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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,535 --> 00:00:05,403 [ joe cocker's "With a little Help from my friends" plays ] 2 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,251 -♪ baby ♪ 3 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:22,921 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 4 00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:25,156 -♪ said I'm gonna make it With my friends ♪ 5 00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:27,859 -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:29,928 -♪ oh, oh, I'm gonna keep on tryin' ♪ 7 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:32,764 -♪ get by with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:35,033 -♪ I'm gonna keep on tryin', Now, babe ♪ 9 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:38,737 -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 10 00:00:40,673 --> 00:00:44,642 -if there's one thing every kid learns growing up, 11 00:00:44,644 --> 00:00:49,080 it's that life is a series of risks. 12 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:54,552 it's a cause-and-effect relationship. 13 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:57,289 nothing ventured, nothing gained. 14 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,291 still, with the proper guidance, 15 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:01,559 we learn to deal with the risks. 16 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:05,697 and pretty soon, we set out into the world, 17 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:10,234 sure in our options, confident of our choices. 18 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,469 until, that is... 19 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:13,304 [ school bell rings ] -"Metamorphosis." 20 00:01:13,306 --> 00:01:16,675 Is it "A" -- transformation, "B" -- integration, 21 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:21,045 "C" -- resurrection, Or "D" -- none of the above? 22 00:01:21,047 --> 00:01:25,016 -...11th grade. the year of decisions. 23 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:27,585 -anyone? 24 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:28,920 Yes. 25 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,255 -"B." 26 00:01:32,058 --> 00:01:34,359 "C." "D." 27 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:35,794 -"A." 28 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:39,697 -around the middle of junior year, the risks increase. 29 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:41,132 -I knew that. 30 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:44,602 -almost overnight, the choices get harder. 31 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,938 -one guess why. 32 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,541 -english comprehension. 33 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:52,477 I suggest you learn this, class. 34 00:01:52,479 --> 00:01:55,780 It's bound to show up On you sats. 35 00:01:55,782 --> 00:01:58,683 -the scholastic aptitude test. 36 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:01,152 the living nightmare of american adolescents. 37 00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:02,553 -all right, next word. 38 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:06,223 "Pyrotechnic." 39 00:02:06,225 --> 00:02:10,028 Mr. Pfeiffer, would you like To take a crack at this one? 40 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:11,730 -uh... 41 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:13,798 -like some kind of biblical curse, 42 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,534 the sats had descended on our class, 43 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:19,704 reducing even the most intelligent among us 44 00:02:19,706 --> 00:02:22,407 to a state of flop sweats. 45 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:24,008 -"B." 46 00:02:25,011 --> 00:02:26,710 -"D." 47 00:02:26,712 --> 00:02:27,979 -[ sighs ] 48 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:29,213 -I knew that. 49 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:30,982 -[ scoffs ] Yeah, right. 50 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:34,285 -I did. -in that case, mr. Billings... 51 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:36,987 "Hirsute." 52 00:02:36,989 --> 00:02:38,522 Can you fill us in? 53 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,761 -hirsute. 54 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:45,162 Uh... 55 00:02:45,164 --> 00:02:46,631 -it was grim. 56 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:49,167 after 16 years of hard learning, 57 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,902 our educational futures 58 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:53,605 had suddenly been pinned down to four choices. 59 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:55,373 -uh... 60 00:02:55,375 --> 00:03:00,077 -"A," "B," "C," and, of course... 61 00:03:00,079 --> 00:03:02,413 -pudding or jello? 62 00:03:02,415 --> 00:03:04,715 -I'll go with the pudding. -mm. 63 00:03:04,717 --> 00:03:08,319 -hirsute. Who -- who in the World knows what hirsute means? 64 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:10,488 -hairy. 65 00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:13,257 -oh, great. 66 00:03:13,259 --> 00:03:16,861 -the truth was, potential failure loomed at every turn. 67 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,229 -next. 68 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:21,699 -not that it was worth losing sleep over. 69 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,568 -I haven't slept in two nights. 70 00:03:23,570 --> 00:03:26,504 I don't know what it is. I just keep tossing and turning. 71 00:03:26,506 --> 00:03:28,406 -I just wish it was over, You know? 72 00:03:28,408 --> 00:03:30,441 -I wish I were dead. 73 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:31,809 -it was clear each of us 74 00:03:31,811 --> 00:03:33,845 was dealing with this in our own way. 75 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:35,046 for me... 76 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,614 -come on, what are you both So worried about? 77 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:37,882 -...It was denial. 