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[instrumental music]
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Smile, boys,
you on "Candid Camera."
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Ey, pop,
who do you think you
are?
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Quentin I'm-a-negro?
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In his new movie
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"Tacky Brown."
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Hey, pop, isn't that
the camera that you used
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to film you and mom
mud wrestling?
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Yup, I was cleaning out
the basement last night
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and found it in a box.
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I haven't seen
this bad boy in 20 years.
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- Still have film in it.
- Let me see.
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Look up, Marlon. Say "cheese."
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Come on, man, don't be standing
there looking all stiff.
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Alright,
give-give me a situation.
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Alright, um,
let's do an episode from,
uh..
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..."NYPD Blue," okay?
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Now, you're gonna
play
the only role
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a brother can
get
on that show.
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- A crack head transvestite.
- 'Okay.'
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Action.
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I didn't do it, man.
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I didn't do it.
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...do it.
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I know who did it, man.
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It was Pooky and them.
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Okay.
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It wasn't Pooky.
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It was just NDM.
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Give me that.
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Hey yo, pop, man,
what're you digging
through
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all the junk
in the basement
for?
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Oh, I guess,
I forgot to tell you boys.
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I'm sellin' the house.
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What?
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[theme music]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy and we're singing
and we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪
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(male #1)
'Alright, cut and print.'
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'Beautiful, guys, dynamite.'
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[instrumental music]
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[music continues]
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Pop, I can't
believe you, man, how could
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you sell
our old house like that?
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Yeah, pop,
we love that house.
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Besides, where am I gonna go
when Shawn kicks me out again?
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No, son, the place is too
big
for me and your mama.
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Especially since
she got that
liposuction.
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Well, pop,
doesn't selling the house
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make you feel at least
a little bit sentimental?
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Oh, yeah, but when that
million dollar check clears
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I'mma have tears
in my eyes. I'm gonna be rich.
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Rich. Look at my face.
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Rich.
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A million
dollars
for that piece
of--
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History.
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Piece of history,
that's what it is.
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Nineteen forty-forty two,
forty three.
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That was one of the biggest
hoe houses in Queens.
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That's where Herbert Hoover
got caught
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messing around up in
somebody else's business.
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They kept that quiet.
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Pop, you're ridiculous, man.
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A million dollars?
What are you charging
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a dollar per roach?
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Well, you just wait
till I get that money.
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I'mma pile that money up
in a bed
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and jump in that bed
and twirl around in that bed
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all naked,
just to see how it feels.
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It ain't nothin' new,
I remember last week
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when you found that
$10 dollar bill on the floor
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you cleared out
the whole diner.
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What I do with
my money is my business.
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What I want you two to do
is get your butts over
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to the house and clean it out
so I can show the place.
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Alright, alright. Don't worry.
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We'll be there
early tomorrow morning.
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In the afternoon.
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Can you believe that Grinch?
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That frog thinks he's gonna get
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a million dollars
for that house.
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Yeah, and "Vibe" thought
by gettin' rid of Chris
Spencer
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their show would be funny.
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"Vibe" got a show?
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You know, seen that?
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♪ We got the fire ♪
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♪ We vibin' y'all ♪♪
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Come on, let's go home
and watch keno.
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[instrumental music]
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Hey!
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Who dropped my Rick James doll?
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You know
this is a collector's item.
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Look, you pull out the head
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and it doubles as a pipe.
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- Hey, yo, pop.
- Hmm?
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I hate to hurt your little
tacky heart, but, uh..
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I don't think anybody
in their right mind's
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gonna buy
this house from you.
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- I bought it.
- Like I said.
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Anybody in their right mind.
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Well, I have happened to
have
just gone that extra mile
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and I hired myself
a big burly
handyman.
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Pops. I'm ready to go.
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Dee, what do you know
about fixin' the house?
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You could barely
fix your cornrows straight.
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You talk about my hair.
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Your head looks like
a aerial view
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of the Million Man March.
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Out cold.
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Out cold.
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Now, Dee,
Dee, I want you
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to fix everything
that you can see.
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- Like that hole in the
roof.
- Hmm.
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Well, I'mma need some money
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for some tarpaper
insulation
and shingles.
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Oh, no, no, no. Forget that.
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There's some cardboard
in the basement.
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Go get it, alright.
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- Hey, hey, hey, Marlon.
- What?
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Remember when we were little
we used to measure ourselves?
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Oh, yeah. Hey, why don't we
measure ourselves right now?
