if your
Personality keeps up like this,
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I might let you ask
Me out on saturday.
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Bye, carmen.
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Bye, sweathogs.
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Goodbye, brooklyn.
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Goodbye, judy.
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- hi, judy.
- hi, mr. Kotter.
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Where are the absentee forms?
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Thanks, arnold.
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Arnold, you're not gonna
Find any confidence in there.
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Oh, I know, mr. Kotter.
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Oh, judy, I found your lunch.
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I think I sat on your ding dong.
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Thanks a lot, arnold.
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Now my lunch is squished.
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Things didn't go
Exactly as planned, huh?
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Oh, mr. Kotter, I didn't
Even finish asking her.
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Mr. Kotter, horshack,
Y'all gotta hear this poem
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I wrote in honor of my new love.
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Listen.
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"My love is like
A red, red rose,
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Which sure beats a rubber hose
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Up your nose."
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Makes sense to me.
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All right, yeah,
Yeah, sure thing, jack.
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Any other problems, you
Feel free to let me know.
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We was just in there
Shootin' the breeze.
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Principal lazarus said I was
In his office so much last year,
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It's like we're old
Buddies, you know.
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Hey, mr. Woodman, principal
Lazarus wants to see ya.
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You better watch out,
The man doesn't like ya.
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Doesn't like me?
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Doesn't like me, principal...
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You know, I could've
Been principal.
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No, but they picked him.
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And then he made sure
My door was smaller.
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And the lettering
On my door is smaller.
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My desk, my chair, my
Wastebasket, all smaller.
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My american flag has 13 stars.
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I'm planning a mutiny, kotter.
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Let me know if you want in.
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Hey, where's carmen?
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Oh, I saw her down
The hall with vinnie.
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He was sayin' somethin'
About under the boardwalk
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At coney island.
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Vinnie, you're
Gonna die, vinnie.
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I'm gonna kill ya, vinnie,
I'm gonna kill ya, vinnie!
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It's all over, I
Want him, frankie!
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♪
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Hey, juan, you calm
Down enough yet now?
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Nah, I still wanna kill vinnie.
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I shall devote my life to
Worshipping carmen epstein
250
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From afar until the
Funeral of her ninth husband,
251
00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,030
When she will finally
Realize that it I whom
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Am her own true love.
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00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,047
The shock will
Of course kill me.
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Shock!
255
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:12,410
Arnold, you're overreacting.
256
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:14,679
I'm sorry, mr. Kotter,
But when I fall in love,
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00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:19,417
That's it, I'm a for
Keeps kind of guy.
258
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,463
Arnold, did I tell you the
Story about lelani shapiro?
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00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:22,687
Yeah.
260
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,022
Okay, I got another story.
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00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,902
When I was about four,
There was this girl,
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00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,459
Babsie, she was five.
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00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:31,161
I always liked older women.
264
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,275
Anyway, we go and play
Doctor, we go under the porch,
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00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:36,534
Play doctor, she gimme
Her bill, I give her my bill,
266
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,403
We'd sue each other
For malpractice.
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For years, I thought
That was sex.
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00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:46,076
Anyway, my point is, at
One time I loved babsie,
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00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:48,879
Then I loved lelani
Shapiro, and now I love julie.
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00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,616
A person is capable of more
Than one great love in their life.
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00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:56,354
Oh, I know, mr. Kotter, but
First, I'd like to love once.
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Wait a minute, wait a
Minute, wait a minute.
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00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:01,459
Just let me get this
Straight, all right?
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00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:06,297
Now, epstein don't want vinnie
To go out with carmen, right?
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00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:09,300
All right, all right, all
Right, I got that, okay.
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00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:13,003
Horshack wants to go
Out with carmen, right?
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00:16:13,072 --> 00:16:16,574
Right?
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00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:20,878
Then why don't y'all two
Just put your heads together?
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00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:23,781
Well, half a brain
Is better than none.
280
00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:33,291
Well, that's a
Good idea, kotter.
281
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:36,193
Hey, arnold, come here.
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00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:37,895
What?
283
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:39,841
I guess you're
Better than nothin'.
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00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:44,268
I mean, uh, nothin' would
Ever happen with you on a date.
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00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:48,706
- would it?
- no.
