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(Pops)
'Looks like you guys
had a good practice game.'
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Oh, we wrecked them,
brother.
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Yeah, pop. We beat them
like they was a bunch of
kids.
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But don't think
it's gonna be that easy
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when you play the Jones
Brothers
next Saturday.
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Man, we gonna wipe the floors
with them scrubs, a'ight?
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You said that last year
and they beat you by 20
points.
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Hey, well, pops,
we did our best.
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That's what Patrick Ewing says.
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You never see him
on a Wheaties box.
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Well, he ain't the cutest
guy
in the world.
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I think people
wanna
enjoy their
breakfast.
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Yeah, pop,
who wanna eat their cereal
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with this guy lookin' at you?
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[laughs]
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[theme song]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy and we're singing
and we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright, cut and print!'
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'Beautiful, guys.
Dynamite. That is..'
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♪ Girl what you got
goin' on tonight? ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ Won't you just chill
with me tonight ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ Girl what you got
going on tonight? ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ Won't you just chill
with me tonight ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ I got something.. ♪♪
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Now, boys, I want you
to practice two hours
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every day this week.
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Two hours?
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Come on, pop,
what's the big deal, black?
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- Big deal?
- Yeah.
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The Williams family have been
playing the Jones family
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this grudge game every year
for three generations.
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Ever since Grandma Williams
took Grandpa Jones to the home.
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Are we still talking about
basketball, pops?
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Yes, we are.
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I'll never forget
my last win over the
Jones'.
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It was back in the old days.
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- Oh, God! Here we go.
- Oh, God! Here we go.
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Two-fisted windmill slam.
Look.
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Bam!
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Reverse backhand layup,
left-handed.
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Yi-dee!
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Thirty-foot jump shot, look.
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Swoosh!
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Oh, it was lovely.
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[laughs]
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Those were the old days, pop.
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Back when the NBA stood
for "No Brothers Allowed."
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[laughing]
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Let's talk about last year
when the Jones brother
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'opened a can of whipped butter
on you two.'
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The saddest day of my life.
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Hey, hey, relax,
pop,
alright?
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Now you're talkin'
to the dream team,
brother.
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That's right.
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Well, when you wake up
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I've got something for you.
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What you got?
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I call it the four Ps.
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Pop's Potent Power Punch.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey, you smell like New Jersey.
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Yeah, pop.
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Are we supposed to drink this
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or relax our hair with it?
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It is a health drink.
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Raw eggs, mashed cheese,
cod liver oil
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and a drop of prune juice
to sweeten the taste.
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Ooh! Age before beauty.
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Uh. Ooh, yeah.
Age before beauty,
pop.
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Stop acting
like a couple of sissies.
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You gotta knock it out
like a man!
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[belches]
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Too much prune juice.
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- Hey, where you going?
- Where you going?
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- Where you going?
- Where you going?
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Let me go. Let me go.
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Where you going?
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It looks like
Pop Potent Power Punch
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put pop in the potty.
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Pretty pitiful!
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Peace out!
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(Shawn)
'I think pops was right.'
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'I think we need to spend
a little bit'
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more time practicing.
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Besides,
who cares about a
stupid
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basketball game, anyway?
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I do.
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That's the difference
between you and me.
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I care about honor
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family tradition,
and self-integrity.
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And you, you cried
when they cancelled "Blossom."
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Hey, hey, she ain't
much to look at.
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But white girl could dance, boy.
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She was workin' it.
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Whoa.
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[chuckles]
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Hey, Marlon, doesn't it irk
you
that the Jones Brothers
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beat us our whole lives
at everything?
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I mean, little league
stickball,
football, track..
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- Hungry Hungry Hippos.
- Yeah.
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I mean, the only thing we ever
beat them in was basketball
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up until last year.
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Man, if you could've only
seen the look on pop's face.
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Yeah, I saw
it.
I was there.
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Damn, that man is ugly
when he cries.
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'I know.'
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You know what, Shawn?
You're right, guy.
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We gotta beat them this year.
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Now you're talkin'.
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That's what I'm sayin', kid.
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Hey, are those my Calvin's?
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Yeah, so?
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What'd you mean, so?
What's up with that?
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Calm down,
I'll give them back.
Shoo.
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I don't, I don't want them back.
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Look, Shawn, I know
I might've stretched 'em
out
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a little bit, a'ight?