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- I bet ya I'm still bigger.
- I ain't talking about that.
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I'm talking about height.
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Get on over there.
Go stand up against that
wall.
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Hey, Shawn, remember
the first time we did this?
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What're you getting
all glassy-eyed for?
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Would you leave me alone? I'm
having a childhood flashback.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, my bad.
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Well, I'll come with you.
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What're you reading?
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The story on "The Jackson Five."
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That Michael
is one down brother.
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Yeah, I bet he dates
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a different woman every night.
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I bet it'll be fun to have
a sleep over at his house.
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Yeah, then he can
show us all his moves.
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Wow. Look at OJ
with this white girl.
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That's his new wife.
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I bet they live
happily ever after.
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Hey, Shawn, you gonna get
married when you grow up?
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You bet I am.
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I'm gonna find me a girl
with some nice legs
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like Tina Turner.
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And I'm gonna treat her
like a princess.
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Just like Ike does.
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Not only is he a gentleman
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he has a great pimp walk.
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Hey, Marlon,
want to measure ourselves?
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Okay.
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Hey, I'm taller
than you are, big bro.
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- Half of that's your hair.
- So?
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- It still counts.
- Does not.
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- Does too.
- Does not.
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- Does too!
- Does not!
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- 'Does too!'
- 'Does not!'
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- Hey, hey, hey!
- 'Does too!'
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What the hell is all
this ruckus down here?
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My wall. You marked up my wall.
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I had that wall
painted 10 years ago.
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Pops, you promised
to take us camping.
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But this is camping.
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You got dirt.
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A bug.
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Ah-h-h.
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Now, the smell
of the great outdoors.
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Go to bed.
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This is like being outdoors.
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Yeah.
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I swear I smell a skunk.
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[chuckles]
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I'm sorry about that, boys.
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You know I can't eat
ginger snaps
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and buttermilk
at the same time.
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We have some great memories
tied up in this old house.
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I know, kid.
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- I'm gonna really miss it.
- Yeah.
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I actually think pop
should hold on to it, man.
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I think it's gonna be worth
a million dollars one day.
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Shawn, the only way this house
will be worth millions
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is if they knocked it down and
then built a bank on top of it.
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Wait a minute, what are we
getting all worried about?
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I mean, pops is asking
a ridiculous price.
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He's never gonna get that.
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Not unless Dee does a great job
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fixing this place up.
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I got a tip for you.
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Never put a ice cream sandwich
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on a open fuse box.
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If you need me,
I'll be in the kitchen
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putting butter on my burns.
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I got a tip for you.
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Never let Patti Labelle
do your hair.
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I guess this house
gonna be in our family
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for a long, long time,
you know what I'm saying.
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Yip-ti-ti.
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Yip-ti-ti.
Good news, boys.
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I just sold the house
to a nice, unsuspecting
couple.
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♪ Money being made around here ♪
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♪ Bang money being
made around here ♪
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♪ Bang big ol' cars
Range Rover ♪
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♪ Diamonds and rings
if you like that kinda thing
♪
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♪ Money being made around here ♪
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♪ Woo money being made
around here ♪
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♪ Woo money being made.. ♪♪
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I can't believe it.
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Pops just sold our home.
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[instrumental music]
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[instrumental music]
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Money, money, money.
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Money, money, money.
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Money, money, money.
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Pow! Money, money, money.
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He-he.
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Now, hold on a second there.
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You mean to tell me that
somebody actually paid
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a million dollars
for this house?
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Well, not exactly, son.
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But, see, in this world
you have to aim high
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and settle for less. That's
how
I ended up with your mother.
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I wanted Lola Falana.
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Instead I got your
lonely old mama.
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Oh, wait a minute.
So how much did you get for
it?
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One hundred and sixty thousand
of them thangs.
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Word.
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And I'm gonna spend it
on a condominium.
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Wait a minute.
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You're gonna sell our house
to buy some mini condoms?
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Why don't you just use
some of Shawn's, pop.
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You can't do that, man.
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- And why not?
- Because, pop.
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- It means too much to us.
- Yeah, pop.
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And we have a bunch
of memories in this house,
man.
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- Yeah.
- Birthdays, Christmases.
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I even lost my virginity
in this house.
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Yeah, and I watched.
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Oh, come on.
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You just, it's just a house.
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It's no big deal.
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Shawn will let you watch him
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have sex in a new place.
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Yeah, but it won't be the same.
