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[ joe cocker's "With a little
Help from my friends" plays ]
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-♪ baby ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ said I'm gonna make it
With my friends ♪
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-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ oh, oh,
I'm gonna keep on tryin' ♪
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-♪ get by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ I'm gonna keep on tryin',
Now, babe ♪
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-♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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-chicago is...
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-in the spring of 1973,
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the arnold familytook to the skies.
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armed with four coach tickets
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and enough luggageto sink a battleship,
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we were on our way to a weekendof high adventure.
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Can I get some more peanuts,
Please?
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-sure.
-thanks.
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that year had seena lot of change.
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I was practically a senior --once I got through exams.
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mom had joined the ranksof working women,
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whether we liked it or not.
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dad's furniture businesswas thriving,
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although he wasn'tat the moment.
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still, all in all, things werepretty much smooth sailing.
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-[ panting ]
Did you feel that?
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-yep.
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Hope it wasn't the engine.
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-ooh.
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-not that we'd venturedinto the friendly skies
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without a reason.
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we were on our way home.
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well, mom's home, anyway.
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-look, jack!
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Sylvia miller's chairing
The reunion committee.
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I haven't seen her in 25 years!
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-you got it -- my mother'shigh-school reunion.
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-oh, and look, honey. There's
Gonna be a picnic on saturday
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And a pie-eating contest!
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-norma, please.
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[ rattling ]
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-hey...Wasn't that the wing?
[ chuckles ]
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yeah, it was gonna be some fun.
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-it'll be fine.
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-ladies and gentlemen...
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-yeah.
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-after all, this was morethan just a trip back in time.
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we were headed home to family.
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-are we there yet?
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-mom's family.
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for better...
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[ doorbell rings ]
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...Or worse.
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-mother!
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-welcome home!
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-look at the two of you!
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-how's my little girl?
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Oh, look at those
Fine grandsons of mine!
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-I almost didn't recognize them!
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-hi, grandma.
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-oh, kevin,
You've certainly grown
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Since I saw you the last time.
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-well, you know, it's been
A long time, grandma.
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homecomingat the grandparents'.
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-oh, wayne...
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-we saw them, oh,about once every century.
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[ laughter ]
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-hi!
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How's everybody?
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-maybe there was a reason.
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-well, why don't we
Come on inside?
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You must be exhausted
From your trip.
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Come on. Come on.
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-maybe it was dad.
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-well, better get
That luggage inside
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Before some of the local kids
Make off with it.
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-yeah.
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-oh, just look at all this!
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It's exactly the same!
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[ inhales deeply ]
The smell, even.
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-your mother's
Been cooking for days.
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-nothing's too good
For my little girl.
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-oh, mom.
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-say this for the oldsters --
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they lovetheir only daughter...
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[ door slams ]
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...If nottheir only son-in-law.
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-here we are.
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-well, how was the trip?
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-uh, it was...Okay.
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-except dad got a little sick.
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-well, uh, it's just the flight
Was a little bumpy, mom.
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-you're not gonna
Get sick again, are you?
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-no, I don't think so.
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-because roger gave us
This great antacid.
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It's good for diarrhea, too.
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-no, really.
I'm just --
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-roger's a doctor, you know.
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-[ laughing ] mother...
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Roger's been a doctor
For 15 years now.
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-and a darned good one.
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-he's just been named
Chief of staff
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At county general!
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Isn't that impressive?
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-and, of course,it was very impressive.
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-[ sighs ]
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-just one little question here.
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Who's roger?
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-[ gasps ]
Oh, a long time ago --
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-mother...
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We don't have to get into this
Right now, do we?
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-I suppose not.
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-besides, we should probably
Unpack before dinner.
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Don't you think, honey?
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-yeah. Sure.
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-so, jack, uh...
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Been working on your gin game?
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-yeah. Sure.
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-good.
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'cause I thought, after dinner,
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You and I might have
A friendly little game.
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What do you say?
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-fine, karl. Fine.
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-yeah.you had to hand it to dad.
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no matter how coldthe shoulder,
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he hung in there,
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like a man at the gallows.
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-[ sighs ]
Where do I put these?
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-why, in norma's old room,
Of course.
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[ laughs ]
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Just wait till you see it!
