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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,750 --> 00:00:17,583 What can a blind man aspire to other than what he's supposed to be? 2 00:00:17,666 --> 00:00:19,375 What else can he dream of? 3 00:00:20,166 --> 00:00:21,375 That's it! 4 00:00:22,166 --> 00:00:24,125 That's it, go! 5 00:00:24,708 --> 00:00:27,333 Acknowledge your limits. 6 00:00:27,416 --> 00:00:29,708 Paralympic champion, why not? 7 00:00:29,791 --> 00:00:31,625 Alexis, good! 8 00:00:31,708 --> 00:00:33,666 That's it! Congratulations, son! 9 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:35,791 You just broke a world record. 10 00:00:35,875 --> 00:00:39,291 They'll move you up to the next level. I'll talk to the coach. Wait. 11 00:00:39,375 --> 00:00:41,208 I'm Alexis's father. 12 00:00:41,291 --> 00:00:43,166 -Alexis? -Yes, Alexis. He's over there. 13 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:45,958 Alexis. 14 00:00:46,041 --> 00:00:48,375 You want to be a true champion, Alexis? 15 00:00:49,041 --> 00:00:50,708 Then let go of that board. 16 00:00:50,791 --> 00:00:53,166 That's for weak kids, and you're not weak. 17 00:00:53,750 --> 00:00:56,208 The coach said I'm not ready. 18 00:00:56,291 --> 00:01:00,500 That's because the coach doesn't know what you're capable of, but I do. 19 00:01:01,250 --> 00:01:03,458 Are you gonna let the coach tell you 20 00:01:03,541 --> 00:01:06,083 what you can or cannot do? You're not, right? 21 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:07,000 Go on. 22 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:08,583 You can do it. 23 00:01:08,666 --> 00:01:09,833 Of course, you can. 24 00:01:10,458 --> 00:01:12,083 That's it! 25 00:01:12,666 --> 00:01:14,875 Now, kick! 26 00:01:14,958 --> 00:01:17,125 Harder, son! 27 00:01:17,208 --> 00:01:19,125 Kick, son! 28 00:01:19,208 --> 00:01:21,000 Kick harder! 29 00:01:24,500 --> 00:01:25,833 What's going on? 30 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:34,541 Were you gonna let him drown?! 31 00:01:34,625 --> 00:01:39,291 You're the one who just let him drown the next time he falls in the water alone. 32 00:01:40,291 --> 00:01:43,208 NOTHING TO SEE HERE 33 00:01:43,791 --> 00:01:48,083 In my defense, I want to say that it's the second time you've been run over. 34 00:01:48,166 --> 00:01:50,958 -This one doesn't count. -The first one doesn't either. 35 00:01:51,041 --> 00:01:53,333 The first one does, but it's irrelevant. 36 00:01:54,750 --> 00:01:55,750 What's so funny? 37 00:01:55,833 --> 00:01:57,250 I don't know. We never know. 38 00:01:57,333 --> 00:01:59,541 At least let us take you to a hospital. 39 00:01:59,625 --> 00:02:01,166 You don't trust me either. 40 00:02:02,791 --> 00:02:05,000 I always thought I was making you stronger. 41 00:02:06,250 --> 00:02:07,291 But now, 42 00:02:07,375 --> 00:02:10,166 I realize all I've done is put you in danger. 43 00:02:11,166 --> 00:02:14,833 I'm not sure that you can fend for yourself, Alexis. 44 00:02:14,916 --> 00:02:16,166 He's not alone. 45 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:18,875 Azul, right? 46 00:02:20,291 --> 00:02:22,833 How long have you known Alexis, Azul? 47 00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:24,541 Three weeks? 48 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:27,000 Are you ready to take care of him? 49 00:02:27,083 --> 00:02:29,583 Are you saying I'm a fucking burden to you? 50 00:02:31,625 --> 00:02:32,833 Do you have any idea 51 00:02:33,958 --> 00:02:35,916 how much I've sacrificed for you? 52 00:02:36,416 --> 00:02:37,916 What I missed because of you? 53 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:42,333 Alexis, have you ever asked yourself what my dreams were when I was your age? 54 00:02:42,416 --> 00:02:44,375 What was my dream before I was a mom? 55 00:02:45,125 --> 00:02:46,666 No, you don't know! 56 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:50,500 Because that's what moms are supposed to be, right? Moms! 57 00:02:50,583 --> 00:02:53,083 We have dreams too, and I abandoned them for you. 58 00:02:53,166 --> 00:02:55,083 I wanted to be a photographer! 59 00:02:55,750 --> 00:02:59,958 So before you throw a tantrum about not wanting to be born, 60 00:03:00,625 --> 00:03:02,875 because you're 27 years old now, Alexis, 61 00:03:03,375 --> 00:03:04,791 twenty-seven years, 62 00:03:05,416 --> 00:03:08,125 try showing a little gratitude 63 00:03:08,208 --> 00:03:09,708 for what we've done for you. 64 00:03:09,791 --> 00:03:10,625 Just a little. 