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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,536 --> 00:00:05,303 -hit your lights! 2 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:17,982 [ engine turns over ] 3 00:00:17,984 --> 00:00:21,886 -adolescence is kind of a screwy time... 4 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:27,992 [ engine revs ] 5 00:00:27,994 --> 00:00:31,596 ...A time of hope and confusion. 6 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:39,804 [ tires screech ] 7 00:00:39,806 --> 00:00:42,507 it's a race to find out who you really are. 8 00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:55,153 but if there's one thing every teenager knows, it's this... 9 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:01,626 ...Stated simply... 10 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:05,796 ...If you want to be a star... 11 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:10,568 [ tires screech ] 12 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,871 ...You got to have a car. 13 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:14,004 -[ screams ] 14 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:23,982 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 15 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:28,953 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 16 00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:35,193 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 17 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:38,696 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 18 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:42,900 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 19 00:01:42,902 --> 00:01:44,369 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 20 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:47,605 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 21 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:52,811 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 22 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,278 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪ 23 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,081 -♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 24 00:01:56,083 --> 00:02:00,385 -♪ somebody who knows Quite sure ♪ 25 00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:01,586 ♪ baby ♪ 26 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:04,121 -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 27 00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:06,424 -♪ said I'm gonna make it With my friends ♪ 28 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:09,227 -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 29 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:11,429 -♪ oh, I'm gonna Keep on trying ♪ 30 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:14,132 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 31 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,635 ♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now, Baby ♪ 32 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,437 -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 33 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:25,476 -♪ little gto ♪ 34 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,912 ♪ you're really looking fine ♪ 35 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:32,083 -cars -- the ultimate dream of every red-blooded american kid. 36 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:37,922 cars meant freedom, status, maturity. 37 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:39,224 if you were old enough to drive, 38 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:40,992 the world was your oyster. 39 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,728 but if you weren't... 40 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:46,664 your world was more of a sardine, 41 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,999 to really stretch an analogy. 42 00:02:49,001 --> 00:02:51,369 -excuse me, can you move Your...Instrument? 43 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:54,406 -without wheels, life was one indignity after another... 44 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,441 -this bus smells like lunch. 45 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:57,675 -tell me about it. 46 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,678 -ooh, I think I'll stick around Here for awhile. 47 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,948 -...A series of humiliations. 48 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:05,683 -will you move? Can't take you anywhere. 49 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:07,519 -and faced with these constant embarrassments, 50 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:10,021 you look for any small way to elevate your status. 51 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,924 -so, what are you guys doing This weekend? 52 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:15,159 -what about you? 53 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:16,928 -I got a date friday night. 54 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:19,130 -all right, kevin! 55 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:21,866 -the trick was to keep your friends jealous. 56 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:25,136 -so, uh, how you, Uh, getting there? 57 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:27,305 -my mom's driving us. 58 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:28,106 [ both laugh ] 59 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:30,108 -whoa. Walk on the wild side. 60 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:33,044 -yeah. Tell your mom not to look In the rear-view mirror. 61 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,212 [ both laugh ] 62 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,914 -fact was, we all knew the bottom line -- 63 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:39,284 to be truly free and functioning high school men, 64 00:03:39,286 --> 00:03:42,987 what we needed...Was a car. 65 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:45,957 -okay, you're coming up To a four-way stop. 66 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,960 -what we had was ricky halsenbach, 67 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:52,296 the first kid in our class to turn 16. 68 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:55,499 -four-way stop. I'm there. 69 00:03:55,501 --> 00:03:58,136 -all cars arrive At the same time. 70 00:03:58,138 --> 00:04:01,172 -same time. I'm there. 71 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:06,878 -now...Which car Has the right-of-way? 72 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,714 [ "Jeopardy!" theme plays ] 73 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:25,263 [ music stops ] 74 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,500 -[ chuckles ] I don't know! 75 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:30,735 -[ scoffs ] The car on your right! 