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-♪ what would you do
If I sang out of tune? ♪
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♪ would you stand up
And walk out on me? ♪
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♪ lend me your ears,
And I'll sing you a song ♪
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♪ I will try not to sing
Out of key, yeah ♪
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♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪
-♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ all I need is my buddies ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ I'm sayin'
I'm gonna get higher ♪
-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪
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-♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
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-♪ somebody who knows
Quite sure ♪
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♪ baby ♪
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-♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ said I'm gonna make it
With my friends ♪
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-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ oh, I'm gonna
Keep on trying ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now,
Baby ♪
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-♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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-primitive man.
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Hunter, toolmaker...
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[ elephant trumpets ]
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...Slayer of mastodons.
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Armed with only his instincts
And a spear,
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He roamed the earth in tribes.
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[ laughter ]
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-in a lot of ways,
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high school boysare a lot like primitive man.
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[ laughter,
Elephant trumpeting ]
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they forage for their food.
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they fashion crude tools.
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and, of course,they hang out in groups.
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-hey.
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-in fact,about the only difference
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between my friendsand neanderthal man was...
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-[ clears throat ]
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Any questions?
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-...Neanderthalshad bigger brains.
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[ school bell rings ]
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[ indistinct conversations ]
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-listen, you guys want to, uh,
Shoot some hoops after school?
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-oh, yeah, count me in.
-got it.
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-hey, kev, you playing?
-sure. Of course.
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-the tribe --that year we were inseparable.
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we'd faced all the challenges.
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-kevin!
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-all but one, anyway...
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women.
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-uh, look, guys, I got to take
A rain check, okay?
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[ school bell rings ]
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-julie aidem -- we'd beengoing out for two weeks.
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and to put it mildly...
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-carry my books?
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-sure.
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-you don't mind?
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-you kidding?
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-...She appreciatedthe little things about me.
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-you know, you have
A really cute laugh.
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-really?
[ chuckles ]
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-she liked my laugh.
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-I thought about you today.
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-yeah.
I was thinking about you, too.
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-she thought about me...
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lots.
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-I thought that you'd
Look really good in stripes.
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-no kidding?
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-yeah, with the collar up.
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You know, it'd really suit you.
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-that was julie.
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she watched over me,took care of me,
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civilized me.
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-how's that?
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-so much better!
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-let's face it --she was good for me.
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and if that wasn't enough...
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-hey, julie.
Hey, kevin.
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-...She had a great dad, too.
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-how's the car coming,
Mr. Aidem?
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-how many times I have to
Tell you to call me ben?
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-ben.
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-well, finally got
That carburetor problem solved.
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Now she's ready
For a little spin.
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-I admired the guy.
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he had hobbies.he was funny.
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a real man's man.
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-honey, did I hear you say
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You were going to take
The sports car out for a drive?
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-thought so, yeah.
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-you remember our agreement.
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You only drive the sports car
On the weekends.
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-well, I don't know
What got into me.
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-a man's manwho was surrounded by women.
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-he'd be off driving it
Day and night if I let him,
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Wouldn't you, ben?
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-not that julie's mom
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wasn't every bit as fun-lovingas her dad.
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-hey, kevin,
Why don't you stay for dinner?
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-I'd love to, june.
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-she was just more...Civilized.
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-I mean...Mrs. Aidem.
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[ ting! ]
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-after all, like mother...
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[ ting! ]
...Like daughter.
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-come, kevin.
[ dog barking ]
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-down, pooh-pooh.
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-all in all,it was quite a household,
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filled with doiliesand lace curtains
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and, of course, pooh-pooh.
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-quiet, pooh-pooh, quiet.
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-I don't get it, daddy.
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You're the only one
That pooh-pooh barks at.
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-that's because
Pooh-pooh loves him.
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-yeah, daddy.
Pooh-pooh loves you.
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-the aidem familywas a model of decorum.
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there may have been a reasonfor that.
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-oh, ben, the salad fork.
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-the girls outnumbered the boysby a ratio of four to one.
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five to oneif you counted the pooch.
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-so, kev, who do you like
For the world series?
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-uh, I don't know.
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I think I like the tigers
Or maybe the cubs.
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-oakland's gonna knock
Everyone else on their butts.
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-daddy!
-daddy!
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-ben!
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-oh, sorry.
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Not at the dinner table.
