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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,568 --> 00:00:03,802 [ rooster crows ] 2 00:00:03,804 --> 00:00:06,004 -ever since there have been fathers and sons, 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,106 there have been father-and-son traditions, 4 00:00:08,108 --> 00:00:13,177 rituals that bond man to boy and knit boy to man. 5 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:15,346 in my family, there was one tradition 6 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:19,851 that outranked all others in sheer gross ritual tonnage. 7 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:24,055 the triennial arnold three-day fishing trip. 8 00:00:27,094 --> 00:00:27,925 -that everything? 9 00:00:27,927 --> 00:00:29,661 -think so. -yeah. 10 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:31,196 -ah, let me check. 11 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:34,299 -every few years, dad would round up the poles and boots 12 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:36,768 and his old army tent from the attic 13 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:39,904 and pack us off for a weekend at berlinger falls. 14 00:00:39,906 --> 00:00:41,806 not that we had a choice in the matter. 15 00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:44,643 -okay. Looks like we got it all. 16 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:46,745 Everybody ready? 17 00:00:46,747 --> 00:00:48,413 -no. 18 00:00:49,682 --> 00:00:51,450 Yes. 19 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:54,219 -right, dad. We're ready. 20 00:00:54,221 --> 00:00:55,019 -good. Let's get started. 21 00:00:55,021 --> 00:00:57,088 -so, that fall of 1972, 22 00:00:57,090 --> 00:01:00,892 we headed off for our first expedition since I was 12. 23 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:02,526 -I get the front seat. -I get the front. 24 00:01:02,528 --> 00:01:04,262 -just get in the car! 25 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:07,164 -fine. Then I get the backseat. 26 00:01:07,166 --> 00:01:10,468 [ chuckles ] Sucker. 27 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:13,038 [ laughs ] 28 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,273 -butthead. 29 00:01:15,275 --> 00:01:17,375 [ engine turns over ] -the funny thing is, 30 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:22,046 of all the trips we ever made, it's the one I remember most, 31 00:01:22,048 --> 00:01:25,884 not because it was the best or the worst... 32 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:27,218 -are we there yet? 33 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,219 -wayne. 34 00:01:28,221 --> 00:01:29,520 -hey, just asking. 35 00:01:29,522 --> 00:01:33,191 -...But because it was the last. 36 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:39,097 [ joe cocker's "With a little Help from my friends" plays ] 37 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:55,947 -♪ baby ♪ 38 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,616 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 39 00:01:58,618 --> 00:02:00,785 -♪ said I'm gonna make it With my friends ♪ 40 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:03,555 -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 41 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:05,623 -♪ oh, oh, I'm gonna keep on tryin' ♪ 42 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:08,492 -♪ get by with a little help From my friends ♪ 43 00:02:08,494 --> 00:02:10,728 -♪ I'm gonna keep on tryin', Now, babe ♪ 44 00:02:10,730 --> 00:02:14,432 -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 45 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:19,471 -berlinger falls -- 46 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,305 fresh air, trees, 47 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:23,942 a suburban outdoorsman's valhalla. 48 00:02:23,944 --> 00:02:27,611 where men could kick back in the company of men... 49 00:02:27,613 --> 00:02:29,080 such as they were. 50 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:32,316 it was a place where dads could be dads 51 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:36,787 and kids could be kids. 52 00:02:36,789 --> 00:02:42,127 where fathers and sons could share things...Together. 53 00:02:42,129 --> 00:02:43,461 three men in a tent. 54 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:45,563 [ canned heat's "Going up the country" plays ] 55 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:47,098 -♪ I'm going up the country ♪ 56 00:02:47,100 --> 00:02:48,533 ♪ babe, don't you want ♪ 57 00:02:48,535 --> 00:02:51,736 -trouble was, to get there, first you had to be... 58 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:53,337 three men in a car. 59 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:55,840 -gee, dad. Think you could drive A little bit slower? 60 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:58,677 -what are you talking about? I'm driving 55. 61 00:02:58,679 --> 00:02:59,810 -whoa. 62 00:02:59,812 --> 00:03:01,379 [ chuckles ] 63 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:04,382 -not that bickering in the bucket was anything new to us. 64 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:06,651 -kevin, I said Turn down that music. 65 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:08,586 -why? 66 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:11,422 -it's too loud. -it is not. 67 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:12,556 -♪ tastes like wine ♪ 68 00:03:12,558 --> 00:03:14,592 -still, this time, 69 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:16,594 it was clear something had changed, 70 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:18,429 something hard to define. 