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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,535 --> 00:00:05,403 [ joe cocker's "With a little Help from my friends" plays ] 2 00:00:19,119 --> 00:00:20,318 -♪ baby ♪ 3 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,854 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 4 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,123 -♪ said I'm gonna make it With my friends ♪ 5 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:27,859 -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,927 -♪ oh, oh, I'm gonna keep on tryin' ♪ 7 00:00:29,929 --> 00:00:32,797 -♪ get by with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:35,066 -♪ I'm gonna keep on tryin', Now, babe ♪ 9 00:00:35,068 --> 00:00:38,737 -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 10 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:46,878 -over the years, a family develops a kind of character, 11 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:50,015 a sense of heritage, a feeling of roots. 12 00:00:50,017 --> 00:00:51,983 for my family, those roots 13 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:55,186 extended all the way to the back of our garage. 14 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:57,689 it was kind of our plymouth rock. 15 00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:00,025 -hey, look at this. The old place mats. 16 00:01:00,027 --> 00:01:01,726 These would be great If we have a dinner party. 17 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,194 -yeah, great. 18 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:05,797 -remember these? -those are mine! 19 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:07,032 -bonnie will love these In the kid's room. 20 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:09,534 -hey, but -- thanks. 21 00:01:09,536 --> 00:01:12,003 -the final week of 1972. 22 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:15,339 where I lived, it was a time of change, 23 00:01:15,341 --> 00:01:17,809 most particularly in the person of... 24 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:20,211 -wow. Curtains. [ chuckles ] 25 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:21,446 -...My new brother. 26 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:24,049 sure, maybe this looked like the same doofus 27 00:01:24,051 --> 00:01:26,351 I'd shared a room with for 15 years, 28 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:28,954 but in one way, he was different. 29 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:31,689 -will you look at this pattern, Huh? 30 00:01:31,691 --> 00:01:33,925 -wayne was in love. 31 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,159 -[ sighs ] 32 00:01:35,161 --> 00:01:37,295 Come on. Let's show bonnie. 33 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:42,733 -and somehow our garage was never gonna be the same again. 34 00:01:42,735 --> 00:01:45,003 -hey, look at these! 35 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:46,404 This stuff's great! 36 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:49,640 -not that I begrudged the guy his good fortune. 37 00:01:49,642 --> 00:01:54,145 after all, he'd found the girl of his dreams. 38 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:55,747 -these are nice, wayne. 39 00:01:55,749 --> 00:02:00,418 -bonnie douglas -- 23, divorced, and mother of one. 40 00:02:00,420 --> 00:02:01,986 -you sure it's all right If we take all this? 41 00:02:01,988 --> 00:02:02,987 -oh, of course it is. 42 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:05,757 -yeah. Of course it is. 43 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:06,925 Uh, peekaboo! 44 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:08,159 [ baby crying ] 45 00:02:08,161 --> 00:02:10,328 -oh. Oh, oh, oh, sweetheart. 46 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:11,830 -w-what did I do? 47 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:14,398 -but it wasn't what he'd done that was so perplexing. 48 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,068 it was how he was doing it. 49 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:20,071 -honey, you know, You're looking awfully thin. 50 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:22,206 Are you sure you're getting Enough rest? 51 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:23,942 -still working two shifts At the plant, 52 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:25,476 He doesn't have time To sleep. 53 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:29,480 -besides... Who says I want to sleep? 54 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:33,417 -god. 55 00:02:33,419 --> 00:02:36,154 -wayne, a little help here. 56 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,321 -oh, yeah. 57 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:39,824 Well, put it in backseat. Don't break anything. 58 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,426 -gotcha. 59 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:44,596 -okay, there. This is the cutest little baby. 60 00:02:44,598 --> 00:02:46,097 Look at those eyes. 61 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:48,533 What a handsome, Handsome boy. 62 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:51,903 -yeah. Hell of a lot better Looking than his old man. 63 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:55,806 -which, around my house, was kind of a sore subject. 64 00:02:55,808 --> 00:02:59,344 -has, uh, james Been calling again? 65 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,146 -well, no. 66 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:04,215 A couple times, But, you know, just to say hi. 67 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:05,850 -oh. 68 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:09,387 -mom, don't worry. I mean, the guy's a jerk. 69 00:03:09,389 --> 00:03:11,723 Come on. We got to go. 70 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,091 -and there it was. 71 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:15,893 almost overnight, wayne had changed. 