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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:05,904 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:05,906 --> 00:00:11,342 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:17,082 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,084 --> 00:00:20,785 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:24,956 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:26,458 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:29,528 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:34,932 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:40,404 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ♪ -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 10 00:00:43,009 --> 00:00:47,812 -in 1972, the war was still raging in vietnam. 11 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:49,046 [ gunfire ] 12 00:00:49,048 --> 00:00:51,215 politicians kept talking, 13 00:00:51,217 --> 00:00:54,418 soldiers kept dying, and no one seemed to know why. 14 00:00:54,420 --> 00:00:57,756 but maybe because the war had gone on too long, 15 00:00:57,758 --> 00:01:00,958 or maybe because it had caused too much pain, 16 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:03,028 whatever the reason, 17 00:01:03,030 --> 00:01:05,262 most of us managed to keep it at a distance... 18 00:01:05,264 --> 00:01:08,800 and go on with our everyday, normal lives. 19 00:01:08,802 --> 00:01:11,303 -oh, come on, wayne. You know this one. 20 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:12,937 "Obsequious." 21 00:01:12,939 --> 00:01:16,808 "A," toxic. "B," easily upset. 22 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:19,343 "C," fawning. 23 00:01:19,345 --> 00:01:21,412 "D," ambitious. 24 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:23,081 -my brother, for example, 25 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,384 was studying for his college entrance exams. 26 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:27,785 -ow! 27 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:29,220 -what's the matter? 28 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:31,989 -I just cut my nose With this paper clip! 29 00:01:31,991 --> 00:01:34,225 -well, "Studying" may have been an overstatement. 30 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:36,661 -wayne, You have to concentrate, 31 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:39,463 Or you're never gonna be ready For your s.A.T.S. 32 00:01:39,465 --> 00:01:40,831 -well, I don't know Why I have to take them. 33 00:01:40,833 --> 00:01:42,400 I already took them once. 34 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:44,969 -I know, honey, but you just Need to do a little bit better. 35 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:47,272 -you know, I don't see What the big deal about College is, anyway. 36 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:49,040 It's not like If I don't go, 37 00:01:49,042 --> 00:01:51,109 I'm gonna get drafted Or something. 38 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:54,545 -luckily, wayne's draft lottery number was 312. 39 00:01:54,547 --> 00:01:58,483 unfortunately, that was also his first s.A.T. Score. 40 00:01:58,485 --> 00:02:02,687 -"Obsequious" means... 41 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:05,990 ...Fawning. 42 00:02:05,992 --> 00:02:07,726 -okay, okay. -okay? 43 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:08,926 -okay. 44 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:11,596 I hope this doesn't Get infected. 45 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:14,432 -the thing is, the guy wasn't a total idiot. 46 00:02:14,434 --> 00:02:18,002 -so, "Obsequious" is... 47 00:02:18,004 --> 00:02:20,705 -he was just...Unconscious. 48 00:02:20,707 --> 00:02:23,108 -fawning! 49 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:26,077 -great. Break my concentration. 50 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:28,546 -but no matter how much of a problem the s.A.T.S were... 51 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:30,715 -"Lugubrious." 52 00:02:30,717 --> 00:02:33,484 -...Wayne had an even bigger problem, 53 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:35,954 a problem of cosmic proportions... 54 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:37,655 -"D," sympathetic. 55 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:38,990 -ow! 56 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,859 -...A problem that could block the sun. 57 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:44,996 -wayne? What are you doing? 58 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,899 -what? What'd I do now? 59 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,934 -I told you, The shingles have to overlap. 60 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:51,268 -they are overlapped. 61 00:02:51,270 --> 00:02:52,837 -and it's supposed to be Two nails in every shingle. 62 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,171 How many nails You got in there? 63 00:02:54,173 --> 00:02:55,606 -about two. 64 00:02:55,608 --> 00:02:58,175 -pay attention, will you? 65 00:02:58,177 --> 00:03:00,712 -whatever you say, dad. 66 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:03,414 -as wayne inched his way towards graduation, 67 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:06,150 dad worried about everything he did. 68 00:03:06,152 --> 00:03:09,320 and his worries came out as complaints. 69 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:10,822 -hey! Wayne! 70 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:14,459 -oops. 71 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:16,427 -unfortunately, the more dad complained, 72 00:03:16,429 --> 00:03:18,263 the worse wayne did. 73 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:19,831 it was almost as if wayne thought 74 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:22,032 he was expected to screw up. 75 00:03:22,034 --> 00:03:24,669 -I don't believe it. 76 00:03:24,671 --> 00:03:26,871 -dad, I know what I'm doing, Okay? 77 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:30,207 -then do it. Use your head, will you? 78 00:03:30,209 --> 00:03:33,544 -whatever you say, dad. 79 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:36,280 -but even though the problem seemed clear enough... 80 00:03:36,282 --> 00:03:39,451 -look, wayne, Dad's just tryin' to help. 81 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:44,355 He cares about you. That's why he does this. 82 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:46,123 -...For some reason, 83 00:03:46,125 --> 00:03:49,794 the solution just wasn't that simple. 