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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Margaret, what's in that box?
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- Is it food?
- No, Mom.
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It's just some old toys
I'm collecting for charity.
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Don't lie to your mother.
I smell garlic chicken.
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It's just Al's socks.
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Hey, Peg.
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Do I smell garlic chicken?
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No, Al. But guess
what I found in the attic.
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Hey, if I wanna keep a noose upstairs,
that's my business, Peg.
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No, I dug up all these old toys.
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They're for Marcie's
toys-for-guns exchange program.
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Where do kids today get the idea
that a gun is something to play with?
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What is going on here?
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This is foreplay.
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No, honey, this can't be foreplay.
I'm enjoying it.
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And I'm in the room.
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I can't believe you guys.
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The whole point of this
toys-for-guns exchange program...
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...is to give kids something else
to play with besides firearms.
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For instance, I'm donating
this oil-covered Alaskan seagull.
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Now, watch what happens
when I pull the string.
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Kids, don't drink and drive
an oil tanker.
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I smell fowl.
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You certainly do.
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Well, I'm gonna give the
disadvantaged youngsters these dice.
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Jefferson, why would you
give a kid dice?
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Oh, these aren't just any dice.
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They're loaded.
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Yup, the lucky gangbanger who
trades in his Uzi for these babies...
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...will learn self-esteem
as he fleeces confused retirees...
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...out of their social-security checks.
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Thank you.
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What's Mr. Potato Head doing here?
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I don't know. You married him.
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Not that Mr. Potato Head.
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The one that's actually
worth something.
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I'm sorry, Marcie. I myself
once had a Mr. Potato Head...
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...who meant a lot to me.
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Well, my little sticky buns,
what happened to him?
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Well, one night
my frat brothers and I...
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...got stinko on Champale
and grenadine.
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Next thing I knew...
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...I was stuffing Mr. Potato Head's
heinie with cherry bombs.
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We lit the fuse and blew
Mr. Potato Head into hash browns.
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Oh, we laughed till we puked.
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So, Peggy, do you have
any other kids' things?
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Well, we have those
child-safety seats in the garage...
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...that we never put into the car.
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- Why not?
- Well, we found...
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...that it was much easier
just to leave the kids at home.
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- Let's get them.
- They're out in the garage.
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- I'll show you where they are.
- All right.
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- Come on, come on.
- Come on, Marcie.
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Can you believe that tomorrow
is our five-year high school reunion?
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That means we've been
out of school for, like...
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For, like, years.
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I hear people are coming
from all over for this reunion.
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Even foreign countries like Indiana.
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Indonesians are coming?
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We better brush up on our Spanish.
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Hey, Kelly, whatever happened
to your horny newt of a brother, Bud?
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I always thought he was cute.
He can realign my molars anytime.
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Please.
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I heard Bud and his hand
are eloping.
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So, Fawn...
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...are you still making
your meteoric rise...
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...through the hierarchy
of the 7-Eleven?
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I'll have you know
that I am a buyer now.
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Well, that's a change.
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As I recall, back in school
you were a seller.
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Hey, Bud, I'm getting my braces off
in a couple years.
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Will you wait for me?
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Well, sure.
Unless another hot mama...
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...with a big, drooly overbite
comes along first.
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Where's Ashley?
I thought she'd be here.
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Yeah, me too.
Oh, and I've really missed her.
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I wrote her all these great letters.
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I can't wait until she gets here
so I can give them to her.
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Oh, that must be her.
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- Ashley!
- Kelly!
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Kelly, I have missed you so much,
and I wrote you almost every day.
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- Here.
- Oh, cool.
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- Here.
- Thanks.
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Now that we're all here,
let's all look through my yearbook...
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...and trash everybody who isn't us.
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Look at that geek.
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He would do anything for me.
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Do you remember the time
that he loaned me his car...
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...and then I went joyriding in it
with another date?
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And then we tried to steer it
with our butts...
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...and we wrecked it,
and we broke our legs?
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He was such an idiot.
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- I swear.
- Wait, and then there's this other guy.
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I can't remember his name,
but what a dweeb.
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Okay. He asked me to the prom,
and I said yes.
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So he rented this goony maroon tux
and a stretch limo.
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When he showed up to my house
all he found was a note that said:
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"Bite me, nerd boy."
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Oh, I just wish I could remember
who that was.
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That would be me.
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Oh, yeah. That would be you.
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I'm sorry, Bud.
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You know, teenage girls
can be so cruel.
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I just want you to know I apologize...
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...and I hope somehow
I can make it up to you.
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Really?
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Maybe we can go out sometime.
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Bite me, nerd boy.
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See what suckers men are?
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Sure, go ahead, make fun of me now.
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But you'll come back to me
when you're 25...
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...and gravity has pulled you apart
like a Stretch Armstrong.
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Oh, Bud, don't feel so bad.
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There was this guy in high school
who was an even bigger loser than you.
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Eric Waters.
