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It's called Sophia's.
I'd love to check it out.

It's gotten great reviews.

- How are things with Casper?
- I met a new guy now. Kristoffer.

I put on my profile that I was
looking for someone cool and easygoing.

My head's up and my legs are down.
Do you say that in Danish as well?

- Cake for the birthday girl.
- Thank you.

My friend found a nice boyfriend.
She now has two children and a farm.

Have you thought about
the wedding menu?

Maybe a three-course dinner.
Venison or...

- Won't that be expensive?
- No.

Dropping out is a really bad idea.
What will you do for a living?

I'd like to continue in the band
with the other guys.

Albert?

Albert?

Albert?!

Albert?

WHEN THE DUST SETTLES

9 DAYS EARLIER

Yes.

We'll talk later.
Yeah, bye.

- Why the fuck can't we come in?
- We're closing up.

We've waited two fucking hours!

The man's not even Danish!
A fucking Eskimo, man.

- Come on, let us in!
- He thinks he owns the damn place!

- You can let those guys in.
- Can I have my pay?

- Next time.
- You owe me for three months.

- Right?
- Hi. Welcome. Hi. Hi.

I need it.

Hello, I need my pay...
I need my pay now! Now!

Yes, of course you do.

- Are you a brass band?
- Yep!

Coffee.

Lovely.

- Happy anniversary to us.
- It's so early.

Yes, I thought we'd make time for it.

- And there's a present.
- Yes, we have a present.

There...

- Oh, my.
- Oh, my!

What...
Okay. Yes.

- That's not gonna happen.
- Why not?

- I've waited for 12 1/2 years!
- You're so cheesy.

- Yes, but you can't live without me.
- No, I can't.

Okay, okay... we can't.
I need to get going.

Is he here?

Yes, he's here.

It's all good.

You have dialed
the Danish Veterinary and Food--

- Morning, boss.
- What are you making?

- Canapes. You wanted 500?
- Not with that much salmon.

Don't use all my produce
on your showmanship.

Yes, Chef.

That sounds amazing.
Have a wonderful time!

Oh, it'll drag out.

Yes.
But I'll see you later, right, honey?

Good. Bye.

At least you don't FaceTime.

Jeez, they keep getting higher.

Just a quick note.
Don't dwell on the expensive art.

It's all the media's talking about.

Oh, you're going to lead with it.
Fine.

- Hi. You called for me?
- Yes.

Some of our sinks have leaking drains.

- Start there, if that's okay.
- Yes, of course.

Great. Thank you.

- Hello?
- I'm in the shower.

Sorry.

Hello?

Hello?

- Oh, excuse me. Sorry.
- Can you help me?

- Please help me.
- Yes...

Yes, of course.

I just need a firm grip.

There.
Yes...

Please wipe me.

- Wipe you?
- Yes. I've been lying here forever.

I'll just go see if I can find someone
who can help you.

There's a man in here
who needs help.

What does that mean?

Isn't that your job?

I couldn't find anyone.
Don't you have a call cord?

I already pulled it.

Can't you just help me?

I'm just a plumber. I'll check
the sink and be out of your hair.

- What?
- I'm just checking the sink.

I'll be quick.

There's absolutely nothing
wrong with it.

Right...

Is there anything else I can do?

Get me a gun
so I can blow my brains out.

No.

Surely it's not that bad.

Is it?

- Hello there!
- Someone's here.

- I'll be off.
- Thank you.

So, buddy, are you just about done
making a spectacle of yourself?

I won't be wiped by a ninja-hooded
nurse. Why do you hire foreigners?

Because not many people
want to do this.

There! Let's see.
I'll just wipe you, okay?

Can you lean forward?
Okeydokey.

There you go.

There.
All nice and clean.

Holger, it's also up to you
how you're feeling.

Is your glass half empty
or half full?

Absolutely nothing is up to me anymore.

You know what I want.

Holger, we're not having
that discussion today.

We can't let you die.

But we can get you some juice,
and I'll go get it right now.

