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[ joe cocker's "With a little
Help from my friends" plays ]
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-♪ baby ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ said I'm gonna make it
With my friends ♪
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-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ oh, oh,
I'm gonna keep on tryin' ♪
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-♪ get by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ I'm gonna keep on tryin',
Now, babe ♪
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-♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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-on the afternoonof march 21, 1973,
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at exactly 2:15 p.M.,
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a rare astronomical eventoccurred --
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a total eclipse of the sun.
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as the sun, the moon,and the earth
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began to move into line...
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so did we.
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-miss corregliano, mr. Gottlieb,
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Mr. Cashion, miss lackeroo,
Miss burke.
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-so, when he called me --
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-step lively, miss lackeroo.
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We need to be at
The nierman planetarium by noon.
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-what a wiener.
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-a field trip.
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it was a chanceto bring education
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to the unwashed massesof the junior class...
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-mr. Abramson...
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-present.
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-...Like harlan abramson,
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mckinley's living monumentto polyunsaturated fats...
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-miss genaro...
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-...Or mary jo genaro.
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senior year, she becamethe first girl at mckinley
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to take her parole officerto the prom.
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-no smoking, miss genaro.
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-what was I thinking?
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-or louis lanahan.
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when mankind discovered fire,
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they hadn't quite countedon louis.
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-mr. Donlan, miss lowell.
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All right, people.
Let's get moving.
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We have a full day ahead of us.
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-and so with a cloud of smoke
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and a mighty"Heigh-ho, silver,"
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we were on our wayto the nierman planetarium --
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34 students and one teacher
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on the roadto higher education.
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[ indistinct shouting ]
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such as it was.
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-okay.
Listen up, everybody.
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I must have
Your complete attention, please.
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L-l-- gentlemen!
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Students!
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People!
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[ tires screech ]
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[ rock music plays ]
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-hey!
Kids, shut up back there!
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Turn that damn radio off!
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[ music stops ]
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Animals.
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-thank you.
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-all in all,it was a unique opportunity
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to exchange ideas outside theconfines of the classroom...
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-truth or dare?
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-truth.
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-...To expand the boundariesof higher education...
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Who's the best kisser
You've ever kissed?
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-the best?
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That would be...
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You.
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-...To go where no manhad gone before.
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-are you gonna play
For real or not?
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-we are.
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Well, I asked her
An honest question,
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And she gave me
An honest answer.
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-right!
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-I mean, no one's
Taking this seriously.
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-yeah. You can really learn
A lot from this game.
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-maybe that's what
They're afraid of.
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Right, pooh bear?
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-[ chuckles ]
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-okay. Truth or dare?
-truth.
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-make it a hard one.
-okay.
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If you had to change one thing
About me, what would it be?
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-now, of course,moments like this
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had to be handled carefully.
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-I wouldn't change a thing.
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-[ chuckles ]
Come on, kevin.
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There's got to be something
About me you want to change.
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You can tell me.
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-no. Nothing.
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-forget it.
This is a joke.
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-come on, kevin.
You can tell me.
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-well, I am.
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I mean, you're perfect.
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In fact, if I was absolutely
Forced to pick one thing,
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That would be it.
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-what would?
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-well, I'd have to say,
If anything,
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Sometimes you're too perfect.
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heh, heh.
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-too perfect?
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-uh-oh!
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-this field trip chews.
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-I told you
We should have cut today.
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-yuck.
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Look at that.
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That harlan kid's disgusting.
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What is he doing that for?
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-maybe he's dieting.
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[ both chuckle ]
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-[ sniffs ]
-ew!
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-so gross.
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-can you imagine kissing him?
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-not without barfing.
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-I wouldn't do it
For a million dollars.
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-I wouldn't do it for anything.
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-I'd do it for $30.
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-and there you had it --where ordinary mortals
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saw nothingbut a fat kid with a cupcake,
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mary jo genaro sawthe challenge of a lifetime.
