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[ joe cocker's "With a little
Help from my friends" plays ]
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-♪ baby ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ said I'm gonna make it
With my friends ♪
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-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ oh, oh,
I'm gonna keep on tryin' ♪
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-♪ get by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ I'm gonna keep on tryin',
Now, babe ♪
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-♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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-for most kidsI went to high school with,
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tuesday and friday nightsmeant homework,
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hanging out, dating --
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the usual agonies and ecstasiesof teenage life.
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for me, those nightsmeant something else --
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my high-school job.
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I was "Kevin arnold,chinese-food delivery boy."
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[ gong sounds ]
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[ people speaking chinese ]
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chong's chinese restaurant,
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where you foundharried waiters,
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agile cooks, peking ducks,
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and of course...
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-yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
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-...Mr. Chong.
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-[ speaking chinese ]
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-after four months on the job,
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we'd finally learnedhow to communicate.
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-[ speaking chinese ]
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-he yelled...
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-well, traffic was
A little rough.
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-[ speaking chinese ]
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-yes, sir.
I'm sorry, sir.
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-...And I made up excuses.
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-I'm sorry!
[ telephone rings ]
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-not that the guywas simon legree or anything.
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-hello!
Chong's chinese.
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Oh, yes, we certainly do have
Reservations for this evening.
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Mmh.
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-yeah.funny, isn't it?
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-can I go now?
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-[ speaking chinese ]
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-yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
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-still, in his own way,I think he valued me.
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hey, he didn't have a choice.
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who else was gonna workfor 8 bucks a week plus tips?
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-winnie?
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Hi, it's me.
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Uh, listen, these first
Deliveries aren't much,
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So I figured
It'll be a pretty easy night,
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And I'll be over at your house
Around 9:30 or so?
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Yeah. I love you.
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-kevin?
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-her.
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-hello?
-[ sighs ]
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-kevin?
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-I'm -- I'm going.
I'm -- I'm going!
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-[ speaking chinese ]
-yeah! I-I know.
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-and so, twice a week,rain or shine,
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with egg foo yung andchicken chow mein by my side,
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I entered a worldunlike anything I knew at home.
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[ horn honking ]
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a worldwhere anything could happen.
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a world of adventure,excitement...
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competition.
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the fioni's pizza guy.
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every working night,I ran into him.
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maybe he was italianand I was chinese...
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-hey.
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-hey.
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-...But we hadthe mutual respect
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of two knights of the road.
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-[ snorts ] nice hat!
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-sit on it.
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-in short, I hated the guy.
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the first deliveryof the night.
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[ rings ]
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somehow it was always typical.
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-yeah?
-chong's chinese.
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the bewildered husband.
-we didn't order anything.
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-are you sure?
It's on the slip right here.
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-yeah, I'm sure.
We didn't order anything.
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-honey?
Is that the chinese food?
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-oh.
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-the informed wife.
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-hi.
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-I'll get my wallet.
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-next came the inventory.
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-let's see, that's one shrimp
In black bean sauce,
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Moo goo gai pan,
Fried rice, and egg rolls.
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-then the pop quiz.
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-is there soy sauce?
-on the bottom.
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-crispy noodles?
-next to the soy sauce.
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-hot mustard?
-absolutely.
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-we ordered two fried rices.
-I put it all in one big box.
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-oh.
-this was followed
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by the self-servingbrownnosing.
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-and I also threw in
Some extra plum sauce for you.
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-thanks.
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-okay, how much do we owe you?
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-uh, $8.65.
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-which brought usto the bottom line.
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[ cash-register bell dings ]
the tip.
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-$8.65.
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-a total that screamed,"Tip him $1.35!"
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-uh, you -- you want any change?
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-give me a buck back.
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-oh.
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-you keep the rest.
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-[ chuckles ] thanks...
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-sport.
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-...For nothing.
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-'course, a delivery like thiswas never complete
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without one final encounter.
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[ dog barking ]
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the yapping dog.
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-oh, great.
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-how to handle this
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was in direct relationshipto the size of the tip.
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if it was a big tip,you'd throw the dog a sparerib.
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in this case...
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-[ snarling ]
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[ yelping ]
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-...It was dog-eat-dog.
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-on the road,your car became your home,
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-your radio your companion.
-♪ I'm so glad you...♪
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-it was like havingyour own private concert hall.
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-♪ ...Into my life ♪♪
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-♪ I'm a soul man ♪♪
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-...Where you rocked
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and rolled...
