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[instrumental music]
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(Shawn)
Damn, Dee.
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You look like a ghetto walrus.
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North pole, fool. North pole.
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- I'm only playin'.
- I'm in no mood for jokes.
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Autumn just started,
and it already snowed.
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On top of that,
I gotta do double duty.
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That Neidermeyer
is driving me crazy.
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He not only has me
patrolling inside
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he got me patrolling
outside as well.
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- That other security guard?
- 'Mm-hmm.'
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Came down with a heart attack.
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Oh, that's what was goin' on.
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'Cause I've seen that brother
rollin' around on the ground.
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Well, I thought he was just
makin' a snow angel.
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Please.
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Um,Signor
mind helpin' me out?
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Give me a hand, man,
I don't pay you
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below minimum wage for nothin'.
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I'm sorry, G, I'm just tryin'
to finish this puzzle.
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Yo, kid, first prize
as a family trip to the
Bahamas.
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I'm telling you, baby. I'mma
gonna win this for the family.
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- It's easy, too.
- Let me see.
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- One problem.
- What?
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- This is wrong.
- What do you mean it's wrong?
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Marlon, the sergeant
general
was not Dr. Dre.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's Dr. Seuss.
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[theme song]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy and we're
singin'
and we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright. Cut and print.'
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'Beautiful, guys.
Dynamite. That is..'
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[upbeat music]
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[instrumental music]
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(Dee)
'Hey, pop.'
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I would do anything
for a hot chocolate.
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Careful what you say, Dee.
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The cold bring out
the loneliness in a man.
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Give me that cocoa, old man.
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Yeah, I'll have
a hot chocolate
too.
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Well, we seem to have ourselves
a little situation here.
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There's only one packet left.
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I'll give you
a buck for that, pop.
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I'll give you a buck 50.
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- Do I hear two?
- Two.
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- Two fifty.
- Do I hear five?
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- Fi--
- Hey.
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I've been shoveling snow
since 6 a.m. this mornin'.
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You better gimme that cocoa,
or I'mma take this
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and turn you into a puddin' pie.
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I'll just have some coffee.
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Good, good. Go, go. Go on.
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Sold to the lady
with the snotsicles.
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Put this on my tab.
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Marlon. Marlon.
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I'm tellin' you, boy,
you put down that stupid answer
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you could forget
about winning the contest.
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I know what I'm doin',
Shawn.
Give me.
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Let's-let's ask somebody
smart,
like pop. He got his GED.
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Pop. Pop.
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- I'm tellin' you.
- I'm tellin you, bro.
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- Ah, you don't know nothin'.
- Ah, phooey.
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- Ask him.
- What's all this ruckus
about?
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Pop, Marlon just needs one
more word, and we could win
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a vacation to Bahamas,
and he's about to blow
it.
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What, Shawn, I'm tellin' you,
I got the right answer.
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Pop, listen. It's a six letter
word beginning with letter H.
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And it's something
that's very expensive.
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That's easy.
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Hooker!
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- Right?
- No, Marlon. Houses.
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- Houses?
- My bad.
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I thought it was hoochie.
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Hoochie?
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What you tryin'
to teach my babies?
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- Hey, oh..
- Hey, oh-oh..
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Hold on, grandma. Relax.
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I'm only entering a contest.
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All it needs is a stamp,
and we are one leg closer
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to that family
dream vacation, baby.
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Mm-hmm. Well I won't
hold my breath.
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I wish you would.
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'Cause you're stinkin' up
my diner.
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It's that funky cologne.
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Well, you bought it for me.
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I know.
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Alright.
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Okay, look, while
y'all two are
fightin'
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I'mma go mail off my entry form.
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Anybody got a stamp?
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I do.
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And I'll mail it for you, baby.
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Come on, Marl.
We got customers out there.
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Thank you, grandma.
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- Hey, I owe you one.
- Oh!
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You're the man,
grandma.
You're the man.
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Now, I know
why you got the
mustache.
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Go.
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You sure got
a nasty place
here.
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What do I gotta do
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to get a hot
chocolate
around here?