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Look, pop,
you can't sell the house,
man.
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I mean, look,
even though it's old,
rickety
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beat-down and smells
bad,
we still love it.
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Yeah, man, that'll
be like selling grandma.
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Don't give me ideas.
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Besides, pop,
you promised us that
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yous gonna keep
this house in the family.
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And you promised me
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that you would be a lawyer.
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'I gotta go.'
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Mama and I gotta
go look at the
condo
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and get back in time for the
new people to inspect the
place.
255
00:11:17,233 --> 00:11:19,350
Um, hey, hey,
you know what, pops?
256
00:11:19,383 --> 00:11:21,366
You know what, man.
You know what, you're
right.
257
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,150
You're right about me and
Marlon
growin' up and-and movin' on.
258
00:11:25,183 --> 00:11:27,266
Tell you what, you and ma
go ahead and take your
time.
259
00:11:27,300 --> 00:11:29,300
Me and Marlon will show
the new owners the
house.
260
00:11:29,333 --> 00:11:31,183
- Really?
- 'Yeah.'
261
00:11:31,216 --> 00:11:33,330
That's really nice of you,
I really appreciate that.
262
00:11:33,660 --> 00:11:35,383
- Hey, no problem, man.
- Boy.
263
00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:39,100
One more time.
Money, money, money.
264
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,233
Money, money, money.
265
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:42,300
♪ Oh I got me some money now ♪
266
00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:45,500
♪ Now get you some new shoes ♪♪
267
00:11:46,350 --> 00:11:49,330
What are you stupid,
dumb, or me?
268
00:11:49,660 --> 00:11:51,000
Why would you tell him
somethin' like that, stupid?
269
00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:54,150
Hey,calmate, mira,
okay?
Trust me.
270
00:11:54,183 --> 00:11:56,183
I got a plan.
271
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,160
[instrumental music]
272
00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,316
[knock on door]
273
00:12:03,350 --> 00:12:06,233
Shawn! They're here.
274
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,216
How do I look?
275
00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:13,000
Tacky and out of style.
276
00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:16,100
Perfect, brother.
277
00:12:16,133 --> 00:12:17,383
♪ Pop pop sugar pop ♪
278
00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,166
♪ Pop pop pop sugar pop ♪
279
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:21,166
♪ Do the shuffle bro
do the shuffle bro ♪
280
00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,233
♪ Now slide and slide ♪
281
00:12:23,266 --> 00:12:25,166
♪ Crack the back
while you hit the sack ♪
282
00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,350
♪ Crack the back
while you hit the bag ♪
283
00:12:26,383 --> 00:12:28,100
♪ Now spank the monkey ♪
284
00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:30,660
♪ Spank the monkey
and act like a junky ♪♪
285
00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:32,000
[knocking]
286
00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:33,200
Go on, answer the door.
287
00:12:33,233 --> 00:12:35,183
Go answer the door.
288
00:12:36,316 --> 00:12:39,183
See, brother,
you are not coordinating.
289
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:41,366
You're not coordinating,
brother.
290
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,100
Let's coordinate.
291
00:12:45,316 --> 00:12:47,000
- How do you do?
- Hi.
292
00:12:47,330 --> 00:12:48,216
I-I'm Pops Williams, uh
293
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:51,830
the one you talked to on
the phone earlier today, uh.
294
00:12:51,116 --> 00:12:53,500
Sorry I called you collect.
295
00:12:53,830 --> 00:12:55,333
Yes, of course,
I'm Fred and this is Carla.
296
00:12:55,366 --> 00:12:57,133
Hi, Fred, how are you?
297
00:12:57,166 --> 00:13:00,116
Carla, pleasure, madam,
you know what I'm saying.
298
00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:01,316
Let's see, let's see.
299
00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:04,283
You representin',
you representin'..
300
00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:06,233
Marlon!
301
00:13:08,150 --> 00:13:09,133
How do you do?
302
00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:12,000
I'm, uh, Pops Williams, uh.
303
00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:13,300
Cutie pie, brother.
304
00:13:15,266 --> 00:13:18,266
Uh, Marlon, why don't you
escort this fine gentleman
305
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:22,830
into the kitchen and
I'll show her the bedroom.
306
00:13:22,116 --> 00:13:24,333
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
307
00:13:24,366 --> 00:13:28,133
You know, uh, I think
that
we'd prefer to stay
together.
308
00:13:28,166 --> 00:13:30,000
Oh, sugar dumplin'.