71 00:03:18,431 --> 00:03:20,765 -who thought Of this stupid trip, anyway? 72 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:22,500 -what's that supposed to mean? 73 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:25,403 -[ sniffs ] Means why are we going? 74 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:27,072 -fortunately, 75 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:29,274 when it came to questions of cosmic dimensions, 76 00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:31,642 the old man was a pro. 77 00:03:31,644 --> 00:03:34,312 -look, I took a day off, I got you two a day off, 78 00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:36,081 And now we're going fishing. 79 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:39,017 And that's all I want to hear. Understood? 80 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:40,851 -got it. 81 00:03:40,853 --> 00:03:42,720 -and, given the circumstances, 82 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,089 it was probably as good a reason as any. 83 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:47,458 -[ whistling ] -♪ got to get away ♪ 84 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:50,127 -after all, this was ritual. 85 00:03:50,129 --> 00:03:53,631 this was tradition. 86 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:54,632 this was... 87 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:57,902 -ed's bait shop. Remember? 88 00:03:57,904 --> 00:04:00,505 -...Ed's bait shop. 89 00:04:00,507 --> 00:04:03,173 the last outpost before the wild. 90 00:04:03,175 --> 00:04:05,843 night crawlers, inchworms, grubs. 91 00:04:05,845 --> 00:04:07,611 what kid could forget it? 92 00:04:07,613 --> 00:04:11,883 -okay, fan out. We need hooks, Leader, waders, and lures. 93 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:15,786 -wait a minute. 94 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:20,091 -uh, dad? How 'bout some food? 95 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,527 -food? -yeah. 96 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:24,963 -you know, to eat. -what are you talking about? 97 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,631 We don't need food! We're gonna catch fish! 98 00:04:29,969 --> 00:04:31,969 Get beans. 99 00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:33,938 -yeah. And beer. -yeah. 100 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,107 -yeah. -and soda for kevin. 101 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,775 [ buzzer ] 102 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:39,277 -wait a minute. 103 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:42,881 -dad...I'm 16 years old. 104 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:44,648 -so? 105 00:04:44,650 --> 00:04:48,319 -so...I can handle a brew. 106 00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:52,323 -figured I'd get the priorities straight from the get-go. 107 00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:53,991 -fine. 108 00:04:53,993 --> 00:04:56,561 Get him root beer. 109 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,263 -seemed clear 110 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:02,199 this tradition business was gonna have its drawbacks. 111 00:05:02,201 --> 00:05:04,969 -hi. This it? 112 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,937 -and not just for me. 113 00:05:06,939 --> 00:05:08,272 -where's ed? 114 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:09,774 -ed? 115 00:05:09,776 --> 00:05:11,576 -you know, ed. 116 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:13,811 Runs the place. Nice old guy. 117 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:16,514 -oh. He's dead. 118 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:19,817 Boating accident Couple of years ago. 119 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:21,319 -hmm. 120 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:25,590 -well...Send him Our regards, anyway. 121 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:27,057 -so...Doing a little fishing. 122 00:05:27,059 --> 00:05:28,192 -yeah. 123 00:05:28,194 --> 00:05:29,861 -fortunately, not in a boat. 124 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:32,229 -we're heading up To berlinger falls -- 125 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:35,299 A little secret spot I found. 126 00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:38,403 -oh. Can't go up there anymore. 127 00:05:38,405 --> 00:05:40,505 Not by car, anyway. 128 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,940 They closed that road Last summer. 129 00:05:42,942 --> 00:05:44,876 The only way in's by foot. 130 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,377 8 miles. 131 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:51,349 -it was a major setback -- for tradition, for memories... 132 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,685 -well... 133 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,653 We're going anyway. 134 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:57,955 -...But not for my father. 135 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:05,563 after all, we were campers, not hikers. 136 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:07,965 -I can't believe this. 137 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:09,901 -dad, are you sure you know What you're doing? 138 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:13,271 -what are you talking about? It's just a few leaves. 139 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:15,740 -even though it was more like the whole forest. 