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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:05,403 [ joe cocker's "With a little Help from my friends" plays ] 2 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:20,485 -♪ baby ♪ 3 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:23,288 -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 4 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:25,190 -♪ said I'm gonna make it With my friends ♪ 5 00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:28,059 -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:30,262 -♪ oh, I'm gonna Keep on trying ♪ 7 00:00:30,264 --> 00:00:32,897 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:32,899 --> 00:00:35,400 ♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now, Baby ♪ 9 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:38,670 -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 10 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:44,276 -for most guys I went to school with in 1972, 11 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:47,979 junior year was a time of...Exploration, 12 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:53,618 a time for expanding horizons, broadening perspectives, 13 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:57,889 seeking answers to little-known questions. 14 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,025 it was an opportunity to grapple 15 00:01:00,027 --> 00:01:02,227 with the great issues of our day, 16 00:01:02,229 --> 00:01:05,130 which, as it happened, boiled down to only two. 17 00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:07,632 -oh, man. 18 00:01:07,634 --> 00:01:10,101 -there were Only four independent republics, 19 00:01:10,103 --> 00:01:11,235 As compared to now. 20 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:14,072 By the end of 1972, There's gonna be 41. 21 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:16,007 -one of them was sex. 22 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:19,243 -so...Now, Is everybody paying attention? 23 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:23,548 -miss farmer, our social-studies teacher. 24 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:27,285 -who can tell me the names Of three african republics? 25 00:01:29,055 --> 00:01:31,155 No one? 26 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:33,191 Let's look at a map. 27 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:36,427 -in one of the great cosmic ironies of our time, 28 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:38,296 the board of education had hired her 29 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:42,266 to mold and develop our formative young minds. 30 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:46,103 -dominick? Can you point out Liberia on the map? 31 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:49,674 -it's, uh... 32 00:01:49,676 --> 00:01:51,242 That yellow one. 33 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:52,443 Right there. 34 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:54,045 -[ chuckles ] 35 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:56,915 Perhaps you could come up And show us. 36 00:02:02,054 --> 00:02:03,654 -uh... 37 00:02:03,656 --> 00:02:05,823 Can't. 38 00:02:05,825 --> 00:02:07,892 M-my foot's asleep. 39 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:11,363 -not an uncommon ailment in social studies that year. 40 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:13,031 [ bell rings ] -all right. 41 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:15,000 Why doesn't everybody Just pass up their assignments? 42 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:18,903 -all in all, if you were 16 and male, it was agony. 43 00:02:18,905 --> 00:02:20,705 and no one was immune. 44 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:23,842 which brings me back to the point. 45 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:28,380 for teenage boys, there were only two great issues -- sex... 46 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:30,749 [ bell dinging ] 47 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:33,585 -that'll be $3.69. 48 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:35,453 -...And, of course, economics. 49 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:37,321 -uh...Sure. 50 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:39,457 -and let me be clear about this. 51 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:42,660 by "Economics," I mean cold, hard cash. 52 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:44,396 not that I had any. 53 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:47,131 -you're 49 cents short. 54 00:02:48,768 --> 00:02:50,835 -uh...One second. 55 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:53,838 Any of you guys got 50 cents? 56 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,139 -not me. 57 00:02:55,141 --> 00:02:56,741 -sorry, man. I'm tapped. 58 00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:58,876 -wait a minute -- you mean, Between the two of you, 59 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:00,945 You can't come up With a lousy half-buck? 60 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:03,080 -hey, I paid last week. 61 00:03:03,082 --> 00:03:04,815 -amazing. 62 00:03:04,817 --> 00:03:06,117 even with my job 63 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:08,019 delivering chinese food two nights a week... 64 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,553 -be right with you. 65 00:03:09,555 --> 00:03:13,324 -...The best I could do when it came to cash flow was... 66 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:14,625 -there. 67 00:03:14,627 --> 00:03:17,595 -it's a potato chip. 68 00:03:18,932 --> 00:03:20,331 -oh, yeah. 69 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:22,032 Guess it is. 70 00:03:22,034 --> 00:03:24,068 -get out of here! 71 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:26,137 -right. 