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[ laughs ]
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Daddy and I
Haven't changed it one bit!
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-this was fun,sort of like visiting a museum.
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-look!
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-the norma gustafsonmemorial shrine.
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-mother, I can't believe
You kept these!
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Oh, jack, look!
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My 6th-grade citizenship ribbon.
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-I was proud
Of my little girl --
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Still am.
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-you should hear him brag
To the boys in kiwanis
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About that new job.
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-always knew she'd end up
Being something important,
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No matter what got in her way.
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-all in all, kind ofreminded you of the waltons.
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[ squeaks ]
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-I hope you two are gonna
Be comfortable here.
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We only have the one bed.
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[ squeaks ]
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-[ clears throat ]
So, uh...
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Where do we sleep, grandma?
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-down the hall
In the guest room.
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Just, uh, right down the hall
And to the left.
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-great.
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after all, no sense hangingaround all that hostility.
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[ dog growls ]
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[ barks ]
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-oh, there she is.
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Boys, I'd like you to meet
Princess.
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She's a little shy
Around new folk.
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Aren't you, girl?
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[ growling ]
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-nice doggie.
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-isn't this cute?
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There's nothing so sweet
As a boy and his dog.
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[ laughs ]
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[ growling, snarling ]
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-and so, here we were,
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one big, happy family...
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[ growls ]
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...Plus beast,
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eagerly catching upon one another's lives.
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-furniture, huh?
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-what?
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-oh, I was just telling daddy
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How well your furniture business
Is doing, honey.
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-uh, yeah. We've been
Pretty successful so far.
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-I don't hold much truck
With this new stuff.
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In my day, people knew
How to build furniture.
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Now, take this table.
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[ banging ]
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Solid.
Made to last.
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Had it since we were married.
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It'll be here for you boys
When I'm gone.
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-[ gulps ]
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-whoops.
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-what was that again?
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-oh, daddy,
Don't talk like that.
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-well, it's true.
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You boys will be
Getting this place one day.
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-really?
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Y-you mean, this house?
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-yeah.
And everything in it.
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Hell, I got to leave it
To someone.
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And I'm not gonna be around
Forever, you know.
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[ cash register dings ]
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-thanks, gramps.
You're the best.
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-now, now, sweetheart.
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You don't have to worry
About daddy,
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Not as long as he has roger
As his doctor.
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-he's quite a guy.
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-he certainly is.
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-and there it was.roger again.
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-mother, we don't have to
Hear more about roger.
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Do we?
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-of course not, dear.
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[ doorbell rings ]
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There he is now.
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He can tell you himself.
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-oh...
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Good.
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-those were really
Some great times we had, norma.
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I still remember the look
On your face
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When I gave you my class ring.
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-roger baldwin, in the flesh.
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-do you remember
How jealous jerry yost was
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When he saw you wearing it
For the first time?
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-jerry yost?
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I haven't thought about him
In years!
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-oh, here it is.
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The prom picture.
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-[ chuckles ]
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[ growls ]
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-that evening was likethe tea party from hell.
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-kevin, weren't they
A striking couple?
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-grandma played matchmaker,
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roger played bigshot,
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while my brother played...
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-that's a nice frame, grandma.
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What is that -- pewter?
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-gin! [ laughs ]
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Well, it looks like you're down
Another 40 points, jack.
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[ laughs ]
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-as for dad...
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-honey, everybody's
Gonna be so thrilled
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To see you two
At the picnic tomorrow.
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-jack and I wouldn't miss it
For the world.
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-I meant you and roger, dear.
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-you know, sometimes I wonder
What might have happened
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If I hadn't gone away
To medical school.
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[ fist thuds, dishes clatter ]
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-okay.
[ clears throat ]
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-it was clear the big guy hadhad his fill of this malarkey.
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-[ yawns ]
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I'm goin' to bed.
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-night, honey.
Get some rest.
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-good night, jack.
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-yeah.
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-and there you had it.
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what had begunas a simple trip home
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was suddenly turning into...
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[ indistinct conversation ]
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...Nightmareon gustafson street.
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[ both laugh ]
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and the worst part was,
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I was the only onewho seemed to notice.
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-uh, butthead,
This place is a gold mine.
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I mean, you should see the stuff
They got stashed in the attic --
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Genuine antiques.
