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[instrumental music]
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Excuse me,
but if you get lonely
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there's a head of lettuce
right below you.
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Mm-mm-mm.
Finger licking good.
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[burps]
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Hey, Mr. Halloween.
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Hey!
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Marlon!
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Marlon, it's time for work.
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You can't be late.
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Marlon!
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[growling]
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I want my mummy.
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Well, you better put
that good toilet
paper
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back on the roll.
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...that's for company.
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Come on, Shawn.
Admit it, man.
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I had you a little bit scared.
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Hell, no.
Halloween is for idiots.
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- It's my favorite holiday.
- Exactly.
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Don't you understand, Marlon?
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See, brother, Halloween ain't
nothing, but a conspiracy
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set up by the man
to force us to put on mask
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to cover who we are
as a people.
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Well, look here,
Minister Ferra Shawn.
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Uh..
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...I think you might've
watched "Malcom X"
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one too many times,
my brother.
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Come on, kid, it's just a day
when I get some free candy.
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See, that's all it's about.
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Selling candy and costume
to people stupid enough
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to believe in ghosts.
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Oh, come on now,
everybody a little bit
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afraid of ghosts, Shawn.
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Not me.
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Come on, now,
after all these
years
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of your stupid pranks.
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You know?
Ain't nothin' scarin'
me.
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The spider webs,
the floating
finger.
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[scoffs]
The rubber roach
in the ice cube.
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I ain't put no rubber roach
in your ice cubes.
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[theme song]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy
and we're singing ♪
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♪ And we're colored ♪
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♪ Give a high five ♪♪
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(male #1)
'Alright, cut and print.'
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'Beautiful, guys.
Dynamite. That is..'
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♪ Girl what you got
goin' on tonight? ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ Won't you just chill
with me tonight ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ Girl what you got
going on tonight? ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ Won't you just chill
with me tonight ♪
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♪ I got something that you
gonna
like I got something.. ♪♪
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Reggie, I cannot get over
how different you look
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without those dreads.
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Yes. You're almost cute.
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Oh, baby, well,
if you're free for
dinner
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you know, we can, uh..
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...have a cup of
noodles
in my van tonight.
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I'd rather eat spam
out of a dumpster.
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Oh, so what time do you
want me to pick you up, Monique?
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Hey, come on, Shawn.
Hurry up, kid.
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We gotta hurry up
and get this pumpkin
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so we can make us
a Jack and Lennon.
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Marlon, we ain't
buying
no damn pumpkin.
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Guys, would you come over?
This is really weird.
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What is your father doing?
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[laughing]
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Ah, don't worry about him.
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He just gettin'
ready
for Cassandra.
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- Who is she?
- She's just a ghost.
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Oh, I thought
it was someone crazy.
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[gibberish]
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Hey, Pops, is that coffee
regular or decapitated?
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[laughs]
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Show some respect.
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This here is serious business.
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I'm protecting your butt.
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Mine too.
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Mr. Williams, am I to
understand
you're attempting to feed
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a supernatural being?
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Monique, Pop been
puttin' out this here
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donut and cup of coffee
the night before Halloween
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since way back in the day.
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Sit down. I'll tell you
how it all got started.
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Oh, this is gonna be
a long story.
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Hey, Pop,
done with your
sandwich?
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No, and take your hand
off that donut.
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Ooh.
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Ooh.
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Now, back when neither
of my buildings first opened
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they had this fine
elevator operator named..
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(in unison)
Cassandra Malloy.
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And every mornin' without fail
she would come in to this diner
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and have a cup of coffee
and a donut.
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For the Halloween morning
she was late for work.
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She didn't stop
to get her donut.
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Ran straight to the elevator.
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When the doors open,
she stepped on..
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Bang!
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Fell to her death.
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That's horrible.
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And just two seconds later
the janitor shows up
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with an out of order sign
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only to find her lying
in a pool of blood.
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If only she'd stopped
for that coffee and donut
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she'd be alive today.
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Old and real fat, but alive.
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[laughing]
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She is alive.
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In spirit.
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And every Halloween eve,
she comes back..
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...for that donut
and a cup of Joe.
