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[cat yowling]
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Uh, stupid cat!
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Man, that dumb cat
at it again?
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(Marlon)
'Yeah.'
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Eh, I didn't get
any tonight,
either.
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You don't see me cryin'?
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[yowling continues]
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- Shut up!
- Go away.
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Again. Aim to the left.
Aim to the left.
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Shut up!
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- To the left!
- Alright, alright,
alright.
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Shut up!
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[yowling continues]
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I got him! I got him!
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I got him! I got him!
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Was that my boot?
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I'm goin'.
I'm goin'.
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[theme song]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy and we're
singin'
and we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright. cut and print.'
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'Beautiful, guys.
Dynamite. That is..'
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[hip hop music]
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♪ Relax yourself girl
please settle down ♪
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♪ Relax yourself girl
please settle down ♪
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♪ Relax yourself girl
please settle down ♪
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♪ Relax yourself girl
please settle down ♪
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♪ Relax yourself girl
please settle down ♪
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♪ Relax yourself girl
please settle down ♪
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♪ Relax yourself girl
please settle down ♪
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♪ Relax yourself girl.. ♪♪
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[hip hop music]
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Step aside, sunny boy,
'cause today is my lucky day.
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What?
Negro, please.
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You know she wants me.
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I'm the cute one.
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- How do I look?
- Oh, you straight.
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- You fly, man.
- You sure?
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- Oh, man. You cute.
- Alright.
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(Shawn)
'Get that sly devil.'
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I'd like a copy
of "Forbes,"
please.
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Oh! Hey, how you doin',
Miss Wall Street?
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You know, from where
I'm standin'..
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...your stocks look like
they way up..
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...and mine
is on the rise.
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Well, first off,
wipe your mouth.
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And secondly,
keep it
closed.
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- My turn.
- Hey!
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Uh, thank you, girl.
Ha ha.
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It's been a pleasure
to serve you.
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Oh, thanks, Shawn.
You always brighten my
day.
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And I'm here to freakin' up
your nights.
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Exactly what's in
this non-dairy
creamer?
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Well, you got your, uh,
"sodium caseinates"
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and your "mono didisorides."
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And your "dispotasinitum
prostate."
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Oh, and, oh, shoot, girl,
just come on in here
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and get some milk.
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[ball bouncing]
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Hey, watch it!
This is hot
coffee.
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- Don't worry, I'm fine.
- I'm talkin' about me.
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I just had this uniform cleaned.
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If you wanna keep that tongue
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you better put it back
in your mouth.
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Hey, hey, eh, eh, baby bird.
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You shouldn't be
dribblin' that
ball.
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- You should pass it. Over
here!
- Let's see what you got.
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Come on, come on.
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Marlon! Hey!
Hey! Marlon!
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Hey!
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Cut it out!
Marlon, we got work to do!
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Watch this no-look pass.
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Now you see
what you did, stupid?
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I guess I should've
looked, huh?
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Clean up this mess, now!
Right now.
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Alright, alright.
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Come on!
Pass, over here!
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Whoo!
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What did I say? Stop.
Yo, hey, hey!
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No ball playin' in the lobby.
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- Oh, man!
- Oh, man!
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You wanna dribble the ball,
then you gotta take it
outside.
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Chill, old
man.
I'm goin'.
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I got your old man for you.
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Can you believe that?
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Danny Partridge called
me a old man.
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That's 'cause
you got that old..
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...granddaddy hair
comin' out your ears.
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What hair?
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[car horn blaring]
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The kid!
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[tires screeching]
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What happened, kid?
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Hit and run, man.
He's out cold. Call
911.
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Okay. No problem.
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- What's the number?
- 911!
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I got you!
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Hurry up!
He don't have a pulse.
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911?
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Get over here now!
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They're on their way!
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You didn't give them
our address, dummy.
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Oh, yeah!
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I got a pulse!
I got a pulse!
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Hey, Shawn,
what's the address here?
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Forget it. I'll call.
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The kid's okay.
I got him breathin'.
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You just sit by him
and cover him up.
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Alright, cool.
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Come on.
Come on, man. Wake up.
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I'll give you some candy.
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- Marlon, what's goin' on
here?
- He got hit by a car, pop.
