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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:27,456 All right, I've had it. 2 00:01:27,660 --> 00:01:30,413 I'm sick of coming home, seeing you holding down the couch... 3 00:01:30,620 --> 00:01:33,293 ...watching Oprah and stuffing your face full of bonbons. 4 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:38,660 Now, you either get your lazy ass in the kitchen and cook me a meal or get out. 5 00:01:43,060 --> 00:01:46,575 Come on, Al, Marcie won't let me back in the house until I have a job. 6 00:01:46,820 --> 00:01:50,859 If you kick me out too, where will I go? 7 00:01:51,580 --> 00:01:53,491 Don't know, don't care. 8 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:58,014 Sure, you working people don't know how tough it is to find a job these days. 9 00:01:59,060 --> 00:02:01,654 Kelly, I got you another job. 10 00:02:10,860 --> 00:02:12,816 Damn, I'm a good agent. 11 00:02:13,060 --> 00:02:16,496 If I was a hot young chick, I couldn't keep my hands off myself. 12 00:02:17,460 --> 00:02:20,736 Well, I guess that makes you a hot young chick. 13 00:02:23,180 --> 00:02:25,740 Just for that, I'm not gonna tell you who got the part... 14 00:02:25,940 --> 00:02:27,771 ...in the next Romantic Roast commercial. 15 00:02:28,620 --> 00:02:30,929 Oh, please, Bud, please tell me. 16 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:34,734 Well, she's blond. She's standing right next to me... 17 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:37,898 ...and she doesn't have a brain in her head. 18 00:02:39,380 --> 00:02:42,053 Could you be a little bit more specific? 19 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:45,534 - You, you dullard. - What? 20 00:02:45,780 --> 00:02:48,419 - I got the job? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - You got the job. 21 00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:50,417 All I did was read lines at the audition. 22 00:02:50,620 --> 00:02:52,850 I mean, I didn't even have to uncross my-- 23 00:02:55,740 --> 00:02:58,015 My fingers or anything. 24 00:02:58,380 --> 00:03:00,769 Look, you start shooting tonight. 25 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:04,456 Congratulations, pumpkin. But what exactly is Romantic Roast? 26 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:07,419 It's this brown powder stuff that when you add hot water... 27 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:09,417 ...it becomes coffee. 28 00:03:10,740 --> 00:03:13,618 I know. I know, I didn't believe it either, but it's true. 29 00:03:14,860 --> 00:03:18,375 That settles it. If someone with the IQ of a french fry can get a job... 30 00:03:18,580 --> 00:03:20,252 ...you can too. 31 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,413 Yeah. 32 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:24,651 Wait-- Hey. 33 00:03:25,140 --> 00:03:26,539 Now, listen, Jefferson. 34 00:03:26,780 --> 00:03:29,499 I also want you to drive these kids anywhere they wanna go. 35 00:03:29,740 --> 00:03:31,458 You want me to be a chauffeur? 36 00:03:31,660 --> 00:03:32,888 That's humiliating. 37 00:03:33,140 --> 00:03:37,179 No, Jefferson, sleeping in Peg's couch dust is humiliating. 38 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:40,412 This is just a job so Marcie will take you back. 39 00:03:40,660 --> 00:03:45,450 Look, I appreciate that, Al, but I can't take money from your kids. 40 00:03:45,740 --> 00:03:48,049 Sure you can. You're stronger than the boy. 41 00:03:49,820 --> 00:03:52,892 Just shake him down when the girl's not looking. 42 00:03:56,260 --> 00:04:00,333 Okay, folks, Romantic Roast commercial, take one. 43 00:04:01,940 --> 00:04:05,216 Yep, Lance, the really cute building super, is on his way up... 44 00:04:05,420 --> 00:04:09,254 ...so I've cleverly jammed the disposal. 45 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:15,259 Yep, I put ABBA's greatest hits on the stereo... 46 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:20,534 ...and, well, of course, I made two cups of Romantic Roast. 47 00:04:20,780 --> 00:04:23,852 I'll let you know how it goes. Okay, bye. 48 00:04:27,540 --> 00:04:30,179 I'm here to fix the disposal. 49 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:33,933 Cut. 50 00:04:38,580 --> 00:04:41,731 Very amusing Mike Tyson impression. 51 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:47,660 This time, could you try it in a register everyone can hear, not just dogs? 52 00:04:49,100 --> 00:04:52,729 And of course, I made two cups of Romantic Roast. 53 00:04:52,980 --> 00:04:55,938 I'll let you know how it goes. Bye. 54 00:04:59,380 --> 00:05:01,769 I'm here to fix the disposal. 