72 00:03:26,139 --> 00:03:27,906 [ engine turns over ] 73 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:31,375 -face it -- poverty was ruining my good name, my reputation... 74 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:32,677 [ bell dings ] 75 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:35,246 ...Not to mention my credit rating. 76 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:37,849 [ gurgling ] -what's that sound? 77 00:03:37,851 --> 00:03:40,084 -not to mention my love life. 78 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:41,319 -what sound? 79 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:43,388 [ gurgling ] -that one. 80 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,723 There it is again. 81 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,892 -it's my stomach. 82 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:50,228 It's growling. 83 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,496 -oh. 84 00:03:51,498 --> 00:03:54,199 -not to mention my girlfriend's digestive tract. 85 00:03:54,201 --> 00:03:56,767 -I thought you said you were Taking me out to dinner tonight. 86 00:03:57,971 --> 00:03:59,570 -oh. Yeah. 87 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:03,341 -kevin, I'm really hungry. Can't we just get something? 88 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:05,610 -well, uh... 89 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:09,114 Yeah, I think eating out Is overrated. 90 00:04:09,116 --> 00:04:11,649 You know, the -- the service Is always slow. 91 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:14,252 Plus, the food Is never that good. 92 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:17,822 You know, I read somewhere That anything you eat after 9:00 93 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:19,124 Goes right to your hips. 94 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:21,159 Didn't you read that? 95 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:26,464 -I think I'd like to go home now. 96 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,399 [ gurgling ] 97 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:29,667 -right. 98 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:31,803 -fact -- this cash-flow thing 99 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:33,671 was beginning to cloud my judgment. 100 00:04:33,673 --> 00:04:34,439 [ bell rings ] 101 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:36,874 and so desperation led me 102 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:40,445 to consider once-unthinkable options. 103 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:44,916 in other words, I needed a second job. 104 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:47,919 preferably something 105 00:04:47,921 --> 00:04:51,455 that didn't require a name tag and a shovel. 106 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:53,725 or a baggie and a scoop. 107 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:54,892 -[ sighs ] 108 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:56,927 Brother. 109 00:04:56,929 --> 00:05:00,431 -and then, just as luck and money were running out... 110 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:02,199 -oh. Hi, kevin. 111 00:05:02,201 --> 00:05:04,169 -hi. 112 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:08,206 -...Lust and fortune stepped in. 113 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:13,744 and opportunity knocked. 114 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:19,550 -kevin. Hi. 115 00:05:19,552 --> 00:05:20,618 -hi. 116 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:23,053 I, uh, came about the job. 117 00:05:23,055 --> 00:05:24,588 -[ chuckles ] 118 00:05:24,590 --> 00:05:26,958 Well, gee, You certainly got here fast. 119 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,026 -yeah, well, you know, It's right on the way. 120 00:05:29,028 --> 00:05:30,194 -oh. 121 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:32,029 -besides, You know what they say -- 122 00:05:32,031 --> 00:05:33,831 "The early worm Gets the bird." 123 00:05:34,935 --> 00:05:36,667 [ clears throat ] anyway, uh... 124 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,536 Here I am. -well, good. 125 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:40,972 Why don't you come on in? I'm making some lemonade. 126 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:44,341 -and, the formalities out of the way, 127 00:05:44,343 --> 00:05:46,344 negotiations began. 128 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,578 -sugar? 129 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:48,312 -hmm? 130 00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:50,181 -for your lemonade? 131 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,149 -oh. Yeah. 132 00:05:52,151 --> 00:05:55,686 -so...Don't you even want To know what the job is? 133 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:58,890 -well, it's, uh, painting, Right? 134 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:01,726 I mean, I've done lots of Painting -- all over the place. 135 00:06:01,728 --> 00:06:03,527 -two storm windows for dad 136 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:05,797 and wayne's forehead when I was 6. 137 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,198 but who was counting? 138 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,899 -[ sighing ] oh, I don't know. 139 00:06:08,901 --> 00:06:11,169 Maybe I should have it done Professionally. 140 00:06:11,171 --> 00:06:12,903 -but at that moment, 141 00:06:12,905 --> 00:06:15,572 I'd have killed to keep professionals from her house. 142 00:06:15,574 --> 00:06:17,541 -hey, why hire them When you got me? 143 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:18,642 -...Babe. 144 00:06:20,179 --> 00:06:23,514 -well, if you Really think you can... 145 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:25,049 -'course I can. 146 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:27,651 So... 147 00:06:27,653 --> 00:06:29,520 What would I be painting? 148 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,689 -the house. 