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Here you go, sir.
Pops' blue plate special.
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Enjoy yourself.
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[whispering]
Boy! Psst.
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Psst.
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- Come here!
- Wassup, pop?
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What do you think
you're doin' bringin' in
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food from the competition?
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Oh, this is just
a gift from
Monique.
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See?
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It's a Napoleon.
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I don't care
if it's Attila the Hun.
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I don't want it
invading my diner.
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I just wanted to do
somethin'
special for Monique, pop.
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You really got it
bad for her, don' you, boy?
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Yeah, man. She whooped it on me.
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I mean, she's smart, she's fine
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she smells good.
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They do say opposites attract.
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Ha ha ha.
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Today's my big day, pop.
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I'mma go out there and tell her
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how I feel and ask her out.
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(Pops)
'Young love.'
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I-I remember the first time
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I asked your mom out on a date.
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We were both on the subway.
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- The car was full..
- Mm-hmm.
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I was pressed all up against..
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[chuckles]
I do that, too,
pop.
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Gotta get
your token's worth,
brother.
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[laughing]
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- I winked.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Gave her that killer
smile.
- Mm-hmm.
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- I say, he he he.
- Aah!
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"How do you do, good-lookin'?
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Watcha got cookin',
sugar dumplings?"
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- A-and what came next?
- Shawn. And then you.
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Oh! You..
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[theme song]
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♪ We're brothers ♪
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♪ We're happy
and we're singin' ♪
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♪ And we're colored ♪
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♪ Give me a high five ♪
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(male #1)
'Alright, cut and print.
Beautiful, guys.'
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'Dynamite. That is..'
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♪ Girl what you got
goin' on tonight? ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ Won't you just chill
with me tonight ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ Girl what you got
going on tonight? ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ Won't you just chill
with me tonight ♪
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♪ I got something
that you gonna like ♪
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♪ I got something.. ♪♪
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[instrumental music]
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- How do you do, gentlemen?
- Howdy-doo?
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Say, Pops, what's with
the clothes rack in the
lobby?
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Oh, that's my tailor, Sam.
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He's responsible
for the way I look.
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And he's still in business?
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You bet he is. I'm makin'
the boys buy new suits from
him.
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Couldn't you just ground them?
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[laughs]
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Son, I'd say
you're a perfect 42.
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Wrong.
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[laughs]
Yeah, well, you
know
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I never had any complaints.
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Except for that one time.
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But, hey,
I just got out of the pool.
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What the hell
are you talking about?
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You're buying a suit?
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- Who died?
- Oh.
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You think just 'cause
a brother's buyin' a suit
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he gotta be goin'
to a funeral or the court?
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Guess the only kind of suit
a black man's allowed to have
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is a lawsuit.
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What you need
is a
straightjacket.
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Doesn't matter
what kind of jacket you wear.
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The important thing is the fit.
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There, that looks good. That's
done. Uh, let's take a look.
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There's a big mirror
in the men's room
upstairs.
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[groans]
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- Can you make it?
- 'Son.'
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I've got a 24-year-old wife.
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I guess I can
handle those stairs.
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(Marlon)
'Hey, Monique.'
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- Hello, Marlon.
- Wassup?
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- And what's that?
- What, this?
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You know that bakery
around the corner?
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- Yes. It's my favorite.
- For real?
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Well, I go over there
and I ask for a brownie
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and look what they gave me.
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[gasps]
A Napoleon!
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I love them!
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Get outta here. Really?
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I hate these things.
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I have an idea.
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Why don't you take it?
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- For real?
- Mm-hmm.
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Oh, Marlon, that's so sweet.
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[telephone ringing]
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The phone!
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[whispers]
The phone.
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You owe me big time
for this one, sister.
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Good morning,
Ms. Lattimore's office.
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One moment, please.
I'll see if she's
available.
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Tell him I'm in conference.
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She's right here.
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Thank you, Ursula.
Please hold all my calls.
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Mr. Hathaway.