84 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:52,197 -butthead. 85 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:54,566 -butt breath. 86 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:57,635 -ironically, while the long arm of the future 87 00:03:57,637 --> 00:03:59,370 was reaching out for wayne... 88 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:02,607 -arnold...Arnold...Arnold. 89 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,442 -...The long arm of my guidance counselor 90 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:06,778 was reaching out for me. 91 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:10,515 -are you related To wayne arnold? 92 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:12,517 -no. [ chuckles ] 93 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:14,184 -very well, then. 94 00:04:14,186 --> 00:04:17,989 -what do you plan To do with your life? 95 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:20,558 -my life? 96 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,394 All of it? -yes. 97 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,195 -what are you interested in? 98 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:25,530 -well... 99 00:04:25,532 --> 00:04:26,765 -let's see. 100 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:30,067 there were cars, girls, sports, and girls. 101 00:04:30,069 --> 00:04:31,636 -I like to read a lot. 102 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:33,838 -oh. Anything in particular? 103 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,006 -well... 104 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,507 -let's see. 105 00:04:36,509 --> 00:04:40,044 there were books about cars, girls, sports, and girls. 106 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:41,979 -I like the classics. 107 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:44,382 -in that case, You should start thinking 108 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:46,884 About what college You want to go to. 109 00:04:46,886 --> 00:04:48,286 -really? 110 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:51,288 -you have a chance to really Do something with your life. 111 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:54,125 You should start thinking About the future. 112 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,460 -and faced with that mature logic, 113 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:58,797 there was only one thing to say. 114 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:02,033 -do I need a hall pass To get back into class? 115 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:07,705 Thanks. 116 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:13,244 -okay, so I wasn't exactly panicked about my plans. 117 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:15,980 hey, I was 16 years old. 118 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:18,515 to me, the future... 119 00:05:18,517 --> 00:05:20,518 was someone else's worry. 120 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:22,152 -jerk! 121 00:05:22,154 --> 00:05:23,721 -wayne. 122 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:26,024 -hey, look! It's butthead. 123 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:28,226 -yeah. It's butthead. 124 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:30,294 -that was wayne's friend wart. 125 00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:32,697 they were two pea-heads in a pod. 126 00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:34,498 -what are you doing here? 127 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:35,467 -we're getting an award 128 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:37,702 For being the top students In our class. 129 00:05:37,704 --> 00:05:39,738 -yeah. We're valedorians. 130 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,172 [ chuckles ] 131 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:44,541 -arnold! Wirtschafter! 132 00:05:44,543 --> 00:05:46,944 Get over here. 133 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:49,613 -wayne, what's going on? 134 00:05:49,615 --> 00:05:51,282 -none of your business. 135 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:53,017 -yeah, none of your business. 136 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:55,119 -what'd you do? Murder someone? 137 00:05:55,121 --> 00:05:56,521 -[ chuckles sarcastically ] 138 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,556 -you're next. 139 00:05:58,558 --> 00:06:01,860 -we just skipped school. 140 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:04,328 That's all. 141 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:07,031 -hmm. 142 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,233 -you skipped school? 143 00:06:11,170 --> 00:06:13,404 -I didn't say anything. 144 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:16,340 -he didn't have to. The principal called. 145 00:06:16,342 --> 00:06:19,977 -honey, how could you Skip school? 146 00:06:19,979 --> 00:06:23,047 -well, we didn't skip. 147 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,248 I mean, we were gonna go, 148 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:26,483 But then we just didn't go At the last minute. 149 00:06:26,485 --> 00:06:28,285 -well, where did you go? 150 00:06:28,287 --> 00:06:29,921 -nowhere. 151 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,823 We didn't do anything. 152 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:33,491 -could've done that at school. 153 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:37,628 -honey, this is going to go On your permanent record. 154 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:40,665 -[ chuckles ] so? 155 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:43,868 -so, suppose you don't get Into college. 156 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:45,135 What are you gonna do then? 157 00:06:45,137 --> 00:06:46,737 -I don't know. 158 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:48,839 I'll work at norcom. 159 00:06:48,841 --> 00:06:50,608 -[ scoffs ] fat chance. 160 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:52,209 -what do you mean? Dad did it. 161 00:06:52,211 --> 00:06:54,045 -wayne, First I went to college. 162 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:55,212 Then I went into the marines. 163 00:06:55,214 --> 00:06:57,247 And then I went to work At norcom. 