72 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:19,297 he'd become a picture of patience, sacrifice... 73 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:22,633 -so, can I give you a buck For your help, huh? 74 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:24,235 -...Generosity. 75 00:03:24,237 --> 00:03:25,503 -hang on to it. 76 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:27,038 -suit yourself. 77 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,307 I'm going For the night shift. 78 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:33,411 -it was almost ironic. 79 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:36,547 my no-good, layabout brother had become... 80 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:38,382 a devoted family man. 81 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:42,053 as opposed to say...Me -- 82 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,656 a man devoted to avoiding his family... 83 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,590 -hut! Hut! Hike! 84 00:03:46,592 --> 00:03:49,027 -...No matter what the cost. 85 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:50,294 -all right, back. Back. 86 00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:52,063 in the first 10 days of christmas recess, 87 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,165 I'd participated in 13 88 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:58,503 semiorganized, semisuicidal touch football games. 89 00:03:58,505 --> 00:04:01,773 -geez. This ground is rock-solid. 90 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:04,241 -[ groans ] I think I broke something. 91 00:04:04,243 --> 00:04:05,743 -what are we doing here? 92 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:07,879 -of course, the reason was obvious. 93 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:10,047 -got you out of the house, Didn't it? 94 00:04:10,049 --> 00:04:13,317 -he's right. Come on, guys, let's huddle up. 95 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:15,653 -at 16, we were men on the run, 96 00:04:15,655 --> 00:04:18,189 fleeing house, home, and parents. 97 00:04:18,191 --> 00:04:21,559 afraid of nothing, except maybe... 98 00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:23,695 -what are you guys doing For new year's eve? 99 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:26,063 -serving drinks At my parents' party. You? 100 00:04:26,065 --> 00:04:28,399 -my uncle's showing Home movies. 101 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:30,067 -new year's eve -- 102 00:04:30,069 --> 00:04:33,738 the nightmare of family togetherness. 103 00:04:33,740 --> 00:04:36,841 -hey, you know, eddie putnam's Having a big party. 104 00:04:36,843 --> 00:04:40,078 Yeah, at his parents' ski condo In the mountains. 105 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:41,912 -yeah? -yeah. 106 00:04:41,914 --> 00:04:45,216 Plus, eddie's folks are gonna be Out of town, in aruba. 107 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:48,119 -it was an image to warm the heart 108 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,321 of any red-blooded adolescent. 109 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:54,092 a beacon of romance, revelry, freedom... 110 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:56,961 [ "Somewhere, my love" plays ] 111 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:00,198 ...A moonlit night... 112 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:04,102 eddie putnam's dad's ski condo... 113 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:05,570 and winnie. 114 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:09,107 [ music continues ] 115 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:11,375 -happy new year. 116 00:05:11,377 --> 00:05:13,745 -happy new year. 117 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:21,219 -and suddenly, from the ashes of christmas at home, 118 00:05:21,221 --> 00:05:23,021 a new hope arose, 119 00:05:23,023 --> 00:05:25,056 a new year's inspiration. 120 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:30,862 and all of it just two hours by car. 121 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:33,164 -all right, I'm going. Count me in. 122 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:35,100 Everyone, long. Ready? 123 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,300 -break! -break! 124 00:05:36,302 --> 00:05:38,536 -and with that, the plan was set -- 125 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:41,805 a new year's blowout with all the trimmings. 126 00:05:41,807 --> 00:05:43,440 -down. Set. 127 00:05:43,442 --> 00:05:45,076 Hut-hut! 128 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:47,946 -and nothing could stand in my way, except... 129 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,414 -a party? 130 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:50,815 -[ grunts ] 131 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:53,284 -at a ski lodge? 132 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:55,085 -...Just one little hitch. 133 00:05:55,087 --> 00:05:59,691 -well, It's not exactly a lodge, 134 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,426 And -- and it's not really A party. 135 00:06:02,428 --> 00:06:03,595 Just... 136 00:06:03,597 --> 00:06:05,229 -the bash of the century. 137 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:07,331 -...A get-together, you know? 138 00:06:07,333 --> 00:06:10,234 -they're not gonna have beer, Are they? 139 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:13,604 -mom, come on. Beer? 140 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:17,141 -totally ridiculous. 141 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:18,609 -so, what do you say? 142 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:21,112 -well... 143 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,980 I guess it would be okay. 144 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:24,849 -great. 