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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,266 --> 00:00:03,330 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:08,333 --> 00:00:10,350 Hey! What's up, Shawn? 3 00:00:10,383 --> 00:00:12,300 Hey, what's up, kid? 4 00:00:12,333 --> 00:00:16,830 Wow...I'm really impressed. 5 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:18,283 - This house is clean. - Thank you. 6 00:00:18,316 --> 00:00:20,183 Hey, let me get that 20 bucks now. 7 00:00:20,216 --> 00:00:22,250 Hold on, let me take my jacket off. 8 00:00:35,283 --> 00:00:36,383 Thanks, Shawn. 9 00:00:41,316 --> 00:00:43,316 [theme music] 10 00:00:44,316 --> 00:00:46,166 ♪ We're brothers ♪ 11 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:47,383 ♪ We're happy and we're singing ♪ 12 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:49,200 ♪ And we're colored ♪ 13 00:00:51,160 --> 00:00:53,150 ♪ Give me a high five ♪♪ 14 00:00:53,183 --> 00:00:55,266 (male #1) 'Alright, cut and print. Beautiful, guys!' 15 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:57,166 'Dynamite. That is..' 16 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:00,660 ♪ Girl what you got goin' on tonight? ♪ 17 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:02,250 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 18 00:01:02,283 --> 00:01:05,000 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 19 00:01:05,330 --> 00:01:07,116 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 20 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:09,300 ♪ Girl what you got going on tonight? ♪ 21 00:01:09,333 --> 00:01:11,300 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 22 00:01:11,333 --> 00:01:14,200 ♪ Won't you just chill with me tonight ♪ 23 00:01:14,233 --> 00:01:16,216 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪ 24 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:18,660 ♪ I got something that you gonna like ♪♪ 25 00:01:29,316 --> 00:01:32,333 Shawn, look at the way that girl is lookin' at Marlon. 26 00:01:34,283 --> 00:01:37,330 Maybe he got somethin' hangin' out his nose. 27 00:01:37,660 --> 00:01:38,333 Stop it. 28 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:40,830 - Marlon! - 'Hmm?' 29 00:01:40,116 --> 00:01:41,183 Come here. 30 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:45,383 What's wrong? I got somethin' out my nose? 31 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:48,500 No, sit down. 32 00:01:48,830 --> 00:01:51,116 That girl at the counter keeps starin' at you. 33 00:01:51,150 --> 00:01:54,150 - Where? - Don't be obvious. 34 00:01:54,183 --> 00:01:55,200 Okay. 35 00:01:55,233 --> 00:01:57,200 [grunting] 36 00:02:02,383 --> 00:02:04,200 Yeah, you're right. 37 00:02:04,233 --> 00:02:06,233 - She's fine, huh? - Hmm, hmm. 38 00:02:06,266 --> 00:02:08,660 I think you should go talk to her. 39 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:09,333 When a woman stares at you like that 40 00:02:09,366 --> 00:02:11,166 that means she's interested. 41 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:15,660 That's true, I mean, when I first met Lisa 42 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:17,166 I was sittin' in the back of a club 43 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,350 and all of a sudden, from behind 44 00:02:18,383 --> 00:02:21,283 I felt these two eyes burnin' into my soul. 45 00:02:21,316 --> 00:02:23,100 Turned around and there before me stood 46 00:02:23,133 --> 00:02:26,216 the most beautiful woman I ever laid my eyes on. 47 00:02:26,250 --> 00:02:28,330 Aww. 48 00:02:28,660 --> 00:02:29,283 Yeah, right behind her was Lisa. 49 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:31,283 [laughing] 50 00:02:35,100 --> 00:02:36,150 (Lisa) 'Shut up!' 51 00:02:36,183 --> 00:02:38,283 Just go over there and say somethin' sweet. 52 00:02:38,316 --> 00:02:41,250 - Just be yourself. - Be myself. 53 00:02:41,283 --> 00:02:43,100 Right, and take that apron off. 54 00:02:43,133 --> 00:02:45,183 You look like the brother on the "Cream of Wheat" box. 55 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:48,383 Be yourself. 56 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:51,133 Wow, baby, you're being really nice to him. 57 00:02:51,166 --> 00:02:53,500 I guess he's startin' to grow on you, huh? 58 00:02:53,830 --> 00:02:55,330 Yeah, like a tumor. 59 00:02:55,660 --> 00:02:58,233 Look, if he get's a girlfriend maybe, he'll move out. 60 00:02:58,266 --> 00:03:00,216 Lord, I don't ask for much, but just get 61 00:03:00,250 --> 00:03:02,250 Marlon out of my house, please. 