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-still, I had to admit,I liked it there.
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it was nicebeing in a civilized home...
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-oh, ben, fix your collar.
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[ dog whimpers ]
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-...A home where peopleactually said "Please"
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and used butter knives,
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as opposed to, say...
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-thank you.
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[ rooster crows ]
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-...The arnold house.
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we were a house of men...
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-[ slurps ]
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-...A house of slobs...
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-[ belches ]
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-...A house of hunters.
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-[ burps ]
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-[ burps ]
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[ all burping ]
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-excuse me.
-excuse me.
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-fortunately, as it happened,
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there had wanderedinto our camp one person
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who did her best to look outfor our best interests.
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-kevin, I thought you hated
That striped shirt.
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-me?
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No, I saw it in my closet,
And I think it suits me.
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-well, why is the collar up?
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-well, it just so happens
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That some people like the way
This looks, butt-brain.
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-oh. What people?
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-none of your business!
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-julie.
[ chuckles ]
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-who's julie?
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-no one.
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-she's got you on a pretty short
Leash there, huh, kev?
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-this from a guy whose lastsuccessful relationship
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was with a nose-hair clipper.
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-at least I got a girlfriend.
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-you're running over to her
House every, uh, single day.
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-I for one think julie's
Very good for you, kevin.
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Jack,
Look how nice kevin looks.
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-why's your collar up?
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-[ scoffs ]
I'm out of here.
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-hey, no sense explainingmyself to these cretins.
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-hey, butthead...
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Make sure your seams
Are straight.
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-after all, why wallow in abusewhen I could have...
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-milk and cookies.
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-terrific. Thanks.
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-yeah, this was the life --
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catered to, coddled,taken care of.
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-so, did you miss me?
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-you just went upstairs
To get some cookies.
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-I missed you.
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-well, yeah.
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Yeah, of course I missed you.
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-still, at 2 1/2 weeksinto the relationship,
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it was beginning to occur to me
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that civilization was notwithout its discontents.
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-what are you thinking?
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-she asked me that a lot.
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-I'm thinking...
These are great cookies.
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-well, tomorrow,
I'll make brownies.
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-tomorrow?
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-hello?
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[ door closes ]
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-oh, daddy must be home.
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-anybody down here?
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-daddy...
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-hey, ben.
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-hey, kev.
How you doin'?
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New muffler -- check it out.
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-well, it's great, daddy.
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[ pooh-pooh barking ]
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-oh, yeah.
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Let me get something
Out of my toolbox,
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And I'll
Get out of your way.
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-hmm.
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-daddy! Look what you're doing
To pooh-pooh!
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You're hurting her feelings!
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-oh, I don't know
What got into me.
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-well...
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I'll go get her a biscuit.
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-and suddenly,the thought struck me
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this guy might appreciatea little male bonding.
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-so, ben, this is a...
Great cellar you got here.
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-yeah, a few too many nylons
For my taste.
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-oh. Yeah. Me, too.
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[ barking continues ]
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That's some dog.
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-she's no duke.
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-duke?
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-I got the biscuit!
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Pooh-pooh, I love you so much!
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-I'll tell you about duke
Some other time.
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Sorry, honey.
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-and there you had it.
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-did you miss me?
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-so much for guy talk.
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-yeah.
Of course I missed you.
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-and we were backto milk and cookies.
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-well, I really
Got to get back home.
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-but you're coming over
Tomorrow afternoon, right?
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[ ding! ]
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-'course.
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I wouldn't miss it
For the world.
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-I thought you
Were gonna be playing ball
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With us this afternoon!
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-I was. I just made these...
Kind of plans.
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-what plans?
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-nothing.
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I was...
Just gonna go over to --
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-ju-lie's house.
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-well, we were gonna play
Three-on-three.
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-okay. No problem.
I'll be there.
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-yeah. Right.
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-and that's when I felta cold chill.
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-what?
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-man, she is really
Smothering you.
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-what are you talking about?
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-but I guess I knew.
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it was writtenall over their faces.
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-look.
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Guys, I can do
Whatever I want to do!
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I'm playin' ball!
I don't have to ask anyone!
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No one's gonna stop me!
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-there.I'd faced the tribe.
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I'd made my stand.
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-hi, kevin.
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-just one little problem.
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-I missed you.
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[ ding! ]
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-and maybe that'swhen I began to realize...
