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[instrumental music]
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What's with the suit?
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You got
a "Men In Black" audition?
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Ha-ha-ha!
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No, actually, I'm wearin'
this for my big job
interview
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today with Campbell Limited.
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Oh, Campbell's?
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Shawn, I love
their alphabet
soup.
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It's my favorite.
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I like spellin'
dirty words with
it.
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It's not that Campbell.
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This place does
high-tech government research.
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- Ew!
- I'm not doing any research.
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I'm just tryin' to get
a job in marketin'.
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Oh, well, if you're
gonna
be doing some
marketin'
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pick me up some more chips
and some soda.
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'Cause I'mma be
runnin'
a little low in a
minute.
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Thank you, baby.
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Yo, man, what's with
all the snacks?
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You got the munchies
or something?
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No, well, you better recognize
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it's "Good Times"
weekend on cable.
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- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
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Oh, my God, why didn't you
tell me that. That's this
week?
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Marlon, that was
our favorite show, man.
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Remember we used to
watch it when we was kids
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remember the mother, she was
real dramatic with no neck?
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O-oh, James.
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[laughs]
Yeah, I love that
show.
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You know...don't forget
the best part of the
show.
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(both)
Thelma's booty.
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Paw!
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[theme song]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy
and we're singin' ♪
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♪ And we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright. Cut and print.'
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'Beautiful, guys. Dynamite.'
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[theme music]
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[instrumental music]
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Ouch!
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Marlon, have you seen Shawn?
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He's upstairs on the 16th floor
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interview at Campbell's
Limited
or something.
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Campbell's! Whoo!
That's my favorite.
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I like to spell dirty words
in their soup.
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Not that Campbell's, pop.
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It's some place that does
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high-tech government research.
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Ooh, that's my boy.
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Always tryin' to get over,
so he can make that paper!
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This is his fourth
interview
this month, huh?
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Yeah, Dee, he gettin'
turned down more than you.
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Hey, but you know what they
say,
if at first you don't succeed
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you gotta try, try, try again.
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Ouch!
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That's what you tell losers
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so they won't kill themselves.
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- What's up, ya'll!
- Hey!
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- 'Hey, yo, guess what, pop?'
- What?
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I got that job.
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- Oh, what?
- Wow!
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I knew it, I knew it.
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It's like I always said, son.
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If at first you don't succeed,
try, try again.
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Oh, man, that's good, man.
You got the job?
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They're gonna pay
you good money?
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- Great money.
- Oh, really?
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Happy for your success, man.
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- Keep doin' that.
- 'Oh, stop.'
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- 'Stop it!'
- Ow!
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Stop! Stop it!
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Keep makin' your money!
Keep makin' your money!
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Congratulations.
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Yeah, Dee, yeah.
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Tell us about
the interview, son.
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Oh, my God, pop, I ripped it.
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I sold myself so well
that they didn't even
have
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to look at my resume.
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- 'Mm!'
- What about the newsstand?
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Oh, I'mma still keep that.
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The only reason
I'm taking this
job
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so I can find out how, like
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the big corporations operate.
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Oh, well, then this
is perfect for you.
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Hey, well,
you know what that means.
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I'mma be runnin' the newsstand.
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- I'll be my own boss.
- Yeah.
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Make my own hours.
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I'mma give myself a raise.
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[laughing]
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And this is the bullpen, Shawn.
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The heart of our operation.
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Ooh, yeah, this is sweet.
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Ooh, two computers!
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Yeah, your desk is over here.
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I guess supplies
hasn't gotten around
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to give me a terminal, yet, huh?
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Everything you
need
is right here.
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Oh, man, there's a lot
of reading.
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But I guess that's why you
guys
hired me over everybody else.
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Slow down, tiger.
You don't have to read
those.
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You're gonna punch holes in 'em.
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Don't get me wrong,
but you know they do
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sell three-hole punched paper.
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I can go to the drug store
and get some--
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Oh, now, don't worry, Williams.
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A week from now,
you'll have a whole
lot
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more important things to do.
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[telephone ringing]
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Hello, Shawn Williams speakin'.
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Hey, Mr. Morton, how's it goin'?
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Oh.
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Yeah, sure, I'll..
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...I'll check for you.
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Yeah, the hot dog
man's standing outside.