62 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:09,100 Hi, I'm Marlon, uh 63 00:03:09,133 --> 00:03:11,200 can-can I take your order, please? 64 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:15,216 Well, what I'm hungry for...isn't on the menu. 65 00:03:21,330 --> 00:03:22,283 Really? 66 00:03:22,316 --> 00:03:24,200 [laughs] 67 00:03:24,233 --> 00:03:26,233 Uh, well, perhaps, I can interest you in 68 00:03:26,266 --> 00:03:29,283 some, uh, hot chocolate. 69 00:03:29,316 --> 00:03:32,183 That might just be what I need 70 00:03:32,216 --> 00:03:36,183 to quench my thirst. 71 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,383 Well, you know, the special of today is, uh 72 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:42,200 hot legs and they're rather...tender and juicy. 73 00:03:42,233 --> 00:03:45,233 Hmm, you just 74 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:48,500 said a mouthful. 75 00:03:55,133 --> 00:03:58,330 Whoo! I think, I'm about to have a heart attack. 76 00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:00,500 Whoo! 77 00:04:00,830 --> 00:04:02,660 You know something 78 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:04,250 you're positively irresistible. 79 00:04:04,283 --> 00:04:08,100 Really? You should see me naked with a rose in my mouth. 80 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:12,330 Pop. 81 00:04:14,233 --> 00:04:18,150 Look, write your number down, I'll call you. 82 00:04:18,183 --> 00:04:22,333 Perhaps, we can, uh, get together...sometime. 83 00:04:31,660 --> 00:04:32,266 Damn! 84 00:04:33,216 --> 00:04:34,300 (Marlon) 'Whoo.' 85 00:04:35,266 --> 00:04:37,266 Yo, I am never 86 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:39,283 washin' this face again. 87 00:04:39,316 --> 00:04:42,100 What do you mean again? 88 00:04:42,133 --> 00:04:44,350 Being yourself. 89 00:04:44,383 --> 00:04:46,383 What a great scam. 90 00:04:47,366 --> 00:04:49,333 [laughs] 91 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:54,300 Shawn! Shawn! Shawn! 92 00:04:54,333 --> 00:04:58,500 I had.. I had the most incredible date last night. 93 00:04:58,830 --> 00:05:00,500 It was different than any date I ever been on. 94 00:05:00,830 --> 00:05:03,660 Oh, no, you didn't play the crying game, did you? 95 00:05:04,133 --> 00:05:07,283 No, no. Listen, it was with Mia. 96 00:05:07,316 --> 00:05:09,183 Last night, I went to her house and I asked her 97 00:05:09,216 --> 00:05:10,283 if she wanted to take a romantic trip 98 00:05:10,316 --> 00:05:12,660 to the Empire State building. 99 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:14,160 She told me she had her heart set 100 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:15,383 on a whole another skyscraper. 101 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:17,350 If you know what I mean. 102 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:20,166 [mumbling] This was the girl in the diner yesterday? 103 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:22,283 [mumbling] That's what I'm tellin' you.. 104 00:05:24,266 --> 00:05:26,100 Shawn, it was all that. 105 00:05:26,133 --> 00:05:28,100 This girl had incredible physical skills. 106 00:05:28,133 --> 00:05:31,150 I thought I was in bed with Mary Lou Retton. 107 00:05:31,183 --> 00:05:32,266 Hey, I guess, all those 108 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:34,183 Vanessa Del Rio movies paid off, huh? 109 00:05:34,216 --> 00:05:36,200 [laughs] Mm-hmm. 110 00:05:36,233 --> 00:05:39,300 Oh, come on, Shawn, it wasn't even like that. 111 00:05:39,333 --> 00:05:42,160 We talked about marriage and everything. 112 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:43,216 Marriage on your first date? 113 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:44,383 You don't even know her. 114 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:47,300 So? What are you, jealous? 115 00:05:47,333 --> 00:05:51,133 Moi? What do I got to be jealous of? 116 00:05:51,166 --> 00:05:54,100 You're jealous because I got a brand new girlfriend. 117 00:05:54,133 --> 00:05:55,133 You-you're-you're also jealous 118 00:05:55,166 --> 00:05:56,233 'cause-'cause you don't get to be 119 00:05:56,266 --> 00:05:59,160 Shawn I-have-everything Williams. 120 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:00,333 That's right, I'm not the little brother on 121 00:06:00,366 --> 00:06:03,100 the outside of the bedroom lookin' in anymore. 122 00:06:03,133 --> 00:06:06,300 There's a new shallow, superficial, pretty boy in town 123 00:06:06,333 --> 00:06:09,300 and his name is, uh, Marlon Williams. 