309
00:13:30,330 --> 00:13:32,160
You ain't got nothing
to be afraid of.
310
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:35,100
'You perfectly safe with pops.'
311
00:13:35,133 --> 00:13:38,830
[gunshots on recorder]
312
00:13:44,183 --> 00:13:46,350
- What was that?
- Oh, um.
313
00:13:46,383 --> 00:13:49,160
Oh, that was just a
little
drive-by shootin',
see.
314
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,333
That always happens when
the,
uh, kids get out of school.
315
00:13:51,366 --> 00:13:54,830
Yeah, let me show you around,
what we finally call
316
00:13:54,116 --> 00:13:56,200
the house that crack built.
317
00:13:56,233 --> 00:13:58,160
Bam!
318
00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:00,300
Well, that's an, uh..
319
00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:03,660
...interesting chalk outline.
320
00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,200
What happened to his legs?
321
00:14:04,233 --> 00:14:07,660
Oh, uh, well, the
police
took too long to come
322
00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:09,266
so the rats, uh,
chewed away his
feet.
323
00:14:12,830 --> 00:14:13,200
Um, I-I, now..
324
00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:14,333
Look, guys,
I would totally understand
325
00:14:14,366 --> 00:14:16,100
if you don't want
to buy the house.
326
00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:18,133
I don't blame
you,
'cause it's not
safe.
327
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:20,283
Don't-don't be
silly,
of course, we'll
take it.
328
00:14:20,316 --> 00:14:22,216
- What?
- What? I mean. What?
329
00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:26,830
We would've felt bad
if the place was...livable.
330
00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,266
Yeah, you know,
we're gonna just tear it down
331
00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:29,250
and put up a liquor store
anyway so..
332
00:14:29,283 --> 00:14:33,183
The hell you not, Sandy Duncan.
333
00:14:33,216 --> 00:14:36,100
This house is
no longer for
sale
334
00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:38,183
because it's off the market.
335
00:14:38,216 --> 00:14:40,316
No, it isn't, we got a deal.
336
00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:43,500
- 'Who the hell are you?'
- I'm Pop Williams.
337
00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:44,366
Hey, back up off me, brother.
338
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,500
Well, then, who's he?
339
00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:48,160
I'm Pops Williams.
See now..
340
00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:49,250
...now, don't you see
the crazy madness
341
00:14:49,283 --> 00:14:53,250
that we have to deal with,
all up in here.
342
00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,183
I take my belt off
343
00:14:55,216 --> 00:14:57,383
and whoop your ass.
344
00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,250
[indistinctive chatter]
345
00:15:00,283 --> 00:15:02,830
Oh, well, it's a go.
346
00:15:02,116 --> 00:15:04,160
Perhaps, we'll just
come back, later.
347
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,216
Yeah, okay.
348
00:15:07,316 --> 00:15:09,166
What the hell's going on here?
349
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,830
I don't look like
that.
I'm sexy.
350
00:15:12,116 --> 00:15:14,150
Wait, pops.
351
00:15:14,183 --> 00:15:16,200
I don't want you
to sell the house, pops.
352
00:15:16,233 --> 00:15:19,183
It's like our own blood, pop.
353
00:15:19,216 --> 00:15:22,116
It's like family.
354
00:15:22,150 --> 00:15:25,116
Uh, talk to him, stupid.
355
00:15:26,283 --> 00:15:29,150
Pop! Please don't sell
the house, pop.
356
00:15:29,183 --> 00:15:30,366
Please.
357
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,160
I heard you
the first time,
fool.
358
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,133
Why are you doing this?
359
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:35,250
It's nothin' but a house.
360
00:15:35,283 --> 00:15:37,316
No, pop, it's just
a house to you.
361
00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:39,200
To me and Marlon,
it's a home.
362
00:15:39,233 --> 00:15:41,500
Well, if you soft
on the house you can
363
00:15:41,830 --> 00:15:44,266
drive by every day and visit it.
364
00:15:44,300 --> 00:15:46,000
You don't get it.
365
00:15:46,330 --> 00:15:47,216
They're gonna tear
this house down, pop
366
00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:48,300
and put up a liquor store.
367
00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,266
Well, well good.
368
00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:52,133
I don't have to drive
all the way across town
369
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:54,183
to get me a little taste.
370
00:15:54,216 --> 00:15:57,000
Well, I hope,
your little...taste
371
00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:59,133
is worth it.
372
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,266
Let's bounce, Marl.