140 00:06:15,742 --> 00:06:16,974 -you know what? 141 00:06:16,976 --> 00:06:19,110 Maybe we ought to scrap This plan, head for home. 142 00:06:19,112 --> 00:06:21,412 What do you think? -yeah, I think he's got a point. 143 00:06:21,414 --> 00:06:22,913 -seemed clear to us -- 144 00:06:22,915 --> 00:06:25,649 some things were meant to be, some weren't. 145 00:06:25,651 --> 00:06:27,818 -don't be ridiculous. 146 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:30,488 We've come this far. We're not turning back. 147 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:33,057 -but, dad, We don't even know where we are. 148 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:36,594 -of course we do. I never get lost. 149 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:40,565 -and so...Thanks to dad's built-in compass 150 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:44,301 and a lot of good luck... 151 00:06:44,303 --> 00:06:45,469 [ wings fluttering ] 152 00:06:45,471 --> 00:06:49,674 ...We finally arrived, three hours later. 153 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:54,044 -well, we're here. 154 00:06:54,046 --> 00:06:55,747 -oh, good. 155 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:58,883 -yeah. Great. 156 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:01,185 -so? What do you think? 157 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:02,586 -but what could we say? 158 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:04,889 we'd been shanghaied from our beds, 159 00:07:04,891 --> 00:07:06,891 hauled through the woods, and dumped here. 160 00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:08,092 and for what? 161 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:12,630 -it's perfect, isn't it? Just like it always was. 162 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:16,500 -and the funny thing is, 163 00:07:16,502 --> 00:07:20,004 at that moment, seeing it through dad's eyes... 164 00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:23,675 suddenly that stupid little spot didn't seem all that bad. 165 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,476 -it's okay. 166 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:27,812 -not bad. 167 00:07:27,814 --> 00:07:32,750 -and there was only one more thing to say. 168 00:07:32,752 --> 00:07:37,755 -let's get moving. Time to make camp. 169 00:07:39,892 --> 00:07:41,024 -and so we set to work 170 00:07:41,026 --> 00:07:44,629 carving out our place in the great outdoors, 171 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:48,833 following a ritual we'd known since we were kids. 172 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:52,303 it's funny, but setting up that old tent 173 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:56,640 was kind of like going back in time. 174 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:59,310 and somehow, working like that, 175 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:04,315 we recaptured something we'd almost forgotten. 176 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,450 beans. 177 00:08:06,452 --> 00:08:08,219 -this is the life, isn't it? 178 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:10,922 Don't worry. 179 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:13,958 Tomorrow we'll get up early and Catch us a mess of fish, right? 180 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:15,593 -sure, dad. 181 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:16,727 -[ belches ] 182 00:08:16,729 --> 00:08:18,429 -it was great. 183 00:08:18,431 --> 00:08:21,099 old times, good times... 184 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,600 sitting around the fire... 185 00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:25,569 dad and me skinning wayne at cards... 186 00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:27,605 -gin. 187 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:29,306 -what?! 188 00:08:29,308 --> 00:08:30,541 it was kind of like 189 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:34,745 finding out your pet hamster could do calculus. 190 00:08:34,747 --> 00:08:37,448 -dad, pop me a beer, will you? -yeah, me too. 191 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:41,652 -what the hey? it was worth a shot. 192 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,321 -never mind. 193 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:46,824 -you know...I've been thinking. 194 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:49,493 One of these days, I'm gonna chuck it all. 195 00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:53,665 Find us a place to retire -- Like this. 196 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:57,301 We could build us a cabin, Logs, maybe. 197 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:59,903 Wouldn't have to be much. 198 00:08:59,905 --> 00:09:00,904 -it was the same old dream 199 00:09:00,906 --> 00:09:04,508 dad had talked about since I was 3 years old. 200 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:08,379 -we could come here in april And stay till it snowed. 201 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,880 We could catch fish all summer, 202 00:09:09,882 --> 00:09:12,049 Live off what we caught. 203 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,217 -it was like a litany. 204 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:16,554 we'd heard it a hundred times before. 205 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,923 still, that night, for some reason... 206 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:21,158 -yeah, what about your mortgage? 207 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:24,829 -what's that got to do with it? 208 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:28,266 -well... 209 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:30,968 Don't you, like, Owe the bank a pile? 210 00:09:30,970 --> 00:09:35,006 -yeah. I mean, Is that really practical? 