124 00:06:09,333 --> 00:06:12,333 Man, I don't know where you get this conceded stuff from. 125 00:06:14,216 --> 00:06:15,300 [instrumental music] 126 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:18,160 ♪ Shaba didoo doodi doo doo ba ♪ 127 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:19,250 ♪ Shaba doo doo doo ba ba ♪ 128 00:06:19,283 --> 00:06:22,500 ♪ Ba da da da doo doo ♪ 129 00:06:22,830 --> 00:06:24,000 ♪ Shaba dabi dodi.. ♪♪ 130 00:06:24,330 --> 00:06:25,166 Hey, big fella. 131 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,216 Look like you've got a good appetite. 132 00:06:28,233 --> 00:06:29,316 You the owner? 133 00:06:29,350 --> 00:06:32,500 Me and the three banks I owe money to. 134 00:06:32,830 --> 00:06:34,316 But back to your appetite. Can I interest you in a.. 135 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:36,183 ...double cheeseburger? 136 00:06:37,233 --> 00:06:41,166 Chicken pot pie? 137 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:44,233 The whole left side of the menu? 138 00:06:44,266 --> 00:06:46,383 Look, you picked the wrong guy to mess around with. 139 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:48,830 Al-alright, look, I'm sorry, I-I didn't know 140 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,266 you were so sensitive about your weight. 141 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:52,100 Uh, sir, we do have a diet plate. 142 00:06:52,133 --> 00:06:54,333 Look, old man, I know about you and my wife. 143 00:06:54,366 --> 00:06:57,233 What? I don't even know who your wife is. 144 00:06:57,266 --> 00:06:58,283 Back off me, brother. 145 00:06:58,316 --> 00:06:59,283 [gasps] 146 00:06:59,316 --> 00:07:01,000 Hey, y'all, just continue eating 147 00:07:01,330 --> 00:07:03,266 we just rehearsin' a play. 148 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:06,500 What I'm tryin' to tell you, you got the wrong man. 149 00:07:06,830 --> 00:07:07,300 Make me believe you. 150 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:09,330 Well, think about it. 151 00:07:09,660 --> 00:07:11,150 Why would a woman leave a, a-a handsome gentleman 152 00:07:11,183 --> 00:07:14,200 like yourself for an old, broken down, black man like me? 153 00:07:16,233 --> 00:07:18,500 You do have a point. 154 00:07:18,830 --> 00:07:20,350 You know, I am pretty handsome. 155 00:07:20,383 --> 00:07:22,150 And how. 156 00:07:22,183 --> 00:07:25,200 If only I was 60 years younger. 157 00:07:25,233 --> 00:07:27,300 What'll that make you, fifty? Fifty six? 158 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,830 Black Caesar's wife wouldn't be 159 00:07:31,116 --> 00:07:33,000 hangin' out in a joint like this. 160 00:07:33,330 --> 00:07:34,383 Unless she was meeting some guy. 161 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:36,266 Well, it ain't me. 162 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:38,660 What you need to do is go home and find out 163 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:39,250 what's wrong with your marriage instead of comin' here 164 00:07:39,283 --> 00:07:42,150 and make a big fool out of yourself. 165 00:07:42,183 --> 00:07:44,350 Oh, man, you're right. 166 00:07:44,383 --> 00:07:47,383 I don't get it. She's-she's drivin' me crazy. 167 00:07:48,160 --> 00:07:50,216 [crying] 168 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:51,316 Now, now, now, now. 169 00:07:51,350 --> 00:07:53,133 Come on, I'll tell you what, come on, come on. 170 00:07:53,166 --> 00:07:55,216 Have a couple of chairs here. 171 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:57,166 [crying] 172 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,116 Don't, don't cry big fella. 173 00:07:59,150 --> 00:08:01,266 You're too big to be cryin', it's embarrassing. 174 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:02,350 You don't understand. 175 00:08:02,383 --> 00:08:05,660 I love her so much. 176 00:08:05,100 --> 00:08:08,830 Well, I tell you what, let's-let's go.. 177 00:08:08,116 --> 00:08:09,350 Let's go.. We're gonna.. 178 00:08:09,383 --> 00:08:12,250 Let's try to go to that table over there, big fe.. 179 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:13,350 What the.. 180 00:08:16,116 --> 00:08:17,266 Here, come over here and have a seat 181 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:20,150 in one of my new reinforced chairs. 182 00:08:20,183 --> 00:08:21,266 I'm gonna go make you a nice 183 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:24,830 home made bowl of-of chicken soup. 184 00:08:25,216 --> 00:08:27,100 My dad used to give me chicken noodle soup. 185 00:08:27,133 --> 00:08:29,366 - 'Yeah?' - I love chicken noodle soup. 186 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,283 And beeferoni and SpaghettiOs. 