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the undeniable truth.
260
00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:52,950
julie aidem had meon a very short leash.
261
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:05,262
-primitive man derived
His power from the tribe.
262
00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:09,734
But occasionally, one of
Its members betrayed the rest.
263
00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:15,272
Soon, this lone hunter
Was set adrift from the pack,
264
00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:17,574
Cast asunder,
Shunned, and ostracized.
265
00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:20,277
-so, we gonna play
Some football this afternoon?
266
00:11:20,279 --> 00:11:21,511
-yeah, I'll be there.
267
00:11:21,513 --> 00:11:22,913
-yeah, me too.
268
00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:25,716
-by the next day,one thing was clear.
269
00:11:25,718 --> 00:11:28,519
-hey, guys,
What time are you playing?
270
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,857
-did you guys hear something?
271
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:33,858
-not me.
272
00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,760
-in my tribe, my name was mud.
273
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:42,833
still, I had one skillprimitive man did not.
274
00:11:42,835 --> 00:11:44,335
-come on, guys!
275
00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:45,470
-I could whine.
276
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:46,537
-what?
277
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,239
-I want to play!
278
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,006
-look, kev.
279
00:11:49,008 --> 00:11:50,207
You bailed on us yesterday.
280
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:51,476
-and you didn't even tell us.
281
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:54,412
-well, I-I got tied up.
It was an emergency.
282
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,314
-it was julie, wasn't it?
283
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:57,414
-it was one time.
284
00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:59,750
I promise
It'll never happen again.
285
00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:01,686
Please?
286
00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:04,055
-and with that,I'd bared my soul,
287
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:07,625
thrown myselfon the mercy of the tribe.
288
00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:11,729
and they, in turn,pronounced their verdict.
289
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,664
[ elephant trumpets ]
290
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:16,166
-what the hell?
291
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:23,874
-and so, that afternoon,I was reborn.
292
00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:27,811
a few hours with the guys,and I remembered who I was.
293
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:31,282
kevin arnold.
294
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,984
runner. Passer.
295
00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:35,686
hunter.
296
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:38,489
warrior.
297
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,190
-I got it! I got it!
298
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,293
-get him! Get him!
299
00:12:45,231 --> 00:12:46,430
-all right!
300
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,266
-and it felt good.
301
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,301
-yeah! Yeah!
-yeah!
302
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,502
-all right!
303
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,438
-hey, way to go.
-yeah!
304
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,139
-yep.
305
00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:56,340
-hey, mom.
306
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:59,043
-by the time I got home,I was a new man.
307
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:02,312
-kevin?
You have a visitor.
308
00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:04,648
-aaaaaah!
309
00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:06,483
-hi, kevin!
310
00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:07,784
-hi.
311
00:13:07,786 --> 00:13:09,687
[ ding! ]
312
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,122
I wasn't expecting you.
313
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,923
-julie and I were just...
314
00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:14,992
Getting to know one another.
315
00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:17,694
-I-I was just worried
About you, kevin.
316
00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:18,662
-isn't that sweet?
317
00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:21,365
She was just worried
About you. [ chuckles ]
318
00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:24,067
-so, julie, w-what's going on?
319
00:13:24,069 --> 00:13:25,469
-oh, nothing.
320
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,337
I thought you were
Coming over today.
321
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:28,939
-isn't that sweet?
322
00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:30,307
-mom.
323
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,342
-oh.
324
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,143
I'll just
Leave you two together.
325
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:34,612
See you later, julie.
326
00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,079
-hope so, mrs. Arnold.
327
00:13:36,081 --> 00:13:38,949
-isn't that sweet?
328
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,685
-okay.
329
00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:45,055
it was clear we'd reacheda critical juncture.
330
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:46,123
-julie?
331
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,625
-yes, kevin?
332
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:50,293
-it was time to setground rules, here and now.
333
00:13:50,295 --> 00:13:51,328
-well...
334
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:54,832
Every once in a while,
Guys just...
335
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,636
You know, got to hang out
With other guys.
336
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:01,038
-and there it was.
337
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,806
gentle, but somehow firm.
338
00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:05,409
-I guess you forgot
What today is.
339
00:14:05,411 --> 00:14:07,278
-today?
340
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,780
-it's our
Three-week anniversary.
341
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,715
-it is?
342
00:14:11,717 --> 00:14:14,251
-I got you a gift.