149 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:34,559 -the house? 150 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,262 The whole house? 151 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:40,498 -[ chuckling ] no. Just the outside. 152 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:43,200 The thing is... 153 00:06:43,202 --> 00:06:46,370 I don't have much money. 154 00:06:46,372 --> 00:06:48,072 -and, of course, right then, 155 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:50,341 I should have known I was in over my head. 156 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,443 I should have known. 157 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:55,679 I should have known, but... 158 00:06:55,681 --> 00:06:59,250 -how does...$500 sound? 159 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,452 [ heavenly music plays ] 160 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,823 -and that's when it happened. 161 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:08,259 right then, right there, 162 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:11,896 two great forces of nature converged -- 163 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:14,999 beauty and cash. 164 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:17,534 -course, you would take care Of the supplies. 165 00:07:17,536 --> 00:07:19,904 Can you start this weekend? 166 00:07:21,874 --> 00:07:23,374 -well... 167 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:24,842 -painting? 168 00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:26,678 What do you know about painting? 169 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,146 -dad, what's to know? 170 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:31,615 I mean, there's a house, And...You paint it. 171 00:07:31,617 --> 00:07:34,052 -seemed simple enough to me. 172 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,252 -[ sighs ] 173 00:07:35,254 --> 00:07:37,989 What kind of paint you using -- Latex or enamel? 174 00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,557 [ tv plays in background ] 175 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:42,360 -uh...Blue. 176 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:45,496 -you know what supplies to buy? 177 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:46,564 -well... 178 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:48,132 -you have a crew to work with? 179 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:50,101 -geez, what was this -- trade school? 180 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:53,871 -yeah, I got a couple of guys... In mind. 181 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:55,172 -[ sighs ] 182 00:07:55,174 --> 00:07:58,175 Well, just make sure You know what you're doing. 183 00:07:58,177 --> 00:08:01,612 Painting's hard enough Even when you're good at it. 184 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:02,947 -...Through a national health-insurance... 185 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:04,348 -and there you had it -- 186 00:08:04,350 --> 00:08:07,017 the unflagging support of hearth and home. 187 00:08:07,019 --> 00:08:09,287 -better hope it's one of those Paint-by-number houses. 188 00:08:09,289 --> 00:08:10,555 -shut up, butthead! 189 00:08:10,557 --> 00:08:13,023 -after all, if there was one thing I didn't need, 190 00:08:13,025 --> 00:08:15,025 it was my family bringing me down. 191 00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:16,895 -are you out of your mind? 192 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:18,796 -I had my friends to do that. 193 00:08:18,798 --> 00:08:20,531 -paint a house? A whole house? 194 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:22,066 -that sounds like work. 195 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:23,601 -hey, I thought You guys needed the money. 196 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:27,271 -how much you payin'? 197 00:08:27,273 --> 00:08:31,108 -let's see here. $500 divided by 3 comes to... 198 00:08:31,110 --> 00:08:32,910 -20 bucks a man? 199 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:35,813 [ both laugh ] 200 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,219 -okay. If that's the way they wanted it, fine. 201 00:08:42,221 --> 00:08:44,055 [ bell rings ] 202 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:46,023 after all, I didn't need them. 203 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:47,658 what I needed were men -- 204 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:52,363 men who took joy in their work, solid blue-collar men. 205 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,664 [ thwack! ] 206 00:08:53,666 --> 00:08:56,433 men like... 207 00:08:56,435 --> 00:08:58,268 [ creak! Clink! ] 208 00:08:58,270 --> 00:08:59,870 ...Jimmy donnelly... 209 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,939 eddie horvath... 210 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:04,141 and joey spinoza. 211 00:09:04,143 --> 00:09:05,543 [ thwack! ] 212 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,011 I don't know. 213 00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:11,616 call it instinct, but somehow, I knew I'd found my crew. 214 00:09:11,618 --> 00:09:13,651 -[ clears throat ] 215 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:16,186 So, guys... 216 00:09:16,188 --> 00:09:18,222 Want to make a few dollars? 217 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:20,958 [ thwack! ] 218 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,392 -bingo. 219 00:09:22,394 --> 00:09:24,529 -dollars? 220 00:09:26,666 --> 00:09:30,001 -and so, with that, my team was complete. 221 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:32,604 sure, maybe they weren't much on experience, 222 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:34,338 but they had their good points. 223 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:37,408 they worked hard. they worked fast. 224 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,844 most of all, they worked cheap. 