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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,334 --> 00:00:06,137 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,139 --> 00:00:11,342 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:17,081 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:20,785 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:24,956 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:26,457 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,459 --> 00:00:29,527 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:34,933 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:34,935 --> 00:00:40,405 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ♪ -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 10 00:00:42,475 --> 00:00:44,308 -it always seemed that in my house, 11 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:45,844 the most dramatic things... 12 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:48,446 [ thunder crashes ] 13 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:50,381 ...Happened in the middle of the night. 14 00:00:52,218 --> 00:00:53,951 like the night of the big blizzard 15 00:00:53,953 --> 00:00:55,787 when dad got stuck out on the highway 16 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:59,691 and we thought we'd never see him again. 17 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:00,758 [ thunder crashes ] 18 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:01,860 or the night my brother 19 00:01:01,862 --> 00:01:03,761 swallowed a whole bag of marbles 20 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:07,631 and threw them up in the car on the way to the hospital. 21 00:01:07,633 --> 00:01:10,268 [ thunder crashes ] 22 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:13,504 or the night my eight-legged science project escaped 23 00:01:13,506 --> 00:01:17,709 and turned up in mom's nightgown at 3:00 a.M. 24 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:20,845 but nothing ever created quite as much confusion 25 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:24,549 around my house as the night... 26 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:26,584 [ doorbell rings ] 27 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:28,353 ...My sister came back home. 28 00:01:28,355 --> 00:01:29,754 -honey? 29 00:01:29,756 --> 00:01:31,556 -hi. 30 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:32,890 -what time is it? 31 00:01:32,892 --> 00:01:35,026 -karen, are you all right? 32 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:36,394 -I'm fine, mom. 33 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:38,796 -can I come in? 34 00:01:38,798 --> 00:01:41,166 -of course. -thanks. 35 00:01:41,168 --> 00:01:42,734 -like I said, 36 00:01:42,736 --> 00:01:45,570 we weren't exactly strangers to midnight crises. 37 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:47,238 -honey, you're soaked. 38 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:48,506 -yeah. I know, mom. 39 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:49,774 -how did you get here? 40 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:52,377 -uh, my friend robin Gave me a ride. 41 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:54,679 -do you have any tea? 42 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:55,914 -well, yeah. 43 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:57,983 -still, for some reason, 44 00:01:57,985 --> 00:01:59,518 there was something about this night 45 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:03,354 that was just a tad more baffling than usual. 46 00:02:03,356 --> 00:02:05,323 -is that karen? 47 00:02:05,325 --> 00:02:08,559 -no, butthead. It's santa claus. 48 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,096 -oh. 49 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:12,497 -karen, what happened? 50 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:14,799 -nothing happened. Mom, do we have any herbal? 51 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:16,334 -oh, here, honey. I'll get it. 52 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,902 It's up here. -thanks. 53 00:02:17,904 --> 00:02:19,471 -well, something Must have happened. 54 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:22,307 I-it's 2:00 in the morning. 55 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,875 -honey, did you and michael Have a fight? 56 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:25,310 -something like that. 57 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:27,612 -a fight? What kind of fight? 58 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:30,247 -daddy, I really don't want to Talk about it, okay? 59 00:02:30,249 --> 00:02:31,449 -do we have any pretzels? 60 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:32,684 -wait a minute. 61 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:34,452 What do you mean, You don't want to talk about it? 62 00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:35,787 You show up soaking wet, Freezing, 63 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:36,955 In the middle of the night. 64 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:38,723 -jack, she's upset. 65 00:02:38,725 --> 00:02:40,559 -that's right. 66 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,093 I'm going to bed. 67 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:43,594 -what bed? 68 00:02:43,596 --> 00:02:44,795 -what bed? 69 00:02:44,797 --> 00:02:47,032 -the one in my room, of course. 70 00:02:47,034 --> 00:02:49,567 -she's taking my room! Mom! 71 00:02:49,569 --> 00:02:52,336 -honey, don't worry. You can sleep in kevin's room. 72 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:54,539 -mom! Wait! -and there you had it. 73 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:56,540 -mom! -can't she sleep in the garage? 74 00:02:56,542 --> 00:02:57,541 -oh. No. 75 00:02:57,543 --> 00:02:59,344 -in one burst of confusion, 76 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:02,247 karen had blown back into our house 77 00:03:02,249 --> 00:03:03,781 and completely rearranged our lives. 78 00:03:03,783 --> 00:03:06,918 -at least let me get you An extra blanket, honey. 79 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:09,454 -no, mom. I'll -- I'll be fine. 80 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:11,088 -karen... 81 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:12,590 -look, I'm tired, and I'm wet, 82 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:15,293 And I don't want to Talk about it anymore. 