187 00:08:34,283 --> 00:08:38,150 And Rice-A-Roni and San Francisco train. Ding ding. 188 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:42,133 - Hey, Pops. - Hey, son, how you doin'? 189 00:08:42,166 --> 00:08:44,333 This man's wife been cheatin' on him. 190 00:08:44,366 --> 00:08:47,366 Oh, man, that's too bad. 191 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,200 Is it the weight problem? 192 00:08:50,233 --> 00:08:52,160 What weight problem? 193 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:54,283 Um, I assumed she had a weight problem.. 194 00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:56,350 ...'cause you don't. You alright, brother. 195 00:08:58,366 --> 00:09:01,300 Oh, Mia, my beautiful Mia. 196 00:09:02,266 --> 00:09:04,500 - Mia? - Yeah. 197 00:09:04,830 --> 00:09:06,183 Yeah, some low life is havin' an affair with his wife. 198 00:09:06,216 --> 00:09:08,330 Makin' Black Caesar look like a fool. 199 00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:10,150 It makes mad even thinkin' about it. 200 00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:11,250 Makes me mad too. 201 00:09:11,283 --> 00:09:12,316 I'll tell what you do, big fella. 202 00:09:12,350 --> 00:09:13,383 What's that? 203 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:15,133 You're gonna find that bucket head 204 00:09:15,166 --> 00:09:16,183 back stabbin', sleaze ball. 205 00:09:16,216 --> 00:09:18,330 - Yeah! Argh! - Dawg-uh! 206 00:09:18,660 --> 00:09:19,250 And you tear him limb from limb. 207 00:09:19,283 --> 00:09:21,316 That's right. I'mma make that sucker wish he was never born. 208 00:09:21,350 --> 00:09:23,133 - Never born. - Oh, thank you, pop. 209 00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:25,330 Thank you, thank you. 210 00:09:25,660 --> 00:09:27,133 I'll go get that sucker right now. 211 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:29,183 If I can take a break, I'd come out to help you find that 212 00:09:29,216 --> 00:09:31,830 flea bitten varmint and put them back 213 00:09:31,116 --> 00:09:34,100 'in the dog pound, where he belong.' 214 00:09:34,133 --> 00:09:36,300 Pop, that bucket head, back stabbin' 215 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:38,283 two timin', fool is Marlon. 216 00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:40,183 - Marlon? - Yes. 217 00:09:40,216 --> 00:09:42,660 Marlon slept with a woman? 218 00:09:42,100 --> 00:09:44,330 Yes. 219 00:09:44,660 --> 00:09:46,266 Look like I owe your mom another fifty bucks. 220 00:09:51,150 --> 00:09:52,266 Oh, baby 221 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:55,133 I've been alone for so long. 222 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:57,133 But now, that I've got you 223 00:09:57,166 --> 00:09:59,200 I'm never gonna stop lovin' you. 224 00:09:59,233 --> 00:10:02,000 Whoo-ho-ho! Never's a long time. 225 00:10:02,330 --> 00:10:04,250 I'mma need me a five minute nap and some Gatorade. 226 00:10:05,283 --> 00:10:07,830 Aye,papito. 227 00:10:07,116 --> 00:10:09,150 Ooh, ma ma se ma ma sa ma ma coo sa. 228 00:10:12,216 --> 00:10:14,166 Marlon! 229 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:17,133 Well...hello, Mia. 230 00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:19,100 Can't you see, I'm busy, Shawn? 231 00:10:19,133 --> 00:10:21,660 Get out of my room. 232 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:23,183 Marlon, I've to talk to you and I've to talk to you alone. 233 00:10:24,233 --> 00:10:26,330 I'm sorry, baby, do you mind? 234 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:28,366 It's okay, I have to go anyway. 235 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,316 But, you, I'll call later. 236 00:10:32,350 --> 00:10:35,266 - Goodbye, Shawn. - Goodbye...Mia. 237 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:37,660 Bye, baby. 238 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:40,000 - Isn't she somethin'? - She's something, alright. 239 00:10:40,330 --> 00:10:42,166 Come on, what you wanna say? Come on, spit it out. 240 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:45,330 Look, Marlon, I don't know any nice way to tell you this 241 00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:48,660 but I found out that Mia is married. 242 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,383 [laughing] 243 00:10:55,316 --> 00:10:58,100 You're so desperate, it's pathetic. 244 00:10:58,133 --> 00:10:59,250 Shawn, you're sad. 245 00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:02,000 I finally got somebody in my life that I love 246 00:11:02,330 --> 00:11:03,266 and you don't know how to handle it. 247 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,350 Marlon, this has nothin' to do with me, okay? 248 00:11:05,383 --> 00:11:08,166 I'm tryin' to help you. This lady's married to a nut. 249 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,333 And he's gonna kill you. 250 00:11:09,366 --> 00:11:12,366 Yeah, I bet he's a-a real big guy too, big and scary. 