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Just the man I'm looking for.
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Williams, I wanted to
personally
give you your first paycheck
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and tell you what a
wonderful
job you're doing.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Nice and sharp.
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Hey, yo, Mr. Morton.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Um, I've been workin' here
for about a week now, and,
uh..
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You know, all I've doin'
is sharpenin' 'em pencils
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and, uh, punchin' holes
in paper.
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Not that there's somethin'
wrong with it.
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You know, my forearms
are gettin' mad buff.
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You know, feel my handshake.
Strong, huh?
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It's just that, you know,
I was hopin' to get
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like a bigger assignment,
you know.
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That's what I like
about you, Shawn.
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Your "Go, get 'em attitude."
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You're gonna go far.
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- 'Hi, son.'
- What's up, pop?
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- What's the deal, Shawn?
- What's the matter, son?
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They cheated you
on your first check?
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No, just the opposite.
They paid me too much.
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Shh, hurry up and cash it
before they catch on.
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You know what,
they didn't overpay
me
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it's just, I
feel
like I didn't
earn it
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because all I've been doin'
is sharpenin' 'em pencils
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and lickin' envelopes.
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Damn!
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Well, a-as your brother
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I'll be more than happy
to a-leave you of this
burden.
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- Ooh!
- Okay.
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All of this
for one week of work?
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You sure envelopes
is all you lickin'?
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Lemme see that.
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Ooh-ooh!
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With money like this
you can get you some
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Ill Na Na from Foxy Brown.
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I don't understand it, pop.
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I've been workin' there a week
and I haven't done anything
yet.
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That's like
the perfect job for me.
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Son, why they givin'
you
all this grunt work?
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Yeah, you're too smart for this.
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Maybe Mr. Morton don't think
I'm smart enough
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to handle any other work.
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Oh! Don't you go
believin' that now.
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'Cause we all know how smart
and responsible you are.
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That's right, and smartness
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and responsiblitiness
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runs in our family.
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And you're gonna prove
yourself to Mr. Morton.
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How?
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I already tried to
get a bigger assignment
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from Mr. Morton
and he peace me out.
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By showin' him
what all bosses love to
see.
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Yeah, Shawn.
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Show him your breasts.
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No, Marlon.
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- Not breasts, initiative.
- That's true.
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Uh-uh. Now, one mornin'
I came early
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and I caught somebody
stealin' toilet paper.
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Baby, I slammed him to the floor
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and knocked him over the head
with my flashlight.
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I got a promotion.
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And I got a concussion.
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Well, nobody told you
to steal no toilet paper.
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But if you had
kept
your mouth shut
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I was gonna give you half of it.
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[indistinct shouting]
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[shouts]
What's the point?
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The point is..
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..if you do something
that is never expected of
you..
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...you will impress him.
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I got it, Mr. Morton's secretary
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got these files on her desk.
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I could take those and cross
reference 'em into the
computer.
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And that way he'll know
I have some other skills.
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- Yeah.
- You got it.
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Go on, baby. Go on, go on.
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Why don't you get up
early Monday mornin' and do
it?
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Why wait till
Monday?
I'mma go do it now.
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Alright. Alright.
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I'm bored, man.
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Why don't you go
xerox your butt?
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That's stupid.
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I did that already.
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As you can see,
it's my good side.
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Ew!
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Here, take these highlighters
and go color your butt in.
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Hmm, thanks, Shawn.
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Shawn..
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Shawn, you might wanna take
a look at this.
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Marlon, I already seen
you color before, you suck.
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You should really take
a look at this here.
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- Tsk!
- Check it out.
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[sighs]
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"After finally hiring
an African-American employee
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"Shawn Williams,
Campbell Limited has met
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"its minimum requirement
of minority workers
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to qualify
for government contract."
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I'm just a token.
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[instrumental music]
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You know what, pop?
It all makes sense to me now.
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All the little stupid
errands,
the sharpenin' the pencils.
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You know,
he would've hired anybody
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as long as he was a brother.
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You should quit
and keep your dignity.
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Well, for once I agree
with your father.
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- It's about time.
- Shut up.
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You're too intelligent,
responsible and strong
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'to go through
that nonsense, baby.'