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-$25.
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-yeah.
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And we're gonna need
A hickey for proof.
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-yeah, a big hickey.
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-you got it.
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-come on, pooky.
We'll show them how it's done.
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-chucky, what's the one thing
That you would change about me?
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Honestly.
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-I guess
It would have to be, um...
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Your voice.
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-what do you mean?!
What's wrong with my voice?!
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-uh, not your voice.
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Uh...Your hair.
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-you don't like my hair?!
-no, I-I like it.
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-oh, you ought to talk,
Brillo head!
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-come on, guys.
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-pooky, t-this is just a game.
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-fine! My turn! Truth or dare?
I choose truth.
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Who's the weasliest,
Most disgusting, grossest thing
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I've ever laid eyes on
In my whole entire life?!
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-maybe we shouldn't play this
Anymore.
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-I'm glad I found out
How you really feel about me!
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-pooky?
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-get out of my way!
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Move over!
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Move!
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I'm so mad, I could explode!
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-[ scoffs ]
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Can you believe those two --
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Getting upset
About a stupid game?
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-no, I can't imagine it.
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-o-kay.
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Oh, come on, winnie.
I mean, you can't be that mad.
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All I said was --
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-I heard what you said.
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In fact, I heard you perfectly.
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-all right.
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clearly it was timeto put this fire out.
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Winnie, I meant that
As a good thing.
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I mean,
You're a really nice person.
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Well -- well, I mean that
As a good thing, too.
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You're like, uh...
Mary tyler moore on tv.
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You know, perky.
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Winnie, I mean, you got to admit
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You've always been
Kind of...Well-behaved.
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I mean, there are just
Certain things you wouldn't do.
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-like what?
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-hmm.
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skipping the obvious...
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Well...
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Like that, for instance.
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But -- I mean,
It's not a bad thing.
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It's just...Who you a--
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It just --
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I mean,
You don't have to do that.
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Winnie...
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-ow!
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Okay, that does it!
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-you were saying?
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-excuse me.
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Miss cooper.
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Miss cooper, did you see
Who threw that spitball?
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-yes.
-winnie --
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-I did it.
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-[ scoffs ]
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I admire your reluctance
To turn in your fellow student.
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However...
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I will tolerate no more
Rowdy behavior on this bus!
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-pbht!
-pbht!
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-and with that quantum leapforward in human dynamics...
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we moved onto more pressing matters.
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-okay, people,
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We are making
An emergency rest stop
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For mr. Abramson, who suffers
From a nervous colon.
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[ laughter ]
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But I must ask the rest of you
To please remain in your seats
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So we can reach the planetarium
On schedule.
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-it was a thoroughly reasonablerequest.
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so, of course...
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we ignored it.
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-alice, you have
A beautiful voice!
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Like a nightingale!
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-shut up, rat-face!
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-I should have chose dare.
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-excuse me, mr. Grant,
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But I'd better go see
How rhoda's doing.
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-[ sighs ] great.
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it seemed there was somethingto be said
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for keeping higher educationconfined to the classroom.
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[ clatter ]
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'cause a little knowledgecould be a dangerous thing.
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You, uh, dropped something.
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enough cherry bombsand ash cans
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to take out an armory.
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-they're something, aren't they?
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I got a cousin
Down in north carolina.
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Keeps me supplied.
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See this baby?
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-yeah.
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It's, uh...
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Great.
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-biggest one they make.
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Beauty, ain't it?
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-great.
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I was stuck in a men's roomwith the mad bomber himself.
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-I got plans for this baby.
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Look, arnold, you seem to be
A trustworthy kind of guy.
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Do you know what's gonna happen
At exactly 2:15 today?
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-[ scoffs ] well, yeah.
There's gonna be an eclipse.
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-nah, nah, nah.
That's not all there's gonna be.
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They got a toilet
At the planetarium.
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The cherry bomb goes in...
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And then tick, tick, tick,
Tick, tick, boom!