225 00:09:39,846 --> 00:09:42,413 -so, arnold... When you said "A few dollars," 226 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,983 Exactly how few Were you talkin' about? 227 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:47,485 -I'm not sure. 228 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:50,855 You know, I got to buy supplies, And there's overhead and -- 229 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:52,657 -ballpark figure? 230 00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:53,524 -$20. 231 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,796 ...4... 232 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,699 ...95. 233 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,536 -$30. 234 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:06,837 -$30? 235 00:10:06,839 --> 00:10:09,273 -so this guy wanted to play hardball, huh? 236 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,943 -sorry. $26 is my limit. 237 00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:15,212 -$28. 238 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:16,881 That's as low as I go. 239 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:20,484 -$27. 240 00:10:24,256 --> 00:10:26,323 -I'll go talk to my boys. 241 00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:27,892 -[ chuckles ] 242 00:10:27,894 --> 00:10:30,594 game, set, match -- arnold. 243 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:33,231 at 80-some bucks for labor, plus materials, 244 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,566 I'd have enough left from the $500 245 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:38,368 to qualify as a small fortune. 246 00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:42,205 -okay, $142 for the paint, 247 00:10:42,207 --> 00:10:44,509 That's $28 for the brushes, 248 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:48,446 $35 for the rollers, And 16 bucks for the tarp. 249 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:50,714 -a very small fortune. 250 00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:54,018 -$142 for the paint? How'd you get that? 251 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,786 -I added it. 252 00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:59,724 You got a grand total Of $258.88. 253 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:02,392 -okay. We're in. 254 00:11:02,394 --> 00:11:05,662 -it was kind of like watching my wallet bleed to death. 255 00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:09,066 still, at least now maybe the hemorrhage was complete. 256 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,868 -plus tax. 257 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:12,870 [ cash register dings ] 258 00:11:12,872 --> 00:11:14,372 [ rooster crows ] 259 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,707 -still, the next morning, we arrived -- 260 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:20,344 on time, ready to tackle the task before us. 261 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:21,612 -wait a minute. 262 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,513 -just one little hitch. 263 00:11:23,515 --> 00:11:26,283 -you never said anything About it being two stories. 264 00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:28,585 -it's not two stories. 265 00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:30,187 -there's a window right there. 266 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,290 Man, this is -- This is gonna cost more. 267 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:35,292 I'd say at least...$50. 268 00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:36,460 -$50?! 269 00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:37,695 But we agreed on -- 270 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:41,599 -$50. Up front and in cash. 271 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:44,869 -it was a hold-up worthy of jesse james. 272 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:46,537 and I wasn't buying. 273 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,373 -oh, no. No way. Forget it. 274 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:50,675 -but, arnold -- 275 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:53,944 -donnelly, we had a deal. And a deal's a deal, period. 276 00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:55,780 -hey, I was no patsy. 277 00:11:55,782 --> 00:11:58,082 after all, I had an investment here. 278 00:11:58,084 --> 00:12:00,284 [ door opens ] -kevin! 279 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:05,256 -unfortunately, at that moment, the stock market crashed. 280 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,057 -I'm so glad you're here! 281 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,093 Are you just about ready To get started? 282 00:12:09,095 --> 00:12:12,063 -uh, sure. Yeah, just about. 283 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,831 -good. 284 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:16,867 -okay, arnold. So, we have a deal? 285 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,173 -fine. 286 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,876 -what else could I do? I was stymied. 287 00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:28,145 greed and temptation had conspired against me. 288 00:12:28,147 --> 00:12:29,914 -let's just get to work now, Okay? 289 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,849 -you got it. 290 00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:34,618 and there was really nothing left to say, but... 291 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,453 -boys... 292 00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:38,222 Break time. 293 00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:47,264 -right. 294 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:53,804 [ bachman-turner overdrive's "Takin' care of business" Plays ] 295 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:59,509 so, that weekend, we got to work. 296 00:12:59,511 --> 00:13:02,079 we banded together as a team. 297 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:04,982 it was time to put economic differences behind us. 298 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,251 -♪ and I been takin' care Of business... ♪ 299 00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:09,587 -it was time to paint. 