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Oh, is he breathin'?
Okay, stand back y'all.
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'Stand back.
Give him some air.'
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Where's my ball?
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He's alive.
Oh, Lord, my baby's alive.
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Josh! Josh!
W-what happened?
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It was a hit-and-run, ma'am.
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But I think
he's gonna be okay.
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Josh, honey?
Honey, are you
alright?
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I think so.
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He saved my life.
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Oh, no, I didn't.
I really didn't do anything--
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Oh-h...don't be modest.
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Oh, I'm not.
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I heard the car honk
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then, when I woke up,
there was Marlon.
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Well, thank
God,
you were here.
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- I..
- Good work, son.
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This is my boy, here.
This is my boy, right here.
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Yeah, we better get him
to a doctor.
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I-i-it's okay.
Shawn's callin' 911.
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Josh, honey, you were supposed
to stay in the lobby.
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Now what made you go
outside in the
street?
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That big jerk made me
go outside!
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'It's all his fault!'
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(all)
'Oh, Shawn!'
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Oh, you heard me right,
Martha, it was Marlon.
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Yeah, the skinny goofy one.
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Well, I heard he ran
out in traffic
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to save the child.
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Well, of course,
I would've done it
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but I was in the diner.
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No, food is not
more important to me
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than saving someone's life.
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Why don't you
run into traffic
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and I'll prove it?
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Hey, hey, I heard about
what happened with the
kid.
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Oh, yeah, it was
a pretty close call.
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Now, are you the
brother
who saved him?
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Or the one who threw
him
out of the building?
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Uh, hey, it didn't quite
happen like that, see--
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Threw him out, huh?
Way to go!
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(female #1)
Marlon Williams!
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I just heard about you
saving that child's life.
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Boy, you may amount to
something yet.
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Really, big
chops,
it wasn't me.
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Tell your momma, hi!
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I guess now I can
stop calling her
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"That poor woman."
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[laughing]
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Yo, man,
can you believe
that?
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Even Mrs. Butterworth
thinks you're a hero.
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Did you hear about that guy
that saved that little boy?
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- Yeah, he's right over
there.
- Oh..
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Hi, is it true you
jumped over two cabs
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just to pull that
kid
out of the
street?
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- Eh, well, you know--
- 'No, no, no, no.'
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He's not the one.
Marlon's the hero.
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No, y'all got it
all wrong, see--
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The way I heard it,
you crawled under a bus.
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The doctors pronounced
the boy dead
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till he breathed life
back into him.
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Ooh, they are calling it..
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...a miracle.
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For the last time..
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- I am not a hero, okay.
- Aww.
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Hi, Shawn, I understand we have
a hero in the building.
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- Yeah, well..
- Ahem, that would be me.
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- You're the hero?
- Thanks for backing me up,
bro.
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- Appreciate it.
- Well, what a surprise!
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- Nice going.
- Alright.
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Hey, well, you call me
a little later
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for some mouth-to-mouth.
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Did you see that, Shawn?
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Did you see that?
She talked to me.
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Who knew all I had to
do
was save a little kid's
life.
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I mean, not that I
saved
his life or anything.
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- You did that!
- Yeah.
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It don't matter,
as long as the kid is safe
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that's all that's important.
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- I'm goin' to lunch.
- Alright.
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Hey, Marlon, come on and get
your hero's lunch.
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A lot of people in here
wanna shake your hand.
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I can't, pop. It's Shawn's
lunch time right now.
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Oh, no, it's not.
Shawn, get back to work.
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Hey..
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Hey, yo, man,
Pop's just trippin',
look
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if you're hungry,
you go ahead and
eat.
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I'll just stay here
and watch the
restaurant.
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Marlon, come on,
you got fans waiting.
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Hey, hey, Sylvia.
You free for lunch?
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- As a matter of fact, I am.
- Bring it.
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Good Lord,
everybody is
talkin'
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about that
baby brother of
yours.
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People are saying that
he jumped in front of that
car
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to shield the child.
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Ha, ha, ha.
Yeah.
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Well...people are sayin'
a lot of things, Dee.
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But the truth is,
Marlon, helped
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but I was the one
that saved that little boy.
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Oh, Shawn.