76 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:32,036 -by quirk of fate, 77 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:35,406 and the fact that he'd repeated 3rd grade twice, 78 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:41,412 our ticket to ride was riding on his ill-equipped shoulders. 79 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:44,015 -we know you can do it, ricky. 80 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,817 -[ scoffs ] 81 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,017 -I can't do it! 82 00:04:47,019 --> 00:04:50,688 I just got too much stuff Going on in my head. 83 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:53,857 -interesting theory. -[ chuckles ] 84 00:04:53,859 --> 00:04:56,027 -look, ricky, If you get your license, 85 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,963 You won't ever have to Beg for a ride again. 86 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,431 -we'll be the coolest guys In 10th grade! 87 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:04,535 -yeah, the chicks will be Climbing all over us! 88 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:06,337 -[ chuckles ] 89 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:08,172 Ask me another one. 90 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:10,708 -okay. 91 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:13,211 You're going 40 miles an hour. 92 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:16,181 How many car lengths Should you allow 93 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:19,951 Between you And the car in front of you? 94 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:24,388 -whoa. 95 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:26,891 Huh. That's a good question. 96 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,793 [ buzzer sounds ] 97 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:30,728 -it was almost too much to bear. 98 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:32,697 [ gears grinding ] 99 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:35,967 here we were, 100 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:39,404 poised to leap into the stratosphere of manhood... 101 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:43,775 -sorry. 102 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,009 [ tires screech ] 103 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,512 -...And we couldn't even get out of the parking lot. 104 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,415 -huh. S-sorry. 105 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:53,884 -is this as bad as it looks? 106 00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:55,854 -well, I think he's killed Every one of those orange cones. 107 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,856 -well, he's still got a chance. 108 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:01,125 I got him at about an 81. 109 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,829 -sorry! 110 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:10,067 -all right, mr. Halsenbach. 111 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:13,037 -oh, you can call me ricky. 112 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:16,708 -just give me a three-point Turn, and we're done. 113 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,710 [ gears grinding ] 114 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,344 -this much seemed clear -- 115 00:06:20,346 --> 00:06:24,215 when it came to hitching our wagon to a star... 116 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:28,886 we'd picked the wrong wagon. 117 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,055 -uh. Uh, sorry. 118 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,893 -man! This is an embarrassment! 119 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,962 -unbelievable! 120 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:42,399 -we stood there, knowing it was a lost cause 121 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:45,437 but clinging desperately to some hope for a miracle. 122 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:54,011 -there you are, mr. Halsenbach. 123 00:06:54,013 --> 00:06:59,117 -and then... the miracle occurred. 124 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:02,453 [ beethoven's "Symphony no. 9" plays ] 125 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:04,222 -yes! -yes! -yes! 126 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:06,357 -yes! -yes! -yes! 127 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:07,825 -yeah! 128 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:10,494 -call it chance, call it error. 129 00:07:10,496 --> 00:07:13,431 the state had entrusted ricky halsenbach 130 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:17,068 with a 2-ton lethal weapon on an open highway. 131 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:21,338 and we...Were on our way. 132 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:22,607 -and did you see My three-point turn? 133 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:24,609 -yeah, they're still Talking about it! 134 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:25,743 -ow! 135 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:28,513 -sure, maybe we were still sardines, 136 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:31,282 but at least we knew we were about to bust out of our can. 137 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:34,118 -looks like... We're cruising for chicks. -yeah. 138 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,020 -we can go anywhere we want. -yeah! 139 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:37,455 -and everybody's gonna see us! 140 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,358 -especially the chicks. 141 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:41,659 -and there you had it. 142 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:44,762 rising up before us was the dawn of a new era... 143 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:47,131 [ theme from "Hawaii five-o" Plays ] 144 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:53,904 ...An era of freedom... 145 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:59,210 ...An era of adventure... 146 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:07,084 ...An era of fun. 147 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:08,953 -and my mom said I can have The car friday night! 148 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:11,556 [ crash! ] 149 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:14,291 -an era of bad timing. 150 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:17,362 -friday night? This friday night? 151 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:19,129 -what's wrong? 152 00:08:19,131 --> 00:08:20,831 -I told you! I have a date! 153 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:24,101 -look, you can have a date any friday night. 154 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:26,437 -what am I supposed to do About cindy? 