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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,366 --> 00:00:06,438 -♪ what would you do If I sang out of tune? ♪ 2 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:11,409 ♪ would you stand up And walk out on me? ♪ 3 00:00:11,411 --> 00:00:17,648 ♪ lend me your ears, And I'll sing you a song ♪ 4 00:00:17,650 --> 00:00:21,152 ♪ I will try not to sing Out of key, yeah ♪ 5 00:00:21,154 --> 00:00:25,356 ♪ oh, baby, I get by ♪ -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 6 00:00:25,358 --> 00:00:26,825 -♪ all I need is my buddies ♪ 7 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:30,061 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 8 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:35,267 -♪ I'm sayin' I'm gonna get higher ♪ -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 9 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:36,734 -♪ whoa-oa-oa-oa ♪ 10 00:00:36,736 --> 00:00:38,536 -♪ oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:42,841 -♪ somebody who knows Quite sure ♪ 12 00:00:42,843 --> 00:00:44,042 ♪ baby ♪ 13 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,577 -♪ by with a little help From my friends ♪ 14 00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:48,880 -♪ said I'm gonna make it With my friends ♪ 15 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,683 -♪ try with a little help From my friends ♪ 16 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,885 -♪ oh, I'm gonna Keep on trying ♪ 17 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,588 -♪ high with a little help From my friends ♪ 18 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:59,090 ♪ I'm gonna keep on trying now, Baby ♪ 19 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:01,860 -♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ 20 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:05,730 [ the platters' "Only you" plays ] 21 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:09,700 -poets say love comes and goes in a heartbeat. 22 00:01:09,702 --> 00:01:15,373 unfortunately, in high school, it goes more than it comes. 23 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:18,276 still, in my high school, there was one couple 24 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:22,013 whose love soared above all others like a winged chariot. 25 00:01:22,015 --> 00:01:24,649 [ tires screech ] 26 00:01:27,153 --> 00:01:29,153 the guy guys feared. 27 00:01:30,457 --> 00:01:33,424 the girl girls talked about. 28 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:36,494 denise lavelle and francis stanavukovic. 29 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:38,596 -those things will kill you. 30 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:40,565 -so will you. 31 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:43,168 -better known as "Frank the stank" 32 00:01:43,170 --> 00:01:45,203 and "Denise the grease." 33 00:01:47,106 --> 00:01:50,642 frank and denise weren't the cutest couple in school 34 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:52,410 or the most popular. 35 00:01:52,412 --> 00:01:55,880 and they definitely weren't the most likely to succeed. 36 00:02:01,488 --> 00:02:03,888 but they lived in a special world, 37 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:06,924 where vows were made, promises kept, 38 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:10,628 and hearts were never broken. 39 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:13,031 [ crowd cheering ] 40 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:16,801 -♪ you are my destiny ♪ 41 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:20,972 -they had a bond between them that you could almost see, 42 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,474 a bond that seemed to strengthen them 43 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,309 in everything they did. 44 00:02:28,048 --> 00:02:30,849 they were a constant in a changing universe, 45 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:33,451 something rock-solid. 46 00:02:38,858 --> 00:02:42,427 a living monument to love. 47 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:47,465 -♪ one and only you ♪ 48 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:49,834 -love. Ha. 49 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:53,571 Love, my little Untutored charges, is a joke, 50 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:58,410 A sham, And never what it appears to be. 51 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:00,044 -weird mr. Lemkur -- 52 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:04,282 couture by salvation army, posture by quasimodo. 53 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:06,951 words were his only passion, 54 00:03:06,953 --> 00:03:09,621 boring us with them his only joy. 55 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:12,324 -and now let's see what keats Has to say on the subject, 56 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:13,758 Shall we? 57 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,594 -with all respect to the great poets, 58 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:19,064 third-period english left one or two things to be desired. 59 00:03:19,066 --> 00:03:21,366 denise the grease was both of them. 60 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:24,402 -"Dark violet eyes And parted hair, 61 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:29,039 "Soft dimpled hands, white neck, And creamy breast 62 00:03:29,041 --> 00:03:34,345 Are things on which The dazzled senses rest." 63 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:38,416 And what was keats Saying here, hmm? 64 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:39,684 Kevin. 