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-♪ what would you do
If I sang out of tune? ♪
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♪ would you stand up
And walk out on me? ♪
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♪ lend me your ears,
And I'll sing you a song ♪
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♪ I will try not to sing
Out of key, yeah ♪
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♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪
-♪ by with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ all I need is my buddies ♪
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-♪ high with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ I'm sayin'
I'm gonna get higher ♪
-♪ try with a little help
From my friends ♪
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-♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa, yeah ♪
-♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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-when I was a kid,anytime I needed a lift,
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there was my grandfather.
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the guy was always goodfor a ride.
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sure, he wasas old as the hills,
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but to me, gramps washercules in bifocals,
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superman in suspenders.
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he was ageless...Timeless...
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one man in a million.
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you could always count on him.
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-where is he?
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He's late again.
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-not that everyoneshared my view.
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-probably just friday traffic
On the turnpike.
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-he said 5:00.
I come home early.
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You're making his lamb chops
For him.
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-the lamb chops will keep, jack.
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-I know lamb chops, norma!
They dry out!
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And then he'll show up,
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And he'll start complaining
About dry lamb chops.
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-it was kind of a ritualaround our house.
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when gramps visited,mom cooked, dad groused,
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and I...
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-dad, could I have the keys
To the car tonight?
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-...I borrowed the keysto the car.
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-I got to go out.
I'm picking up the guys.
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-what guys?
-dad!
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-oh, honey,
Aren't you gonna wait
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Till your grandfather gets here?
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-mom, he'll see me
When I come back, okay?
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-not that I wasn't anxiousto swap boring stories
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with the old guy.
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it's just...
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-so, dad, can I have them?
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-...When you're 16,there are priorities.
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-well...
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Wait...A minute.
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Where'd you say
You were going?
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-come on, dad,
Do I really have to answer that?
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-it didn't seem fair --
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the spanish inquisition
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for two lousy hoursin a four-door sedan.
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-okay.
[ telephone rings ]
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But be careful.
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-I will, dad.
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-after all,I was a responsible driver.
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-hello?
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-good on turns,fair on parking...
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-kevin, wait.
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-...Bad on exits.
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-it's your father.
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-where is he?
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-the police station.
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-what the hell is he doing
At the police station?
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-he's had an accident.
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[ siren wailing ]
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-let's get out of here.
-dad, what happened?
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-absolutely nothing, john.
Now let's go find my car.
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-one thing was clear, anyway.
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gramps' accident had beensomething less than fatal.
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-what, you hit somebody?
-it was nothing like that.
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It was a little fender-bender --
Couldn't be avoided.
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-wait a minute, wait a minute.
Let me get this straight, now.
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-just a minute. The car was
Parked on the side of the road.
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I just nicked it as I went by.
That's all.
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-you hit a parked car?!
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-john, don't start with me
On this!
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-but, dad, you --
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-john, the important thing is,
Nobody got hurt!
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Isn't that right, kevin?
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-uh...
-good! Now let's go find my car!
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-oh, albert. Are you all right?
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-yes, I am, norma.
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And thank you very much
For asking.
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Now, if we could all stop
Standing around, gawking,
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We might go home
And have some dinner.
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-just a minute, mr. Arnold.
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-huh?
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What do you think you're doing?
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-this your designated driver?
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-what?
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-the man's had three accidents
In six months.
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-hmm.
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seemed there wereone or two things
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gramps had failedto mention to us.
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-albert?
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-now, listen, sonny...
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Don't you have
Something better to do
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Than going around,
Harassing taxpayers?
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-you were driving
On probation, sir.
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Probationary accidents result
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In the immediate suspension
Of driving privileges.
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I believe you were informed
Of that.
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-well...Just let me inform you
Of something.
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I have an oldsmobile
To drive here.
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-I'll drive, gramps.
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-after all, no sense lettinga golden opportunity
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go to waste here.
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-no, you won't. I'll drive.
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-you most certainly will not.
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-well, fine.
I'll drive your car, then.
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-you ride with your mother.
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We've had enough accidents
For one day.
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-but, dad, I --
-kevin!
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-john!
-folks...
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...Don't forget to buckle up.
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-and there it was --the final word.
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-you can't do this, you know!
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He can't do this, you know.