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And the story goes
that if it isn't here
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the building and everyone in
it
will be cursed.
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[Monique gasps]
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(both)
To-do do-do do-do-do..
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Oh, go ahead and make fun
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but why is my offering
always gone the next day?
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A rat with a sweet tooth.
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[laughing]
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Okay, that's it, everybody
out.
Out, out, out.
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Oh, come on, Pop.
You're being foolish, man.
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There ain't no such
thing
as Cassandra.
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That's like
believing
in-in-in the tooth
fairy
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or the Easter Bunny.
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The Easter Bunny?
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What you mean the Easter Bunny?
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- Be real, Marlon.
- I've seen the Easter Bunny.
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He was white and he-he wriggled
his ears at me
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and he had this big fluffy tail
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and he left me behind these
little pellets of chocolate.
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Mmm.
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That wasn't chocolate.
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Hey, hey.
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[instrumental music]
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What?
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- After you.
- After you.
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Okay.
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Alright, alight, alright.
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Coo-coo.
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- Shawn.
- Shh.
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[whispers]
I was gonna tell you
to watch out for the
silverware.
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- Shh.
- Shh.
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[both grunt]
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Well, well, well..
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...looks like old Cassandra
didn't show up
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for her midnight snack yet.
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Maybe she went
to Dunkin' Donuts instead.
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[laughing]
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Shh.
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Hey, Shawn, are you sure
this is a good idea?
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Of course, Marlon,
we gotta show Pop
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that there's no such
thing as ghost.
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Wait a second.
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How come you're giving me
the cold coffee
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and you get that good donut?
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Fine. I'll eat the donut
and you drink the coffee.
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Bet.
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Hmm. Pretty good.
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'Mmm.'
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Why didn't you drink
the coffee, man?
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- I'm not thirsty.
- Look, Marlon, we had a deal.
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I'm supposed to eat the donut
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and you were supposed
to drink the coffee.
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Alright. Shut up.
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Pass me the sugar.
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Nasty coffee.
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You want diabetes?
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Pass me the spoon.
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[slurps]
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[slurps]
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I hate black coffee.
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Then have some cream.
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[whispers]
Good idea.
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Do you have nondairy?
I'm lactose intolerant.
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Boy, just drink the damn coffee.
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Hey, Shawn..
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...just to be safe..
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...maybe we should leave
Cassandra
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a little bit of backwash.
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How many times
do I have to tell you,
Marlon?
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There is no such thing
as Cassandra
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and there is no curse.
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Look, I ate the donut
and nothin' happened to me.
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See, I'm fine.
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Shawn?
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Shawn.
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Shawn.
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Shawn. No.
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Shawn.
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Shawn. Shawn.
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No. Shawn, I'll save you.
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Shawn, Shawn.
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Oh, Shawn.
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Shawn.
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Shawn.
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Shawn.
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- Let go. Let it go.
- Shawn.
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- Let it go.
- Shawn.
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Stop.
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- Let go of me.
- Shawn, Shawn.
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Don't worry, Shawn.
Don't..
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I'll bring..
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I'll cut it out of you.
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It's, it's a joke, Marlon.
I'm playing.
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What's wrong with you?
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I'm sorry.
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I saw this on the episode
of "ER."
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Get away from me, man.
You're crazy.
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What? I was just gonna operate.
Come here, come on.
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[instrumental music]
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So, Pops, did, uh, old
Cassandra
stop by last night?
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Sure did. Ate every crumb,
drank every drop.
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Looks like we are safe
for another year. Thank ya.
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Yeah, Pops, you're
turning
into a real hero.
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I'm gonna celebrate by making
today's Halloween special.
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Chicken fried pumpkin.
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Ye te-de!
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[laughs]
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[laughs]
Pops should know better.
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A grown man like that
believin' in ghosts.
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I know.
Even if there was a ghost.
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- What is she gonna do?
- I'm trying to say.
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Aunt Cassandra,
we're right here,
baby.
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- What's up? What's up?
- Bring it on. What you got?
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I'm goin' Redd Foxx on you.
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I give you five of these
across your lip.
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So what do you wanna do,
Cassandra? Where you at, baby?
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What's that?
