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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,233 --> 00:00:06,304 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:11,276 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,278 --> 00:00:17,515 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,517 --> 00:00:21,019 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:25,223 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:26,691 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,927 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,929 --> 00:00:35,132 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:35,134 --> 00:00:36,601 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪ 10 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:38,403 -♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:42,707 -♪ somebody who knows Quite sure ♪ 12 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:43,908 ♪ baby ♪ 13 00:00:43,910 --> 00:00:46,444 -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 14 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:48,747 -♪ said I'm gonna make it With my friends ♪ 15 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,550 -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 16 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,718 -♪ oh, I'm gonna Keep on trying ♪ 17 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,455 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 18 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:58,957 -♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now, Baby ♪ 19 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:02,860 -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 20 00:01:05,665 --> 00:01:07,999 -in march of 1972, 21 00:01:08,001 --> 00:01:12,637 a lot of great things were happening. 22 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:16,440 events that would shape history and alter the way we think. 23 00:01:16,442 --> 00:01:17,675 -and I bet you mao tse-tung 24 00:01:17,677 --> 00:01:19,811 Asking about The busing business over here. 25 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:22,214 -you fellas know I'm running for president. 26 00:01:22,216 --> 00:01:23,648 -a good woman... 27 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:27,819 -still, among all that change, there was a common thread, 28 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:30,087 one experience that united us all... 29 00:01:30,089 --> 00:01:31,188 [ school bell rings ] 30 00:01:31,190 --> 00:01:33,358 -♪ papa-papa-papa-oom-mow-mow ♪ 31 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,559 ♪ papa-oom-mow-mow ♪ 32 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:36,994 -lunch. 33 00:01:36,996 --> 00:01:39,697 at 12:05 p.M. Every day, 34 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:44,535 kids all over america piled into high school cafeterias, 35 00:01:44,537 --> 00:01:47,772 like lemmings to the meatloaf. 36 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:52,844 you remember. the sights, the sounds. 37 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:54,345 and that smell. 38 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:57,882 that odd combination of wet trays, warm silverware, 39 00:01:57,884 --> 00:02:00,218 and pale green beans. 40 00:02:01,254 --> 00:02:02,520 but lunch at my school, 41 00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:06,057 like most others, was rarely about food. 42 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:10,862 it was about drama, lust, power. 43 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:13,197 intrigue. 44 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:16,334 [ laughter ] 45 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:18,903 not to mention humiliation. 46 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:23,141 in a way, it was kind of a stage 47 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:26,344 and we its principal players. 48 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:27,913 there were those who could never seem 49 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:29,747 to find a place to sit 50 00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:32,050 and those no one wanted to sit with. 51 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:36,121 those with natural charm 52 00:02:36,123 --> 00:02:39,624 and those who had to work for it. 53 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:41,760 -okay, everybody -- watch! One bite! 54 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:44,062 -go! Go! Go! -go! Go! Go! 55 00:02:44,064 --> 00:02:46,631 -yeah! Yeah! -whoo! 56 00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:50,969 -me, I was just an ordinary joe 57 00:02:50,971 --> 00:02:53,404 being served something unidentifiable 58 00:02:53,406 --> 00:02:56,241 by a guy in a hairnet, 59 00:02:56,243 --> 00:03:01,279 stocking up on waxy milk and congealed blue-plate special. 60 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:05,349 yeah. all in all, life was good. 61 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:06,751 -I don't believe it. 62 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:09,220 Isn't she beautiful? 63 00:03:09,222 --> 00:03:12,957 -chuck coleman had one obsession in life -- 64 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:15,126 sheila mccaffry, clarinet player. 65 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:16,861 -I mean, she is hot! 66 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:18,230 -yeah, yeah, yeah. 67 00:03:18,232 --> 00:03:20,331 -I mean, not just regular hot. I mean, she is... 68 00:03:20,333 --> 00:03:21,833 -diaphanous. -diaphanous. 69 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:25,236 -for the past three weeks, chuck had been using that word. 70 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:27,505 I'm pretty sure he thought it meant "Stacked." 71 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:29,107 -so why don't you Just ask her out? 72 00:03:29,109 --> 00:03:32,409 -[ gasps ] you can't just Make a move on a girl like that! 73 00:03:32,411 --> 00:03:34,578 You have to find The precise moment, 74 00:03:34,580 --> 00:03:36,414 The perfect thing to say, 75 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:38,349 The right shirt! 