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I know, grandma, but if I
quit,
all they're gonna do
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is hire another brother,
and still get the contract.
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So what're you gonna do,
swallow your pride
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and make their paper
punchin' holes?
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Who punched a ho?
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Man, people
punchin' hoes
now!
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This violence gotta stop, man.
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Hoes is people too.
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Shawn..
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...the days of us
having to settle
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for what they give us is over.
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Hey, uh,
calm down, Angela
Davis.
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What are you
knittin',
a black Paolo
skirt?
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- Listen, grandma..
- Marlon, this is serious!
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Grandma, I am serious!
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Look, if they're gonna use me,
use 'em back.
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It's a eye for a cockeyed.
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A tooth for a gold tooth. Okay?
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This decision can affect
your character
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for the rest of your life.
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It's not a easy choice to make.
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Yeah, Shawn,
let me tell you somethin'.
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That money, that money is evil.
251
00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,333
And if you spend it,
you're gonna hate yourself.
252
00:11:05,366 --> 00:11:08,500
So give it to me.
253
00:11:08,830 --> 00:11:10,183
Marlon, your brother's goin'
through a difficult situation
254
00:11:10,216 --> 00:11:12,200
and the only thing you can
do
is think of yourself!
255
00:11:12,233 --> 00:11:14,000
You're still gonna lend
me
that 50, right?
256
00:11:14,330 --> 00:11:15,233
Hey!
257
00:11:15,266 --> 00:11:17,300
Get away from my baby!
258
00:11:17,333 --> 00:11:19,316
He don't need you two
hoverin' over his
wallet.
259
00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:21,330
Hey, woman, just let my arm go.
260
00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:23,100
- You don't know me, I'm
crazy!
- Yeah?
261
00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:26,116
All you can do is get
knocked out around here.
262
00:11:26,150 --> 00:11:29,830
What's wrong with you?
You better take your field.
263
00:11:29,116 --> 00:11:31,133
- You better shut up!
- Take this woman off me..
264
00:11:31,166 --> 00:11:33,233
- Knock her.. Knock her out!
- Pop, stop!
265
00:11:33,266 --> 00:11:35,183
You gotta stop, don't give
me a headache, man.
266
00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:36,250
Yo, take that outside, pop.
267
00:11:36,283 --> 00:11:37,366
- Okay, baby.
- Come on.
268
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,216
We'll call you
later
and check on you.
269
00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:41,300
Yeah, you better check
yourself
before you wreck yourself.
270
00:11:46,250 --> 00:11:49,660
Man! Hey, look, man.
271
00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,316
So you sure
you don't wanna go roll with
me?
272
00:11:50,350 --> 00:11:52,100
You know, I got
these two girls
waitin'.
273
00:11:52,133 --> 00:11:54,160
No, kid, I'mma just
chill right here.
274
00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:55,383
I-I got a headache and I
gotta
think about some things.
275
00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,116
I'm just gonna sit back and
watch the "Good Times" marathon.
276
00:11:58,150 --> 00:11:59,266
Oh, you better take that from me
277
00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:01,183
'cause I got
this date with
Sania.
278
00:12:01,216 --> 00:12:03,350
Man, Shawn,
she's lookin' good,
man.
279
00:12:03,383 --> 00:12:04,383
I'm tellin' you.
280
00:12:05,160 --> 00:12:06,250
Saved up enough money..
281
00:12:06,283 --> 00:12:08,366
...now she got
her second implant put in.
282
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:11,266
Paw!
283
00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:14,500
You go knock yourself out.
284
00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:15,150
- Yeah, yeah.
- Have a ball!
285
00:12:15,183 --> 00:12:17,330
And you noticed.
286
00:12:21,250 --> 00:12:24,383
["Good Times" theme on TV]
287
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:28,150
♪ Good Times ♪
288
00:12:28,183 --> 00:12:32,000
♪ Good times ♪
289
00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:33,250
[singing continues]
290
00:12:37,316 --> 00:12:40,116
- Hey, Thelma.
- Hey, Michael.
291
00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:51,183
Look here, Thelma.
292
00:12:51,216 --> 00:12:52,366
You've been
stirrin' that
Kool-Aid
293
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,233
for three hours now, girl.
294
00:12:54,266 --> 00:12:56,330
Hurry up. I'm thirsty.