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How good of you
to call and
apologize.
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All is forgiven.
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Now just reissue my credit card
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and I won't press charges.
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Say what?
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Oh, no. Uh-uh. Oh, no.
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I know you ain't got
no attitude.
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Delinquent? Who you
callin' delinquent?
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I send you at least
two dollars every month.
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S-stop laughin'!
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Sally Struthers
could feed ten kids on that.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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[whispers
]
Damn!
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Shall I cancel your afternoon
meetings, Ms. Lattimore?
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Oh, shut up.
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That was my last credit card.
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Would a Napoleon
make you feel
better?
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No, thanks, Marlon.
I couldn't eat a bite.
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[instrumental music]
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- Hi, Marlon.
- Hey, Monique.
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Hey, Monique,
you know, I was
wonderin'
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maybe you'd be interested
in,
like, goin' out to a--
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[gasps]
Oh, good God!
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- Is that a yes or a no?
- Marlon, quick.
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- Help me outta this smock.
- I guess that's a yes.
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Come on, you freak.
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There is a man in this lobby
with a killer smile
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in the body of a God.
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Oh, girl,
you ain't gotta flatter
me.
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I told you, I'mma give you some.
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- Come on.
- No!
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I'm talkin' abouthim.
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- Oh..
- Who that?
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Shh. It's Otis Campbell.
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My old boyfriend from college.
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Oh, he was always
so competitive.
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- He had to be on top.
- Not me.
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Top, bottom, sideways..
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I'm flexible, girl.
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(Monique)
Oh, he looks good.
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- And successful.
- Oh, he ain't all that.
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And homie went a little
crazy
with them shoulder pads.
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No, they're his. They're real!
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Oh, Marlon, I'd just die
if he knew I was a salesgirl.
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- Please, help me.
- Alright, alright,
alright.
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Excuse me?
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Can I get some help here?
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Plastic surgeon's office
is on the third floor.
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Monique?
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Monique Lattimore.
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I'd recognize
those legs anywhere.
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Oh! Why, Otis Campbell,
as I live and breathe.
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What a pleasant surprise.
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Uh, Billy Dee, you almost
forgot your magazine, man.
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Keep your shirt on, kid.
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I'm talking to the lady.
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[chuckles]
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You look fabulous.
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You, too.
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So what brings you to New York?
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And how soon are you leaving?
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Actually, I'm in kind of a rush.
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I'm dropping off some
plans
for one of my clients.
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I have my own architectural
firm
in Hartford.
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Ahem, I have my own
ant farm in Harlem. Ha.
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So what are you up to?
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Oh..
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I don't wanna make you late
for your appointment.
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Go, go, go. Run, run, run.
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Get hit, hit, hit
by a car, car, car.
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Then we should
get together for lunch.
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I-I'll be free by 1:00.
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That'll be fun,
comparing our lives
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seeing who's on top.
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- Well, uh..
- I won't take no for an
answer.
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God, I can't wait.
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Yo, my man.
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Forgot your magazine.
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(Otis)
'Ah. Thank you.'
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[instrumental music]
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I'm surprised we haven't
run into each other
before.
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You're still
somewhere in The Hamptons?
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- Martha's Vineyard.
- Ah! Of course. Ha.
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Well, you probably have
more time to vacation than I
do.
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I'm so busy running my firm.
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I'm the same.
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Work, work, work.
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Really? What is it that you do?
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I'm a broker.
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(Otis)
'Oh, the Wall Street grind.'
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I always imagined you
on something far more..
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...glamorous than that.
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[chuckles]
Did you think
I meant stockbroker?
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Oh, heavens, no.
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I'm a diamond broker.
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And how's that for glamor?
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[laughing]
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Marlon, you're takin'
the finish off of the Formica.
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You wanna polish something,
go wax my car.
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Oh, pops. Shh.
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They're talkin'.
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Monique, I am so happy
for your success.
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Oh, yes, I guess that's me.
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Your basic
super-successful career woman.