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-hell hath no furylike a grandfather scorned.
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-dad, he can do it.
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He did it. It's done.
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-come on, albert.
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I made your lamb chops
Just the way you like them.
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-that cop wouldn't know
A good driver
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If he got run over by one.
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-honest, gramps, I mean, did you
Have the pedal to the metal?
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Were you gunning it?
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-what are you talking about?
25 miles an hour.
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-25 miles an hour, and you --
You still hit the guy?
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[ chuckles ]
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-you had to admit,it didn't really make sense.
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-because he wasn't
Wearing his glasses.
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Am I right, dad?
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You weren't wearing your
Driving glasses, were you?
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-they don't fit right,
Is the thing.
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There's this cockamamie earpiece
That don't work right.
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Besides, my eyes are just fine!
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-dad, earpiece or not,
You're stuck.
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You don't have a license,
So you can't drive a car,
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And that is that.
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Do we understand each other?
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-it was a bitter pill,
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but there was nothing moregramps could say...
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except, of course...
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-aren't lamb chops
Supposed to be juicy?
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[ fork clatters ]
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-still, you had to hand itto the guy -- he had spunk.
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he had nerve.
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he had the bunk next to mine.
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-you know when I learned
To drive a car, kevin?
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-when, gramps?
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-1921.
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The man that sold it to me
Taught me how to drive,
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And I drove it off the lot.
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That was my license...Know-how.
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No state, no son
To tell me what to do.
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You know what I mean?
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-[ sighs ] look, gramps...
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-it seemed pretty clearwe were gonna be up all night
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unless somebodyput out this fire.
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-...The law's the law.
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So just...
Promise you won't drive.
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Okay?
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It'll make dad happy.
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It'll make mom happy.
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It'll make me happy.
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So, what do you say?
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-and whereall the king's horses
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and all the king's menhad failed before...
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-fine.
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Let's just get some shut-eye.
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-there. Easy.
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and in that spiritof peace and tranquility...
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we all slept a little easier.
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[ rooster crows ]
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-he's gone again.
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I haven't seen anyone
So stubborn in all my life.
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-now, calm down, honey.
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-he behaves like a teenager.
Where the hell did he go?
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[ door opens ]
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-morning, people!
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-albert?
-dad, where have you been?
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-oh, just out for a ride.
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-dad, what the hell
Were you doing in the car?!
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-I was getting
Fresh-squeezed juice...
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And some eggs.
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I came down early this morning
To make my famous waffles --
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Couldn't find an egg
In the house!
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-damn it, dad.
You weren't supposed to drive!
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You don't have a license,
And your eyesight's shot!
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-what are you talking about?!
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I see like an owl!
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Here, let me show you.
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Hold that.
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Hold it right there.
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Now...
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"Lulla may's
Great buttermilk flavor
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"Pancakes and waffle mix,
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Since 1917."
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And on the bottom --
"7-cent coupon inside."
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-it was amazing,
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a virtuoso displayof visual pyrotechnics.
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-now read a box you haven't
Been buying for 25 years, dad.
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-a box is a box, john.
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-aw, this is ridiculous.
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-albert...It's just that
We're worried about you.
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-worried?
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Well, let me tell you something
Right now.
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You don't have to worry
About me.
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-come on, gramps, be reasonable.
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-you too, huh?
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Anybody else?
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-I felt sorry for the guy.
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I wanted to say something,but...
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-I see.
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Well, I can tell
I'm on my own here.
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Maybe I'll come back when
Somebody appreciates me...
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and my waffles!
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-just a minute, dad.
Where are you going?
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-home.
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-now, we all knewgramps was bluffing.
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problem was,he was also packing.
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-you're not driving home, dad.
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-john...I am driving home.
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-you're not driving home!
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-and there it was again --the final word.
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-fine.
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Let the boy drive me.
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-aw, gramps,
I-I don't want to --
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-not you -- him.
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-me?
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-kevin?!
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-he's got his license,
Doesn't he?
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That's what you need in this
State to drive, isn't it --
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A license?
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How about it, son?
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You want to drive
Your doddering old grandpa home?
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-and, suddenly, I was trappedbetween a gramps...
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and a hard place.
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-sure. I guess I could.
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-good. Let's get moving.