295
00:12:56,660 --> 00:12:59,160
It'll be ready in a minute,
tall, dark and scrawny.
296
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:00,166
Tall, dark and scrawny?
297
00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,333
Go on, get on out of here,
you old apple punk
298
00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:04,266
baby hair face!
299
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:07,160
Get on. Get on gone.
300
00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:12,316
Hey, you reached here
stirrin' that
Kool-Aid?
301
00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:14,000
It's not my fault, daddy.
302
00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:15,830
You know it takes
a long time for that
303
00:13:15,116 --> 00:13:17,266
free government sugar
to dissolve.
304
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:19,100
- Say, JJ..
- Hey, Michael.
305
00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:22,330
Hey, JJ, you know
that government's sugar
306
00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:24,216
is all a part of the man's
conspiracy to rot our teeth?
307
00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:26,350
So this way,
when it's time for a
revolution
308
00:13:26,383 --> 00:13:29,830
we can't fight,
because our teeth hurt.
309
00:13:30,316 --> 00:13:32,366
Where do you get that
nonsense, boy.
310
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:36,000
Daddy, boy is a white
racist word.
311
00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:40,160
Don't you know
I'll whip your
behind?
312
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:42,316
See, that's a slaves
mentality there.
313
00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:44,830
[knock on door]
314
00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:46,283
- I'll get it. I'll get
it.
- I got it. I got it.
315
00:13:46,316 --> 00:13:48,150
- I got it!
- Junior!
316
00:13:48,183 --> 00:13:50,350
Dad's gettin' the door.
317
00:13:50,383 --> 00:13:53,000
(Pops)
Hold on, I'm comin'.
318
00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,166
Hope you've come here to
fix
that hole in the wall.
319
00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:01,500
Last night a no-neck
monster
with a short afro
320
00:14:01,830 --> 00:14:02,283
was in my bedroom!
321
00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:09,830
James, you knew that was me.
322
00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,330
No, I didn't come
to fix the hole.
323
00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:12,300
I heard the stirrin'
of Kool-Aid.
324
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:14,166
And I figured I'd stop
in for a taste.
325
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,300
How about I give your backside
a taste of my boot?
326
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,333
Hey, I'll fix it right now.
327
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:25,660
James, you have to learn
to control your temper.
328
00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:27,366
Don't tell me
about controllin' my temper!
329
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,316
I just got fired for the
blasted
fifth time this month!
330
00:14:31,350 --> 00:14:32,383
[thuds]
331
00:14:34,283 --> 00:14:37,383
Daddy, I think you got
high blood pressure.
332
00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,330
And you know hypertension
is the number two killer
333
00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:42,500
of all Afro-American men
in America?
334
00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:44,200
What's the number one
killer, Michael?
335
00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:47,166
East coast west coast beef.
336
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,000
Don't worry, daddy,
now that you got your GED
337
00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:51,116
you'll get a better job.
338
00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:52,216
[telephone ringing]
339
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,250
- Oh, I got it.
- Get off the damn..
340
00:14:54,283 --> 00:14:56,333
[grunting]
341
00:14:56,366 --> 00:15:00,830
Oh, get off the damn phone!
342
00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:03,116
Get on out of here,
mole head face!
343
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:09,316
Chello! Casanova
of the ghetto speakin'.
344
00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:14,333
Yes, this is the-the
Evans' residence.
345
00:15:14,366 --> 00:15:17,233
Uh-huh. Michael!
346
00:15:17,266 --> 00:15:18,300
Uh!
347
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:19,333
Uh-huh.
348
00:15:19,366 --> 00:15:21,200
Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh!
349
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:25,000
Dad!
350
00:15:25,330 --> 00:15:26,133
That was the car wash.
351
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:27,333
Mr. Thomas called
352
00:15:27,366 --> 00:15:30,160
and said, you're fired.
353
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:34,200
- Dad!
- Dad!
354
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,283
Wait a minute.
355
00:15:35,316 --> 00:15:37,366
They already fired me
this morning.
356
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,250
They said
they were just makin' sure.
357
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,133
Hi, y'all!
358
00:15:47,333 --> 00:15:49,200
Willona, I told you
about
comin' here like that
359
00:15:49,233 --> 00:15:51,000
I'mma bust a cap in your ass.