155 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:29,307 -easy. Dump her. 156 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:30,974 -I can't do that! 157 00:08:30,976 --> 00:08:34,545 -kevin, this is everything We've ever dreamed of! 158 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:38,549 We're talking us, The guys, in a car! 159 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:41,519 Don't you get it? this is cool. 160 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:45,189 -and of course, faced with logic of that caliber, 161 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:48,259 there was really only one thing to do. 162 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,460 -your grandmother? 163 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:51,496 -lie. 164 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:52,964 -uh, yeah. I'm such an idiot. 165 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:55,233 I completely forgot She was coming to visit. 166 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:57,902 -oh. Well... 167 00:08:57,904 --> 00:09:00,071 -you know, she hasn't been well. 168 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:04,742 S-she's got this bad, uh... Liver! 169 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:05,910 -oh. 170 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:08,313 -and -- and so her -- 171 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:12,116 You know, her...Liver Has been acting up. 172 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:14,151 -maybe it was because I was nervous, 173 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:16,955 or maybe it was because I was dissecting a frog, 174 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:18,823 but the word "Liver" seemed to pop up frequently. 175 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:22,760 -anyway, my mother wants us All home friday night 176 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:26,296 To be with my grandmother And her...Liver. 177 00:09:26,298 --> 00:09:29,533 -maybe I could take A rain check? 178 00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:32,670 -sure! That'd be great! 179 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:34,906 -great! 180 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,007 -there. Artfully done. 181 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:40,244 now there was nothing standing between me, the guys, 182 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,313 and the open road. 183 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,515 -where are you going? 184 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:48,152 -nothing except a little game of 20 questions. 185 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:50,088 -we haven't decided yet. 186 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,323 -well, who's driving, honey? 187 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,392 -no one. 188 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:57,294 Well...Ricky halsenbach. 189 00:09:57,296 --> 00:10:00,765 -oh, yeah. 190 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,266 I know him. 191 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,035 -right! You know ricky. 192 00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:08,305 -he's that dopey-looking kid. He's an idiot. 193 00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:10,540 -jack. 194 00:10:10,542 --> 00:10:12,810 -come on, dad, He's a very good driver. 195 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,645 -I don't know about this. 196 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:16,280 [ thud, metal scraping ] 197 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:20,584 -he did really well On his driver's test. 198 00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:23,821 You should see this guy Parallel park. 199 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:26,023 -jack, we have to go. 200 00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:29,760 Just don't forget your curfew's At 11:00, honey. 201 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:31,495 -I won't. 202 00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:34,098 Have a nice night! 203 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,868 [ horn honks ] 204 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:39,537 -and so the last obstacle had been cleared. 205 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:43,541 it was time to hit the road in our very own set of wheels. 206 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,376 -let's do it! 207 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:48,379 -sure, maybe the wheels belonged to ricky's mother, 208 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:52,216 but the night belonged to us. 209 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:56,487 and the possibilities seemed endless... 210 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,456 [ metal rattling ] 211 00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:06,396 -what's that smell? 212 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:10,901 -...As soon as ricky released the parking brake. 213 00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:13,203 -so, uh, where we going? 214 00:11:13,205 --> 00:11:14,938 -what do you mean, "Where are we going"? 215 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:16,374 -well, what? Does it matter? 216 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,708 -well, we ought to go somewhere. 217 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:18,709 -why? 218 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:20,778 -hey, how about a movie? 219 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:23,113 -come on. That is definitely uncool. 220 00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:25,049 -it is? 221 00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:26,917 -nobody's gonna see us At a movie. 222 00:11:26,919 --> 00:11:31,289 -look, ricky, the whole point Of driving around is... 223 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,923 Driving around. 224 00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:35,760 -I know. Hey, but have you guys Seen "Willard"? 225 00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:39,530 I don't know how they get Those rats to do those things. 226 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,800 -it was our first crisis. 227 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:44,802 we were momentarily floundering, 228 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:47,805 like baby eagles freshly sprung from the nest. 229 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:50,307 what we needed here was a sign, 230 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:53,611 inspiration, direction. 231 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,179 [ engine revving ] 232 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,414 -whoa. 233 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,615 Nice wheels! 234 00:11:58,617 --> 00:12:00,684 -hey. -hey. 235 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:01,685 -hey. 236 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:03,487 -what we got was... 237 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,356 -moon patrol! -moon patrol! -moon patrol! 