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Great, Carlos.
What time are you gonna come over?
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There's no cinco on my watch.
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Oh, 5.
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Oh, okay! Okay, I'll see you then.
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"Adidas."
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Hey, Bud. I need your help
with a date.
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I'm not videotaping anything, Kel.
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No, I'm finally going out with Carlos.
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So, what, you need the Spanish
translation for "it unhooks in back"?
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No, I already know how to say that.
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No, the problem is that his cousin
is coming in from the old country...
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...and the only way that I can go out
with him is if my favorite brother...
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...in the whole wide world
keeps Esmeralda company.
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"Esmeralda"?
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Oh, that sounds promising.
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Yeah, a lot of supermodels
are named Esmeralda.
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Come on, Bud, Carlos is so hot.
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Please, I will do anything.
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That's public record, Kel.
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Look, I'm not gonna dog-sit
Esmeralda.
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I'll get you a date
with my friend Fawn.
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Fawn, Fawn, let's get it on?
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- That's the one.
- All right.
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But she hates me.
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Yeah, but she owes me
for going out with her goofy brother...
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...who lives in the attic.
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In the attic? What a dork!
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Yeah, he'd be a lot cooler
if he lived in the basement like you.
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Ain't gonna live no moreWith no big, fat woman
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Ain't gonna live no moreWith no big, fat woman
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Ain't gonna live no moreWith no big, fat woman
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Al, don't you think
you're jumping to conclusions?
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All Dad said was that he's coming
over here with big news.
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What could be bigger
than your mother?
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In captivity, that is?
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That's probably Ephraim now.
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Hey, Ephraim, get in here, you old--
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Chicken.
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Sorry, Marcie, I mistook you
for a 70-year-old hillbilly.
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Well, I'm sure that you get that
all the time.
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Al, not even you
could dull my spirits today.
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Jefferson and I have just returned
from a blissful two days...
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...at marriage-encounter camp.
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"Dr. Richelieu's love compound
and water park."
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We've never been happier.
Isn't that right, Jefferson?
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Love is all I need to make me happy.
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Jefferson?
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Are you in there, buddy?
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What happened to you?
You used to be a man.
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I am a man.
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Then who's your favorite Stooge?
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The Three Stooges are not funny.
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You know who I think is funny?
That Elayne Boosler.
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It's a lot worse than I thought.
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Luckily, I have something
for such an emergency.
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Jefferson...
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...I want you to get a load
of these Big 'Uns here.
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It's all coming back to me.
Moe! Moe, is my favorite Stooge!
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Those bastards, they almost got you.
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Hey, who's the broad in the kitchen?
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Well, that's your wife.
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How the hell did that happen?
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Let's go, Jefferson.
It's almost time for my nooner.
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Take two of these,
call me in the morning.
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Better make it four.
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Gee, Al, they seem so much in love.
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Maybe this Dr. Richelieu could make
our marriage happier.
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Oh, no, Peg. The only doctor
who could do that is Kevorkian.
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Hi, Ephraim.
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Come in. You hook up the harness
and I'll Crisco the doors.
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We'll pop that little woman
right on out of here.
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Wait. Wait a minute, Al.
I'm not here to pick up Mama.
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I'm taking a trip around the world
with my travel agent.
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Wait till you see this.
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Hey, Pancake,
get your flapjacks in here, darling.
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What'd I tell you, Al, huh?
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Part-time travel agent,
part-time stripper...
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...and full-time love machine.
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Daddy, I can't believe
you could do this.
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Oh, I could.
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You are a married man.
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Married? You told me
you were a college student...
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...taking a year off
before law school.
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Now, look at that. I gotta get me
another travel agent!
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No, you don't. You are gonna go
up there and reconcile with Mom.
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No, no, no.
That's not gonna work, Margaret.
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We just can't communicate anymore.
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Well, maybe that's because
you don't have a creamy-nougat center.
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Hey, I know.
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What if we take you and Mom
to this Dr. Richelieu's marriage retreat.
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No, no. I don't believe in them
fancy-schmancy headshrinkers.
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- It's got a water slide.
- It does?
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Whoa, I'm there, dude!
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I see you're wearing
your easy-access dress.
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And I see you're wearing
your wonder briefs.
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Look, if you still want me to babysit
Bowzer, you better be nice to me.
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Her name is Esmeralda.
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Yeah, I don't care what her name is.
She's not getting up on the furniture.
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I still get my shot with Fawn, right?
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Yes. She'll be here at 11:00.
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Just in time to tuck you in and tell you
about her other dates.
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Hey, she can bring her other dates
for all I care...
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...as long as I get my two minutes.
