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[ horns honk ]
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-by the timeyou've made it to age 16,
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you pretty much knowall there is to know.
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-couple of burgers, fries,
And two shakes.
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-yeah, here you go.
-thanks.
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-about history, philosophy,the world...
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-hey, kev.
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-hey.
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-...About life.
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there's virtually no situationyou can't handle.
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-here you go.
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-thanks.
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-can I get you anything else?
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-no. It looks great.
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-I put the relish on the side.
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-that's just the way I like it.
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-yeah, you're on topof your game --
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the pinnacle of poise,the essence of cool.
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no doubt about it.
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from the right thing to wearto the right place to sit
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to the right personto sit with.
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at 16, you've pretty muchlearned it all.
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well, almost all.
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-are you sure
You got enough relish, kevin?
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-huh?
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-okay, so there's one subject
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you're just as dumb aboutas you ever were.
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-w-winnie,
It's not what you think.
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I, uh...Just...I, uh...
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[ ringo starr's
"You're sixteen" plays ]
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-yeah -- love.
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-♪ you come on like a dream ♪
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-what's the matter?
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Stomach feeling
A little queasy, is it?
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Feels like the least
Little thing might set it off?
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-winnie, please.
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-maybe I should get you
Something to eat!
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How about some...Cole slaw?
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Liver?
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Fried squid?!
-winnie! [ groans ]
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-oh, you poor thing,
You're not comfy!
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-[ groans ]
-let me fix your pillows!
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Oh, you have a fever!
You're burning up!
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That's okay. I'll help you.
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Poor baby, now you're cold!
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Well, here's your blankie!
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You're rude, insensitive,
Thoughtless, and smug!
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-♪ we fell in love
On the night we met ♪
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-that's the most
Insensitive thing
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I've ever heard in my life!
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You don't understand
Anything, kevin!
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You don't understand anything
At all!
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-♪ could not stop ♪
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♪ you walked out of my dreams ♪
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♪ and into my arms ♪
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♪ now you're my angel... ♪
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-well...I, uh -- I just, uh...
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-I hope you're hungry!
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-[ scoffs ]
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-like I said,at 16, you've learned nothing.
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[ kazoo solo ]
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nothing at all.
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-♪ what would you do
If I sang out of tune? ♪
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♪ would you stand up
And walk out on me? ♪
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♪ lend me your ears,
And I'll sing you a song ♪
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♪ I will try not to sing
Out of key, yeah ♪
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♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪
-♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ all I need is my buddies ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ I'm sayin'
I'm gonna get higher ♪
-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪
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-♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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-♪ somebody who knows
Quite sure ♪
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♪ baby ♪
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-♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ said I'm gonna make it
With my friends ♪
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-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ oh, I'm gonna
Keep on trying ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now,
Baby ♪
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-♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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-adolescence.
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the age of maturity,confidence,
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boundless self-assurance...
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and, let's not forget,unutterable misery.
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fortunately,in times of crisis,
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every teenagerhas a secret weapon --
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his friends.
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-so, uh, what happened?
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-what?
-winnie.
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What did you do?
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-that's just it.
I didn't really do anything.
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I just ordered some food.
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-right!
-right!
-right!
-right!
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-man, you blew it.
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-thanks, paul.
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-hey, come on.
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Take it easy on the guy.
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I mean, his best girl
Just walked out on him.
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-yeah, that's right.
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-yeah, that's the thingabout friends.
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they're always there --with sympathy, support...
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-so...She's probably not gonna
Eat the hamburger, right?
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-yeah, can I have her fries?
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-yeah, don't let that shake
Go to waste!
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-but most of all, growing up,
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they're the guyswho never fail you,
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who never lose faith in you.
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-you can't do that.
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-yes, I can!
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-kevin, you're talking about
Winnie cooper here.
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I mean, get real.
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-what's your point?
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-look, I just know
That if carla dumped me,
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I could never go and talk to her
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About liking the guy
She dumped me for.
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-she didn't dump me, paul.
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-especially if it's somebody
Like kirk mccray.
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-it doesn't bother me, okay?
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-somebody older who's, like,
Twice my size.
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-what difference does that make?
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-who's got muscles out to here
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And a dark tan
In the middle of the winter.
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-well, maybe I'm not like you,
Paul!