65 00:03:41,287 --> 00:03:42,486 -me? 66 00:03:42,488 --> 00:03:43,788 -you. 67 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:46,191 -well... 68 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:49,160 He's s-saying that, uh... 69 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:51,129 C-creamy... 70 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:53,464 -oh, boy. 71 00:03:53,466 --> 00:03:57,969 -that, you know, it's -- It's all kind of... 72 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,271 Dazzling. 73 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:01,640 -right. 74 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:05,610 Now, about the poems I assigned For your report. 75 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:07,078 Uh, miss lavelle... 76 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:11,616 Would, uh, you recite what swift Has to say about amour? 77 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:13,852 -why not? 78 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:17,855 -I trust you intend to finish Our class this term? 79 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:19,591 -third time's the charm. 80 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:23,194 -last year it was mono. What was it the year before? 81 00:04:23,863 --> 00:04:25,897 -female problems. 82 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:28,633 -[ clears throat ] right. 83 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:29,968 -hey, you had to admit -- 84 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:32,736 she had a certain way about her. 85 00:04:32,738 --> 00:04:35,740 -"Modern love is no such thing 86 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:38,576 "As what Those ancient poets sing. 87 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:42,480 "A fire celestial, Chaste, refined... 88 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:45,550 -and even if none of us knew what she was saying, 89 00:04:45,552 --> 00:04:47,418 who cared? 90 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:51,556 -"...Which having found An equal flame, 91 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:54,625 "Unites, And both become the same. 92 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:58,796 "In different breasts Together burn... 93 00:05:00,366 --> 00:05:05,336 "Together both to ashes turn. 94 00:05:05,338 --> 00:05:09,040 "But women now feel No such fire, 95 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,776 And only know the gross desire." 96 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,215 -I couldn't believe my eyes. 97 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:19,484 denise the grease was crying. 98 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:27,391 -there. 99 00:05:27,393 --> 00:05:29,494 You see? You see? 100 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,362 You see? 101 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:34,799 Swift knew What he was talking about! 102 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:36,367 -and the strange thing was, 103 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:38,737 even though I didn't know much more about her 104 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:40,538 than the color of her bra strap, 105 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:43,341 I suddenly wanted to reach out and comfort her. 106 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:46,111 but who was I to talk to her? 107 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:47,177 -calvin! 108 00:05:47,179 --> 00:05:49,213 -unless... she talked to you first. 109 00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:51,315 -I have to do a report On that poem. 110 00:05:51,317 --> 00:05:53,484 You really understood it, Didn't you? 111 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:58,889 -now, of course, I didn't even understand the title, but... 112 00:05:58,891 --> 00:06:00,257 -uh... 113 00:06:00,259 --> 00:06:03,161 Well, most of it. 114 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:06,097 -can you help me out With something? 115 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:07,865 -sure. 116 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,768 -you know where he says, 117 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:12,937 "Laid all the fault On t'other sex"? 118 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:15,139 -uh-huh. 119 00:06:15,141 --> 00:06:17,374 -do you think that's the crux Of what he's saying? 120 00:06:17,376 --> 00:06:20,044 That men and women Blame each other for everything? 121 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:22,980 -let me see here. what did "Crux" mean again? 122 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:24,515 -yeah. 123 00:06:24,517 --> 00:06:26,650 -heck, I'd have said yes to anything. 124 00:06:26,652 --> 00:06:28,786 denise the grease was talking to me, 125 00:06:28,788 --> 00:06:31,122 calvin arnold. 126 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:33,757 -so if you had to sum up What swift is saying, 127 00:06:33,759 --> 00:06:34,959 How would you do it? 128 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:37,295 -uh, well... 129 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:39,964 He's just talking about The whole... 130 00:06:39,966 --> 00:06:43,701 Man-woman... Woman-man thing. 131 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:45,069 -right. Right. 132 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:47,371 Even in swift's time, Love has always been -- 133 00:06:47,373 --> 00:06:49,207 -love's always been what? 134 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:51,475 -uh... 135 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:52,810 -a hassle. 136 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:55,079 -well, you got that right. 