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Yeah, I'll have
a hot chocolate too.
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[laughing]
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Well, we seem to have
ourself a little situation.
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There's only one packet left.
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[instrumental music]
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Look it. That's the girl,
Kim, from the third floor.
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That little mami is fine.
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Boy, she is not
interested in
you.
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Every time you approach
her,
she avoids you
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like that little
monkey
from "Outbreak."
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[high-pitched squealing]
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Psst, mami.
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Psst.Mira.
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Que pasa?
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I was wonderin' if maybe, you
know, me and you could go out..
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...sometime,
you know what I mean?
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Well, no need
to wonder any
longer.
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[indistinct]
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Because it'll never happen.
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Did you see that?
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She spoke to me.
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She spoke to me!
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Hi, y'all. Woowie!
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It's cold out there.
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Hey, grandma.
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You gotta be careful, grandma.
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Remember last time
it was this cold
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you forgot to put your teeth
in
and your gums stuck together.
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[both laughing]
Oh, don't worry about me.
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I had to come by,
bring my babies some lunch.
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Aww, that's sweet, grandma.
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But you know, we always
eat
at pop's place.
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I don't want you
to ever eat in there again.
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I saw him in the alley
chasing a cat
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with a shaken
bake bag in his hand.
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Who wants chicken?
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Why y'all lookin'
at me like that?
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Meow!
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[telephone ringing]
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Chello, Casanova
da Ghetto speaking.
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Yeah. This is Marlon Wayans.
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Contest?
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Oh, yeah, the Bahamas contest.
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I, what?
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Get the, huh, outta here!
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I won? I did?
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Oh, I won!
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I won! I won!
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I won! I won! I won!
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I won, I won, I won,
I won, I won, I won.
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Hello.
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Thank you, no, thank you
so much. Thank you.
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I love you. My family loves you.
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Family, say "I love you."
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(all)
I love you.
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Okay. You take it easy.
Alright. Bye.
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Pop. I won, baby!
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- We're goin' to the Bahamas.
- Bahamas?
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[both cheering]
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Oh, man, kid.
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Beautiful women, sunny beaches.
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It's gonna be like the
black "Baywatch" over
there.
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- Do I get to go too?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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The Bahamas have enough fruit
bats flyin' around already.
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Hey, pop. Of course
you can come, grandma.
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- What is going on?
- Dee.
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- 'What?'
- I won, baby.
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I'm goin' to the Bahamas.
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Ooh!
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The Bahamas!
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Those tropical breeze
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and them half naked men.
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- Hey.
- Hey, ho, ho, ho.
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- Hey, what?
- Oh, Dee.
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Cold done turned
you into a freak.
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Oh-oh!
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But you know what?
It's warming me up.
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Yo, Marlon,
winnin' this trip
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is the best thing
to happen to our family
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since pop's got credit
at the 99 cents store.
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Yes, yeah, baby.
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It's about time this family
had some good luck.
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And with your mama gone
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I can use a little R and R.
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- Rest and relaxation?
- No, brother.
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Rum and Roulette.
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[instrumental music]
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Tropical drinks for everybody.
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Where's mine?
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I thought you drink
out the toilet
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like you always do.
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You must have me confused
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with your bald-headed mama.
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Hey, al-alright. Okay, now.
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Both of you gotta stop. Okay?
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Now, we're gonna have fun
on this vacation.
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Look at all these cool places
we could go hang out.
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Ooh. Look at that
shuffleboard!
That's for me.
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If you're lookin' for
me,
I'll be in the
casino.
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Well, I'll be spendin' most
of my time on the nude beaches.
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You know what
I'm talkin' about.
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Nude beaches.
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Well, I guess I won't
be needin' my two-piece
bikini.
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I hope one of those pieces
is a blindfold.
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[sighs]
Hi, guys.
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- Eh, man.
- 'Hey, guys.'
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Marlon Wayans.
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You got the plane ticket?
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Yeah, I got 'em right here.
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But, there's a problem.
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What do you mean?
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There's only two tickets.
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Two tickets?
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They said
it was a family
vacation.
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Yeah, I know. I just
misread the fine print.