83 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:16,427 Okay? 84 00:03:16,429 --> 00:03:18,129 -and the weird thing was... 85 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:19,497 -good night. 86 00:03:19,499 --> 00:03:22,500 -...None of us had any idea why. 87 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:24,469 [ rooster crows ] 88 00:03:24,471 --> 00:03:26,604 -I did not. -you did so. 89 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:28,673 -that wasn't me. -yes, it was, troll. 90 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:30,875 You snore tonight, You lose your tongue. 91 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:32,977 -me? What about you? 92 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:34,646 -hey. Hey! 93 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:36,981 Hey! 94 00:03:36,983 --> 00:03:38,382 Knock it off. 95 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:41,886 -all in all, it was kind of a restless night... 96 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:42,654 -morning! 97 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:43,855 ...For most of us, anyway. 98 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,757 -good morning, honey. How'd you sleep? 99 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:46,758 -great. 100 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:50,628 -so, karen, What happened last night? 101 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:53,397 -michael and I Got in an argument. 102 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:55,066 -and? 103 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,901 -do you guys Have any orange juice? 104 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:57,969 -karen. 105 00:03:57,971 --> 00:03:59,770 -look, It's really very simple -- 106 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:03,041 I just decided things weren't Working between me and michael. 107 00:04:03,043 --> 00:04:05,376 So I'm moving out. 108 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:06,711 -now, considering karen 109 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:09,146 had been shacking up with the guy for a year, 110 00:04:09,148 --> 00:04:10,748 this was no small news. 111 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,285 -honey, does this mean You're gonna be moving back 112 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:15,553 Into the college dorms? 113 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:17,388 -not exactly. 114 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:20,225 As a matter of fact, I was Thinking of moving back here. 115 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:22,060 -what? -huh? 116 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:24,395 -I'm going out to the garage. 117 00:04:24,397 --> 00:04:25,796 -needless to say, 118 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:27,531 it was a decision not without repercussions, 119 00:04:27,533 --> 00:04:29,167 for all of us. 120 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:31,403 [ door closes ] -what's going on here? 121 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:34,638 -I'm not sure She knows what she's doing. 122 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,740 -well, Somebody better go talk to her. 123 00:04:36,742 --> 00:04:38,409 -after all, moving out was one thing. 124 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:41,913 moving back in was quite another. 125 00:04:41,915 --> 00:04:43,415 -okay. 126 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:48,252 I'll talk to her. 127 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:51,990 -so, we set out to settle the confusion, 128 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:55,093 iron out the turmoil. 129 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,461 not that dad would have to go it alone. 130 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:57,895 we had a stake in this, too. 131 00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:09,708 -[ clears throat ] karen? 132 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:12,577 What are you doing? 133 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:15,780 -did you guys throw out My jefferson airplane poster? 134 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:18,849 -I'm not sure. 135 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:21,318 -I just wanted to hang it Back up on my wall. 136 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,454 -yeah, well, about that, karen. 137 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:27,192 You know, everybody has fights. That happens to everybody. 138 00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:30,328 -dad, michael is the most Chauvinistic, pigheaded, 139 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,863 Closed-minded man I've ever met. 140 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:36,034 -uh-huh. we were off to a great start. 141 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:38,636 -listen, kar, I know You're upset and everything, 142 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:40,638 But... 143 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,374 Are you sure you want To come back here? 144 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:45,310 -why, is that a problem? 145 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:48,313 -uh, no. No, it's just... 146 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:51,749 What about college? 147 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,217 I mean, you got your classes, And -- 148 00:05:53,219 --> 00:05:55,286 -daddy, don't worry about that. I'll figure it out. 149 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:56,754 I mean, Right now I just want to, 150 00:05:56,756 --> 00:05:58,622 You know, take some time, Think things over, 151 00:05:58,624 --> 00:06:01,025 Take the summer To get things straight, okay? 152 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:05,362 -well, that...Sounds reasonable. 153 00:06:05,364 --> 00:06:08,733 -translation -- wayne and I were condemned to one room. 154 00:06:08,735 --> 00:06:11,235 -look, dad, the last thing I wanted to do was to drag you 155 00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:13,771 In the middle of this thing Between me and michael. 156 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:17,976 -well...That's okay. 157 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:20,411 -so, I was wondering, 158 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:22,880 Could you go up there And get my stuff? 