251 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,100 As a matter of fact, he is. 252 00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:16,100 He-he goes by the name of Black Caesar and he's 253 00:11:16,133 --> 00:11:18,233 one of the most scariest brothers you'll ever see. 254 00:11:18,266 --> 00:11:20,116 Black Caesar. 255 00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:22,330 Black Caesar. 256 00:11:22,660 --> 00:11:25,160 That sound like a old pimp from the "Dolemite" movie. 257 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:26,250 [banging on door] 258 00:11:26,283 --> 00:11:28,216 Who is it? Is-is that Black Caesar over there? 259 00:11:28,250 --> 00:11:30,300 [imitating Rudy Ray Moore] Ahem.. sum-sum sum-sum.. 260 00:11:33,216 --> 00:11:34,366 I bet this is him right here, huh? 261 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,150 - Alright. - Now, Shawn. 262 00:11:36,183 --> 00:11:39,330 - Shawn, I'm real scared. - Okay. 263 00:11:39,660 --> 00:11:40,283 - Laugh. - I'm scared. 264 00:11:40,316 --> 00:11:41,316 (Shawn) 'Laugh.' 265 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:51,216 - Black Caesar? - Black Caesar. 266 00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:57,000 - Fire escape? - Fire escape. 267 00:11:57,330 --> 00:11:58,100 Let's go. 268 00:12:08,283 --> 00:12:10,266 [screams] 269 00:12:14,283 --> 00:12:15,266 Go. 270 00:12:18,216 --> 00:12:21,500 [both screaming] 271 00:12:21,830 --> 00:12:23,830 [instrumental music] 272 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:27,166 You want to give me a description 273 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:29,660 of the, uh, alleged husband. 274 00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:32,250 Okay, he was about seven feet...wide. 275 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:36,000 He weighed about 400 pounds 276 00:12:36,330 --> 00:12:39,000 and he goes by the name of Black Caesar. 277 00:12:39,330 --> 00:12:40,250 - Black Caesar? - 'Yeah.' 278 00:12:40,283 --> 00:12:42,133 Why didn't you say it was Black Caesar? 279 00:12:42,166 --> 00:12:44,133 - Does it matter? - Does that matter? 280 00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:46,830 That guy is a psychopath. 281 00:12:46,116 --> 00:12:48,150 Oh, you boys are dead. 282 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:52,350 Black Caesar is the top hit-man for the mob. 283 00:12:54,830 --> 00:12:55,333 My girlfriend's married to the mob? 284 00:12:55,366 --> 00:12:57,183 Oh, man, I gotta get out of here. 285 00:12:57,216 --> 00:12:59,333 Hey, boy, wait-wait look on the bright side. 286 00:12:59,366 --> 00:13:01,160 The guy's a pro. 287 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:02,133 He's gonna whack you so fast 288 00:13:02,166 --> 00:13:03,283 you won't even see it comin'. 289 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,316 Oh, thank God. Whoo. 290 00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:09,266 Marlon, I told you there was somethin' up with that girl. 291 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,116 Why wouldn't she have told me? 292 00:13:11,150 --> 00:13:14,100 She lied, man. Doesn't that tell you somethin'? 293 00:13:14,133 --> 00:13:16,283 Yeah, it does. 294 00:13:16,316 --> 00:13:18,200 Shawn, she was tryin' to protect me. 295 00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:20,366 She loves me, she don't love him. 296 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,330 I gotta help her. 297 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:23,150 How are you gonna do that? 298 00:13:23,183 --> 00:13:24,350 I'm gonna find Black Caesar. 299 00:13:24,383 --> 00:13:26,116 Are you crazy? That's suicide. 300 00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:27,233 Black Caesar will kill you. 301 00:13:27,266 --> 00:13:30,233 Yeah? Well, he'll have to kill me first. 302 00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,216 Marlon, are you crazy? 303 00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:36,383 Yeah, he's big. And yeah, I'm afraid. 304 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,283 But remember, Shawn.. 305 00:13:38,316 --> 00:13:40,333 ...David slew Goliath. 306 00:13:47,500 --> 00:13:49,660 Yeah but Goliath was a white guy. 307 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,830 [instrumental music] 308 00:14:08,133 --> 00:14:09,183 Hyah! 309 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:19,183 Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! 