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I can only take one
other family member.
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- Okay, son, when do we leave?
- I get the window seat.
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I'll send you two fools
a postcard.
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Marlon, will you please
tell Ike and Tina..
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...that you're takin' me
with you to the Bahamas?
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Oh, no, he's not.
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He takin' his pop
to the soft sands
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where we're gonna
be sippin' pina colonics.
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Wait, wait, come on.
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Now, wait, chill,
everybody, alright?
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Don't worry. I'mma a take care
of this. I'mma work it out.
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Hey, baby, there's
nothing to work
out.
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Remember, I was the one to mail
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the enter-in for
you.
Remember that?
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It was my newspaper,
and he's my brother.
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And I'm the one
who gave him all the answers.
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[shouting]
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[instrumental music]
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[shouting continues]
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You're hurtin' me!
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Get off of me, damn it!
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Heathens!
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Excuse me.
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Marlon, I know I
shouldn't
tell you this, baby.
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But I'm re-doing
my will this
week.
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Oh, don't believe her.
She's dead already!
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Now, who's it gonna be?
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Me?
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The bride of Frankenstein?
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Or the brother
who pulled your pants down
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and showed the whole
playground your ding-a-ling?
250
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,100
Or...the man that lied and said
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that your turtle ran away
252
00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:28,160
when he really
flushed him down the
toilet?
253
00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:31,160
[sobbing]
Pokey, pop.
254
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,150
He did it himself, son.
255
00:10:32,183 --> 00:10:34,100
It was a clear case of suicide.
256
00:10:36,150 --> 00:10:38,183
How could you
do somethin' like that?
257
00:10:38,216 --> 00:10:41,330
- You ugly, old sleaze-stack!
- Sleaze-stack?
258
00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:43,660
Somebody get me a stick so I
can
drive it through her heart.
259
00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:45,283
Hey, hey, come on!
Now, stop!
260
00:10:45,316 --> 00:10:48,160
I can't take all
this pressure, alright?
261
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,000
Now, y'all chill.
262
00:10:50,330 --> 00:10:52,250
Alright? I got two days
before this plane leaves.
263
00:10:52,283 --> 00:10:54,133
I got till then
to make up my mind.
264
00:10:54,166 --> 00:10:56,283
That's right.
Let's leave the boy alone.
265
00:10:56,316 --> 00:10:58,183
Hey, the boy's a
genius.
He needs his time.
266
00:10:58,216 --> 00:10:59,283
- I'll wait.
- Alright?
267
00:10:59,316 --> 00:11:01,216
(Pops)
People crazy around here.
268
00:11:04,383 --> 00:11:07,100
Mm-mm-mm.
269
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,500
Look at here, Marlon.
270
00:11:09,830 --> 00:11:11,150
A $100 bill
I found on the floor.
271
00:11:11,183 --> 00:11:13,366
You must've dropped it
when you came in.
272
00:11:18,316 --> 00:11:20,216
Hey, thank you.
Thank you, pop.
273
00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:22,830
Hey, you got
somethin' in your eye.
274
00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:26,330
I see what this is.
275
00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:27,830
Hmm. Oh, yeah.
276
00:11:27,116 --> 00:11:28,283
And you better watch out.
277
00:11:28,316 --> 00:11:30,830
'Cause three of us
can play that game.
278
00:11:30,116 --> 00:11:31,333
Oh, it's on, now!
279
00:11:31,366 --> 00:11:34,166
You know, I could make
up
my mind a lot faster
280
00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:37,100
if I had
a...nice,
brand new watch.
281
00:11:37,133 --> 00:11:40,383
You know, I'm always willin'
to help a brother out.
282
00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,316
I can't seem
to find my credit
card.
283
00:11:43,350 --> 00:11:45,233
You know what?
284
00:11:45,266 --> 00:11:49,216
Now, mine was gold. Thank you.
I'll take these too.
285
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,500
You know, I sure wish
I had a nice pair
286
00:11:51,830 --> 00:11:53,133
of patent leather shoes.
287
00:12:00,660 --> 00:12:01,116
Not those.