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Even the tape on his glasses
had acne.
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Anyway, he asked me out...
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...this one chilly New Year's Eve,
and I said, "Sure.
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Meet me on the top of the Hancock
tower, stripped to the buff."
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Well, of course, I stood him up...
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...but that toe they had to amputate
was a good lesson...
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...on trying to date out of his league.
What a loser!
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We did have a way with guys,
didn't we?
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Yep, all we had to do
was give them the move.
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I wonder if mine still works.
Let me see.
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There's a four-alarm
down at the orphanage...
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...but that can wait.
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- Wanna ride on my truck?
- Sure.
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Bye.
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Man, I used to love Monopoly.
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Buy a property,
put a bunch of poor people in jail.
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Now you wanna build a hotel,
you gotta put up a homeless shelter.
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That thimble guy lands
on your property...
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...puts up a "will work for food" sign.
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Ain't a damn thing
you can do about it.
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Yeah, they even ruined Operation.
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Used to be if you butchered
a guy's spleen, lose a turn.
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Now they take away
your medical license...
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...and you have to perform
black-market liposuctions...
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...in the back of a Jiffy Lube.
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Hey, you know. I have a good idea.
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Why don't we play Bottoms Up
until the kids come home?
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You know what, Peg,
I have an even better idea.
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Why don't you and Marcie go hide.
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Jefferson and I will come find you.
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Good. I love to play hide-and-go-seek.
Come on, Peggy, I know just the place.
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One thousand one...
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- ...one thousand two...
- One thousand two...
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- ...one thousand three...
- ...one thousand three...
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- ...one thousand four.
- ...one thousand four.
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Thanks for being
my escort tonight, Bud.
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You're welcome. And now that
my escort duties are over...
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...I'm going to escort myself
to that redhead over there.
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- See you.
- You'll be back.
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And you'll be begging me
for a little flesh and metal.
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It feels good to be back
in the old gym again.
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Look, the hoops
are in the same place.
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Look, there are the bleachers.
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And there's the clock.
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And there's you.
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- Come on. Let's sit down.
- Okay.
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Big problem.
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There's six chairs and five of us.
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Well, maybe one of us
will show up again later.
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Oh, gosh.
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You guys, this is so much fun.
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You know, I think we should have
a five-year reunion every year.
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Look at all these losers.
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To think that I slept with
every guy in this room.
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What was I thinking that night?
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Oh, my God.
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Hang on to your thigh cream, girls,
prime veal at 4 o'clock.
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Where?
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No, no, guys. There.
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He is cute.
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If I wasn't rocking
Bud's world tonight...
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...I'd be wearing him
like a wet retainer.
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You guys. You guys.
He's coming this way. Act cool.
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He looks important.
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Think I can nonchalantly
get my underwear off...
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...by the time he gets here?
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You're wearing underwear?
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You really have changed.
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Hi, girls. Remember me?
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Aren't you the guy who was standing
over there just a couple minutes ago?
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Maybe I can refresh your memory.
Does the Hancock tower ring a bell?
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No, but I think there's a time
and temperature sign up there.
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Although I can never figure out
which is which.
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I can. I watched it go down
to minus 10 degrees...
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...that New Year's Eve you stood me up.
I'm Eric "Nine Toes" Waters.
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Eric Waters?
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God, you...
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You look so different.
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It's amazing how your looks
can improve with nice clothes...
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...contact lenses,
and 10 million dollars.
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Ten million dollars?
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Oh, my God, he's the ex-husband
of my dreams.
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Look, you guys. Look at all the loser
things Eric used to do in high school.
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Computer club.
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Future businessman of America.
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Look, class valedictator.
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Who would've thought
that a geek like that...
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...would've ended up successful?
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Hey, Kelly, you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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Why don't things fall up?
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No.
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I'm thinking we should
have a contest.
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A duel for Eric's affections.
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You're on.
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- Fine.
- Okay. Chose your weapons.
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Damn, I knew I should have brought
my wet T-shirt.
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Okay, I'll tell you what we'll do.
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- We'll use the move at 40 paces.
- Fine.
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- Fine, go ahead.
- Okay.
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All right. Move over.
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You've seen the rest,
now check out the best.
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Wow, he ignored
both of their moves.
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Yeah, it's like he's deaf
or something.
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This has never happened before.
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We need advice
from an expert on rejection.
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- Can I have this dance?
- For the 15th time:
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Is this a cool hickey or what?
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It's much better than
the ones you make at home...
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...with the Dustbuster.
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Bud...
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...with these braces I could make
a hickey that would never heal.
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Look, Bud, Kelly and I
can't get anywhere with Eric Waters.
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You're somebody who keeps
trying even though he gets rejected...
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...you know, time after time
after time after time--
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Yeah, I get the point.
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Okay. We need to get through to Eric.
What should we do?
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Look, before you do anything...
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...I'll go talk to him.
I'll see if there's any hope at all.
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I'll go with you, Bud.
