All language subtitles for The.Wonder.Years.S05E05.DVDRip.x264-DEiMOS_track3_[und]

af Afrikaans
ak Akan
sq Albanian
am Amharic
ar Arabic
hy Armenian
az Azerbaijani
eu Basque
be Belarusian
bem Bemba
bn Bengali
bh Bihari
bs Bosnian
br Breton
bg Bulgarian
km Cambodian
ca Catalan
ceb Cebuano
chr Cherokee
ny Chichewa
zh-CN Chinese (Simplified)
zh-TW Chinese (Traditional)
co Corsican
hr Croatian
cs Czech
da Danish
nl Dutch
en English
eo Esperanto
et Estonian
ee Ewe
fo Faroese
tl Filipino
fi Finnish
fr French
fy Frisian
gaa Ga
gl Galician
ka Georgian
de German
el Greek Download
gn Guarani
gu Gujarati
ht Haitian Creole
ha Hausa
haw Hawaiian
iw Hebrew
hi Hindi
hmn Hmong
hu Hungarian
is Icelandic
ig Igbo
id Indonesian
ia Interlingua
ga Irish
it Italian
ja Japanese
jw Javanese
kn Kannada
kk Kazakh
rw Kinyarwanda
rn Kirundi
kg Kongo
ko Korean
kri Krio (Sierra Leone)
ku Kurdish
ckb Kurdish (Soranî)
ky Kyrgyz
lo Laothian
la Latin
lv Latvian
ln Lingala
lt Lithuanian
loz Lozi
lg Luganda
ach Luo
lb Luxembourgish
mk Macedonian
mg Malagasy
ms Malay
ml Malayalam
mt Maltese
mi Maori
mr Marathi
mfe Mauritian Creole
mo Moldavian
mn Mongolian
my Myanmar (Burmese)
sr-ME Montenegrin
ne Nepali
pcm Nigerian Pidgin
nso Northern Sotho
no Norwegian
nn Norwegian (Nynorsk)
oc Occitan
or Oriya
om Oromo
ps Pashto
fa Persian
pl Polish
pt-BR Portuguese (Brazil)
pt Portuguese (Portugal)
pa Punjabi
qu Quechua
ro Romanian
rm Romansh
nyn Runyakitara
ru Russian
sm Samoan
gd Scots Gaelic
sr Serbian
sh Serbo-Croatian
st Sesotho
tn Setswana
crs Seychellois Creole
sn Shona
sd Sindhi
si Sinhalese
sk Slovak
sl Slovenian
so Somali
es Spanish
es-419 Spanish (Latin American)
su Sundanese
sw Swahili
sv Swedish
tg Tajik
ta Tamil
tt Tatar
te Telugu
th Thai
ti Tigrinya
to Tonga
lua Tshiluba
tum Tumbuka
tr Turkish
tk Turkmen
tw Twi
ug Uighur
uk Ukrainian
ur Urdu
uz Uzbek
vi Vietnamese
cy Welsh
wo Wolof
xh Xhosa
yi Yiddish
yo Yoruba
zu Zulu
Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,536 --> 00:00:05,303 -HIT YOUR LIGHTS! 2 00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:17,982 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 3 00:00:17,984 --> 00:00:21,886 -ADOLESCENCE IS KIND OF A SCREWY TIME... 4 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:27,992 [ ENGINE REVS ] 5 00:00:27,994 --> 00:00:31,596 ...A TIME OF HOPE AND CONFUSION. 6 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:39,804 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 7 00:00:39,806 --> 00:00:42,507 IT'S A RACE TO FIND OUT WHO YOU REALLY ARE. 8 00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:55,153 BUT IF THERE'S ONE THING EVERY TEENAGER KNOWS, IT'S THIS... 9 00:00:58,959 --> 00:01:01,626 ...STATED SIMPLY... 10 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:05,796 ...IF YOU WANT TO BE A STAR... 11 00:01:07,567 --> 00:01:10,568 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 12 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,871 ...YOU GOT TO HAVE A CAR. 13 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:14,004 -[ SCREAMS ] 14 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:23,982 -♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE? ♪ 15 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:28,953 ♪ WOULD YOU STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME? ♪ 16 00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:35,193 ♪ LEND ME YOUR EARS, AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG ♪ 17 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:38,696 ♪ I WILL TRY NOT TO SING OUT OF KEY, YEAH ♪ 18 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:42,900 ♪ OH, BABY, I GET BY ♪ -♪ BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 19 00:01:42,902 --> 00:01:44,369 -♪ ALL I NEED IS MY BUDDIES ♪ 20 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:47,605 -♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 21 00:01:47,607 --> 00:01:52,811 -♪ I'M SAYIN' I'M GONNA GET HIGHER ♪ -♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 22 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,278 -♪ WHOA-OA-OA-OA ♪ 23 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:56,081 -♪ OH, OH, OH, OH ♪ 24 00:01:56,083 --> 00:02:00,385 -♪ SOMEBODY WHO KNOWS QUITE SURE ♪ 25 00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:01,586 ♪ BABY ♪ 26 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:04,121 -♪ BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 27 00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:06,424 -♪ SAID I'M GONNA MAKE IT WITH MY FRIENDS ♪ 28 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:09,227 -♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 29 00:02:09,229 --> 00:02:11,429 -♪ OH, I'M GONNA KEEP ON TRYING ♪ 30 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:14,132 -♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 31 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:16,635 ♪ I'M GONNA KEEP ON TRYING NOW, BABY ♪ 32 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,437 -♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ 33 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:25,476 -♪ LITTLE GTO ♪ 34 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:27,912 ♪ YOU'RE REALLY LOOKING FINE ♪ 35 00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:32,083 -CARS -- THE ULTIMATE DREAM OF EVERY RED-BLOODED AMERICAN KID. 36 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:37,922 CARS MEANT FREEDOM, STATUS, MATURITY. 37 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:39,224 IF YOU WERE OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE, 38 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:40,992 THE WORLD WAS YOUR OYSTER. 