145 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:27,585 -except we already have plans For new year's eve. 146 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:28,519 -"We"? 147 00:06:28,521 --> 00:06:29,653 -we do? 148 00:06:29,655 --> 00:06:32,323 -your brother's taking us All out to dinner. 149 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:36,027 The whole family, Including winnie. 150 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:37,595 -what? 151 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:41,198 -isn't that sweet? He wants it to be his treat. 152 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:44,334 -well, that's great, But I'm gon-- 153 00:06:44,336 --> 00:06:47,371 -you know, I think this is Really important to wayne. 154 00:06:47,373 --> 00:06:49,006 He's been working so hard, 155 00:06:49,008 --> 00:06:53,110 Knocking himself out For bonnie and the baby. 156 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:54,846 -yeah, well... 157 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:56,848 Thanks, but no thanks. 158 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,082 -kevin! 159 00:06:58,084 --> 00:06:59,883 -mom! 160 00:06:59,885 --> 00:07:03,154 -hmm. clearly, we were at an impasse. 161 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:04,622 so faced with a tough decision, 162 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:07,691 mom did what any fair-minded parent would do. 163 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:10,929 -why don't you ask your father, Honey? 164 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:12,363 -ask me what? 165 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:14,665 -listen, dad, about That new year's eve thing -- 166 00:07:14,667 --> 00:07:16,600 -you're going, And that's that. 167 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:18,636 -so much for fair-mindedness. 168 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:20,405 -bye, honey. 169 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:25,943 -I'd been set up, sold out, and shipped down the river. 170 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:28,746 so with new year's eve fast approaching, 171 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:31,482 I knew my only hope was to look to a higher source. 172 00:07:31,484 --> 00:07:34,518 -wayne, why can't the family Just get together another night? 173 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:37,454 -because holidays are a time For family. 174 00:07:37,456 --> 00:07:38,522 -yeah. 175 00:07:38,524 --> 00:07:39,890 -ow! These clothes are hot. 176 00:07:39,892 --> 00:07:41,158 -wayne! 177 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:44,461 -besides, I thought it'd be A nice thing to do. 178 00:07:44,463 --> 00:07:45,930 -geez, who was this guy? 179 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:48,699 and what had he done with my brother? 180 00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:50,935 -look, I've got other things To do on new year's eve. 181 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:52,103 And I was just thinking 182 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,038 That the family Could hang out without me. 183 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,439 -"Hang out"? 184 00:07:55,441 --> 00:07:58,242 We're not just hanging out. 185 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:00,411 We're going to A supper club. 186 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:02,914 -a supper club? 187 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:04,782 -god, it was worse than I thought. 188 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:06,217 -oh, yeah! 189 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:09,053 Dinner and a show, Maybe a comedian or something. 190 00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:11,388 I reserved us a table Right up front. 191 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:14,959 Can you give me a hand folding These before bonnie gets here? 192 00:08:14,961 --> 00:08:16,260 -okay, then. 193 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:19,864 maybe it was time to take a different tack. 194 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:24,034 -boy...That must be setting You back a few bucks. 195 00:08:24,036 --> 00:08:28,005 You know, I hear those Supper clubs cost a bundle. 196 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:30,708 -hey, what's money if you don't Have people to spend it on, huh? 197 00:08:30,710 --> 00:08:32,276 -and that's when it hit me. 198 00:08:32,278 --> 00:08:34,912 this wasn't love. this was insanity. 199 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:37,080 -besides... 200 00:08:37,082 --> 00:08:40,250 It wouldn't be the same Without you there, son. 201 00:08:40,252 --> 00:08:42,252 -son? -son? 202 00:08:42,254 --> 00:08:44,355 -okay, enough was enough. 203 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:46,424 -look, wayne, Number one, I'm not your son. 204 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:48,926 And number two, I don't want To spend new year's eve 205 00:08:48,928 --> 00:08:50,894 In a stupid supper club. 206 00:08:50,896 --> 00:08:52,162 -you don't? 207 00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:53,698 -no! That's what I'm saying! 208 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,832 -well... 209 00:08:54,834 --> 00:08:56,734 -sure, maybe it was selfish, 210 00:08:56,736 --> 00:09:00,437 but under the circumstances -- absolutely necessary. 211 00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:05,243 -hey. I'm sorry I'm late. 212 00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,478 -oh, that's okay. You get caught up? 213 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,813 -kind of. I saw james. 214 00:09:09,815 --> 00:09:11,749 -whoops. 