286
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,308
All right, you got my blessing.
287
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:51,842
Oh, thank you, juan.
288
00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:53,789
Hey, freddie, how we gonna
Fix him up with my sister?
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00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:58,516
Ooo, ooo, ooo,
Ooo, I got it, I got it.
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00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:03,253
Horshack, pretend that
Mr. Kotter, here, is carmen.
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00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,269
Go ahead, just show us what
Your basic approach would be.
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00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:10,428
Go ahead, show me what your
Basic approach is gonna be.
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00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:12,196
I've got your back.
294
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:23,907
Arnold, take me
Out a few times first.
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00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:27,812
I love you, carmen, I
Love you, I love you...
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00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,547
Get your hands off my sister!
297
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:32,683
Get your hands off my sister!
298
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,652
Oh, thank you, juan.
299
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:38,823
No one ever told me to get
Away from their sister before.
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00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,339
All right, let's go,
Go to your next class.
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00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,562
Come on, see you later.
302
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:47,431
See you later,
Mr. Kotter, I'm so happy!
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♪
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00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:05,315
Yeah, I guess everybody's
Here except for freddie, huh?
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00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:11,655
She doesn't love me no more.
306
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:15,559
She don't love me
No more, read that.
307
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,439
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
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00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:19,207
I met a guy, who I
Like, better than you.
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00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:21,732
Bye-bye."
310
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:24,968
See, man, if I wasn't sure
She was crazy about me,
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00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:28,806
I'd think this was a kiss off.
312
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,185
Don't pay any attention,
Freddie, until you get
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Your third notice.
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00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,716
I wanna use this period,
Or what we have left of it,
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00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,519
To talk about something
That we don't teach in school,
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00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:43,787
But I think that you should
Know something about.
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Love!
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00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:55,466
Now, what does love mean to you?
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00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,935
Vinnie?
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00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:08,011
Love, class,
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00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:12,282
Means never having
To hear "I'm pregnant."
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00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,787
Please, let me kill
Him, I promise the man
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00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,857
Won't feel a thing, it's
Gonna be painless, vinnie.
324
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,159
Juan, you've been
Acting like a nut lately.
325
00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:23,393
What's the matter with you?
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00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:25,863
Vinnie, if you believe
In the fist fairy,
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00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,098
You're gonna stop
Hittin' on my sister!
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00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:32,302
Juan, I can't do that,
I want to, but I can't.
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00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:35,739
I got a disease.
330
00:19:35,808 --> 00:19:39,844
You got a disease?
331
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:44,648
Yes, it's called girl-itous.
332
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,351
Every time I see
A beautiful girl,
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00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:51,121
My teeth, they
Automatically flash.
334
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:55,526
My hips, they
Automatically shake.
335
00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,362
And my eyes, they
Automatically sparkle.
336
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:02,967
How'd you like your eyes
Automatically black, huh?
337
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,435
All right, come on, what's
The matter with you guys?
338
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,438
It's like in
Kindergarten, sit down!
339
00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:11,976
I'm tryin' to teach
About love, not war.
340
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:16,246
Right you are, mr. Kotter.
341
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:20,751
Love is a many splendid thing.
342
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,488
It's been good to me.
343
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,558
Oh, sure, vincent.
344
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:33,430
Go ahead, make mock, treat
Love lightly like you always do.
345
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,866
You don't know
What love is, vinnie!
346
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:40,070
Horshack, I think you've
Forgotten who you're talkin' to.
347
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,172
Vinnie barbarino!
348
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:51,181
Up your nose with a rubber hose!
349
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:59,957
Arnold, that was confidence.
350
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:04,595
No, it was kurt douglas.
351
00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,899
Hey, arnold, you got guts.
352
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,668
I like a man with guts.
353
00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:12,937
Hey, wait a minute, I got guts.
354
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:17,107
I got guts all over the place.
355
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:21,111
Vinnie, you and your guts have
Got a lot to learn about women.
356
00:21:21,180 --> 00:21:23,280
Now, sit down.
357
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,854
And you, my very own
Brother, who I love,
358
00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:33,290
Is only interested
In who won't love me.
359
00:21:33,358 --> 00:21:36,259
Don't you think I can
Take care of myself?
360
00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:39,129
Yeah, sure... I can't hear you!