310 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:21,216 Coocoo! 311 00:14:24,316 --> 00:14:25,383 Are you sure this is the place? 312 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:27,300 I'm sure this is the place. 313 00:14:27,333 --> 00:14:30,660 Leftie, the one arm hobo's never wrong. 314 00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:33,000 Except for the one time he took a nap at Jeffery Dahmer's house. 315 00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:38,333 - Hey! - Aah! 316 00:14:38,366 --> 00:14:41,100 You guys must be outta your minds. 317 00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:44,500 What, you still think I'm afraid of you? 318 00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:47,160 Huh, what you think? You think I'm afraid of you? 319 00:14:47,500 --> 00:14:48,333 Yeah, sure, boy. 320 00:14:48,366 --> 00:14:51,266 Lemme tell you somethin', I'm fightin' for love, baby. 321 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,250 What? I-I-I'm gonna knock that 322 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:56,233 pucker face of the back of your neck. 323 00:14:56,266 --> 00:14:58,350 'Cause you all big, what you think-think 'cause you got all 324 00:14:58,383 --> 00:15:01,830 this, this, this and this you sayin' somethin'? 325 00:15:01,116 --> 00:15:03,183 Boy, lemme, lemme.. 326 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,000 You better recognize, son. 327 00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:11,183 Boy! 328 00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:16,500 So what you gonna do, now? 329 00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:18,233 You had to ask, didn't you? 330 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:23,330 Hey, come on, Black Caesar, old buddy. 331 00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:27,830 Haven't you ever heard, "To err is human, to forgive is divine"? 332 00:15:27,383 --> 00:15:29,500 No. 333 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:33,100 Well, I hope I'm not outta line here when I say this 334 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:36,160 but you need to take your big ass to church. 335 00:15:39,233 --> 00:15:43,100 Hey, man, why don't you see that me and Mia's love is eternal? 336 00:15:43,133 --> 00:15:45,330 That's what the last guy said. 337 00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:46,216 What last guy? 338 00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:48,266 You didn't think you're the only one, now, did you? 339 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:50,330 You mean there was others? 340 00:15:52,116 --> 00:15:53,383 Well, now, I know I was in love. 341 00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,283 'Cause like I can feel my little heart breaking right now. 342 00:15:57,316 --> 00:16:00,250 You? Imagine how I feel. 343 00:16:00,283 --> 00:16:02,350 [crying] 344 00:16:02,383 --> 00:16:04,150 - I love that woman. - I know. 345 00:16:04,183 --> 00:16:06,500 I miss makin' love to her. 346 00:16:06,830 --> 00:16:08,660 I miss it too. 347 00:16:09,266 --> 00:16:12,160 - But here is the-- - Hey! 348 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,283 Enough of all that mess. 349 00:16:14,316 --> 00:16:16,216 Either one of you two raisin heads got a match? 350 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:18,160 Sorry, I stopped smokin'. 351 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:20,150 - Yeah, man, I don't-- - I'll be right back. 352 00:16:20,183 --> 00:16:21,316 Now, don't you move. 353 00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:25,266 Ask that little cockeyed girl from TLC. 354 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:27,300 Yeah, she probably got a match. 355 00:16:30,366 --> 00:16:32,283 I should've known somethin' was wrong. 356 00:16:32,316 --> 00:16:34,350 Why else would she want a pumpkin head like me? 357 00:16:34,383 --> 00:16:36,300 Don't talk like that, kid. 358 00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,150 Sooner or later somebody's gonna come along 359 00:16:38,183 --> 00:16:40,100 and love you for yourself. 360 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,116 - You think so? - Yeah. 361 00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:44,350 I just hope, as soon as she brings some scissors with her. 362 00:16:46,250 --> 00:16:48,250 How are we gonna get out of here? 363 00:16:48,283 --> 00:16:50,266 Hey, Shawn, I gotta plan. 364 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,366 - You do? - Yeah. 365 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,660 Listen, once we're on fire 366 00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:57,100 the rope's will be easier to break. 