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Trying to steal the
limelight
from your baby brother
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you should be ashamed.
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I lied, Dee. I was the one
that saved that little boy.
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Jealousy can be so ugly.
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Isn't it enough
that you have the
beauty
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the brains,
and the cute little
butt?
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Let the boy have his
day
in the sun.
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You know what? Forget it!
I'm sorry, I even brought it
up.
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When I think about what could
have happened to that child
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I should have been here.
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I am never leaving
this security desk again.
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Dee? Would you come on?
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We're about to cut
Marlon's cake.
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Oh...watch the lobby for me
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I'll be right back.
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[music continues]
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(Marlon)So I knew I had toact fast, right?
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I was moving...
without
thinking.
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I was fuelled by only
adrenaline and instinct.
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Plus a butterfinger.
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And, then, then I see
him lying on the
ground
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and I grab him by his
little freckled face
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and I held him close to me
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and he opened his eyes
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and he pouted
his little dry
lips.
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Then he said, with his
little
funky breath, he said..
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"You saved me."
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Oh..
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"You..
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...saved me."
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Okay, maybe he only
said that one time.
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- God bless your heart.
- 'Mm, yeah.'
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Oh, that is so touching.
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Hey, baby,
I'm glad I touched
you.
248
00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:17,300
- Now it's your turn.
-Ooh.
249
00:10:17,333 --> 00:10:19,150
Okay, everybody,
I'm sorry to interrupt
250
00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:21,250
but it's time for Superman to
get back to the "Daily
Planet."
251
00:10:21,283 --> 00:10:23,660
- Oh!
- Oh, come on.
252
00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,350
If you wanna hear the rest,
meet me at the newsstand.
253
00:10:24,383 --> 00:10:26,250
- Oh!
- Oh.
254
00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:36,150
You know, Shawn..
255
00:10:36,183 --> 00:10:38,216
...I never knew
Marlon had it in him.
256
00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:41,133
Oh, yeah.
He's, um, full of
it.
257
00:10:41,166 --> 00:10:43,233
I'm beginning to believe
the boy's got potential.
258
00:10:43,266 --> 00:10:46,316
He's growin' up.
Showin' what he's made of.
259
00:10:46,350 --> 00:10:48,116
- I'm really proud of him.
- Oh.
260
00:10:48,150 --> 00:10:50,233
Yeah, he's...
somethin',
alright.
261
00:10:50,266 --> 00:10:52,266
Somethin'? He's a hero.
262
00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:54,350
I never doubted one day
263
00:10:54,383 --> 00:10:57,183
that he would
do somethin' special.
264
00:10:57,216 --> 00:11:00,500
- Pops, I saved that kid.
- I knew it!
265
00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:04,160
It just so happens
that Marlon was
there
266
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:05,216
when the kid came to.
267
00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:08,000
You've been standin' by and
lettin' him get all the glory?
268
00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:09,183
It don't matter.
It's no big deal.
269
00:11:09,216 --> 00:11:11,350
Let him have his
little 15 minutes of
fame.
270
00:11:11,383 --> 00:11:14,500
Even though it's more
like
two hours already.
271
00:11:14,830 --> 00:11:15,166
Yeah, you're right, Shawn.
272
00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,283
All of this will
blow over in no time.
273
00:11:17,316 --> 00:11:19,366
- I mean, really, no big
deal.
- 'Yeah.'
274
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,133
Pop, Shawn!
Come quick!
275
00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:22,300
They're putting me on TV, yo.
276
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:25,330
Wow, I guess it's bigger
than we thought it was.
277
00:11:26,316 --> 00:11:28,660
Mr. Williams, Mr. Williams..
278
00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:31,160
Oh, snap! You're the
dude
from Channel 10 News.
279
00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,660
Wassup, man?
280
00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:34,333
Ha, what's up?
How you been?
281
00:11:34,366 --> 00:11:36,100
Uh, oh, so, how long
282
00:11:36,133 --> 00:11:38,366
have you been
proficient at CPR?
283
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,200
Uh, I'm not an accountant.
284
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:41,316
[all laughing]
285
00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:44,250
- He is such a cut up.
- Yeah.
286
00:11:44,283 --> 00:11:46,330
Wassup, Juanita?