[ giggles ]
343
00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:15,485
-oh, geez.
344
00:14:15,487 --> 00:14:16,520
-you did?
345
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:17,788
-open it.
346
00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:22,459
-made you wonder if they knewhow to gift-wrap crow.
347
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,700
-do you like it?
348
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,168
-well...Yeah!
349
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:32,169
I-I love it!
350
00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:33,871
It's great!
It - it's...
351
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,872
-striped.
352
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:35,873
-striped!
353
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,708
-you know, kevin...
354
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:41,045
If you want to be
With the guys sometimes...
355
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,146
I understand.
356
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:44,148
-no, no. That's not it.
I-it's just --
357
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:46,784
-I wouldn't want you to feel
Like I'm smothering you.
358
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,886
-no! Don't be ridiculous.
You're not smothering me.
359
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,155
-'cause if you don't think
We're right for each other --
360
00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:53,557
-no, julie, I definitely think
We're right for each other.
361
00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,359
-oh, that's what I think, kevin!
362
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:59,529
-and right about then,something went wrong.
363
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:03,100
-so maybe it's time
We made more of a commitment.
364
00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:05,936
-a commitment?
365
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,773
-oh, kevin!
This is so exciting!
366
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:12,476
I can't wait to tell everyone
We're going steady.
367
00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:15,279
First we have to tell
Mommy and daddy at dinner.
368
00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:18,649
-and suddenly, somehow...
369
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:19,784
I...
370
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:21,585
was going steady.
371
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,954
[ door slams ]
372
00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:27,891
not that I'd actually agreedto anything, you understand...
373
00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:31,361
not technically, anyway.
374
00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:34,632
still, that nightoutside julie's house,
375
00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:38,369
I knew I didn't havethe courage to turn back.
376
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,843
-hey, kev!
377
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:50,047
I hear there's gonna be
A little announcement tonight.
378
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:52,516
-great.the whole family knew.
379
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:56,119
and not only that, now we weregonna have "The talk" --
380
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,122
the father-of-the-bride speech,
381
00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:01,891
about the birds,about the bees...
382
00:16:01,893 --> 00:16:03,527
-duke loved nights like this.
383
00:16:03,529 --> 00:16:06,263
-...About...Duke?
384
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:07,732
-was duke your dog?
385
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,566
-duke was a hell of a dog.
386
00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:11,568
[ pooh-pooh barking ]
387
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:15,539
[ chuckles ]
Not like pooh-pooh back there.
388
00:16:15,541 --> 00:16:18,542
Duke was a black lab --
80 pounds.
389
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:21,879
He was so full of fun
And so full of spirit.
390
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:24,314
He was a real man's-best-friend
Kind of dog, you know?
391
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:27,084
Duke wasn't afraid of anything.
392
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:30,854
-I could tell duke was morethan just a dog to this guy.
393
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:32,823
-what happened to him?
394
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,859
-ran away the day I proposed
To june.
395
00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:41,132
Well, I still think about him,
You know?
396
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:45,569
You know, every now and then...
At night,
397
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:50,041
I swear I can still hear
Duke's howl.
398
00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:55,513
-ben! Dinner!
399
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,414
[ barking continues ]
400
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:02,419
-come on.
401
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:07,724
-that night, I did my bestto forestall the inevitable.
402
00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:09,860
-kevin.
403
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,829
-uh...
404
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,731
Terrific pot roast, mrs. Aidem.
405
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,899
-thank you, kevin.
406
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:17,701
-but then, I supposedthey don't call it
407
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,537
"The inevitable" for nothing...
408
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:24,308
-kevin, don't you have
An announcement to make?
409
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:27,845
-...At least not aroundthe aidem household.
410
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,714
-uh...Yeah.
411
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,383
Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
412
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,820
[ sighs ]
413
00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:38,755
-wait, kevin.
I think you should stand up.
414
00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:46,430
-and so, we'd arrived...
415
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:49,700
at the last exit,the final whistle...
416
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,969
-well...
417
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,637
-...And that'swhen it happened.
418
00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:56,206
-honey, fix your collar.
419
00:17:59,811 --> 00:18:02,012
-it was...Weird.
420
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:05,082
[ pooh-pooh barking ]
421
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,454
-pooh-pooh, stop that!
422
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:13,424
-I thought pooh-pooh
Only barked at you, daddy.