39 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,728 BUT IF YOU WEREN'T... 40 00:02:43,730 --> 00:02:46,664 YOUR WORLD WAS MORE OF A SARDINE, 41 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,999 TO REALLY STRETCH AN ANALOGY. 42 00:02:49,001 --> 00:02:51,369 -EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU MOVE YOUR...INSTRUMENT? 43 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:54,406 -WITHOUT WHEELS, LIFE WAS ONE INDIGNITY AFTER ANOTHER... 44 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,441 -THIS BUS SMELLS LIKE LUNCH. 45 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:57,675 -TELL ME ABOUT IT. 46 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,678 -OOH, I THINK I'LL STICK AROUND HERE FOR AWHILE. 47 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,948 -...A SERIES OF HUMILIATIONS. 48 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:05,683 -WILL YOU MOVE? CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE. 49 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:07,519 -AND FACED WITH THESE CONSTANT EMBARRASSMENTS, 50 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:10,021 YOU LOOK FOR ANY SMALL WAY TO ELEVATE YOUR STATUS. 51 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,924 -SO, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING THIS WEEKEND? 52 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:15,159 -WHAT ABOUT YOU? 53 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:16,928 -I GOT A DATE FRIDAY NIGHT. 54 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:19,130 -ALL RIGHT, KEVIN! 55 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:21,866 -THE TRICK WAS TO KEEP YOUR FRIENDS JEALOUS. 56 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:25,136 -SO, UH, HOW YOU, UH, GETTING THERE? 57 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:27,305 -MY MOM'S DRIVING US. 58 00:03:27,307 --> 00:03:28,106 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 59 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:30,108 -WHOA. WALK ON THE WILD SIDE. 60 00:03:30,110 --> 00:03:33,044 -YEAH. TELL YOUR MOM NOT TO LOOK IN THE REAR-VIEW MIRROR. 61 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,212 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 62 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,914 -FACT WAS, WE ALL KNEW THE BOTTOM LINE -- 63 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:39,284 TO BE TRULY FREE AND FUNCTIONING HIGH SCHOOL MEN, 64 00:03:39,286 --> 00:03:42,987 WHAT WE NEEDED...WAS A CAR. 65 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:45,957 -OKAY, YOU'RE COMING UP TO A FOUR-WAY STOP. 66 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,960 -WHAT WE HAD WAS RICKY HALSENBACH, 67 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:52,296 THE FIRST KID IN OUR CLASS TO TURN 16. 68 00:03:52,298 --> 00:03:55,499 -FOUR-WAY STOP. I'M THERE. 69 00:03:55,501 --> 00:03:58,136 -ALL CARS ARRIVE AT THE SAME TIME. 70 00:03:58,138 --> 00:04:01,172 -SAME TIME. I'M THERE. 71 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:06,878 -NOW...WHICH CAR HAS THE RIGHT-OF-WAY? 72 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,714 [ "JEOPARDY!" THEME PLAYS ] 73 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:25,263 [ MUSIC STOPS ] 74 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,500 -[ CHUCKLES ] I DON'T KNOW! 75 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:30,735 -[ SCOFFS ] THE CAR ON YOUR RIGHT! 76 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:32,036 -BY QUIRK OF FATE, 77 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:35,406 AND THE FACT THAT HE'D REPEATED 3rd GRADE TWICE, 78 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:41,412 OUR TICKET TO RIDE WAS RIDING ON HIS ILL-EQUIPPED SHOULDERS. 79 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:44,015 -WE KNOW YOU CAN DO IT, RICKY. 80 00:04:44,017 --> 00:04:45,817 -[ SCOFFS ] 81 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,017 -I CAN'T DO IT! 82 00:04:47,019 --> 00:04:50,688 I JUST GOT TOO MUCH STUFF GOING ON IN MY HEAD. 83 00:04:50,690 --> 00:04:53,857 -INTERESTING THEORY. -[ CHUCKLES ] 84 00:04:53,859 --> 00:04:56,027 -LOOK, RICKY, IF YOU GET YOUR LICENSE, 85 00:04:56,029 --> 00:04:58,963 YOU WON'T EVER HAVE TO BEG FOR A RIDE AGAIN. 86 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,431 -WE'LL BE THE COOLEST GUYS IN 10th GRADE! 87 00:05:00,433 --> 00:05:04,535 -YEAH, THE CHICKS WILL BE CLIMBING ALL OVER US! 88 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:06,337 -[ CHUCKLES ] 89 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:08,172 ASK ME ANOTHER ONE. 90 00:05:08,174 --> 00:05:10,708 -OKAY. 91 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:13,211 YOU'RE GOING 40 MILES AN HOUR. 92 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:16,181 HOW MANY CAR LENGTHS SHOULD YOU ALLOW 93 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:19,951 BETWEEN YOU AND THE CAR IN FRONT OF YOU? 94 00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:24,388 -WHOA. 95 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:26,891 HUH. THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 96 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,793 [ BUZZER SOUNDS ] 97 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:30,728 -IT WAS ALMOST TOO MUCH TO BEAR. 98 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:32,697 [ GEARS GRINDING ] 99 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:35,967 HERE WE WERE, 100 00:05:35,969 --> 00:05:39,404 POISED TO LEAP INTO THE STRATOSPHERE OF MANHOOD... 101 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:43,775 -SORRY. 