360
00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:52,250
I'm sorry, dear,
but I had to come out here
361
00:15:52,283 --> 00:15:54,333
and tell Florida news!
362
00:15:54,366 --> 00:15:56,200
Willona, what is it?
363
00:15:56,233 --> 00:16:00,160
Honey, the supermarket has
finally put pork rinds on
sale.
364
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,183
[all cheering]
365
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,283
- JJ.
- Pork rind.
366
00:16:06,316 --> 00:16:10,183
JJ, I can't believe
I'm ashamed of y'all.
367
00:16:10,216 --> 00:16:12,116
I can't believe
I'm part of this family.
368
00:16:12,150 --> 00:16:15,350
Look at y'all actin' like
simple Negros over some pork.
369
00:16:15,383 --> 00:16:18,500
JJ, do you know
the man is settin' us up?
370
00:16:18,830 --> 00:16:20,350
- How is he settin' us up?
- Yeah, Michael?
371
00:16:20,383 --> 00:16:22,300
Thelma, the man knows pork
372
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:26,330
is high in cholesterol
which causes strokes.
373
00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:28,160
And, daddy, he puts it on sale
374
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:31,000
so that poor
people
can buy.
375
00:16:31,330 --> 00:16:32,216
And, mama, after a few years
376
00:16:32,250 --> 00:16:33,333
when we find your neck
377
00:16:33,366 --> 00:16:35,116
'you're gonna die
of a heart attack'
378
00:16:35,150 --> 00:16:37,250
and the man will turn
the projects into condos
379
00:16:37,283 --> 00:16:40,100
for him and his little pink
children who live here.
380
00:16:41,183 --> 00:16:42,383
Oh, Michael.
381
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,116
Between you and JJ,
your family is bound
382
00:16:45,150 --> 00:16:47,166
to move out of the projects.
383
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,216
I know.
384
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:51,366
Once they accept
the Vincent van Gogh
385
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,200
of the ghetto into art college
386
00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:55,366
and I put that money together
387
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000
with the Chicken Shack check
388
00:16:58,330 --> 00:17:00,166
I'mma get us all
out of the project.
389
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,316
I hope you're right, JJ.
390
00:17:01,350 --> 00:17:03,200
'cause I'm tired
of these roaches.
391
00:17:03,233 --> 00:17:07,330
Oh, don't worry about that,
old gorilla face.
392
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,316
Once I sell this
paintin' right here
393
00:17:08,350 --> 00:17:10,283
there's no way
they could turn me down.
394
00:17:10,316 --> 00:17:14,216
I call this one,
"The Ghetto Olympics."
395
00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:17,233
[telephone ringing]
396
00:17:17,266 --> 00:17:19,200
- Hey, I got it, JJ.
- I got it!
397
00:17:19,233 --> 00:17:21,266
[indistinct shouting]
398
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:23,333
Get off the phone,
get out of here.
399
00:17:23,366 --> 00:17:26,316
Godzilla meets Mothra face!
400
00:17:26,350 --> 00:17:28,350
Get on out of here, girl.
401
00:17:28,383 --> 00:17:32,183
Get on, eh, get out
of here, Michael.
402
00:17:32,216 --> 00:17:36,150
Chello. Casanova
of the ghetto speakin'.
403
00:17:36,183 --> 00:17:41,116
Oh, hey, Mr. White from
the Art Institute and Design.
404
00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:43,830
- Oh!
- Oh!
405
00:17:43,116 --> 00:17:44,216
Shh!
406
00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:45,266
Get on out of here!
407
00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:46,350
Now, just get off! Come on.
408
00:17:46,383 --> 00:17:48,500
Why can't his name
be Mr. Black?
409
00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:49,166
(Shawn)
'Get on out of here!'
410
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:50,316
Why can't his name be Mr. Black?
411
00:17:50,350 --> 00:17:52,283
Why can't his name be Mr. Black?
412
00:17:52,316 --> 00:17:54,250
Yeah. Uh-huh.
413
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:55,350
Uh-huh!
414
00:17:55,383 --> 00:17:57,233
Thank you very much.
415
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:00,333
What's the matter, JJ?
416
00:18:00,366 --> 00:18:02,183
Did the art school
turn you down?