361
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:43,100
All right, all right, you
Can take care of yourself.
362
00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:48,472
Hey, carm, look,
I'm sorry, okay.
363
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:52,977
It's just, uh, just my
Way of showin' I love ya.
364
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:57,648
I love you.
365
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:09,059
Nobody's ever turned down
Vinnie barbarino before.
366
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,495
Yeah, well my sister did.
367
00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:18,201
Mr. Kotter, you think I'm
Losin' my touch or somethin'?
368
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:22,006
No, vincenzo, you just got
A little to learn about love.
369
00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:27,244
Oh, yeah.
370
00:22:27,312 --> 00:22:31,615
You're gonna have to
Excuse me, I gotta go practice.
371
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:34,718
Practice outside.
372
00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:38,555
Hey, carmen, why
Don't you come with me?
373
00:22:38,624 --> 00:22:41,825
I wanna show you my shell
Collection under the boardwalk,
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00:22:41,894 --> 00:22:46,329
At coney island.
375
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:52,636
Arnold, you're
Gonna die, arnold.
376
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:55,305
I'm gonna get you.
377
00:22:55,374 --> 00:23:00,978
♪
378
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,947
Tomorrow's another day,
You'll meet somebody else.
379
00:23:04,016 --> 00:23:06,616
Bye-bye.
380
00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:11,288
Another day, another three
Dollars and forty cents.
381
00:23:11,356 --> 00:23:15,225
♪
382
00:23:18,030 --> 00:23:20,664
- hi, honey.
- hi, honey.
383
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,866
Hey, how's carmen epstein doing?
384
00:23:22,935 --> 00:23:25,302
Well, mr. Woodman figured
That one epstein was enough
385
00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:27,938
For one class and I
Kind of agree with him.
386
00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:29,084
She's back in her old class.
387
00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:30,752
Yeah, I think
That's a good idea.
388
00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:35,278
Yeah, hey, did I ever tell
You about my sister, eileen?
389
00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:37,647
Gabe, what does that have
To do with carmen epstein?
390
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,061
Nothin', but I've been
Home for ten seconds,
391
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:41,484
I haven't told one joke.
392
00:23:41,553 --> 00:23:43,198
My sister, eileen, when
She was a little kid,
393
00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:45,533
She lost her first tooth, right,
She comes up to me, she says,
394
00:23:45,557 --> 00:23:48,225
"Gabey, what should
I do, I lose my tooth?"
395
00:23:48,293 --> 00:23:49,470
I said, "Put it under
Your pillow and the good
396
00:23:49,494 --> 00:23:50,828
Fairy'll give you a quarter."
397
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:51,973
So, that night, I
Snuck in her room,
398
00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:53,809
I took the tooth and
I put a quarter there.
399
00:23:53,833 --> 00:23:54,833
Did she see you?
400
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,377
I didn't think so,
But next morning
401
00:23:56,401 --> 00:23:58,836
She's running around the
House, "My brother's a good fairy,
402
00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:02,206
My brother's a good fairy,
My brother's a good fairy!"
403
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:06,676
♪
404
00:24:07,847 --> 00:24:11,281
♪
405
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,821
♪ welcome back ♪
406
00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:21,925
♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
407
00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:24,027
♪ welcome back ♪
408
00:24:24,096 --> 00:24:28,732
♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
409
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,901
♪ well the names
Have all changed
410
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,036
Since you hung around ♪
411
00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:35,105
♪ but those dreams have remained
412
00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:37,540
And they've turned around ♪
413
00:24:37,609 --> 00:24:39,587
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead you ♪
414
00:24:39,611 --> 00:24:41,711
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead you ♪
415
00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:43,621
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
416
00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,849
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
417
00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:47,684
♪ yeah we tease him a lot
418
00:24:47,753 --> 00:24:49,920
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
419
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,222
♪ welcome back ♪
420
00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:56,493
♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
421
00:24:56,561 --> 00:24:58,796
♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪
422
00:24:58,864 --> 00:25:00,697
♪ yeah we tease him a lot ♪
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00:25:00,766 --> 00:25:02,966
♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪
424
00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:05,468
♪ 'cause we got
Him on the spot ♪
425
00:25:05,537 --> 00:25:07,905
♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪♪
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