76 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:41,452 -face it. the guy was scared witless. 77 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:42,821 -chuck? -what? 78 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:44,055 -we're here. 79 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:46,391 -oh. 80 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,293 -hey, ricky. -hey, guys. 81 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:49,894 -that was the thing about lunch -- 82 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,763 you always sat with the same people 83 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:55,800 because, well, you always sat with the same people. 84 00:03:55,802 --> 00:03:57,034 -hey, I get the pickle. 85 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:58,936 -ah! -please? 86 00:03:58,938 --> 00:04:00,705 -hey, guys. 87 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,540 -[ chuckles ] 88 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:04,609 -what? -nice tie. 89 00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:06,778 -what, did your mom Dress you again? -oh, very funny. 90 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,512 Look, I got a debate tournament This afternoon. 91 00:04:08,514 --> 00:04:10,081 I got to look nice. 92 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,283 -now, of course, paul was the brain of our group. 93 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:15,286 so we treated him with the respect he deserved. 94 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:17,655 -well, sit down Before somebody sees you! 95 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:18,790 -[ chuckles ] 96 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,458 -oh, remind me to laugh. 97 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,126 -hey, are you gonna have Those mashed potatoes? 98 00:04:22,128 --> 00:04:24,161 -ricky, I just got here. 99 00:04:24,163 --> 00:04:25,229 -ricky! Ricky! 100 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:26,965 Did you do your report For kalton's class? 101 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:29,467 -uh, report? What report? 102 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:32,703 -the report! The one that's due today! 103 00:04:32,705 --> 00:04:34,438 A thousand words On a day in the life 104 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,807 Of a citizen of ancient rome. 105 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:37,775 And if I don't get it done, I'm gonna fail! 106 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:39,443 I'm gonna look like an idiot! 107 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:41,112 -are you sure it's due today? 108 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,481 -14 people told me it was. 109 00:04:43,483 --> 00:04:46,317 -well -- well, how come We didn't know about it? 110 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:49,520 -I have to go! I have to find a pencil. 111 00:04:49,522 --> 00:04:50,688 -oh, my god! 112 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:51,990 -ricky! Calm down. 113 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,424 -a thousand words. 114 00:04:53,426 --> 00:04:55,760 W-what am I gonna do? I -- I don't know. 115 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:57,195 -it was inevitable. 116 00:04:57,197 --> 00:05:01,032 every day, somewhere between fish sticks and jello, 117 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:04,101 ricky halsenbach would have at least one academic crisis. 118 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:06,771 -okay, okay. I can do this. 119 00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:13,545 A day in the life Of ancient rome. 120 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:17,448 By ricky halsenbach. 121 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:20,719 Okay, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. 122 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:23,822 Ricky david halsenbach. 123 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,057 -sure, we weren't exactly the "A" table... 124 00:05:26,059 --> 00:05:27,459 -excuse me, I-is this seat -- 125 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:29,427 -taken! -taken! -taken! -taken! 126 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:31,329 -...But we had our standards... 127 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,230 such as they were. 128 00:05:33,232 --> 00:05:37,502 -[ sighs ] Look at her, kev. 129 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:41,271 Doesn't sheila look Just like ali macgraw? 130 00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:44,942 -I'm gonna get a soda. 131 00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:46,845 -heck, even I needed a break from these bozos 132 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:49,347 once in awhile -- 133 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:53,651 which in this case meant a trip to the soda machine. 134 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:56,153 in our cafeteria, it was... 135 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:58,556 -so, arnold... How's it hanging? 136 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:00,458 -...On the other side of the tracks. 137 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,627 -hey. 138 00:06:02,629 --> 00:06:05,797 -jimmy donnelly, joey spinoza, and neal pemish. 139 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:10,401 their school motto was "We came, we left." 140 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:16,407 -thanks. 141 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:20,111 -so, arnold, we're, uh, Ditching fifth and sixth period. 142 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:22,246 -good for you. 143 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:24,916 -yeah, we're gonna see "The devil in miss jones." 144 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:25,983 -yeah, right. 145 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:29,120 -um, w-what's that Supposed to mean? 146 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:30,755 -it means it's x-rated. 