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See, boy? I told you, we ain't
got nothing to worry about.
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Mm-hmm.
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[crackling]
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[screaming]
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See, Shawn,
you and your big ideas.
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Now we got a dead woman
after us.
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- A dead woman.
- Will you calm down, Marlon?
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Calm down?
Shawn, this is a
ghost.
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We can't just slap a
restraining
order on her, alright?
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Look, Marlon, okay, there is no
such thing as ghosts, alright?
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This is an old building,
things happen.
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The chandelier fallin'
was an accident.
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Help me, somebody.
Help me, please.
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Help me, help me, help me.
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The damn coffee maker.
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Are you okay, Pop?
What happened?
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The machine just blew up
in my face.
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It was bumpin'
and gyratin' and spinnin'
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like it was possessed.
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Oh, no.
Pops, me and Shawn
just--
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Uh, real sorry that you got
coffee all over you, huh?
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. Lucky for me,
my coffee is always cold.
258
00:12:09,330 --> 00:12:10,100
Oh, my God.
259
00:12:11,266 --> 00:12:13,183
The strangest
thing
just happened.
260
00:12:13,216 --> 00:12:15,000
You made a sale?
261
00:12:16,100 --> 00:12:17,150
No.
262
00:12:17,183 --> 00:12:19,316
Somehow, all the Halloween cards
in the shelves
263
00:12:19,350 --> 00:12:23,250
have been replaced with
St. Patrick's Day cards.
264
00:12:23,283 --> 00:12:25,116
That is strange.
265
00:12:25,150 --> 00:12:27,150
Oh, my watch has stopped.
266
00:12:27,183 --> 00:12:28,250
What else is new?
267
00:12:28,283 --> 00:12:30,660
No, wait a minute.
268
00:12:30,100 --> 00:12:31,366
These are genuine..
269
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,133
...imitation Rolexes..
270
00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:35,266
...and they
usually last at least
271
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:37,333
until the tourists leave town.
272
00:12:37,366 --> 00:12:42,100
Look, they've all
stopped
at the same time.
7:37.
273
00:12:42,133 --> 00:12:44,250
- Oh, no.
- What, what?
274
00:12:44,283 --> 00:12:46,233
That's the exact time
Cassandra Malloy
275
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,000
plunged to her death.
276
00:12:48,330 --> 00:12:50,300
Malloy?
That's
Irish.
277
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:53,366
St. Patrick's Day.
278
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,830
Uh.
279
00:12:55,116 --> 00:12:57,183
Uh-oh, someone's after
me,
lucky charms.
280
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,133
Whoa!
281
00:13:01,166 --> 00:13:02,250
Oh! Ooh! Oh! Ooh!
282
00:13:02,283 --> 00:13:03,366
Oh! Oh! Ooh! Ooh!
283
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,116
Ow! Ow! Whoa!
284
00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:09,330
Oh, my God, Lou.
285
00:13:09,283 --> 00:13:12,000
Lou.
286
00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:16,150
How do you like
that?
I chipped a nail.
287
00:13:16,183 --> 00:13:17,350
Jamie, what happened?
288
00:13:17,383 --> 00:13:20,200
I don't know, I was standing
at the top of the stairs
289
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,366
and I felt this cold wind
and then
290
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:26,283
I heard a woman's voice say,
"Going down," and down I went.
291
00:13:26,316 --> 00:13:29,150
Oh, no.
This is all our
fault.
292
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,266
Uh, no, it's not. We was all
down here when she fell.
293
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:33,830
No, I'm talkin' about
you eatin' that donut
294
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:35,116
and makin' me drink
that cold, nasty
coffee.
295
00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:36,383
- No, you shh--
- Look what you two have done.
296
00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,383
You've unleashed the force
of evil into the lobby.
297
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,116
I could've been killed.
298
00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:42,660
Oh, all of your
lives
are in danger.
299
00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:45,160
We can't find no ghosts,
man.
We as good as dead.
300
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,333
What do you two
have to say for yourselves?
301
00:13:47,366 --> 00:13:49,660
(both)
My bad.
302
00:14:01,266 --> 00:14:05,500
Why so shocked?