164 00:06:57,249 --> 00:07:00,417 -so I'll just get there A little faster. 165 00:07:00,419 --> 00:07:04,122 -but if my brother was looking for a free lunch... 166 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:07,425 -you wouldn't get In the front gate. 167 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,927 -...Seemed the kitchen was closed. 168 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:12,396 -well, thanks For your support, dad. 169 00:07:12,398 --> 00:07:15,733 I really appreciate it. 170 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:20,638 -wayne...Go into your room, And study for your s.A.T.S. 171 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:24,375 -no, thanks. 172 00:07:24,377 --> 00:07:28,145 -and there it was -- a classic power struggle, 173 00:07:28,147 --> 00:07:30,014 a standoff between generations. 174 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:32,250 -son... 175 00:07:32,252 --> 00:07:35,052 [ music plays on television ] 176 00:07:35,054 --> 00:07:36,720 ...Now! 177 00:07:38,457 --> 00:07:41,526 -not that the outcome was really in doubt. 178 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:47,031 still, it was becoming clear to me 179 00:07:47,033 --> 00:07:49,267 that in the war between dad and wayne, 180 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:53,271 the casualties were beginning to mount. 181 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:55,606 -what are you doing? 182 00:07:55,608 --> 00:07:58,042 -I'm bowling. 183 00:07:58,044 --> 00:08:01,245 -you want me to ask you Some questions or something? 184 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:02,913 -buzz off. 185 00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:08,052 I don't even know why I'm Bothering with this stuff. 186 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,954 I mean -- I mean, Look at this word -- 187 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:11,489 "Phlegmatic." 188 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:14,325 Do you know What "Phlegmatic" means? 189 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,927 -"Calm." 190 00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:19,063 -"Calm" -- Can you believe that? 191 00:08:19,065 --> 00:08:21,365 I mean, it doesn't even Sound like "Calm." 192 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:24,001 "Phlegmatic." 193 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:26,070 Sounds like when your nose Is stuffed up 194 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:29,106 And you have a cold And you're phlegmatic. 195 00:08:29,108 --> 00:08:30,275 -yeah, you're right. 196 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:32,243 -shut up, will you?! 197 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,012 And why can't people Just say they're calm? 198 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:37,414 Why do they have to say They're phlegmatic? 199 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:39,083 -they're just jerks. 200 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:40,518 -yeah. 201 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:44,555 -anyway, You have a few more days. 202 00:08:44,557 --> 00:08:47,225 -yeah. You're right. 203 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:50,194 I've got to be More phlegmatic. 204 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:52,230 -yeah. 205 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:57,268 -but I guess we both knew... 206 00:08:57,270 --> 00:09:00,872 -what am I gonna do? 207 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:04,575 -...Somehow, this problem went deeper than phlegm. 208 00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:07,311 -jack?! 209 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:10,114 Jack?! 210 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:12,383 -is wayne home yet? 211 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,017 -not yet! 212 00:09:14,019 --> 00:09:15,987 -oh, he was so nervous This morning. 213 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:18,356 Hope he remembers What "Obsequious" means. 214 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:20,591 -I hope he remembered His pencil. 215 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:22,360 -by that saturday, 216 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:25,363 I guess we were all feeling a little tense. 217 00:09:25,365 --> 00:09:28,032 I know I was. 218 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:29,567 -[ sighs ] 219 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,902 -you know, dad, 220 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,004 Wayne really studied like crazy For those s.A.T.S. 221 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,406 -about time. 222 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,441 -well, what I'm saying is, 223 00:09:37,443 --> 00:09:39,476 Sometimes, he just Has trouble getting it. 224 00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:40,845 -what are you Talking about? 225 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:43,815 Wayne's a smart kid, If he stopped acting so dumb. 226 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:46,684 -well, yeah, but what I'm saying Is that -- 227 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:49,320 -look, a lot of kids don't Do that well in high school. 228 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,988 I didn't do that well, Myself. 229 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:54,325 There's a chance for wayne To turn things around. 230 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:57,127 -but it seemed to me that dad was missing the point here. 231 00:09:57,129 --> 00:09:58,729 -but what if he can't? 232 00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:01,065 -[ sighs ] 233 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:05,569 You know, wayne had a lot of Trouble taking his first step. 234 00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:07,905 Took him a long time To do it. 235 00:10:07,907 --> 00:10:09,673 But when he finally did it, 236 00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:13,111 He didn't just take a step -- He ran across the room. 237 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:17,048 Then he fell on his butt. 238 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:20,384 But he got back up again. 