102 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,009 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 103 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:47,512 -...AND WE COULDN'T EVEN GET OUT OF THE PARKING LOT. 104 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,415 -HUH. S-SORRY. 105 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:53,884 -IS THIS AS BAD AS IT LOOKS? 106 00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:55,854 -WELL, I THINK HE'S KILLED EVERY ONE OF THOSE ORANGE CONES. 107 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,856 -WELL, HE'S STILL GOT A CHANCE. 108 00:05:57,858 --> 00:06:01,125 I GOT HIM AT ABOUT AN 81. 109 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,829 -SORRY! 110 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:10,067 -ALL RIGHT, MR. HALSENBACH. 111 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:13,037 -OH, YOU CAN CALL ME RICKY. 112 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:16,708 -JUST GIVE ME A THREE-POINT TURN, AND WE'RE DONE. 113 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,710 [ GEARS GRINDING ] 114 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,344 -THIS MUCH SEEMED CLEAR -- 115 00:06:20,346 --> 00:06:24,215 WHEN IT CAME TO HITCHING OUR WAGON TO A STAR... 116 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:28,886 WE'D PICKED THE WRONG WAGON. 117 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,055 -UH. UH, SORRY. 118 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,893 -MAN! THIS IS AN EMBARRASSMENT! 119 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,962 -UNBELIEVABLE! 120 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:42,399 -WE STOOD THERE, KNOWING IT WAS A LOST CAUSE 121 00:06:42,401 --> 00:06:45,437 BUT CLINGING DESPERATELY TO SOME HOPE FOR A MIRACLE. 122 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:54,011 -THERE YOU ARE, MR. HALSENBACH. 123 00:06:54,013 --> 00:06:59,117 -AND THEN... THE MIRACLE OCCURRED. 124 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:02,453 [ BEETHOVEN'S "SYMPHONY NO. 9" PLAYS ] 125 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:04,222 -YES! -YES! -YES! 126 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:06,357 -YES! -YES! -YES! 127 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:07,825 -YEAH! 128 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:10,494 -CALL IT CHANCE, CALL IT ERROR. 129 00:07:10,496 --> 00:07:13,431 THE STATE HAD ENTRUSTED RICKY HALSENBACH 130 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:17,068 WITH A 2-TON LETHAL WEAPON ON AN OPEN HIGHWAY. 131 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:21,338 AND WE...WERE ON OUR WAY. 132 00:07:21,340 --> 00:07:22,607 -AND DID YOU SEE MY THREE-POINT TURN? 133 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:24,609 -YEAH, THEY'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT IT! 134 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:25,743 -OW! 135 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:28,513 -SURE, MAYBE WE WERE STILL SARDINES, 136 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:31,282 BUT AT LEAST WE KNEW WE WERE ABOUT TO BUST OUT OF OUR CAN. 137 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:34,118 -LOOKS LIKE... WE'RE CRUISING FOR CHICKS. -YEAH. 138 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,020 -WE CAN GO ANYWHERE WE WANT. -YEAH! 139 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:37,455 -AND EVERYBODY'S GONNA SEE US! 140 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,358 -ESPECIALLY THE CHICKS. 141 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:41,659 -AND THERE YOU HAD IT. 142 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:44,762 RISING UP BEFORE US WAS THE DAWN OF A NEW ERA... 143 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:47,131 [ THEME FROM "HAWAII FIVE-O" PLAYS ] 144 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:53,904 ...AN ERA OF FREEDOM... 145 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:59,210 ...AN ERA OF ADVENTURE... 146 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:07,084 ...AN ERA OF FUN. 147 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:08,953 -AND MY MOM SAID I CAN HAVE THE CAR FRIDAY NIGHT! 148 00:08:08,955 --> 00:08:11,556 [ CRASH! ] 149 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:14,291 -AN ERA OF BAD TIMING. 150 00:08:14,293 --> 00:08:17,362 -FRIDAY NIGHT? THIS FRIDAY NIGHT? 151 00:08:17,364 --> 00:08:19,129 -WHAT'S WRONG? 152 00:08:19,131 --> 00:08:20,831 -I TOLD YOU! I HAVE A DATE! 153 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:24,101 -LOOK, YOU CAN HAVE A DATE ANY FRIDAY NIGHT. 154 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:26,437 -WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT CINDY? 155 00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:29,307 -EASY. DUMP HER. 156 00:08:29,309 --> 00:08:30,974 -I CAN'T DO THAT! 157 00:08:30,976 --> 00:08:34,545 -KEVIN, THIS IS EVERYTHING WE'VE EVER DREAMED OF! 158 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:38,549 WE'RE TALKING US, THE GUYS, IN A CAR! 159 00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:41,519 DON'T YOU GET IT? THIS IS COOL. 160 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:45,189 -AND OF COURSE, FACED WITH LOGIC OF THAT CALIBER, 161 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:48,259 THERE WAS REALLY ONLY ONE THING TO DO. 162 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,460 -YOUR GRANDMOTHER? 163 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:51,496 -LIE. 164 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:52,964 -UH, YEAH. I'M SUCH AN IDIOT. 165 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:55,233 I COMPLETELY FORGOT SHE WAS COMING TO VISIT. 