159 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,749 [ buzzer! ] 160 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:26,317 -and suddenly... 161 00:06:26,319 --> 00:06:29,053 [ doorbell rings ] 162 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,055 ...The plot began to thicken. 163 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:36,026 -hi. 164 00:06:36,028 --> 00:06:38,229 -hi. -hi. -hi. 165 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,767 -it's us. 166 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:45,870 -where's karen? 167 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:48,105 -she, um... 168 00:06:48,107 --> 00:06:50,508 -she couldn't be here. 169 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:52,810 -she kind of asked us to, uh... 170 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:54,645 -we came to get her loot. 171 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:56,714 Well, we did, didn't we? 172 00:06:56,716 --> 00:06:59,416 -and with that... 173 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:04,422 ...We were through the gates and onto the deck... 174 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,857 of the titanic. 175 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,558 [ foghorn blows ] 176 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,093 -oh, brother. 177 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:12,897 -looked kind of like heartbreak hotel. 178 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:17,835 -sorry about the mess. 179 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:24,075 I wasn't expecting...Company. 180 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:25,977 -look, we don't want To put you out. 181 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:27,945 We just want to get Karen's things. 182 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,781 -things. 183 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,415 -yeah. 184 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:36,120 -well, most of her things Are upstairs, but -- 185 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:38,289 -that'll be fine. Let's go. 186 00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:43,294 -still, I couldn't help feeling like attila the hun. 187 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:46,964 seemed like I owed the guy some word of consolation. 188 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:50,601 -sorry about all this. 189 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:51,836 -yeah. 190 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:59,677 -so much for consolation. it was time to get packing. 191 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:03,080 not that that was gonna be easy... 192 00:08:03,082 --> 00:08:06,584 in the middle of the lucky couple's bedroom. 193 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:11,756 -so... This is were it all happened. 194 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:16,127 -sorry. 195 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,730 Didn't have a chance To make the bed. 196 00:08:18,732 --> 00:08:21,198 -clearly, there was only one thing to do -- 197 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:23,701 load up and move out. 198 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:26,437 -so, where do we start? 199 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,773 -how about this? 200 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:32,777 -that's our tent. 201 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:36,347 Karen and I were supposed to go To mount pine next week 202 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:39,651 For our first anniversary. 203 00:08:43,823 --> 00:08:45,589 -bummer. 204 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:48,659 -[ sighs ] michael... 205 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:51,395 You think you could help us out With this? 206 00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:54,665 -'course it was pretty clear 207 00:08:54,667 --> 00:08:56,934 the guy didn't really have a choice. 208 00:08:56,936 --> 00:08:59,270 -[ sighs ] well... 209 00:08:59,272 --> 00:09:01,773 She keeps most of her things In there. 210 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:04,275 The top two drawers. 211 00:09:04,277 --> 00:09:07,612 -and with that, we crossed the rubicon... 212 00:09:07,614 --> 00:09:08,512 [ violins screeching ] 213 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:10,848 ...And reached... 214 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:14,151 the wall of underwear. 215 00:09:16,022 --> 00:09:17,588 [ horn honks ] 216 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:20,391 still, an hour later, 217 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:22,760 we were on our way... 218 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:24,562 -let's get out of here. 219 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,331 -...With karen's life in boxes. 220 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:30,701 -mr. Arnold, wait. 221 00:09:30,703 --> 00:09:33,104 I can't let you do this. 222 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:35,839 -michael, we're going. 223 00:09:35,841 --> 00:09:37,308 -fine, then. 224 00:09:37,310 --> 00:09:39,877 I'll go with you. 225 00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:44,749 -unh-unh. 226 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:47,551 -well, I can't just let This happen, can I? 227 00:09:47,553 --> 00:09:49,687 I mean, just because We had an argument 228 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:51,789 Doesn't mean you move out Of someone's life, do you? 229 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:53,424 -michael -- -I mean, you know how she is. 230 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,326 She's stubborn and pigheaded. 231 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,328 She won't listen to anybody. 232 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,163 What would you do? 233 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:03,467 -now, understand, my dad was a patient man, 234 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:07,238 a private man, a good man. 235 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,640 but he was no ann landers. 236 00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:12,109 -look, michael, What you do is your business. 