78 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,384 -I mean, it's just A stupid aptitude test, right? 79 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:42,620 -maybe he's right. 80 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:44,255 -of course I'm right. 81 00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:45,857 -are you nuts? 82 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:48,592 This test could determine Our entire future. 83 00:03:48,594 --> 00:03:51,195 -what's that supposed to mean? 84 00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:53,965 -well, it means you Have to score 1400 this year 85 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,967 To even be considered By the ivy leagues. 86 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:57,702 And what college you go to 87 00:03:57,704 --> 00:03:59,370 Determines What grad school you go to, 88 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:01,105 Which determines What kind of job you get 89 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:02,740 And what contacts You're gonna make 90 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,842 And -- and who your friends Are gonna be 91 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:06,378 And what type of house You're gonna live in 92 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:08,647 And what the rest of your life Could be like. 93 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:14,652 -are you sure you didn't leave Anything else out, paul? 94 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:17,254 -yeah. You got some pudding On your pants. 95 00:04:18,825 --> 00:04:20,425 pudding on our pants. 96 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:22,260 metaphors we couldn't mix. 97 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:25,463 seemed like the stress was getting to us all, 98 00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:26,730 my dad included. 99 00:04:26,732 --> 00:04:29,300 -"Competent"? What the hell Does "Competent" mean? 100 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:31,669 -probably means You did a good job, jack. 101 00:04:31,671 --> 00:04:32,903 -for my father, the crisis 102 00:04:32,905 --> 00:04:35,573 was his annual evaluation from norcom. 103 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:36,774 -[ sighs ] 104 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,743 You know how many weekends I put in there? 105 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:40,144 You know how hard I work? 106 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:41,512 I don't believe this. 107 00:04:41,514 --> 00:04:42,947 -which isn't to say the old man 108 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:46,151 wasn't graceful at taking constructive criticism. 109 00:04:46,153 --> 00:04:47,786 -now, look, honey! 110 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,155 There's "Excellent" right here. 111 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:51,856 -yeah. 112 00:04:51,858 --> 00:04:53,724 For "Demeanor and appearance." 113 00:04:53,726 --> 00:04:56,027 Means the guy liked my haircut. 114 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,696 -honey, they probably didn't Even give it much thought. 115 00:04:58,698 --> 00:05:00,598 You know how much They appreciate you there. 116 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,233 -the hell they do. 117 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:07,571 -still, in my own way, I kind of sympathized with the guy. 118 00:05:10,843 --> 00:05:12,477 -spoon? 119 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:17,181 -after all, this was really none of my business. 120 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:18,583 this was dad -- 121 00:05:18,585 --> 00:05:21,720 the great provider, the man with the plan. 122 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:24,556 -charlie barrett got A bad evaluation, too. 123 00:05:24,558 --> 00:05:27,258 -jack, you did not get A bad evaluation. 124 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,260 -yeah, well... 125 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:32,663 He decided to leave norcom. 126 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,665 -charlie? 127 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,434 You're kidding? -nope. 128 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:40,104 He knows this guy who owns A small furniture factory. 129 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:42,139 He wants to retire. 130 00:05:42,141 --> 00:05:45,142 He's gonna buy him out. 131 00:05:45,144 --> 00:05:46,644 I don't know. 132 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:49,581 Maybe he's got the right idea. 133 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:52,784 -but if dad was looking for advice, 134 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:55,219 he was pretty much on his own. 135 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:58,189 -20 years at norcom, norma. 136 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:02,493 What have I been doing With my life? 137 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:05,496 -face it -- when it came to philosophy, 138 00:06:05,498 --> 00:06:08,332 my family had one golden rule. 139 00:06:08,334 --> 00:06:11,168 it was every man for himself. 140 00:06:11,170 --> 00:06:14,439 -kevin, I'm worried. 141 00:06:14,441 --> 00:06:16,040 -about what? 142 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,475 -the sats. 143 00:06:17,477 --> 00:06:19,544 -oh, no. Not you, too. 144 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:23,147 -it was bad enough to have to face this in the cafeteria, 145 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:25,483 but not in the front seat of a hot car. 146 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:28,185 -winnie, it'll be fine. 147 00:06:28,187 --> 00:06:30,622 -you really think so? 148 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:33,190 -yeah. 149 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:34,559 -maybe you're right. 150 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:38,062 ♪ here I am, Stuck in the middle with you ♪ 151 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:40,398 -except what happens After the test? 152 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,866 -what? 153 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:43,968 -well, the sats Are just the beginning. 