55 00:05:08,020 --> 00:05:09,419 Cut. 56 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:14,572 I'm curious. 57 00:05:14,820 --> 00:05:18,130 Exactly what part on Baywatch did you play? 58 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:22,217 Well, the voice of Lex, the friendly dolphin. 59 00:05:23,300 --> 00:05:25,336 All right, Lex, you're fired. 60 00:05:26,900 --> 00:05:29,050 Okay. Let's just call it a day, shall we? 61 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:30,858 Bite me. 62 00:05:33,220 --> 00:05:35,176 Mr. Director... 63 00:05:36,220 --> 00:05:38,097 ...look, I think I know who can play Lance. 64 00:05:38,340 --> 00:05:42,856 Oh, I don't think you're right for the part. You look like he sounds. 65 00:05:43,380 --> 00:05:45,098 I heard that. 66 00:05:47,020 --> 00:05:49,488 Not me. I'm talking about my other client. 67 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:53,699 Yeah, and put 50 bucks on Agile Angus to place. 68 00:05:53,940 --> 00:05:55,373 Yeah. 69 00:05:55,620 --> 00:05:58,498 Mr. D'Arcy, I think I can get you a job in this commercial. 70 00:05:59,780 --> 00:06:02,214 Why? What have I ever done to you? 71 00:06:03,020 --> 00:06:05,853 It's a job so Mrs. D'Arcy will let you back in the house. 72 00:06:08,180 --> 00:06:09,772 Hey, yeah. Maybe you're right. 73 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:13,808 I mean, you know, it's not really work. 74 00:06:14,580 --> 00:06:16,696 It's acting. 75 00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:23,373 And of course, I made two cups of Romantic Roast. 76 00:06:23,860 --> 00:06:27,136 Okay. I'll let you know how it goes. Bye. 77 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:33,131 I'm here to fix the disposal. 78 00:06:33,540 --> 00:06:36,418 You know, I can't figure out what happened. 79 00:06:39,580 --> 00:06:41,889 I see this all the time. 80 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:50,410 Can I thank you with a cup of coffee? 81 00:06:56,260 --> 00:06:57,579 Romantic Roast? 82 00:06:58,380 --> 00:07:00,336 Romantic Roast. 83 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:06,171 Long after the coffee's gone... 84 00:07:06,420 --> 00:07:09,059 ...the romance lingers on and on. 85 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:12,656 Romantic Roast. 86 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,413 Congratulations, pumpkin. 87 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:16,776 As you know, acting careers are fleeting. 88 00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:20,893 So you should give me your money so I can invest it wisely for you. 89 00:07:21,260 --> 00:07:24,809 Oh, Daddy, you do love me. 90 00:07:25,060 --> 00:07:26,618 I do now. 91 00:07:30,260 --> 00:07:32,694 This commercial is the best thing that happened to us. 92 00:07:32,940 --> 00:07:35,010 Well, for once, Al, we agree. 93 00:07:35,260 --> 00:07:39,253 With Jefferson employed, our relationship has never been better. 94 00:07:40,220 --> 00:07:44,532 There he is. It's Lance, Mr. Romantic-Roast-Coffee-Guy. 95 00:07:48,020 --> 00:07:53,970 Excuse me. Excuse me. But you know, I'm Mrs. Romantic-Roast-Coffee-Guy. 96 00:07:57,180 --> 00:07:59,091 Only on TV. 97 00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:02,571 I'm the real Mrs. Romantic-Roast-Coffee-Guy. 98 00:08:02,860 --> 00:08:05,818 Oh, you're his mother. 99 00:08:08,460 --> 00:08:11,930 No, you twit. I'm his wife. 100 00:08:12,180 --> 00:08:15,934 That's impossible. This map to the star's homes says he lives alone. 101 00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:18,171 Give me that. 102 00:08:18,980 --> 00:08:21,813 What lowlife would sell you this? 103 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:26,060 Two hundred seventy-five, 300... 104 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:27,894 ...350. 105 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:32,936 Al, you've got to do something... 106 00:08:33,140 --> 00:08:36,018 ...about this ruthless exploitation of our families. 107 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:39,539 You're right, and I will. 108 00:08:41,140 --> 00:08:42,209 There you go. 109 00:08:42,420 --> 00:08:46,732 May I present the autographed Lance pump. 110 00:08:48,180 --> 00:08:50,410 Price: 79.95. 111 00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:54,735 Price Gary thinks we're selling it for: 9.95. 112 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:58,134 Let the purse-jacking begin. 113 00:09:08,980 --> 00:09:12,859 Ma'am, groping Lance will cost you 100 bucks. 114 00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:19,448 Grope on. 115 00:09:20,940 --> 00:09:22,737 Jefferson? 