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We're gonna be rich!
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[ laughs ]
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-maybe so, maybe not.
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-you're very sweet, roger.
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-great.
265
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all I knew was, standing there,
266
00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:34,899
watching mom spoon withher high-school sweetheart,
267
00:10:34,901 --> 00:10:37,635
hearing dad snorein the next room,
268
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,804
listening to waynecount his tax breaks,
269
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:44,007
suddenly, one thing was clear.
270
00:10:44,009 --> 00:10:45,943
[ growls ]
271
00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:47,544
I...
272
00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:50,180
[ barks ]
273
00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:53,084
...Was gonna sleepon the floor.
274
00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:57,621
-and let's give a special
Welcome to the wildcatter
275
00:10:57,623 --> 00:11:00,157
Who traveled the greatest
Distance to be with us today --
276
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:03,894
From 5,500 miles away,
Jill pritchard!
277
00:11:03,896 --> 00:11:08,432
-the next day, amid pom-pomsand hairspray and old memories,
278
00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:09,766
the class of '48 gathered.
279
00:11:09,768 --> 00:11:11,969
-remember when we just sat there
On that float
280
00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:13,838
While the parade went by
Without us?
281
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:14,872
[ laughter ]
282
00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:16,506
-it was all pretty...Festive.
283
00:11:16,508 --> 00:11:19,176
-now, norma, weren't you the one
That convinced those policeman
284
00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,978
To tow us the rest of the way?
285
00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:22,546
-yeah.
I think I was.
286
00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:25,249
-but while mom was havingthe time of her teenage life,
287
00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:28,585
the arnold menwere getting old...Fast.
288
00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:30,387
-this is a lot of fun.
289
00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:31,422
[ scoffs ]
290
00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:34,025
Can I borrow the car?
-what? Why?
291
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,593
-well, I think I should spend
More time with grandpa.
292
00:11:36,595 --> 00:11:38,762
He won't be around forever,
You know.
293
00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,533
He said so himself.
294
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,836
-what are you gonna do --
Count the silverware?
295
00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,838
-[ laughs ]
I'm on to the china.
296
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:49,340
-I want you back in two hours.
297
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,142
-no problem. Yes!
298
00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,777
-which pretty much narrowed itdown to the two of us.
299
00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:55,046
-hey, fellas.
300
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,347
-roger.
301
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:57,381
-hi.
302
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:58,482
-great turnout.
303
00:11:58,484 --> 00:11:59,683
-yeah.
304
00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:01,385
-that contest
Should be starting soon.
305
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,587
You game?
306
00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:04,489
-I think I'll pass.
-right.
307
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,224
Can't say as I blame you.
308
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,459
If I didn't work out
Like a madman,
309
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,495
I wouldn't dare enter myself.
310
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,063
-no comment.
311
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,698
-so, this, um,
Furniture business of yours.
312
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,801
I understand
It's handcrafted work.
313
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,169
-yeah.
314
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:20,404
We use, uh, hardwood frames,
315
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,406
Dowels in all the joints.
316
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,941
-so, what'd you have to do
For that --
317
00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:25,576
Go to, um, furniture school?
318
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,710
[ laughs ]
319
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:27,711
-[ laughs sarcastically ]
320
00:12:27,713 --> 00:12:28,712
-ha ha ha.
321
00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:30,214
-I'm getting a beer.
322
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,149
-great.
323
00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:33,484
he gets a cold brew.
324
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,920
I get to schmoozewith dr. Wonderful.
325
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,788
-[ laughs ]
326
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:40,458
-that is one exceptional lady,
Your mother.
327
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,860
You got to wonder
What might have been.
328
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:45,062
Who knows?
329
00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:46,730
A few different turns
In the road,
330
00:12:46,732 --> 00:12:48,965
And you might have been my son.
331
00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:51,568
-kind of made youwant to reconsider
332
00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:54,171
the whole science of genetics.
333
00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:56,573
[ bell dinging ]
-ladies and gentlemen,
334
00:12:56,575 --> 00:12:59,977
uh, please take your positionsfor the start of the sack race.
335
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:01,879
-and speaking of potatoes...
336
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:03,814
-come on, dad!
337
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:05,282
-go, jack!