287
00:11:46,660 --> 00:11:47,333
So tell us,
Mr. Williams.
288
00:11:47,366 --> 00:11:50,660
What do ya do when you're not
saving lives?
289
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:51,250
Oh, well, it takes
me
a long time
290
00:11:51,283 --> 00:11:53,183
to get my hair like this.
291
00:11:53,216 --> 00:11:55,116
Uh, you are aware,
Mr. Williams
292
00:11:55,150 --> 00:11:57,150
that the mayor
is going to honor you
293
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,250
with a key to the city?
294
00:11:58,283 --> 00:12:01,116
- No.
-Word?
295
00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:03,160
Hey, while the
mayor's
givin' stuff away
296
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:05,330
why don't he give me the
key
to the Chase Manhattan?
297
00:12:05,660 --> 00:12:06,200
[all laughing]
298
00:12:06,233 --> 00:12:07,333
(Pops)
Marlon, Marlon.
299
00:12:07,366 --> 00:12:09,150
Look who's here,
look who's here!
300
00:12:09,183 --> 00:12:10,216
Hey, hey,
I want y'all to give
it up
301
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:11,316
for my brother, Shawn.
302
00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:13,116
If it wasn't for
this man right here
303
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:15,330
none of this
would be happenin'.
304
00:12:15,660 --> 00:12:16,316
May I ask you
a few questions, Shawn?
305
00:12:16,350 --> 00:12:18,283
- Sure.
- Aw, yeah, man. Sure.
306
00:12:18,316 --> 00:12:20,150
- Go ahead.
- Tell us.
307
00:12:20,183 --> 00:12:21,383
How does it feel
to be responsible
308
00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:23,133
for sending a poor
defenseless child
309
00:12:23,166 --> 00:12:25,500
out on the street
to be hit by a car?
310
00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:27,350
- Yeah, how does it feel?
- What? Hey, yo.
311
00:12:27,383 --> 00:12:31,500
I know I'm supposed to be
an unbiased reporter.
312
00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:33,660
But it's people like him
that make me sick.
313
00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,383
- 'Yeah.'
- And now, back to you,
Sheila.
314
00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:38,266
All this time I thought
you were the nice one.
315
00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,333
- Oh, well, you know I'm bad.
- Shawn!
316
00:12:40,366 --> 00:12:42,150
Hey, hold on. Hey, Shawn!
317
00:12:42,183 --> 00:12:45,133
Shawn!
Shawn, wait up, man!
318
00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:46,233
Hey, Pops,
should I go after
him?
319
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,500
- Yes!
- Over here, Marlon.
320
00:12:48,830 --> 00:12:50,183
Okay, right after
these pictures.
Profile.
321
00:12:50,216 --> 00:12:51,266
Big hero pic.
322
00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:53,283
[instrumental music]
323
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:58,133
(Marlon)
Ah, so here you
are.
324
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:00,316
Look, kid
325
00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:02,133
I thought you'd
be
feelin' a little
down
326
00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:05,000
so...I bought you
something
to cheer you up.
327
00:13:06,350 --> 00:13:09,830
Marlon, this is
a picture of you.
328
00:13:09,116 --> 00:13:10,333
Yeah.
Go ahead, read
it.
329
00:13:10,366 --> 00:13:13,216
I autographed and
everything.
Read it.
330
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:14,316
"To Shawn.
331
00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:17,500
"You are the wind
beneath my wings.
332
00:13:18,150 --> 00:13:19,383
Your hero, Marlon."
333
00:13:21,283 --> 00:13:23,000
Hey, what're you doin', man?
334
00:13:23,330 --> 00:13:24,266
You're gonna smudge it.
335
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,250
Shawn, this is gonna be
a collector's item one
day.
336
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:29,150
Along with my Marlon Williams'
action figure
337
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:30,366
my Marlon Williams' lunch box
338
00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,333
and my Marlon Williams'
underoos.
339
00:13:33,366 --> 00:13:36,830
Marlon, there's this
little thing called reality
340
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,266
and you're not in it.
341
00:13:37,300 --> 00:13:41,000
Let's go through this
step by step, aite,
Shawn?