373
00:16:03,166 --> 00:16:05,200
Now, if you want
this old box of toys
374
00:16:05,233 --> 00:16:07,830
you better come and get it.
375
00:16:07,116 --> 00:16:10,250
Before...first of the month.
376
00:16:14,133 --> 00:16:15,383
Oh, you're here.
377
00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:19,166
I coulda sworn I just saw
you leaving here with Marlon.
378
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:22,366
I don't look
like that. I'm sexy.
379
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,216
Yeah. Whatever.
380
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:27,350
Okay. Mailman gave me
that for you.
381
00:16:27,383 --> 00:16:29,266
Oh, this must be
that film from that camera.
382
00:16:29,300 --> 00:16:30,316
You want to watch it
with me, Dee?
383
00:16:30,350 --> 00:16:32,830
- Your home movie?
- Yeah.
384
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:35,160
I'd rather paint
the porch with my
tongue.
385
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,300
Well, don't worry
about that, the new owners
386
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,366
are gonna tear the place down.
387
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,133
What do you mean, I've been
doing all this work for
nothin'?
388
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:45,160
Well, at least,
I'm getting paid
for it.
389
00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,250
We'll talk after the movie.
390
00:16:52,183 --> 00:16:56,500
And that's Marlon's
eighth birthday.
391
00:16:56,830 --> 00:16:59,500
(John)
'I got him a coconut cake.
His favorite.'
392
00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:02,233
(Dee)
'Aw, look at how cute they
are.'
393
00:17:02,266 --> 00:17:04,160
- 'Yeah.'
- 'Aw.'
394
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,133
(John)
'They're kinda cute.'
395
00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:10,100
'Shawn's been doing this to
Marlon ever since he was
four.'
396
00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:11,166
'He still does it.'
397
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:13,166
'It's become
a Williams' tradition.'
398
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,166
I remember this,
Christmas of 1980.
399
00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,316
I got Marlon the football.
400
00:17:18,350 --> 00:17:22,266
Oh, look, he's doin' his
little touchdown dance.
401
00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:26,000
No, that's his
I gotta pee dance.
402
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:30,183
(John)
'That was Shawn's prom night.'
403
00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:38,116
'Even Marlon had a date.'
404
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:41,383
'I guess,
my Jericho Juice was
dangerous.'
405
00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:44,233
'All that juice flying off
could start a barbeque.'
406
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,500
'Look, I snuck into the prom
to get some shots of the
boy.'
407
00:17:56,830 --> 00:17:58,266
'Look at that
pretty girl he's with.'
408
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:01,266
'That boy was always
a good dancer.'
409
00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:03,183
'He took it after me.'
410
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,266
'That's all he got from me.'
411
00:18:14,233 --> 00:18:17,333
'Marlon had a great time.'
412
00:18:17,366 --> 00:18:20,830
'Aw, Shawn was a little shy.'
413
00:18:20,116 --> 00:18:22,300
'I think it was that haircut.'
414
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:26,100
Not to mention
his girlfriend stood him up.
415
00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:28,133
I know how that feels.
416
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,333
You think you gonna
be dinin' and dancin'
417
00:18:30,366 --> 00:18:33,266
instead, you're sittin'
on top of the washing machine
418
00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:36,500
waiting for the spin cycle.
419
00:18:38,133 --> 00:18:40,830
I don't know about
all that, Dee.
420
00:18:40,116 --> 00:18:42,830
I try to make them understand
that you just don't
421
00:18:42,116 --> 00:18:44,160
get everything you want in life.
422
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:46,366
There're gonna be things
that disappoint you.
423
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,166
But I promised
424
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,316
I would never let him down.
425
00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:52,183
You know, Dee..
426
00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:55,000
I still feel that way.
427
00:18:57,383 --> 00:18:59,266
(John)
'Ah, I love my sons.'
428
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:02,660
'Wouldn't trade 'em
for the world.'
429
00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:05,830
[instrumental music]
430
00:19:07,183 --> 00:19:09,000
You know what, Marlon,
I kinda feel bad
431
00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:10,216
about what we did to pop.
432
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,100
Yeah, I know. That impression
you did was insultin'.
433
00:19:13,133 --> 00:19:16,660
If I was him, I'd whoop you
with
one of 'em snake skin belts.
434
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,830
I ain't talking
about that,
stupid.
435
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:22,100
Or kick you with some
of them tic-tac shoes he got.
436
00:19:22,133 --> 00:19:25,200
Ooh, crazy, Marlon Williams.