♪ It's standing at the churchyard ♪
♪ an old and rotten board ♪

♪ and all its paint is peeling ♪
♪ it's very badly shored. ♪

♪ Now here lies John the Roadman, ♪
♪ his life of stones is done. ♪

♪ But on this paltry grave here ♪
♪ they gave him ne'er a one. ♪

Thank you to the prison choir.
I'll now give the floor

to Attorney General
Elisabeth Hoffmann.

It may sound like a paradox
to open a prison,

but that is what I intend to do.

This prison is brand new,
but already much has been written about it.

The conditions here are so neat,

and there is stunning modern art
such as in this floor.

Some say
it's casting pearls before swine.

But I believe
that if we genuinely want

to have those swine back in society,
they must be treated like human beings

that can become assets for
the rest of us when they are released.

It's always been conservative politics
to get your money's worth.

Come on, sweetie.

We agreed to do this together.

Why didn't they bring their own clothes?

Because they had to flee.
Some came here on their bare feet.

That doesn't allow you to bring much.
Come on, sweetie.

- Are you coming back?
- I'll just take this to the container.

Mom? Where are you?

Mom?

Ah, there you are.
It's right over here.

You just put it in there.

Some children will be very happy.

Why are they behind a fence?

I just think they're keeping an eye out
for who comes and goes.

Wanna help me put the last one in?

There.

Come here.
Stand in front of the container.

Great, sweetie.
Come.

- Mom, I have to pee.
- You need to pee?

Let's find a toilet in here.

- I don't want to pee in there.
- Okay. Come.

- Take that to the kitchen.
- Yes, Chef.

- Thank you.
- Oh, thank you.

- Great speech.
- I'm glad you enjoyed it.

- Five minutes.
- Okay.

Rumor has it
that you won't run for re-election.

That would be a relief to many.
But no such luck.

- But you're nearly 70.
- Nah, last time I checked I was 67.

I'd love to talk politics if that's
within your field of competence.

Okay, so let's talk about
your controversial bill

to let rejected asylum seekers
roam freely with an ankle monitor.

Why let them out?

Because it's against the Justice Act
to incarcerate innocent people.

You have a powerful
personal history related to this.

Your father was in a concentration camp
before the liberation in 1945.

So you know what incarceration does
to a human being.

Yes. Back then no one doubted it was
wrong to incarcerate innocent people.

Has Danish morality gone downhill?

Oh, I don't know. Perhaps there was a
greater sense of decency in those days.

- What did she want?
- To bury me.

You should taste this.
Try this.

- Mmm.
- Right?

- Delicious.
- Where are you from?

They're good, right? Now we know
what to order for your funeral feast.

Funny.
Can we leave now?

- Can't you stay?
- Marie, you can pee on your own.

I'm right over here.
Hurry up. I have to get to work.

Hi, honey.
One second.

- What's up, my love?
- Hi, honey.

Do you know if Albert
left for the restaurant ...?

- Yes, of course he did.
- Good.

- He was sleeping when I left.
- He got up and took off.

- Okay, I just got a bit nervous. Bye.
- Bye.

The King speaking.
Leave a message...

Crap.

- Fuck you, man!
- Are you trying to kill people?

- She stepped right out in front of me.
- She still shouldn't die.

- Shall I turn right?
- No, go back.

- I can't come home without a license!
- You failed.

- I can't!
- You'll have to try again.

- I've tried five times!
- Well, it's not this time, either.

- Salam.
- Hi.

- Did you pass?
- Yes.

Awesome. Congratulations.

- Are you off work?
- No, my replacement called in sick.

- Where's Ali?
- Getting the wedding cake with Mom.

The car keys. Make sure the car is decorated,
and don't scratch the coating.

And that goes for
when you drive them tonight as well.

Excuse me? I was wondering
if I could buy some ice.

- A bag of ice?
- Perfect.

- Absolutely.
- Thanks.

- Here you go.
- How much?

- It's on the house.
- Seriously? Thanks.

Albert?

That went pretty well.
We make a good team.

You can cook and I'll generate contacts.

There's a lot more money in catering
than in running a restaurant.

Hello. Are you
the owner of this restaurant?

Yes.

I'm from the Food Administration.
We've been tipped off.