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All you gotta do is take
a big pair of two socks
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stick it down
there,
you'll be fine.
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Ha ha ha.
Very funny.
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I ain't taking 'em back after
you done funked them all up.
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And look at this mess, man.
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Come on, you've turned
this place into a pigsty.
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I'm not your maid no more,
I ain't cleaning up after you.
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Oh, shut up. Quit
complaining.
You sound like pop.
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I do not!
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And I wouldn't have to act like
pops if you'd follow the rules.
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Look, man, you ain't
the only one in this
house
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that can make rules,
a'ight?
I can make rules too.
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Like what?
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Like clothes
can go on the
floor.
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Boy, if you don't
pick those clothes up right
now
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you're gonna be laying
right next to them.
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I ain't pickin' up nothin'.
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Look, man,
I'm sick and tired of
you
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tellin' me what to
do
all the time.
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[upbeat music]
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Excuse me.
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[screams]
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I'm looking
for "Bride Beautiful"
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and today's "Mechanic."
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Brother, you should be
looking for some magic shave.
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You better watch
your mouth, punk.
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My girdle is killing me.
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Okay. Okay, ma'am, sir,
I mean, Mr. Ma'am.
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Here, [indistinct] for all.
Just take the magazines and go.
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Thank you.
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[bell dings]
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Hey, Marlon, you can't
treat people that way.
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- What's wrong with you?
- You talking about the
freak?
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That ain't cool, man, to
judge
people by the way they
look.
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I mean,
the dude is a human
being.
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Besides, this is New York City.
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Half of our
customers
are freaks.
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Alright, if you say so.
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Yo, man, get your feet
off the counter.
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What's the matter with you?
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And spit that gum out.
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It's a business,
this ain't a gymnasium.
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Spit my gum out,
take my feet off my
counter?
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Next thing you know,
you'd be tellin' me
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I can't take money
out the register.
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Spit the gum out.
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Come on, Shawn.
It still got flavor,
man.
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I don't care. Spit it out.
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Out.
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You need to chill
with that, alright?
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Yeah? You need to grow up.
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Boy, I'll lift some weight
and God, so help me
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'I'll get big
and I'll fight you, Shawn.'
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Do whatever you want.
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[indistinct yelling]
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Am I sensing pre-game tension?
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- Mind your business!
- Mind your business!
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They're
brothers,
they fight.
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'It's the same
with my sister and me.'
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She's jealous
'cause I'm the tall
one.
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Who's your father, Tattoo?
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[imitating Tattoo]
Boss, da plane.
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'Da plane.'
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Very funny, Marlon.
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Why don't you show
some respect, man?
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Like me,
you stupid little punk.
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I'd rather be a stupid little
punk than a kiss-ass, any day.
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Yeah, that's right,
you suck 'em so much
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you should come
with
attachments.
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Yeah, well, I'm about to
attach
my foot to your butt.
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You ain't scaring
nobody.
What you gonna do?
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- Come on, what you want, baby?
- Come on, man. You are joking.
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I ain't scared of you, man.
I'm a grown now, I'm grown.
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I ain't scared of you,
what you wanna do?
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What's up? Back it up, son.
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I ain't scared of you.
I ain't scared of you.
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- Back up..
- I ain't scared of you.
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- What's up, boy? What's up?
- 'You watch.'
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- You watch, Shawn.
- 'What's up?'
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I'm gonna eat pork
and I'm gonna get real big
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and I'm gonna kick your ass!
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- Yeah? Why don't you do it
now?
- Hold it! Hold it!
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You're lucky
she's holding me
back.
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- Get off me!
- You guys!
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Now this is deeper
than pre-game tension.
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Well, I..
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You two have been at each
other's throats for weeks.
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What is going on here?
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Nothin'.
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Marlon..
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...come on now.
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Don't hide your feelings
behind some macho facade.
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Let them out.
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Well, he's mean and bossy
and he gets on my nerves.
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Yeah, well, you ain't nothin'
but an overgrown baby.
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Yeah, well, at least I ain't
undergrown where it counts.
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Whoop.
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And besides,
it ain't the size of the boat
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it's the motion
in the ocean.
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Alright. Okay.
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Look, you guys,
this-this is ridiculous.
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Let's get to the heart
of the matter.
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Marlon, what actually
bothers you about Shawn?
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Well, he's always
tellin' me what to
do.