I always look this good.
303
00:14:05,830 --> 00:14:06,500
[snaps fingers]
304
00:14:06,830 --> 00:14:08,830
[instrumental music]
305
00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:11,150
[thunder rumbling]
306
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,660
[screaming]
307
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:15,233
Will you cut it out, Marlon?
It's only lightning.
308
00:14:17,233 --> 00:14:19,233
Shawn, don't you
watch
horror movies?
309
00:14:19,266 --> 00:14:22,183
First is lightnin'
and then there's
thunder..
310
00:14:22,216 --> 00:14:24,383
...and then,
gaa,
somebody dies.
311
00:14:25,160 --> 00:14:26,383
Yeah, but it's always white
kids
about to have sex.
312
00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,160
We're safe.
313
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:30,366
I don't know,
Shawn,
I'm telling you.
314
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,300
Before long, the elevator
door's gonna swing open
315
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,330
and Cassandra's gonna come out
316
00:14:36,660 --> 00:14:38,000
and kill both of us
until we're dead.
317
00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:40,200
- Marlon.
- What?
318
00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:43,500
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
319
00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:45,330
We want Cassandra to come out.
320
00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:47,500
That's what an exorcism is for.
321
00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:51,500
First, you and Shawn
have to face her and
apologize.
322
00:14:51,830 --> 00:14:53,216
Uh, couldn't we just fax her?
323
00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:56,300
Maybe send her a shout-out?
324
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,366
Hey, yo, yo, yo,
I wanna say what's
up
325
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,200
to my homegirl, Cassandra.
326
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:03,250
Yo, I'm sorry
about the donut, baby. Ha
ha.
327
00:15:03,283 --> 00:15:05,150
But, yo, check it.
I'll see you later.
328
00:15:05,183 --> 00:15:07,116
Keep it real. Easy.
329
00:15:07,150 --> 00:15:12,183
We're trying to contact the
living dead, not living
single.
330
00:15:12,216 --> 00:15:14,116
Are you sure you know
what you're doing, Monique?
331
00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:16,166
- Of course.
- 'Oh, really?'
332
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:19,283
You've exorcised a demon
from an office building
before?
333
00:15:19,316 --> 00:15:21,133
Not exactly
334
00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:24,166
but my nanny was
a spiritualist from
Haiti.
335
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,330
She left me this book
on the occult
336
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:28,150
just before she was
taken from us.
337
00:15:28,183 --> 00:15:29,383
- How'd she die?
- Oh, she didn't.
338
00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:33,000
- Immigration got her.
- Oh, great.
339
00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:35,150
We're putting our lives
in the hands of some
domestic
340
00:15:35,183 --> 00:15:37,330
without a green card.
341
00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:38,316
You don't have a choice,
unless you wanna
342
00:15:38,350 --> 00:15:40,100
go down another
flight of stairs.
343
00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:41,216
I'm in.
344
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:44,160
Alright, everybody,
come on, let's raise some
dead.
345
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:45,166
Oh.
346
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,350
Here it goes.
347
00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:50,316
"First of all, the offenders
of the roaming spirit
348
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:52,150
must offer a lock of hair."
349
00:15:52,183 --> 00:15:54,283
- I got a pair of scissors.
- Oh, hell, y'all are crazy.
350
00:15:54,316 --> 00:15:56,366
- I ain't givin' up no
hair.
- You better peace out.
351
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,166
You can give it to her or I'm
gonna pluck them out myself.
352
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:03,330
- The choice is yours.
- I do need a trim, you know.
353
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:09,500
Go on, Shawn, make me fabulous.
354
00:16:11,116 --> 00:16:14,116
Ooh, little miss girl,
look at this little
split ends
355
00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:15,283
and all these little spikes.
356
00:16:15,316 --> 00:16:18,216
You look like a ghetto
porcupine
or somethin'.
357
00:16:22,216 --> 00:16:24,250
Here we go.
358
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,660
Okay, it's my turn.
359
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,283
Sit down.
360
00:16:27,316 --> 00:16:30,330
[chuckles]
361
00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:32,366
Yo, yo, yo, Marlon, be
careful.
I got a date tomorrow night.