417
00:18:02,216 --> 00:18:04,116
Damn! Damn!
418
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:06,830
[screaming]
Damn!
419
00:18:06,116 --> 00:18:07,316
Damn, ma!
420
00:18:09,233 --> 00:18:11,350
No, I got accepted, Thelma.
421
00:18:13,266 --> 00:18:15,660
What's the matter, JJ?
422
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,133
Yeah, JJ, why are you
sittin' there lookin' like
423
00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:19,316
that deaf kid that fell down
the elevator shaft?
424
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:23,183
Boy, you better hurry up
and tell me what's wrong.
425
00:18:23,216 --> 00:18:26,150
Yeah, JJ, is the man
up to his tricks again?
426
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:32,133
Let me explain somethin' to
you,
my little militant midget.
427
00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:37,133
After the last interview,
they told me that
428
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:39,233
they needed to see my art work.
429
00:18:39,266 --> 00:18:41,660
Now, they call me and tell me
430
00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:45,000
that I'm accepted without even
lookin' at my portfolio.
431
00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:46,366
Well, maybe they heard
how good you were.
432
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,830
(all)
Yeah.
433
00:18:48,116 --> 00:18:50,660
[indistinct chatter]
434
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:51,350
Nah, little sis.
435
00:18:51,383 --> 00:18:53,283
Maybe they heard how black I am.
436
00:18:53,316 --> 00:18:55,500
(all)
Ooh!
437
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:56,200
So what?
438
00:18:56,233 --> 00:18:58,250
What's important
is that you got
in.
439
00:18:58,283 --> 00:19:00,233
I hear they got
a good
cafeteria.
440
00:19:00,266 --> 00:19:02,160
Sorry, buffalo-butt
441
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,350
but I want to be accepted
'cause
of the colors on my canvas
442
00:19:04,383 --> 00:19:06,200
and not the colors of my skin.
443
00:19:06,233 --> 00:19:07,266
Amen!
444
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,100
Preach on, brother.
445
00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:11,500
JJ..
446
00:19:11,830 --> 00:19:13,830
...whatever you decide to do..
447
00:19:13,116 --> 00:19:17,216
...remember,
try to make a
difference.
448
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:20,233
And, Junior, if you decide
to go to that art school
449
00:19:20,266 --> 00:19:23,830
remember, every stroke you paint
450
00:19:23,116 --> 00:19:25,830
is a stroke for freedom.
451
00:19:25,116 --> 00:19:26,316
Speakin' of strokes..
452
00:19:26,350 --> 00:19:28,116
...who wants pork rinds?
453
00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:30,333
Hey! Someone say pork rinds?
454
00:19:30,366 --> 00:19:33,330
[all cheering]
455
00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:34,233
Hey, hey, everybody!
456
00:19:34,266 --> 00:19:36,100
Hey, everybody!
457
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:39,160
It doesn't matter
if I'm black or
white..
458
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:40,100
...I'mma make a difference
459
00:19:40,133 --> 00:19:44,000
'cause I'm King Don Omar!
460
00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:46,233
♪ Ain't we lucky we got 'em ♪
461
00:19:48,233 --> 00:19:53,216
♪ Good times ♪♪
462
00:19:56,216 --> 00:19:58,330
That's it.
463
00:19:58,660 --> 00:20:00,000
That's it. I got it.
464
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:01,150
I'll make a difference.
465
00:20:04,283 --> 00:20:06,300
Get security in here right away.
466
00:20:08,183 --> 00:20:09,300
Mr. Morton, I need
to talk to you.
467
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,383
I'm too busy right now.
468
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,100
Somebody threw out all my papers
469
00:20:12,133 --> 00:20:14,150
and I can't find
any of my documents.
470
00:20:19,830 --> 00:20:20,166
Here they are.
471
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,316
And if you wanna
see
the master list
472
00:20:21,350 --> 00:20:23,500
just hit this key.
473
00:20:23,830 --> 00:20:24,500
You did that, Williams?
474
00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:25,150
Yeah, I did that.
475
00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:26,366
I'm not only good
for punching holes
476
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:28,116
I can punch a keyboard too.
477
00:20:28,150 --> 00:20:29,216
I see that.