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'He should mind
his own business.'
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Ah, Shawn, did you hear
what he just said?
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Of course I did,
I'm standing right here.
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No. I mean, do you understand
what he means?
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Marlon doesn't want you
to treat him
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like your little brother
anymore.
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- He wants to be his own man.
- 'Yeah!'
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And I wanna be independent
and speak for myself.
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Tell him.
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Alright, alright.
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I guess I'll cut you
a little bit of slack.
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Aww.
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00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,183
See?
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Love does conquer all.
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Okay, guys, I think
it's time for a hug.
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Oh!
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Marlon, I meant with Shawn.
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I'm lucky to have you..
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Marlon. Marlon.
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Marlon!
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Not before the game.
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- Boys, get in here.
- 'What's up, pops?'
250
00:09:32,250 --> 00:09:34,000
[laughing]
251
00:09:35,383 --> 00:09:37,250
Look, who fell
off the chuck wagon?
252
00:09:37,283 --> 00:09:38,366
Two chumps.
253
00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,183
[all laughing]
254
00:09:40,216 --> 00:09:42,350
Well, well, well,
if it isn't the Jones
Brothers
255
00:09:42,383 --> 00:09:45,183
vanilla pudding
and black
licorice.
256
00:09:45,216 --> 00:09:47,200
[all laughing]
257
00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:49,660
Very funny, Shawn.
258
00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:51,000
Almost as funny
as when we stomped you
259
00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:52,166
into the ground last year.
260
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:53,250
Yeah!
261
00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,316
- You ugly moth--
- Just, shh, just, uh!
262
00:09:57,350 --> 00:10:00,330
Don't stoop to their level.
263
00:10:00,660 --> 00:10:01,216
Be your own man.
264
00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:03,350
Alright.
265
00:10:03,383 --> 00:10:05,216
Now, pop, just
because
we're rivals
266
00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:07,200
doesn't mean we all
can't be friends,
alright?
267
00:10:07,233 --> 00:10:08,283
Marlon, what're you
talking about?
268
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:10,216
That's Elroy and Delroy.
We hate them.
269
00:10:10,250 --> 00:10:11,366
Yeah!
270
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,350
Especially you.
271
00:10:13,383 --> 00:10:16,333
Remember, Shawn,
love conquers all.
272
00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,133
Yeah, well, I'm gonna
conk you on the head
273
00:10:18,166 --> 00:10:19,316
after I slam dunk on you.
274
00:10:19,350 --> 00:10:21,166
Yeah, sucka!
275
00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:25,160
I-I-I-I mean, just yeah!
276
00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:29,333
Marlon, you gonna let them
talk to you like that?
277
00:10:31,183 --> 00:10:33,660
Pop, listen.
278
00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:34,350
After the game,
no matter who wins
279
00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:38,000
we could all meet here and have
a nice big bowl of ice cream.
280
00:10:38,330 --> 00:10:39,830
What do you say, guys?
281
00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:41,333
Well, ain't this somethin'?
282
00:10:41,366 --> 00:10:44,216
The William sisters wanna
have an ice cream party
283
00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:45,316
after we kick their butts.
284
00:10:45,350 --> 00:10:47,830
Yo, man, let's get out of here
285
00:10:47,116 --> 00:10:49,283
before they start givin' us
make-up tips.
286
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,830
[laughing]
287
00:10:51,116 --> 00:10:52,183
Yeah!
288
00:10:53,250 --> 00:10:54,283
Hey!
289
00:10:54,316 --> 00:10:56,250
You two goons don't get it,
do you?
290
00:10:56,283 --> 00:10:59,333
See, Marlon was just pulling
somethin' over your head!
291
00:10:59,366 --> 00:11:01,100
He was playin' with y'all!
292
00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:03,116
[laughs]
Stupid!
293
00:11:03,150 --> 00:11:05,000
A-and then he fooled you!
294
00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:08,166
And it worked too!
Nice goin', Marlon.
295
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,660
The hell is the matter
with you, man?
296
00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:12,250
You just embarrassed three
generations of William's
men.
297
00:11:12,283 --> 00:11:14,233
Not to mention
hook-shot granny.
298
00:11:14,266 --> 00:11:16,333
All I wanna know is, what's
at the bottom of all this?
299
00:11:16,366 --> 00:11:19,330
What the devil's
gotten into you?