423
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,825
-it was horrible.
424
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,226
-down, pooh-pooh, down!
425
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,128
-it was amazing.
426
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:20,197
almost as if pooh-pooh knew
427
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:23,466
I was about to join the ranksof aidem men.
428
00:18:23,468 --> 00:18:26,403
[ barking continues ]
429
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:30,541
and then,from out of nowhere...
430
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,275
I swear I heard it.
431
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:36,246
[ dog howling ]
432
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:39,483
it was a clearand clarion call.
433
00:18:39,485 --> 00:18:43,119
and I knew what I had to do.
434
00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:45,522
-no!
435
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:48,726
-it was now or never.
436
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,028
-julie, I can't do this.
437
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,763
I just can't!
438
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,265
I like wearing my collar down!
439
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,467
And I hate wearing
Striped shirts!
440
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,702
And I don't like cookies!
441
00:18:59,704 --> 00:19:01,738
I don't want to spend
Every minute with you!
442
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:03,473
I like hanging out
With the guys.
443
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,910
I'm a hunter and a warrior.
444
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:09,313
And what about the mastodons?
445
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:12,048
-okay, maybe I gota little carried away
446
00:19:12,050 --> 00:19:13,617
about the mastodon thing.
447
00:19:13,619 --> 00:19:16,453
but I wasn't just speakingfor myself.
448
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:19,623
I was speakingfor all mankind, for ben,
449
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:24,661
and even for duke,wherever he was.
450
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,563
-I just --
I can't do it, julie.
451
00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,465
We can't go steady.
452
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,600
-[ gasps ]
453
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:39,309
-and then it was over.
454
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:41,779
except for one thing.
455
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:44,848
-I think you better go, kev.
456
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:48,451
-good idea.
457
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:02,132
-man -- fire maker...
458
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,800
Toolmaker...
459
00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:06,970
Thinker of complex thoughts...
460
00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:12,275
Noble, curious, dignified.
461
00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:15,779
-over the next few weeks,I rejoined my tribe.
462
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:17,715
[ indistinct shouting ]
463
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:21,318
and in a lot of ways,I was back where I belonged.
464
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,286
-all right!
465
00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:26,490
[ horn honks ]
466
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:29,193
-all right, guys. Come on.
Let's go, let's go.
467
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,394
-I'll be right back.
468
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,730
-still, I guess I knew
469
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,198
there was stillsome unfinished business,
470
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,901
between ben and me at least.
471
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:38,969
-hey, ben.
472
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,137
-hey, kevin.
473
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:41,304
I thought that was you.
474
00:20:41,306 --> 00:20:43,040
You look pretty good out there.
475
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:44,441
-thanks!
476
00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:48,011
So...How's julie?
477
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,981
-oh, she found a new guy.
They're going steady.
478
00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:53,016
-[ scoffs ]
No kidding.
479
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:55,919
-yeah,
He looks great in stripes.
480
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,821
-I bet.
481
00:21:00,258 --> 00:21:02,426
Hey, you got the car out
On a thursday, huh?
482
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,595
-yeah, I thought I'd go
A little crazy.
483
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,596
-and in a way,
484
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:09,399
I couldn't help thinkingI had something to do with it.
485
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:12,169
-well...
It was nice seeing you again.
486
00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:15,972
-hey, kevin.
487
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:18,075
One day, you're gonna see.
488
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:19,810
-what's that?
489
00:21:21,313 --> 00:21:24,214
-it's not that bad...
490
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,583
Having people who care for you,
You know?
491
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:32,489
-I guess benunderstood something.
492
00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:35,025
something I'd learn...in time.
493
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,060
-come on, kev.
Let's go.
494
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,731
-thanks.
495
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,766
I'll keep that in mind.
496
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:50,941
-but me?
497
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:53,777
I was just a 16-year-old guy.
498
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:55,946
and the way I saw it...
499
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:59,483
there were still a lotof mastodons yet to be slayed.
500
00:21:59,485 --> 00:22:01,017
-break!
-break!
501
00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:02,118
-okay, come on.
Let's go.
502
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:03,386
-okay, you guys.
503
00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:05,822
[ horn honks ]
504
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:13,496
[ barks ]
505
00:22:24,710 --> 00:22:27,044
[ dog howling ]
506
00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:33,183
[ pooh-pooh barks ]
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