137 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:57,182 -look, we got to talk. 138 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:58,515 -we do? 139 00:06:58,517 --> 00:07:00,885 -not you, dirt clod! 140 00:07:00,887 --> 00:07:02,020 -I know we got to talk. 141 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:03,754 I've been telling you We got to talk all day. 142 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:05,256 -well, so let's talk. 143 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:10,094 -which, as I saw it, was my cue to exit stage left. 144 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:13,364 -right now I'm talking With my friend. 145 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:16,167 -about what? 146 00:07:16,169 --> 00:07:19,537 -about things You obviously don't understand. 147 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:21,572 -really? 148 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:23,607 Try me. 149 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:25,076 -okay. 150 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:28,346 We were just discussing "Cadenus and vanessa." 151 00:07:28,348 --> 00:07:29,581 -right. 152 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:31,382 -it's a poem. 153 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:33,217 -right. 154 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:35,553 -by jonathan swift. 155 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:37,688 -yeah, I know him. 156 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:39,757 -you do? -yeah. 157 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:40,724 Swift -- he's the guy 158 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:43,327 Who was the guy Before he became the flash. 159 00:07:43,329 --> 00:07:45,395 -an honest mistake. 160 00:07:45,397 --> 00:07:47,231 -he's the guy who said, 161 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:49,400 "The judge discovered In her face 162 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:52,003 Resentments For her late disgrace." 163 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,738 -all right. What is this crap? 164 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:56,140 -I'm not gonna listen To that kind of language. 165 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,909 Thanks for your help, calvin. 166 00:07:57,911 --> 00:08:02,046 -and that was that -- a fruitful exchange... 167 00:08:02,048 --> 00:08:04,481 -denise, wait up. 168 00:08:04,483 --> 00:08:06,984 -...All things considered. 169 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:08,552 -unbelievable. [ cash register dings ] 170 00:08:08,554 --> 00:08:10,621 -what was I supposed to do? Ignore her? 171 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:11,622 -yes! 172 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:12,991 Frank put a guy in the hospital 173 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,559 Just for looking at her In ocean city last year. 174 00:08:15,561 --> 00:08:17,928 -unbelievable. 175 00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:21,699 -so this isn't america? I can't talk to who I want? 176 00:08:21,701 --> 00:08:23,534 -it's hard to talk Without your teeth. 177 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:25,937 -[ scoffs ] unbelievable. 178 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,773 -ah, what did these guys know? 179 00:08:29,775 --> 00:08:31,942 so I'd spoken to denise. so what? 180 00:08:31,944 --> 00:08:34,379 after all, we had a history now. 181 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:36,981 we were practically... soul mates. 182 00:08:36,983 --> 00:08:40,584 and if I wanted to talk to her, I would. 183 00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:41,886 and if I didn't, then I -- 184 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:43,154 -hey, calvin. 185 00:08:43,156 --> 00:08:44,922 [ dishes clatter ] 186 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:46,724 -how's it going? 187 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:48,325 -not bad. 188 00:08:48,327 --> 00:08:50,127 The more I read it, The more I understand. 189 00:08:50,129 --> 00:08:52,930 It's like -- It's like love is on trial. 190 00:08:52,932 --> 00:08:54,365 -uh-huh. 191 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:57,735 -and -- and when swift says, "Mortals here disdain to love," 192 00:08:57,737 --> 00:09:00,003 It's like he's saying The whole thing's a sham -- 193 00:09:00,005 --> 00:09:01,572 Like there is no true love. 194 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:03,540 Right? 195 00:09:03,542 --> 00:09:05,142 -uh... 196 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:07,211 -hey, when in doubt, say... 197 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,780 -sure. Of course. 198 00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:12,016 -I like talking to you. 199 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:15,152 -you heard it -- she liked talking to me. 200 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:17,054 -what'd she say?! -what'd she say?! 201 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:20,191 -of course, a gentleman didn't discuss these things. 202 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:22,459 -she said She liked talking to me. 203 00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:24,495 -[ sighs ] -unbelievable. 204 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:26,663 -still, the fact remained -- 205 00:09:26,665 --> 00:09:29,300 I, calvin, had talked to denise the grease, 206 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:31,268 and the sky hadn't fallen. 207 00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,904 no hand had reached out from the heavens and -- 208 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:36,640 -[ grunting ] 209 00:09:36,642 --> 00:09:38,776 -you talked to denise. 