116 00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:26,253 - There you are. - How did you find me here? 117 00:09:26,540 --> 00:09:27,768 Bud was also selling maps... 118 00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:31,609 ...to "where the stars are making whorish public appearances." 119 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:36,291 Did you know that Michael Cane is down at Orange Julius as we speak? 120 00:09:36,540 --> 00:09:38,258 Why would you sell your good name... 121 00:09:38,460 --> 00:09:41,133 ...to line the polyester pockets of the lowest man on earth? 122 00:09:41,380 --> 00:09:44,690 And you wonder why stars leave their wives. 123 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:48,818 Look, Marcie, this is all harmless fun. 124 00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:51,494 This is just Jefferson's 15 minutes of fame. 125 00:09:51,740 --> 00:09:55,415 Yeah, it will be over before your hair grows out. 126 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,970 Mr. D'Arcy, great news. 127 00:09:59,220 --> 00:10:02,292 The people from Romantic Roast called and they want you and Kelly... 128 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,536 - ...for two more commercials. - Hey, no way! 129 00:10:11,140 --> 00:10:13,938 Lance, why don't you finish your Romantic Roast... 130 00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:17,098 ...while it's still hot and steamy. 131 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:24,448 Lila, that's not the only thing that's hot and steamy. 132 00:10:27,100 --> 00:10:28,852 Oh, Lance. 133 00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:32,695 Oh, Lila. 134 00:10:33,740 --> 00:10:36,049 Oh, shoot me. 135 00:10:39,420 --> 00:10:42,492 Romantic Roast, what Juan Valdez drinks... 136 00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:45,294 ...when the missus is out of town. 137 00:10:47,260 --> 00:10:50,809 Al, don't you see where this is going? Jefferson is getting famous... 138 00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:53,215 ...and more women are throwing themselves at him. 139 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:56,617 He'll be gone. I'll be all alone. It will be just like when Steve left. 140 00:10:56,820 --> 00:10:59,414 It's a very scary thing. Do you understand? 141 00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:06,732 Yes, I do, Marcie, and to help you out, I made a top 10 list of things... 142 00:11:06,940 --> 00:11:09,852 ...to make you more attractive for your-- 143 00:11:10,860 --> 00:11:13,579 For your sex-symbol husband. 144 00:11:17,180 --> 00:11:23,016 Number 10, wear traditional Islamic garb, covering all but the eyes. 145 00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:28,372 Number nine, feather-removing electrolysis. 146 00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:31,700 Number eight, ski mask. 147 00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:35,894 Number seven, sew up holes in ski mask. 148 00:11:36,660 --> 00:11:41,609 Number six, hire attractive woman to stand in front of you at all times. 149 00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:45,136 Number five, beak job. 150 00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:49,579 Number four, put paper bag over ski mask. 151 00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:51,652 Number three, shave head... 152 00:11:51,860 --> 00:11:55,011 ...tattoo Cindy Crawford's face on back of head... 153 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:58,972 ...learn to walk backwards. 154 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:08,179 Number two, poke out eyes of every man on earth. 155 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:13,610 Number one, get president to make every day Halloween. 156 00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:21,416 Yeah, I don't understand you, Al. 157 00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:23,372 Although perhaps that's the fault... 158 00:12:23,580 --> 00:12:27,539 ...of that cow-sized tongue inside your peanut-sized head. 159 00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:30,814 Hey, do I make fun of you? 160 00:12:35,740 --> 00:12:39,369 Doesn't it bother you that your daughter and my husband... 161 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:41,616 ...are living a soap opera romance? 162 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:43,088 No, Marcie. 163 00:12:43,300 --> 00:12:45,655 But the difference between me and you, Marcie... 164 00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:49,973 ...outside the fact that my feet aren't a Chinese delicacy... 