147 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:31,989 -oooh! 148 00:06:31,991 --> 00:06:33,657 -whoa! -whoa. 149 00:06:33,659 --> 00:06:35,260 -that's no problem. 150 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:37,829 My cousin works the door. Figured we'd take in a matinee. 151 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:39,497 -yeah, we thought You might want to come along. 152 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:40,498 -me? 153 00:06:40,500 --> 00:06:41,999 -yeah, we like you. 154 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:43,234 We think you're great! 155 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:45,636 Everybody says You're a really cool guy. 156 00:06:45,638 --> 00:06:48,205 -well... 157 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:50,708 -plus, you got a car. 158 00:06:51,978 --> 00:06:55,346 -look, uh, pemish's carburetor Blew up again, 159 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:57,715 And, uh, we really thought You'd be the kind of guy 160 00:06:57,717 --> 00:07:00,217 Who'd want to help us out. 161 00:07:00,219 --> 00:07:02,052 -well, I'm not. 162 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:05,756 -sure. We understand. 163 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:07,391 You, uh -- You got to get back 164 00:07:07,393 --> 00:07:08,959 To your geeky friends Over there. 165 00:07:08,961 --> 00:07:11,996 -hey, for your information, My friends are not geeks. 166 00:07:11,998 --> 00:07:13,698 -[ laughs ] 167 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:14,932 -yeah. Right. 168 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,800 -oh, yeah? 169 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,103 -no, no. 170 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:20,571 -hmm. 171 00:07:20,573 --> 00:07:22,306 -proof's in the pudding, man. 172 00:07:23,309 --> 00:07:25,510 -well, anyway, I'm not interested, okay? 173 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:27,311 -just think about it, arnold. 174 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:31,081 That's all we ask. Just think about it. 175 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:35,420 -sure. I'll do that. 176 00:07:36,655 --> 00:07:39,790 -let's face it. I wasn't the ditching type. 177 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:42,093 I was more your average, everyday... 178 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:43,494 -thanks, butthead. -hey! 179 00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:44,528 -...Victim. 180 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:46,397 -I need this, okay? -buy your own! 181 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:48,432 -it's not for me. 182 00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:52,436 It's for...Him. 183 00:07:55,674 --> 00:07:57,775 -we called him "Maniac." 184 00:07:57,777 --> 00:07:58,976 you know the type. 185 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,644 you never knew where he came from, 186 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:01,946 what he was thinking, 187 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:04,415 how many family members he might have killed. 188 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:07,618 -some guys bet me 20 bucks 189 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:09,854 I couldn't find out Maniac's real name. 190 00:08:09,856 --> 00:08:11,022 [ chuckles ] 191 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:12,890 -and you think A can of soda's gonna do it? 192 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:15,726 -nah, nah, nah, nah. This is just the icebreaker. 193 00:08:15,728 --> 00:08:18,262 -you're out of your mind. 194 00:08:18,264 --> 00:08:19,863 -hey, for 20 bucks, 195 00:08:19,865 --> 00:08:22,300 I'd lick the paint off our house With my tongue. 196 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:23,201 [ chuckles ] 197 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:24,602 -I got news for you. 198 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:27,004 a year later, he did it -- for 10. 199 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:29,674 -ah! Here we are. 200 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,141 Hi! 201 00:08:31,143 --> 00:08:33,911 Uh, you don't know me, But, uh... 202 00:08:33,913 --> 00:08:37,181 I'm wayne arnold, And you would be... 203 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:46,257 Here. 204 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:53,231 Bottoms up. [ chuckles ] 205 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:55,432 -kevin! Wait. 206 00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:58,002 -hey, winnie. -have a minute? 207 00:08:58,004 --> 00:09:00,338 -was she kidding? for winnie, I had a lifetime. 208 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:01,739 -you bet. 209 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:04,809 See, I volunteered to run This drive for mckinley, 210 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:07,077 And I really need people To contribute. 211 00:09:07,079 --> 00:09:08,879 But you know How people are. 212 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,280 -yeah, I know. 213 00:09:10,282 --> 00:09:12,350 -they're so apathetic. 214 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:13,917 So I thought -- 215 00:09:13,919 --> 00:09:16,788 -winnie. Winnie. Count me in. 216 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:19,557 -great! 217 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,126 -after all, this was the love of my life... 218 00:09:22,128 --> 00:09:23,728 potentially. 219 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,531 the future mother of my children... 220 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:27,966 potentially. 221 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:30,100 there wasn't anything I wouldn't do for her. 222 00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:32,704 -so, what am I contributing? 223 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,505 -blood. 224 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:36,240 [ "The murder" from "Psycho" Plays ] 225 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:38,142 -blood? 226 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:39,344 -blood?! 