65 00:03:12,750 --> 00:03:15,500 Remember when I found out I was different? 66 00:03:16,708 --> 00:03:18,208 You were five. 67 00:03:18,291 --> 00:03:20,708 I asked you if there was something wrong with me. 68 00:03:20,791 --> 00:03:23,541 You said there wasn't, and I should never think that. 69 00:03:24,166 --> 00:03:26,208 And I believed you, I really did. 70 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:28,708 I thought I wasn't different. 71 00:03:29,541 --> 00:03:30,500 Until now. 72 00:03:32,166 --> 00:03:33,291 You are, Alexis. 73 00:03:35,125 --> 00:03:39,125 And if you want to live as if you aren't, you'll have to try harder. 74 00:03:41,041 --> 00:03:42,833 I'm not going back to Querétaro. 75 00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:45,541 I don't need your help. You can go. 76 00:04:05,166 --> 00:04:06,958 -Take care of him. -It's late. 77 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:11,375 Take care of him. 78 00:04:13,333 --> 00:04:16,666 God damn, your parents sure are fucking crazy. 79 00:04:17,458 --> 00:04:18,291 Legal counsel. 80 00:04:18,375 --> 00:04:20,541 Can we have a talk between lawyers? 81 00:04:21,416 --> 00:04:23,708 Between lawyers? You're a lawyer too? 82 00:04:23,791 --> 00:04:27,500 Sure, I've been in jail six times. It's the best place to learn law. 83 00:04:27,583 --> 00:04:28,958 I certify and legalize. 84 00:04:29,625 --> 00:04:31,583 Look, Attorney Carmen, right? 85 00:04:32,541 --> 00:04:35,208 My client here, needs to know 86 00:04:35,291 --> 00:04:37,708 why your client is so afraid of Civil Protection. 87 00:04:37,791 --> 00:04:40,750 What did he do to cause such enmity? 88 00:04:40,833 --> 00:04:42,458 -Ill will. -That too. 89 00:04:42,541 --> 00:04:46,500 We know Alexis's father opened a cesspit that we want to close. 90 00:04:46,583 --> 00:04:49,625 But first, we need to know what's behind all this, right? 91 00:04:50,125 --> 00:04:52,625 Whatever's behind that cesspit is our business. 92 00:04:52,708 --> 00:04:53,750 Yeah! 93 00:04:53,833 --> 00:04:56,125 Well, I'm sure it's something we can solve. 94 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:58,041 -Everything is solvable. -Of course. 95 00:04:58,125 --> 00:05:00,375 -I'll call off the contest. -What? 96 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:02,166 You'll postpone the contest? 97 00:05:02,791 --> 00:05:03,958 Call off the contest. 98 00:05:04,041 --> 00:05:05,500 Postpone. Is that right? 99 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,708 Call off the contest! 100 00:05:09,791 --> 00:05:11,958 Look, you fucking toupéed prick. 101 00:05:12,041 --> 00:05:15,208 It'll take me three days to find the dirt you've got 102 00:05:15,291 --> 00:05:18,291 and another three days to solve it, so my buddy can perform. 103 00:05:18,375 --> 00:05:19,958 -So, you'll call off-- -Postpone. 104 00:05:20,041 --> 00:05:23,125 Postpone the contest for one week. Am I clear? 105 00:05:24,750 --> 00:05:26,958 I can postpone it a year if you want. 106 00:05:27,041 --> 00:05:28,375 No one will care. 107 00:05:29,041 --> 00:05:32,750 Besides, only two contestants were scheduled to perform today. 108 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,708 -One guy and fucking Little Egg Eyes. -Hey, asshole! 109 00:05:35,791 --> 00:05:38,833 Then call him back and say it's on. 110 00:05:39,541 --> 00:05:40,375 Go on. 111 00:05:44,625 --> 00:05:46,791 I'll postpone it for a week. 112 00:05:47,375 --> 00:05:49,375 I still have to hold the award ceremony. 113 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:52,625 Very well, see you in three days. 114 00:05:52,708 --> 00:05:55,083 Four. We need more days for the investigation. 115 00:05:55,166 --> 00:05:57,750 Oh, make it five to give us some leeway. 116 00:05:57,833 --> 00:05:59,000 Five. 117 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:00,250 -Five days. -Five days. 118 00:06:00,333 --> 00:06:01,625 All right, go. 119 00:06:01,708 --> 00:06:03,458 -Thank you, counsel. -See you. 120 00:06:03,541 --> 00:06:04,833 LA RIVIERA MOTEL 121 00:06:04,916 --> 00:06:07,791 Four days of inquiry and no one wants to talk. 122 00:06:07,875 --> 00:06:09,916 Maybe it happened a long time ago. 123 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:13,000 I think I know who'll talk. 124 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:15,250 But I've gotta go alone. See you later. 