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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,802 --> 00:00:05,403 [ joe cocker's "With a little Help from my friends" plays ] 2 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,251 -♪ baby ♪ 3 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:22,921 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 4 00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:25,156 -♪ said I'm gonna make it With my friends ♪ 5 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:27,859 -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,928 -♪ oh, oh, I'm gonna keep on tryin' ♪ 7 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:32,764 -♪ get by with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:35,033 -♪ I'm gonna keep on tryin', Now, babe ♪ 9 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:38,737 -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 10 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:44,041 -well, for your information, I'm not gonna act like that! 11 00:00:44,043 --> 00:00:46,177 -oh, yes, you will, ralph. 12 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:47,779 you most certainly will. 13 00:00:47,781 --> 00:00:49,914 -throughout time, 14 00:00:49,916 --> 00:00:53,517 there have been some pretty obnoxious couples, 15 00:00:53,519 --> 00:00:56,254 couples who constantly bickered... 16 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,725 ...Couples who had trouble communicating... 17 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:03,995 -[ screaming ] 18 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:06,898 -...But never, in the history of men and women, 19 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,734 had there been a couple more horrifying, 20 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,103 more terrifying than... 21 00:01:12,105 --> 00:01:14,205 -friend? 22 00:01:14,207 --> 00:01:15,840 -[ screams ] 23 00:01:15,842 --> 00:01:17,976 -I don't get it. What did I do? 24 00:01:17,978 --> 00:01:19,477 -you know exactly what you did! 25 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:20,544 -alice pedermier... 26 00:01:20,546 --> 00:01:21,646 -no, I don't know! -you do too! 27 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:23,014 -...And chuck coleman. -I do not! 28 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:24,950 You were thirsty! I brought you punch! 29 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:26,151 Shoot me in the head! 30 00:01:26,153 --> 00:01:28,420 -you know That I like ginger ale! 31 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:30,121 -I made a mistake! 32 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:33,458 -so...You don't know anything About me! 33 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:35,660 -I know everything about you. 34 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:37,896 -what color are my eyes? 35 00:01:37,898 --> 00:01:40,264 -uh... 36 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:42,967 -in the three months they'd been dating, 37 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:45,837 they'd broken up 27 times -- a class record. 38 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:48,706 -uh...Gray! 39 00:01:50,076 --> 00:01:51,943 Green! 40 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,879 Uh... 41 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:55,146 Gray-green! 42 00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:56,014 Brown! 43 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:57,983 -that's right, chuck! [ sobs ] 44 00:01:57,985 --> 00:01:59,784 -make that 28 times. 45 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,186 [ door slams ] 46 00:02:04,024 --> 00:02:06,825 -you think We should do something? 47 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:08,459 -nope. 48 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:10,728 -I mean, look at the guy. 49 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:13,598 Looks like he needs us, man. 50 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,433 -nope. 51 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:19,971 -and in situations like these, there was one cardinal rule... 52 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:23,842 -we can't just leave him Standing there, can we? 53 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:25,109 -yep. 54 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:26,911 ...Never, never... 55 00:02:26,913 --> 00:02:29,113 get in the middle of someone else's relationship. 56 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:31,048 [ johnny rivers' "Swayin' to the music" plays ] 57 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:32,884 Pookie? 58 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:35,453 They're playing our song. 59 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:36,754 -I know. 60 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:40,758 I'm ready... 61 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,595 Brown-eyes. 62 00:02:43,597 --> 00:02:45,864 -it was a tried-and-true theory -- 63 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:49,868 leave well enough alone, and things would work out. 64 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:52,203 -I'm sorry, pooky. 65 00:02:52,205 --> 00:02:53,938 -except, perhaps... 66 00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:54,939 -[ exhales sharply ] 67 00:02:54,941 --> 00:02:56,607 -...When it came to my car. 68 00:02:56,609 --> 00:02:58,109 -you got that wrench? 69 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:00,245 -yeah, here you go. 70 00:03:00,247 --> 00:03:03,314 -that winter, while everyone else was out partying, 71 00:03:03,316 --> 00:03:04,449 winnie and I... 72 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:06,284 -maybe it's the alternator. 73 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:08,186 -...Were taking auto mechanics. 74 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,620 -why do you think that? 75 00:03:09,622 --> 00:03:12,323 -'cause that's what it was Last time. 76 00:03:12,325 --> 00:03:15,260 -I'd bought the car from my grandfather for $1, 77 00:03:15,262 --> 00:03:17,862 and I was beginning to think he took me. 78 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,298 -god, I hate this car. 79 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:22,066 I hate it! 80 00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:27,071 -face it, in high school, the car made the man, 81 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:30,508 and mine was making me miserable. 