165 00:12:50,860 --> 00:12:53,852 ...is that I know the difference between fact and fiction. 166 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:56,136 Well, I'm glad you feel that way, Dad. 167 00:12:56,340 --> 00:13:00,049 Because I was worried you might have a problem with this next commercial. 168 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:04,259 - Why? What's in this commercial? - Well, Mr. D'Arcy and Kelly have to-- 169 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,889 - They have to kiss. - What? 170 00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:09,651 I'll kill him first. 171 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:13,779 Dad, it's only a commercial. One that's gonna make us a lot of money. 172 00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:16,295 Bud, there's some things more important than money. 173 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:19,776 Kelly's lips are never gonna go where Marcie's lips have been. 174 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:27,056 Yeah? Well, my Jefferson's lips are never gonna go... 175 00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:29,728 ...where everyone else's lips have already been. 176 00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:33,212 That's right! 177 00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:35,970 Hey, what are you hinting at? 178 00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:39,298 I'll break it to you later. Now let's deal with this situation. 179 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:42,617 Oh, well, what are we worried about? Kelly will never go for this. 180 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:46,412 Hey, did you hear the good news? 181 00:13:48,940 --> 00:13:52,216 We're gonna kiss on television. 182 00:13:57,020 --> 00:14:00,979 Jefferson, honey, can I have a word with you... 183 00:14:01,180 --> 00:14:05,492 ...in our own kitchen by the recently sharpened knives? 184 00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:10,250 - Goodbye, Lila. - Bye, Lance. 185 00:14:12,540 --> 00:14:14,690 Kelly, we have to have a talk. 186 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:18,330 As her agent, I strongly advise my client not to listen to you. 187 00:14:18,540 --> 00:14:21,612 Shut up or it's five across the eyes. 188 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:26,215 Kelly, I've given you good fatherly advice in the past. 189 00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:29,020 Daddy, you have never given me fatherly advice. 190 00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:31,899 Then here's some advice from someone 100 pounds heavier... 191 00:14:32,100 --> 00:14:35,809 ...with an eight-inch reach advantage. You are not kissing the neighbor. 192 00:14:36,060 --> 00:14:39,769 Daddy, I am grown up. And you can't tell me what to do anymore, so: 193 00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:43,456 Kelly, I know you're grown up even though you still live at home... 194 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:46,817 ...and occasionally pick up the phone thinking it's the doorbell... 195 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,648 ...but, sweetheart, look. 196 00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:52,933 Why do you think I carry your baby picture in my wallet? 197 00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:55,171 That's not me, Dad. 198 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:58,533 That's the picture that came with the wallet. 199 00:14:58,780 --> 00:15:02,534 Hey, when I bought this wallet, I had a choice. A little boy or a little girl. 200 00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:07,655 - I picked a little girl. She's symbolic. - She's Chinese, Dad. 201 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:11,537 That's what I was hoping you would be. 202 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:17,019 Daddy, I'm sorry I'm not Chinese. I didn't mean it. 203 00:15:17,220 --> 00:15:20,530 Oh, sweetheart, all right. That's all right, now. 204 00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:24,855 Daddy, what is really the problem? 205 00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:28,695 Well, because I wanna keep you pure. 206 00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:37,888 Well, we better call Mr. Peabody and the WABAC machine. 207 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:40,779 Daddy. 208 00:15:41,860 --> 00:15:44,215 This commercial is just pretend. 