227 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:46,417 -kevin, I wouldn't ask If it wasn't really important. 228 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:50,721 -oh, god. I was caught between sex and death. 229 00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:54,058 sex, death, sex, death. 230 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:55,626 sex. 231 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:57,861 -okay, I'll do it. 232 00:09:57,863 --> 00:09:59,797 -great! 233 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:02,099 See you after lunch. 234 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:02,967 -great. 235 00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:06,437 Great. 236 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:10,541 -go! Go! Go! Go! Go! -go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 237 00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:14,946 -go! Go! Go! Go! Go! -go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 238 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,347 [ cheering ] 239 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,048 -meanwhile, back at the zoo... 240 00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:20,785 -okay, "An ancient roman lived 241 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,654 "In a roman house With a roman wife 242 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,989 And spoke roman To a lot of roman people." 243 00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:26,758 What do you think so far? 244 00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:30,027 -don't change a word. 245 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:32,263 -have you noticed sheila's skin? 246 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,565 It's not just like regular skin. 247 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,434 It's -- it's like That thin paper 248 00:10:36,436 --> 00:10:37,968 That we use in typing class. 249 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,436 -sheila, sheila. 250 00:10:39,438 --> 00:10:41,172 Why don't you Just go talk to her? 251 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,408 -I can't. -why not? 252 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,910 -well...She's eating. 253 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,678 -it's a cafeteria, chuck. 254 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:49,913 -paul, you can't ask a girl out When she's eating! 255 00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:51,348 It's like a land mine! 256 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:52,850 I mean, What happens if she smiles 257 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:55,319 And she has all these particles Of tuna on her teeth? 258 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:56,754 She'd be humiliated! 259 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,555 You can't recover From something like that. 260 00:10:58,557 --> 00:11:00,424 -chuck, will you stop acting Like such a geek? 261 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,426 -well, what do you mean? 262 00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:04,595 -if you want to ask her out, Ask her out. 263 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:08,799 -and from small ideas do great decisions grow. 264 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:10,467 -you're right, kevin. 265 00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:16,707 -so began that long march, 266 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:20,577 that test of fortitude and manhood. 267 00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:22,046 -what's he doing? 268 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:24,715 -he's tying his shoes. 269 00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:26,450 -but he's got loafers on. 270 00:11:26,452 --> 00:11:29,653 -okay, here we go. 271 00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:31,388 -now what? 272 00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:32,523 -he's tucking in his shirt. 273 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,091 -hey, it's tucked, you doofus! 274 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,062 -who's he waving at? 275 00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:40,531 -okay, he's gonna do it now. 276 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,166 He's running away. 277 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:43,367 -what's the matter with him? 278 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,668 -did better Than I thought he would. 279 00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:45,669 -what happened? 280 00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:47,471 -you were right there! 281 00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:49,006 -my part was off. 282 00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:50,708 -you're so full of it. 283 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,443 -I'll ask her out later! 284 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:53,643 -well, if she turns you down, 285 00:11:53,645 --> 00:11:54,912 You can always go out With the guy in the hairnet. 286 00:11:54,914 --> 00:11:56,313 -shut up, pfeiffer! 287 00:11:56,315 --> 00:11:57,915 -maybe you could take him To the prom. 288 00:11:57,917 --> 00:12:01,018 [ laughter ] 289 00:12:01,020 --> 00:12:03,687 -but it was almost as if paul's sarcasm 290 00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:06,757 had aroused the anger of the lunch gods. 291 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:11,896 -my pants! 292 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,298 -and they smote him down 293 00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:16,834 with four ounces of ground beef and a can of tomato sauce. 294 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:18,669 -♪ oom-mow-mow, Papa-oom-mow-mow ♪ 295 00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:20,604 ♪ papa-pa-oom-mow-mow-mow ♪ 296 00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:21,838 ♪ papa-oom-mow-mow ♪ 297 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,374 ♪ papa-pa-oom-mow-mow-mow♪ 298 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,875 ♪ papa-oom-mow-mow ♪ 299 00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:26,610 ♪ papa-pa-oom ♪ 300 00:12:28,214 --> 00:12:29,914 -it was halfway through lunch. 