82 00:03:30,510 --> 00:03:32,777 -maybe it's time you took it To the mechanic, man. 83 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:34,813 -I already did. 84 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:36,915 -what'd he say? -I don't know. 85 00:03:38,318 --> 00:03:41,853 He was, uh, laughing too hard. I couldn't understand him. 86 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:43,788 I don't know what The problem is, man. 87 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:46,290 I mean, all you need is New tires and a new body 88 00:03:46,292 --> 00:03:49,060 And a new motor. 89 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,928 -wise guy. 90 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:52,997 and if that weren't bad enough, 91 00:03:52,999 --> 00:03:56,334 I had to sit there and watch lady and the tramp. 92 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:58,703 -[ slurping ] -[ slurping ] 93 00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:00,839 -[ smooching ] 94 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,806 -[ chuckles ] 95 00:04:02,808 --> 00:04:04,975 -that is really disgusting. 96 00:04:04,977 --> 00:04:07,711 You know you guys Must have just broken, 97 00:04:07,713 --> 00:04:10,014 What, 9 or 10 health codes? 98 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:12,016 -what's the matter with him? 99 00:04:12,018 --> 00:04:13,851 -rickshaw trouble. 100 00:04:13,853 --> 00:04:15,620 Kevin's car's a lemon. 101 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:17,121 -it's not a lemon. 102 00:04:17,123 --> 00:04:20,057 It just...Needs a little work. 103 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:21,726 -well, why don't you Just get a new one? 104 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:23,461 -[ scoffs ] What, are you joking? 105 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:24,829 I can't afford a new car. 106 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:26,931 -and that's when fate stepped in. 107 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:29,166 -maybe my dad Could help you out. 108 00:04:29,168 --> 00:04:31,069 -who's your dad? 109 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:34,271 -"Pistol pete" pedermier -- The used-car cowboy? 110 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:37,441 -I didn't know that. 111 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:40,178 -it was like being in the presence of a celebrity. 112 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:43,014 -you think Maybe he could help me out? 113 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:44,449 -mm-hmm. 114 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:45,783 -[ chuckling ] are you kidding? 115 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,586 "Pistol pete" pedermier Help someone out? 116 00:04:48,588 --> 00:04:50,488 -what's that supposed to mean?! 117 00:04:50,490 --> 00:04:51,722 -nothing. 118 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:54,759 Just that he's, uh, A car salesman. 119 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:56,528 -well, what about your father? 120 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:58,830 -my father's a dry-cleaner. 121 00:04:58,832 --> 00:05:01,132 -yeah, well, my father is A pillar of the community. 122 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,166 -guys! 123 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:03,934 -I wanted to keep this on track. 124 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:07,305 -I bet my dad can get you A really good deal. 125 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,740 Do you want to go down there This afternoon? 126 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:14,278 -okay, maybe I should have known better. 127 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:17,381 -well...Maybe we could just... 128 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:19,050 Check it out. 129 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:21,152 -but it was worth a try. 130 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,021 after all, this was alice's dad -- 131 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:24,522 a pillar of the community. 132 00:05:24,524 --> 00:05:27,992 -hang on to your wallet, kev. 133 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:31,295 -I'm tellin' you, partner -- I know cars, and I know people, 134 00:05:31,297 --> 00:05:33,097 And this is the car for you! 135 00:05:33,099 --> 00:05:34,499 -or an urban cowboy. 136 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,267 -well, I'm just not sure -- 137 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:37,935 -well, I am, so come on. 138 00:05:37,937 --> 00:05:39,437 This is your chance! 139 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:41,339 -what did I tell ya? 140 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,541 -I'll give you one more minute, And then I'm walkin'. 141 00:05:43,543 --> 00:05:44,775 -well, uh... 142 00:05:44,777 --> 00:05:46,211 -I'm starting to walk... 143 00:05:46,213 --> 00:05:47,111 -but, uh, pete -- 144 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:48,646 -I'm walkin' right now. 145 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:49,647 -I'll take it! 146 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:51,249 -congratulations, partner! 147 00:05:51,251 --> 00:05:53,951 Now, you just talk to My sales manager over there, 148 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:56,054 And he'll fix you right up. 149 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,422 -daddy! 150 00:05:57,424 --> 00:06:01,692 -oh, hello, sweetheart. 151 00:06:01,694 --> 00:06:04,128 This is a pleasant surprise. 152 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:05,196 -[ grunts ] 153 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:06,764 Hi...Pete. 154 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:08,900 -who are you? 155 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:12,236 -I'm chuck. Chuck? 156 00:06:12,238 --> 00:06:13,571 Chuck coleman? 157 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:16,540 -oh. Right. 158 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:18,643 -and this is kevin arnold. 159 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:20,511 -hi, sir. 160 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:22,179 -he's looking for a car. 161 00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:24,315 -[ snorts ] howdy, partner! 