215 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:12,850 -what'd he want? 216 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:14,484 -"What did he want?" -- The same old thing, 217 00:09:14,486 --> 00:09:17,321 To hash everything out We've been through Like a hundred times. 218 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:19,090 I'm shopping, I'm having a good time, 219 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,524 And I come Out of the store, 220 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:22,359 And he's sitting there, Waiting for me. 221 00:09:22,361 --> 00:09:24,228 -why? W-what? Is he following you? 222 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,931 I'm gonna kill this guy! You know, I'm sick -- 223 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:30,033 -wayne, don't worry. I set him straight for good. 224 00:09:30,035 --> 00:09:32,670 I told him it's over Like 20 times. 225 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:35,039 -are you sure? 226 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:37,274 -definitely. 227 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:43,915 -and there you had it -- love at the laundromat. 228 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,250 two kids working it out... 229 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:48,486 and one kid making his getaway. 230 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:51,455 -so, kevin, we gonna see you On new year's eve? 231 00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:54,125 -what? 232 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:55,226 -rats. 233 00:09:58,298 --> 00:10:02,233 -well, you know, I was just Talking with wayne -- 234 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:05,402 -don't worry. He's gonna be there. 235 00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:06,804 -but I thought -- 236 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:09,006 -it would mean a lot to us, Kevin. 237 00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:10,842 Right, honey? 238 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:16,547 -and with that kiss, there went my night of revelry. 239 00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:19,750 there went eddie putnam's dad's ski condo. 240 00:10:19,752 --> 00:10:22,587 -see you there! 241 00:10:22,589 --> 00:10:27,225 -and in its place, I was left with just one thought -- 242 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:31,829 new year's eve was gonna be one long night. 243 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:33,731 [ whistle blows ] 244 00:10:33,733 --> 00:10:35,199 -secondary. 245 00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:37,634 -everybody on this field's a hitter today. 246 00:10:37,636 --> 00:10:41,939 -december 31, the final day of 1972. 247 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:44,642 bands were playing, crowds were cheering, 248 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,745 teenagers were sulking... 249 00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:50,247 big-time. 250 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:54,952 -so, what do you think? 251 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:57,155 -about what? 252 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,622 -my new suit. 253 00:10:58,624 --> 00:11:01,025 Pretty sharp, huh? 254 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,494 -you bought a new suit? 255 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,063 -yeah! I want to look good for tonight. 256 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:08,365 You don't think It's too, uh -- 257 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:10,100 -wayne, you're blocking the tv. 258 00:11:10,102 --> 00:11:11,401 -oh. Sorry. 259 00:11:11,403 --> 00:11:14,271 -great. It wasn't bad enough I was stuck in the house. 260 00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:18,575 now I had to share it with a love-struck clotheshorse. 261 00:11:18,577 --> 00:11:20,611 -oh, maybe dad Has a better tie. 262 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:23,514 -wayne, look. About tonight -- 263 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,782 -hey, you don't have To say a word. 264 00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:25,950 I know what you're thinking. 265 00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:26,918 -you do? 266 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,687 -sure! You don't have to wear a suit. 267 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,656 Jacket and tie Will do just fine. 268 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:32,857 Okay, buddy? 269 00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,125 -uh-huh. 270 00:11:35,127 --> 00:11:37,662 -[ singing indistinctly ] 271 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:40,197 -so, while the rest of my teenage world was heading off 272 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:43,233 for a new year's bash in the snow-covered north, 273 00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:45,235 I was doomed to a night of... 274 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:48,038 [ indistinct conversation, Baby cooing ] 275 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,207 ...Family. 276 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,576 [ laughter ] 277 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,277 -I remember The first new year's eve 278 00:11:53,279 --> 00:11:54,845 That jack and I Spent together. 279 00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:57,482 I was 19 and we had dinner With your parents 280 00:11:57,484 --> 00:11:59,484 You remember? -yeah, I remember. 281 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:02,452 -yeah, this was homey. 282 00:12:02,454 --> 00:12:06,056 -I just think it's so great What you have here. 283 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:07,825 The two of you... 284 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:09,993 The history you have... 285 00:12:09,995 --> 00:12:12,096 How much you love your kids. 286 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:15,732 -well...That's what We're here for. 287 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:17,401 Right? 