478
00:20:29,250 --> 00:20:31,500
Yeah, well, if you
would've looked at my
resume
479
00:20:31,830 --> 00:20:33,000
half as long as you
looked
at the color of my skin
480
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:34,250
you'd have known that.
481
00:20:34,283 --> 00:20:36,250
And just what are you
implying, Mr. Williams?
482
00:20:36,283 --> 00:20:38,166
Hey, cut it out,
look, stop,
alright?
483
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,350
Don't even try.
484
00:20:39,383 --> 00:20:41,316
I know all about the contracts.
485
00:20:41,350 --> 00:20:43,500
You wouldn't even give
a brother a shot
486
00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:44,166
even if he was qualified.
487
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,383
Look, Williams, you shouldn't
488
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,233
have broken into my computer.
489
00:20:47,266 --> 00:20:49,250
You'll be lucky
if I don't press charges.
490
00:20:49,283 --> 00:20:51,350
Learn the rules first, then
you can play with the big
dogs.
491
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,166
I thought
the rules were
supposed
492
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,366
to be fair for everybody.
493
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,116
Alright, so we hired you
494
00:20:56,150 --> 00:20:57,300
to qualify for a contract.
495
00:20:57,333 --> 00:20:59,200
You got an easy thing here.
Why rock the boat?
496
00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:01,200
Because if I don't rock the
boat
nothing's gonna change.
497
00:21:01,233 --> 00:21:04,000
Oh, now, relax, Williams,
we can work this out.
498
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:05,283
No, peace out.
499
00:21:05,316 --> 00:21:07,216
I'm outta here.
500
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,216
I came here for experience,
but not this kind.
501
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:10,333
Well, have it your way.
502
00:21:10,366 --> 00:21:13,300
All I gotta do
is hire somebody else.
503
00:21:13,333 --> 00:21:15,133
You know what drives me crazy?
504
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:18,233
It's that every single week
you guys receive a ton
505
00:21:18,266 --> 00:21:20,383
a ton of resumes
from qualified minorities.
506
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,216
Anyone of those people could do
a good job here for you.
507
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:25,100
You're way out
of line here,
Williams.
508
00:21:25,133 --> 00:21:26,333
Why? Because I'm right?
509
00:21:26,366 --> 00:21:28,133
You don't dictate to me.
510
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:29,350
Now, excuse me,
I gotta hire
somebody
511
00:21:29,383 --> 00:21:32,216
to replace you so I
can
qualify for that
contract.
512
00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,830
You know what,
I knew a little weasel
513
00:21:34,116 --> 00:21:36,133
like you would say
something like that.
514
00:21:36,166 --> 00:21:38,383
And that's why I brought
you Mr. Thomas Cook.
515
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:43,350
Oh, who is this,
your lawyer, Williams?
516
00:21:43,383 --> 00:21:45,830
Huh, you wish!
517
00:21:45,116 --> 00:21:46,150
This is the man you applied to
518
00:21:46,183 --> 00:21:48,333
for the government contract.
519
00:21:48,366 --> 00:21:51,233
So, remember, Mr. Morton..
520
00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:54,333
...learn the rules if you
wanna
play with the big boys.
521
00:21:54,366 --> 00:21:56,166
I'm out, baby.
522
00:22:00,383 --> 00:22:02,333
♪ Keeping your head
in the water ♪
523
00:22:02,366 --> 00:22:05,116
♪ Making a wave when you can ♪
524
00:22:05,150 --> 00:22:07,830
♪ Temporary lay offs ♪
525
00:22:07,116 --> 00:22:08,216
♪ Good times ♪
526
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:10,150
♪ Easy credit rip offs ♪
527
00:22:10,183 --> 00:22:11,316
♪ Good times ♪
528
00:22:11,350 --> 00:22:14,330
♪ Rollin' into.. ♪
529
00:22:14,660 --> 00:22:15,150
♪ Good times ♪
530
00:22:15,183 --> 00:22:17,330
[indistinct]
531
00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:19,330
♪ Good times ♪
532
00:22:19,660 --> 00:22:23,133
♪ Ain't we lucky we got 'em ♪
533
00:22:23,166 --> 00:22:24,300
♪ Good times ♪♪
534
00:22:24,333 --> 00:22:26,316
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon, say"Cheese."
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