288
00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:04,330
Like you stole those
from the Commodores.
289
00:12:04,660 --> 00:12:05,383
♪ Hello ♪
290
00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,283
♪ Is it these
you're lookin' for? ♪♪
291
00:12:08,316 --> 00:12:10,330
[instrumental music]
292
00:12:11,383 --> 00:12:13,350
Marlon! My little brother!
293
00:12:13,383 --> 00:12:15,216
Just in time.
294
00:12:18,383 --> 00:12:20,250
What's with the
Shaka-Zulu chair. What's..
295
00:12:20,283 --> 00:12:23,830
Well, my little warrior,
I figured since you've been
296
00:12:23,116 --> 00:12:26,366
workin' so hard lately,
it's time for you to relax,
man.
297
00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:31,830
This ain't got nothin' to do
with 'em tickets, now, would
it?
298
00:12:31,116 --> 00:12:33,233
Tickets? What tickets?
299
00:12:33,266 --> 00:12:35,300
Oh, you mean
those tickets,
man?
300
00:12:35,333 --> 00:12:38,166
Psst, I forgot
all about 'em
tickets.
301
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:40,266
Son, I thought you might
wanna look at the television
302
00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,266
while you're workin',
knowin' how you like
303
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:45,116
"Josie and the Pussycats."
304
00:12:45,150 --> 00:12:48,333
Ah! You know, the one with
the tambourine got a fat
booty.
305
00:12:48,366 --> 00:12:50,250
Yeah, look at the tail on Josie.
306
00:12:50,283 --> 00:12:53,116
See, you can't draw
a better booty than that.
307
00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:55,333
- Thanks, pop.
- No sweat.
308
00:12:55,366 --> 00:12:59,266
The father and son bond
is the strongest bond there
is.
309
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:02,333
After all, I'm the one that
taught you how to ride a bike.
310
00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:04,266
You didn't teach him
how to ride no bike.
311
00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:08,830
- The mailman did.
- The mailman?
312
00:13:08,116 --> 00:13:10,250
Well, I'm the one who taught
him
how to throw a knuckleball.
313
00:13:10,283 --> 00:13:14,160
No, you didn't.
The mailman taught me that too.
314
00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:17,160
What the hell was the mailman
doin' at my house?
315
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:18,350
We have a post office box.
316
00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:20,366
Oh, my Lord!
317
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:25,160
Look at these two barracudas
trying to play my grandson.
318
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,300
He knows better than that.
319
00:13:26,333 --> 00:13:29,250
Here you go, baby.
Now tell grandma where it
hurt.
320
00:13:29,283 --> 00:13:30,333
- Umm..
- Hurt over here?
321
00:13:30,366 --> 00:13:32,150
- Right there, granny.
- Okay.
322
00:13:32,183 --> 00:13:34,150
Oh-oh, God!
323
00:13:34,183 --> 00:13:37,333
Ah, that feels so good, grandma.
324
00:13:37,366 --> 00:13:39,200
Ah!
325
00:13:39,233 --> 00:13:41,333
[instrumental music]
326
00:13:41,366 --> 00:13:42,366
Aw, ow-oh.
327
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,233
Take the shoes off, first.
328
00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:49,283
Get the bunion, Shawn.
Get the bunion.
329
00:13:49,316 --> 00:13:52,250
[instrumental music]
330
00:14:09,333 --> 00:14:12,000
[music continues]
331
00:14:29,333 --> 00:14:32,660
[music continues]
332
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:52,200
[music continues]
333
00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:02,133
[music continues]
334
00:15:19,333 --> 00:15:22,150
[music continues]
335
00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:39,100
[music continues]
336
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:07,160
[music continues]
337
00:16:19,283 --> 00:16:22,116
[screaming]
338
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,830
[screaming]
339
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:33,233
[screaming continues]
340
00:16:45,266 --> 00:16:48,000
[both screaming]
341
00:16:49,266 --> 00:16:51,150
[panting]
Dee?
342
00:16:51,183 --> 00:16:52,216
Dee, is that you?
343
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,200
Marlon?