362
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,216
And this girl loves to run her
fingers through my silky hair.
363
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,216
[chuckles]
364
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,316
Pop, she think I'm Indian.
365
00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:39,166
[chuckles]
366
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,166
Well, now she's gonna think
you're Montel Williams.
367
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,660
[laughs]
368
00:16:46,333 --> 00:16:49,830
"Now cast the hair
into the flame."
369
00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:53,330
[thunder rumbling]
370
00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:57,160
Damn, Shawn. I told you
to cut back on that hair
grease.
371
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,166
Alright, we must
all join hands now
372
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,500
as the offending parties
invoke the spirit.
373
00:17:02,830 --> 00:17:05,100
(Monique)
Shawn and Marlon,
repeat after me.
374
00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:10,233
Oh, wise and wonderful
spirit of the great beyond.
375
00:17:10,266 --> 00:17:13,500
(both)
Oh, wise and wonderful spirit
of the great beyond.
376
00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:14,333
Say it like you mean it.
377
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:17,350
(both)
Oh, wise and wonderful spirit
of the great beyond.
378
00:17:19,133 --> 00:17:22,283
I am unworthy.
379
00:17:22,316 --> 00:17:25,250
(both)
I am unworthy.
380
00:17:25,283 --> 00:17:28,100
I am worthless.
381
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:31,150
(both)
I am worthless.
382
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:36,160
I am lower than dragon dung.
383
00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:40,133
I am lower than dragon dung.
384
00:17:40,166 --> 00:17:41,233
I know you are,
but what am I?
385
00:17:41,266 --> 00:17:43,000
- See!
- I'm going to get my belt.
386
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,166
(both)
Alright, alright, alright.
387
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,150
We're dung,
we're dung, we're dung.
388
00:17:51,283 --> 00:17:54,333
Please, oh, great spirit,
appear before us
389
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:58,330
that we may seek
your forgiveness.
390
00:17:58,660 --> 00:17:59,200
[thunder rumbling]
391
00:18:00,316 --> 00:18:02,830
This is stupid.
392
00:18:02,116 --> 00:18:04,266
Hey, looks like
Cassandra's a no-show.
393
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,133
Who's up
for trick-or-treatin', baby?
394
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:09,830
[both scream]
395
00:18:09,116 --> 00:18:10,300
Oh!
396
00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,316
Get off of me.
397
00:18:15,350 --> 00:18:16,333
Get off!
398
00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:19,300
Get, get..
Marlon, get off of me.
399
00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:22,116
Shawn, where is everybody?
400
00:18:22,383 --> 00:18:24,000
They're gone.
401
00:18:24,330 --> 00:18:26,500
Well, come on,
let's join 'em.
402
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,330
[both screaming]
403
00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:31,200
Monique!
404
00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:34,000
Oh, no.
405
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:36,660
Right before I was
about to make my move.
406
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:37,383
Will you come along, man?
407
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,283
You could do that later.
Trust me, she'll hang
around.
408
00:18:39,316 --> 00:18:41,660
Let's be out.
409
00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:43,830
This way.
410
00:18:43,116 --> 00:18:45,100
[screaming]
411
00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:48,266
Oh, my God,
Lou's fallen again.
412
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,350
Yeah, and this time..
413
00:18:50,383 --> 00:18:52,500
...she ain't getting up.
414
00:18:53,830 --> 00:18:54,350
Marlon, Shawn.
415
00:18:56,150 --> 00:18:59,500
- Reggie.
- Don't lose your heads.
416
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,350
Boys. Boys.
417
00:19:02,383 --> 00:19:04,160
Thank God, Pop.
418
00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:05,216
- Whoo.
- You okay.
419
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:09,000
W-w-why d-did you
have to e-eat the donut?
420
00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,166
[screaming]
421
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,383
Pop, we're sorry, Pop.
422
00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,200
- We'll never do it again.
- Pop, Shawn made me do it.
423
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,266
(Shawn)
Marlon, look!
424
00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:21,116
Who ate me donut?
425
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,350
He did. He did.
426
00:19:23,383 --> 00:19:28,116
And who drank me coffee?