162 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:26,517 You came to the right corral! 163 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:27,785 -daddy! 164 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:29,887 -sorry. 165 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:32,056 Uh, how much You looking to spend? 166 00:06:33,292 --> 00:06:36,494 -I was kind of hoping, sir, For, a... 167 00:06:36,496 --> 00:06:38,663 You know, an equal trade. 168 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:39,830 -a trade, huh? 169 00:06:39,832 --> 00:06:42,266 Well, what have you got To trade? 170 00:06:42,268 --> 00:06:44,035 -an olds. 171 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:48,873 that one. 172 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:51,175 [ thunk! Wobble! ] 173 00:06:51,177 --> 00:06:53,978 -I see. 174 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:56,380 -I told you. -daddy? 175 00:06:56,382 --> 00:06:58,949 I kind of promised kevin A good deal. 176 00:06:58,951 --> 00:07:00,184 Please, daddy? 177 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:01,619 -well... 178 00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:04,021 -but I guess even a used-car king 179 00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:07,324 couldn't resist a daughter's batting eyes. 180 00:07:07,326 --> 00:07:10,395 -all right. Come back tomorrow. 181 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:12,963 We've got a new shipment Coming in. 182 00:07:12,965 --> 00:07:14,665 -bingo. 183 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:16,267 -really? 184 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,102 -sure, kevin. [ chuckles ] 185 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:21,606 Any friend of alie's Is a friend of mine. 186 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,741 -and with that, it began to look 187 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:27,512 like this whole thing was gonna have a happy ending. 188 00:07:27,514 --> 00:07:28,913 -I got you a great deal On a car! 189 00:07:28,915 --> 00:07:30,982 -all you got me Was a lousy set of floor mats! 190 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:32,816 -those floor mats Were top-of-the-line! 191 00:07:32,818 --> 00:07:34,085 -they already fell apart! 192 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:36,087 -well, that's because You didn't use them right! 193 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:37,788 -all I did Was put my feet on them! 194 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,023 -it was like being trapped 195 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:41,125 in the middle of an excedrin commercial. 196 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,126 -...And you never did! 197 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:45,229 -it's salad oil! You can't get out salad oil! 198 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:48,499 -guys! Do you always have to Argue like this? 199 00:07:48,501 --> 00:07:50,935 -what do you mean? 200 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:53,438 -[ sighs ] never mind. 201 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,706 -after all, if they wanted to fight, 202 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:57,241 that was their business. 203 00:07:57,243 --> 00:08:00,411 me? I had more important things on my mind. 204 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,812 [ school bell rings ] 205 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,715 and so the next morning, there was nothing more to do 206 00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:07,151 but spread the word of my good fortune. 207 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,519 [ chuckles ] 208 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:10,888 winnie was gonna flip when I told her about... 209 00:08:10,890 --> 00:08:11,923 -kev! 210 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:12,990 -chuck! 211 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,759 -listen, we gotta talk! 212 00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:15,893 -but... [ zip! ] 213 00:08:15,895 --> 00:08:18,662 -[ sighs ] chuck, what is it? 214 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:20,865 -she dumped me. 215 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:22,133 [ toilet flushes ] -what?! 216 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:24,035 -she dumped me -- alice! 217 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:25,269 -why? 218 00:08:25,271 --> 00:08:26,503 -how should I know? 219 00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:29,440 She says that... 220 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:31,743 That she deserved better Than me. 221 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,911 Can you believe that? -well... 222 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:36,046 -she said she never wanted To talk to me again. 223 00:08:36,048 --> 00:08:37,648 Me! 224 00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:39,383 [ scoffs ] 225 00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:41,953 Am I not human? 226 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:45,423 Do I not bleed? 227 00:08:45,425 --> 00:08:47,992 -it was kind of tragic, really. 228 00:08:47,994 --> 00:08:49,794 -well... 229 00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:52,162 Gee, chuck, I'm -- I'm sorry. 230 00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:54,699 I mean, that's rotten. 231 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,034 -yeah. 232 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,368 And it's all your fault. 233 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:58,736 -mine? 234 00:08:58,738 --> 00:09:00,071 -yeah. 235 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:02,473 Well, I mean, I-if we wouldn't Have gone for that car, 236 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,575 Then we wouldn't have Gotten into this fight, 237 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:08,612 And I would be with my girl Right here right now! 238 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:10,047 -it was a leap of logic 239 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:13,250 only a love-struck teenager could make. 240 00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:14,986 -chuck... 