125 00:06:18,875 --> 00:06:20,125 I'm fucking starving. 126 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:22,666 I'm grabbing some food. 127 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:28,541 Well, I'm totally beat. 128 00:06:29,291 --> 00:06:30,541 See you guys later 129 00:06:31,125 --> 00:06:32,583 Cool. Give me that. 130 00:06:47,125 --> 00:06:49,000 I loved your photographs. 131 00:06:53,625 --> 00:06:55,875 How long will you give me the silent treatment? 132 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,458 -Remember when I took this one? -Yes. 133 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:14,833 It was when Alexis turned ten. 134 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,500 It was the last photo I took. 135 00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:29,166 You should go back to photography. 136 00:07:44,875 --> 00:07:46,083 Where are you going? 137 00:07:48,708 --> 00:07:51,958 Have you prepared anything in case they let you perform? 138 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,458 A routine or something? 139 00:07:55,166 --> 00:07:57,166 Or an apology in case you fuck up? 140 00:07:58,041 --> 00:08:00,041 What? You think I'm gonna fuck up? 141 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:03,500 I fear it'll be like the dog that catches the car. 142 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:04,458 What's that? 143 00:08:04,541 --> 00:08:06,625 You don't know the one about the dog? 144 00:08:06,708 --> 00:08:09,791 -No. -He catches the car and does nothing. 145 00:08:09,875 --> 00:08:12,375 What if you find out you're no good? 146 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:13,625 What then? 147 00:08:13,708 --> 00:08:15,541 Why are you tripping on me now? 148 00:08:16,083 --> 00:08:19,958 Because the contest is tomorrow, and you haven't prepared anything. 149 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:21,333 It's 30 minutes. 150 00:08:21,416 --> 00:08:23,666 I'll improvise like I always do. 151 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:25,833 Are you saying you don't trust me either? 152 00:08:25,916 --> 00:08:26,833 That's not it. 153 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:29,833 I've been thinking about what your mom said. 154 00:08:29,916 --> 00:08:31,166 About what? 155 00:08:31,250 --> 00:08:35,291 About you having to work harder to prove you're not 156 00:08:35,375 --> 00:08:36,750 different. 157 00:08:37,333 --> 00:08:38,541 But I disagree. 158 00:08:39,125 --> 00:08:42,375 You have to work harder to prove that you are different. 159 00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:43,791 And that's cool. 160 00:08:43,875 --> 00:08:48,458 It's probably made out of dogs but it's the cheapest thing I could find. 161 00:08:48,541 --> 00:08:49,666 Azul! 162 00:08:50,208 --> 00:08:51,250 Killer? 163 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:52,791 -Did she say Killer? -She did. 164 00:08:52,875 --> 00:08:53,708 Hey, asshole! 165 00:08:53,791 --> 00:08:55,000 No! 166 00:08:56,291 --> 00:08:57,500 I come in peace. 167 00:08:57,583 --> 00:08:58,916 I wanna be friends. 168 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 We're good, thanks. 169 00:09:00,083 --> 00:09:02,750 What the fuck are you doing here? How did you find me? 170 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:04,041 I saw you in the street. 171 00:09:04,125 --> 00:09:07,166 I've been following you for two blocks. You walk so fast. 172 00:09:07,250 --> 00:09:09,041 Or you're just out of shape. 173 00:09:09,541 --> 00:09:11,041 I sent you like 50 messages. 174 00:09:11,125 --> 00:09:13,541 So what? Didn't you notice I blocked you? 175 00:09:13,625 --> 00:09:16,416 Remember the producer that did my record? 176 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:17,625 Quique. 177 00:09:17,708 --> 00:09:19,666 He heard you at The Underground. 178 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:21,875 He won't stop talking about you. 179 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:24,250 For real? 180 00:09:24,958 --> 00:09:26,500 We're gonna do another record. 181 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,708 He wants us to collaborate. 182 00:09:29,291 --> 00:09:30,416 You and me? 183 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:32,375 There'll be a lot of tours. 184 00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:33,666 It's gonna be great. 