209 00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:47,736 And of course I'm gonna stay pure until I meet the right man. 210 00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:54,333 In the meantime, why don't you come to the set tomorrow... 211 00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:56,337 ...and you'll see how innocent it is. 212 00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:59,333 And if you don't like what you see, you know what you can do. 213 00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:02,531 Beat everybody up? 214 00:16:03,780 --> 00:16:05,293 You are my daddy. 215 00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:12,493 Actors on the set for the reading. 216 00:16:12,940 --> 00:16:14,976 So, what kind of kiss do you think it will be? 217 00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:17,011 There's only one kind. 218 00:16:17,260 --> 00:16:19,057 Man faces woman, closes his eyes... 219 00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:22,013 ...imagines he's with someone else, just like sex. 220 00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:25,659 You truly are a Neanderthal. 221 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:30,132 I mean, there's all kinds of kisses. Open mouth, closed mouth, tongues. 222 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:31,972 Tongues? 223 00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:35,850 The tongue has no place in passion. 224 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,889 Hey, excuse me, Mr. Director. 225 00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:42,893 I'd like to talk to you about this kissing with tongues. 226 00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:46,610 Wrong set. They're casting Show Boys down the hall. 227 00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:51,536 No, no. Kelly's my daughter. I wanna make sure this kiss is quick and clean. 228 00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:54,931 Oh, well, they're not going to kiss anymore. We did some research... 229 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:59,372 ...and the audience felt that kissing after the third date was too '80s. 230 00:17:00,980 --> 00:17:03,369 I'm glad this country has finally come to its senses. 231 00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:05,457 So, what are you gonna have them do? 232 00:17:13,180 --> 00:17:15,057 What's that bed for? 233 00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:18,015 Oh, come on, Mr. Bundy. You're a married man. 234 00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:19,693 Yeah? 235 00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:23,217 What's that bed for? 236 00:17:24,340 --> 00:17:26,934 We, in the business, call it sex. 237 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:30,092 I don't care what you call it. My daughter's not doing it. 238 00:17:30,940 --> 00:17:33,090 Mr. Bundy, they're not really having sex. 239 00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:37,578 In fact, the commercial takes place after sex, when they're having coffee. 240 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:43,812 How can someone drink coffee in their sleep? 241 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:55,335 I'll handle this, Magilla. Look... 242 00:17:56,220 --> 00:18:01,738 ...my husband is not having postcoital coffee with anyone. 243 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:03,572 I don't care how much you pay him. 244 00:18:04,060 --> 00:18:06,096 How does $50,000 sound? 245 00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:09,010 Quiet on the set. 246 00:18:09,980 --> 00:18:12,778 - Dad, did you hear that? - I just still can't figure it out. 247 00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:16,052 Sex, then coffee. It's just wrong. 248 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:21,257 Okay, I know you just got these new lines. 249 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,536 So we're gonna have a cold reading on set... 250 00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:24,968 ...and see what we've got. 251 00:18:30,260 --> 00:18:32,410 Good morning, darling. 252 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:36,619 Wow, Lance, you sure fixed the squeak in my bed. 253 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,217 You're wonderful. 254 00:18:39,460 --> 00:18:43,009 So the sex was good for you too, huh? 255 00:18:43,260 --> 00:18:45,490 No, it was awful... 256 00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:49,455 ...but the coffee makes it all worthwhile. 257 00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:53,812 Then you sip, and then you smile and then we're done. 258 00:18:54,060 --> 00:18:55,618 Great. How do those lines feel? 259 00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:58,295 - Brilliant. - Encore. 