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Maybe I'm just a little more
Secure than that, okay?
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-yeah. Sure.
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-look, there's no reason
I can't talk to winnie!
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We're still friends!
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All I have to do
Is go up to her and say...
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-[ operatic voice ] ♪ somehow ♪
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-♪ someday ♪
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-♪ somewhe-e-e-re ♪
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-♪ somewhe-e-e-e-re ♪
-♪ somewhe-e-e-e-re ♪
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-kev...You got to do something
About this.
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-like what?
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-like talk to her.
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-yeah. Always worked for me.
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-when did it work for you?
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-well...Hypothetically.
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-yeah. You're right.
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-after all,
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there are some quandariesin a young man's life
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that even his friendscan't solve for him...
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-go on, kev. Give it a shot.
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-yeah!
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-...Times when a teenager
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needs to stand upand act from his heart...
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[ bell rings ]
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...Draw on his vast experience,and let poetry do the rest.
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-is there something
I can do for you, kevin?
-huh?
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I need to talk to winnie.
-I'm sorry, but that
Won't be possible.
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-I just have to explain.
-gwendolyn doesn't wish to speak
To you right now.
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I hope I make myself clear.
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[ doorbell rings ]
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-kevin!
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-winnie...
I just want you to know that...
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I know.
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No, you don't
Have to say anything.
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Just...Know that I know. Okay?
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-know what?
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-winnie! Paul told me!
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And I'm glad he did!
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-paul told you?
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-well, yeah! Isn't that great?!
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-paul told you?!
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-he says you're crazy about me!
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[ door slams,
Dog barks in distance ]
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I got this for you.
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It's not much, but...
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I mean, they had this great one
For 48 bucks.
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But, uh...Anyway...
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It's stainless...
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And rustproof, and...
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I'd like you to wear it.
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-I can't take it.
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-okay, so vast experiencedoesn't always apply.
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when you're 16, you haveother tools at your disposal,
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things like...
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-yes? Can we help you?
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-...Logic.
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-winnie, come on.
You're being ridiculous.
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Y-you're blowing this
Whole thing out of proportion.
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You're completely overreacting.
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I mean, haven't you ever looked
At another girl?
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-and there you have it --
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logic, reason, experience.
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when you're 16,none of it means a thing.
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and nothing countsbut the way you feel --
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and the way you felt --
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the first dayyou ever really knew...
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-hi.
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-hi.
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-hi.
-...About love.
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-whatcha doing?
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-nothing.
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-oh.
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-when are you coming
Back to school?
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-monday.
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-oh.
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-but maybe we could
Do something tomorrow.
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I mean, if you want.
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-yeah. I mean, sure.
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If you want.
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-well, I'm going to my uncle's
In the morning,
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But I'll be back around 3:00.
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-come on, kev! Let's go!
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-okay, well, bye.
See you tomorrow.
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-okay, bye.
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-bye.
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[ van morrison's
"Brown-eyed girl" plays ]
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-♪ hey, where did we go ♪
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♪ days when the rains came ♪
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♪ down in the hollow ♪
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♪ playin' a new game ♪
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♪ laughin' and a-runnin',
Hey, hey ♪
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♪ skippin' and a-jumpin' ♪
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♪ in the misty morning fog
With ♪
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♪ ah, our hearts a-thumpin',
And you ♪
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♪ my brown-eyed girl ♪
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♪ you, my brown-eyed girl ♪
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♪ and whatever happened ♪
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♪ to tuesday and so slow? ♪
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♪ going down the old mine
With a ♪
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♪ transistor radio ♪
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♪ standing in the sunlight,
Laughin' ♪
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♪ hiding behind
A rainbow's wall with you ♪
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♪ my brown-eyed girl ♪
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♪ you, my brown-eyed girl ♪
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-"Friends"?!
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-unh!
-I'll give you "Friends"!
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Unh!
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-when you're 12 years oldand a guy,
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the whole subject of womentends to be pretty much...
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a mystery.
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communicationswith the opposite sex
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are still kind of rudimentary.
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[ clang! ]
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-um, lisa?
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-oh, kevin.
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-yeah.
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Um, did you just say...
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You'd go to the dance with brad?
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-well...Yeah.
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-but...
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You just said you'd go with me.
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-that was before brad asked me.