338
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:06,783
-[ sighs ]
339
00:13:06,785 --> 00:13:10,487
-it seemed the old man hadn'tcompletely abandoned the field.
340
00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:13,624
-need a bigger sack there, jack?
341
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,492
-after all,when push came to shove...
342
00:13:15,494 --> 00:13:16,894
-this'll do fine.
343
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:20,430
-...Dad was never oneto turn down a challenge,
344
00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:22,633
no matter how stupid.
345
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,702
[ crowd cheering ]
346
00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:27,738
[ boing! Boing! Boing! ]
347
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,309
-go, jack!
-come on, dad!
348
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,311
and so beganthe great burlap grudge match
349
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,546
of 1973.
350
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,247
-be careful, jack!
351
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:41,318
-it was a battle for honor,reputation, glory,
352
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,753
a fight to the finish.
353
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,291
it was the stuff of legends.
354
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,493
Yeah! Go, dad!
Come on!
355
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:59,870
and in the end,it all hinged on one thing...
356
00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:01,738
-ooh!
357
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:03,473
[ groans ]
358
00:14:03,475 --> 00:14:06,109
-...My father's bad back.
359
00:14:06,111 --> 00:14:07,878
-does that hurt?
-aah!
360
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,246
[ groans ]
361
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:10,881
-thought it might.
362
00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:12,883
A little doctor humor.
363
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:14,218
-yeah, thanks.
364
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:17,855
-well, I'm afraid this means
No dancing tonight.
365
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,358
-ohh.
That's too bad.
366
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,561
-anyway, I'll call you tomorrow,
See how he's feeling.
367
00:14:23,563 --> 00:14:25,563
-thanks, roger.
-sure.
368
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:26,964
-and there you had it --
369
00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:30,468
an inglorious end to an evenmore inglorious weekend.
370
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,802
-bye!
371
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,770
-not that I wasparticularly sorry
372
00:14:33,772 --> 00:14:36,073
to see this whole charadeover with.
373
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:38,809
-isn't this always the way?
374
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:41,712
-w-what do you mean, mother?
375
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,848
-well, you travel
All the way out here.
376
00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:47,984
And just when
The good times begin,
377
00:14:47,986 --> 00:14:49,754
Somebody ruins it.
378
00:14:49,756 --> 00:14:53,724
Our poor little girl's
Gonna miss her big evening.
379
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,925
-[ chuckles ]
380
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,628
-it's a shame, all right.
381
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,763
-[ scoffs ]
382
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,831
geez.talk about compassion.
383
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,167
Look, it's just a dance, right?
384
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,970
I mean, if he can't go,
He can't go.
385
00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:07,538
Right, dad?
386
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,807
-norma, I think you should go.
387
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,911
-[ chuckling ] jack,
You can't even move.
388
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:16,213
-your mother's right.
It's your big night.
389
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:18,549
You came all this way.
390
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:19,383
[ sighs ]
391
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:21,051
You shouldn't miss it
Because of me.
392
00:15:21,053 --> 00:15:22,286
You should go.
393
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:25,155
-absolutely not.
394
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:26,724
-[ sighs ]
395
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,426
Maybe roger could take you.
396
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,595
-what?!
397
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:34,865
-that's a good idea!
398
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:38,735
-and with that,the wheels came off.
399
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:40,704
-♪ a white sport coat ♪
400
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:43,006
-the date was made.
401
00:15:43,008 --> 00:15:44,608
[ horn honks ]
402
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,378
-okay, there he is.
403
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,881
Well, I guess it's time
For me to go.
404
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:54,518
-that evening, while the restof us stayed home...
405
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,921
-now, honey, you're sure
That this is okay?
406
00:15:56,923 --> 00:15:58,022
-absolutely.
407
00:15:58,024 --> 00:15:59,924
-all right, then.
Bye.
408
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,125
[ smooches ]
409
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,426
-don't be too late.
410
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:03,693
-[ chuckles ]
411
00:16:03,695 --> 00:16:05,629
-...I watched my motherwaltz out the door
412
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,796
for the night of her life.
413
00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:08,598
-[ laughs ]
Gin! Gin!
414
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,701
-[ sighs ]
415
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:13,337
-and for all that,dad's only response was...
416
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:16,039
-[ chuckles ]
417
00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,441
Your deal or mine?