154 00:06:43,970 --> 00:06:46,704 I mean, after that, We graduate and go to college. 155 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:49,506 What if we end up At different schools? 156 00:06:49,508 --> 00:06:52,343 And what if they're Thousands of miles apart? 157 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:55,780 What if we never see Each other anymore? 158 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:57,215 -geez. 159 00:06:57,217 --> 00:07:00,484 now my girlfriend was turning into paul pfeiffer. 160 00:07:00,486 --> 00:07:02,920 -well... 161 00:07:02,922 --> 00:07:04,922 Winnie, that's over a year away. 162 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:07,258 Do we have to worry About it now? 163 00:07:09,495 --> 00:07:11,395 -of course we don't. 164 00:07:11,397 --> 00:07:14,331 -♪ slap you on the back And say, "Please" ♪ 165 00:07:14,333 --> 00:07:17,201 -I mean, we'll still see each Other at christmas, right? 166 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:19,036 -♪ "Please" ♪ 167 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:20,337 -it was awful. 168 00:07:20,339 --> 00:07:23,374 this one crummy test was poisoning my life, 169 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:25,176 plaguing my future. 170 00:07:25,178 --> 00:07:28,146 so there was only one way to fight back... 171 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:31,048 -I'll have pralines and cream, Please. 172 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:33,317 -...Go for ice cream with the folks. 173 00:07:33,319 --> 00:07:35,386 yeah, this was some fun. 174 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:37,488 -jack. Norma. 175 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,123 -hey, charlie. What are you doing here? 176 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,726 -well, I just stopped by to get The family some ice cream 177 00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:43,962 To, uh, you know, celebrate. 178 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,196 -[ chuckles ] 179 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:46,230 -charlie barrett. 180 00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:48,065 I hadn't seen him since I was... 181 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:49,433 -kevin? 182 00:07:49,435 --> 00:07:52,937 I-I...I haven't seen you Since you were 6. 183 00:07:52,939 --> 00:07:54,138 What grade are you in now? 184 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:55,373 11th. 185 00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:56,807 -so, uh... 186 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:59,576 Next year you'll be in 12th. 187 00:07:59,578 --> 00:08:02,680 -yep. You couldn't get anything past this guy. 188 00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:04,915 -kevin's taking his sats Next week. 189 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:08,019 -whoa. Hmm. Sats. 190 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:09,354 Good luck, pal. 191 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:10,755 -yeah, same to you. 192 00:08:10,757 --> 00:08:13,691 -uh, let me have A pint of, uh, strawberry. 193 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:16,060 No, no, no. Make it a quart. 194 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:18,362 Might as well live on the edge A little. 195 00:08:18,364 --> 00:08:19,364 Right? 196 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:21,632 -yes, jack told me About your leaving norcom 197 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:23,000 And all your plans. 198 00:08:23,002 --> 00:08:24,868 It must be very exciting. 199 00:08:24,870 --> 00:08:26,170 -exciting? 200 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,706 Hell, norma, This is long overdue. 201 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:30,441 Right, jack? 202 00:08:30,443 --> 00:08:31,542 -and there was something 203 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:34,112 about that pat on the arm that said... 204 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:36,914 -so, norma, what do you think 205 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:39,550 About jack and me Going into business together? 206 00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:44,655 -I...Beg your pardon? 207 00:08:44,657 --> 00:08:45,823 -uh... 208 00:08:45,825 --> 00:08:49,794 Actually, we haven't talked About it yet. 209 00:08:49,796 --> 00:08:51,762 -oh, I see. 210 00:08:51,764 --> 00:08:53,231 -uh, norma, 211 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,999 Jack and I just had A couple discussions 212 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:58,502 About maybe buying This little factory. 213 00:08:58,504 --> 00:08:59,803 But, you know, It's not really -- 214 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:02,340 -we're meeting with the owners Tomorrow. 215 00:09:03,776 --> 00:09:06,710 -I see. 216 00:09:06,712 --> 00:09:08,946 -yeah, well, anyway... 217 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:10,280 I better get moving. 218 00:09:10,282 --> 00:09:14,252 I'll see you tomorrow, jack, Around 3:00? 219 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:15,253 -uh-huh. 220 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:17,255 -see you there. 221 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,624 -unfortunately, my mother's concern 222 00:09:19,626 --> 00:09:22,493 didn't disappear as easily as charlie had. 223 00:09:24,096 --> 00:09:26,363 -why didn't you tell me About this, jack? 224 00:09:26,365 --> 00:09:28,332 -uh... 225 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:33,171 Maybe we ought to talk About it at home, okay? 226 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,074 Kevin. 227 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,642 I'll...Get the car. 228 00:09:38,644 --> 00:09:40,044 -and suddenly, 229 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:43,381 I had the feeling something big was going on here... 230 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:46,484 for mom, for dad, for the whole family. 231 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,252 and whatever it was... 232 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:51,622 -hey, good luck With those sats. 233 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:54,325 I hear they're a real killer. 