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[dishes clanking]
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Excuse me, what are you doing?
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Just earnin' my 15%..
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...ma'am.
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Of course, my true
fulfillment is in my
marriage.
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00:09:00,383 --> 00:09:03,330
But I guess
a successful career woman
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has to sacrifice something.
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I'm married.
224
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Happily...married.
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Oh, but I'm so sorry, man.
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Here. Lemme..
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Hey, brother,
you might wanna get that.
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Yes. Fabulous career.
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Fabulous marriage.
I've got it all.
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Monique, what you think, girl?
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You look sensational..
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...sweetheart.
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Thanks.
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- Honeybunch?
- Otis.
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I'd like you to meet
my husband, Shawn.
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[groaning]
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Please, please, please,
please,
please, please, please?
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So you're married to Monique?
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Yeah, sometimes I can't
believe it myself.
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- Shawn Williams.
- Otis Campbell.
241
00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:02,133
So what do you do?
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He's in publishing.
He's a publisher.
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00:10:04,116 --> 00:10:06,830
Oh, I've got to go.
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Uh, but I should stay
in the city tonight.
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00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:09,183
We should go
to that new
restaurant
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uh, in the
village,
The Golden Veil.
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Oh, sorry, no can't do.
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- My treat.
- Your treat?
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- We in there.
- Ah, perfect.
250
00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:17,216
I'll..
Right
on.
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I'll meet you
at the restaurant,
say..
252
00:10:19,283 --> 00:10:20,266
...eightish?
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- Okayish.
- Ha ha.
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- What were you thinking?
- What are you thinkin'?
255
00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,350
Hey, I'm just tryin'
to get a free dinner
256
00:10:30,383 --> 00:10:32,216
at the hottest
new restaurant in town.
257
00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:33,283
[sighs]
258
00:10:33,316 --> 00:10:35,266
And unless you want
your cover blown
259
00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:37,316
I suggest, you be there, too
260
00:10:37,350 --> 00:10:39,330
dear.
261
00:10:41,316 --> 00:10:43,316
[instrumental music]
262
00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:48,366
[knocking on door]
263
00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:53,250
Shawn...I know
I'm a little early, but--
264
00:10:53,283 --> 00:10:54,366
That's okay, I'm
starved.
Let's get going.
265
00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:56,500
No.
266
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,283
I came early so we could
go over a few things.
267
00:10:58,316 --> 00:10:59,300
Like what?
268
00:10:59,333 --> 00:11:03,160
Like how important
this night is to me.
269
00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,660
Otis never passed up
the opportunity
270
00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:08,166
to, to put down
or degrade the less fortunate.
271
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,100
It was so much fun.
272
00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:12,383
But now I am
the less fortunate. And--
273
00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,183
And you're finally gettin'
what you deserve.
274
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,200
Yes! And it's not fair.
275
00:11:17,233 --> 00:11:19,330
Alright. just relax,
don't worry.
276
00:11:19,660 --> 00:11:20,300
We're gonna pull this one off.
277
00:11:20,333 --> 00:11:22,660
Okay.
278
00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:25,100
Well, first, if you're gonna
be believable as my husband
279
00:11:25,133 --> 00:11:27,350
you're gonna have to
have
the perfect image.
280
00:11:27,383 --> 00:11:29,316
[chuckling]
Come on, girl.
281
00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:32,116
It don't get no more perfect
than this.
282
00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:36,116
Then I guess
this is gonna have to
do.
283
00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:38,216
Alright, we need
to come up with a good
story
284
00:11:38,250 --> 00:11:40,500
about how we met.
285
00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,200
Okay, let's keep this simple.
286
00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:45,100
We met in Zimbabwe.
287
00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:47,830
Good. I like that.
288
00:11:47,116 --> 00:11:49,100
I was inspecting diamond mines.
289
00:11:49,133 --> 00:11:51,266
And I was on a safari.
290
00:11:51,300 --> 00:11:53,333
But the safari
was really a cover-up
291
00:11:53,366 --> 00:11:55,100
'cause see, I'm really..