166 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:57,902 -OH. WELL... 167 00:08:57,904 --> 00:09:00,071 -YOU KNOW, SHE HASN'T BEEN WELL. 168 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:04,742 S-SHE'S GOT THIS BAD, UH... LIVER! 169 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:05,910 -OH. 170 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:08,313 -AND -- AND SO HER -- 171 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:12,116 YOU KNOW, HER...LIVER HAS BEEN ACTING UP. 172 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:14,151 -MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS NERVOUS, 173 00:09:14,153 --> 00:09:16,955 OR MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS DISSECTING A FROG, 174 00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:18,823 BUT THE WORD "LIVER" SEEMED TO POP UP FREQUENTLY. 175 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:22,760 -ANYWAY, MY MOTHER WANTS US ALL HOME FRIDAY NIGHT 176 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:26,296 TO BE WITH MY GRANDMOTHER AND HER...LIVER. 177 00:09:26,298 --> 00:09:29,533 -MAYBE I COULD TAKE A RAIN CHECK? 178 00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:32,670 -SURE! THAT'D BE GREAT! 179 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:34,906 -GREAT! 180 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:37,007 -THERE. ARTFULLY DONE. 181 00:09:37,009 --> 00:09:40,244 NOW THERE WAS NOTHING STANDING BETWEEN ME, THE GUYS, 182 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,313 AND THE OPEN ROAD. 183 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,515 -WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 184 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:48,152 -NOTHING EXCEPT A LITTLE GAME OF 20 QUESTIONS. 185 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:50,088 -WE HAVEN'T DECIDED YET. 186 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:52,323 -WELL, WHO'S DRIVING, HONEY? 187 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,392 -NO ONE. 188 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:57,294 WELL...RICKY HALSENBACH. 189 00:09:57,296 --> 00:10:00,765 -OH, YEAH. 190 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:02,266 I KNOW HIM. 191 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:05,035 -RIGHT! YOU KNOW RICKY. 192 00:10:05,037 --> 00:10:08,305 -HE'S THAT DOPEY-LOOKING KID. HE'S AN IDIOT. 193 00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:10,540 -JACK. 194 00:10:10,542 --> 00:10:12,810 -COME ON, DAD, HE'S A VERY GOOD DRIVER. 195 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,645 -I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. 196 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:16,280 [ THUD, METAL SCRAPING ] 197 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:20,584 -HE DID REALLY WELL ON HIS DRIVER'S TEST. 198 00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:23,821 YOU SHOULD SEE THIS GUY PARALLEL PARK. 199 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:26,023 -JACK, WE HAVE TO GO. 200 00:10:26,025 --> 00:10:29,760 JUST DON'T FORGET YOUR CURFEW'S AT 11:00, HONEY. 201 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:31,495 -I WON'T. 202 00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:34,098 HAVE A NICE NIGHT! 203 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,868 [ HORN HONKS ] 204 00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:39,537 -AND SO THE LAST OBSTACLE HAD BEEN CLEARED. 205 00:10:39,539 --> 00:10:43,541 IT WAS TIME TO HIT THE ROAD IN OUR VERY OWN SET OF WHEELS. 206 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,376 -LET'S DO IT! 207 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:48,379 -SURE, MAYBE THE WHEELS BELONGED TO RICKY'S MOTHER, 208 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:52,216 BUT THE NIGHT BELONGED TO US. 209 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:56,487 AND THE POSSIBILITIES SEEMED ENDLESS... 210 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,456 [ METAL RATTLING ] 211 00:11:03,362 --> 00:11:06,396 -WHAT'S THAT SMELL? 212 00:11:08,067 --> 00:11:10,901 -...AS SOON AS RICKY RELEASED THE PARKING BRAKE. 213 00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:13,203 -SO, UH, WHERE WE GOING? 214 00:11:13,205 --> 00:11:14,938 -WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHERE ARE WE GOING"? 215 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:16,374 -WELL, WHAT? DOES IT MATTER? 216 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,708 -WELL, WE OUGHT TO GO SOMEWHERE. 217 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:18,709 -WHY? 218 00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:20,778 -HEY, HOW ABOUT A MOVIE? 219 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:23,113 -COME ON. THAT IS DEFINITELY UNCOOL. 220 00:11:23,115 --> 00:11:25,049 -IT IS? 221 00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:26,917 -NOBODY'S GONNA SEE US AT A MOVIE. 222 00:11:26,919 --> 00:11:31,289 -LOOK, RICKY, THE WHOLE POINT OF DRIVING AROUND IS... 223 00:11:31,291 --> 00:11:32,923 DRIVING AROUND. 224 00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:35,760 -I KNOW. HEY, BUT HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN "WILLARD"? 225 00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:39,530 I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY GET THOSE RATS TO DO THOSE THINGS. 226 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:42,800 -IT WAS OUR FIRST CRISIS. 227 00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:44,802 WE WERE MOMENTARILY FLOUNDERING, 228 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:47,805 LIKE BABY EAGLES FRESHLY SPRUNG FROM THE NEST. 229 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:50,307 WHAT WE NEEDED HERE WAS A SIGN, 230 00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:53,611 INSPIRATION, DIRECTION. 