427
00:19:28,150 --> 00:19:29,166
- It was him.
- Hey.
428
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,830
Juan Valdez over here.
429
00:19:31,116 --> 00:19:34,366
Now, you must pay.
430
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,316
[both screaming]
431
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,333
And that'd be 50 cent
for the donut.
432
00:19:40,366 --> 00:19:43,316
And the coffee's a buck.
Thank you kindly.
433
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:46,000
[all laughing]
434
00:19:47,330 --> 00:19:49,366
- We gotcha.
- Gotcha.
435
00:19:50,333 --> 00:19:52,660
Whoo!
436
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:55,150
You should see
the look on your
faces.
437
00:19:55,183 --> 00:19:58,166
- It was classic.
- We got you suckers.
438
00:19:59,333 --> 00:20:01,350
- We knew.
- Yeah, yeah.
439
00:20:01,383 --> 00:20:04,100
We was playin' along with y'all.
440
00:20:04,133 --> 00:20:06,500
We fooled y'all. Ha ha!
441
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,250
(Shawn)
'How'd you do it, Pop?'
442
00:20:08,283 --> 00:20:10,166
I was working late
in the diner last night
443
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,183
I saw you two eat
Cassandra's snack.
444
00:20:12,216 --> 00:20:15,116
I decided then and there
to teach you boys a lesson.
445
00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:17,250
And we were only
too glad to help.
446
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:18,383
Well, I gotta admit.
447
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,283
You had us fooled for a second.
448
00:20:20,316 --> 00:20:22,660
Yeah, I mean,
y'all went all
out.
449
00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:25,116
You got all dressed
up,
you got a skeleton
450
00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:27,830
fake blood, a phony knife.
451
00:20:27,116 --> 00:20:29,250
Yo, Lou,
how did you take that fall?
452
00:20:29,283 --> 00:20:32,160
I'm a paratrooper
in the Air National Guard.
453
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,300
Plus I do a lot of jazzercise.
454
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,183
Wait a second, wait a
second,
wait a second.
455
00:20:36,216 --> 00:20:38,200
I wanna know how y'all
got that chandelier to
fall.
456
00:20:38,233 --> 00:20:39,283
- Yeah.
- Chandelier?
457
00:20:39,316 --> 00:20:41,183
- Yeah.
- What chandelier?
458
00:20:41,216 --> 00:20:42,333
The one that nearly killed us.
459
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,116
We didn't touch any chandelier.
460
00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:47,500
- Oh, come on..
- Come on, Pop, do we look dumb?
461
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:48,250
[thunder rumbling]
462
00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:56,233
(Cassandra)
'Ooh, me favorite chocolate.'
463
00:20:56,266 --> 00:20:58,266
[Cassandra laughing]
464
00:21:03,266 --> 00:21:05,150
[laughing continues]
465
00:21:11,316 --> 00:21:13,266
(Cassandra)
'Going down.'
466
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:15,150
[Cassandra laughing]
467
00:21:15,183 --> 00:21:17,133
[all screaming]
468
00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:19,100
[instrumental music]
469
00:21:21,330 --> 00:21:23,183
Marlon, hey! Hey, Shawn,
get me out of here, man.
470
00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:24,216
Hey!
471
00:21:27,233 --> 00:21:28,300
[whistling]
472
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,000
Come on, guys.
473
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,333
Come on, guys,
this ain't funny anymore.
474
00:21:31,366 --> 00:21:33,300
Come on.
475
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,316
I see your two..
476
00:21:34,350 --> 00:21:36,266
...and I raise you five more.
477
00:21:36,300 --> 00:21:38,150
- I'm in.
- Me too.
478
00:21:38,183 --> 00:21:39,350
- I'm in.
- Me too.
479
00:21:41,830 --> 00:21:43,660
Come on, man,
this ain't funny now.
480
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,350
Come on! This ain't..
This is not funny.
481
00:21:45,383 --> 00:21:47,330
This is..
482
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:49,383
Well, at least deal me in.
483
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,660
There you go, brother.
484
00:21:52,183 --> 00:21:56,333
Two, three, four, five.
485
00:21:58,830 --> 00:21:59,383
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon, say cheese.
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