300
00:11:20,133 --> 00:11:22,366
Maybe a little bit
of she-devil.
301
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,160
[chuckles]
302
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:26,216
This is obviously
a family matter.
303
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,233
(Marlon)
'Hey, you know what?'
304
00:11:27,266 --> 00:11:28,350
If you don't like me like I am
305
00:11:28,383 --> 00:11:30,100
then I'll do you a favor,
alright?
306
00:11:30,133 --> 00:11:31,150
I'll quit the team.
307
00:11:31,183 --> 00:11:32,166
You think you so good
308
00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:33,200
then you play by yourself.
309
00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:34,216
Well, peace out.
310
00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:36,500
- You peace out.
- Boy..
311
00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,300
Well, go ahead!
Who needs you anyway?
312
00:11:39,333 --> 00:11:42,333
You do, you damn fool!
You do!
313
00:11:45,183 --> 00:11:47,366
[upbeat music]
314
00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:54,133
- Hey, Shawn.
- Pop.
315
00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:56,330
Oh, no more freebies.
316
00:11:56,660 --> 00:11:58,160
Oh, come on, pop.
I was eatin' that.
317
00:11:58,500 --> 00:11:59,383
No more freebies for you.
318
00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,283
Not until you get your brother
back into the game.
319
00:12:02,316 --> 00:12:05,216
Now I gotta sell it
at a discount.
320
00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:07,330
I tried,
but he won't talk to
me.
321
00:12:07,660 --> 00:12:09,500
Well, make him talk to you.
322
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:10,366
You're the oldest brother.
323
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,316
Just hold him down,
and force him to listen.
324
00:12:12,350 --> 00:12:14,830
We gotta get him in the game.
325
00:12:14,116 --> 00:12:16,383
Pops, I don't think
violence is gonna work.
326
00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:18,116
It worked before.
327
00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:20,383
But he wants to be treated
like an adult now.
328
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:24,383
An adult? He don't take a
bubble
bath without using Mr. Bubble.
329
00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:28,150
Shawn, all you have to do
is reason with Marlon.
330
00:12:28,183 --> 00:12:30,183
All he wants from you
is an apology.
331
00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,266
Are you crazy?
Why do I gotta
apologize?
332
00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,166
Because if you don't,
I'm gonna whip your butt.
333
00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:37,100
- Let me get my belt.
- That's crazy..
334
00:12:37,133 --> 00:12:38,200
Apologize.
335
00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:40,333
And you say
violence doesn't work.
336
00:12:40,366 --> 00:12:42,183
Marlon..
337
00:12:42,216 --> 00:12:43,250
What did I do now?
338
00:12:43,283 --> 00:12:45,133
Nothin'. I just want
to talk to you.
339
00:12:45,166 --> 00:12:47,660
I know I've been
riling you pretty hard
340
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,216
for the past couple of days.
341
00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:49,233
Try years.
342
00:12:49,266 --> 00:12:51,830
Will you let me
get through this?
343
00:12:51,116 --> 00:12:53,150
Alright, go ahead.
344
00:12:53,183 --> 00:12:55,660
[sighs]
Well..
345
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:58,300
...I-I just wanna say
that, I'm...sorry.
346
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,266
Are you done? What was that?
347
00:13:01,300 --> 00:13:04,116
It sounded like I'm
sorry.
Uh, let's try it
again.
348
00:13:04,150 --> 00:13:06,150
This time let's put
some more sensitivity
into it
349
00:13:06,183 --> 00:13:09,660
and a little bit more heart,
and maybe I'll believe you.
350
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:11,000
Ready? Go.
351
00:13:12,150 --> 00:13:13,133
Okay.
352
00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:15,133
Look, Marlon, I'm really
353
00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:17,250
really, really sorry..
354
00:13:17,283 --> 00:13:19,333
That's better. There you go.
355
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,300
...that I ever tried
to apologize to a lazy
356
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,150
bone-headed jackass like you.
357
00:13:23,183 --> 00:13:26,200
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
I am not lazy, alright?
358
00:13:26,233 --> 00:13:30,500
And another thing,
I don't accept your apology.
359
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:33,366
He had the nerve
to call me lazy.
360
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:38,383
Son, I know
you made up your mind
361
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,830
about not playing in the game.
362
00:13:40,116 --> 00:13:41,830
Mm-hmm.