367 00:16:57,133 --> 00:16:59,133 [laughs] 368 00:16:59,166 --> 00:17:01,383 Well, just in case that doesn't work 369 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:04,200 let's just try and hop for the phone, okay? 370 00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:06,100 Just as a back up plan. 371 00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:07,300 - Okay. - Alright. 372 00:17:07,333 --> 00:17:09,233 Ready, hop to the left. 373 00:17:09,266 --> 00:17:10,366 I've seen this in a movie before. 374 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,316 - Ready? Two, three. - One, two, three. 375 00:17:12,350 --> 00:17:15,133 [both groaning] 376 00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:18,166 [panting] 377 00:17:22,216 --> 00:17:24,116 Okay, let's try the right. 378 00:17:24,150 --> 00:17:26,383 No, no, let's go straight for the phone, okay? 379 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,000 - Okay. One, two, three. - One, two, three. 380 00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:30,000 Yeah! 381 00:17:30,330 --> 00:17:31,133 Yeah! Yeah! 382 00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:32,300 Yeah! Yeah! 383 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:35,216 Alright, alright, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. 384 00:17:49,283 --> 00:17:52,233 Hello? 9-1-1? 385 00:17:52,266 --> 00:17:54,200 Hello? This is emergency. 386 00:17:54,233 --> 00:17:56,166 Black Caesar got us tied up at his warehouse 387 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,266 at Pier 11-E and he's gonna kill us. 388 00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,300 What? Caesar? 389 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,383 Oh, I didn't know you was on the other line. 390 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,660 My bad. 391 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:10,166 Hey, you ever find those matches you were lookin' for? 392 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:11,366 Try the liquor store. 393 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,160 Okay, well, I'mma just be waitin' 394 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,366 right here for you to kill us, okay? 395 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,330 Alright, take your time, brother. 396 00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:24,266 You two guys are really stupid. 397 00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:26,200 He must've overheard your plan, Marlon. 398 00:18:27,366 --> 00:18:30,660 Yeah, well, overhear this. 399 00:18:33,366 --> 00:18:35,116 Hey! 400 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:43,000 Okay, screw it. 401 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,233 - I got somethin' else for you. - 'He can't kill us, now.' 402 00:18:45,266 --> 00:18:48,150 What's he gonna do? 403 00:18:48,183 --> 00:18:50,300 [chainsaw whirring] 404 00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:53,830 Please tell me he just rode outta here on a moped. 405 00:18:56,183 --> 00:18:57,283 Hey, you know what, Caesar? 406 00:18:57,316 --> 00:18:59,330 I do got a match. 407 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:00,660 It's too late. 408 00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:02,116 I already got my chainsaw goin'. 409 00:19:02,150 --> 00:19:03,350 Oh, please, here, kill him first. 410 00:19:03,383 --> 00:19:06,160 Hay, hold it, now, freeze, freeze. 411 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:07,300 Alright, careful boys, let's go. 412 00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:13,316 Hey...hey, how'd you find us? 413 00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:16,283 Uh, we've been tailing you since you left your apartment. 414 00:19:16,316 --> 00:19:18,216 I figured, since Caesar wanted you dead 415 00:19:18,250 --> 00:19:21,116 the best way to nail him would be to follow you 416 00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:23,000 and catch him in the act. 417 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,350 What if you came in a minute later? 418 00:19:24,383 --> 00:19:28,283 Murder, attempted murder, it's still a crime. 419 00:19:28,316 --> 00:19:30,233 (Shawn) 'Don't light that cigar!' 420 00:19:30,266 --> 00:19:33,100 'Run for your lives!' 