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Carlos is here! Okay, okay, okay.
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Hola, Kelly.
You look muy bonita tonight.
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Thank you. You look
"Bobby Bania" too.
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How charming.
One of your American jokes.
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Speaking of American jokes...
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...this is my brother, Bud.
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This, this is my cousin, Esmeralda.
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Damn.
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I'm sorry, I didn't get a chance...
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- ...to change into some nicer clothes.
- Oh, no. Please don't worry.
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You won't be wearing them
much longer.
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Damn!
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Carlos, Bud and I are going
to his room to play.
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We are?
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Thank you, God.
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Well, Carlos, it's just you and me
and this big empty couch.
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Yes, but when do I get to meet
your chaperons?
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Well, soon if you play
your cards right, gosh.
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No, no, no. I mean your parents.
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Where is your father,
the village shoesmith?
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He's with my mother,
the village shopper...
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...and my Grandmother, the village.
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Well, it was nice of you
to have your brother...
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...look after my unsullied cousin,
Esmeralda.
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Why, she's going to be a nun
you know?
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Oh, God! Oh, God!
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You see?
They are praying together already.
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Welcome...
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...to Dr. Richelieu's
love compound and water park.
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I am Dr. Richelieu.
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Thank you.
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No! No applause, please.
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Now, I see before me today
many troubled couples.
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Hey, Daddy, how's Mom doing?
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She's still not talking to me...
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...for lying and saying
I was taking her to IHOP.
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Now, I know you all think
your problems...
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...might be strange or... unique.
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But believe me...
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...I have seen it all
and nothing could--
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Holy mother of gods!
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Well, she's old enough.
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And who might you be?
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Well, I might be Brad Pitt, but you can
see by the chick on my arm, I'm not.
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We're not here for counseling.
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We're just here to drop off
my Mom and Dad.
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Right, so I'll just unhitch the trailer
and bid everyone here a hidy ho.
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Hey, wait, wait! Hold it, Al.
I got to talk to you.
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Excuse me a minute, darling.
Would you--?
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Listen now...
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I gotta talk to you. It's-- It's Mama.
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She's a little shy.
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Of what, metric ton?
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No, no, no. I think she's a little
embarrassed to be here.
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You know, Al, maybe Daddy's right.
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Maybe it'd make her feel better
if we stick around and participate.
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Peg, I'd rather go synchronized
swimming with Angela Lansbury.
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I'd rather have my neck shaved
by Ray Charles.
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I'd even rather have your picture
tattooed on the inside of my eye lids...
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...than spend any more time
with these clowns.
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Look, Al, you leave now,
and you can forget about...
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...Mama and I
patching things up here.
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All right, I'll stay!
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But I swear, I'm not touching that bozo
with the big red hair.
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Or that guy.
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I gave my love a cherry
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That had no stone
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Oh, that was great. Stop now, please.
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- I gave my love a chicken
- Stop, please.
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That had no bone
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Carlos.
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This is very romantic
and everything...
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...but I too can be strummed
and twanged.
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I feel...
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...completely refreshed.
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Hey, sex is a lot more fun
with a live partner, isn't it, Bud?
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Oh, you got that right--
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You know, your petty, little insults
mean nothing to me now.
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What's up with Julio?
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Well, Carlos just likes
to take things slow.
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He's a perfect gentleman.
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What, no--? No touch? No kiss?
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Not even my favorite yawn,
stretch, cheap feel?
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Guys do that on purpose?
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Bud, you have rested long enough.
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Damn!
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I gave my love a baby
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Yeah, right.
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And now for the next exercise.
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The most important thing
in any relationship is trust.
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Now, is everybody blindfolded?
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And gagged.
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- That won't be necessary.
- You don't know the wife.
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In this exercise the husbands
will select either good...
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...or bad-tasting food.
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And the wives will trustingly eat
what is offered.
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Al, I can feel you smiling.
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Let's start with the Wankers.
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Ephraim, make your selection.
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Oh, boy. Can I talk to you a minute,
Dr. Looky-loo?
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Be right back, darling.
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Listen, I'd like to pass on that
wife-feeding exercise you got there.
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Why?
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Because I have become
very attached to my hands.
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If you can't reach out to her
with a Weenie Tot...
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...how will you reach out to her
with your heart?
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Oh, all right.
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I'll give her a shot.
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Alrighty. Here I come, darling.
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Here, sweetie. A little Weenie Tot
for you, my little hippo.
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Come on, darling.
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Here you go.
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My finger!
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Dr. Richelieu,
we need to comfort Mrs. Wanker.
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She hasn't come back
since the... accident.
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Accident?! That was no accident,
you slap-shoed son of an onion.