238 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,257 [ laughter ] 239 00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:09,160 [ violins screeching ] 240 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,062 [ tires screech ] 241 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:14,632 -...Pressed hams. 242 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:18,068 [ wolf howls ] 243 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,440 -♪ little gto ♪ 244 00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:25,276 -that night, as we drove around, 245 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:28,278 we began to understand the awesome responsibility 246 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,614 of having a car. -chinese fire drill! 247 00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:32,649 [ horn honking ] 248 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:39,023 -♪ listen to her whi-I-I-ne ♪ 249 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:45,195 ♪ come on and turn it on, Wind it up, blow it out, gto ♪ 250 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:48,132 -we were exploring the uncharted regions 251 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,567 of our new frontier... 252 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:50,868 [ horn honks ] 253 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:54,205 ...And laying on the horn a lot. 254 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,407 still, we knew we were preparing ourselves 255 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,643 for something much, much more meaningful. 256 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,811 -come on, guys. Let's go pick up some chicks! 257 00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,446 -yeah, chicks! -women! 258 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:06,217 -chicks -- the reason god invented cars. 259 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,585 -so, where are they? 260 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:10,087 -man, they're everywhere. -yeah! 261 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:15,259 Just waiting to jump on us, Grab us, smother us. 262 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:18,028 -it was an awesome thought. 263 00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:21,465 -so, where are they? 264 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,768 -hmm. Good question. 265 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,207 fortunately, there was an answer -- zesty's, 266 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:33,144 the place to go for burgers, fries, and... 267 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,479 -whoa! Check out the hooters! 268 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:40,517 -man, can't take you anywhere. 269 00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:41,985 -still, the fact remained, 270 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,688 if it was girls we were looking for... 271 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,857 -okay, we found 'em. 272 00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:49,826 -well, now what do we do? 273 00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:52,663 -hmm. Good question. 274 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,798 -four chocolate shakes, Two onion rings, 275 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,501 Two fries, and extra ketchup. 276 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:03,240 -and there was nothing left to do 277 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:06,544 but stand around, look good, and get noticed. 278 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,079 -kevin? 279 00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:11,048 Hi! 280 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,416 -cindy? 281 00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:14,318 -what are you doing here? 282 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,220 -uh... 283 00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:17,722 -somehow, I had a feeling 284 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,858 "Checking out the hooters" wasn't gonna fly. 285 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,060 -getting shakes. 286 00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,228 See, here they are. 287 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,595 -oh. 288 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,935 Is your grandmother here? 289 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,836 -my grandmother? 290 00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:34,305 -yeah. 291 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,439 -liver! 292 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:38,074 -oh! No. She's back at home Because of... 293 00:14:38,076 --> 00:14:39,743 -liver! -...Her liver. 294 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:42,913 Yeah, I'm -- I'm just... Here with my cousins. 295 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:45,782 And we have to get back With the shakes. 296 00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:47,918 Look, they're melting, see? 297 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,221 -well, if you're with relatives, 298 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,789 Uh...I guess I'll see you On monday? 299 00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:56,427 -uh...Yeah! Monday! 300 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,295 -after all, no reason to dally. 301 00:14:58,297 --> 00:14:59,463 -see ya later. 302 00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:01,198 -the best thing to do was amscray 303 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,734 before she discovered who my cousins... 304 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,036 -hey, hey, hey, ba-by! 305 00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,805 -...Really were. 306 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:10,107 -hey, kevin? Who's the fox? 307 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,176 Ow! -introduce us, man! 308 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:15,011 -yeah. Come bring her over here! We got room! 309 00:15:15,013 --> 00:15:16,913 -she didn't actually say anything. 310 00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:18,649 her face did all the talking. 311 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:19,916 -looking good! 312 00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:23,620 -it said my rain check had been revoked. Permanently. 313 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:27,991 -let's get out of here! 314 00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:29,993 -what's the matter with you? 315 00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:33,397 -nothing! Just let's get out of here! 316 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:35,232 Open the door, will ya? 317 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:36,900 -hey, where's my corn dog? 318 00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:39,103 -yeah, and you only got Two orders of onion rings. 