288 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,702 -right. 289 00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:21,572 -gimme a break. 290 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,974 -[ baby voice ] And david's gonna have 291 00:12:23,976 --> 00:12:25,543 His first new year's eve! 292 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:27,411 Isn't he? 293 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,780 Isn't he? 294 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:32,783 -god. 295 00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:35,453 -okay! Let's get a move on! 296 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,353 See ya there. 297 00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:38,122 -you want to take him? All right. 298 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:41,258 -wayne, you sure I can't help You out with the bill tonight? 299 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,060 -sorry, dad. Tonight's my treat. 300 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:45,363 It's gonna be a night You'll never forget. 301 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,198 Right, kev-bo? 302 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,534 -which, as it happened, was exactly what I was afraid of. 303 00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:51,568 -see ya there! 304 00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:53,704 -bye! 305 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:56,440 -and so there was nothing to do but roll out the barrels 306 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,009 and start the fun. 307 00:12:59,011 --> 00:13:03,013 I mean, hey, how bad could it be? 308 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:06,617 [ hawaiian music plays ] 309 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,686 [ indistinct conversations ] 310 00:13:24,436 --> 00:13:27,905 -it's happy new year time! 311 00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:31,075 -by 9:15, it was clear this was gonna be 312 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:34,678 the worst new year's eve in history -- bar none. 313 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,847 -I'll tell ya, I wouldn't mind Having those girls 314 00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:38,916 At my next luau, If you know what I mean. 315 00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:40,417 [ rim shot ] 316 00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:42,686 -he's funny, isn't he? 317 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:44,355 -yeah, a riot. 318 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,156 -I feel like I'm on location With jack lord. 319 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,725 [ rim shot ] 320 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:51,596 -but it wasn't just the bad jokes and the stupid hats 321 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:53,898 and the god-awful music that were gnawing at me. 322 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,032 -did ya hear the one About the peanut... 323 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,900 -there was something missing here. 324 00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,001 something like... 325 00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:59,637 -dad, where's wayne? 326 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,906 -got me. Probably hit traffic. 327 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:03,407 -what, For an hour and a half? 328 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,209 -don't worry, honey. He'll be here. 329 00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:07,278 This is his night. 330 00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:11,649 -but I wasn't so sure. 331 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:15,152 -I bet he went someplace good, Like a party. 332 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,387 -kevin, will you stop? 333 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,622 Why don't you just relax And have fun? 334 00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,090 -okay, ladies and gentlemen, 335 00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:22,359 Now we got a very special treat For you! 336 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,028 Straight from god know where, 337 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,830 Zanic -- let's hear it! -- The magnificent! 338 00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:29,466 Oho! Here we go! 339 00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:31,902 -that's it. I'm calling wayne. 340 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,070 -kevin. 341 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,639 but I'd had it. I was out of there. 342 00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:41,779 [ audience "Oohs" ] 343 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:44,481 -thank you. -look at that. 344 00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:46,017 [ applause ] 345 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:50,487 -you know what I need from The audience is a volunteer. 346 00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:52,156 How about you, sir? 347 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:53,357 -no, I -- no. 348 00:14:53,359 --> 00:14:54,925 -oh, go on, jack. 349 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,793 You love magic. -no, I -- 350 00:14:56,795 --> 00:14:58,428 -go on. -actually, I insist. 