211 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:38,609 I mean, with what you make And everything? 212 00:09:40,279 --> 00:09:42,846 -of course, looking back, our two cents 213 00:09:42,848 --> 00:09:46,017 might not have been exactly in the spirit of the moment. 214 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:48,185 -[ laughs ] 215 00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:51,188 Gin. [ chuckles ] 216 00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:53,924 Another hand, huh? 217 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:56,894 -uh, I don't think so. 218 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:01,765 Maybe we ought To hit the hay, huh? 219 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,267 -yeah, sure! 220 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,935 -sure, dad. 221 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:06,437 -good call. 222 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,973 after all, if things were a little rough around the fire, 223 00:10:09,975 --> 00:10:15,079 at least we always had the comfort of the old tent. 224 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:18,582 -my sleeping bag. 225 00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:20,751 -hey, come on. 226 00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:22,753 -watch it! 227 00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:23,888 -you watch it. -you can wait. 228 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:25,322 -wayne. 229 00:10:25,324 --> 00:10:27,591 -hey, that's my spot. You're in my spot. 230 00:10:27,593 --> 00:10:29,694 -okay, okay! -get out! 231 00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:33,363 -wait! Wait a minute! Let's think this out! 232 00:10:33,365 --> 00:10:36,867 What happened? 233 00:10:36,869 --> 00:10:41,038 -but it wasn't gonna take a genius to figure this one out. 234 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:45,475 stated simply, we were 38 square feet of family 235 00:10:45,477 --> 00:10:48,379 in 32 square feet of tent... 236 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:50,714 which added up to one thing. 237 00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:53,150 -who thought of this stupid trip In the first place? 238 00:10:53,152 --> 00:10:54,452 -knew we should have stayed In a motel. 239 00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:55,953 -wayne. 240 00:10:55,955 --> 00:10:58,689 -you know, I'm gonna sleep outside. -no, I'll sleep outside. 241 00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:00,424 -no. I'll sleep outside. 242 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,760 -and, of course, it was the only solution. 243 00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:05,529 [ thunder crashes, Rain falling ] 244 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:07,765 and I guess at that moment, it was clear -- 245 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:10,701 the horrible unvarnished truth. 246 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:15,440 we were caught, trapped -- three men in a tent... 247 00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:18,375 with no way out. 248 00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:20,577 and not only that... 249 00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:21,979 -dad. 250 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:23,580 -yeah. 251 00:11:23,582 --> 00:11:25,950 -there's a leak. 252 00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:33,324 -the next morning, the clouds had cleared. 253 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:35,493 by some miracle of physical engineering, 254 00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:39,296 we'd made it through the night...Alive. 255 00:11:39,298 --> 00:11:42,399 and as the sun rose, hope once again 256 00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:45,736 sprang full-blown in the arnold manly breast. 257 00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:50,575 after all, this was fishing. this was tradition. 258 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,009 this was... 259 00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:53,511 [ insects buzzing ] 260 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:54,278 ...Carnage. 261 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:56,347 -does anyone have any bug spray? 262 00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:57,748 -we ran out an hour ago. 263 00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,650 -seemed the only thing biting around here 264 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,953 were the mosquitoes. 265 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,755 so it was time to fall back on the oldest technique 266 00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:07,591 known to fishermen in times of trouble. 267 00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:09,327 -kevin, you got to cast it out Further 268 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,028 If you want to catch anything. 269 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:12,963 -give the other guy advice. 270 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:16,100 -don't worry about me. I know what I'm doing. 