210 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:40,077 -well... 211 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:41,712 -shh. Shh. Shh. -...Kind of. 212 00:09:41,714 --> 00:09:44,214 -this is my favorite part. 213 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:47,518 -♪ save my love Through loneliness ♪ 214 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,554 -♪ save my love for sorrow ♪ 215 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:53,791 ♪ I've given you my onliness ♪ 216 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:57,061 ♪ give me your tomorrow ♪ 217 00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:58,329 -[ sighs ] 218 00:09:58,331 --> 00:09:59,663 [ radio turns off ] 219 00:09:59,665 --> 00:10:01,565 I love that song. 220 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:02,933 Where was I? 221 00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:05,002 Oh, yeah. Denise. 222 00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:06,337 -[ grunts ] 223 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,671 -look. 224 00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:11,342 Denise is out of her gourd. She won't talk to me. 225 00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,510 For some dumb-cluck reason, She talks to you. 226 00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:15,879 -then I'll never talk to her Again, I swear! 227 00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:17,081 -yes, you will. 228 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:18,916 -I-I will? 229 00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:20,417 -yeah. 230 00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:25,923 I want you to talk to her For me. 231 00:10:25,925 --> 00:10:28,626 -oh, my god. I was gonna live. 232 00:10:29,562 --> 00:10:31,328 wasn't I? 233 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,802 -hi. Welcome to fatso's. Can I take your order? 234 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,038 Hello? Hello? 235 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,472 -get out there! 236 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,641 -hello. Denise? 237 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,777 Hi. This is kevin. 238 00:10:45,779 --> 00:10:49,513 You know, calvin kevin, From poetry class? 239 00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:51,716 -hey, calvin! What you doing? 240 00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:54,552 -oh, just...Hanging out. 241 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:56,954 -so, what can I do for you? 242 00:10:56,956 --> 00:10:59,056 -well, I'd like some fries And a root beer -- 243 00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:01,993 -come on. 244 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:05,029 -say, I was just wondering... 245 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:07,765 Why won't you talk to frank Anymore? 246 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,867 Not that it's any Of my business, 247 00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:12,503 But it might be, You know, helpful, 248 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,938 If you could just maybe say, You know, why. 249 00:11:14,940 --> 00:11:17,475 -gee, cal, that's kind of tough. 250 00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:20,377 I guess it's 'cause frank Is a big, dumb fat-head 251 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:22,579 Who obviously can't talk For himself. 252 00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:25,115 -denise! 253 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:26,884 -I don't believe this. 254 00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:28,685 [ tires screech ] 255 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:32,956 -and once again, I was about to find myself... 256 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,892 in the middle. 257 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,694 -just what are you trying To pull? 258 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,262 -I want to know what's going on, Denise. 259 00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:40,897 Why won't you talk to me? -there's nothing more To talk about. 260 00:11:40,899 --> 00:11:43,434 -uh, maybe I should -- -shut up. 261 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:44,769 -right. 262 00:11:44,771 --> 00:11:46,903 -look, what the hell is the -- 263 00:11:46,905 --> 00:11:48,272 What is the matter with you? 264 00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:50,073 You gonna throw away Everything we got? 265 00:11:50,075 --> 00:11:52,643 -frank, like the poet said, 266 00:11:52,645 --> 00:11:55,212 "She knew In our degenerate days 267 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:57,448 "Bare virtue Could not live on praise, 268 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,984 That meat must be With money bought." 269 00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,318 Okay? 270 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,586 -huh? 271 00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:03,587 -huh? 272 00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:05,856 -calvin understands. Don't you? 273 00:12:05,858 --> 00:12:07,824 -oh, w-well... 274 00:12:07,826 --> 00:12:10,427 The...Meat... 275 00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:12,963 -look! Get out of here And let us talk! 276 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:17,200 -fine with me. 277 00:12:17,202 --> 00:12:20,237 after all, I'd done my part -- gotten them together. 278 00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,172 so whatever the problem was, 279 00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:23,941 it was time for them to work it out. 280 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:25,409 -I never want to Talk to you again. 