342
00:13:41,330 --> 00:13:43,283
I
with little Josh in my
jacket
343
00:13:43,316 --> 00:13:45,316
while you was on the
phone
yakkin' your mouth.
344
00:13:45,350 --> 00:13:48,333
- I was callin' 911!
- Whatever.
345
00:13:48,366 --> 00:13:50,216
Now who's to say,
that, that, that
346
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:52,300
that the, that the
warmth
of that jacket
347
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:54,116
the sound of my sweet voice
348
00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:55,300
and the offer
of that candy
bar
349
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:57,233
didn't bring that
little boy back,
huh?
350
00:13:57,266 --> 00:13:58,383
[scoffs]
Hold on.
351
00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:01,830
- Eh?
- Wait, hold, hold, hold.
352
00:14:01,116 --> 00:14:02,133
You mean to tell me
353
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:04,500
that you think
that your candy bar..
354
00:14:04,830 --> 00:14:05,133
No, no, no, no, no, no.
355
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:07,100
Theoffer
356
00:14:07,133 --> 00:14:09,100
brought that boy
out of a coma?
357
00:14:09,133 --> 00:14:10,183
Shawn..
358
00:14:11,133 --> 00:14:13,166
Kids love candy.
359
00:14:14,216 --> 00:14:16,100
It's a fact.
360
00:14:16,133 --> 00:14:18,000
You're...stupid.
361
00:14:21,366 --> 00:14:23,366
Aite, man.
Come real.
362
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,166
What's really goin' on?
363
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,500
[Marlon sighs]
364
00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:28,233
Aite, kid.
365
00:14:28,266 --> 00:14:29,316
You wanna know
what's really goin'
on?
366
00:14:29,350 --> 00:14:31,000
Yeah.
367
00:14:32,350 --> 00:14:34,366
For the first time
in my life, Shawn
368
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,116
people are actually
lookin' up to me,
kid.
369
00:14:37,150 --> 00:14:38,183
I mean..
370
00:14:38,216 --> 00:14:40,200
And it feels good.
371
00:14:40,233 --> 00:14:42,500
Even Pops is happy
for me, Shawn.
372
00:14:42,830 --> 00:14:43,250
Yeah, but he,
he, he just--
373
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:46,500
Shawn, Pops ain't
been
proud of me since..
374
00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:49,150
Damn.
375
00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:53,100
Pops ain't ever
been proud of me.
376
00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:54,266
Come on, man.
377
00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:57,283
What about that time
when you, um..
378
00:14:57,316 --> 00:15:01,266
Well, you know,
when you came back..
379
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,133
Damn, I see what you mean.
380
00:15:05,350 --> 00:15:09,000
This is pretty important
to you, huh?
381
00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:11,350
Yeah, man.
This might be my only
chance.
382
00:15:13,283 --> 00:15:15,383
Then take it.
383
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:18,500
- You sure?
- Yeah.
384
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:20,660
The way I see it is if
something good happens
385
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,350
to one person
in the family..
386
00:15:21,383 --> 00:15:24,000
...it happens to us all.
387
00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:25,216
Good lookin' out, kid.
388
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:27,660
- Ow, man.
- Hey, yo, yo. Hey, yo.
389
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:28,300
I'm going on a
date
with Sylvia.
390
00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:30,333
You wanna come?
She got a friend.
391
00:15:30,366 --> 00:15:32,250
I'll tell her
you're my
sidekick.
392
00:15:32,283 --> 00:15:34,000
Are you crazy?
Who the hell are you?
393
00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:36,266
Batman all of a sudden?
394
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:38,116
I don't need your help
to get no girl.
395
00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:40,330
Hey, hey.
Don't get it twisted, aite?
396
00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:41,250
Robin was knockin'
some boots too.
397
00:15:41,283 --> 00:15:43,300
- I'll get my coat.
- 'Aite.'
398
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:48,000
To the bat holes!
399
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:52,383
If you ask me, this whole
ceremony is crooked as hell.
400
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:56,266
Ah, come on, Pops.
This is Marlon's big
day.
401
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:59,150
Why don't you do a
little
mic check or
somethin'?
402
00:15:59,183 --> 00:16:01,116
[tapping]
403
00:16:01,150 --> 00:16:03,660
Testing. Oh..
404
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,250
Look at this..