239 00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:22,654 -and for the first time in a long time, 240 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:25,956 I could see how much dad was rooting for wayne, 241 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:28,626 how proud he was of him. 242 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,395 [ horn plays "Dixie" ] 243 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:34,832 [ brakes squeal ] 244 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:38,469 and at that moment, I actually had the feeling 245 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,270 everything was gonna be all right. 246 00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:42,974 -hey, dad! 247 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:45,275 -how was the test? Was it tough? 248 00:10:45,277 --> 00:10:47,211 -well, um... 249 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:48,646 About the test -- 250 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,481 -we didn't take it. 251 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:54,285 -what do you mean, You didn't take it? 252 00:10:54,287 --> 00:10:56,154 -well, we did something A little better. 253 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,655 -a lot better. 254 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,557 -what'd you do? 255 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,425 -well, we've been thinking. 256 00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:02,660 -yeah, we were thinking. 257 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,897 -and why spend four years In a college 258 00:11:05,899 --> 00:11:09,466 When there's a much better way To get a career? 259 00:11:13,305 --> 00:11:16,573 -wayne, what did you do?! 260 00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:19,510 -well, we talked it over, And -- 261 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,779 -we joined the army! 262 00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:28,385 -[ laughing ] 263 00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:38,162 -this can't be happening. 264 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:40,665 -even so, it had. 265 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:43,334 my mother's worst nightmare was coming true. 266 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:46,270 -honey, you are just In high school. 267 00:11:46,272 --> 00:11:48,505 -mom, we're 18 years old. 268 00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:50,941 And, besides, The sergeant really liked us. 269 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:52,709 -yeah. He said we were special. 270 00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:53,744 -yeah. 271 00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:55,245 -it was unbelievable. 272 00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:57,181 my brother had joined the army. 273 00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,316 -you guys are kidding, right? 274 00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:02,085 -no, butthead. 275 00:12:02,087 --> 00:12:05,322 -which left only one sane, reasonable response. 276 00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:06,723 -how did you come up 277 00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:09,760 With such a dumb, stupid, Idiotic idea?! 278 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:13,530 -well, actually, It was my idea. 279 00:12:13,532 --> 00:12:16,801 -and you listened to him? That's real bright. 280 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:19,770 -thanks! 281 00:12:19,772 --> 00:12:24,709 -dad, listen, you know, It's not as dumb as it sounds. 282 00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:27,945 I mean, if you just think About it, it makes sense! 283 00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,713 The pay is good. 284 00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:31,849 And, besides, they'll teach us To be anything we want -- 285 00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:33,851 Mechanics, uh, Engineers, uh... 286 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,386 -topographical specialists. 287 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,554 -yeah! 288 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,188 -wart? 289 00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:40,658 Go home. 290 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,993 -I asked him to stay For dinner. 291 00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:45,195 -goodbye, wart. 292 00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:52,369 -and with those social pleasantries out of the way... 293 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:55,072 -nice seeing you, folks. 294 00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:57,841 -...It was time for the family to talk turkey. 295 00:12:57,843 --> 00:13:00,878 -jack... We can't let this happen. 296 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,081 -[ sighs ] you didn't take Your physical yet, right? 297 00:13:04,083 --> 00:13:06,317 -no, but, you know, That's just -- 298 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:07,418 -he's not in the army. 299 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:08,552 Tomorrow, You'll go down there 300 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,087 And tell them You changed your mind. 301 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:11,989 -no, you don't understand -- 302 00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:13,357 -you don't understand. 303 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:15,726 They're gonna send you off To vietnam! 304 00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:18,129 They're gonna pack you up And ship you out so fast, 305 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,496 Your head's gonna spin! 306 00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:22,533 -that's not What the sergeant said. 307 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,235 The sergeant said that -- 308 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:27,404 -what's the matter with you?! They'll tell you anything! 309 00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:29,907 -well, you went to korea. -that was different. 310 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:32,042 -why? What was different About it? 311 00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:34,544 -because you're A young, dumb kid! 312 00:13:34,546 --> 00:13:36,280 -well, you were A young, dumb kid, too. 313 00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:38,816 -wayne! Listen to me! 314 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:42,085 You're not going. 