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-and from that point on...
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there was nothing left to saybut...
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-drive carefully, honey.
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-okay, mom, I will.
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[ engine turns over ]
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-and so it began...
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-go easy on the gas.
She's got a hell of a punch.
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-...The greatoverland automobile trip
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to grandfather's house of 1972.
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sure, it was furtherthan I'd ever driven,
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and I'd have totake the bus back,
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but that morning,behind that wheel,
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I could feel the callof adventure...Excitement...
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the unexpected...
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-pull over.
256
00:10:46,613 --> 00:10:47,878
-beg your pardon?
257
00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,747
-stop her right here.
258
00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:51,582
-...For abouta block and a half.
259
00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,817
-gramps, what's going on?
260
00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:56,086
-get out.
-what?
261
00:10:56,088 --> 00:10:57,655
-I'm driving.
262
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,058
-but, gramps,
You know what dad said.
263
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:02,159
-your eyes --
-come on! Let's go!
264
00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,395
-you're riding shotgun!
[ laughs ]
265
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,730
-but...
266
00:11:07,567 --> 00:11:10,501
-and that's whenthe true meaning
267
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,370
of what was transpiringhit me.
268
00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:15,038
-move it!
269
00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,807
-suddenly, I saw clearly.
270
00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:18,909
I'd been duped by the master...
271
00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:22,513
hoodwinked...Blindsided.
272
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,549
-here we go!
273
00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:26,084
[ tires screech ]
274
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,486
-I should have known all alongthat my grandfather was...
275
00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,088
-gangway!
276
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,589
-...Alwaysin the driver's seat.
277
00:11:35,428 --> 00:11:37,094
-beautiful country, huh?
278
00:11:38,731 --> 00:11:41,832
Beautiful stretch of highway.
279
00:11:41,834 --> 00:11:43,600
Yep.
280
00:11:43,602 --> 00:11:46,037
Beautiful.
281
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,872
-it's a terrible thing
282
00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,875
when your own flesh and bloodplays you for a sucker.
283
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:54,144
-what's the matter?
Cat got your tongue?
284
00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:56,881
-not that I was bitter about itor anything.
285
00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:59,082
-you know,
I was supposed to drive!
286
00:11:59,084 --> 00:12:00,951
And you promised me last night
That you wouldn't --
287
00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:05,756
-hey! I didn't know
You had so much spunk.
288
00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:06,657
-yeah.
289
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:07,891
Anyway...
290
00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:11,228
I appreciate your company,
Kevin.
291
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,763
-maybe so,
292
00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:15,065
but the guy sure hada funny way of showing it.
293
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,534
[ tires screech ]
294
00:12:17,536 --> 00:12:20,104
-gramps! Whoa!
295
00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:22,172
-hang on, now! [ laughs ]
296
00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:24,375
-what are you doing?
297
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:27,178
-pit stop.
298
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,146
-pit stop?
299
00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:33,150
-two pieces of cherry pie,
Hold the pits.
300
00:12:33,152 --> 00:12:35,952
-anything else?
301
00:12:35,954 --> 00:12:38,689
-no. Pie will be just fine.
302
00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:42,893
-turns out our pit stop wasabout 5 miles off the highway.
303
00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,996
-what do you think
Of this place?
304
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:47,999
-what are we doing here?
305
00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:50,701
-you're gonna sample
The best pie you ever tasted.
306
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,336
[ chuckles ]
307
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:55,106
Margaret and I used to stop here
On our way to see you guys
308
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,108
Before they put the parkway in.
309
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,110
-the thing is,it didn't make sense.
310
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:02,046
here we were,reliving old memories,
311
00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:03,881
and I had no idea why.
312
00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,449
-millie around today?
313
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,617
-who?
314
00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:09,920
-millie -- she runs the place.
315
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,922
-uh, never heard of her.
316
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,390
-"Never heard of her"?
317
00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:16,894
[ chuckles ] I just saw her!
I was just in here!
318
00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:21,465
I was in here, about, uh...
319
00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,301
Two years ago.
320
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,003
You don't remember?
321
00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:28,138
Millie?
322
00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:32,242
-gramps, he's never
Heard of her, okay?
323
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:36,614
-well, just, uh...
324
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:39,049
Say hello to her
If you see her, anyway.