281 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,410 -aah! 282 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,011 -or not. 283 00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:29,880 [ tires screech ] 284 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:35,218 -it's like talking To a brick wall. 285 00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:39,490 -and I guess that's when I realized a horrible truth. 286 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,592 -you'll patch things up. 287 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,495 -there's a lot you don't know About me and frank. 288 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,564 You're gonna need a ride home. 289 00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:50,300 -like it or not, I was along for this ride. 290 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:58,276 [ the platters' "Only you" Plays ] 291 00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:05,149 -♪ only you... ♪ 292 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,517 -pretty, isn't it? 293 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,186 -♪ ...Can make this world Seem right ♪ 294 00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:10,688 -uh... 295 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:14,458 -frank gave it to me On our first date. 296 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,760 I was 14. 297 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:22,099 I never take it off, Not even in the shower. 298 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:24,401 -no kidding. 299 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:27,070 -♪ only you ♪ 300 00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:29,940 -and especially If there's a game. 301 00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:33,143 He says I bring him luck. 302 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:36,714 Hasn't brung me much lately. 303 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,982 -course, I knew I had to do something 304 00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:40,717 to ease her pain. 305 00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:42,419 -look. 306 00:13:42,421 --> 00:13:44,388 Frank... 307 00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:47,558 You know, he's a...Good guy. 308 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,360 Really. 309 00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:52,830 He's a... 310 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,166 Good...Good guy. 311 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,275 -and then, from somewhere -- 312 00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:07,478 I don't know -- it just came to me. 313 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,748 -love is a river, Flowing where we know not. 314 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:16,453 -of course, I felt completely idiotic. 315 00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:19,590 -that's beautiful. 316 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:23,026 -on the other hand... 317 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:27,264 -the wound is deep, Yet the river is wide. 318 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,569 -I guess it is. 319 00:14:32,971 --> 00:14:34,572 Thanks. 320 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,840 You're sweet. 321 00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:39,443 -and in that moment, I knew beyond a doubt 322 00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,145 that things were gonna be okay -- 323 00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:42,346 for all of us. 324 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:45,316 -anyway... 325 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:47,684 I'll see you in school Tomorrow, right? 326 00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:51,789 [ electricity crackling ] 327 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,164 -take care. 328 00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:02,866 [ engine turns over ] 329 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,409 -maybe it was a dream. 330 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,411 or maybe I was crazy. 331 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,380 maybe denise the grease only knew one way to kiss. 332 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:19,784 -♪ my one and only you ♪ 333 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:24,254 -or maybe the most voluptuous girl at mckinley high... 334 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:27,491 had just fallen for calvin arnold. 335 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,535 the most significant relationship in our high school 336 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,303 was coming unglued. 337 00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:42,707 it was hard to tell who it was tougher on -- 338 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,475 denise... 339 00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:47,578 frank... 340 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,180 [ indistinct shouting ] 341 00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:54,718 [ spectators booing ] 342 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:57,054 ...Or yours truly. 343 00:15:57,056 --> 00:16:00,190 -calvin is the one who helped me See what swift is saying. 344 00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:01,858 -uh-huh, uh-huh. 345 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:06,630 And what is mr. Swift saying In "Cadenus and vanessa"? 346 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,565 -[ sighs ] well... 347 00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:10,601 He's saying that love Is a heavenly thing 348 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,402 And that humans are human. 