185 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:36,458 All the free drinks you can have. 186 00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:41,416 How do I know this isn't just another one of your tricks to get me back? 187 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:45,416 -You're still with the blind guy? -His name is Alexis. 188 00:09:45,916 --> 00:09:47,583 He's no good for you. 189 00:09:47,666 --> 00:09:50,041 Blind guys are high-maintenance. I googled it. 190 00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:52,166 He'll ask you to dress him. 191 00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:55,458 He'll ask you if his face is shaved and stuff. 192 00:09:55,541 --> 00:09:58,416 They're the worst partners, girl. I did my research. 193 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:00,958 Hey, that's my problem. Stay out of it. 194 00:10:01,041 --> 00:10:02,125 Okay, fine. 195 00:10:03,208 --> 00:10:04,375 What's it gonna be? 196 00:10:04,458 --> 00:10:05,500 Are you in? 197 00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:08,083 I'll think about it. 198 00:10:08,958 --> 00:10:10,875 Don't take too long, you know? 199 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:13,458 There's a party at Quique's place tomorrow. 200 00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:15,250 He wants to meet you. 201 00:10:17,125 --> 00:10:18,458 Tomorrow's the contest. 202 00:10:18,958 --> 00:10:19,875 What contest? 203 00:10:20,416 --> 00:10:21,916 No way, I can't tomorrow. 204 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,375 This is important, Azul. 205 00:10:23,875 --> 00:10:26,041 These people don't take no for an answer. 206 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,500 He could back out. 207 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:31,500 -I told you I'll think about it. -I'll send you the location. 208 00:10:32,583 --> 00:10:34,958 Guys, I wish I'd had a measuring tape. 209 00:10:35,041 --> 00:10:38,500 I think I just broke a fucking record. 210 00:10:40,208 --> 00:10:41,416 Why the long faces? 211 00:10:44,708 --> 00:10:45,541 What's up? 212 00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:48,875 I just ran into an asshole who looked like the guy from The Underground. 213 00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:50,541 Did you find out what happened? 214 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:53,875 You can't even imagine. 215 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:55,666 Cockfights? 216 00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:57,958 For real, fucking Chocho? 217 00:11:00,500 --> 00:11:03,500 -How the hell did you find out? -Someone squealed. 218 00:11:04,166 --> 00:11:05,875 I needed some extra cash. 219 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,791 Okay? And the bar wasn't doing well. 220 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:11,416 So we held cockfights on Sundays. So what. 221 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,333 Menchaca is the Civil Protection inspector who caught me. 222 00:11:15,958 --> 00:11:18,125 I invited him to partner up with me. 223 00:11:18,625 --> 00:11:20,166 And I gave him Pánfilo. 224 00:11:20,250 --> 00:11:21,125 Pánfilo? 225 00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:22,250 A hell of a cock. 226 00:11:22,791 --> 00:11:24,500 He won 27 fights. 227 00:11:26,458 --> 00:11:28,708 It was a great business for two years. 228 00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:30,333 Until I saw Babe. 229 00:11:30,416 --> 00:11:31,375 The movie Babe? 230 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:32,666 This is weird. 231 00:11:32,750 --> 00:11:33,833 It moved me. 232 00:11:34,458 --> 00:11:37,125 I didn't know animals had feelings. 233 00:11:37,208 --> 00:11:40,625 They communicate with each other. Yes, they worry about us. 234 00:11:40,708 --> 00:11:42,583 It's getting weirder, man. 235 00:11:42,666 --> 00:11:44,500 So, long story short, 236 00:11:44,583 --> 00:11:46,333 your daddy unearthed the problem, 237 00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:49,458 and I'm being targeted by Civil Protection again. 238 00:11:49,541 --> 00:11:52,125 The director knows I bribed one of the employees. 239 00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:54,208 Soon, she'll figure out who it was. 240 00:11:54,291 --> 00:11:57,500 If Menchaca is a problem, we'll take care of him. 241 00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,333 We do discreet jobs. 242 00:11:59,416 --> 00:12:02,000 No, you won't take care of Menchaca. 