363
00:13:41,116 --> 00:13:42,216
You've taken a stand
364
00:13:42,250 --> 00:13:43,350
there's nothin' I can do.
365
00:13:43,383 --> 00:13:46,100
And being the wonderful father
that I am..
366
00:13:46,133 --> 00:13:48,500
...I gotta respect
your decision.
367
00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:49,216
Thank you, pop.
368
00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:51,283
I mean,
there'll be other games..
369
00:13:51,316 --> 00:13:52,366
Mm-hmm.
370
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,150
...when Shawn has his sons.
371
00:13:58,183 --> 00:14:02,150
Only the...Lord knows
if I'll be around to see
it.
372
00:14:04,366 --> 00:14:07,500
With my health problems
and all.
373
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,383
What health problem?
374
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,100
Well, you know, I've been
going
to the doctor a lot lately.
375
00:14:12,133 --> 00:14:14,500
[coughing]
376
00:14:15,216 --> 00:14:17,830
You talking about
for your bunion?
377
00:14:17,116 --> 00:14:19,183
Yeah, bunion,
tumors, coughs.
378
00:14:19,216 --> 00:14:21,160
[coughing]
They're all the same.
379
00:14:22,233 --> 00:14:24,116
Pop, listen..
380
00:14:24,150 --> 00:14:26,316
...nobody's gonna respect me if
I don't take a stand, alright?
381
00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:28,200
I hear you, son.
382
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:30,150
But you're wrong
about one thing.
383
00:14:30,183 --> 00:14:34,300
I've always had the utmost
of respect and love for you.
384
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,266
Aw, come here, son.
385
00:14:39,830 --> 00:14:40,233
Thanks, pop.
386
00:14:41,350 --> 00:14:44,183
Hey, pop...you know
I love you, right?
387
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,250
Mm-hmm.
388
00:14:45,283 --> 00:14:47,350
You know I'd do
anything
in this world for you.
389
00:14:47,383 --> 00:14:49,183
That means
you're playing the game?
390
00:14:49,216 --> 00:14:50,283
Anything but that.
391
00:14:50,316 --> 00:14:52,000
Go away.
392
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,333
[instrumental music]
393
00:14:59,116 --> 00:15:00,283
(Monique)
'Hi, Marlon.'
394
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,183
Hey, what's up, Monique?
395
00:15:02,216 --> 00:15:06,233
Can't help but notice
you look a little...down?
396
00:15:06,266 --> 00:15:09,500
[sighs]
It's just that I'm lonely.
397
00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:10,100
Oh.
398
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:13,250
Really, really lonely.
399
00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:18,000
Come on now, Marlon, stop.
400
00:15:18,330 --> 00:15:20,133
- Talk to me.
- Alright.
401
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:22,116
What's troubling you?
402
00:15:22,150 --> 00:15:24,660
Shawn and pop are mad at me.
403
00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:26,000
And you would like
to make up with them?
404
00:15:26,330 --> 00:15:27,660
Of course.
405
00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,660
- And play in the game?
- Hell yeah.
406
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,660
'So then why don't you?'
407
00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:34,133
'Cause I wanna be my own man.
408
00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:37,350
Oh, baby, and you are.
409
00:15:37,383 --> 00:15:40,266
But that doesn't mean
you can't be a part of the
team.
410
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:42,200
You can put your own
personal stamp
411
00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:44,200
on the game now, can't you?
412
00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:47,330
Yeah, I mean, that's what all
the other superstars do,
right?
413
00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:49,266
And aren't we each a superstar
in our own little way?
414
00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:52,000
- You're damn skippy.
- So, then you're playing?
415
00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:54,250
- Let them try and stop me.
- Oh, fabulous!
416
00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:59,660
Five, four, three, two
417
00:15:59,100 --> 00:16:01,100
go fade away.
418
00:16:01,133 --> 00:16:03,166
[instrumental music]
419
00:16:08,316 --> 00:16:11,500
Alright, team, work it,
work it, work it.
420
00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:12,316
Yes, alright!
421
00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:14,500
Alright!
422
00:16:16,316 --> 00:16:19,500
- Any luck, pops?
- I can't find him anywhere.
423
00:16:19,830 --> 00:16:21,216
Well, my boys are on time.
424
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:23,183
Look at 'em,
poetry in motion.
425
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,200
'Go, Elroy!'
426
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,283
Do it, do it, do it.