292
00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:56,316
...a CIA agent
293
00:11:56,350 --> 00:12:00,830
sent there to investigate
the black-market ivory trade.
294
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,333
Okay, I'm a publisher.
295
00:12:05,366 --> 00:12:07,250
Perfect.
296
00:12:07,283 --> 00:12:10,133
Now there's just
one big hurdle left to
surmount.
297
00:12:10,166 --> 00:12:11,316
Who's gonna spring
for the cab?
298
00:12:11,350 --> 00:12:14,133
No. We're gonna have to kiss.
299
00:12:14,166 --> 00:12:16,830
Nah, ain't gonna be
none of that.
300
00:12:16,116 --> 00:12:17,250
If we're married,
we have to be
301
00:12:17,283 --> 00:12:20,133
totally comfortable
around each other.
302
00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:21,350
Now come here.
303
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,300
No.
304
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:25,383
Please?
305
00:12:34,266 --> 00:12:37,160
Okay, now put
your arm around me.
306
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:40,133
Can't we have one of those
empty, loveless marriages?
307
00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:42,366
I don't like this
any more than you
do.
308
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,283
Just do it.
309
00:12:46,150 --> 00:12:48,283
[sighs]
310
00:12:48,316 --> 00:12:51,830
[laughing]
311
00:12:51,116 --> 00:12:52,250
Shawn..
312
00:12:52,283 --> 00:12:54,166
Okay, okay.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
313
00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:55,283
Get serious.
314
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,660
Think serious.
315
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:04,183
[laughing]
316
00:13:04,216 --> 00:13:05,316
- Alright, forget it.
- No, the face.
317
00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:07,200
No, I meant you
had..
Okay. Um.
318
00:13:07,233 --> 00:13:08,383
[inhales]
319
00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,500
Okay. I'm ready now.
320
00:13:12,116 --> 00:13:13,366
- All.
- Okay!
321
00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:23,133
Hey, Shawn, I was thinkin'..
322
00:13:23,166 --> 00:13:25,133
[gasps]
323
00:13:26,116 --> 00:13:27,300
Hey!
324
00:13:29,383 --> 00:13:31,100
What the hell were y'all doin'?
325
00:13:31,133 --> 00:13:33,116
Hey, this was not
what it looked
like.
326
00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:35,000
- Were y'all kissing?
- Yes.
327
00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:36,250
Well, that's what
it looked like.
328
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,250
We were acting, man.
There was nothin' to it.
329
00:13:38,283 --> 00:13:41,160
I mean, it's not like
my heart was pounding
330
00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,150
or my knees went weak.
331
00:13:42,183 --> 00:13:43,216
O-or my nipples got hard
332
00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:45,266
and I needed a cold shower.
333
00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:49,183
Yeah, well, you know what,
if nothing else didn't happen
334
00:13:49,216 --> 00:13:50,366
you'd be pregnant right now.
335
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,216
Oh, please, do you
think
I'd be remotely
interested
336
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,160
in a big oaf like Shawn?
337
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:56,100
Oh, shut up and let's get going
338
00:13:56,133 --> 00:13:58,150
you uptight pain in the butt.
339
00:13:58,183 --> 00:14:00,160
Oh, we sound married.
340
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,330
We're good, girl!
341
00:14:03,216 --> 00:14:06,160
Keep it tight.
342
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,166
Watch them hands.
343
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,300
My bad.
344
00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:12,100
[chuckling]
345
00:14:12,133 --> 00:14:14,830
Shawn and Monique.
346
00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:17,166
What am I buggin' for?
347
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:20,160
Ain't nothin'
goin' on between them.
348
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:22,233
Shawn's my brother.
He'd never do that to me.
349
00:14:22,266 --> 00:14:24,150
(man on TV)
'Next on
"The Ricky Lake Show.."'
350
00:14:24,183 --> 00:14:27,266
'Men in fancy suits who steal
their brother's girlfriend.'