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She'd have eaten my whole hand
if I hadn't have tickled her stomach.
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Nevertheless,
Mr. Giggles has a point.
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Ephraim, go find your wife
and give her some hug therapy.
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Oh, shut up,
you touchy-feely hug freak.
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I suppose you have a better way?
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I do.
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Men, gather round here.
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I wanna talk to you.
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Now listen here.
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Take your wife on a midnight
stroll through the woods.
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Let her ramble on about
how everything's your fault.
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Then you say,
"You're right. I'm sorry."
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Marriage is fixed.
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And they'll never know
that you were thinking...
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...about Pamela Anderson
the whole time.
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I'll give her a try, Al.
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Say, what makes you
such an expert on love?
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Well, Ephraim.
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Call me a hopeless romantic...
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...but I wanna fall in love
one day myself.
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Come on, boys. We're off.
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Al, why aren't we going to the woods
to save our marriage?
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Well, you know my motto, Peg:
If it's broke, don't fix it.
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And this next slide
is a family portrait.
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00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:37,752
Look at that cute burro.
245
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,514
That burro is my Aunt Maria.
246
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,717
Well, the saddlebags threw me.
247
00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:50,398
Is that a statue of Sally Struthers?
248
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:52,915
You're very perceptive.
249
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:56,838
She brought much food
to my country.
250
00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:00,836
We're hoping the next time she comes
she'll share it with us.
251
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:06,435
I wonder how Bud and Esmeralda
are getting along.
252
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,831
Stop! Stop! You're killing me!
253
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:13,914
She must be telling him one
of her many amusing jokes, huh?
254
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,199
Well, I like jokes.
255
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,873
Really?
256
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:23,358
Oh, then soon you will be smiling.
257
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,798
Okay, a duck, a priest, and Fidel Castro
walk into a cantina.
258
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,673
The duck says to the bartender,
"I would like a cerveza..."
259
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:31,714
Nice going, Mr. Bundy.
260
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:34,434
It's been one hour,
and still no one has returned.
261
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:38,389
If I wasn't the prophet of love,
I'd give you the thrashing of your life.
262
00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:43,111
Thrash all you want,
Dr. Skip To My Lou, just don't hug me.
263
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,519
Thanks, Mr. Bundy.
You saved our marriage.
264
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,593
Thanks, Mr. Bundy.
You saved our marriage.
265
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,229
Thanks, Mr. Bundy.
You saved our marriage.
266
00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,071
Thanks a lot, Al.
267
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:05,075
Peg, pack your mother's bag.
She'll be moving on out.
268
00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,508
Now, wait.
269
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,870
He saved your marriage as well?
270
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:12,795
No, you English muffin.
We're busting up for good.
271
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,758
Well, didn't you do what I told you?
272
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,956
Yeah, yeah,
and it worked out perfect. Yeah.
273
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:20,436
She wants me back now,
then I realized I got these tickets...
274
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:24,679
...for a trip around the world.
So I can take any babe I want.
275
00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:28,037
Ephraim, you could have two tickets
around the entire galaxy...
276
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:32,916
...you gin-soaked waffle head.
No one's going with you.
277
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,913
You're going around the world?
278
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,030
I'll go with you.
279
00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:43,077
Bye, baby.
280
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,274
Am I lucky?
Our first stop is Mexico...
281
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:50,153
...and she's got her own maracas.
282
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:57,552
Al, this is all your fault.
283
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,074
Everybody!
284
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,032
Then the duck says to the bartender:
285
00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:09,710
"I can't believe
you serve Cubans here."
286
00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:21,115
- Well, it's about time.
- Oh, you're right.
287
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,839
It's almost Esmeralda's curfew...
288
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:26,715
...and this is the last night before
she enters the convent. Esmeralda?
289
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:30,830
- Yes, cousin Carlos?
- Say good night to your playmate, Bud.
290
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,193
Goodbye, Kelly.
291
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:56,069
If it isn't being to forward,
I would like to kiss you good night.
292
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,118
Sure.
293
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,434
Esmeralda, come.
294
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:11,593
Can you believe that guy?
295
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:14,400
How dare he not put out.
296
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,275
You know what? I'm gonna tell
all my girlfriends...
297
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,038
...and ruin his reputation.
298
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,554
Kelly, this is great.
299
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,949
Now, you're desperate...
300
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:25,470
...and for the first time in my life,
I'm not horny.
301
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,436
Take me now!
302
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:34,039
That's what I'm here for.
303
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,758
- Fawn?
- Yup.
304
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:43,433
And I haven't had sex
in 15 minutes.
305
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,796
- Let's go.
- No, no, no!
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