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-maybe he was intosome sort of gestalt therapy.
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-it's no use.
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She won't even come out
Of the ladies' room.
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-remember, arnold -- 2:15 sharp.
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Cover your ears.
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[ door opens, closes ]
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-wait, I thought we just weren't
Supposed to look at the eclipse.
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-forget it, chuck.
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-what am I supposed to do?
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I should have played it safe,
Like you.
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-yeah, right.
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-excuse me.
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-harlan, right?
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Want a yodel?
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-yodel-ay-ee-hoo.
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-I was just so confused.
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I mean, there were so many
Things to choose from.
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-look, chuck,
I got my own problems, okay?
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the way I saw it,
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in the dog-eat-dog worldof scientific exploration,
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it was every man for himself.
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[ horn honking ]
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-I don't think
It looks like brillo.
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-you know, this is
Really nice of you.
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-I'm a very giving person.
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Mind if I share your seat?
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-[ clears throat ]
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Excuse me, but I was --
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-go blow, poindexter.
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-okay.
264
00:10:59,892 --> 00:11:02,526
-how about some good & plenty?
265
00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:08,533
-somebody -- now!
266
00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:11,101
I'm gonna miss the bus!
267
00:11:11,103 --> 00:11:12,603
-he better not try
To sit here, either.
268
00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:14,371
I don't want him
Anywhere near me!
269
00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:16,007
-as things turned out,
270
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:19,610
that wouldn't really bea problem.
271
00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:23,414
[ the grateful dead's "Truckin'"
Plays ]
272
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:26,550
-okay, a joke's a joke.
So let me out now.
273
00:11:26,552 --> 00:11:27,884
I'm counting to 3.
274
00:11:27,886 --> 00:11:31,222
1...2...3...
275
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,257
4! Let me out!
276
00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:36,127
-and so, in the spiritof intellectual discovery
277
00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:37,595
and personal enrichment,
278
00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:41,898
we finally reachedour destination --
279
00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:44,602
the nierman planetarium.
280
00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:50,107
-now, remember,
281
00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:53,077
We'll all meet on the lawn
Promptly at 2:00.
282
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:55,379
If any of you need
To use the restrooms,
283
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:57,481
Make sure you go before that.
284
00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:58,549
-check.
285
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,051
Tick, tick, tick, boom.
286
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,351
-the thing about this place
287
00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:03,387
Is that I always seem to learn
Something new here.
288
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,189
-you know it, pal.
289
00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:07,157
-the stage was set.
290
00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:09,727
-now, pe-- now, people,
Let's stick together, huh?
291
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,729
-the opponents werein their corners.
292
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,430
-so, what do you want to see...
293
00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:15,365
the lines were drawn.
...First?
294
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:17,101
-kevin, have you seen chuck
Anywhere?
295
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:18,469
-no!
296
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,037
-well, if you do, tell him
He better keep away from me,
297
00:12:20,039 --> 00:12:21,171
Because I don't want to see him!
298
00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:22,673
-sure. Fine.
I got to go.
299
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:23,774
-men!
300
00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:25,109
-all in all,
301
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:27,945
it promised to beone heck of an eclipse.
302
00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,680
as for chuck...
303
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,849
-[ groaning ]
304
00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:38,022
-...From now on,
305
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:40,224
he was navigatingby the seat of his pants.
306
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:41,592
-where is everybody?
307
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,328
Hey! Hey!
308
00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,898
Hello! Hello!
309
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,535
Taxi?!
310
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,972
-so, you see,
The movement of the earth
311
00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:58,309
Causes the pendulum
To knock down another peg
312
00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:01,078
Exactly every five minutes.
313
00:13:03,183 --> 00:13:04,982
-so, with eager faces,
314
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:09,220
we entered the stimulatingworld of...Astronomy.
315
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:13,090
-now, at precisely 2:00,
We'll meet on the front lawn,
316
00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:16,427
And I will hand each of you
A special viewing card.