- I think we have a problem.
- What's that?

I couldn't tell you.

There's no date, and it's rotten.
And down here we have mold.

- I'll have to fine you for this.
- 10,000?

10,000? Hey, come on!

If I pay the fine now,
could you not put that thing up?

- It's mandatory.
- How long does it have to stay up?

2 months
or until there's a new owner.

He won't make it. We already have
suppliers who don't get paid.

He's finished.
I've seen his books.

- He owes black money as well.
- Shit, man...

I can't get fired right now.

In the kitchen.

Who put this in here?

Well? Who the fuck put this
in the fridge undated?!

- Was it you?
- What?

Did you put it in the fridge unmarked?

- Yes.
- Are you an idiot?

We all do it.
Nikolaj said that...

Nikolaj said?!
You don't take orders from a cook.

Don't you know who's in charge here?
Well?

- Sure.
- Get your stuff and get out!

- I just started.
- Get out now! Do you hear me?

Now!

Fuck!

Goddammit!
Poor little guy.

- That fella?
- Yes. Why didn't you speak up?

Why should I?
He wasn't interested.

He was always late and spent his time
smoking or scratching his ass.

Oh? Okay.

How did it go today?

If I ever get old and pathetic,
please shoot me.

- Sure.
- Good.

I don't wanna be here
when I can't do anything.

No problem. When you can't provide
for us anymore, we'll get rid of you.

But only after I'm gone. I want to die
surrounded by everyone

while I say wise words.
You can step in front of a bus the next day.

- What are you talking about?
- How we'll die.

- Gross.
- Are you heading out?

You won't stick around to celebrate your
parents who have given you everything?

- No? Okay. Where are you staying over?
- At Talulah's.

Okay.

- See you.
- Bye-bye, sweetie.

Now then...

Let's try one of these.

- I think I'll just have a soda.
- Oh no, you won't.

You'll have a gin and tonic and let your
hair down. We're here in this moment.

And you're not staring into that thing
all night either. Give it to me.

Boom. Okay?

Okay. Okay.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

That hit the spot.

Has Danish morality
gone downhill?

Perhaps there was a greater sense
of decency in those days.

It was better in the old days?

Isn't it an age issue
to romanticize the past?

No. We should all be decent.

Damn, I look old.

Don't let them mention WW2 again.
I sound like a fossil.

You can't escape your history.

We need ammunition
for the third reading.

The nationalists have dug out cases with
refugees who've committed crimes.

- What crimes?
- Theft. Possession of hash.

I doubt that'll make our new friends
on the left waver.

I'm sure you'd find the same thing
if you scrutinized their party.

We made it through the first and second
reading, so I suspect it'll be fine.

Have I gone old and soft?

Elisabeth, I know granite
that's softer than you.

- Shouldn't you be getting on home?
- Yes.

- Here. I hope she'll like it.
- I'm sure she will.

- See you.
- Get home safely.

Yes.

What's up?

- What is it?
- It's for you. You owe money.

Where did you get it?

Give it to the guy
who gave you that black eye.

Just so you don't lose
your fingers, too.

- Thanks. You're alright.
- You just need to sign this.

Yes, of course.
I'll pay you back.

- What the hell is this?
- It's a transfer contract.

- I want to buy your restaurant.
- 1.4?

- It's worth more than that.
- But you're in debt.

Your suppliers won't deliver to you. If
you don't pay now, you'll be bankrupt.

And you can't fix it this week,

so the restaurant
will go into foreclosure.

This is your way out.

Was it you who tipped them off?

You tipped them off!

Maybe. Or maybe it was Albert
whom you fired and treated like shit.

Or the fish supplier who wasn't paid.
Or the guests who got the runs.

Fuck you!

Do you think you're some
Greenlandic avenger here to punish me?

I don't know, but letting go
of this place will be your way out.

I hope this place
bites your fucking balls off.

Or what little there's left of them.

What are you gonna sell anyway?
Blubber and strong ale?

Fuck!

Kick back and relax!
I'll be back in 5! Shots!

Hi, Tove.

No! Hey, get in there.
Go on.