315 00:13:50,929 --> 00:13:53,063 -whatever you say, dad. 316 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:57,501 -and with that... 317 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:02,973 so ended my brother's brief career in the military. 318 00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:06,443 for the next few days, 319 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,545 things pretty much went back to normal. 320 00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:12,749 normal for wayne, anyway. 321 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:14,217 at school, he and wart 322 00:14:14,219 --> 00:14:17,721 continued to pursue their stellar academic careers, 323 00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:21,892 while at home, he and dad settled back 324 00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:25,595 into the same old father-son routine. 325 00:14:25,597 --> 00:14:27,564 -wayne? Wayne! 326 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,633 -what? 327 00:14:34,439 --> 00:14:38,175 -in a way, it was almost...Reassuring. 328 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:40,177 -hey. 329 00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:41,945 -hey. What's going on? 330 00:14:41,947 --> 00:14:43,481 -well, I was cleaning out My room, 331 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,949 And I thought maybe you'd want To buy some of this stuff -- 332 00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:47,184 5 bucks each. 333 00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:49,820 -hey. That's my football. 334 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,955 -oh. 335 00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:54,291 Well, that I'll sell you for $2. [ chuckles ] 336 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,694 -I'm not gonna pay you To get my own stuff back. 337 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:59,730 -fine. Take it all. 338 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,099 Take whatever you want. 339 00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:05,670 -what's going on? 340 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,138 -I, uh... 341 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:12,409 I'm going down To take my physical now. 342 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,011 -what? 343 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:19,249 Wayne, you can't do this. 344 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,418 -hey, it's my life. 345 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,519 -wayne! 346 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:25,022 -yeah, but... You told dad that you -- 347 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,657 -well, I had to get him Off my back. 348 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:29,192 -told dad what? 349 00:15:29,194 --> 00:15:32,329 -'course, I knew I should keep my mouth shut. 350 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:36,734 still, brotherly confidentiality was one thing. 351 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:39,069 -he's going in To take his physical. 352 00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,505 -the army was quite another. 353 00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,440 -what are you talking about? 354 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,308 -you heard him. 355 00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:47,611 -unh-unh. 356 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:51,348 -and, suddenly, war had broken out again. 357 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:54,551 -I thought we said You weren't gonna do that. 358 00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:57,855 -no, dad. you said I wasn't gonna do it. 359 00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:02,192 -wayne... You're not going anywhere. 360 00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:04,628 -oh, yes, I am, dad. 361 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,464 And this time, You're not gonna stop me. 362 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:18,842 -fine. 363 00:16:18,844 --> 00:16:21,544 But if you go down there, 364 00:16:21,546 --> 00:16:25,315 Don't expect me To get you out of this. 365 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:28,685 -maybe dad was bluffing, maybe not. 366 00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:31,555 in any event... 367 00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,557 -bye, dad. 368 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:39,430 -...This time, wayne didn't blink. 369 00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:43,800 -I'm going with him, dad. 370 00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:50,541 [ door closes ] 371 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:58,515 -I'm not sure why I went along. 372 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,717 maybe I thought I could help. 373 00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:05,222 maybe I just didn't want him to go there alone. 374 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:06,657 -well... 375 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:09,092 [ parking brake clicks ] 376 00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:12,029 [ breathes deeply ] 377 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,338 This is it. 378 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:23,940 -yeah. 379 00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:26,176 -look, um... 380 00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:29,046 I'm not gonna be around To take care of you anymore. 381 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,782 Well, see, the thing is... 382 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:36,120 Even when I'm not around, I'm gonna be around. 383 00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:39,489 I mean, I want you to have fun. I mean, get into trouble. 384 00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:41,625 Just don't be... 385 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,594 Obsequious... 386 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:46,797 Or...Phlegmatic, And -- and... 387 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:52,703 When you think of me, Don't be lugubrious. 388 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:55,839 -let's face it -- the guy was no orator. 