237 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:14,178 All I know Is I never wanted you two 238 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:16,480 Living like this In the first place. 239 00:10:16,482 --> 00:10:18,382 -and with that, we'd reached the bottom line. 240 00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:20,184 -yeah, neither did I. 241 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:26,924 -what did you say? 242 00:10:26,926 --> 00:10:29,627 -well, that's what the fight Was about. 243 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,396 Didn't she tell you? 244 00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:36,167 I wanted to marry her. 245 00:10:42,675 --> 00:10:43,674 -hi, mom. 246 00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,142 -hi, honey. 247 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,344 Just in time to eat. 248 00:10:47,346 --> 00:10:50,147 -two hours later, we were home with the goods. 249 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,082 -did you get all my things? 250 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:54,285 -yeah, I think we got everything. 251 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:57,888 -yep -- books, records, underwear. 252 00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:01,058 [ motorcycle approaches ] 253 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:05,696 plus a few things that maybe weren't on the list. 254 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:06,831 [ knock on door ] 255 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,670 -hi. 256 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:24,181 -I don't believe you. 257 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:31,088 -and in the glow of that heartwarming moment, 258 00:11:31,090 --> 00:11:33,256 there was only one thing to say. 259 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,595 -so, what's for dinner? 260 00:11:46,071 --> 00:11:48,472 -and so we sat down to sup, 261 00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:52,976 the traditional arnold nuclear family unit... 262 00:11:52,978 --> 00:11:55,912 plus the man who came to dinner. 263 00:11:57,916 --> 00:12:00,584 -the meat loaf is delicious, Mrs. Arnold. 264 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:04,021 -thank you. 265 00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:08,292 -it was kind of like having a 2-ton elephant at the table. 266 00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:10,061 not that we couldn't be hospitable 267 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,862 about the whole thing. 268 00:12:11,864 --> 00:12:16,133 -you know, michael, I really Wasn't expecting you here. 269 00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:22,606 -yeah. I guess not. [ chuckles ] 270 00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:24,007 -[ chuckles ] 271 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:30,948 -so, why are you here? 272 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:31,749 -I -- 273 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,651 -simple. 274 00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:35,219 Dad invited him. 275 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,155 -what? 276 00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:41,725 -no, norma. I, uh, didn't invite him. 277 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:43,394 -no, he didn't invite me. 278 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,729 -yeah. Mom, he just -- -jack. 279 00:12:45,731 --> 00:12:47,164 [ door closes ] 280 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:55,673 -and it was time for another lovebird serenade. 281 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,875 -hi. 282 00:12:57,877 --> 00:13:00,177 -hi. 283 00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:07,050 Look, karen, why don't we take A walk and talk this over? 284 00:13:07,052 --> 00:13:08,686 -there's nothing to talk about. 285 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:09,954 -what does that mean? 286 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,322 -michael. 287 00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:13,724 -karen, all I did Was ask you to marry me. 288 00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,559 -whoops. 289 00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:19,896 -I beg your pardon. 290 00:13:19,898 --> 00:13:21,532 -norma, I was gonna -- 291 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,901 -fine, michael. You want to talk About it? Let's talk about it. 292 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:26,136 Marriage is an antiquated, Male-centered institution. 293 00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,171 And I don't believe in it. 294 00:13:28,173 --> 00:13:29,139 -institution? 295 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,875 Karen, this is you and me, Not some building. 296 00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:33,978 -fine. You can make a joke of it. 297 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:35,412 -karen, I am not joking. 298 00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:36,914 -yes, you are, michael. 299 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:39,450 -wait. Please. 300 00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,386 -but if mom meant to untie the tangle here... 301 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:43,454 -it seems to me -- 302 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,222 -look, it's really very simple. 303 00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:46,891 I don't want to spend The rest of my life 304 00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:50,227 Making meat loaf And mashed potatoes. 305 00:13:50,229 --> 00:13:52,429 -...The tangle got worse. 306 00:13:52,431 --> 00:13:54,164 -karen, why do you always Have to be like this? 307 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,467 -see? You're already trying To change me! 308 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:57,667 -I am not! 309 00:13:57,669 --> 00:14:00,371 -michael, I want you to leave. 310 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:05,376 Now. 311 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,815 -fine. 312 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,387 [ door opens, closes ] 313 00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:19,190 -and there you had it. 314 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:23,494 it was as if a tornado had blown through our house... 315 00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:26,196 [ door slams ] ...And left no survivors. 