231 00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:55,179 [ ENGINE REVVING ] 232 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,414 -WHOA. 233 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,615 NICE WHEELS! 234 00:11:58,617 --> 00:12:00,684 -HEY. -HEY. 235 00:12:00,686 --> 00:12:01,685 -HEY. 236 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:03,487 -WHAT WE GOT WAS... 237 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,356 -MOON PATROL! -MOON PATROL! -MOON PATROL! 238 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,257 [ LAUGHTER ] 239 00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:09,160 [ VIOLINS SCREECHING ] 240 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,062 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 241 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:14,632 -...PRESSED HAMS. 242 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:18,068 [ WOLF HOWLS ] 243 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,440 -♪ LITTLE GTO ♪ 244 00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:25,276 -THAT NIGHT, AS WE DROVE AROUND, 245 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:28,278 WE BEGAN TO UNDERSTAND THE AWESOME RESPONSIBILITY 246 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,614 OF HAVING A CAR. -CHINESE FIRE DRILL! 247 00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:32,649 [ HORN HONKING ] 248 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:39,023 -♪ LISTEN TO HER WHI-I-I-NE ♪ 249 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:45,195 ♪ COME ON AND TURN IT ON, WIND IT UP, BLOW IT OUT, GTO ♪ 250 00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:48,132 -WE WERE EXPLORING THE UNCHARTED REGIONS 251 00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,567 OF OUR NEW FRONTIER... 252 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:50,868 [ HORN HONKS ] 253 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:54,205 ...AND LAYING ON THE HORN A LOT. 254 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,407 STILL, WE KNEW WE WERE PREPARING OURSELVES 255 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,643 FOR SOMETHING MUCH, MUCH MORE MEANINGFUL. 256 00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,811 -COME ON, GUYS. LET'S GO PICK UP SOME CHICKS! 257 00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,446 -YEAH, CHICKS! -WOMEN! 258 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:06,217 -CHICKS -- THE REASON GOD INVENTED CARS. 259 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,585 -SO, WHERE ARE THEY? 260 00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:10,087 -MAN, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. -YEAH! 261 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:15,259 JUST WAITING TO JUMP ON US, GRAB US, SMOTHER US. 262 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:18,028 -IT WAS AN AWESOME THOUGHT. 263 00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:21,465 -SO, WHERE ARE THEY? 264 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,768 -HMM. GOOD QUESTION. 265 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:30,207 FORTUNATELY, THERE WAS AN ANSWER -- ZESTY'S, 266 00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:33,144 THE PLACE TO GO FOR BURGERS, FRIES, AND... 267 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,479 -WHOA! CHECK OUT THE HOOTERS! 268 00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:40,517 -MAN, CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE. 269 00:13:40,519 --> 00:13:41,985 -STILL, THE FACT REMAINED, 270 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:44,688 IF IT WAS GIRLS WE WERE LOOKING FOR... 271 00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,857 -OKAY, WE FOUND 'EM. 272 00:13:46,859 --> 00:13:49,826 -WELL, NOW WHAT DO WE DO? 273 00:13:49,828 --> 00:13:52,663 -HMM. GOOD QUESTION. 274 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,798 -FOUR CHOCOLATE SHAKES, TWO ONION RINGS, 275 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,501 TWO FRIES, AND EXTRA KETCHUP. 276 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:03,240 -AND THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT TO DO 277 00:14:03,242 --> 00:14:06,544 BUT STAND AROUND, LOOK GOOD, AND GET NOTICED. 278 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,079 -KEVIN? 279 00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:11,048 HI! 280 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,416 -CINDY? 281 00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:14,318 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 282 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:16,220 -UH... 283 00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:17,722 -SOMEHOW, I HAD A FEELING 284 00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:20,858 "CHECKING OUT THE HOOTERS" WASN'T GONNA FLY. 285 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,060 -GETTING SHAKES. 286 00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:24,228 SEE, HERE THEY ARE. 287 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:25,595 -OH. 288 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,935 IS YOUR GRANDMOTHER HERE? 289 00:14:30,937 --> 00:14:32,836 -MY GRANDMOTHER? 290 00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:34,305 -YEAH. 291 00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:35,439 -LIVER! 292 00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:38,074 -OH! NO. SHE'S BACK AT HOME BECAUSE OF... 293 00:14:38,076 --> 00:14:39,743 -LIVER! -...HER LIVER. 294 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:42,913 YEAH, I'M -- I'M JUST... HERE WITH MY COUSINS. 