271 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:17,368 -even though I didn't. 272 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,702 -dad! 273 00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:20,504 Dad, I got a bite. 274 00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:22,172 -need any help? 275 00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:23,106 -no. I got it. 276 00:12:23,108 --> 00:12:24,909 -and I did. I had it. 277 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,777 the first catch of the day. 278 00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,679 -ease her in. 279 00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,581 [ water splashes ] Ease her in. 280 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,951 -it was big, all right -- big, mean, tough. 281 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:37,121 it was... 282 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:40,257 totally humiliating. 283 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,726 [ laughter ] 284 00:12:44,096 --> 00:12:46,764 -personally, I'd throw it back. It's flat. 285 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,433 -nah, keep it. It'll look good on the wall. 286 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,602 [ laughter ] 287 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:55,573 -pretty funny. 288 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,408 -hey, kev! 289 00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:00,778 Hey, I hear the tires Are really biting around here. 290 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,081 -shut up, butthead. 291 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:07,918 -okay, then. If that's the way they wanted to play it, 292 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,987 I could play rough, too. 293 00:13:09,989 --> 00:13:13,223 after all, if I couldn't catch a fish, 294 00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:17,028 there was always a chance I might snare myself 295 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:20,932 a 140-pound large-mouth ass. 296 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:23,200 -hey, wayne, Come over here. 297 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:25,903 I got to show you something. It's really cool. -yeah? 298 00:13:25,905 --> 00:13:29,006 -yeah, you got to see it. -okay. In a second. 299 00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:31,942 -[ chuckles ] it was mean. It was rotten. 300 00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:34,711 it was irresistible. 301 00:13:34,713 --> 00:13:37,848 -what is it, kev? You find something? 302 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:40,184 -uh, no, dad. It's nothing. 303 00:13:40,186 --> 00:13:41,685 It's for wayne. 304 00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:43,521 Wayne! 305 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:46,223 -no, really. Let me take a look. 306 00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:50,094 -uh-oh. 307 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:51,528 -no! Dad! 308 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,769 -[ laughs ] 309 00:13:59,771 --> 00:14:02,473 -dad? 310 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,241 Dad? 311 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:15,185 I'm really sorry, dad. 312 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,120 -yeah. 313 00:14:17,122 --> 00:14:21,358 -you know, it wasn't Supposed to happen like that. 314 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,194 -uh-huh. 315 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,330 -I hope you're not mad. 316 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,864 -of course, this was my father. 317 00:14:27,866 --> 00:14:31,201 he, of all men, could appreciate the humor in this. 318 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,604 -how could you pull A stupid stunt like that? 319 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:36,306 Kevin, someone Could have been hurt! 320 00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:39,309 -okay, I knew what was required here -- 321 00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:41,144 an honest apology... 322 00:14:41,146 --> 00:14:43,480 straight, simple, and heartfelt. 323 00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:47,651 -I'm sorry, dad. I tried to warn you. 324 00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:50,153 And you were there, and... 325 00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:54,658 [ chuckling ] Then you weren't. 326 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,660 -but maybe it was the lack of sleep 327 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:58,161 or maybe it was seeing him 328 00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:00,831 standing there in wet boxer shorts. 329 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:04,502 -and, uh...I'm also sorry 330 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:07,838 About losing your hat. 331 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,008 But I bet it's caught A lot of fish by now. 332 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,976 -it was awful. 333 00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:16,280 the madder he got, the funnier it seemed. 334 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:18,549 -and then... -hey, you guys! 335 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,850 I got a fish! I got a fish! 336 00:15:20,852 --> 00:15:22,252 -...From the brink of annihilation... 337 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,420 -get the net! -I'll get the net. 338 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,088 -...Came salvation. 339 00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:27,624 -hurry up. Get the net. Get the net. 340 00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:31,362 -suddenly, we knew, to a man, exactly why we had come. 341 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,698 -I got it. -let me get my pants on! 342 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:36,367 -it didn't matter that wayne made the initial strike. 