351
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:31,250
Shawn!
352
00:14:31,283 --> 00:14:32,300
[instrumental music]
353
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,330
Shawn!
354
00:14:37,383 --> 00:14:40,383
[instrumental music]
355
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,383
- Aha, there you are.
- Sorry we're a little
late.
356
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,183
Yeah, uh, we were foolin' around
357
00:14:48,216 --> 00:14:49,333
and lost track of time.
358
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:52,133
You know how freaky
this newlywed thing could be.
359
00:14:53,116 --> 00:14:54,660
[laughs]
360
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,233
- Ooh.
- Ha!
361
00:14:55,266 --> 00:14:57,830
Francine and I are the same way.
362
00:14:57,116 --> 00:15:00,000
If she'd have been in town,
we'd have been even later.
363
00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:01,266
Hours
364
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:03,166
Yeah, well,
it does take some guys
365
00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:05,200
a little longer to get started.
366
00:15:07,830 --> 00:15:09,183
- Our party's ready.
- Uh, table for three.
367
00:15:09,216 --> 00:15:11,660
Follow me, please.
368
00:15:12,283 --> 00:15:14,283
[bells jingling]
369
00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:18,250
[instrumental music]
370
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:22,150
I'm startin' to like
this place already.
371
00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:26,316
Call me.
372
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,500
The food
is supposed to be
fantastic.
373
00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:33,830
We get food, too?
374
00:15:33,116 --> 00:15:35,830
Otis, I had no idea
375
00:15:35,116 --> 00:15:37,166
this was a Moroccan restaurant.
376
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,133
Ooh, what fun.
377
00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,500
They have some unusual customs
378
00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:43,830
just do what I do.
379
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:45,300
- Got you.
- Oh, pillows!
380
00:15:45,333 --> 00:15:47,183
How authentic!
381
00:15:47,216 --> 00:15:48,366
[clears throat]
382
00:15:52,166 --> 00:15:54,316
[mumbling]
383
00:16:19,216 --> 00:16:21,350
Hey, I guess
he don't know about the
customs.
384
00:16:23,266 --> 00:16:25,830
My name is Rasaan.
385
00:16:25,116 --> 00:16:27,200
Welcome to The Golden Veil.
386
00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:29,133
Tonight the chef's special
387
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:31,166
is the Chicken Casablanca.
388
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,283
I highly recommend it.
389
00:16:33,316 --> 00:16:35,366
Can we start
with a order ofnachos?
390
00:16:37,116 --> 00:16:38,830
- No.
- You know.
391
00:16:38,116 --> 00:16:39,283
I-I think we'll try the chicken.
392
00:16:39,316 --> 00:16:41,116
- Very good.
- Huh.
393
00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:42,300
- 'Ooh.'
- So..
394
00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:43,366
How long have you been married?
395
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,100
- A year.
- A month.
396
00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:47,233
- A month.
- A year.
397
00:16:47,266 --> 00:16:49,183
A year and a month.
398
00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:52,000
Otis, wouldn't you
like
to know where we met?
399
00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:53,500
Sure, where did you meet?
400
00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:54,200
(both)
Zimbabwe.
401
00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:57,383
- Ah!
- Ah, ha ha, we got it!
402
00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:01,200
Okay, well, I've spent
a little time in Africa
myself.
403
00:17:01,233 --> 00:17:02,366
- Really?
- 'Yes.'
404
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,350
I speak fluent Swahili.
405
00:17:04,383 --> 00:17:06,333
[speaking in Swahili]
406
00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:10,200
That means, congratulations
on your marriage.
407
00:17:10,233 --> 00:17:14,660
- I know.
- Yeah, me, too.
408
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,266
So, Otis, do you speak Bantu?
409
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:19,183
- No.
- Huh, I didn't think so.
410
00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:23,166
[gibberish]
411
00:17:25,383 --> 00:17:28,116
Kumbaya,kumbaya.