241 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:17,421 I-if there's anything I can do... 242 00:09:17,423 --> 00:09:20,725 -as a matter of fact, There is. 243 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:23,093 You can forget about that car. 244 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:25,830 -what? 245 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:27,665 -well, I mean, kev... [ chuckles ] 246 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:30,301 Come on, Y-you're not gonna sit 247 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:33,204 In a pedermier car now, Are you? 248 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,572 -[ scoffs ] 249 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,307 Oh, come on, chuck. 250 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,809 I mean [scoffs] You can't be serious. 251 00:09:38,811 --> 00:09:40,645 -hey, her father hates me. 252 00:09:40,647 --> 00:09:42,780 she hates me! 253 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:47,050 I mean, doing business With them, it... 254 00:09:47,052 --> 00:09:49,987 Well, it'd be like Stabbing me in the heart. 255 00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:51,689 Right? 256 00:09:51,691 --> 00:09:55,026 -now, remember, I really needed those wheels. 257 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:58,662 so there was only one thing I could say. 258 00:09:58,664 --> 00:10:00,231 -listen... 259 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,899 Chuck, Let me just talk to her. 260 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:03,734 -n-no. That won't do any good. 261 00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:05,036 -let me just try. 262 00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:09,140 -all right. You can try. 263 00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:12,844 But it won't do any good. 264 00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:14,979 -ah, what did chuck know about women? 265 00:10:14,981 --> 00:10:17,915 she was probably pining away for him right now. 266 00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:19,083 -alice... 267 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:20,818 -I never want To see him again! 268 00:10:20,820 --> 00:10:22,954 He's scum! He's a pig! He's a rodent! 269 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,288 -shh! 270 00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:28,058 -he's a cockroach. 271 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:31,228 -on the other hand, maybe the guy had a point. 272 00:10:31,230 --> 00:10:33,864 -alice, a lot of relationships Have their ups and downs. 273 00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:37,768 -yeah? Well, this one's gone To china. It's over. 274 00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:39,903 Finished, finito, history! 275 00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:41,439 Dead. 276 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:46,811 So...When do you want to go look At my dad's cars? 277 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,212 -what? 278 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:51,048 -well, we can go this afternoon. I'm not busy. 279 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:54,251 -and the thing was, I was tempted. 280 00:10:54,253 --> 00:10:56,520 -well [exhales] 281 00:10:56,522 --> 00:10:58,255 The thing is... 282 00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:03,360 -am I not human? do I not...Bleed? 283 00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:05,529 -but... 284 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:07,898 -[ sighs ] I don't think I can. 285 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,235 -fine! Then forget it! 286 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:12,903 -shh! 287 00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:15,639 -and there went my new car. 288 00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:17,975 still, maybe it was for the best. 289 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:21,111 after all, these were not the kind of situations 290 00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:23,080 you wanted to get involved in. 291 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:25,916 -are we going to that party On friday night? 292 00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:29,086 -sure. Absolutely. 293 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:30,555 -because I was thinking, um, 294 00:11:30,557 --> 00:11:33,658 Maybe we could find somebody Who will double with us. 295 00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:36,960 -double? Why? 296 00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:40,865 -because it'd be fun, And we could go in their car. 297 00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,067 -I see. 298 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,571 -bye. 299 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,277 -terrific. 300 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:58,382 -it was embarrassing, humiliating. 301 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:01,351 suddenly, it seemed like my whole life 302 00:12:01,353 --> 00:12:04,021 was being ruined by this broken-down car. 303 00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:07,558 it was an albatross around my key ring. 304 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,293 -hey, kid. 305 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:13,230 Is that your car I keep seeing In the parking lot? 306 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,998 -I'm sure it is. 307 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,636 -looking to unload it? Huh? 308 00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,873 -uh, yeah. 309 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:26,677 -give me 10 bucks, And I'll take it off your hands. 310 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,446 [ chuckling ] 311 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,647 -get out of here. 312 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,716 Geez. -it was unbelievable. 313 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:35,319 I was gonna spend the rest of my life as a laughingstock, 314 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:36,587 a loser... 315 00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:41,992 ...Unless I did something, and soon. 316 00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:44,095 -listen. Alice. 