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-so?
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-well...I mean...
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You're not gonna...Be weird
About this or anything, are you?
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I mean,
I really like you, kevin...
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As a...
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[ airplane engine whining ]
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...Friend.
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[ explosion ]
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-still, little by little,you begin to catch on.
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you masterthe language of love.
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-[ speaking french ]
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-[ speaking french ]
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-until, by the timeyou leave junior high school...
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-kevin...
261
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-madeline...
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-kevin!
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[ laughter ]
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-...You're right backwhere you started.
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-"Friends"?!
266
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-unh!
-I'll give you "Friends"!
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-unh!
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-yeah, you're on topof your game --
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the pinnacle of poise,the essence of cool.
270
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-hey, butthead!
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Whatcha doing?
272
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-none of your business.
273
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-yeah, I heard
The coopster dumped you.
274
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-hey, she didn't dump me!
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Winnie!
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-we're not talking to you.
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-yeah, you're right, kev.
The girl's all over you.
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-bug off, wayne.
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-hey, man, I'm sorry.
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Really.
-yeah, right.
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-no, no.
I am -- I-I-I've been there.
282
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-yeah?
-sure. Lots of times.
283
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Hey, I got an idea.
284
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Maybe I should go over
And talk to her for you.
285
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-no. No. Really, wayne.
286
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-come on. I'm your brother.
Who else you gonna turn to?
287
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-well...
288
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-and, of course,the guy did have a point.
289
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I mean, he was family...
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or so my parents told me.
291
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-oh, working on
Your sex education, I see.
292
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I'm not sure you boys
Are old enough for this.
293
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-give it back, wayne.
294
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-let's see.
295
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Huh.
296
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Pretty hot stuff.
297
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You know, I bet the guys
Who wrote this book
298
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Have never even been
To second base.
299
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-well, what's that
Supposed to mean?
300
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-you don't know
What second base is?
301
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-of course we know
What second base is.
302
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Sort of.
303
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-all right...
-come to think of it,
304
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maybe that was the problem.
305
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much of myearly formal education
306
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in the subtletiesof male-female relationships
307
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came from a guy who was evenmore ignorant than I was...
308
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-and I'm telling you,
309
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Everybody gets
To at least second base
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By the 7th grade.
311
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-...Which is not to say thewayner didn't mean well enough.
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-[ mockingly ] hey, steve!
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It looks like my baby brother
314
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And his girlfriend
Have found each other.
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[ chuckles ]
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-she's not my girlfriend.
317
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-he thinks you are so-o-o cute.
318
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-I don't think she's cute.
319
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-he wants to give you
A big...Wet...
320
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Kiss.
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[ smooches loudly ]
322
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[ chuckles ] he told me.
323
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-you liar.
324
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-still, the truth was,when it came to winnie cooper,
325
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I'd always beena desperate man.
326
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-come on. I won't say anything.
Let me just do this.
327
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-well...
328
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-and sometimes, desperate timesrequire desperate measures.
329
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-okay.
330
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-winnie! Hi!
331
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[ sighs ] here's the deal.
332
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-besides,think of it this way --
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when the whole worldhangs in the balance,
334
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help often comesfrom the least likely places.
335
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-creep!
336
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:02,059
-huh.
337
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She's all yours.
338
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-and there you have it.
339
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the awful truth.the bottom line.
340
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when it comes to love,there's no simple fix.
341
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you're out there on you're own.
342
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:22,279
and maybe all you can dois hang on
343
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:24,781
and hope for the best
344
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and lead with your heart.
345
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,487
[ karla bonoff's "Wild heart
Of the young" plays ]
346
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-♪ these days when I... ♪
347
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:40,064
-you're such a jerk.
348
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:41,732
-huh?
349
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:45,902
-why'd you have to embarrass me
In front of everyone like that?
350
00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:47,037
-♪ ...About you ♪
351
00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:50,541
♪ and all that time ♪
-I didn't mean to!
352
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,743
-you're such a jerk!
353
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:55,312
-♪ we were as one ♪
-[ sighs ]
354
00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:59,316
-♪ kids on the run ♪
355
00:16:59,318 --> 00:17:01,451
-what is with you, huh?!
356
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,624
One minute you like me,
357
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:08,626
And then the next minute
You don't!