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and moved...
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and grooved.
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-sure, maybe you couldn'tsing a note.
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it didn't matter.it was just you and the music.
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you were neil diamond andmick jagger rolled into one.
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[ girls laughing ]
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-oh, god.
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[ chuckles softly ]
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[ laughing ]
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-hey.
Man, nice man.
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Very nice!
[ laughs ]
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-eat it!
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-oooh!
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-in a situation like this,
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there was only one wayto regain your manhood...
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[ engine revs ]
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[ engine revs ]
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one wayto restore your dignity...
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[ tires screeching ]
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[ siren wails ]
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totally humiliatethe other guy.
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-pull overand turn off your engine.
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-every night had its pitfalls,its perils.
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these deliveriessometimes took you
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to the most menacingand dangerous places.
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[ thunder crashes ]
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-here goes nothing.
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-and this next delivery was,by far, the most precarious,
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the most threatening.
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105 elm street.
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the home of...
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-oh, hello, kevin!
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-...Fannie tambora.
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-hi, miss tambora.
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-you know clarence, don't you?
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[ meows ]
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-yeah. Sure.
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-hi, kevin!
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-hi. How you doing?
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Well, uh, look,
I got the food here.
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But I got to get --
-oh, why don't you bring it in?
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My hands are full.
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-now, on the surface, this wasa sweet, pleasant lady.
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but underneath...
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-well, I'm in kind of a rush.
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-oh, it'll just
Take a minute!
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-she wasa walking venus flytrap.
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-well, just a minute.
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-the problem was thather minutes were usually...
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-oh, why don't you sit down?
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-...An eternity.
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-uh, no.
Really, I --
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-well, I have to find my purse.
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Oh!
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-uh, well,
Maybe just for a minute.
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I'm gonna sit down
But just for a minute.
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[ cat screeches ]
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-there's some coffee candy
On the table.
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-no, thanks.
No, I can't stay.
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-here.
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I brought you a root beer!
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-oh, good.
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Is it very hot out there?
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-hot?
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-I read somewhere that the earth
Is moving closer to the sun.
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So that's why
It's getting hotter.
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I guess in 50 years or so
We'll all be burned up.
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Not that it'll affect me.
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-no, I guess not.
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[ cat meows ]
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Well, I-I mean...
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I'm sure you'll be...Burnt up
Like to rest of us.
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-my mother lived
Till she was 92;
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And my aunt, 85.
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And my grandmother
Was 106 years old.
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Oooh! Can you imagine?
106 years?
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-nope.
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-no.
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-[ chuckles softly ]
-but I --
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-she had a lot of trouble
With her feet, my grandmother.
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She used to ask
All her grandchildren
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To give her massages.
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Do you think foot doctors
Are real doctors?
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Because in my lifetime,
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We didn't have
All these specialists.
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You know, we went to a doctor,
And he saw all of you!
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And I think that --
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-so...That'll be $4.23.
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-oh! Of course.
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Here's $5.00.
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It's all for you.
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-thanks.
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Well, see you later.
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-are you sure you can't stay?
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I have parcheesi in the closet!
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-now, the the thing is,I knew she was lonely.
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I knew she wanted company.
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and there was reallyjust one thing I could say.
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-I threw in
Some extra plum sauce.
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No charge.
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-ooh! Plum sauce!
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Ooooh!
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I love plum sauce!
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-you know,
When I was a little girl...
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[ gong sounds ]
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-winnie.
Yeah, hi, it's me.
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Uh, listen, I'm running
A little later than I thought.
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-the second phone callof the night.
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-well, I-I had to talk
To some lady's cat.
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-in some ways, it was pivotal.
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-yeah.
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Yeah, I miss you, too.
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-unfortunately,privacy was at a minimum.
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-yeah, yeah.
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Winnie,
I-I can't say it right now.
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-what the hell?
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-I love you, too.
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-ooh!
-ooh!
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-[ smooching ]
-[ laughs ]
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-very funny.
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-hey!
[ speaking chinese ]
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-yes, sir. Okay.
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-hey!
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-and withthose words of encouragement,
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I was back on the road,
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-ready for anything.