234 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,260 -...This time... 235 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,028 -thanks. 236 00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:01,632 -...I knew the answers weren't gonna be easy. 237 00:10:03,737 --> 00:10:05,236 [ school bell rings ] 238 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:07,805 -"Harassment" Is to "Intimidation" 239 00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:09,407 As "Compliment" is to... 240 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:14,544 -as the sats loomed closer, our brains loomed smaller. 241 00:10:14,546 --> 00:10:16,613 -come on, concentrate! 242 00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:17,848 Anyone? 243 00:10:17,850 --> 00:10:20,017 Mr. Coleman. 244 00:10:20,019 --> 00:10:21,285 -yes? 245 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,921 "Harassment" Is to "Intimidation" 246 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:26,691 As "Compliment" is to... 247 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:29,661 -panic had officially descended upon my class. 248 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,528 -I have to go to the bathroom. 249 00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:32,897 [ laughter ] 250 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:34,732 -but no matter where we ran for comfort... 251 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:36,500 -anybody else? 252 00:10:36,502 --> 00:10:38,069 -...There was no escape. 253 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,937 it was getting harder and harder 254 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:41,939 to deny what was going on. 255 00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:43,441 -mr. Arnold. 256 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:46,143 How about you? 257 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:47,612 -uh... 258 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:51,281 at times like this, there was only one thing to do. 259 00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:55,920 -"B"? 260 00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:57,455 -take a risk. 261 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:58,856 -ah. 262 00:10:58,858 --> 00:11:00,257 Very good. 263 00:11:00,259 --> 00:11:04,094 Would you like to tell the class How you arrived at this answer? 264 00:11:04,096 --> 00:11:05,362 -[ sighs ] 265 00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:06,764 I guessed. 266 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:08,732 [ laughter ] 267 00:11:08,734 --> 00:11:12,302 -well, you were wrong. 268 00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:15,339 -I knew that. 269 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:19,377 -all right, let's, uh... Start with another one. 270 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,947 "Annoy" is to "Irate" As... 271 00:11:22,949 --> 00:11:24,382 -one thing was clear -- 272 00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:27,051 it was time to buckle down and dive in. 273 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:30,821 after all, that's what my dad was doing. 274 00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:32,457 -[ sighs ] 275 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,225 How do I look? 276 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,794 -you look very handsome. 277 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:38,196 -I'll bet you never thought 278 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:39,997 You'd see me In the furniture business, huh? 279 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:43,367 -after 24 hours of constant negotiations, 280 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:46,203 mom had finally accepted dad's plan. 281 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,972 -there you go. 282 00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:50,441 -not that she was completely happy about it. 283 00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:53,043 -I just hope it all works out. 284 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:56,413 -you know, norma, I'm a lot more than competent. 285 00:11:58,284 --> 00:12:00,350 -I know that, honey. 286 00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:01,819 Good luck. 287 00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:08,092 See ya. 288 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,626 -and there you had it. 289 00:12:09,628 --> 00:12:12,629 as my father set out to become a one-man industry... 290 00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:14,365 [ chopping loudly ] 291 00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:17,701 ...My mother became a one-woman vegematic. 292 00:12:17,703 --> 00:12:20,937 -mom, I'm trying to study. 293 00:12:20,939 --> 00:12:21,872 -hmm? 294 00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:24,108 -could you keep it down A little? 295 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:26,510 -oh. Sorry. 296 00:12:28,847 --> 00:12:30,680 [ blender whirs ] 297 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:34,752 -okay, it was obvious 298 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:38,889 if I was gonna get any studying done at all, 299 00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:42,159 I'd have to do it somewhere else! 300 00:12:42,161 --> 00:12:43,760 I was ready. 301 00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:45,229 I was focused. 302 00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:48,999 and nothing was gonna sway me from the task at hand, 303 00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:50,200 except... 304 00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:51,969 -"Let's make a deal"! 305 00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:54,504 and now, here's america's top trader, 306 00:12:54,506 --> 00:12:55,839 tv's big dealer... 307 00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:57,842 monty hall! 308 00:12:57,844 --> 00:13:01,045 -hey, I just needed a 10-minute break, okay? 309 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:03,614 -okay. Thank you. 310 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:07,751 -honey, you've been watching tv For three hours. 