243 00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:06,208 There's no way Civil Protection will see you on my stage. 244 00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:08,916 They're looking for any excuse to shut me down. 245 00:12:09,416 --> 00:12:10,541 I'm getting dizzy. 246 00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:13,541 I don't have the safety conditions for you to perform. 247 00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:15,625 Or for anything else, let's be clear. 248 00:12:15,708 --> 00:12:19,000 And even if I wanted to do the necessary adaptations, 249 00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:20,916 today's the last day of the contest. 250 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,166 Everyone's expecting the award ceremony. 251 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:25,041 I can't stop everything for you. 252 00:12:25,125 --> 00:12:27,291 It's not over till it's over. 253 00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:28,583 We're in this together. 254 00:12:28,666 --> 00:12:29,583 Yes. 255 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:30,625 Right? 256 00:12:32,916 --> 00:12:33,750 Jimmy? 257 00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:37,458 The contest starts at 8:00. We have two hours to solve this. 258 00:12:37,541 --> 00:12:38,791 We don't need time. 259 00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:43,333 What we need is money or some way to negotiate, just like Chocho did. 260 00:12:43,416 --> 00:12:44,625 Give me a break! 261 00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:46,041 He's a vegetarian? 262 00:12:46,125 --> 00:12:49,541 Yeah, ever since he saw the movie Babe. 263 00:12:49,625 --> 00:12:53,333 -I doubt it, man. -That piglet can sure make you cry. 264 00:12:53,416 --> 00:12:54,375 For fuck's sake! 265 00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:55,625 What's up? 266 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:57,500 -Look. -Fuck. 267 00:12:59,958 --> 00:13:01,208 Come in. 268 00:13:02,666 --> 00:13:06,208 Mrs. Lupita, we have some young people who want to see you. 269 00:13:12,916 --> 00:13:14,416 Let me guess. 270 00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:18,625 You're here to make a fuss about Chocho's bar. 271 00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:21,916 -Mrs. Balderas. -"Your Majesty" to you, nitwit. 272 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,416 Address me as your queen. 273 00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:30,541 It's a joke. Tell him I'm one-eyed. 274 00:13:31,125 --> 00:13:32,750 She's wearing an eye-patch. 275 00:13:32,833 --> 00:13:34,541 Oh, right. Among the blind-- 276 00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:36,041 A one-eyed man is king. 277 00:13:36,541 --> 00:13:38,708 -I hadn't thought of that. -Good one. 278 00:13:38,791 --> 00:13:41,583 Let's see, yeah. 279 00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:49,750 Look, first and foremost, you must know that in this office 280 00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:52,291 we take care of people with… 281 00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:57,333 different capabilities. 282 00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:01,583 Is the term "different capabilities" still used? 283 00:14:01,666 --> 00:14:03,041 No, Your Majesty. No. 284 00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:05,416 "Special capabilities." 285 00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:06,625 Not that one either. 286 00:14:06,708 --> 00:14:09,041 Okay, what fucking euphemism do they use now? 287 00:14:09,125 --> 00:14:11,583 "People with special superpowers" or what? 288 00:14:11,666 --> 00:14:14,166 -"People with functional diversity." -That one. 289 00:14:15,708 --> 00:14:19,583 In this office, we take care of people with functional diversity. 290 00:14:19,666 --> 00:14:24,208 Is that your bike taking up two spaces for people with functional diversity? 291 00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:25,250 Always. 292 00:14:25,333 --> 00:14:28,750 Always park in spaces for people with functional diversity, 293 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:30,541 and your vehicle will be safer. 