Do it, Delroy!
427
00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:27,366
[laughing]
428
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,133
Oh, shut up, Melroy!
429
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:33,160
Now, if the opponent boy
ain't here in one more minute
430
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:34,133
it's forfeit!
431
00:16:34,166 --> 00:16:35,300
- Forfeit?
- That's right.
432
00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:38,133
I'd just as soon
kissed your wife..
433
00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:40,830
...as if I haven't.
434
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,500
Yo, pop,
what are we gonna do, man?
435
00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:45,333
Look like
it's you and me, son.
436
00:16:45,366 --> 00:16:48,350
- You and me what?
- Play the game.
437
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:51,116
I still got my move.
438
00:16:51,150 --> 00:16:53,116
Two-fisted windmill slam!
439
00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:54,166
Bam!
440
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,316
Reverse backhand layup
left-handed.
441
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:58,233
Yakka-dee-dee!
442
00:16:58,266 --> 00:17:00,350
Thirty-foot jump shot!
443
00:17:00,383 --> 00:17:03,166
Ooh. Charley
horse.
Charley horse.
444
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,250
Help me, Shawn. Help me get
back. Please, help me, help
me.
445
00:17:05,283 --> 00:17:07,333
Help me, please. Help me.
Help me, somebody, please.
446
00:17:07,366 --> 00:17:09,160
Thank you, baby doll.
447
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:10,200
Oh, now, call 911, quick!
448
00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:14,316
I guess there's nothin' left
to do but forfeit.
449
00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:16,330
- Hey! What's up, man?
- What's up?
450
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:17,100
Where's your boy?
451
00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:19,216
- 'Tradition continues.'
- 'What?'
452
00:17:21,350 --> 00:17:23,000
(Elroy)
Is that a joke?
453
00:17:23,330 --> 00:17:25,216
It's a joke, man.
That's a joke!
454
00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:29,330
Hey, what the hell
are you doin'?
455
00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:30,216
I'm being my own man.
456
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,116
Oh, that's very original,
Dennis.
457
00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:33,316
Well, I'm not doin'
Rodman,
alright?
458
00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:36,830
For your information,
Rodman has a macaw
459
00:17:36,116 --> 00:17:37,830
I have a parrot.
460
00:17:37,116 --> 00:17:39,250
Boy, are you gonna play ball
461
00:17:39,283 --> 00:17:42,830
or you're gonna go
"Trick or Tweetin'?"
462
00:17:42,116 --> 00:17:44,000
[all laughing]
463
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,500
Oh, shut up, Melroy!
464
00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:47,316
Come on, boys, let's play.
465
00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:49,183
First one to get 32 points,
win.
466
00:17:49,216 --> 00:17:51,383
Monique, hold my bird.
467
00:17:55,330 --> 00:17:57,250
- Losers take the ball out!
- Yeah!
468
00:17:57,283 --> 00:17:59,266
Alright now, remember,
let's play our game,
baby.
469
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:00,350
Don't worry about it.
470
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,100
I got a little game
plan
of my own.
471
00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:03,216
Alright. Just make
sure
you can keep up.
472
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,660
Check that, baby.
Check that.
473
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,233
(Marlon)
'Say what?'
474
00:18:07,266 --> 00:18:09,150
[indistinct yelling]
475
00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:12,250
[hip hop music]
476
00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:16,233
I'm open! I'm open!
477
00:18:16,266 --> 00:18:19,330
I'm open! I'm open!
I'm open!
478
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,133
[cheering]
479
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:24,366
(Melroy)
'Good going, Elroy!'
480
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,333
Come on, boy.
481
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,350
Over here, baby.
Over here, over here.
482
00:18:28,383 --> 00:18:30,300
[indistinct yelling]
483
00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:34,160
[music continues]
484
00:18:35,283 --> 00:18:37,250
Oh, no!
485
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:40,500
- Come on, man!
- Don't worry about it.
Step.
486
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,350
[indistinct yelling]
487
00:18:47,383 --> 00:18:49,233
Come on, man!
Let's play our game.
488
00:18:49,266 --> 00:18:51,160
Don't worry about it.
I'm just warmin' up.
489
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:52,166
- Damn, I'm warming up.
- You said that already.
490
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,166
I'm gettin' hot.
You feel that..
491
00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,216
Come on, Marlon, hey!