418
00:16:18,443 --> 00:16:21,478
-face it.nothing made sense.
419
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,381
suddenly, everything seemed...up for grabs.
420
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:26,884
-hey, scrote,
Is pewter worth anything?
421
00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:27,918
-I don't know.
422
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:31,121
Hey, can you stop the inventory
For a minute?
423
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:33,090
-what's your problem?
424
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:36,093
-but it wasn't gonna be easyto put into words.
425
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:39,063
You think mom's happy
She married dad?
426
00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:42,399
-yeah. Of -- of course.
[ scoffs ]
427
00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:44,001
-really?
428
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,602
-yeah.
429
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:47,638
Otherwise,
She couldn't have had me.
430
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,872
[ laughs ]
431
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:54,344
-[ sighs ] forget it.
432
00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:59,416
-hey, do me a favor?
See what's in the garage.
433
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:00,784
-yeah. I'll do that.
434
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:03,788
as luck would have it,
435
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:07,124
it was a beautifulspring evening...
436
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,094
...And I couldn't helpbut wonder
437
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:14,298
if romance wasn't in the air.
438
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,667
[ indistinct conversations ]
439
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:20,637
-ladies and gentlemen,
440
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,607
the king and queenof the sweetheart ball --
441
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:26,243
roger and norma.
442
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,579
[ spectators "Aww" ]
443
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:31,415
[ dog growling ]
444
00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:37,321
-okay.this was the last straw.
445
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:39,323
You know, I've had
Just about enough of you.
446
00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:40,824
I mean you're all bark
And no bite.
447
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:42,025
You're a fake.
448
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,061
You don't scare anyone.
You know that?
449
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,595
[ whimpers ]
450
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,063
That's better.
451
00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:48,565
[ sighs ]
452
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:51,268
at least I had one victoryon this lousy trip.
453
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:53,570
[ growling ]
454
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,041
[ barks ]
455
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,175
Whoa, girl.
456
00:17:58,177 --> 00:17:59,510
[ barking, snarling ]
457
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,245
[ clatter ]
458
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,679
[ barking ]
459
00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:04,915
Help!
460
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:08,052
6 picket fences,14 garbage cans,
461
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:11,788
and 32 backyards later,it was official.
462
00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,424
this trip was a bust.
463
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,825
-hey, butthead!
464
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,260
What happened to you?
465
00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:19,296
-the dog and I took a three-hour
Tour of the neighborhood.
466
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:22,333
-[ laughs ] gin!
That's three straight hands!
467
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,633
[ laughs ]
468
00:18:23,635 --> 00:18:25,802
-yeah,
You got me again, karl.
469
00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:27,171
-my mother was awol,
470
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:30,174
my father had turned intoa punching bag...
471
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:32,676
-well, I better turn in.
472
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:35,078
I haven't been feeling
Quite up to par lately.
473
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:36,079
[ grunts ]
474
00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:37,347
-...And my brother...
475
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:40,050
-gee, gramps.
I hope it's nothing serious.
476
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,985
-...Had become a ghoul.
477
00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:44,254
-oh, I wouldn't worry, wayne.
478
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:47,324
Us gustafsons
Are made of strong stuff.
479
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,592
-[ grunts ]
480
00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:52,262
-hadn't been a one of us
Didn't live to at least 95.
481
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:53,964
-what?
482
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,732
-yep.
483
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:59,103
You might as well put
That calculator away.
484
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,005
[ laughs ]
485
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,806
Night, all.
[ laughing ]
486
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,275
-95.
487
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:07,544
Really? So, how old
Are you now?
488
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:11,148
-[ scoffs ]
489
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,550
Perfect.
490
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:14,952
This is perfect.
491
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:17,020
-what's wrong with you?
492
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:19,623
-and that just about did it.
493
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:21,692
Me?!
494
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,093
What's wrong with me?!
495
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,930
it was time to tell himexactly how I felt,
496
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,864
about him, about mom,
497
00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,532
about the stupid gin games
498
00:19:29,534 --> 00:19:32,302
and the dumb boyfriendsand the idiotic dog.
499
00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:34,671
I hate this place!
500
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:37,441
yeah. That was it...in a nutshell.
501
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:39,543
-[ chuckles ]
502
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,011
-what's so funny?