351 00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:00,397 [ cheers and applause ] 352 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,665 -ah, well. 353 00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,501 like they say, a bird on the head... 354 00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:06,904 -come on, butthead. Pick up. 355 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,173 -but wayne was still unaccounted for. 356 00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:11,609 -[ sighs ] 357 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:12,943 Great. 358 00:15:12,945 --> 00:15:14,211 -face it. 359 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:16,847 this whole evening was one colossal bust. 360 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:22,620 -bonnie? 361 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,290 You're late. 362 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:27,925 -kevin, hi. 363 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,429 -the way she was dressed made me glad I hadn't worn a tux. 364 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,763 -is your family here? 365 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,700 -well, they're inside. Aren't you gonna come in? 366 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,635 -is -- is wayne here? 367 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,737 -no. 368 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,638 Isn't he with you? 369 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:42,706 -no. 370 00:15:42,708 --> 00:15:45,009 -what happened? 371 00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:48,012 What, he spill something On his suit? 372 00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:53,050 -but suddenly I had the feeling this wasn't about haberdashery. 373 00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:56,787 -I was hoping he was here. He was so upset when he left. 374 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:59,456 -he left? 375 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,092 What do you mean, he left? 376 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:05,061 -kevin, wayne and I split up. 377 00:16:05,063 --> 00:16:06,863 -what? 378 00:16:06,865 --> 00:16:08,598 -it's not that I don't love him. 379 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:12,169 I mean, he came into my life, And he's done so much for me 380 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:14,638 And you see how great he is With david. 381 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,006 -but -- -it's just I saw james, 382 00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:19,510 And I didn't think I'd feel anything. 383 00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:24,214 -oh. 384 00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:26,750 -it was weird. 385 00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:31,555 there we were -- some phony magician harassing my dad 386 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:34,625 while my brother's whole life was coming apart. 387 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:39,263 -maybe I shouldn't have Told him tonight. 388 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,200 God, you really must hate me, Huh? 389 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:46,803 Not to mention your folks -- What they're gonna think of me. 390 00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:49,973 -but if she'd come looking for forgiveness... 391 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:53,310 -I'm sorry. 392 00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:55,179 I really am. 393 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,915 But not for you. 394 00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:06,223 -yeah. 395 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,831 -kevin, You don't want to miss this. 396 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:17,434 They're about to saw Your father in half. 397 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:21,672 -and now, ladies and gentlemen, For my finale -- 398 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:26,109 Sawing a human body in half. 399 00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:29,947 -but somehow I knew I couldn't stay to pick up the pieces. 400 00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:33,350 -kevin, is everything all right? 401 00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:35,719 -no. 402 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,788 We got to find wayne. 403 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:45,062 -that night, we looked for wayne everywhere -- 404 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,532 bonnie's house, our house, 405 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:51,969 six coffee shops, four bars, 406 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:54,805 even the bowling alley. 407 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,807 but he was nowhere. 408 00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,576 it was like he vanished. 409 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,879 and then just when we were ready to give up... 410 00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:04,515 -isn't that wayne's car? 411 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,915 -where? 412 00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:09,686 -...We found him. 413 00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:11,789 -yeah, that's it. 414 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,131 -maybe you should go in alone. 415 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:23,467 -yeah. 416 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,440 I wasn't quite sure what to expect. 417 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:33,043 for some reason, I'd never actually hung out 418 00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:37,313 at a laundromat on new year's eve. 419 00:18:37,315 --> 00:18:40,216 so I tried to prepare myself for the worst -- 420 00:18:40,218 --> 00:18:43,654 an outraged maniac, a jilted slob... 421 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,789 -he sets! He shoots! 