405
00:16:05,283 --> 00:16:09,183
♪ Look at me ♪
406
00:16:09,216 --> 00:16:12,160
♪ I'm as helpless ♪
407
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,183
♪ As a kitten ♪
408
00:16:13,216 --> 00:16:16,283
♪ Up a tree-e ♪♪
409
00:16:16,316 --> 00:16:19,150
Oh, Pops.
Don't quit that day job,
baby.
410
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,383
Friends, brohams..
411
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:27,000
...country brothers..
412
00:16:27,330 --> 00:16:28,200
What are you doing, Marlon?
413
00:16:28,233 --> 00:16:29,333
Oh, I'm just writing
my speech, pop.
414
00:16:29,366 --> 00:16:31,250
- Hey, wanna hear it?
- Yeah. Sure.
415
00:16:31,283 --> 00:16:33,333
Aite.
Tell me what you
think.
416
00:16:33,366 --> 00:16:36,160
[clearing throat]
417
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,150
W-what is a hero?
418
00:16:38,183 --> 00:16:40,830
Let me spell
it
out for you.
419
00:16:40,116 --> 00:16:43,366
The H,
the H is for the
heart
420
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,366
which a hero
must have a lot
of.
421
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,100
The E,
the E is for
integrity
422
00:16:51,166 --> 00:16:54,330
which a hero must
also have a lot
of.
423
00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:55,183
- Marlon?
- Huh?
424
00:16:55,216 --> 00:16:57,150
It's spelled with an I.
425
00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,500
Pop, there's no I in hero.
426
00:17:00,830 --> 00:17:02,383
But there's one in idiot!
427
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:04,366
- That's true there.
- Have a seat, son.
428
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,233
There's something
I wanna say to you.
429
00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:08,300
Oh, you want to tell me
how proud you are of me,
pop?
430
00:17:08,333 --> 00:17:12,160
Wrong, I wanna tell you
what a hero is.
431
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:15,116
Hero is someone who does
the right thing..
432
00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:18,000
...even if there's
no recognition.
433
00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:21,166
He just does it
because it's right.
434
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:24,116
You understand
what I'm saying?
435
00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:25,333
Yeah.
436
00:17:25,366 --> 00:17:28,183
A hero does
what's
right.
437
00:17:28,216 --> 00:17:31,150
D-o-o-o-o-i.
438
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:35,116
Why'd you think the mayor's
giving me the key to the
city?
439
00:17:35,150 --> 00:17:37,283
Hey, Marlon. There's somebody
here who wants to meet you.
440
00:17:37,316 --> 00:17:39,333
Groupies?
Bring 'er
in.
441
00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:43,333
- Is this our hero?
- It certainly is.
442
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:46,283
Marlon Williams,
this is Councilman
Peters.
443
00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:52,830
Councilman? Come on, Dee.
I was counting on the mayor.
444
00:17:52,116 --> 00:17:55,100
[sighing]
Of course.
Everybody wants the mayor.
445
00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:57,500
Mayor, mayor, mayor.
446
00:17:57,830 --> 00:18:00,166
Well, councilman are people
too.
I'll see you at the podium.
447
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,350
Oh-ho. Councilman,
I appreciate your hard
work.
448
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,330
Thank you.
449
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:07,100
So what's the
mayor
really like?
450
00:18:08,116 --> 00:18:09,350
I guess it's show time, pop.
451
00:18:09,383 --> 00:18:13,200
That's right, go on out there
and put on your little show.
452
00:18:15,266 --> 00:18:16,366
Alright, pop.
453
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:19,133
Ladies and gentlemen..
454
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,216
[indistinct chattering]
455
00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,316
Ladies and gentlemen
456
00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:26,333
we're here today
to recognize a hero.
457
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,133
And that hero
is Marlon Williams.
458
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,366
[cheering and applauding]
459
00:18:33,316 --> 00:18:37,200
He risked his life to save
the life of this young man.
460
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:39,133
(Dee)
'Mmm. Yes.'
461
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:42,830
(all)
'Aww.'
462
00:18:42,116 --> 00:18:44,160
[indistinct]
463
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:48,216
Marlon Williams, on behalf
of the city of New York..
464
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,283
...and the mayor..