344
00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:58,116
Girl...I thought you was that
little man with the whip.
345
00:16:59,383 --> 00:17:02,350
You had that dream too?
346
00:17:02,383 --> 00:17:04,366
Hell, no, you freak!
347
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,300
Oh, what are you doing here?
348
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:09,383
Girl, my family
is drivin' me up a wall.
349
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,830
Man!
350
00:17:11,116 --> 00:17:12,266
You know, uh,
at first it was cool.
351
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:14,200
You know, gettin'
all these gifts
352
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:15,283
and all this attention.
353
00:17:15,316 --> 00:17:16,383
Well, I don't envy you
354
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:18,283
'cause whoever you pick
355
00:17:18,316 --> 00:17:20,266
the others are
gonna
end up hatin' you.
356
00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:22,200
Well, if you were me
357
00:17:22,233 --> 00:17:23,366
I mean, of course, you
couldn't
have all that, but..
358
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,160
Yeah.
359
00:17:26,150 --> 00:17:27,350
...who would you pick?
360
00:17:27,383 --> 00:17:31,330
I don't know.
It's a tough
decision.
361
00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:32,166
It's between..
362
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,500
...Wesley or Denzel.
363
00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:36,660
Ah! Ha ha ha.
364
00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,333
Come on, Dee. Be serious.
365
00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:40,330
You know, Wesley and Denzel
ain't takin' you nowhere.
366
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,116
No. I'm only jokin'.
367
00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:45,330
I don't know, I just thought
by gettin' these tickets
368
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:47,250
you know, it was gonna be great
for my family.
369
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,333
Instead it's tearin'
us all apart.
370
00:17:49,366 --> 00:17:51,000
- Hmm.
- Gosh.
371
00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:54,316
Same thing happened
with my Uncle Cephas.
372
00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:57,283
Mm-hmm, yeah, you know.
373
00:17:57,316 --> 00:18:01,116
He won the lotto. Using all
our birthdays for the numbers.
374
00:18:01,150 --> 00:18:02,333
- Rah-rah-rah.
- Yeah.
375
00:18:02,366 --> 00:18:05,383
So, everybody thought
they had a claim.
376
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,160
Honey, the thought
of gettin' all that money
377
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:11,500
turned us into animals.
378
00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:12,233
That $58
379
00:18:12,266 --> 00:18:14,333
tore our family apart.
380
00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,233
- Fifty-eight dollars?
- Yeah.
381
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:22,300
Negro, your family
split up for $58?
382
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:24,216
Yeah, now, now,
that's the point.
383
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:26,133
Don't let it
happen to your
family.
384
00:18:26,166 --> 00:18:30,133
You know, 'cause that
vacation
is for one week..
385
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:32,333
...but your family is forever.
386
00:18:32,366 --> 00:18:34,500
Mm-hmm.
387
00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:35,266
Fifty-eight dollars, Dee?
388
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,166
- Oh, don't let me tell you--
- I understand if it was
sixty.
389
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,830
Now, baby, don't
let me tell you.
390
00:18:39,116 --> 00:18:42,330
Shawn, tell that
old man to stop breathin'.
391
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,216
He's gettin' on my nerves.
392
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:47,830
Shawn, would you please
tell that old blood sucker
393
00:18:47,116 --> 00:18:49,166
the sun is comin' out?
394
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,283
Grandma..
395
00:18:50,316 --> 00:18:53,160
...will you explain
to polyester king
396
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,250
that I'm not talkin' to him
397
00:18:54,283 --> 00:18:57,200
so I can't tell you
what he just told me?
398
00:18:57,233 --> 00:18:59,160
Marlon, where have you been?
399
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,233
- Kid, we was worried about
you.
- Alright.
400
00:19:00,266 --> 00:19:02,150
- Is everything alright,
son?
- Yeah, pop, I'm fine.
401
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:04,216
He's probably just tryin'
to get away from you.
402
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:06,830
Get away from me?
403
00:19:06,116 --> 00:19:08,000
We're about to spend a whole
weekend at the Bahamas together.
404
00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:09,316
Come on, kid, we leave
tomorrow.