358
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:09,860
First you kiss me,
359
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,429
And then you act like
You don't even know me!
360
00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:14,598
You've been doing this all year!
361
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:18,135
I mean, if you like me,
Then say so!
362
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,137
But if you don't...
363
00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:23,440
Then...Don't act like
You do, okay?
364
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:26,409
-♪ ...In your touch ♪
365
00:17:26,411 --> 00:17:27,410
-okay?!
366
00:17:27,412 --> 00:17:30,080
-♪ you knew so much ♪
367
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:32,782
-kevin, I have to go away
This summer.
368
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,652
-what?!
369
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:41,024
-♪ I loved you like ♪
370
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:45,161
♪ I'll never love another ♪
371
00:17:45,163 --> 00:17:47,330
-I don't want to talk to you.
372
00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:49,933
-look, winnie, I'm sorry
Everything got messed up,
373
00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,635
But we can straighten it out.
374
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:54,404
-just leave me alone.
375
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,373
-winnie. Winnie!
376
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,610
I know you like me!
-shh!
377
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:02,780
-kevin...
378
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,315
I lied to paul.
379
00:18:07,119 --> 00:18:09,886
I did tell him
I liked somebody else.
380
00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:11,789
He asked me who...
381
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,724
And I said you.
382
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:17,360
But I didn't really mean it.
383
00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:20,230
-♪ and everyone thought I... ♪
384
00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:22,967
-I just wanted to
Let him down easy.
385
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,768
Okay?
386
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,938
-♪ but I paid the price ♪
387
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:32,142
♪ never even thought twice ♪
388
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,948
-kevin...
389
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,616
-look, winnie, let's just do
Both ourselves a favor
390
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,952
And keep away from each other.
391
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,454
-you really mean that?
392
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:46,457
-of course I really mean that!
393
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:50,794
-it was the biggest lieI'd ever told.
394
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,796
-I'll tell you another thing,
Winnie.
395
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:53,931
This whole thing's stupid.
396
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,499
It's really not that big a deal.
397
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:56,900
And to tell you the truth,
398
00:18:56,902 --> 00:18:58,969
Our relationship didn't mean
That much to me, all right?
399
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,839
-♪ ...To uncover ♪
400
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:06,876
♪ oh, if I'd only
Known it then ♪
401
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:15,585
♪ oh, if I'd only
Known it then ♪
402
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:20,457
-when you're 16,passions run high.
403
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:22,292
a simple misunderstanding
404
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:25,162
becomes a matterof life or death.
405
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:34,338
-winnie!
406
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,740
-you livefrom moment to moment.
407
00:19:36,742 --> 00:19:39,075
-winnie, can't we at least
Talk about this?
408
00:19:39,077 --> 00:19:41,745
-there's nothing to talk about!
409
00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:43,480
-winnie, stop!
410
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,616
-leave me alone, kevin.
411
00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:48,118
-and sometimes, when you're 16,
412
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,421
the only wayto get your love back
413
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,089
is to take it.
414
00:19:52,091 --> 00:19:54,691
-fine.
You want to go home, then go.
415
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,460
But I'll tell you this.
416
00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:58,728
If you don't know
How I feel about you,
417
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:01,198
How much I care about you,
Then you don't know
Anything, okay?
418
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,900
You're the only girl
I ever think about.
419
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:07,637
You're the only girl
I've ever cared about.
420
00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:09,473
The only girl I ever --
-oh, shut up.
421
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:18,848
-♪ how much you
Taught me-e-e-e-e-e ♪
422
00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:23,920
♪ I loved you like ♪
423
00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:27,991
♪ I'll never love another ♪
424
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:35,666
♪ with the wild heart
Of the young ♪
425
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:40,103
♪ but it took until now ♪
426
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:42,572
♪ to uncover ♪
427
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:47,711
♪ oh, if I'd only
Known it then ♪
428
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:58,521
♪ oh, if I'd only
Known it then ♪
429
00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:03,160
♪ I loved you like ♪
430
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:07,364
♪ I'll never love another ♪
431
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:15,038
♪ with the wild heart
Of the young ♪
432
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:19,042
♪ but it took until now ♪
433
00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:22,546
♪ to uncover ♪
434
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:28,017
♪ oh, if I'd only
Known it then ♪
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