343 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,669 -oh, man! It's a big one! 344 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:42,573 -we were all one unit now, a well-oiled machine 345 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:45,509 working in harmony to bring glory to our quest. 346 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:48,278 -easy, now! 347 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,780 -whoo! 348 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,950 [ laughs ] yes! Yes! -got it! 349 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,819 -whoo! 350 00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:57,153 Man, look at the size Of that sucker! 351 00:15:57,155 --> 00:15:59,290 -it must be like a 12-pounder. 352 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,358 -that baby's a fighter! 353 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,560 -man, he was strong! I thought It was gonna rip off my arm! 354 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:06,163 -finally, we had what we'd been waiting for -- 355 00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,665 something we could tell our grandchildren about... 356 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:12,870 the day we caught a 30-pounder together. 357 00:16:25,717 --> 00:16:28,151 [ crickets chirping ] 358 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,187 [ owl hooting ] 359 00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:35,960 -I don't believe it. Beans again. 360 00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:37,728 -let's face it. 361 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:40,898 we were failures as campers... 362 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,367 as anglers... 363 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,770 as men. 364 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,938 -well, I know. 365 00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:50,007 Why don't we cook up Kevin's catch? 366 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,043 Nothing like the taste of Barbecued steel-belted radial. 367 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:54,144 [ laughs ] 368 00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,746 Or how about Filet of firestone? 369 00:16:56,748 --> 00:16:57,814 [ laughter ] 370 00:16:57,816 --> 00:17:01,986 -not to mention stand-up comedians. 371 00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:04,922 -very funny. 372 00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:07,725 I hope you're all Enjoying yourselves. 373 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,694 -because I wasn't. I was fed up. 374 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,429 -whoa. Where are you going? 375 00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,698 -I'm getting a beer. 376 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,466 -kevin. -dad. 377 00:17:16,468 --> 00:17:19,136 I'm tired, I'm hot, And I'm sick of soda. 378 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:21,138 So I'm having a beer, okay? 379 00:17:21,140 --> 00:17:25,308 -and there it was. A challenge even dad couldn't ignore. 380 00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,177 -you know... 381 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:34,117 ...Maybe the problem is we've Been using the wrong lures. 382 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:36,987 The stuff you buy in the stores Is no damn good. 383 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:39,723 Tell you something. 384 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:44,862 When I get my place up here, Things are gonna be different. 385 00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:45,996 -I couldn't believe it. 386 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:49,432 I was trying my best to assert my manhood, 387 00:17:49,434 --> 00:17:52,636 and this guy was ignoring me, like I was a little kid. 388 00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:54,871 and I wasn't gonna take it anymore. 389 00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:56,840 -get off it, dad, will you? 390 00:17:58,544 --> 00:17:59,710 -what? 391 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,212 -all this stuff About building a cabin. 392 00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:06,650 You're never moving up here. Not in a million years. 393 00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:11,922 -I see. 394 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,394 -it was possibly the meanest thing I'd ever said to the man. 395 00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:20,630 but right then, I didn't care. 396 00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:24,434 the way I saw it... turnabout was fair play. 397 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:27,404 -[ laughs ] 398 00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:35,712 I don't believe it! That was great! 399 00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:38,815 Hey, kev. This bud's on you! 400 00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:40,217 -get your hands off me. 401 00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:42,019 -oh, why don't you make me, Scrote? 402 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:44,154 -I'm warning you, wayne. -oh, I'm trembling. 403 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:45,355 -wayne. 404 00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:47,691 -that's enough! What's the matter with you two?! 405 00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:50,694 I bring you all the way Up here to fish, and All you do is fight! 