349 00:16:12,404 --> 00:16:14,171 And they mess everything up 350 00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:17,908 Because they're stuck-up And shallow. 351 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:20,077 And even the gods can't fix it. 352 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:24,448 -which is why, personally, I never married. 353 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:27,918 -but I think Swift missed the boat. 354 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,721 I-I like What emerson has to say. 355 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:34,324 "When half-gods go, The gods arrive." 356 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:35,659 -uh-huh. Yeah. 357 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,994 Which means? 358 00:16:37,996 --> 00:16:40,231 -when you lose something That means a lot, 359 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,833 Something better comes along. 360 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,935 -it was horrible. 361 00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,804 one little, unsolicited kiss, 362 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:49,072 and suddenly my life was on the line. 363 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:51,174 so I determined then and there 364 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,243 never to tell another human being 365 00:16:53,245 --> 00:16:55,379 what had happened between denise and me. 366 00:16:55,381 --> 00:16:57,080 -you kissed denise the grease? 367 00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:58,215 -unbelievable. 368 00:16:58,217 --> 00:17:00,917 -you don't expect us To swallow this, do you? 369 00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:02,553 -okay. I told two people. 370 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,688 -her gum was in my mouth! 371 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,291 -unbelievable! -get off it! 372 00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:08,525 No way a chick like denise 373 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,427 Is gonna go for A dingleberry like him. 374 00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:11,562 -calvin. 375 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,930 I have a huge favor to ask. 376 00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:16,367 I have to go to work. 377 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,235 I can't face him anyway, 378 00:17:18,237 --> 00:17:21,338 Not after that fight We had yesterday. 379 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,844 Just give him this. 380 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:30,547 He'll know what it means. 381 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,483 I got to go. 382 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,651 Thanks. 383 00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:37,388 -you broke up the stank And the grease. 384 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,956 -geez, kevin. Bad karma. 385 00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:47,163 -but it wasn't my karma I was worried about. 386 00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:52,335 it was my skin. 387 00:17:52,337 --> 00:17:54,738 [ metal clanking ] 388 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,974 there was only one thing to do -- 389 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,309 have this out, man-to-man. 390 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:01,845 then run like crazy. 391 00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,047 -frank? 392 00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,448 -what? 393 00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:08,285 -about denise... [ tire iron clangs ] 394 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,521 -what about denise? 395 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,359 -but there was really no way to say it. 396 00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:16,994 the pain I felt. 397 00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:18,829 for them. 398 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,397 not to mention me. 399 00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:26,803 -[ sighs ] 400 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:33,444 -I think you should talk to her. 401 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,346 You know... 402 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,047 Put things right. 403 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,716 -talk to her? 404 00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:42,485 Talk to her? 405 00:18:43,822 --> 00:18:47,391 Oh, I told her She was kicking my heart's butt. 406 00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:51,628 -well, you couldn't put it more eloquently than that. 407 00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:54,965 except then frank did. 408 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,902 -"There are dark, bitter places In a dark, cold floor." 409 00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:02,105 -I beg your pardon. 410 00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:03,540 -[ sighs ] 411 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:07,344 It's from One of her stupid books. 412 00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:09,079 [ sighs ] 413 00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:11,815 She really likes that stuff, Doesn't she? 414 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:15,619 -and of course, that's when it hit me. 415 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:18,355 -welcome to fatso's. Can I take your order? 416 00:19:18,357 --> 00:19:21,392 -uh, just read it, right? 417 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,060 -hello? 418 00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:25,863 Hello? 