Let's get outta here.
405
00:19:09,350 --> 00:19:12,160
- Look, who you gonna choose?
- Hey, would y'all just stop?
406
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,316
Damn, chill.
407
00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:15,150
Look at y'all.
408
00:19:15,183 --> 00:19:17,250
These tickets got y'all
fightin'
and acting crazy.
409
00:19:17,283 --> 00:19:19,350
It got you arguin'.
410
00:19:19,383 --> 00:19:22,283
Turn father against son.
411
00:19:22,316 --> 00:19:25,000
Grandson against grandmother.
412
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,283
- Man against beast.
- Hey, hey, hey.
413
00:19:29,316 --> 00:19:31,100
Hey, stop, stop.
Come on, grandma, see?
414
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:34,160
You see?
That's exactly what I mean.
415
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,300
Look at y'all.
416
00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:36,333
Nothing's worth
all this fightin'
417
00:19:36,366 --> 00:19:38,266
and backstabbin'
and misery, man.
418
00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:43,830
'Think about it.
We family, y'all.'
419
00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:44,150
And to be real with y'all,
none of us
420
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,166
deserve these damn tickets.
421
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,100
Not even myself.
422
00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:51,250
'Cause the whole time y'all
fightin' and kissin' up to
me..
423
00:19:52,333 --> 00:19:54,366
...I'm busy lettin' y'all do it.
424
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,133
Just as greedy
as any of y'all.
425
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:01,233
Marlon's right.
426
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:04,200
We've been behavin'
like the Jacksons.
427
00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,830
You're damn right, Tito.
428
00:20:11,283 --> 00:20:14,283
Baby, we're sorry.
We're not acting like
ourselves.
429
00:20:14,316 --> 00:20:17,316
I hope you can forgive
me.
All of us.
430
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:20,500
It's okay, La Toya.
431
00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:21,116
I don't know
what y'all talkin' about.
432
00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:22,316
I meant everything I said.
433
00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:24,366
Come on, son, we can get
to the airport if we hurry.
434
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,660
(together)
Joe!
435
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,283
Don't make me
take off my belt.
436
00:20:32,350 --> 00:20:35,283
Okay. Okay.
437
00:20:35,316 --> 00:20:37,660
I was wrong.
438
00:20:38,150 --> 00:20:40,000
Mm, that's good.
439
00:20:40,330 --> 00:20:41,116
And you know what?
440
00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:43,266
I still got that
100 bucks pop gave us.
441
00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:45,250
Check it out. Why don't
we go get some dinner, huh?
442
00:20:45,283 --> 00:20:46,333
A hundred dollars?
443
00:20:46,366 --> 00:20:48,116
So we went from
flyin'
to the Bahamas
444
00:20:48,150 --> 00:20:50,350
to runnin' for the border?
445
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:52,316
What you do
with those tickets
anyway?
446
00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:55,160
Told you, I gave 'em
to the person I thought
447
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,266
deserved them the most.
448
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,500
- Dee.
- Dee!
449
00:20:59,830 --> 00:21:01,283
- Listen , Marlon, hey.
- She's not even in the
family.
450
00:21:01,316 --> 00:21:03,300
Yo, how could
you do that to
us?
451
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:05,166
Dee?
452
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:08,330
I wonder who Dee's takin'.
453
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:09,283
[instrumental music]
454
00:21:11,283 --> 00:21:14,660
- Where are you goin'?
- Hey!
455
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:17,333
Get that old bat
before she fly
away.
456
00:21:17,366 --> 00:21:19,830
She flew away.
457
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:22,350
So who you're gonna choose, Dee?
458
00:21:22,383 --> 00:21:24,266
Who ever deserves it.
459
00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:26,266
So keep rubbin'.
460
00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:27,366
- Shawn.
- 'Huh?'
461
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,116
Pop my toes.
462
00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:33,000
Ow. Ha ha ha.
463
00:21:35,383 --> 00:21:37,200
[instrumental music]
464
00:21:53,383 --> 00:21:55,366
[music continues]
465
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:08,830
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon, say"Cheese."
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