317
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:19,363
-with the eclipse ofthe century only an hour away,
318
00:13:19,365 --> 00:13:21,665
things were really popping.
319
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:22,933
[ gum pops ]
320
00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:25,602
-what is this, anyway?
321
00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:29,606
-it's an electrical
Step transformer.
322
00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:32,043
-it's pretty creepy-looking.
323
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,177
-huh?
324
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:34,678
Oh, no!
325
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:38,382
It actually proves
Electricity is all around us.
326
00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:40,684
-you don't say.
327
00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:43,287
-electricity is at the heart
Of every chemical reaction.
328
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,589
[ laughter ]
329
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,793
-how about we hang out
Together, harlan?
330
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:52,129
-really?
331
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:54,631
-after all...
332
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:58,502
You are kind of cute.
333
00:14:01,473 --> 00:14:04,341
[ electricity buzzing ]
334
00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:09,380
-so, what do you think?
335
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,349
-well...
336
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:13,417
Well, you know --
337
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:15,819
-I know -- it's not me, right?
338
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:17,054
Whoever that is.
339
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,622
-no.
340
00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,657
Look, I love the hat.
341
00:14:20,659 --> 00:14:22,926
Here --
I'll even buy it for you.
342
00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:24,996
-kevin, don't bother.
I...
343
00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:31,268
I think I'll just...Wear it out.
344
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:35,072
-[ scoffs ] come on.
345
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,344
just one little problem here.
346
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:41,778
Oh, god.
347
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,985
-may I help you with something?
348
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:50,187
-no. We were --
349
00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:52,356
let's see.
350
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:55,259
I-I was, just, uh...
351
00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,460
let's call it...
352
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:57,461
Never mind.
353
00:14:57,463 --> 00:14:59,830
...Shoplifting.
354
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:01,065
-[ sighs ]
355
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,332
-winnie, are you crazy?!
356
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:03,634
-I don't know.
Maybe.
357
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,636
-yeah.
Well, don't do it again.
358
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,237
Next time, you might get caught.
359
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,739
-I wouldn't worry about it,
Kevin.
360
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,107
Besides, it's your turn.
361
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,142
-my turn?
-yeah.
362
00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:13,577
You know,
Now that I think about it,
363
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,012
You're pretty well-behaved
Yourself.
364
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:16,213
-oh, get out of here, winnie!
365
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:18,682
-no, you are. You're nice,
And you're sweet.
366
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,350
And to tell you the truth, well,
367
00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:23,386
You've always sort of
Reminded me of beaver cleaver.
368
00:15:23,388 --> 00:15:24,387
[ chuckles ]
369
00:15:24,389 --> 00:15:26,056
-ouch.
370
00:15:26,058 --> 00:15:28,425
Get out of here.
I do not.
371
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,461
-kevin, you know,
You talk a good game,
372
00:15:31,463 --> 00:15:33,330
But I don't see you
doing anything.
373
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:34,598
-fine.
374
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,666
What, you want me
To shoplift something?
375
00:15:36,668 --> 00:15:39,035
-hmm.
Well, I already have a hat.
376
00:15:39,037 --> 00:15:42,872
But I'm sure I'll think
Of something...Theodore.
377
00:15:42,874 --> 00:15:44,507
Bye!
378
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:52,416
-hey!
379
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:55,286
Hey!
380
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,187
Ride!
381
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:58,689
Thumb a ride!
382
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,056
[ tires screech ]
383
00:16:00,058 --> 00:16:02,092
[ chickens clucking ]
384
00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:08,165
Man!
Thanks for the ride.
385
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,433
You won't believe this,
386
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,535
But you probably
Just saved my --
387
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,438
-don't mention it.
388
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,307
[ clucking continues ]
389
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,376
-let's face it --
390
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:21,846
this eclipse was beginningto affect everybody.
391
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:24,147
-290 pounds?