301 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:33,650 in paris, peace talks were getting under way... 302 00:12:33,652 --> 00:12:35,419 while in washington, 303 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,854 five campaign workers 304 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:39,857 were breaking in to democratic headquarters. 305 00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:43,394 but we at mckinley had more pressing concerns. 306 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,329 -it's not getting any better! 307 00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:47,698 -paul, take it easy. -easy? 308 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,400 How am I gonna debate This afternoon 309 00:12:49,402 --> 00:12:50,334 With sloppy joe on my pants? 310 00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:52,637 -paul, it's not that -- 311 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,572 Maybe no one'll see it. 312 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:57,641 -so, I notice you eat alone All the time. 313 00:12:57,643 --> 00:13:00,478 Bet you'd like Some friends, huh? 314 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,415 Hey, I got an idea! 315 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,350 Um, maybe if I knew Your name, 316 00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:08,552 I could introduce you around, You know, 317 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,454 Get to know some people. 318 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:14,958 So... 319 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:17,027 Have any hobbies? 320 00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:19,830 -hey, do any of you guys Know how to spell "Org-y"? 321 00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:23,267 -that's "Orgy," ricky. O-r-g-y. 322 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:26,170 -I should have Asked her out. 323 00:13:26,172 --> 00:13:28,338 I'm spineless. That's what I am. 324 00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:30,641 If they cut me open, I wouldn't have a spine. 325 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,244 I blew it. I totally blew it. 326 00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,479 -chuck, it'll be okay. 327 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:37,714 -oh, no. Oh, no. 328 00:13:37,716 --> 00:13:39,516 Here she comes. 329 00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:43,120 I got to talk to her. I got to talk to her. 330 00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:44,922 I can't. 331 00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:47,157 I'm not ready. I can't do it. 332 00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:50,928 I got to. I can't. I can't. 333 00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:55,366 I got to. I got to. 334 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,867 Oh, I can't. 335 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:59,202 I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. 336 00:13:59,204 --> 00:14:01,172 Stop. 337 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,639 Please. 338 00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,175 [ clears throat ] 339 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,409 Hi. 340 00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:07,077 -[ chuckles ] 341 00:14:08,647 --> 00:14:09,913 -I'm chuck. 342 00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:11,782 -hi. 343 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,619 -I was just wondering, um, 344 00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:18,656 If maybe you'd like to, Uh, go out sometime. 345 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:19,991 -amazing. 346 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:23,094 after three months, chuck had finally done it... 347 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:25,495 -gee, chuck. 348 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,465 That'd be nice. 349 00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:31,068 -...And hit pay dirt. 350 00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,236 -great. 351 00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:36,073 -and that's when it happened. 352 00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:37,208 [ rattling ] 353 00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:43,146 -how about friday? 354 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:46,416 -uh...Friday. 355 00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:48,952 I have band practice This friday. 356 00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:52,089 -saturday. Um, we could go skating. 357 00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:56,360 -oh, gee -- Guests from out of town. 358 00:14:56,362 --> 00:14:57,795 -it was horrible. 359 00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,630 right before our eyes, 360 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,933 the kid was twitching his way toward total self-destruction. 361 00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,735 -uh, how about next weekend? 362 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,538 -uh, I think I'm gonna have To study that weekend. 363 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,339 -the weekend after that? 364 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,610 -I may have band festival. 365 00:15:13,879 --> 00:15:17,180 -um, you know, maybe we should Just try this, you know, 366 00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:18,916 When, uh, you're not so busy. 367 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,518 -yeah. 368 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,588 It was great talking to you. 369 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,856 -yeah. 370 00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:42,606 -and in that moment, 371 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,308 I guess we all searched our hearts 372 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,043 for the right thing to say. 373 00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:49,446 the caring thing. the sensitive thing. 