-♪ r-e-s-p-e-c-t ♪
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-♪ find out
What it means to me ♪
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♪ r-e-s-p-e-c-t ♪
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♪ take care, t-c-b ♪
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♪ sock it to me, sock it to me,
Sock it to me, sock it to me ♪
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♪ sock it to me, sock it to me,
Sock it to me, sock it to me ♪
262
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-♪ whoo, yeah ♪
-♪ just a little bit ♪
263
00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:58,315
-of course,the role of a delivery boy
264
00:11:58,317 --> 00:12:01,485
wasn't exactlyfor the faint of heart.
265
00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:06,523
[ doorbell rings ]
266
00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:08,859
fact is, sometimesyou had to be a little pushy
267
00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:11,195
to get the job done.
268
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:17,868
you had to be ready to dealwith strange characters.
269
00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:21,338
very strange characters.
270
00:12:21,340 --> 00:12:22,840
-mr. Kramer?
271
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:26,143
-you're looking for mr. Kramer?
272
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:27,478
-uh, yeah.
273
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,846
He ordered some food
From chong's chinese.
274
00:12:29,848 --> 00:12:33,016
-I very much doubt it.
275
00:12:33,018 --> 00:12:36,754
-no, I have the slip right here.
276
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,690
Look, will you just let me talk
To the guy?
277
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:42,692
My boss will get mad
If I don't deliver this food.
278
00:12:42,694 --> 00:12:45,296
-as you wish.
279
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,930
-heh heh.
280
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,933
like I said, sometimesyou just had to get tough.
281
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,136
not take "No" for an answer.
282
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,837
-here we are.
283
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:03,214
-mr. Kramer?
284
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:06,483
-it was a delivery boy'sworst nightmare.
285
00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:09,753
the ultimate practical joke.
286
00:13:09,755 --> 00:13:14,658
-I don't think he'll be needing
The fortune cookies.
287
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,193
-and there you had it.
288
00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,796
delivering chinese foodwasn't just a job.
289
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,865
it wasn't just an occupation.
290
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,533
[ horn honks ]
291
00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,902
-hey!
You got any egg rolls?
292
00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:30,808
-in its own way, it was war.
293
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,012
[ gong sounds ]
294
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,614
8:00.
295
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,515
the midpoint of the evening.
296
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:40,952
the restaurantwas in high gear.
297
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:45,322
people coming in,orders going out.
298
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,424
-yeah, winnie, I know.
299
00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:50,628
I'm just running a little later
Than I thought.
300
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:55,600
Well, I had this problem
With the last delivery.
301
00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:58,135
I'll tell you about it later.
302
00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,370
Yeah, but --
303
00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:03,074
-I'm sorry. Kevin can't talk
To you right now.
304
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,142
He's very busy.
305
00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:06,844
But he loves you.
306
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,880
-yeah.the guy was all heart.
307
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:12,783
-hey!
[ speaking chinese ]
308
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:15,119
-yes, sir.
309
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,087
Yes, sir.
310
00:14:17,089 --> 00:14:18,722
I'm going, I'm going!
311
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:21,626
Butthead!
312
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:27,198
-so I headed out again.
313
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,867
after all,I had a mission to fulfill.
314
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:32,336
it was my dutyto bring pork lo mein
315
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:36,006
and crispy noodlesto the good...
316
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,274
-oh.
317
00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:38,942
Thank god!
318
00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:42,412
[ indistinct conversation ]
319
00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:43,914
-...The bad...
320
00:14:43,916 --> 00:14:45,983
-where you been?!
321
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:48,318
-come on! Let's eat!
322
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:49,687
-...And, of course...
323
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:52,089
[ girls giggling ]
324
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:55,292
...The giggly.
325
00:14:55,294 --> 00:14:59,563
but as the night wore on,a kind of malaise set in.
326
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:03,033
small tips and minor annoyancestook their toll.
327
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:04,134
[ horn honks ]
328
00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:05,802
-sucker!
[ laughs ]
329
00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:10,074
-still, somehow,you kept your spirits up.
330
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,443
you stayed optimistic
331
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:16,213
because down any hallway,around any corner
332
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:20,318
could be that one big score.
[ doorbell rings ]
333
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:24,188
[ rock music plays ]
334
00:15:26,024 --> 00:15:27,857
-oh!
335
00:15:27,859 --> 00:15:29,326
Wow!
336
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,461
Chinese!
337
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,862
-bingo.
338
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,898
-this is really weird, man.
339
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,399
I thought I heard a bell.
340
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:38,035
And then, like, here you are.
341
00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:40,403
-how about that?
342
00:15:40,405 --> 00:15:41,405
-hey, guys!