311 00:13:07,753 --> 00:13:09,886 -yeah. 312 00:13:09,888 --> 00:13:11,722 Well, uh, I'm gonna turn it off Right now. 313 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:14,492 -the big deal is worth $10,034. 314 00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,194 is it behind door number one? 315 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,360 or door number two? 316 00:13:17,362 --> 00:13:18,829 or door number three? 317 00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:21,398 -your father should have been Home an hour ago. 318 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,235 -maybe he got held up. 319 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:26,871 -after all, we were talking about dad here. 320 00:13:26,873 --> 00:13:29,073 [ door opens ] he probably signed the deal, 321 00:13:29,075 --> 00:13:31,208 stopped off to buy some champagne, 322 00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:33,945 and was coming home the conquering hero. 323 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,546 -hey, dad. 324 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,281 -hi, honey. 325 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:38,549 How'd it go? 326 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,384 -lousy. 327 00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:44,522 -or maybe just the conquered. 328 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:47,057 -[ sighs ] 329 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:51,095 -what happened? 330 00:13:53,298 --> 00:13:55,265 -I'll tell you what happened. 331 00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:58,168 The whole damn thing fell apart. 332 00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,270 -how? 333 00:14:00,272 --> 00:14:01,605 -well, for one thing, 334 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:04,374 It's gonna cost three times More than I thought. 335 00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:06,344 15,000 bucks. 336 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,011 Can you imagine that? 337 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:11,081 We can't afford that, norma. 338 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,117 With the mortgage... 339 00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:15,719 Car payments, Kevin's college... 340 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:16,687 [ sighs ] 341 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:19,389 The hell was I thinking? 342 00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:22,593 -and at that moment, I heard something in his voice 343 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,862 I'd never heard before... 344 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,997 regret. 345 00:14:26,999 --> 00:14:29,466 -I don't think You should give up on this. 346 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,304 -well, what about the money? 347 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,771 -honey... 348 00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:36,406 When we got married, 349 00:14:36,408 --> 00:14:38,776 We didn't have two nickles To rub together. 350 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,846 And we did all right. 351 00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:43,013 Well... 352 00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:45,949 We'll do it again. 353 00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:50,220 -but if mom was trying her best to give dad a future... 354 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:53,090 -[ sighs ] Forget it, norma. 355 00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:55,593 -...The old man wasn't buying. 356 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,029 I'm staying at norcom. 357 00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:16,146 -that night I didn't have much luck studying. 358 00:15:16,148 --> 00:15:18,048 my mind was whirling. 359 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:21,618 all I could think about were decisions and risks... 360 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,387 [ sighs ] 361 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:24,988 ...And choices. 362 00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:27,924 -"Let's make a deal"! -all right, kevin arnold. 363 00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:29,460 Are you ready to choose Your future? 364 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,028 -yes, monty. -okay, what door do you want? 365 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:33,196 I'll take, uh, door number... -yeah? 366 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:36,500 -two. No, no. One. 367 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:37,601 Three. No. 368 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:38,802 No, one. 369 00:15:38,804 --> 00:15:40,136 -which? 370 00:15:40,138 --> 00:15:41,238 -door number two. 371 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,339 -good. Are you sure? 372 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,440 -absolutely. -good. 373 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,642 -door number one. 374 00:15:45,644 --> 00:15:47,578 -all right, don, Tell him what he won. 375 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,547 -congratulations! 376 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:52,816 You've just chosen 20 years at norcom, 377 00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:54,618 Where you'll receive long hours, 378 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:59,089 Constant brow-beating, And a severe peptic ulcer! 379 00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,157 -unless, of course, 380 00:16:00,159 --> 00:16:01,291 -you'd like to trade it -- -three! 381 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,626 -oh, you do want to trade away? -three. 382 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,294 -for three? All right. -I'll take door number three. 383 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,062 -here's what we have Behind door number three. 384 00:16:06,064 --> 00:16:07,864 [ buzzer ] 385 00:16:07,866 --> 00:16:10,400 -it's...A donkey! 