319 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,938 -will you just open The stupid door?! 320 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,273 -kev! -here! 321 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,074 -you're getting the shakes All over me, man! 322 00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:46,343 -good. Now, come on, ricky, drive. 323 00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:49,046 [ car door shuts ] 324 00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:50,281 [ engine turns over ] 325 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:54,385 -sheesh. What a grouch. 326 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,453 -the night was still young, 327 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,889 but somehow this adventure wasn't panning out 328 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,590 quite the way we'd imagined. 329 00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:04,661 not only that, our car was starting to smell. 330 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:07,298 -just 10 more minutes, and I Could have had any girl there. 331 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,467 -just when did you lose touch With reality? 332 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,869 -did you see the way They were looking at me, huh? 333 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,236 -they couldn't believe Your shirt! 334 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:15,038 -will you guys Just can it for awhile? 335 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,707 -what's eating you? -nothing! 336 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:19,910 I just can't believe I broke A date for this, that's all. 337 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,980 -surely these guys could understand that. 338 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:27,084 after all, they were reasonably intelligent human beings. 339 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:30,421 -you guys ever wonder how Onion rings got their name? 340 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,588 -on the other hand... 341 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,023 -no. 342 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,559 -I mean, I think about That stuff sometimes. 343 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,227 And what about hamburgers? 344 00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:40,096 I mean, there's no ham in them, You know? 345 00:16:40,098 --> 00:16:43,233 What about submarine sandwiches? And eggplant? 346 00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:46,070 -just think about your driving. 347 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:49,072 -let's face it -- on the main street of life, 348 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:51,575 we'd just about reached a dead end. 349 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:52,943 and then... 350 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:56,147 -hey, look! There's those guys! 351 00:16:56,149 --> 00:17:00,350 -uh-oh. I hope they don't moon us again. 352 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,419 Hey! Hey, we don't want to see it! 353 00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:03,788 [ engine revs ] 354 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,689 -but it seemed clear there was more at stake here 355 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,892 than just pressed hams. 356 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,827 -what does he want? 357 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:13,263 [ engine revving ] -he wants to drag. 358 00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:15,599 -drag? 359 00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,901 [ engine revs ] 360 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,539 -do it, ricky. -but my mom said -- 361 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,140 -come on, man, just do it! 362 00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:25,542 You're on! 363 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,845 -let's do it! [ engine revs ] 364 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,214 -and that's when it happened. 365 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:34,618 as we sat there, the roar of a 185-horsepower engine 366 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,720 pulsing beneath our bodies, 367 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,823 our basic primal nature began to erupt. 368 00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:41,625 -let's take 'em, ricky. 369 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,360 -I'm there. 370 00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:46,530 -we weren't boys anymore. 371 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:50,100 we were outlaws, rebels, 372 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:52,035 guys with guts. 373 00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:56,407 and we knew what we had to do. 374 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,809 [ tires screech ] 375 00:18:02,647 --> 00:18:03,614 -what are you doing?! 376 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,949 -there's a stop sign. 377 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,951 -will you go?! We can still take 'em! 378 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,386 -but it's a commercial zone. 35 miles per hour. 379 00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:10,888 Those guys were speeding! 380 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,857 -of course they were speeding! This is a drag race! Now go! 381 00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:17,594 -fortunately, our driver was a law-abiding citizen. 382 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,862 -oh, no. [ horn honks ] 383 00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:21,765 Four cars, four-way stop. 384 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,367 -will you guys just get real? This race is over. 385 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:24,868 -yeah, thanks to halsenbach. 386 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,670 I don't even know why the hell We're hanging around with you! 387 00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:27,904 -hey, 'cause it's my car! 388 00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,573 -yeah, that's the only reason We'd be hanging out 389 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,242 With a bozo like you. -hey, you're the bozo. 390 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,476 -I'm the bozo? You're the bozo. 391 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:33,944 -no, I'm not! -you're both bozos! 392 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,279 -you're all bozos! 393 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,746 You're the biggest bozo! 394 00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:38,115 You can't even drive! -you're a bozo. 395 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,984 What do you mean, "It's a four-way stop sign"?! 