392
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:26,183
Now I'm the big load.
393
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,486
Oh, I'm sorry.
394
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,688
-that's okay, mary jo.
395
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:33,624
That's an unusual name,
Isn't it?
396
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,393
-like you should talk, harlan.
397
00:16:36,395 --> 00:16:37,361
-oh, no.
398
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:40,464
I meant...It's pretty, like --
399
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:41,966
Like you.
400
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,669
-oh.
401
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,772
It's short.
402
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:49,673
-hmm?
403
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,475
-"Mary josephine."
404
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:59,583
I bet I'd weigh a ton on mars.
405
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:02,786
-attention, everybody.
It's time to assemble.
406
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:06,657
I want you to follow me
To the front lawn.
407
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,926
-no doubt about it.
-okay, right this way.
408
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:11,929
-as the moon's orbitdrew closer to the sun,
409
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:15,032
there was more going on herethan simple physics.
410
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,967
-come on.
Let's get out of here.
411
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,569
-yeah. I don't want to miss
This eclipse.
412
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:22,239
-trust me --
You won't miss it at all.
413
00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,874
-1...0.
414
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:27,244
we have lift-off.lift-off.
415
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:30,614
-meanwhile,I was on a mission of my own.
416
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:33,350
-forget it, arnold.
I work solo.
417
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:35,419
It's a lot cleaner that way.
418
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:38,388
-well...
Let me just do something.
419
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,423
I mean, it would really
Help me out with my girlfriend.
420
00:17:40,425 --> 00:17:42,058
See, she's got
This crazy idea --
421
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:45,963
-okay, okay. Maybe you could be,
Like, a lookout.
422
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:46,964
-great.
423
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,732
-but I get to flush.
424
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:49,833
-you got it.
425
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:51,735
-okay.
Let's rock 'n' roll.
426
00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,370
[ chickens clucking ]
427
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,839
-so, I guess we're
Probably getting pretty close
428
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:57,340
To the planetarium.
429
00:17:57,342 --> 00:18:00,176
[ chuckles nervously ]
430
00:18:00,178 --> 00:18:04,180
Thanks for picking me up.
431
00:18:04,182 --> 00:18:05,482
[ chuckles ]
432
00:18:05,484 --> 00:18:08,852
You know what I was
Thinking about?
433
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:11,421
You know that
"Alfred hitchcock" episode --
434
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,890
The one where this guy
435
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,459
Is picking up
All these hitchhikers?
436
00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:17,327
And he's got
This big butcher knife,
437
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:19,262
And he k--
438
00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:23,667
Never mind.
[ chuckles ]
439
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:26,636
You probably didn't see
The episode.
440
00:18:26,638 --> 00:18:28,172
Did you?
441
00:18:28,174 --> 00:18:30,908
-27 times.
442
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:34,912
[ suspenseful music plays ]
443
00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:37,480
-whoa!
444
00:18:37,482 --> 00:18:39,182
[ groaning ]
445
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:41,552
[ breathing heavily ]
446
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,753
[ sighs ]
447
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:44,888
-remember, don't look
Directly at the sun.
448
00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:46,323
Look at your cards.
449
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:49,225
-and so, with the great eventjust moments away...
450
00:18:49,227 --> 00:18:50,927
-we're all so lucky to be here.
451
00:18:50,929 --> 00:18:54,264
This is the best viewing spot
In the entire state.
452
00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:56,132
-here we are, arnold.
453
00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,535
-...Final preparationswere being made.
454
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,071
-ground zero.
Isn't it beautiful?
455
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:04,041
-one little thing --this wasn't just shoplifting.
456
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,977
-look, louis, maybe this
Isn't such a good idea.
457
00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,580
this was 10 to 20in the state pen.
458
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,248
-what's the matter, arnold?
459
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,483
You chicken?
460
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,851
-no.
461
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:17,153
Just...This whole place
Could blow up or something.