386 00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,035 [ donkey braying ] 387 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,837 [ crowd groaning ] 388 00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:18,675 -now, don, tell him What he could have won. 389 00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:23,581 -yes, kevin. It's the good life! 390 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,483 A college education... 391 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,951 Vacations to hawaii... 392 00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,286 The girl of your dreams... 393 00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:31,321 And expensive lawn furniture! 394 00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,657 [ cheers and applause ] 395 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:37,995 -[ echoing ] and all because You didn't study for your sats. 396 00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,699 [ school bell rings ] 397 00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:46,203 the day before the test was torture. 398 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:48,038 -[ sighs ] oh, man. 399 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,240 This is gonna be a disaster. 400 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:53,610 -panic had given way to raw superstition. 401 00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:55,379 -you know, I heard That there's a pattern. 402 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:58,582 If you break the code, You can figure out the answers. 403 00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:01,418 -yeah. I heard they have this Card they put over the answers, 404 00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:02,819 -so if you fill in All the circles, 405 00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:04,821 You get a perfect score. -no, I heard... 406 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:05,956 -it was crazy -- 407 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,659 the last-minute ravings of desperate men. 408 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:11,595 -that's ridiculous. How are they Gonna know your birthday? 409 00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,631 -hey. They know everything. 410 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,533 And then you take the question Number and you add it, 411 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,733 And you multiply The whole thing -- 412 00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:18,169 -I can't believe You guys are wasting your time 413 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,970 On these stupid rumors. 414 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,773 I mean, don't you have Something better to do? 415 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,541 -you should be studying. 416 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,877 -why? -enough was enough. 417 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,613 it was time to put some sense to this whole fiasco. 418 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:32,115 -who says we have to take This stupid test, anyway? 419 00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:35,853 Why should we let this one test Affect our entire life? 420 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:39,689 Why should one test Make us this crazy? 421 00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:42,426 I say we're more important Than that stupid test, 422 00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:45,028 And I, for one, am not gonna Let it control my life. 423 00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:48,499 -there. Finally, a statement of principle. 424 00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:51,168 a manifesto of defiance. 425 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:56,206 a cry for unity no red-blooded kid could fail to admire. 426 00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:58,174 [ both imitating chickens ] 427 00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:02,045 -nice try, buddy. 428 00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:04,315 -and I guess that's when it hit me... 429 00:18:04,317 --> 00:18:06,616 what I'd been denying all week... 430 00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:09,353 about choices and risks... 431 00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,422 and that test. 432 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,890 I wasn't angry. 433 00:18:13,892 --> 00:18:16,226 I was just plain scared. 434 00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:20,697 by the end of the day, all I wanted to do was head home. 435 00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:24,468 maybe catch a slow train to loserville. 436 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:26,303 [ horn honks ] 437 00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:32,342 I don't know. 438 00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:34,811 maybe dad had the same idea, too. 439 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,288 -hey, kev. How you doin'? 440 00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:45,589 Everything okay? 441 00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,157 -dad, what are you doing here? 442 00:18:47,159 --> 00:18:51,562 -I thought maybe You'd like to go for a ride. 443 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:52,963 What do you say? 444 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,764 -well, I have my car Over there, so... 445 00:18:54,766 --> 00:18:56,633 -we'll get it later. 446 00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:59,436 Come on. It won't take long. 447 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,805 -and the way he said it... 448 00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,307 -okay. 449 00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:08,578 -...Guess I knew I really didn't have a choice. 450 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,447 -kevin, uh... 451 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:12,849 There's some things I want to talk to you about. 452 00:19:12,851 --> 00:19:16,786 -the funny thing was, I pretty much knew what was coming. 