295 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:45,782 AND WE HAVE TO GET BACK WITH THE SHAKES. 296 00:14:45,784 --> 00:14:47,918 LOOK, THEY'RE MELTING, SEE? 297 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,221 -WELL, IF YOU'RE WITH RELATIVES, 298 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,789 UH...I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU ON MONDAY? 299 00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:56,427 -UH...YEAH! MONDAY! 300 00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:58,295 -AFTER ALL, NO REASON TO DALLY. 301 00:14:58,297 --> 00:14:59,463 -SEE YA LATER. 302 00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:01,198 -THE BEST THING TO DO WAS AMSCRAY 303 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,734 BEFORE SHE DISCOVERED WHO MY COUSINS... 304 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,036 -HEY, HEY, HEY, BA-BY! 305 00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,805 -...REALLY WERE. 306 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:10,107 -HEY, KEVIN? WHO'S THE FOX? 307 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,176 OW! -INTRODUCE US, MAN! 308 00:15:12,178 --> 00:15:15,011 -YEAH. COME BRING HER OVER HERE! WE GOT ROOM! 309 00:15:15,013 --> 00:15:16,913 -SHE DIDN'T ACTUALLY SAY ANYTHING. 310 00:15:16,915 --> 00:15:18,649 HER FACE DID ALL THE TALKING. 311 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:19,916 -LOOKING GOOD! 312 00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:23,620 -IT SAID MY RAIN CHECK HAD BEEN REVOKED. PERMANENTLY. 313 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:27,991 -LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 314 00:15:27,993 --> 00:15:29,993 -WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 315 00:15:29,995 --> 00:15:33,397 -NOTHING! JUST LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 316 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:35,232 OPEN THE DOOR, WILL YA? 317 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:36,900 -HEY, WHERE'S MY CORN DOG? 318 00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:39,103 -YEAH, AND YOU ONLY GOT TWO ORDERS OF ONION RINGS. 319 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,938 -WILL YOU JUST OPEN THE STUPID DOOR?! 320 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,273 -KEV! -HERE! 321 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,074 -YOU'RE GETTING THE SHAKES ALL OVER ME, MAN! 322 00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:46,343 -GOOD. NOW, COME ON, RICKY, DRIVE. 323 00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:49,046 [ CAR DOOR SHUTS ] 324 00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:50,281 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 325 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:54,385 -SHEESH. WHAT A GROUCH. 326 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,453 -THE NIGHT WAS STILL YOUNG, 327 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:58,889 BUT SOMEHOW THIS ADVENTURE WASN'T PANNING OUT 328 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,590 QUITE THE WAY WE'D IMAGINED. 329 00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:04,661 NOT ONLY THAT, OUR CAR WAS STARTING TO SMELL. 330 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:07,298 -JUST 10 MORE MINUTES, AND I COULD HAVE HAD ANY GIRL THERE. 331 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,467 -JUST WHEN DID YOU LOSE TOUCH WITH REALITY? 332 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,869 -DID YOU SEE THE WAY THEY WERE LOOKING AT ME, HUH? 333 00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:13,236 -THEY COULDN'T BELIEVE YOUR SHIRT! 334 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:15,038 -WILL YOU GUYS JUST CAN IT FOR AWHILE? 335 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:16,707 -WHAT'S EATING YOU? -NOTHING! 336 00:16:16,709 --> 00:16:19,910 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE I BROKE A DATE FOR THIS, THAT'S ALL. 337 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:22,980 -SURELY THESE GUYS COULD UNDERSTAND THAT. 338 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:27,084 AFTER ALL, THEY WERE REASONABLY INTELLIGENT HUMAN BEINGS. 339 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:30,421 -YOU GUYS EVER WONDER HOW ONION RINGS GOT THEIR NAME? 340 00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:31,588 -ON THE OTHER HAND... 341 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,023 -NO. 342 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:35,559 -I MEAN, I THINK ABOUT THAT STUFF SOMETIMES. 343 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,227 AND WHAT ABOUT HAMBURGERS? 344 00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:40,096 I MEAN, THERE'S NO HAM IN THEM, YOU KNOW? 345 00:16:40,098 --> 00:16:43,233 WHAT ABOUT SUBMARINE SANDWICHES? AND EGGPLANT? 346 00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:46,070 -JUST THINK ABOUT YOUR DRIVING. 347 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:49,072 -LET'S FACE IT -- ON THE MAIN STREET OF LIFE, 348 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:51,575 WE'D JUST ABOUT REACHED A DEAD END. 349 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:52,943 AND THEN... 350 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:56,147 -HEY, LOOK! THERE'S THOSE GUYS! 351 00:16:56,149 --> 00:17:00,350 -UH-OH. I HOPE THEY DON'T MOON US AGAIN. 