374 00:15:50,749 --> 00:15:53,384 -kev, you got to take me To the bathroom. -what? 375 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,852 -I can't let anyone See me like this. -paul. 376 00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:58,355 -just -- just -- Just walk in front of me. 377 00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,260 -you can come out now, paul. 378 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:04,762 -is anybody in here? 379 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:06,063 -paul. 380 00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:08,098 -I mean, hey, I'd led the horse to water. 381 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,767 what he did now was up to him. 382 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,338 -kev, I think it spread. 383 00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,974 -paul, stop worrying. You'll get it out. 384 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,910 Besides, no one's Even gonna see it. 385 00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:24,782 -hey! Nice stain, pfeiffer. 386 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:26,083 [ laughter ] 387 00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,818 -it's sloppy joe! 388 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,153 -yeah, right. 389 00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:33,190 So, arnold... Made up your mind yet? 390 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:35,526 -about what? 391 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,394 -the movie. 392 00:16:37,396 --> 00:16:39,730 You know, "The devil in miss jones." 393 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,331 -oh. 394 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,133 Listen, guys, I don't think I'm gonna go. 395 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:45,001 -you know what Your problem is, arnold? 396 00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:46,936 You think too much. You know that? 397 00:16:46,938 --> 00:16:50,841 So you miss a few classes. So what? 398 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,110 -and faced with logic like that, 399 00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:54,711 there was only one thing to say. 400 00:16:54,713 --> 00:16:57,314 -kevin, you can't cut school. 401 00:16:57,316 --> 00:17:00,217 You can get into a lot Of trouble that way. 402 00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:02,553 Or you could get suspended. What if someone finds out? 403 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,121 What about your parents? 404 00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:05,722 Just think How your mother will feel 405 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,958 If she found out That you went to a dirty movie. 406 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,400 -and standing there, 407 00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:19,136 listening to a guy with chopped meat on his pants 408 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:22,072 preach the ten commandments of geekdom, 409 00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:24,808 the decision seemed pretty clear. 410 00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:28,445 -good luck on the debate, paul. 411 00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:30,214 Let's go, guys. 412 00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:33,417 [ "Peter gunn" theme plays ] 413 00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:36,787 -after all, I wasn't just doing this for me. 414 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,522 I was doing it for the reputation 415 00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:41,291 of my entire lunch table. 416 00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,360 okay, I was doing it for me. 417 00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:46,897 still, as we marched down that hall, 418 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,134 I felt a thrill of exhilaration. 419 00:17:50,136 --> 00:17:52,002 I was taking a walk on the wild side 420 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,170 with guys who knew the terrain. 421 00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:56,773 it was intoxicating, dangerous... 422 00:17:56,775 --> 00:17:59,843 -boys! Where are you going? 423 00:17:59,845 --> 00:18:02,346 -...Stupid. 424 00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:04,948 -what are you doing? 425 00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:07,151 -who, us? 426 00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:09,019 -yeah, you. 427 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:12,489 Well... 428 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,494 -guess it was clear someone was gonna take the rap. 429 00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,298 -we were following him. 430 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:24,968 -yeah. W-where were you Taking us, kevin? 431 00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:28,405 -uh... 432 00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:31,441 -and at that moment, 433 00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:35,980 I saw my entire academic career flash before my eyes. 434 00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:38,649 I saw my mother wringing her hands. 435 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:41,986 I saw my father wringing my neck. 436 00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:44,087 -we were just going -- 437 00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:45,455 -kevin? 438 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,426 -winnie. 439 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,429 -kevin. 440 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:54,231 You gonna donate blood now? 441 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,999 -blood? 442 00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:57,634 -blood? 443 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,370 -blood. 