294 00:14:30,625 --> 00:14:34,500 Of course, especially if you have plates for people with functional diversity. 295 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:35,541 Cut it out. 296 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,666 Had I known about everything that was going on, 297 00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:40,541 I would've done something about it. 298 00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:44,375 Okay, what's required for a place to be adequate for a blind person? 299 00:14:44,458 --> 00:14:45,750 Technically, nothing. 300 00:14:46,375 --> 00:14:47,791 I suggest businesses 301 00:14:47,875 --> 00:14:50,666 to install wheelchair ramps, but nobody does it. 302 00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:53,375 But Alexis doesn't need a wheelchair. 303 00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:57,250 There are too many disabilities, so we solve everything with ramps. 304 00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,041 Then what's the problem? 305 00:14:59,125 --> 00:15:00,583 What's the problem with what? 306 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:03,791 What do I need to perform and not get Chocho's bar closed? 307 00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:06,166 Wait. 308 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:09,333 You're not here to ask me to close Chocho's bar? 309 00:15:09,416 --> 00:15:12,000 -No! -You don't wanna close it either? 310 00:15:12,083 --> 00:15:14,333 Why the hell would I wanna close it? 311 00:15:14,416 --> 00:15:18,583 Chocho has been our best deal since I took my post at this desk. 312 00:15:18,666 --> 00:15:22,250 That asshole gives us a reason to fine him every five minutes. 313 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:26,875 Did you know he held cockfights in partnership with one of my inspectors? 314 00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:28,000 -No. -No. 315 00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:30,125 -Did you know? -That bastard. 316 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:31,958 We had to turn a blind eye. 317 00:15:32,041 --> 00:15:34,958 It merited closing down his bar for good. 318 00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:39,958 For years, we've fooled him into thinking he's fooling us. 319 00:15:40,041 --> 00:15:41,166 Damn! 320 00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:43,250 -You're so smart. -Yeah. 321 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,958 But I have no choice but to close it down. 322 00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:47,125 I'm confused. 323 00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:51,666 You just said we don't need anything for him to go on stage. 324 00:15:52,750 --> 00:15:55,208 You've no clue about what's going on, do you? 325 00:15:55,291 --> 00:15:56,875 No, what's going on? 326 00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:58,000 You went viral! 327 00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:58,916 What? 328 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,416 -Three hours ago. -What? 329 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,333 Someone 330 00:16:02,083 --> 00:16:03,708 uploaded a video online. 331 00:16:03,791 --> 00:16:07,791 We've been tagged in lots of videos asking us to close the place down. 332 00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:14,166 You wanna see where they put my eyes, asshole? 333 00:16:14,791 --> 00:16:17,541 Listen, we were able to handle your dad's complaint. 334 00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:19,416 But this is out of my control. 335 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,458 And when are you closing it down? 336 00:16:21,541 --> 00:16:23,416 My people are waiting for me. 337 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,791 Can't we postpone it till tomorrow? 338 00:16:25,875 --> 00:16:27,958 Look, we're all ready to go. 339 00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:29,750 Just give me a couple of hours. 340 00:16:29,833 --> 00:16:32,416 -Let me perform. That's all I'm asking. -Yes. 341 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,291 I'd love to, man. 342 00:16:35,541 --> 00:16:36,666 But I don't know how. 343 00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:38,000 Your Majesty-- 344 00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:38,916 My subject. 