352 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,419 HEY! HEY, WE DON'T WANT TO SEE IT! 353 00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:03,788 [ ENGINE REVS ] 354 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:05,689 -BUT IT SEEMED CLEAR THERE WAS MORE AT STAKE HERE 355 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:07,892 THAN JUST PRESSED HAMS. 356 00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,827 -WHAT DOES HE WANT? 357 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:13,263 [ ENGINE REVVING ] -HE WANTS TO DRAG. 358 00:17:13,265 --> 00:17:15,599 -DRAG? 359 00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,901 [ ENGINE REVS ] 360 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,539 -DO IT, RICKY. -BUT MY MOM SAID -- 361 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,140 -COME ON, MAN, JUST DO IT! 362 00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:25,542 YOU'RE ON! 363 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,845 -LET'S DO IT! [ ENGINE REVS ] 364 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:30,214 -AND THAT'S WHEN IT HAPPENED. 365 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:34,618 AS WE SAT THERE, THE ROAR OF A 185-HORSEPOWER ENGINE 366 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,720 PULSING BENEATH OUR BODIES, 367 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,823 OUR BASIC PRIMAL NATURE BEGAN TO ERUPT. 368 00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:41,625 -LET'S TAKE 'EM, RICKY. 369 00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,360 -I'M THERE. 370 00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:46,530 -WE WEREN'T BOYS ANYMORE. 371 00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:50,100 WE WERE OUTLAWS, REBELS, 372 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:52,035 GUYS WITH GUTS. 373 00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:56,407 AND WE KNEW WHAT WE HAD TO DO. 374 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,809 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 375 00:18:02,647 --> 00:18:03,614 -WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 376 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,949 -THERE'S A STOP SIGN. 377 00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,951 -WILL YOU GO?! WE CAN STILL TAKE 'EM! 378 00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:09,386 -BUT IT'S A COMMERCIAL ZONE. 35 MILES PER HOUR. 379 00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:10,888 THOSE GUYS WERE SPEEDING! 380 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,857 -OF COURSE THEY WERE SPEEDING! THIS IS A DRAG RACE! NOW GO! 381 00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:17,594 -FORTUNATELY, OUR DRIVER WAS A LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN. 382 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,862 -OH, NO. [ HORN HONKS ] 383 00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:21,765 FOUR CARS, FOUR-WAY STOP. 384 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,367 -WILL YOU GUYS JUST GET REAL? THIS RACE IS OVER. 385 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:24,868 -YEAH, THANKS TO HALSENBACH. 386 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,670 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY THE HELL WE'RE HANGING AROUND WITH YOU! 387 00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:27,904 -HEY, 'CAUSE IT'S MY CAR! 388 00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,573 -YEAH, THAT'S THE ONLY REASON WE'D BE HANGING OUT 389 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,242 WITH A BOZO LIKE YOU. -HEY, YOU'RE THE BOZO. 390 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,476 -I'M THE BOZO? YOU'RE THE BOZO. 391 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:33,944 -NO, I'M NOT! -YOU'RE BOTH BOZOS! 392 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,279 -YOU'RE ALL BOZOS! 393 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,746 YOU'RE THE BIGGEST BOZO! 394 00:18:36,748 --> 00:18:38,115 YOU CAN'T EVEN DRIVE! -YOU'RE A BOZO. 395 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,984 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "IT'S A FOUR-WAY STOP SIGN"?! 396 00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:43,553 -WE WERE REACHING CRITICAL MASS, HERE. 397 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:45,956 OUR NIGHT WAS WEARING THIN. 398 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:47,991 SO WAS OUR VOCABULARY. 399 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:50,293 [ ALL SHOUTING ] 400 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,265 [ HORN HONKS ] 401 00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:58,435 -WUSSIES! -WUSSIES! -WUSSIES! 402 00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:01,071 -IT WAS THE FINAL STRAW. 403 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,807 IF WE WERE TO HOLD ON TO OUR DIGNITY, 404 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:05,576 WE HAD TO STRIKE BACK. 405 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:08,345 -LET'S MOON SOMEBODY. 406 00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:11,581 [ FANFARE PLAYS ] -YEAH. GOOD IDEA. 407 00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:13,216 -PERFECT. 408 00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:14,985 -ALL RIGHT! 409 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,087 -IT WAS TIME TO TAKE OUR RIGHTFUL PLACE 410 00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:18,389 AMONG MEN OF THE ROAD. 411 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,290 WE WERE GONNA TAKE REVENGE 412 00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:23,359 ON THE FIRST VICTIM THAT CAME OUR WAY. 413 00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,230 -ALL RIGHT! DO IT! DO IT! 414 00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:30,634 -JUST ONE LITTLE PROBLEM. -WHOA! 415 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,436 -MOON PATROL! -[ LAUGHS ] 416 00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:34,304 [ VIOLINS SCREECHING ] 417 00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:36,073 [ LAUGHTER ] 418 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:41,078 -DID YOU SEE THAT GUY'S FACE?! 419 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,013 -WELL, MY EYES WEREN'T LOOKING IN THE DIRECTION! 