465
00:18:50,316 --> 00:18:53,160
...I present you with
this key to the city.
466
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:56,660
[cheering and applauding]
467
00:19:14,330 --> 00:19:15,333
[clearing throat]
468
00:19:15,366 --> 00:19:18,500
Ladies and gentlemen
469
00:19:18,830 --> 00:19:19,150
Joshua..
470
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:21,233
mamma
471
00:19:23,166 --> 00:19:24,250
councilman..
472
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,183
...what is a hero?
473
00:19:29,216 --> 00:19:32,216
Let me spell it out for you.
474
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:36,830
The H, the H is for..
475
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:46,100
That H, that H is for..
476
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:47,350
Take your time now.
477
00:19:52,283 --> 00:19:54,150
The H is for, um..
478
00:19:56,350 --> 00:19:58,150
Oh, hell, I can't
do this, y'all.
479
00:19:58,183 --> 00:20:00,283
I'm..
480
00:20:00,316 --> 00:20:01,300
I'm no hero.
481
00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,366
He is so modest!
482
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,350
No, I'm really not a hero.
483
00:20:05,383 --> 00:20:08,283
Uh, a hero is..
484
00:20:08,316 --> 00:20:11,250
...somebody who does
the right thing
485
00:20:11,283 --> 00:20:15,216
not for the recognition,
but...just because it's
right.
486
00:20:18,330 --> 00:20:19,383
And that hero would be
my brother Shawn.
487
00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,830
[indistinct chatter]
488
00:20:21,116 --> 00:20:22,250
He's the one who saved
Josh's life
489
00:20:22,283 --> 00:20:25,830
I'm just the guy
that took all the credit.
490
00:20:25,116 --> 00:20:28,183
You mean he's the hero
and you're the jerk?
491
00:20:28,216 --> 00:20:31,333
Hey, I wouldn't say
all that now.
492
00:20:31,366 --> 00:20:35,160
And to think he had his lying
tongue in my mouth!
493
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,366
Mm-hmm.
You too,
girl?
494
00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:43,250
Give me that.
495
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:49,383
Shawn, you need
to be on stage.
496
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,200
(all)
Yes. Shawn.
497
00:20:52,233 --> 00:20:55,216
[all applauding]
498
00:20:58,830 --> 00:21:01,366
(in unison)
Speech. Speech. Speech.
Speech. Speech. Speech..
499
00:21:03,183 --> 00:21:06,000
What are you lookin' at, pop?
500
00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:08,166
My son, the hero.
501
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,216
- I'm so proud of you.
- Really, pop?
502
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:12,000
Yeah.
503
00:21:12,330 --> 00:21:14,660
I present you
with Shawn Williams!
504
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:17,116
[cheering and applauding]
505
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:21,100
Alright, you can sit.
506
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:27,160
[imitating Marlon]
"What is a hero?"
507
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,500
[audience laughing]
508
00:21:30,150 --> 00:21:32,166
Let me spell it out for you.
509
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,316
The letter H..
510
00:21:36,350 --> 00:21:40,150
The letter H is for..
511
00:21:40,183 --> 00:21:42,133
...for help.
512
00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:45,133
Come on up here
and help me out here, Marlon.
513
00:21:45,166 --> 00:21:47,383
- Aww.
- Aww.
514
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,000
[all applauding]
515
00:21:56,133 --> 00:21:57,350
(Marlon)
Yo, we gotta do something
about this dumb cat.
516
00:21:57,383 --> 00:22:00,366
Do you wanna play?
Okay.
517
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,366
[Italian accent]
Say hello to my little
friend.
518
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,160
...Hands up!
519
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,216
[laughing]
520
00:22:07,250 --> 00:22:10,150
I guess you showed him, man.
521
00:22:10,183 --> 00:22:11,250
[gun cocks]
522
00:22:11,283 --> 00:22:13,266
Yo, the cat is
packing.
Hit the deck.
523
00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:16,116
[both screaming]
524
00:22:16,150 --> 00:22:19,133
[gunshots]
525
00:22:21,266 --> 00:22:25,333
It was so much nicer before
those darn cats moved in.
526
00:22:25,366 --> 00:22:27,283
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon. Say cheese.
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