300 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:12,156 ♪ ...Of business every way... ♪ 301 00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:15,692 -sure, maybe we had no idea what we were doing. 302 00:13:15,694 --> 00:13:18,195 so what? 303 00:13:18,197 --> 00:13:22,967 what we lacked in experience, we made up for with... 304 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,869 lack of experience. 305 00:13:25,871 --> 00:13:31,175 and after two days of work, one thing was crystal-clear. 306 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:33,777 this was a disaster. 307 00:13:33,779 --> 00:13:36,247 -can't you guys go any faster? 308 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,749 -we're going as fast as we can. 309 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,718 -donnelly, why don't you take That top window up there? 310 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:44,554 -I'm afraid of heights. 311 00:13:44,556 --> 00:13:47,825 -but I paid you For a second floor. 312 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:51,162 -I know. I appreciate it. 313 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,965 -♪ ...Just lyin' in the sun... ♪ 314 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:57,567 -hey, arnold, uh, we're gonna Need some more paint. 315 00:13:57,569 --> 00:14:01,272 -time was money. paint was money. 316 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,707 so it was obvious what I had to do. 317 00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,376 -♪ ...And we be Takin' care of... ♪ 318 00:14:07,212 --> 00:14:11,381 -I had to ask miss farmer for an extra hundred dollars. 319 00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:13,017 it shouldn't be difficult. 320 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,719 this was business -- simple economics. 321 00:14:15,721 --> 00:14:18,688 it had nothing to do with anything else. 322 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:25,529 nothing to do with long legs, with soft skin, 323 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:29,399 with the way a woman smelled in the morning. 324 00:14:29,401 --> 00:14:32,202 -miss farmer? You got a second? 325 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,070 -hi, kevin. 326 00:14:34,072 --> 00:14:35,739 -uh... 327 00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:37,308 Hi. 328 00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,310 -I guess It must look kind of silly -- 329 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:42,079 Me sunbathing here Without a pool. 330 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:43,347 -but somehow, 331 00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:46,016 "Silly" wasn't exactly the word that came to mind. 332 00:14:46,018 --> 00:14:47,651 -so? How's it going? 333 00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:49,920 -oh, fine. It's just... 334 00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:52,723 Actually, uh... 335 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,825 What I came to tell you Is I think it's gonna cost 336 00:14:54,827 --> 00:14:55,959 More than I thought. 337 00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:57,394 -really? 338 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,730 Well, you should have told me. 339 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,766 You can always come to me When you have a problem. 340 00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:05,669 -holy cow! This was gonna be easier than I thought. 341 00:15:05,671 --> 00:15:08,272 I was funded! I was flush! 342 00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:09,840 I was back in the chips. 343 00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:13,043 -here. Here's an extra $10. 344 00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:17,314 -I was...Working for peanuts. 345 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,349 -thanks. 346 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:21,652 -I'm glad I could help. 347 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:24,955 -there's paint, paint remover, 348 00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:27,390 Pans, brushes... 349 00:15:27,392 --> 00:15:29,693 Anything else? 350 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:30,994 -the ladder. 351 00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:32,663 -oh, yeah. 352 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,432 You starting a new house? 353 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,301 -yeah, I'm painting The whole block. 354 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,003 -ooh. 355 00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,337 Okay, let's add her up. 356 00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:41,672 [ cash register dings ] 357 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:43,840 That's $41. 358 00:15:44,676 --> 00:15:47,511 -it was amazing -- $41 on the nose. 359 00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:51,682 my once-magnificent fortune was now completely gone. 360 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:54,118 -plus there's tax. 361 00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:58,055 Thanks. 362 00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:00,657 -I was flat broke -- busted. 363 00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,759 my only hope was to cut my losses 364 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:05,262 and finish the job before it finished me. 365 00:16:05,264 --> 00:16:07,964 -hey, donnelly, over here. 366 00:16:10,202 --> 00:16:11,968 Look. 367 00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:13,170 -whoa! 368 00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:14,871 -hey, guys! 369 00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:18,008 You think we can get A little painting done here? 370 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:20,778 -lighten up, arnold. We're on a break. 