260 00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:01,249 Problem over here. Look. 261 00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:06,733 What exactly does she mean, "It was awful"? 262 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,330 - She means you're bad in bed. - I am not. 263 00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:11,650 Okay, Lance is bad in bed. 264 00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:13,773 You don't seem to understand. 265 00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:16,619 To millions of women out there, I am Lance. 266 00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:19,215 Okay? I can't have them thinking that I'm bad in bed. 267 00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:22,139 Now, how about if I'm good, and she's bad? 268 00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:24,496 That's the way it is in real life. 269 00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:35,448 You're gonna have to rewrite this script, pal. 270 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:38,772 We can't do that. See, this commercial is geared towards women... 271 00:19:38,980 --> 00:19:42,256 ...and we all know they can never be satisfied. 272 00:19:43,540 --> 00:19:45,656 - That's true. - That's true. 273 00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:49,613 Which works for us. Because if men really were good in bed... 274 00:19:49,820 --> 00:19:52,618 ...women wouldn't need flavored coffee. 275 00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:57,058 Look, pal, I'm a real man... 276 00:19:57,300 --> 00:20:01,339 ...and I can't pretend to be anything less. 277 00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:08,250 Marcie, could I have a ride home? 278 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:13,133 Take the bus with the other real men. 279 00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:18,178 Wait, Mr. D'Arcy. This happens to older married men all the time. 280 00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:23,330 I've-- I've heard. 281 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,370 Well, that's a wrap. 282 00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:28,653 Actors. 283 00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:31,778 Maybe we should rethink this whole campaign. 284 00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:33,453 I've got it. 285 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:38,296 Frogs. Coffee-drinking frogs. 286 00:20:39,420 --> 00:20:41,172 Mr. Director, listen. 287 00:20:41,420 --> 00:20:43,490 Before you go with frogs, hear me out. 288 00:20:43,980 --> 00:20:45,299 Action. 289 00:20:45,540 --> 00:20:50,898 Wow, Vance, you fixed the squeak in my bed. You're wonderful. 290 00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:58,693 So the sex was-- What? What's the line? 291 00:20:58,940 --> 00:21:00,453 Good for you. 292 00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:04,010 So the sex was good for you? 293 00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:06,977 No, it was awful. 294 00:21:07,180 --> 00:21:10,138 But that's what makes the coffee all worthwhile. 295 00:21:11,540 --> 00:21:13,895 Cut. Cut. 296 00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:19,938 So the sex was good for you too, huh? 297 00:21:21,420 --> 00:21:25,857 No, it was awful. 298 00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:30,249 Cut. Cut. Thank you. That's enough. 299 00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:34,616 I'm going home. Someone get me some frogs and some bourbon. 300 00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:56,171 So the sex was good for you too? 301 00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:59,895 No, it was awful. 302 00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:03,615 But that's what makes the coffee all worthwhile. 303 00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:06,809 Hey, how was that? 304 00:22:08,580 --> 00:22:10,252 Great. 305 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:12,536 Let's try it again, Al. 306 00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:16,857 So the sex was good for you too? 307 00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:19,011 No, it was awful. 308 00:22:19,220 --> 00:22:22,656 But that's what makes the coffee all worthwhile. 309 00:22:23,180 --> 00:22:26,456 Well, that was good for me. Was that good for you, Al? 24910

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