503
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:45,348
-you're starting to sound
Just like your mother.
504
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,450
-what?!
505
00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:49,519
-you heard me.
506
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:51,721
-yeah, but mom loves this place.
507
00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:54,057
-yeah, for a day or two, maybe.
508
00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:55,993
Trust me.
509
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:59,662
21 years ago,
She couldn't wait to get out.
510
00:20:01,968 --> 00:20:03,333
-you're kidding.
511
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,135
-nah.
512
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:07,705
Your mother wanted
A lot more from life
513
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,541
Than a small town like this
Had to offer.
514
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,143
-so why didn't she tell
Grandma and grandpa about it?
515
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,478
She never says a word.
516
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,315
-she used to.
517
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,817
They couldn't hear her.
518
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:24,455
Parents are like that sometimes.
519
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:27,323
-and I guess right about then,
520
00:20:27,325 --> 00:20:29,993
a few thingsstarted to fall into place.
521
00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:31,461
[ door opens ]
522
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:32,396
-hi!
523
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,164
-you're home early.
524
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,231
-yeah.
525
00:20:35,233 --> 00:20:37,034
I know.
526
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,201
-how was it?
527
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:40,938
-uh, I-it was...Fine.
528
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:44,041
But when the invitation comes
For my 30th reunion...
529
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,408
-yeah?
530
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,810
-...Let's tear it up.
531
00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,479
[ both laugh ]
532
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,413
-maybe a lot of things.
533
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,916
-how was roger?
534
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,985
-roger...
535
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:58,221
Roger's the same old jerk
He always was.
536
00:20:58,223 --> 00:20:59,890
[ both laugh ]
537
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:00,957
-ow.
538
00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:03,393
-[ laughing ]
Ooh, honey, sorry!
539
00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:06,129
-so, how was the dance?
540
00:21:06,131 --> 00:21:08,865
-actually...
541
00:21:08,867 --> 00:21:10,767
It was a little boring.
542
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,336
-but you had a good time.
543
00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:18,675
-yeah. I did.
544
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:22,279
-after all, maybe there aresome things in life
545
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,581
that just can't be changed --
546
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:27,617
a child's hopes,a parent's dreams.
547
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:31,354
-well, good night, everyone.
548
00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:33,657
-night.
549
00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:37,327
So...Did you let dad beat you?
550
00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:39,763
-just enough to make him happy.
551
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:41,165
[ chuckles ]
-thanks.
552
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:44,534
-and, maybe,when it comes to families,
553
00:21:44,536 --> 00:21:45,802
that's all for the best.
554
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,671
-why don't we take
A little walk?
555
00:21:47,673 --> 00:21:49,706
-oh, oh, jack.
What about your back?
556
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:51,575
-well, I'm down,
But I'm not out.
557
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:53,209
[ groans ]
558
00:21:53,211 --> 00:21:54,878
-no, I'll bet you're not.
559
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,179
[ both chuckle ]
560
00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:58,348
-♪ it's very clear ♪
561
00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,551
-night, son.
562
00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:01,852
[ groans ]
563
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:04,922
-♪ our love is here to stay ♪
564
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:06,690
-like they say...
565
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:08,725
growing up isn't easy,
566
00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:11,562
no matter how old you are.
567
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:15,832
it's all a matter of timeand luck.
568
00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,500
and if you're very lucky...
569
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:18,902
[ both laughing ]
570
00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:20,136
...Maybe love.
571
00:22:20,138 --> 00:22:23,373
-♪ in time,
The rockies may crumble ♪
572
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:27,644
-all I knew was,that night in that old house,
573
00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:30,614
I felt part of somethinglasting...
574
00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:31,915
[ whimpers ]
575
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:34,151
...Family...
576
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:36,352
-♪ but our love is here ♪
577
00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:38,922
-...For better or worse.
578
00:22:38,924 --> 00:22:41,591
-♪ to stay ♪
579
00:22:41,593 --> 00:22:43,793
-good night.
580
00:22:45,664 --> 00:22:47,097
[ sighs ]
581
00:22:47,099 --> 00:22:48,932
[ whimpers ]
582
00:22:52,370 --> 00:22:54,404
You're not gonna snore, are you?
583
00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:56,940
[ barking, snarling ]
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