371 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,146 -all right. That's it. 372 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:26,383 -I'd had enough. I was fed up with these jokers. 373 00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:28,085 I'd been pushed to my limit. 374 00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:29,987 -hey, you guys took a break 20 minutes ago. 375 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,922 It's time to get Some work done now. 376 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,624 -yeah, yeah, yeah. 377 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:38,462 -and maybe that's when it hit me -- the horrible truth. 378 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:39,863 -whoa. 379 00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:42,466 -I was letting this poor schoolteacher's house 380 00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:45,469 be painted by... a bunch of perverts. 381 00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,871 -you know, I can't believe you. 382 00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:50,474 I am really, really surprised. 383 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:55,178 Donnelly, spinoza, horvath, I hired you. 384 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,481 And from the first day, All you've been doing 385 00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:00,484 Is goldbricking and daydreaming. 386 00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:01,785 And from now on, 387 00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:04,688 There's gonna be no more breaks And no daydreaming. 388 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,857 Do I make myself clear? 389 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,126 And you're gonna take pride In your work. 390 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:10,460 And you're gonna paint! 391 00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:12,429 And you're not gonna Stop painting 392 00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,064 Until this job is finished! 393 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:17,434 -there -- it was a summons to arms, 394 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,869 an appeal to old-fashioned red-blooded ethics 395 00:17:19,871 --> 00:17:23,507 that called for only one reply. 396 00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:25,342 -we quit. 397 00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:28,245 -see ya. 398 00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:30,747 -what do you mean, you quit? 399 00:17:30,749 --> 00:17:32,716 You can't just quit! 400 00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,185 I already paid you! 401 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:37,588 I paid for those overalls! 402 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:42,292 And those gloves! 403 00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:45,496 -but suddenly I was on my own. 404 00:17:47,265 --> 00:17:50,400 -kevin? Honey, are you all right? 405 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,903 -yeah. I'm fine. 406 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,405 -hey, there -- There's paint in my potatoes! 407 00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:56,940 -shut up, butthead. 408 00:17:56,942 --> 00:18:00,310 -that night, I was in no mood for jokes -- or potatoes. 409 00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:02,479 -you sure You're not working too hard? 410 00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:05,181 -yeah. Mom, I told you, I'm fine. 411 00:18:05,183 --> 00:18:06,884 Really. 412 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:10,186 Besides...It's my job. 413 00:18:10,188 --> 00:18:13,557 -I know. But you look exhausted. 414 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:17,794 Honey, no one would blame you If you quit. 415 00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:21,731 -they wouldn't? 416 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:25,135 -and there it was -- peace with honor. 417 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:26,971 just in my grasp. 418 00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,839 -quit? 419 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,675 He's not gonna quit. 420 00:18:31,677 --> 00:18:34,244 -whoops. 421 00:18:34,246 --> 00:18:36,580 -you know, kevin, At first I had my doubts. 422 00:18:36,582 --> 00:18:39,116 But seeing how hard You've been working... 423 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:42,419 I got to say... 424 00:18:42,421 --> 00:18:44,755 I'm impressed, son. 425 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:47,424 -and I guess that's when I realized, 426 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,659 looking into my father's eyes, 427 00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:52,362 seeing his admiration, his trust, 428 00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:55,098 his total misreading of the situation... 429 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:58,502 I knew there was only one thing to do. 430 00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:03,573 I was gonna turn a profit from this thing or die trying. 431 00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:09,146 sure, I'd gotten confused by beauty, by lust, by greed. 432 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,748 but no more. Nope. 433 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:15,619 from now on, business was business was... 434 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:22,159 -I've been waiting for you. 435 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:23,727 -never mind. 436 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,795 -you have? 437 00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:28,765 -kevin! 