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No. You stay here.
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I'd rather admire you
from across the room.
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Way, way across the room.
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All right. Al, right hand blue.
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What is it about this gamethat's so sexy?
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I'm touching Peg's rear...
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...and for once it feels pretty good.
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I feel someone touching my rear.
243
00:17:14,890 --> 00:17:16,642
I think it's Al.
244
00:17:16,890 --> 00:17:20,439
He's not as strong as Marcie,but he knows what I like.
245
00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:26,688
I love all these handsgroping my tush.
246
00:17:26,930 --> 00:17:31,208
This game is just like sexexcept I have a partner.
247
00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:34,687
I hate this game.
248
00:17:35,570 --> 00:17:39,688
No one's touching my rear,and it's way, way up in the air.
249
00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:45,678
Oh, and they have us neutered.
250
00:18:07,650 --> 00:18:10,289
- Kelly, I need to talk to you for a sec.
- But--
251
00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:14,522
Okay, but just don't touch me.
252
00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:24,007
Look, I talked to Eric,
and he really likes you.
253
00:18:24,490 --> 00:18:25,843
He does?
254
00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:28,809
Oh, my God.
255
00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:32,087
- He wants to meet you alone.
- He does?
256
00:18:34,370 --> 00:18:37,885
Now, he's drawn this map
so you know where to go.
257
00:18:38,130 --> 00:18:40,963
Be there in an hour
and don't tell anyone.
258
00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:42,848
Even you?
259
00:18:44,850 --> 00:18:46,647
Yeah, yeah, especially me.
260
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:48,687
I can never know.
261
00:18:50,090 --> 00:18:53,127
Oh, thank you so much, Bud.
I owe you bigtime.
262
00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:55,844
I'm not gonna, like, pay you
or anything, but I owe you.
263
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,965
- Ashley, I need to talk to you for a sec.
- Okay.
264
00:19:07,210 --> 00:19:09,087
Just don't touch me.
265
00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:13,845
Look, Eric told me
he really likes you.
266
00:19:14,090 --> 00:19:15,364
He does?
267
00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:21,724
He wants to meet you alone
under the bleachers.
268
00:19:21,970 --> 00:19:24,404
You know, back where they retired
your number.
269
00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:27,887
Thanks, Bud.
And I want you to know...
270
00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:30,360
...out of all the nerd boys
I humiliated...
271
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,640
...you cried the best.
272
00:19:33,490 --> 00:19:35,958
Thanks. I'll remember that.
273
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:38,919
You just remember,
under the bleachers, 15 minutes.
274
00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:40,762
Okay, got it.
275
00:19:41,010 --> 00:19:46,084
One Mississippi, two Mississippi,
three Mississippi.
276
00:19:46,650 --> 00:19:49,926
How many Mississippis are there
in 15 minutes?
277
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:06,209
Thanks, Eric.
I had a really good time.
278
00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:08,759
Right back at you.
279
00:20:21,650 --> 00:20:23,606
Nerd girl.
280
00:20:26,210 --> 00:20:28,565
Well, we sure got our revenge.
281
00:20:29,370 --> 00:20:31,645
Well, I certainly got mine.
282
00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:35,847
I still don't know
what yours was, though.
283
00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:38,558
Where did that map lead to
you gave Kelly?
284
00:20:41,290 --> 00:20:45,806
Twenty thousand, two hundred
and thirty Mississippi.
285
00:20:46,050 --> 00:20:48,484
Twenty thousand, two hundred...
286
00:20:48,690 --> 00:20:52,205
...and thirty-one Mississippi.
287
00:20:52,970 --> 00:20:57,282
God, that Bottoms Up was great.
288
00:20:58,570 --> 00:21:00,561
We should do that every night.
289
00:21:00,810 --> 00:21:02,607
Right, Al?
290
00:21:09,410 --> 00:21:11,241
Isn't that typical.
291
00:21:11,490 --> 00:21:14,721
He falls asleep,
and I wanna play again.
292
00:21:15,530 --> 00:21:18,442
Have you seen my Mr. Potato Head?
I can't find him anywhere.
293
00:21:18,690 --> 00:21:21,443
Gee, I think I saw Jefferson
with it a minute ago.
294
00:21:33,290 --> 00:21:35,485
Oh, look up in the sky.
295
00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:39,120
It's a bird. It's a plane.
296
00:21:39,370 --> 00:21:41,645
It's Mr. Potato Head?
297
00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:47,359
I'm starting to get the feeling
that Eric's not gonna show up.
298
00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:49,840
Bud is gonna pay for this.
299
00:21:50,090 --> 00:21:53,924
Oh, it was a mighty fine day
in the life of Bud Bundy.
300
00:21:56,530 --> 00:22:00,239
Well, I guess I'd better find me
a ride home.
301
00:22:01,530 --> 00:22:02,963
- What?
- It's hickey time.
302
00:22:03,210 --> 00:22:04,882
No. No, no!
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