325
00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:41,819
-sure. Anything you say.
326
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,354
-but one thing was clear.
327
00:13:44,356 --> 00:13:46,757
memory lane had changedmore than a little
328
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:49,293
since grampslast strolled down it.
329
00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:51,295
-you feel okay, gramps?
330
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:54,431
-oh, yeah, fine. Why?
331
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,600
-nothing.
-oh.
332
00:13:56,602 --> 00:13:58,302
-still, since he'd asked...
333
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,138
-do you want me to drive?
334
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,939
-why?
335
00:14:02,941 --> 00:14:04,642
-well...
336
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:07,711
It's just that I figured
That way, maybe, uh...
337
00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:09,647
You know,
We could make better time.
338
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:12,449
-are you in a hurry?
339
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:15,152
-yeah, kind of.
340
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:17,487
-not to be rude or anything.
341
00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:20,224
still, keep in mind,I had a bus to catch.
342
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:23,327
-well, okay.
343
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:26,931
If you're in a hurry,
We'd better...Step on it!
344
00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:31,135
Mmm-mmm!
345
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:37,241
-so, we stepped on it,all right.
346
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:39,743
-[ whistling ]
347
00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:42,413
-trouble was...
348
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:45,015
it was gramps who didall the stepping.
349
00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:47,984
[ benny goodman's
"Sing, sing, sing" plays ]
350
00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:54,858
that afternoon, we stopped atevery monument and landmark,
351
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:59,730
every fruit stand and roadsidemuseum known to mankind.
352
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,233
-[ laughs ] good to see you!
353
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:07,537
-not to mentiona few that weren't.
354
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,712
the worst part wasI just couldn't figure out
355
00:15:15,714 --> 00:15:18,049
why gramps was doing thisat all.
356
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,217
-it's amazing, isn't it?
357
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:22,986
-it's okay, I guess.
358
00:15:22,988 --> 00:15:26,723
-all I knew wasthe longer it took...
359
00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:28,892
-[ scoffs ]
360
00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:31,061
-the more impatient I got.
361
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,964
-[ whistling ]
362
00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:36,233
-by 4:00,we'd made more pit stops
363
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:39,436
than most racecars makein a lifetime.
364
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,638
-did I ever tell you
About the time
365
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,273
That me and nate molnar
Took seven weeks
366
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:45,876
To drive my old jalopy
Across the country?
367
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:47,411
-gramps.
368
00:15:47,413 --> 00:15:50,013
-we broke three wheels
The first week.
369
00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:51,882
Then -- then we broke an axle
370
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,918
In the smallest town
I've ever seen.
371
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:58,355
It was about 100 miles
Outside of, uh, sioux falls.
372
00:15:58,357 --> 00:15:59,656
-it was crazy.
373
00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:01,658
the guy kept ramblingon and on
374
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,894
about every detail of his life,
375
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,697
and I was held there, captive.
376
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,266
-wait a minute, wait a minute.
Did I say sioux falls?
377
00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:10,901
No. No, no. It was rapid city.
378
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:14,471
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
379
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:17,073
It wasn't rapid city.
It was a little town, about...
380
00:16:17,075 --> 00:16:18,575
Right west of there, uh...
381
00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:20,644
-but I just didn't careanymore --
382
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,313
about sioux falls...
383
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,749
about his wandering,windbag stories.
384
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:28,319
-well, anyway, we -- we --
385
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,053
We broke an axle there,
386
00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:33,123
And we thought we were gonna
Have to stay there seven days!
387
00:16:33,125 --> 00:16:34,591
-gramps?
388
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:35,893
-huh?
389
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,362
-watch out!
[ horn honks ]
390
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:40,730
[ tires screeching ]
391
00:16:40,732 --> 00:16:43,500
[ horns honking ]
392
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,469
[ tires screech ]
393
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:47,470
-ugh!
394
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:51,475
You all right?
395
00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:53,344
-I think so.
396
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:57,514
-but I wasn't.I'd had it. I was fed up.
397
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,650
-geez, gramps, didn't you see
Where you were going?!
398
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:00,717
-well, I --
399
00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:02,519
-you could've gotten us killed!
400
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,788
Look, you're looking out
The window, telling stories,
401
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,323
Not watching the road!