438 00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:31,034 -oh. Hi. 439 00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:34,204 -I'm glad you stopped by. Won't you come in? 440 00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:38,241 I just made some lemonade. Would you like some? 441 00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:41,077 No, thanks. I just came over To tell you something. 442 00:19:41,079 --> 00:19:43,380 -oh? What? 443 00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:46,082 -at that moment, I noticed something about miss farmer 444 00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:48,151 that I'd never before seen. 445 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:53,423 she had a large man in her kitchen. 446 00:19:53,425 --> 00:19:57,160 -oh, kevin -- This is mr. Kaplan. 447 00:19:57,162 --> 00:19:59,463 He just bought my house. 448 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,264 -what? 449 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:02,566 -please, lisa. 450 00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,067 "Dave." 451 00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:07,404 -we just signed the papers This morning. 452 00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:09,239 -I couldn't believe it. 453 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:11,808 she'd really done this? To me? 454 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:13,277 -you're moving? 455 00:20:13,279 --> 00:20:17,180 -not far -- Just an apartment across town. 456 00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:18,348 [ sighs ] 457 00:20:18,350 --> 00:20:20,517 I love this house. 458 00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:23,353 You know, When I first moved in here, 459 00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:25,889 I guess I thought That someday I'd get married 460 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:29,125 And raise my family here. 461 00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:32,896 But I just don't know what it is About this neighborhood. 462 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,965 The mailman, my next-door Neighbor with his lawnmower -- 463 00:20:35,967 --> 00:20:38,067 Seems these guys See a single girl 464 00:20:38,069 --> 00:20:41,037 And all they want to do Is take advantage of her. 465 00:20:42,974 --> 00:20:44,441 -oh. 466 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,912 -oh. 467 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,348 -and somehow, right then, 468 00:20:51,350 --> 00:20:55,219 I began to get an inkling of what was really going on here. 469 00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:58,589 -well, uh... I guess you won't want me 470 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,624 To finish painting the house, Then, right? 471 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:03,694 -why, kevin...Of course I do. 472 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:06,930 After all, We made a deal, didn't we? 473 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,966 -guess I already knew what came next. 474 00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:12,102 -and a deal's a deal. 475 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,937 -yeah, that was it -- 476 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:18,175 the bottom line, in anyone's ledger. 477 00:21:20,845 --> 00:21:21,945 -mr. Kaplan... 478 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:25,081 You know, this painting Is getting pretty expensive. 479 00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:27,917 I'm gonna need some extra money To finish it. 480 00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:30,420 -don't look at me, kid. 481 00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:35,092 I just paid 55 grand For a $40,000 house. 482 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,462 -in a world where everyone was taking advantage 483 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,165 of everybody else, 484 00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:44,901 sex and economics were facts of life... 485 00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:47,170 for all of us. 486 00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:48,705 -the teenagers in africa 487 00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:51,074 Have a life that's very much Different from yours... 488 00:21:51,076 --> 00:21:54,043 -I continued to see miss farmer every day, 489 00:21:54,045 --> 00:21:56,746 but somehow it wasn't the same after that. 490 00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:58,915 -they usually spend Their time... 491 00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:02,286 -after all, in a way, she'd done me a favor -- 492 00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:04,655 taught me a lesson in life. 493 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:08,792 to wit -- when it came to beautiful women and money, 494 00:22:08,794 --> 00:22:11,060 it would always end like this -- 495 00:22:11,062 --> 00:22:14,798 some guy would get stuck on a ladder in november... 496 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:17,200 -hey! 497 00:22:17,202 --> 00:22:19,435 You missed a spot! 498 00:22:19,437 --> 00:22:21,471 -...And some guy would end up alone. 499 00:22:21,473 --> 00:22:27,177 -♪ ...Be sure that this is love Beyond compare... ♪ 500 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,879 -all I know for sure is 501 00:22:28,881 --> 00:22:31,648 it took me six weeks to finish painting that house. 502 00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:36,553 it cost me $214 of my own hard-earned money. 503 00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:39,756 -♪ ...Would all this be true ♪ 504 00:22:39,758 --> 00:22:41,525 ♪ if I didn't care... ♪ 505 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,861 -and the next spring, 506 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:46,830 mr. Kaplan put up aluminum siding. 37002

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