462
00:19:17,155 --> 00:19:19,890
-yeah, it's a risk.
463
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,658
-that was one way to put it.
464
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,760
Louis, let's forget about it.
465
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:27,664
-[ clucking ]
466
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,301
[ door opens ]
467
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:33,736
Uh-oh!
468
00:19:33,738 --> 00:19:37,140
-but if I was looking to bailon this whole thing...
469
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,175
No! Don't!
470
00:19:40,078 --> 00:19:43,580
...I was a tad too late.
471
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:45,516
-ugh!
472
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,751
Hey!
Come back here!
473
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,152
-and realistically speaking,
474
00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:51,822
there was about only one thingleft to do.
475
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,825
Whoa! Oh, my god!
476
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,827
-okay, here it comes.
477
00:19:56,829 --> 00:20:02,666
We're going to achieve totality
In 20...19...18...
478
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:03,600
17...
479
00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:06,136
-oh, my god.
Look at that hickey.
480
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,305
-...14...13...
481
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:10,474
-[ breathing heavily ]
482
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:13,377
-...10...9...8....
483
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,178
-alice! Pooky!
484
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,647
I made it!
485
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:20,818
-...4...3...2...1...
486
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,053
[ explosion ]
487
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,521
[ people screaming ]
488
00:20:27,459 --> 00:20:29,960
-top of the world, ma!
489
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:33,364
-there it is!
A total eclipse!
490
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:36,033
Isn't science beautiful?
491
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,068
[ bird chirping ]
492
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,573
Hello?
493
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:46,110
[ police radio chatter ]
494
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:47,444
-I guess you could say
495
00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:49,579
the laws of naturearen't always predictable.
496
00:20:49,581 --> 00:20:51,648
-well, not only did you all miss
497
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:54,985
One of the great natural events
Of the century,
498
00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:58,355
But the planetarium,
I am ashamed to tell you,
499
00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:01,959
Has now decided
To ban any future field trips
500
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,995
From mckinley high school.
-all right!
501
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:07,598
-still, when it came to mattersof cause and effect...
502
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:11,901
-I hope you're all
Very proud of yourselves.
503
00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:14,938
-...I think we managedto learn a thing or two.
504
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:18,242
perhaps that day,despite all the chaos,
505
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:22,078
there really werecosmic forces at work...
506
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,748
-I can't believe
You gave him a hickey.
507
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:28,552
-it must have been the longest
30 seconds of your life.
508
00:21:28,554 --> 00:21:30,253
-[ chuckles ]
509
00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:33,256
-shut your face, cin.
510
00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:36,093
-...Forces so powerful,so profound,
511
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:41,497
they defied all our attemptsat rational explanation.
512
00:21:41,499 --> 00:21:43,934
-and then, finally,
I jumped out of the truck,
513
00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:45,936
And I ran all the way
To the planetarium
514
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:47,604
So that I could see you --
-chuck?
515
00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:49,739
Instead of making up
These idiotic stories,
516
00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:52,375
Just be a man for once
And say that you're sorry.
517
00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:54,978
-but, I mean, I-I did.
I --
518
00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:56,714
I --
519
00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:03,119
I'm sorry, pooky.
520
00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:05,822
-I forgive you, pooh bear.
521
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:08,458
-I mean, hey,it had only taken 5,000 years
522
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,160
to understand the moon...
523
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,761
Winnie...
524
00:22:11,763 --> 00:22:13,830
...So maybewe were making progress.
525
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,165
About today --
526
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,467
-kevin, I paid for the hat.
527
00:22:19,404 --> 00:22:21,138
-I knew that.
528
00:22:23,408 --> 00:22:24,607
-♪ truckin' ♪
529
00:22:24,609 --> 00:22:27,010
♪ I'm a-goin' home ♪
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♪ whoa, whoa, baby ♪
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-then again,when it came right down to it,
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maybe we'd all learned enoughfor one day.
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-♪ ...Get back truckin' home ♪
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