- There you are! Hi!
- Well, that wasn't late, Elis. Great.

Hi, everyone.

What a beautiful table you've set!
And look at all the flowers you got.

- And welcome home to you two.
- Thank you!

- You're seriously tanned!
- It's hard to avoid in 40 degrees.

Great pictures.
I want to go to Mexico, too!

- And so you shall! Right, Elis?
- As long as we don't go backpacking.

But that sounds romantic.
I wish someone would do that with me.

There's nothing romantic about
hauling your stuff around.

You should see her makeup bag. There are
students who live in a smaller space.

- Did we even say cheers yet?
- Yes, but let's do it again.

But first, dear Stina. Congratulations
on your last day at the hospital.

The loons will have to make it
on their own.

And to my sister's beautiful wife:

Thank you for leaving the Kingdom
to its own devices,

and choosing to spend the evening
among actual political opponents.

- We're not all opponents.
- Yes, we are!

I'm not done.

I hope you will spend your time
outside the workforce well.

And we look forward to Elisabeth
mustering up the courage to follow you.

So that you may have some more time.

Not for each other, who cares.
But for dinners like this one.

- Yeah!
- It's amazing.

Okay. So that's your point.
I promise you'll all be invited to Møn.

Cheers!

- Imagine that, I'm done working.
- Yes.

It's so odd.

- No more for me.
- Shouldn't you make a decision?

- The election is coming up.
- I'm not tired of my job.

You could hardly stay awake tonight.
You're as pale as a corpse.

It's just been a long day.

We did talk about
that this could be the time.

Can't you just quietly tell them
that you're not running?

There is no 'quietly'.
Once you say goodbye, you're out.

They serve up petit fours
and bad port, and that's that.

28 years.
I'm just not done.

You are done. And the time will come
when you'll have to get used to

only being a little bit in charge.
Of me.

And our chickens.

We don't have to become hippies just
because you want us to live on Møn.

There's nothing hippie about chickens.
They're conservative. Stuck in a rut.

No visions. It'll be amazing for you.
There'll be no one to go against you.

Am I terribly difficult to live with?

Every night when I go to bed,
I look forward to waking up with you.

But you'll have to tell them.

Tell them
you're not running.

When you were hospitalized...

- You promised...
- I know, Stina.

I know.

Don't you have anything for me
on this, my first day of freedom?

Of course I do.

- Here you go.
- Thank you. How elegant.

Oh, my.

Beautiful, beautiful Stina.

Thank Farshad for me.

- Did you buy new shoes?
- Yes. They were on sale.

- Aren't they cool?
- Yes. But don't you already have them?

No, those are completely different.

- Go to bed now.
- Can't I stay up?

No.
I need to write, Marie-mouse.

- Is it still that paper?
- Yes.

- When's it finished?
- I wish I knew.

Who'll read it when it's finished?

My teacher and some other person.

- What if they don't like it?
- They have to.

That's why I work so hard on it.
But let's go. Come on.

There.

- Can you leave the light on?
- No, we talked about that.

- Can you leave the door open?
- Halfway.

- Sweet dreams.
- Will you come in four minutes?

Five.

- What did you find today?
- This. It's gold.

- Where was it?
- In the bushes where I peed.

May I see?

- I only took one. Is that okay?
- Sure. Were there more?

There was a bag full.
There were some round ones, too.

I'll just borrow it, okay? Sleep.
I'll be back in five minutes.

Hello, Louise Petersen. I don't know
what police department to talk to,

but it's about a cartridge.

Yes, my daughter found it.

It was at the Hirsholm Camp
this morning.

I didn't see it myself.
She explained to me...

Yes. Up for it?
You wuss, man!

Come on, boys.
Yes, yes, let's go.

Here we go!

So, we're off soon. We need to be in shape.
Are we in good shape?

Food's coming up
served by a very special waitress.

- Why do you always play that?
- Because she really sucks at it.

- One more?
- Yes, please.

- Would you like a munchie?
- Oh, my!

"That's not gonna happen."
I thought I'd be the only one to see it, though.