422 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,125 Yah! 423 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,360 -...Or just a guy in a bad suit 424 00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:52,362 tossing socks at a washing machine. 425 00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:53,564 -wayne? 426 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:56,867 -hey, butthead! 427 00:18:56,869 --> 00:19:00,136 Fancy meeting you here, huh? [ chuckles ] 428 00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:01,271 Catch. 429 00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:04,241 Thataway. 430 00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:06,810 You missed it. I sank 16 in a row. 431 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,213 16! 432 00:19:09,215 --> 00:19:11,114 Okay, seven. 433 00:19:11,116 --> 00:19:13,850 All the people that were here Doing laundry earlier 434 00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,719 Were very impressed. 435 00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:18,888 You'd be surprised how many People save their laundry 436 00:19:18,890 --> 00:19:21,592 For the major holidays. 437 00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:24,828 [ chuckles ] 438 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:29,466 Is it me, or am I the only one Talking here? 439 00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:33,169 -you know, we missed you At the dinner club. 440 00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:35,873 -oh, yeah? How'd it go? 441 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,708 -good. 442 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,978 They had a m-magician. 443 00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:44,047 -sounds like hell. 444 00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:46,016 -kind of. 445 00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:50,787 [ clears throat ] Listen, uh... 446 00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:52,422 I heard about what happened. 447 00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:56,260 -yeah. Me too. 448 00:20:02,468 --> 00:20:04,834 You know... 449 00:20:04,836 --> 00:20:08,738 You can't make someone Fall in love with you. 450 00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:12,909 Yeah, no, you can't Make them fall in love. 451 00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:15,812 It's just got to happen! 452 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:20,250 -and I guess that's when it hit me -- 453 00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:22,019 how hard this guy had tried. 454 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:27,223 how hard he'd been trying his whole life. 455 00:20:27,225 --> 00:20:29,793 and suddenly it all made sense, 456 00:20:29,795 --> 00:20:32,596 who my brother really was. 457 00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:35,432 not the family man he wanted to be 458 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:39,636 or the stupid older brother I'd fought with my whole life. 459 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:43,473 but just another grown-up kid... 460 00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:45,009 with a broken heart. 461 00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,312 -kevin? 462 00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,915 Are you guys okay? 463 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,350 It's almost midnight. 464 00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:57,187 -say this for my girlfriend -- she had timing. 465 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,556 -whether you're here in times square... 466 00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:00,924 -how about that? 467 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:04,628 Another year, huh? 468 00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:07,998 -1972 was a memory, like it or not. 469 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:13,904 -four, three, two, one! 470 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:16,773 happy new year! 471 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,708 [ "Auld lang syne" plays ] 472 00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:21,645 -happy new year. 473 00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:25,081 -the funny thing is, looking back now... 474 00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,117 -happy near year, kevin. 475 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,952 -happy new year. 476 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,054 -...What I remember most is how it ended. 477 00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:33,857 -so, butthead, You gonna kiss her or not? 478 00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:38,662 Come on! You're only young once. 479 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,500 -hell, the guy was right. 480 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:51,608 so maybe that new year's eve 1972 didn't work out 481 00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:53,977 exactly like any of us planned. 482 00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,613 there was heartbreak we didn't anticipate 483 00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:59,449 and events we couldn't have imagined. 484 00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:02,319 still, it wasn't all bad. 485 00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,555 there was a magician. 486 00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:08,225 so maybe there was a message in it all. 487 00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:10,727 the future was calling us. 488 00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:15,932 and no matter what, there was no turning back now. 489 00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:18,968 [ people cheering ] 35928

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