437
00:19:25,233 --> 00:19:27,330
I ain't talkin' about that.
438
00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:29,660
I've been thinkin', kid.
439
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,100
Doesn't matter
what happened with the house.
440
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:34,133
Because all our memories
are gonna be in here.
441
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:36,200
Nobody'll be able
to take that away from us.
442
00:19:36,233 --> 00:19:38,150
Yeah, I mean,
I guess you're right.
443
00:19:38,183 --> 00:19:41,333
Wasn't like it was such a
great
house anyway, you know.
444
00:19:41,366 --> 00:19:43,166
You know the old guy
could use the money.
445
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,366
You know, maybe,
go on a second honeymoon.
446
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,500
Yeah, maybe this time
he'll take ma with him.
447
00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:49,300
I know right.
448
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:52,330
[knocking on door]
449
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:54,330
Alright.
450
00:19:55,183 --> 00:19:57,830
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up, pop.
451
00:19:57,116 --> 00:19:58,100
- How you doin'?
- Pretty good.
452
00:19:58,133 --> 00:19:59,300
We were just talkin' about you.
453
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:01,383
I've got something to tell
you
and it can't wait.
454
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,250
You know I was thinking about
what you said about growing up
455
00:20:03,283 --> 00:20:05,116
in the house
and having all those
456
00:20:05,150 --> 00:20:07,000
fond memories of your childhood.
457
00:20:07,330 --> 00:20:11,160
No, pop, pop, pop, we've been
thinking about it too and,
uh..
458
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,283
...we think it's okay
if you sell that house.
459
00:20:13,316 --> 00:20:16,830
- What?
- Yeah, pop, I mean.
460
00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:18,183
I think me and Marl
was being selfish, man.
461
00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:22,100
All that's important is that
you and ma is happy.
462
00:20:22,133 --> 00:20:23,250
And you don't look too happy.
463
00:20:23,283 --> 00:20:26,660
You damn right I'm not happy.
464
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:29,660
I'm feelin' so bad about
feelin'
bad, I blew out the deal.
465
00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:31,316
It cost me an extra $10,000
to get that house back.
466
00:20:31,350 --> 00:20:33,350
- For that piece of--
- History.
467
00:20:33,383 --> 00:20:36,183
History.
468
00:20:36,216 --> 00:20:38,183
Well, that was stupid.
469
00:20:38,216 --> 00:20:40,830
Stupid.
470
00:20:40,116 --> 00:20:42,160
Maybe it was.
Truth be known.
471
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:43,266
I would have missed the place.
472
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:46,000
And I always wanted somethin'
to pass along to my boys.
473
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:49,316
Oh, pop, how sweet
of you to think of me.
474
00:20:49,350 --> 00:20:52,160
Not you,
son.
Shawn.
475
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,133
Oh, pop, thanks, man.
476
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,216
Give it out.
477
00:20:56,250 --> 00:20:58,216
But you know what would
make me feel real good?
478
00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:00,000
- I mean, real happy.
- What?
479
00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:01,133
- What?
- Reliving one of my..
480
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:03,166
...fondest memories
of your childhood.
481
00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,200
- What's that?
- What's that, pops?
482
00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:08,266
- Whippin' your ass.
- What-what're you doing?
483
00:21:10,283 --> 00:21:12,233
(Shawn)
Wait..
484
00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:19,266
♪ Money being made
around here bang ♪
485
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:21,116
♪ Money being
made around here ♪
486
00:21:21,150 --> 00:21:22,383
♪ Bang big ol' cars ♪
487
00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:24,266
♪ Range Rover
diamonds and rings ♪
488
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:26,330
♪ If you like that kinda thing ♪
489
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,830
♪ Money being made
around here whoo ♪
490
00:21:28,116 --> 00:21:30,160
♪ Money being made
around here whoo ♪
491
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:31,200
♪ Pop pop pop sugar pop ♪
492
00:21:31,233 --> 00:21:33,200
♪ Do the shuffle bro
do the shuffle bro ♪
493
00:21:33,233 --> 00:21:35,266
♪ Now slide slide ♪
494
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:37,150
♪ Crack the back
while you hit the sack ♪
495
00:21:37,183 --> 00:21:39,160
♪ Crack the back
while you hit the back ♪
496
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:42,000
♪ Now spank the monkey
spank the monkey ♪♪
497
00:21:42,330 --> 00:21:44,233
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon, say cheese.
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