402
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:12,062
That's how it happened
Yesterday, wasn't it?
403
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:15,099
You weren't paying attention,
Were you, gramps?
404
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:16,433
-I was paying attention!
405
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:17,901
-then how'd you hit
A parked car?
406
00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,636
-it was the sun!
407
00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:21,938
-what?
408
00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:24,041
-the sun.
409
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,275
It was real low.
410
00:17:25,277 --> 00:17:27,378
It was glinting
In the rear-view mirror
411
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,313
And catching
A whole row of hubcaps
412
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:30,981
Along the side of the street.
413
00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:33,350
You know what it's like
414
00:17:33,352 --> 00:17:35,652
When you suddenly
Can't see anything
415
00:17:35,654 --> 00:17:40,657
Because of the glints
And the...Traffic.
416
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:46,296
-and I guessthat's when it hit me.
417
00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:48,398
for the first time, this man,
418
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,535
who'd always been herculesto me,
419
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:53,937
didn't seem quite the same.
420
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:57,508
for the first time,
421
00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:01,778
my grandfather seemed...Old.
422
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,615
-gramps, let's just go home.
423
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,932
-we didn't talk muchthe rest of the way.
424
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,002
something had comebetween us --
425
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,204
a gulf of silence...
426
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:29,406
a gulf of time.
427
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:37,147
-[ sighs ] home.
428
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,619
-we sat there...
429
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:46,790
a 16-year-oldwho was always in a hurry...
430
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:51,061
a man whose eyes had grown oldbefore his time.
431
00:18:52,864 --> 00:18:55,031
-kevin...[ sighs ]
432
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:59,503
...Make me an offer.
433
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:01,171
-what?
434
00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:03,307
-for the car.
435
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,709
-what are you talking about?
436
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:09,079
-she's got a lot of miles
And...
437
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,715
Got a dented bumper.
438
00:19:13,419 --> 00:19:15,052
How's, uh...
439
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,890
How's $1?
440
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,160
-a dollar?
441
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,396
-is it a deal,
Or you want to haggle with me?
442
00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:30,000
-I didn't know what to say.
443
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,235
-no!
444
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,171
$1 sounds good.
445
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,542
-it was the hardest thingI'd ever seen gramps do.
446
00:19:39,544 --> 00:19:43,313
-how are you gonna get around?
447
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:47,951
-oh, well, uh...
The town's close.
448
00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:51,754
I got, uh, cabs. I got buses.
449
00:19:51,756 --> 00:19:55,325
I got feet.
450
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:58,695
And I got a fine grandson
451
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:02,165
Who will drive me around
When I come to visit.
452
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:05,102
-and maybe that'swhen I began to understand...
453
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,937
about a lot of things.
454
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:09,139
-well, come on, pay up.
455
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:12,175
Your credit's no good with me.
456
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,958
Good.
457
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:32,363
Tell nobody what you paid.
458
00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:37,734
I don't want anybody to think
I'm an easy mark.
459
00:20:39,071 --> 00:20:41,638
No, no, no, no. You don't...
460
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,408
You don't have to come in.
461
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,812
I got the guys coming over
To play poker.
462
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:55,152
-'course,we both knew he was lying.
463
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:56,920
we both knew why.
464
00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:01,091
we both knew he was letting goof more than just a car.
465
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,793
-remember...
466
00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,995
Cold mornings...
467
00:21:05,997 --> 00:21:08,532
Pump the gas three times
Before you turn the key on.
468
00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:09,966
-three times.
469
00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:12,168
-yeah, I don't want you
Calling me
470
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:14,437
To ask me how to turn her over.
471
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,874
-I promise.
472
00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:19,176
-now, get out of here.
473
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,446
Drive safe.
474
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,015
-I will.
475
00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:33,991
[ engine turns over ]
476
00:21:59,718 --> 00:22:02,519
-some gifts are simple.
477
00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:05,188
some come at a price.
478
00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:07,558
some you buy for a buck...
479
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,492
and last you a lifetime.
480
00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:14,565
I guess everybody rememberstheir first car.
481
00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:17,701
I know I remember mine...
482
00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:21,071
not becauseit was my first car...
483
00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:25,542
but becauseit was my grandfather's last.
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