345 00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:41,291 Participating in this contest 346 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:43,000 isn't only important to me. 347 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:46,916 It's important for any person who's been told they're not good enough. 348 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:52,125 For everyone who's been pigeonholed and told to stay in their place. 349 00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:55,916 I'm asking you to help me transcend this prejudice. 350 00:16:58,041 --> 00:16:59,041 How nice. 351 00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:01,083 Yes. 352 00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:03,208 But no. You almost convinced me. 353 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,625 I have a better idea. 354 00:17:05,708 --> 00:17:07,875 We'll go, and you'll do another video 355 00:17:07,958 --> 00:17:11,708 saying it was all a misunderstanding, that it was part of the act, 356 00:17:11,791 --> 00:17:13,666 and that The Pearl is… 357 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:16,333 How should I put it? Blind-friendly. 358 00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:19,916 Is blind-friendly politically correct? 359 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,666 -No, Your Majesty. -It's not. 360 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:22,625 Whatever. 361 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:25,625 If you help me save the goose laying the golden eggs, 362 00:17:25,708 --> 00:17:28,833 I'll create the conditions for you to participate in the contest. 363 00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:30,291 -Yes. -Deal? 364 00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:31,333 Deal. 365 00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:33,666 Do you like motorcycles, vassal? 366 00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:35,916 -Let's go! -Yes! 367 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:02,375 We are reaching the finale, my dear audience. 368 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,208 It's truly been a couple of 369 00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:07,708 very exciting weeks. 370 00:18:08,208 --> 00:18:10,416 Remember, it is you 371 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:15,916 who will decide who will win the 25,000-peso prize! 372 00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:19,000 All right. 373 00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,958 The last contestant 374 00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:24,500 is a very special person to us. 375 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,750 He's gone through a huge ordeal to get here. 376 00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:31,666 So, from Querétaro, 377 00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:35,666 I want you to give a big round of applause to welcome Mr. 378 00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:37,875 Paquito Buenrostro! 379 00:18:41,625 --> 00:18:42,916 Brother. 380 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:43,833 Bro. 381 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,125 Knock 'em dead. 382 00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:52,291 This is so nice, thank you. 383 00:18:52,375 --> 00:18:54,166 Thank you, please. 384 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:57,250 This lovely applause is for all of you. 385 00:18:57,333 --> 00:18:58,208 Yes. 386 00:18:58,791 --> 00:19:00,916 That's right, of course. 387 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:02,416 Okay now. 388 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,166 Tonight, we're gonna-- 389 00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:05,625 Stop everything! 390 00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:08,583 There's been a slight change of plans. 391 00:19:08,666 --> 00:19:11,250 I introduce to you tonight's next comedian. 392 00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:13,041 The one and only 393 00:19:13,125 --> 00:19:15,958 Alexis "Little Egg Eyes"! 394 00:19:16,041 --> 00:19:17,583 Sons of bitches! 395 00:19:20,666 --> 00:19:24,041 {\an8}TO BE CONTINUED 396 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:52,333 Subtitle translation by: Avalos Fernanada. 28932

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