317 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,429 -what? 318 00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,497 -about the car. 319 00:12:47,499 --> 00:12:48,266 -yes? 320 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,766 -maybe it was a mistake, 321 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:53,571 but desperate times require desperate measures. 322 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:55,539 -I changed my mind. 323 00:12:57,142 --> 00:12:59,977 -okay. Great. 324 00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:03,180 -so...I'll see you after school? 325 00:13:03,182 --> 00:13:04,348 -sure! 326 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:09,720 -and with that, my problems were solved. 327 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:17,261 or maybe they were just beginning. 328 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:24,568 -so come on down to pedermier's autoland, pardner, 329 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:27,704 for the straight-shootinest car deals in town. 330 00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:29,140 yee-hah! 331 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,741 [ gunshot ] 332 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,242 -that was a great one, daddy. 333 00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:34,045 Wasn't it, kevin? 334 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:37,715 -uh...Yeah, sure. It's...Great. 335 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:39,883 -and so, that afternoon, 336 00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,685 I found myself in the thick of it. 337 00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:44,955 -so, uh, mr. Pedermier, About that car... 338 00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:47,424 -please, son. Call me pete. 339 00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:48,926 Hell of a guy here, alice. 340 00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:51,262 You know, that other fellow Made me nervous -- 341 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,497 All that twitching And turning around. 342 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,133 [ chuckles ] Well, come along, son. 343 00:13:56,135 --> 00:13:58,902 Let's take a look at that car. 344 00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:00,971 -let's go, kevin. 345 00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:04,074 -the more I told myself I was doing the right thing, 346 00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:05,676 the more I knew I wasn't. 347 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,678 -she's right over here. 348 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,513 -after all, this was chuck's girl. 349 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,748 -alice, are you sure We should be doing this? 350 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,250 -what are you talking about? 351 00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:16,953 -well, you see -- -there she is. 352 00:14:16,955 --> 00:14:18,556 [ twinkle! ] 353 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:21,325 -gentlemen, start your engines! 354 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,060 [ engines revving ] 355 00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:26,663 -four on the floor, 55 big horses... 356 00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:29,833 Zero to 60 in one city block. 357 00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:32,536 -isn't she beautiful? 358 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,373 -yep, I wanted to say something about chuck, 359 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,808 but all I said was... 360 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,178 -I love it! 361 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:45,616 -and 10 minutes later, I was in the driver's seat. 362 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:48,886 -she's really something, Isn't she? 363 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,520 -she sure is. 364 00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:52,189 -why don't you take it out For a test spin, 365 00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:53,824 Get the feel of it? 366 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:57,495 -I could imagine going for a spin with winnie -- 367 00:14:57,497 --> 00:15:01,131 the wind in her hair, just the two of us. 368 00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:03,801 -well, let's go! 369 00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:06,036 -or...The three of us. 370 00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,538 -oh. 371 00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:11,908 Well, uh... 372 00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:14,845 You know, I thought, maybe... 373 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:17,381 I could maybe take it out... 374 00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:19,149 By myself... 375 00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:24,121 You know, Just to...Get a feel for it. 376 00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:26,757 -oh. -oh. 377 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:30,427 -there should have been a law against faces that sad. 378 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:35,399 -or...You know, we could... 379 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:38,235 both take it for a spin Or something. 380 00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:41,105 -great! -great! 381 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,140 -and so we were off. 382 00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:46,043 after all, alice did help me. 383 00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:47,644 -it really moves, doesn't it? 384 00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:49,180 -yeah. 385 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,950 -we were just two friends -- two friends out for a ride. 386 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,752 -you're a really good driver. 387 00:15:55,754 --> 00:15:57,388 -thanks. 388 00:15:57,390 --> 00:16:01,425 -friends enjoying each other's company. 389 00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:06,196 maybe a little too much. 390 00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:10,901 -well, uh, you know, I-it's time we better head back. 391 00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,503 -why? It's still early. 