421 00:19:33,133 --> 00:19:35,116 [explosion] 422 00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:38,233 [instrumental music] 423 00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:51,830 [laughing] 424 00:19:51,116 --> 00:19:54,830 Step right up, take a picture with our local hero, my son. 425 00:19:54,116 --> 00:19:56,183 The man who brought down Black Caesar. 426 00:19:56,216 --> 00:19:57,366 Shawn, I'm so glad, you're alright. 427 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,216 You must've been so scared. 428 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,300 Me? Scared? 429 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:03,166 Shh, shoo, girl.. You know, I'm never scared. 430 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:07,160 I got nerves of steel, you know what I'm sayin'? 431 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:08,383 Don't shoot me! Don't shoot me! 432 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:13,266 Marlon, you're alive. 433 00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:15,133 Oh, thank God. 434 00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:17,133 See, now we can be together. 435 00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:19,133 I don't think so, Mia. 436 00:20:19,166 --> 00:20:20,216 Well, why not? 437 00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:22,500 Black Caesar's in jail. 438 00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,500 Look, Mia, I don't know much about love 439 00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:25,200 but I do know one thing. 440 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:29,350 - Shawn, what's that one thing? - Honesty and trust. 441 00:20:29,383 --> 00:20:31,216 Love's about honesty and trust 442 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:35,116 and you wasn't honest with me, therefore I don't trust you. 443 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,316 So it's all over. 444 00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:41,133 Well, are you sure that's what you really want.. 445 00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:43,150 ...Big daddy? 446 00:20:43,183 --> 00:20:45,316 It's what must be, sweet mama. 447 00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:49,000 Goodbye, Mia. 448 00:20:52,133 --> 00:20:55,266 Please, lets not make this any harder 449 00:20:55,300 --> 00:20:57,283 than it already is. 450 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Alright. 451 00:21:02,330 --> 00:21:04,160 I'll never forget you. 452 00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:10,200 Now, that is the first time, Marlon 453 00:21:10,233 --> 00:21:13,150 that I've found you even remotely attractive. 454 00:21:13,183 --> 00:21:17,150 Why're you checkin' out my brother? 455 00:21:17,183 --> 00:21:20,216 Hey, kid, I know that was hard for you to do. 456 00:21:21,183 --> 00:21:23,150 You gonna be alright? 457 00:21:23,183 --> 00:21:25,133 I don't think so, Shawn. 458 00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:29,660 Mia was my first love and my first heart break. 459 00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:30,150 I ain't never gettin' over her. 460 00:21:30,183 --> 00:21:31,300 You'll be alright, kid. 461 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:38,283 Hey, you're the guy from the newspaper. 462 00:21:38,316 --> 00:21:42,350 Hmm, I think heroes are so sexy. 463 00:21:42,383 --> 00:21:44,166 Would you have dinner with me tonight? 464 00:21:47,150 --> 00:21:49,316 - I'm all over now. - You're all over. 465 00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:51,183 Let's go, baby. 466 00:21:58,366 --> 00:22:00,383 Whoo! Come on, pay up. 467 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,216 Come on, pay up, gimme them dollars. 468 00:22:02,250 --> 00:22:04,233 Gimme the dough. Come on, Benny, up the M. 469 00:22:04,266 --> 00:22:06,660 Gimme the M, brother, alright. 470 00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:08,183 Sorry, bro we don't accept booze stains. 471 00:22:08,216 --> 00:22:10,216 But I will take your birthday check, thank you. 472 00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:11,350 Here you go, let's go. 473 00:22:11,383 --> 00:22:13,333 Ah.. 474 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,200 Let's go again! 475 00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:16,366 [indistinct clamoring] 476 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,330 One, two, three.. 477 00:22:19,660 --> 00:22:22,283 (together) Four, five, six, seven.. 478 00:22:22,316 --> 00:22:24,250 - Go, go. - Go on, hey. 479 00:22:24,283 --> 00:22:26,250 (Shawn) 'Look out, Marlon, say cheese.' 480 00:22:26,283 --> 00:22:28,266 [theme music] 34206

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