420 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,347 -MAN, HE WAS HAVING A COW! 421 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:45,482 -AND HIS WIFE WAS LIKE, "UH!" 422 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,617 -WILL YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP?! 423 00:19:47,619 --> 00:19:49,119 -WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 424 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,488 -WELL, FOR STARTERS, THAT WAS MY MOM AND DAD. 425 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:54,891 -IT WAS? 426 00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:57,327 -YEAH. YOU GUYS JUST MOONED MY PARENTS. 427 00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:58,562 -YOU'RE KIDDING. 428 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,330 -HEY, WE ALL WANTED TO DO IT. 429 00:20:00,332 --> 00:20:01,264 -YEAH, BUT IT WAS YOU 430 00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,000 WHO HAD YOUR BUTT HANGING OUT THE WINDOW! 431 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,668 -OH, COME ON. LIKE HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? 432 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:08,004 -SEE, THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS JUST GREAT. 433 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:11,341 YOU KNOW IT'S REAL GREAT HANGING OUT WITH A BUNCH OF MORONS! 434 00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:14,244 YOU KNOW WHERE THAT WORD COMES FROM, RICKY! 435 00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:19,716 I MEAN, THIS IS THE STUPIDEST, DUMBEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE! 436 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,017 I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW 437 00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:23,086 WHY I AGREED TO COME WITH YOU GUYS IN THE FIRST PLACE. 438 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:27,291 CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHY?! 439 00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:31,128 -IT WAS THE KIND OF QUESTION THAT COULD ONLY BE ANSWERED 440 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,996 BY A NOBEL PRIZE-WINNING PHILOSOPHER. 441 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:36,900 -I KNOW! 442 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,836 -OR A GUY LIKE RICKY HALSENBACH. 443 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:42,339 -IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE ROUND, LIKE RINGS! 444 00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,675 AND THEY'VE GOT ONIONS IN THEM. 445 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,980 THAT'S WHY THEY CALL 'EM ONION RINGS! 446 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,018 -WHAT? -WHAT? 447 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:57,921 -LOOKING BACK, IT MADE ABOUT AS MUCH SENSE 448 00:20:57,923 --> 00:21:00,724 AS ANYTHING ELSE THAT NIGHT. 449 00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:03,326 -LET'S JUST GO HOME, GUYS. 450 00:21:03,328 --> 00:21:04,928 -YEAH, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 451 00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:09,599 -WHY NOT? WE WERE VETERANS. WE'D PAID OUR DUES. 452 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,169 WE'D MOONED AND BEEN MOONED. AND NOW... 453 00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:13,803 [ ENGINE SPUTTERS, STOPS ] -UH-OH. 454 00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:15,471 -WHAT'S THE MATTER? 455 00:21:15,473 --> 00:21:17,508 -WE'RE OUT OF GAS. 456 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,848 -HEY, CAN YOU GUYS BELIEVE TONIGHT? 457 00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:26,850 -THE WORST. -YEAH, NO KIDDING. 458 00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:29,686 -WE DIDN'T REALLY ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING THAT NIGHT. 459 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:32,355 NOTHING OF ANY REAL IMPORTANCE, ANYWAY. 460 00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:35,259 BUT THROUGH THE HIGH SCHOOL YEARS THAT LAY AHEAD, 461 00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:38,762 THERE WOULD BE A THOUSAND OTHER NIGHTS JUST LIKE THAT ONE -- 462 00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:42,265 STUPID, RIDICULOUS... 463 00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:45,101 AND GLORIOUS. 464 00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:48,472 -HEY, I CAN GET THE CAR AGAIN, NEXT FRIDAY. 465 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:52,609 -I'M THERE. -ME TOO. WOULDN'T MISS IT. 466 00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:55,446 -♪ LITTLE GTO ♪ 467 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:58,114 ♪ YOU'RE REALLY LOOKIN' FINE ♪ 468 00:21:58,116 --> 00:22:03,787 ♪ THREE DEUCES AND A FOUR-SPEED AND A 389 ♪ 469 00:22:03,789 --> 00:22:06,790 ♪ LISTEN TO HER TACHIN' UP NOW ♪ 470 00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:10,126 ♪ LISTEN TO HER WHI-I-I-NE ♪ 471 00:22:10,128 --> 00:22:14,932 ♪ COME ON AND TURN IT ON, WIND IT UP, BLOW IT OUT, GTO ♪ 35124

Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.