392 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:13,804 -but -- 393 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,106 -come on! This is fun! 394 00:16:16,108 --> 00:16:18,676 -okay, maybe I was just imagining things, 395 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,912 but it seemed clear it was time for a little talk. 396 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:28,185 maybe I'd ease into it with some friendly banter. 397 00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:30,654 -this car's really somethin'. 398 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,958 -but it took two to banter. 399 00:16:36,094 --> 00:16:38,796 -you're really something. 400 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,398 -oh, god. it was worse than I thought. 401 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,200 -well... 402 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:45,369 Lots of people Are really somethin'. 403 00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,972 -I mean, You're really somethin'... 404 00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:54,311 And, chuck -- well, chuck -- He's really somethin'. 405 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:56,413 -chuck's a twerp! 406 00:16:56,415 --> 00:17:00,284 -and then I heard the 24 words I dreaded most. 407 00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:03,020 -kevin? 408 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,656 Maybe I shouldn't be Saying this... 409 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,957 -that was seven of them. 410 00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:11,662 -I mean, It's kind of hard to admit... 411 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:14,064 -that was eight more. 412 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:17,301 -...But I have always had A crush on you. 413 00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:20,103 -and that made the dreaded 24. 414 00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:21,839 [ engine backfires ] -alice... 415 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:24,374 -it was from the first time I saw you. 416 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,576 Remember, you opened The boys' room door, 417 00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:28,578 And I accidentally Bumped into it? 418 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:31,248 And you went on and on About how sorry you were? 419 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:34,751 -I didn't have a clue. 420 00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:36,486 -'course I remember. 421 00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:37,721 -[ chuckles ] 422 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,057 -but it's just... 423 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,192 The way things are now. 424 00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:44,929 I mean, there's winnie, and -- 425 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,297 -kevin? 426 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:49,200 When you're in love, 427 00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:52,569 You can't let anything Stand in your way. 428 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:55,339 -there comes a time when you have to be honest, 429 00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:58,108 when you have to lay it all on the line, 430 00:17:58,110 --> 00:18:00,276 no matter how much it hurts. 431 00:18:00,278 --> 00:18:02,112 Listen, alice... 432 00:18:02,114 --> 00:18:04,748 I like you. 433 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,884 A lot. 434 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,218 But... 435 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,486 -oh, kevin! 436 00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,888 I'm so happy! I thought you felt that way! 437 00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:15,091 -it was about as bad as things could get. 438 00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:18,362 and then it got worse. 439 00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:19,663 -you mean everything to me. 440 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,933 -oh, my god! 441 00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:25,568 Chuck! 442 00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:27,704 She doesn't mean anything To me, chuck! 443 00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:29,940 Believe me, chuck -- nothing! 444 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,209 -[ sobs ] -nothing! 445 00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,910 S-she doesn't mean anything To me -- 446 00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:35,179 Chuck! [ tires screech ] 447 00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:36,613 Nothing! 448 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,949 -she -- -[ sobbing ] 449 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,218 -chuck! 450 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,386 Nothing! Chuck! 451 00:18:43,388 --> 00:18:44,955 -at that moment, 452 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,724 my only thought was to get out of there, fast. 453 00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:49,359 [ engine sputters ] 454 00:18:49,361 --> 00:18:51,328 [ horn honks ] 455 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:54,698 -unfortunately, the car wouldn't cooperate. 456 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,965 [ horns honking ] 457 00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:58,067 -what's wrong With this thing, anyway? 458 00:18:58,069 --> 00:18:59,770 -[ sobbing ] It's the alternator. 459 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,004 -and there it was -- 460 00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:03,239 an evening full of broken friendships, 461 00:19:03,241 --> 00:19:05,909 [ engine backfires ] broken cars... 462 00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:08,245 and broken hearts. 463 00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:11,080 -[ sobbing ] 464 00:19:11,082 --> 00:19:13,483 -I don't know what hurt more -- 465 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,420 finding out my new car was a lemon 466 00:19:16,422 --> 00:19:18,455 or that I was. 467 00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:20,223 -[ sobbing ] 468 00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:25,128 -and that next day, 469 00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:27,430 no matter how much I tried to avoid it, 470 00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:31,201 I was gonna have to face the music. 