- Mustard dog?
- Hell yeah, I want a mustard dog.

Hotdogs!
Sausages for the ladies!

- Aren't you coming downstairs?
- Nah, it's okay.

- Tasty, huh?
- Yes.

Go join the others, Janus.

Go on.

- I broke the wing mirror.
- I give you one shift, and you mess up?

- So do the shift yourself.
- What do I tell my boss?

Fuck, man!

Fucking idiot!

- What?
- It's about the car.

- You decorated it, right?
- Yes.

So what do you want?

Nothing.

Thank you for forcing me to get wasted.

Anytime.
I could force you to do other things.

- Wouldn't you just like that?
- Wanna get out of here?

Your phone has rung eight times.

- Who is it, honey?
- It's rung eight times.

- What's up?
- Hi. Camilla Dalsgård. You called?

Yes.

Yes.

Of course, we'll be right there.

What was it?
Honey, what is it?

- He's in the hospital!
- In the hospital? Fuck!

Why the hell did you put away my phone?

- That'll be 176 kroner.
- Go on in, I'll take care of it.

Albert Dalsgård.
Where is he?

It's just some fluid.

- Is he breathing?
- Yes.

Albert? Albert!
Albert!

- I'm Annika, his nurse.
- Hi, I'm Morten.

Maybe we should have a little talk.
Please, have a seat.

- Do you know what he took?
- He took something?

- He usually just smokes hash.
- Not this time.

We think it was a cocktail.
Mushrooms, perhaps PCP.

Phencyclidine.
Do you know anything about that?

- No. Is it more dangerous?
- Yes. Do you know where he was?

At work.
Or so we thought.

- Where did you find him?
- On Vesterbro Square, unconscious.

Albert has been admitted before.

Have you been to counselling?

Yes, but it didn't last long.

Okay.

- You should probably be on your toes.
- Yes.

We pumped his stomach,
and he's receiving fluids,

but it takes a while
before it's completely out of the body.

It was a close call this time.

Why does he do it?

- He must be missing something.
- Yes. A spine.

And the ability to live his life.

He can't even mind his job
at the restaurant.

If we'd checked up on him
during the night, maybe...

We cannot stop the world.
Should we always hold his hand?

- He's 17.
- He's our boy.

So his drug experiments are our fault?

- We're doing something wrong.
- No! He's self-destructive!

- Does he want to die? Do you?
- Morten! Stop!

I can understand an old man
who can't wipe himself.

- But Albert's been given everything!
- Stop it!

Hello!

She didn't mention a gun.
She said there was a bunch of cartridges

and round items this size.

I can't rule out that it was explosives
she saw.

Even with your description,
we're not sure where it is.

It was 10-15 meters
from the parking lot.

We'd appreciate
if you could show us where.

I can't leave her.
I have no one to look after her.

- I didn't pass the test.
- What the fuck are you saying?

- You lied!
- Can't you drive them?

I've been drinking. Do not make a fool of me
in front of all these people.

Tonight, I won't be the driver.
Khaled, you'll do this shift.

- Is something wrong?
- He's cooler, right?

Yes.

- Is he breathing?
- Albert?

- I can't hear anything.
- Fuck! I'll get someone.

Albert!

Come here.
There, sweetie.

There, there, sweetie.
There, sweetie, just relax.

Is it that you just don't care?

- Aw, they tidied the place?
- That's so sweet of them.

Get up, you dog.
Come here.

What the hell is wrong with you?
Anyone can get a license.

Are you a fucking retard?
Well, are you?

Are you?! Do you even consider how much
it costs me every time you fail?

You're fucking dumber than shit!
You're a fucking queer!

Yes? No, I'm up.

What's going on?

- I'll just show the police officer.
- You said they weren't dangerous.

They're not.
Someone just forgot their bag.

So we need to help them find it.
I'll be right back.

No! Under no circumstances
does this get out.

Hey! We have a bag over here!

We've got it.
Let's get ballistics here.

What's going on?

They found a bag with automatic weapons
at the Hirsholm Camp.

- What does that mean?
- That hell is about to break loose.

- And you'll be at the center of it?
- Mm.