406 00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,696 Honest to god, Why can't we all just try and... 407 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:55,532 Get along, The way we used to? 408 00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,334 -but the thing was... 409 00:18:57,336 --> 00:19:01,071 I don't think we could tell him any more than he could tell us. 410 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,672 -hey... 411 00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:04,607 There's foam on your head. 412 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,378 -that's it. 413 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,680 [ both grunting ] 414 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:13,384 -hey! Break it up! Knock it off! 415 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,851 -and that's when it happened. 416 00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:16,019 -break it up. 417 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:18,555 -things got a little... 418 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,256 -dad! -...Out of hand. 419 00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,998 -dad! 420 00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:39,743 -it was 18 years of memories. 421 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:42,479 and there was nothing we could do 422 00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:46,683 but stand there and watch. 423 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,704 -[ snoring ] 424 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,630 -need any help? 425 00:20:33,632 --> 00:20:36,366 -nah. 426 00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:38,468 -I wasn't sure quite what to say. 427 00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:41,004 I wanted to make things right, but... 428 00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:42,873 I knew I couldn't. 429 00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,809 -sorry about the tent. 430 00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:48,679 -it's okay. 431 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:51,081 -but I knew he was lying. 432 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,917 I knew wayne and I had let him down. 433 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,887 we'd gotten older. 434 00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:59,723 and the sad thing was... 435 00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:02,426 it was nobody's fault. 436 00:21:04,463 --> 00:21:08,498 -why did we come On this stupid trip anyway? 437 00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:13,003 -well... 438 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,339 We planned it. 439 00:21:15,341 --> 00:21:18,342 You got a day off, And you got us a day off. 440 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:22,179 So we came. 441 00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:25,215 Besides... 442 00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:28,685 It's only saturday. 443 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:31,822 Let's stay up here Till tomorrow. 444 00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:36,526 -where are we gonna sleep? 445 00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:40,129 -maybe the hardest part of growing up 446 00:21:40,131 --> 00:21:42,399 is having those you always counted on 447 00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:44,234 look to you. 448 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:48,038 -I don't know. 449 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,907 We'll think of something. 450 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:57,147 -[ sighs ] 451 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,815 Come on. 452 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,650 We'll see what happens, okay? -okay. 453 00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:03,987 -after all, we'd come this far. 454 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,589 no sense turning back now. 455 00:22:06,591 --> 00:22:09,192 [ taj mahal's "Fishin' blues" plays ] 456 00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:10,960 -[ snoring ] 457 00:22:10,962 --> 00:22:13,563 -we fished the rest of that day. 458 00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:15,532 -whoa! -that wasn't bad. 459 00:22:15,534 --> 00:22:17,701 -we didn't catch much. 460 00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:19,202 -♪ bet your life, your sweet ♪ 461 00:22:19,204 --> 00:22:22,539 -dad said he'd like to move up here and open a bait shop. 462 00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:25,708 I told him it was a great idea. 463 00:22:25,710 --> 00:22:27,377 I think he believed me. 464 00:22:27,379 --> 00:22:29,379 -♪ tip that I would like to relate ♪ 465 00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:33,550 -and, in the end, I guess we finally figured out 466 00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:35,718 why we'd come here in the first place. 467 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,554 -♪ my baby's Going fishin', too ♪ 468 00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:40,056 -we'd come to say goodbye. 469 00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:41,558 -♪ to my favorite Fishin' hole ♪ 470 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,227 ♪ baby grabbed me A pole and line ♪ 471 00:22:44,229 --> 00:22:47,397 ♪ throw my pole on in, Caught a 9-pound catfish ♪ 472 00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:49,466 ♪ now, you know I brought him On home ♪ 34966

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