471 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:34,505 an angry suitor. a jilted lover. 472 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,272 a friend betrayed. 473 00:19:36,274 --> 00:19:37,875 -uh... 474 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:39,743 Chuck? 475 00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:42,145 -hey! Kevo! 476 00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:43,981 What do ya say? 477 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,316 -uh... 478 00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:48,519 -great day, huh? 479 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,886 [ book thuds ] 480 00:19:49,888 --> 00:19:52,021 -yeah. 481 00:19:52,023 --> 00:19:53,357 -amazing. 482 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,159 for a man who had been practically suicidal, 483 00:19:56,161 --> 00:19:58,462 this guy was looking decidedly chipper. 484 00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,497 -listen, chuck, uh... 485 00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,933 About last night... 486 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:06,269 -eh...Don't worry about it. 487 00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:07,570 [ book thuds ] 488 00:20:07,572 --> 00:20:10,507 I mean, I understand. 489 00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:11,508 -you do? 490 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:12,709 -yeah. 491 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:15,746 Alice told me the whole story. 492 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:16,880 [ book thuds ] 493 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:17,847 -she did? 494 00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:19,048 -yeah. 495 00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:22,152 -she told me...How, uh... 496 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,087 You told her that... 497 00:20:24,089 --> 00:20:26,890 You had this crush on her For all these years 498 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:30,193 And that, you know, You were just using the car 499 00:20:30,195 --> 00:20:31,995 To get closer and everything. 500 00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,499 I mean, actually, It's kind of pathetic. 501 00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:37,968 'cause, you know, All you had to do 502 00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,236 Was tell me how you felt. 503 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,306 But no -- you had to go Behind my back instead. 504 00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:45,842 [ books slamming ] 505 00:20:47,112 --> 00:20:50,080 Not that I blame you. I mean, really... 506 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,849 Who could resist A girl like alice? 507 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:55,118 Right? 508 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,387 -and that's when I realized -- 509 00:20:57,389 --> 00:21:01,024 when it comes to love, there is no truth. 510 00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:02,192 -e-exactly. 511 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,326 [ locker door slams ] 512 00:21:04,496 --> 00:21:05,862 -chuck? 513 00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:09,299 Hi, pooky. 514 00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:10,900 -hey. 515 00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:14,671 -[ chuckles ] 516 00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:19,576 So, uh, I guess Everything's okay now, right? 517 00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:21,278 -yeah. 518 00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:28,485 Except for, uh... 519 00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:30,220 One thing. 520 00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:31,354 -the weird thing was, 521 00:21:31,356 --> 00:21:33,457 I actually thought he was gonna thank me 522 00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:36,226 for bringing them back together. 523 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,164 -are you okay, pooky? 524 00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:43,767 -I'm fine, sweet potato. 525 00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:45,869 -bye, kev. 526 00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:48,305 -you want to go out tonight? 527 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,606 -yeah. Sure. 528 00:21:53,044 --> 00:21:55,546 -♪ it's late at night And we're all alone... ♪ 529 00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,714 -I never did get that car. 530 00:21:57,716 --> 00:22:01,185 I got my old one back from pistol pete. 531 00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:05,122 but I guess I did learn a few things from this mess. 532 00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:09,259 when it comes to couples, mind your own business. 533 00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:13,430 when it comes to women, you'll never understand them. 534 00:22:13,432 --> 00:22:14,798 -♪ ...With the lights down low ♪ 535 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,100 -and, when it comes to cars... 536 00:22:17,102 --> 00:22:20,103 -all right. I'll have this fixed In a minute. 537 00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:21,472 -sure. 538 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:23,474 -...Always bring a wrench. 539 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:27,077 -♪ just me and my girl ♪ 540 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:32,649 ♪ slow dancin', Swayin' to the music ♪ 541 00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:35,318 ♪ no one else In the whole wide world ♪ 542 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:38,389 [ horn honking, People cheering ] 543 00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:40,323 -I guess we're gonna miss The party. 544 00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:43,326 -♪ just you, girl ♪ 545 00:22:43,328 --> 00:22:46,363 -hey, arnold! Get a horse! 546 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,731 [ laughs ] 547 00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:52,335 -♪ and we just flow Together... ♪ 38482

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