492
00:18:58,250 --> 00:18:59,300
(Melroy)
'...let's go.'
493
00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:02,283
What? What? What? What?
494
00:19:02,316 --> 00:19:04,830
[indistinct yelling]
495
00:19:04,116 --> 00:19:05,283
- On the ground!
- What? What you gonna do?
496
00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:07,116
What you gonna do, Del?
What you gonna do..
497
00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:09,183
[indistinct yelling]
498
00:19:26,116 --> 00:19:28,266
(Pops)
What the hell are you waiting
for, Marlon? Pass the ball!
499
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,283
What? What? What? What?
500
00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:35,000
[crowd cheering]
501
00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:36,266
Yeah, boy.
502
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,316
Hey, yo, man, you just
stole the ball from me.
503
00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:39,383
Easy!
504
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,183
I got this, suck-boy.
505
00:19:41,216 --> 00:19:42,300
I'll show you some suck-boy.
506
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:44,300
Yo, ball!
Come on, sweet mouth.
507
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,000
Pass that ball, sweet mouth!
508
00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:47,166
Come on, sweet mouth!
509
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,100
[indistinct chatter]
510
00:19:50,116 --> 00:19:52,500
Come on. Come on..
511
00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:55,316
(Elroy)
'There you go.'
512
00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:57,830
That's for you, chump.
513
00:19:57,116 --> 00:19:58,266
You alright, kid?
514
00:19:58,300 --> 00:19:59,350
What do you care?
515
00:19:59,383 --> 00:20:01,233
Yo, why you trippin', man?
516
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,233
You know you're more
important to me than any game.
517
00:20:03,266 --> 00:20:05,500
Come on.
518
00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:07,316
- For real?
- Yeah.
519
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,116
Alright, come on,
let's play your game.
520
00:20:11,150 --> 00:20:13,660
No, let's play our game.
521
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,233
Alright.
522
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:19,300
That's the Marlon I know.
523
00:20:20,350 --> 00:20:22,200
What? What, what?
524
00:20:24,316 --> 00:20:26,350
Let's go. Go!
525
00:20:26,383 --> 00:20:28,300
[crowd cheering]
526
00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:33,366
[indistinct yelling]
527
00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:38,830
[crowd cheering]
528
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:42,316
[indistinct]
529
00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,183
Ahh!
530
00:20:49,216 --> 00:20:51,330
[crowd cheering]
531
00:20:54,350 --> 00:20:56,660
Game point, boys. Now do..
532
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,266
Come on! Come on!
Come on, man!
533
00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:59,500
[indistinct shouting]
534
00:20:59,383 --> 00:21:01,100
Hold tight.
535
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:02,383
[indistinct chatter]
536
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,166
- Come on.
- There you go.
537
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,300
There you go, man.
538
00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:12,500
Shoot it. Go on, do it.
Be your own man!
539
00:21:14,330 --> 00:21:16,216
[heartbeats]
540
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:23,166
[all cheering]
541
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,266
[upbeat music]
542
00:21:30,183 --> 00:21:32,166
[indistinct]
543
00:21:36,316 --> 00:21:38,500
Whoo!
544
00:21:40,830 --> 00:21:41,216
[grunts]
545
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:42,316
What's up, kid? Morning.
546
00:21:42,350 --> 00:21:44,200
Yo, man,
where the hell you've been?
547
00:21:44,233 --> 00:21:46,350
When I say 2 o'clock practice,
I mean 2 o'clock practice.
548
00:21:46,383 --> 00:21:49,150
- I was here at 2 o'clock.
- Oh, yeah? Where?
549
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:50,266
I was on the other
side
of the park.
550
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:51,283
I was talking to this honey
551
00:21:51,316 --> 00:21:53,150
with the big booty.
552
00:21:53,183 --> 00:21:54,316
Yo, Shawn
553
00:21:54,350 --> 00:21:56,150
her butt look like
this basket ball.
554
00:21:56,183 --> 00:21:58,250
She was like this.
555
00:21:58,283 --> 00:22:00,160
[imitates
woman]
Marlon!
556
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:01,150
- Marlon.
- Stop!
557
00:22:01,183 --> 00:22:02,350
Don't be gettin'
freaky
with me, boy.
558
00:22:02,383 --> 00:22:04,160
Stop, man.
559
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,333
Oh, you know
I like
spankin'.
560
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,383
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon.Say "Cheese."
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