444 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:06,443 -that afternoon, we didn't get to see "Devil in miss jones." 445 00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:09,413 but we did get free juice and cookies. 446 00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,848 -are we feeling better, Mr. Donnelly? 447 00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,688 -it was 10 minutes to the hour, 448 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,190 and the drama of lunch 449 00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:22,626 was hurtling towards its final curtain. 450 00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:24,962 -look, I'll level with you. 451 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,464 I made a bet for $20 That I could find out your name. 452 00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:29,833 Now, I'll give you... 453 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,201 10 bucks right now 454 00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,970 If you will Just tell me your name! 455 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,637 Please! 456 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,380 -florence. 457 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:47,117 -excuse me? 458 00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:50,386 -my name's florence. 459 00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:55,392 -florence. 460 00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,862 -well, thanks a lot. 461 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,598 I'll never forget this, Florence. [ chuckles ] 462 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,032 -just one thing. 463 00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:09,106 If I find out you told anyone, I swear I'll kill you. 464 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:22,086 -still, in those waning seconds, 465 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:26,223 there was time for a moment of teenage compassion. 466 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,325 -hey, chuck. 467 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,060 How you doing? 468 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,064 -okay. 469 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,398 I guess. 470 00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:39,536 -you know... 471 00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,272 I really didn't think She was that hot anyway. 472 00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,276 -yeah. 473 00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,245 Neither did I. 474 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,513 [ school bell rings ] 475 00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:50,581 -there! 476 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,983 I did it. I finished it! 477 00:20:53,985 --> 00:20:55,419 -a thousand words? 478 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,554 -yeah! You know, it's pretty good. 479 00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:00,424 I think I might Actually get a "C" on this. 480 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,859 -ricky, ricky! Did you finish your report?! 481 00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:04,795 -yeah, I just got it done. -you did? 482 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:05,929 It's not fair! 483 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,165 I couldn't do mine. I drew a blank. 484 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,034 -I'm sorry, alice. 485 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,669 -I'm gonna get an "F"! My parents are gonna kill me! 486 00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:15,705 -I'm not gonna Get into fashion school! 487 00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,475 -but most of all, 488 00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:21,478 there was still time for heroes to emerge -- 489 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:25,616 heroes as noble and virtuous as the roman gods, 490 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,851 or as simple as... 491 00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:30,387 -here, alice. Take mine. 492 00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:32,690 I don't need to go To fashion school. 493 00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:35,592 -...Ricky halsenbach. 494 00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:37,127 -you'd do that for me? 495 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,330 -I want to. 496 00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:47,170 -and there you had it. lunch. 497 00:21:49,074 --> 00:21:52,876 where romances bloomed and died and returned again. 498 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:56,980 like last week's leftover tuna casserole. 499 00:21:56,982 --> 00:21:59,116 -what's an "Org-y"? 500 00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:02,619 -where the fondest dreams and aspirations of young adults 501 00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:04,188 reached their zenith... 502 00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:07,191 -hey, tomorrow, guys -- Tomorrow, 18 chili dogs. 503 00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:09,559 And I'm gonna go to bed Without brushing my teeth. 504 00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:11,028 [ laughs ] 505 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:14,198 -...And the quest for knowledge became its own reward. 506 00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:18,368 sure, maybe all those dramas played out over lunch 507 00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:21,638 weren't really dramas after all. 508 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:25,309 -did you ever notice how hot Sarah brockman looks in shorts? 509 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:28,946 I mean, not just hot But...Diaphanous. 510 00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:32,115 -still, looking back... 511 00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:33,917 they sure seemed that way. 36881

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