316 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:29,833 -would you mind Getting the dishes, jack? 317 00:14:33,105 --> 00:14:35,272 -dad, can I have his roll? 318 00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:40,744 [ engine turns over ] 319 00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:41,845 -michael! 320 00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:43,847 -maybe it was dumb I went out there, 321 00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:46,083 but he was a guy I admired, 322 00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:47,685 and I didn't want him to just leave. 323 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,586 -you're not just gonna go Like this, are you? 324 00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:52,589 -I don't think She really left me a choice. 325 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:55,692 -yeah, but I've known my sister All my life. 326 00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:58,429 She never means anything She says. 327 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,665 -well, nice try, anyway. 328 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:03,100 -I'm pretty sure She meant it, kevin. 329 00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:04,601 -but... 330 00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:06,170 -I don't know. 331 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:08,872 it just seemed I should say something to make this better, 332 00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:11,942 something about men and women 333 00:15:11,944 --> 00:15:13,711 and human relationships. 334 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:16,113 -maybe she'll change her mind. 335 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,015 -yeah. 336 00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:21,652 Well, thanks for the advice. 337 00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:25,255 -yeah. 338 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,423 -see ya. 339 00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:43,040 -for the rest of that day, nobody really said much. 340 00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:49,413 for some reason, we all pretty much kept to ourselves. 341 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,782 the funny thing is, you'd think a marriage proposal 342 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,651 would bring a family together. 343 00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:56,586 but this was 1972. 344 00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:58,355 [ motorcycle approaches ] 345 00:15:58,357 --> 00:16:01,292 things had gotten very complicated. 346 00:16:07,699 --> 00:16:08,899 [ engine shuts off ] 347 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,303 -what's going on? 348 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,272 -I don't know. 349 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,642 -it was kind of like watching 350 00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,878 the marines land at omaha beach. 351 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,848 -what's this all about? 352 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,649 -how should I know? 353 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,919 -he's pitching that damn tent. 354 00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:32,623 -michael? 355 00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:36,694 Michael, Have you lost your mind? 356 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,363 Michael! 357 00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:42,066 -but somehow, the guy didn't appear in the mood 358 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:44,201 for conversation. 359 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:48,005 -he's lost it. 360 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,674 -you're telling me. 361 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,244 -I think you better Do something, jack. 362 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,545 -me? 363 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:57,448 [ chuckles ] 364 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,783 He's not gonna listen to me. 365 00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:01,852 -all right, then. 366 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,188 I'll talk to him. 367 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,422 -no. 368 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,324 I don't want anyone Talking to him. 369 00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:09,059 This is between michael and me. 370 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,527 -karen. 371 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,329 -mom, I'll handle this. 372 00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:14,098 -leaving one small question. 373 00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,534 -so, what are you gonna do? 374 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,470 -nothing. I'll just ignore him. 375 00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:23,807 I'm going to bed. 376 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,242 Good night. 377 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:28,512 -and there really wasn't a whole lot left 378 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:32,283 for the rest of us to do. 379 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:36,019 except, of course... 380 00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:38,255 hide in the kitchen. 381 00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:41,691 -no, mrs. Litton, he's not One of those agitators. 382 00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:44,761 He's a...Friend of the family. 383 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:47,064 I'm sure he'll be gone In the morning. 384 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,632 Yeah. Sorry. 385 00:17:49,634 --> 00:17:52,336 -there we were, prisoners in our own house, 386 00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:54,204 bunkered down at 3:00 a.M. 387 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:58,408 while some maniac banged tent poles into our flower patch. 388 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:01,144 -you know, this is stupid. 389 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:02,913 You know that, don't you? 390 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:06,483 I mean, are we just gonna Sit here all night? 