396 00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:43,553 -we were reaching critical mass, here. 397 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:45,956 our night was wearing thin. 398 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,991 so was our vocabulary. 399 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:50,293 [ all shouting ] 400 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,265 [ horn honks ] 401 00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:58,435 -wussies! -wussies! -wussies! 402 00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:01,071 -it was the final straw. 403 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,807 if we were to hold on to our dignity, 404 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,576 we had to strike back. 405 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:08,345 -let's moon somebody. 406 00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:11,581 [ fanfare plays ] -yeah. Good idea. 407 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,216 -perfect. 408 00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:14,985 -all right! 409 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,087 -it was time to take our rightful place 410 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,389 among men of the road. 411 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,290 we were gonna take revenge 412 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:23,359 on the first victim that came our way. 413 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,230 -all right! Do it! Do it! 414 00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:30,634 -just one little problem. -whoa! 415 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,436 -moon patrol! -[ laughs ] 416 00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:34,304 [ violins screeching ] 417 00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:36,073 [ laughter ] 418 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:41,078 -did you see that guy's face?! 419 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,013 -well, my eyes weren't looking In the direction! 420 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,347 -man, he was having a cow! 421 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,482 -and his wife was like, "Uh!" 422 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,617 -will you guys just shut up?! 423 00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:49,119 -what's your problem? 424 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,488 -well, for starters, That was my mom and dad. 425 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:54,891 -it was? 426 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:57,327 -yeah. You guys Just mooned my parents. 427 00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:58,562 -you're kidding. 428 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,330 -hey, we all wanted to do it. 429 00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:01,264 -yeah, but it was you 430 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,000 Who had your butt Hanging out the window! 431 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,668 -oh, come on. Like how was I supposed to know? 432 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:08,004 -see, this is great. This is just great. 433 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:11,341 You know it's real great hanging Out with a bunch of morons! 434 00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:14,244 You know where that word Comes from, ricky! 435 00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:19,716 I mean, this is the stupidest, Dumbest night of my life! 436 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,017 I mean, I don't even know 437 00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:23,086 Why I agreed to come with You guys in the first place. 438 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:27,291 Can anyone tell me why?! 439 00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:31,128 -it was the kind of question that could only be answered 440 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,996 by a nobel prize-winning philosopher. 441 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:36,900 -I know! 442 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,836 -or a guy like ricky halsenbach. 443 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:42,339 -it's because they're round, Like rings! 444 00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,675 And they've got onions in them. 445 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,980 That's why they call 'em Onion rings! 446 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,018 -what? -what? 447 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,921 -looking back, it made about as much sense 448 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,724 as anything else that night. 449 00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:03,326 -let's just go home, guys. 450 00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:04,928 -yeah, let's get out of here. 451 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:09,599 -why not? We were veterans. we'd paid our dues. 452 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,169 we'd mooned and been mooned. and now... 453 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:13,803 [ engine sputters, stops ] -uh-oh. 454 00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:15,471 -what's the matter? 455 00:21:15,473 --> 00:21:17,508 -we're out of gas. 456 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,848 -hey, can you guys Believe tonight? 457 00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:26,850 -the worst. -yeah, no kidding. 458 00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:29,686 -we didn't really accomplish anything that night. 459 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:32,355 nothing of any real importance, anyway. 460 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:35,259 but through the high school years that lay ahead, 461 00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:38,762 there would be a thousand other nights just like that one -- 462 00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:42,265 stupid, ridiculous... 463 00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:45,101 and glorious. 464 00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:48,472 -hey, I can get the car again, Next friday. 465 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:52,609 -I'm there. -me too. Wouldn't miss it. 466 00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:55,446 -♪ little gto ♪ 467 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:58,114 ♪ you're really lookin' fine ♪ 468 00:21:58,116 --> 00:22:03,787 ♪ three deuces and a four-speed And a 389 ♪ 469 00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:06,790 ♪ listen to her tachin' up now ♪ 470 00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:10,126 ♪ listen to her whi-I-I-ne ♪ 471 00:22:10,128 --> 00:22:14,932 ♪ come on and turn it on, Wind it up, blow it out, gto ♪ 35124

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