412
00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:31,133
[gibberish]
413
00:17:32,283 --> 00:17:33,350
W-what does that mean?
414
00:17:33,383 --> 00:17:36,233
[chuckles]
Wouldn't you like to know?
415
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,300
[no audio]
416
00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:45,250
Excuse me, sir.
You have a telephone call.
417
00:17:45,283 --> 00:17:46,350
A phone call?
418
00:17:46,383 --> 00:17:48,100
Uh, it must be one of my big
419
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,330
publishing deals goin' through.
420
00:17:50,660 --> 00:17:53,000
I'll be right back,
my littlebaklava.
421
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,366
- I got you. Come here.
- Yo, man, what's your problem?
422
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,166
- I'm here to fight for my
girl.
- Boy..
423
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:04,100
Shawn, don't hit me please,
don't hit me, don't hit me.
424
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:05,316
Look, man.
I ain't here to fight you.
425
00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:07,183
I just want
a little bit ofbabaganoush.
426
00:18:07,216 --> 00:18:10,150
You keep your hands
off herbaba ganoush.
427
00:18:10,183 --> 00:18:12,200
I'm sorry.
428
00:18:12,233 --> 00:18:14,116
- Yo, what's your problem, man?
- Shawn.
429
00:18:14,150 --> 00:18:15,250
I'm tryin' to kick it to Monique
430
00:18:15,283 --> 00:18:17,100
and you're in my way.
431
00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:19,166
- You're serious?
- Yeah, I'm serious.
432
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,200
Well, what about
our plans with Joe
College?
433
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:24,660
Come on, now. She's too good
to have to lie to him.
434
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,300
Well, if that's the
way
you feel, gee.
435
00:18:26,333 --> 00:18:28,660
- I'm out.
- On the real?
436
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,366
On the real, of
course.
You're my brother.
437
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,000
I love you.
438
00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:32,660
Beside, I've been married
439
00:18:32,100 --> 00:18:33,316
to Monique for only an hour
440
00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:35,383
and I'm already
thinkin'
about committin'
adultery.
441
00:18:38,330 --> 00:18:40,830
- Thanks, kid.
- Alright, man. Good luck.
442
00:18:40,116 --> 00:18:42,660
- Alright, B.
- Alright, babe.
443
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,330
- A little dessert for the
road.
- Okay.
444
00:18:53,116 --> 00:18:55,233
- Hey, Monique.
- Marlon?
445
00:18:55,266 --> 00:18:56,350
What a surprise!
446
00:18:56,383 --> 00:18:58,100
Listen, sweetie,
I gotta talk to you.
447
00:18:58,133 --> 00:19:00,116
- And we will.
- Hey.
448
00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:01,283
You're the guy
from the newsstand.
449
00:19:01,316 --> 00:19:05,000
Nothing get's by
you,
huh, Colum-Bro?
450
00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:07,830
And you bussed
our table at the diner.
451
00:19:07,116 --> 00:19:10,183
Righto again,
Sherlock Home Boy.
452
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:11,366
Monique, what is he
talking about?
453
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,160
I'm talkin' about
a little somethin'
454
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:15,830
called the truth, alright?
455
00:19:15,366 --> 00:19:17,133
Listen, Monique.
456
00:19:18,183 --> 00:19:19,150
I gotta tell you somethin'.
457
00:19:19,183 --> 00:19:20,366
I can't hold it another minute.
458
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,133
The men's room is around
the corner to the left.
459
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,000
Monique, listen.
460
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,160
I, um..
461
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,166
I think
you're a beautiful person.
462
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,350
I don't care what you do
or how much money you make
463
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:39,216
I think you fly
just the way you are.
464
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:41,000
Marlon..
465
00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:42,316
Sweetie, if you can
see yourself like I see you
466
00:19:42,350 --> 00:19:44,350
you wouldn't have to pretend
in front of Bryant Gumbel
467
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,133
over there.
468
00:19:47,150 --> 00:19:48,316
'Cause you're all that
469
00:19:48,350 --> 00:19:50,116
and afalafel.