343
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:43,774
Munchies!
344
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,377
-all right.
I'll take it.
345
00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:49,279
I got it.
I got it.
346
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,681
-whoo! Whoo! Yeah!
347
00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:52,783
-so...
348
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,584
How's it going, man?
349
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:57,855
-fortunately, I knewexactly how to play these guys.
350
00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:01,191
-well, you know
It's not that easy, man.
351
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:02,993
You know, the job and all.
352
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:05,029
-oh.
Oh, I hear you.
353
00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:07,231
The system, right?
354
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:11,369
Uh, it can bring you down.
355
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:12,970
-you just had to keep themon track.
356
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:16,207
-except for, you know,
The generosity of my customers.
357
00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:21,178
-oh, sure.
358
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,980
Generosity. Sure.
359
00:16:23,982 --> 00:16:27,418
-well, that's 10 bucks
For the establishment,
360
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:30,020
Plus, uh, anything
You want to give to me.
361
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:31,521
-and there it was.
362
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:33,256
hook, line, and sinker.
363
00:16:33,258 --> 00:16:36,794
-oh, man, I wish I could.
364
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,462
-huh?
365
00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,897
Give you something
More meaningful.
366
00:16:40,899 --> 00:16:45,869
You know, like a sunny day
Or a rainbow.
367
00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:50,206
But all I got is this...
368
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:56,346
...Money.
369
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:01,952
I'm really sorry, man.
370
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,920
-there you go.
371
00:17:03,922 --> 00:17:05,923
-yeah. Me too.
372
00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:10,594
-one man's tragedyis another man's triumph.
373
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:13,764
[ lesley gore's "It's my party"
Plays ]
374
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,767
-♪ it's my party,
And I'll cry if I want to ♪
375
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,502
-I was on top of the world.
376
00:17:18,504 --> 00:17:20,137
30 bucks in my pocket,
377
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:24,407
and best of all,the night was still young.
378
00:17:24,409 --> 00:17:26,443
so there was nothing left to dobut call winnie
379
00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:29,312
and let her know what timeI was gonna pick her up.
380
00:17:29,314 --> 00:17:30,548
-huh?
381
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,983
-just one little problem.
382
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,885
-no.
383
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,053
No, no.
384
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:39,222
If you can't, you can't.
385
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:42,025
Of course I'm not mad.
386
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:44,328
Yeah.
387
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,931
Bye.
388
00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,365
-it was incredible.
389
00:17:48,367 --> 00:17:49,433
ironic.
390
00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:50,668
cruel.
391
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,903
here I waswith a pocket full of money,
392
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,438
a car full of gas,
393
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,474
and no place to spend it,but...
394
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,876
[ engine turns over ]
395
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,744
-hey!
396
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:05,548
Hey!
397
00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:07,584
Hey, wait!
398
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:08,886
[ sighs ]
399
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,553
[ horn honks ]
400
00:18:10,555 --> 00:18:13,323
-[ laughs ]
Oh, man.
401
00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:17,227
Hey! Hey!
402
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:18,896
Stop!
403
00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,202
-30 bucks.
404
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:27,705
-30?!
405
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,040
But I just parked it
On the street.
406
00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:32,209
-no kidding.
Life's tough.
407
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:34,878
-thanks.
408
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:38,482
-and with that,there went my profits.
409
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,384
-20.
410
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:43,687
-there went my rainbow.
411
00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:46,323
-25.
412
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:50,060
-there went my night.
413
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:59,202
-want some chinese?
414
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:01,438
-I didn't even have to askwhere he got it.
415
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,740
-no, thanks.
416
00:19:07,046 --> 00:19:10,647
-10:00.
417
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,550
I was out of money,out of my girlfriend.
418
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:16,520
all in all, I was out of luck.
419
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:18,154
seemed something had to be done
420
00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,690
to make this eveningworthwhile.
421
00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:22,659
something uplifting.
422
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,093
something...
423
00:19:24,095 --> 00:19:25,261
[ doorbell rings ]
424
00:19:25,263 --> 00:19:27,397
...Inspired.
425
00:19:27,399 --> 00:19:30,701
-well!
This is a surprise!
426
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:31,769
-pizza.
427
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:32,903
-pizza?
428
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,171
Did I order pizza?
429
00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:36,973
-uh...
430
00:19:36,975 --> 00:19:39,076
-well, why don't you come in
While I get my purse?
431
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:42,745
It'll only take a minute.