389 00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:59,175 -I won't. 390 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:04,781 -I'd better get in there. 391 00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:12,022 -I knew there was something I should say, 392 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:16,894 some way to tell him all the things I was feeling. 393 00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,162 -good luck. 394 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:26,403 [ car door closes ] 395 00:18:26,405 --> 00:18:29,406 -I guess I just didn't say it very well. 396 00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,583 that afternoon, I thought about all the times 397 00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:43,253 that wayne and I had had... 398 00:18:43,255 --> 00:18:47,624 when growing up was still a game... 399 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:50,694 and life was what we made it. 400 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,365 I thought about how we'd played at war, 401 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:59,135 afternoons in harper's woods... 402 00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:03,307 and how every night, we shared a room... 403 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,809 and how much I would miss him. 404 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,789 I guess I wasn't the only one. 405 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,759 -he still in there? 406 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,160 -yeah. 407 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,232 -takes a while. 408 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,378 [ sighs ] 409 00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:52,756 Kevin, uh... Let me have a minute, okay? 410 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:02,132 How did it go? 411 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:04,235 -you know. 412 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,003 -yeah. 413 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:10,341 I remember my physical. It's a real pain in the rear. 414 00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:14,645 -is that what you came down To talk to me about? 415 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,548 -nah, I guess not. 416 00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:24,621 Wayne... You know I'm against this. 417 00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:26,991 I haven't prepared you For it. 418 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,826 -dad -- -let me -- let me finish. 419 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:36,233 I haven't prepared you For anything. 420 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:39,569 You've been looking For my help. 421 00:20:41,540 --> 00:20:44,241 I don't know where I've been. 422 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:49,213 I, uh... 423 00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:52,516 I wanted so much more For you. 424 00:20:52,518 --> 00:20:54,851 I wanted -- 425 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:57,754 -I failed my physical. 426 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,424 I've got psoriasis. 427 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:05,162 They're afraid my back would Really peel in a jungle. 428 00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,965 Psoriasis. 429 00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:11,701 Can you believe that? 430 00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:22,546 I couldn't even Do this right. 431 00:21:26,818 --> 00:21:30,053 -it's okay. 432 00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:32,389 It's okay. 433 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:39,295 -I just didn't know What else to do. 434 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,969 -♪ may god's blessing Keep you always ♪ 435 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,338 -love is never simple... 436 00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:51,341 not for fathers and sons. 437 00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:55,212 we spend our lives full of hope and expectations, 438 00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:57,714 and most of the time... 439 00:21:57,716 --> 00:22:00,150 we're bound to fail. 440 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:03,086 but that afternoon, 441 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:06,556 as I watched my father sheltering his son 442 00:22:06,558 --> 00:22:10,394 against a future that was so unsure... 443 00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:12,762 all I knew was... 444 00:22:12,764 --> 00:22:17,667 they didn't want to let each other down anymore. 445 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:18,935 -name? 446 00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:21,338 -david wirtschafter. 447 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,906 -go on. 448 00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:26,810 -♪ may you grow up To be righteous ♪ 449 00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:29,880 ♪ may you grow up to be true ♪ 450 00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:32,149 -hey, butthead. 451 00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:35,018 Hey, you take care Of yourself. 452 00:22:35,020 --> 00:22:37,354 -you take care of yourself, man. 453 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,723 -and don't take any crud From anyone. 454 00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:41,525 -I won't. 455 00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,894 -wish you were Coming with me. 456 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:45,495 -♪ stand upright and be strong ♪ 457 00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:50,733 -a few days later, wart left for basic training. 458 00:22:50,735 --> 00:22:54,004 he spent two months at fort polk, louisiana. 459 00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:57,974 -♪ forever young ♪ 460 00:22:57,976 --> 00:23:02,145 -and then david wirtschafter was shipped to vietnam. 461 00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:04,948 -♪ forever young ♪ 462 00:23:04,950 --> 00:23:07,517 -a big goofy kid... 463 00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:10,254 who didn't know what his future would be. 464 00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:16,126 -♪ forever young ♪ 33702

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