419 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,665 -uh... 420 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,301 "G-give all to love." 421 00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,603 -[ chuckles ] if this didn't grab her, 422 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:36,206 then I didn't know denise the grease. 423 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,975 -who is this? I'm not amused, jerk. 424 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,744 State your order or move on. 425 00:19:40,746 --> 00:19:42,412 -hmm. 426 00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:44,948 -[ sighs ] this ain't me. 427 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:46,149 -frank? 428 00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:47,417 -look, denise -- 429 00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:49,152 -I got nothing to say to you. 430 00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:50,854 -well, I got something To say to you! 431 00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:54,991 -poetry had failed. 432 00:19:54,993 --> 00:19:58,862 frank was on his own now. 433 00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,864 -well, what? 434 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,500 -uh... 435 00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,235 Uh, just this. 436 00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:08,072 [ tim hardin's "If I were A carpenter" plays on radio ] 437 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:11,174 -♪ if I were a carpenter ♪ ♪ if I were a carpenter ♪ 438 00:20:11,176 --> 00:20:14,511 -♪ and you were a lady ♪ -♪ you were a lady ♪ 439 00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:17,214 -♪ would you marry me anyway? ♪ -♪ would you marry me anyway? ♪ 440 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,882 -♪ would you have my baby? ♪ 441 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,618 -♪ would you have my baby? ♪ 442 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:24,421 -♪ if a tinker were my trade ♪ 443 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:27,558 ♪ would you still find me ♪ 444 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,527 ♪ carrying the pots I made ♪ 445 00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:33,496 ♪ following behind me? ♪ 446 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,237 -we got a special today. 447 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,338 -♪ save my love for sorrow ♪ 448 00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:47,811 -burger, fries, and a drink For 99 cents. 449 00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:50,981 -denise, would you? 450 00:20:50,983 --> 00:20:52,316 -[ sighs ] 451 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,384 Geez, frank. 452 00:20:54,386 --> 00:20:57,353 -denise... 453 00:20:58,524 --> 00:21:00,824 -you know I would. 454 00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,793 -[ laughs ] 455 00:21:03,795 --> 00:21:05,262 Whoo-hoo! 456 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,531 [ laughs, smooches ] 457 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,736 -okay, so it wasn't shelley or keats. 458 00:21:13,738 --> 00:21:17,040 but it got the point across. 459 00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:19,709 -♪ ...At a mill wheel grinding ♪ 460 00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:22,512 -as for me, I was gonna miss the grease. 461 00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:26,683 and I was pretty sure she was gonna miss me a little, too. 462 00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:29,986 but we both knew she was back where she belonged. 463 00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:32,556 and I finally understood. 464 00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:35,926 you had to really know two people and their problems 465 00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:38,028 before you could solve them. 466 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:39,963 -by the way, frank, false alarm. 467 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,265 I'm not pregnant. 468 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:44,434 [ record scratches ] 469 00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:46,536 -pregnant?! -pregnant?! 470 00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:52,276 frank and denise got back together that day, 471 00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:55,412 and our world fell back into orbit. 472 00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:57,547 [ whistle blows, crowd cheers ] 473 00:21:57,549 --> 00:22:00,217 he loved her... 474 00:22:00,219 --> 00:22:02,085 she loved him... 475 00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:04,588 and I lived to tell the tale. 476 00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:07,124 -♪ if a tinker were my trade ♪ 477 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:10,260 ♪ would you still find me... ♪ 478 00:22:10,262 --> 00:22:12,129 -the stank and denise got married 479 00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:15,698 that summer after graduation and had a kid. 480 00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:17,400 denise went to college, 481 00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:20,270 and frank went to cosmetology school. 482 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:23,206 and even though I heard they divorced 483 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:26,176 a couple of years later, I hoped -- 484 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,579 like frank running over his shop teacher -- 485 00:22:29,581 --> 00:22:31,047 that it was just a rumor. 486 00:22:31,049 --> 00:22:34,117 -♪ ...Your tomorrow ♪ 34892

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