470
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:54,330
Monique, what is he
babbling about?
471
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:57,366
Otis, I haven't been
totally honest with
you.
472
00:19:58,266 --> 00:20:00,660
I'm not rich.
473
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,266
And I'm not married
474
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:04,330
and I'm not a diamond broker.
475
00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:06,250
I'm...a brain surgeon.
476
00:20:06,283 --> 00:20:07,316
I will beat you
with this chicken.
477
00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:09,266
Oh, alright!
478
00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:12,160
I'm a salesgirl in a card shop.
479
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,366
And Otis Campbell, if
that's
not good enough for you
480
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,133
you can just get up and walk
right out of this restaurant.
481
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:20,150
Monique.
482
00:20:20,183 --> 00:20:23,500
Thank you for being
so honest with me.
483
00:20:23,830 --> 00:20:25,316
And I think you're right.
484
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,366
It's time for me to go.
485
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:33,133
Wait till the alumni
hear about this.
486
00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:34,133
Hey, hey!
487
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:35,300
Don't forget to tell the alumni
488
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:38,330
that you're still wearing
Arsenio's haircut.
489
00:20:38,660 --> 00:20:39,133
'Yes!'
490
00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:42,116
Yes!
491
00:20:42,150 --> 00:20:44,660
My posse.
492
00:20:44,100 --> 00:20:45,350
[chuckles]
493
00:20:45,383 --> 00:20:47,233
I'm sorry, sweetie,
I didn't mean to mess up
494
00:20:47,266 --> 00:20:48,333
your little date.
495
00:20:48,366 --> 00:20:50,250
It's okay.
496
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:53,166
Those things
you said were so
sweet.
497
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,660
You're a really
good friend,
Marlon.
498
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,250
Thank you.
499
00:21:01,150 --> 00:21:03,366
Well, am I a really,
really good friend?
500
00:21:08,660 --> 00:21:12,160
Am I a really, really,
really good friend?
501
00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:15,333
Marlon.
502
00:21:15,366 --> 00:21:18,133
Okay, okay, alright, alright.
503
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:20,366
- Whoo!
- Hey, girl?
504
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,166
Well, I guess
it's just me and you.
505
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,150
Well, look on the bright side.
506
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:26,160
I was.
507
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,316
The worst is over. What
else
could possibly go wrong?
508
00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:30,333
- Yeah. I know, right?
- Taste this.
509
00:21:30,366 --> 00:21:34,250
That gentleman said that you'd
take care of the check.
510
00:21:34,283 --> 00:21:36,250
Oh, no problem.
511
00:21:36,283 --> 00:21:38,660
[both gasp]
512
00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:40,830
Damn! This is rent.
513
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:43,233
How we gonna pay for that?
514
00:21:43,266 --> 00:21:46,830
[instrumental music]
515
00:21:46,116 --> 00:21:47,366
I don't know about you,
but this is the best date
516
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,283
I ever been on.
517
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:54,250
Hey, hey! Okay, alright.
518
00:21:58,116 --> 00:21:59,250
between you and Monique.
519
00:21:59,283 --> 00:22:01,300
Does the words
platonic buddies mean anything?
520
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:03,116
- Man, like that?
- Yeah..
521
00:22:03,150 --> 00:22:04,350
Well, come with me
to play some pool.
522
00:22:04,383 --> 00:22:06,150
No, man. I'm chillin', man.
523
00:22:06,183 --> 00:22:07,366
I'm just gonna stay
in the house and take it
easy.
524
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,300
- You sure?
- Yeah, man, I'mma be alright.
525
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:11,383
- Alright, one love, kid.
- Alright, one love.
526
00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,183
[sighs]
527
00:22:15,216 --> 00:22:18,216
[instrumental music]
528
00:22:19,350 --> 00:22:21,383
Oh, you sure
you don't wanna play?
529
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,133
Forget pool.
530
00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,160
(Shawn)Look up, Marlon. Say cheese.
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