453 00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:18,122 -you know, 454 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:20,924 Sometimes it's not easy Being the head of a family. 455 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,626 Sometimes you have to Make choices 456 00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:25,195 That affect everybody, and... 457 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:27,731 You're not sure If you're doing the right thing. 458 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:32,235 Uh... 459 00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,270 -listen, dad. 460 00:19:34,272 --> 00:19:36,640 You don't have to explain Anything to me. 461 00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:42,445 -glad to hear you say that. 462 00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:45,315 -hell, I understood what he meant. 463 00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:49,753 after all, in this world, there were two kinds of men -- 464 00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:52,656 the ones with guts, the ones who dared, 465 00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:55,492 the ones who took risks... 466 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:58,796 and then there were the arnolds. 467 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,531 -here we are. 468 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,766 -what is this? 469 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:05,569 -my new company. 470 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:09,873 Once the deal closes. 471 00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,944 So, come on. 472 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,213 Let's take a look. 473 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,391 Here we go. 474 00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:34,498 [ sighs ] everybody's already Knocked off for the day. 475 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:38,235 It's usually really, Um, hopping in here. 476 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,469 -yeah, I bet. 477 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:42,506 -come on. I'll show you around. 478 00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:44,341 Look at that. [ laughs ] 479 00:20:44,343 --> 00:20:46,010 -it's great. 480 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:49,413 -I guess life is full of surprises, 481 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,014 no matter what age you are. 482 00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:53,817 -I didn't know you knew anything About furniture, dad. 483 00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:55,185 -I don't. 484 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,754 But I'm ready to learn. 485 00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,723 We got a great crew here. 486 00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:03,092 -what about norcom? 487 00:21:04,663 --> 00:21:06,730 -figured your mom was right. 488 00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:09,699 It's time to take a chance. 489 00:21:09,701 --> 00:21:12,136 Norcom was killing me. 490 00:21:12,138 --> 00:21:13,937 So I left. 491 00:21:16,542 --> 00:21:17,941 -what'd they say? 492 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:21,845 -they said, "Goodbye." 493 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,616 -dad, aren't you scared? 494 00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,351 -nah. 495 00:21:30,255 --> 00:21:32,355 Yeah. 496 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:33,490 -[ chuckles ] 497 00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:35,058 -come on. 498 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:36,927 I want to show you Where my office will be. 499 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,596 -that afternoon, dad and I took the tour. 500 00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:41,865 -see this? -we talked furniture. 501 00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,834 we talked life. 502 00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:45,669 we made plans. 503 00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:47,905 -...Sealed test book. 504 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,908 -and the next morning, at 8:00 a.M., 505 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:54,377 78 students gathered in the mckinley cafeteria 506 00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:55,712 to take what was supposed to be 507 00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:57,648 the most important test of their lives. 508 00:21:57,650 --> 00:21:59,650 -do not break the seal Until I tell you to do so. 509 00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,853 -everyone had a different way of coping that day. 510 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,320 -you'll have three hours... 511 00:22:04,322 --> 00:22:07,691 -some were more effective than others. 512 00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:10,227 -there are five sections. 513 00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:11,795 [ tapping ] 514 00:22:11,797 --> 00:22:16,433 The time allotted for each Section will be announced... 515 00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:19,302 -but for all the risks and choices, 516 00:22:19,304 --> 00:22:21,671 I was one step ahead of them. 517 00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,774 -when you have finished A section, 518 00:22:23,776 --> 00:22:28,511 Do not -- I repeat -- Do not turn ahead. 519 00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:32,182 You may now open your pamphlets. 520 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:35,386 -after all, I knew that this was just one test 521 00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:37,855 in thousands I'd be taking in my life. 522 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,790 none of them final. 523 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,526 none of them irrevocable. 524 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:47,498 and the way I saw it, maybe life was a risk. 525 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:51,001 but this time, I was ready. 37959

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