391 00:18:06,485 --> 00:18:10,554 We can't, right? I mean, that'd be idiotic. 392 00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,022 So I think we should Do something. 393 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,356 -there. 394 00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:16,660 it was a clear and bold call for action. 395 00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:19,063 -mom... 396 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,964 Is there any more meat loaf? 397 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:27,404 -I'll make some coffee. 398 00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:30,106 -the truth was clear. 399 00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:33,410 this problem was too big for us to solve by ourselves. 400 00:18:33,412 --> 00:18:35,879 it was gonna take something bigger, 401 00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:37,781 something more powerful. 402 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,850 [ thunder crashes ] 403 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:47,891 [ thunder crashes ] 404 00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:54,732 -karen? 405 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,770 -hi. 406 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,939 -the thing is, she looked almost frightened, 407 00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:07,511 as if there was something out there that scared her to death. 408 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,078 [ thunder crashes ] 409 00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:16,052 maybe there was. 410 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,496 [ thunder rumbles ] 411 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:32,503 -I thought you went back to bed. 412 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,304 -I did. 413 00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:37,841 I just -- I couldn't sleep. 414 00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:39,009 [ thunder crashes ] 415 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,645 This is insane. 416 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:46,016 -and we all knew it was. 417 00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,319 I guess love always is. 418 00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:52,656 -he's just standing there. 419 00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:55,091 What is he doing? 420 00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:59,162 -well, for one thing, He's getting pretty wet. 421 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,968 I'll tell you something, though, 422 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:08,071 Any guy who'd go through All this 423 00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:10,774 Then stand out there in the rain 424 00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:13,410 Must be really crazy about you. 425 00:20:13,412 --> 00:20:16,046 [ thunder crashes ] 426 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:20,083 -daddy, What am I supposed to do? 427 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:22,786 -but the fact was, 428 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:26,423 we'd done just about everything any family could. 429 00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:29,593 from now on, 430 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,194 it was out of our hands. 431 00:20:32,697 --> 00:20:34,498 -karen? 432 00:20:34,500 --> 00:20:36,666 It's freezing out there. 433 00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,902 I'm gonna bring him some coffee. 434 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:41,939 [ thunder rumbles ] 435 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:44,141 -no. 436 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,746 I'll do it. 437 00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:54,751 -like I said, 438 00:20:54,753 --> 00:21:01,091 anything really important that happened at my house... 439 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,327 [ thunder crashes ] 440 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:07,264 ...Happened in the middle of the night. 441 00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:12,536 -you cold? 442 00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:14,804 -nah. 443 00:21:14,806 --> 00:21:16,806 A little. 444 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:23,046 -here. 445 00:21:23,048 --> 00:21:25,782 -what took you so long? 446 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,120 -jerk. 447 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,588 [ thunder crashes ] 448 00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:36,093 -in a way, it was a relief to all of us. 449 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:40,697 we weren't really good at things like romance. 450 00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:42,566 we were better at marbles 451 00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:45,068 and eight-legged science projects. 452 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:47,504 -look, karen, 453 00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:50,974 I don't care about getting Married and being married. 454 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:54,077 I just want us to be together. 455 00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:01,317 -what took you so long? 456 00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:10,660 -10 days later, karen asked michael to marry her... 457 00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:13,563 -♪ desperado ♪ 458 00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:15,365 -...And he accepted. 459 00:22:15,367 --> 00:22:20,237 -♪ why don't you come To your senses? ♪ 460 00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:25,175 ♪ come down from your fences ♪ 461 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,844 ♪ open the gate ♪ 462 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:31,114 ♪ it may be rainin' ♪ 463 00:22:31,116 --> 00:22:36,219 ♪ but there's a rainbow Above you ♪ 464 00:22:36,221 --> 00:22:40,557 ♪ you better let somebody Love you ♪ 465 00:22:40,559 --> 00:22:44,494 -♪ let somebody love you ♪ 466 00:22:44,496 --> 00:22:50,900 -♪ let somebody love you ♪ 467 00:22:50,902 --> 00:23:00,677 ♪ before it's too late ♪ 33287

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