[ horn honks ]
432
00:19:42,747 --> 00:19:44,914
-[ laughs ]
433
00:19:44,916 --> 00:19:46,316
-oh, no.
434
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:49,820
-oh, and you must meet
Clarence.
435
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,221
Oh, come in!
436
00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:52,956
Ohhhh!
437
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,924
Say "Hello," clarence.
438
00:19:54,926 --> 00:19:58,495
-heck, after an eveningof bad luck and bad tips,
439
00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:03,333
of towed cars and rabid dogsand unsympathetic girlfriends,
440
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:06,736
it only seemed fairto go out on a high note.
441
00:20:06,738 --> 00:20:07,637
-what?
442
00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:09,105
More?
443
00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:13,410
-[ speaks chinese ]
216 maple.
444
00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:16,680
-[ scoffs ] but it's 10:00.
The restaurant's closed.
445
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:18,548
-[ speaking chinese ]
446
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,851
216 maple.
447
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,186
-but enough was enough.
448
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:23,353
No more.
449
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:25,522
No way, no how.
450
00:20:25,524 --> 00:20:27,124
My day's over.
451
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:29,659
Now, I have my rights.
I'm not a slave.
452
00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:32,596
[ gong sounds ]
453
00:20:34,599 --> 00:20:37,601
All right.
If that's how you feel about it.
454
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:40,470
-I wasn't just standing upfor myself.
455
00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:43,673
I was standing up foroppressed workers everywhere.
456
00:20:43,675 --> 00:20:46,643
the downtrodden.the disadvantaged.
457
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,780
the totally without guts.
458
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,514
-one more.
But that's it.
459
00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:54,451
-216 maple.
460
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,553
-216 maple.
461
00:20:56,555 --> 00:20:59,757
-[ speaking chinese, sighs ]
-what the hey.
462
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,993
after a night like this,what else did I have to do?
463
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:06,296
[ owl hoots ]
464
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:08,598
216 maple.
465
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:12,035
which in this caseturned out to be...
466
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:13,971
a deserted park.
467
00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:19,810
-[ sighs ]
I don't believe this.
468
00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,244
[ horn honks ]
469
00:21:21,246 --> 00:21:25,181
-and to add pepperonito insult...
470
00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:27,851
-[ sighs ]
I should have known.
471
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:29,286
-I don't know.
472
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,954
maybe it was my destiny
473
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:34,558
to end up on a lonely streetin a dead-end job
474
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,828
with no one to share my sorrowswith, but...
475
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,268
-[ chuckles ]
476
00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:45,535
Winnie.
477
00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:46,769
-[ chuckles softly ]
478
00:21:46,771 --> 00:21:48,405
Hi.
479
00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:50,307
Did you get my message?
480
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,945
This is your order?
481
00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:55,912
-[ chuckles ]
482
00:21:55,914 --> 00:21:57,481
I knew it was the only way
483
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,716
I was gonna get to see you
Tonight.
484
00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:01,385
So, we still on for dinner?
485
00:22:01,387 --> 00:22:04,354
-♪ when the night has come ♪
486
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,725
♪ and the land is dark ♪
-can I have some plum sauce?
487
00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:10,327
-you got it.
-♪ and the moon ♪
488
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,728
-and there you had it.
489
00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:15,232
-♪ is the only light we'll see ♪
-this is nice, isn't it?
490
00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:16,966
-yeah.
491
00:22:16,968 --> 00:22:18,368
This is nice.
-♪ no, I won't... ♪
492
00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:19,736
-working for mr. Chong
493
00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:22,305
certainly wasn't the best jobI ever had.
494
00:22:22,307 --> 00:22:25,175
the hours were long,the money was poor,
495
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,244
and employee-managementrelations
496
00:22:27,246 --> 00:22:29,179
left a lot to be desired.
497
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,847
but in its way,
498
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:34,584
each night held a promiseof riches and adventure.
499
00:22:34,586 --> 00:22:37,354
-♪ stand by me ♪
-you want some chow mein?
500
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,589
-♪ oh, stand ♪
-uh, no thanks.
501
00:22:39,591 --> 00:22:41,491
-♪ by me ♪
-I'm kind of sick of chinese.
502
00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:44,394
-♪ oh, stand ♪
503
00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:45,828
♪ stand by me ♪
-well...
504
00:22:45,830 --> 00:22:48,632
Maybe we could order some pizza.
-♪ stand by me ♪
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