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{\an8}Norwegians are playful and horny
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{\an8}Put that cigarette out!
No smoking in here!
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There you go. Bye.
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- Hey! What's up?
- Hi, Kalle!
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Did you just get up?
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"Hi, dear sister.
Long time no see."
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COLD FEET
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Kalle...
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Check it out.
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You earned
millions of kroner on that?
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Dollars, dear sister. Dollars.
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- The lights don't work!
- They cut the power four years ago.
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Nothing's changed here, I see.
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- What's that?
- A present.
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- A goldfish?
- You could use some company.
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Give it a name.
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- Trine.
- Hi, Trine!
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Trine?
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- Kalle!
- Lasse!
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- You doing OK?
- Absolutely!
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Check this out!
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Check those tailpipes!
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- How could you afford this?
- These.
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- Taste it.
- Taste it?
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- You can keep it.
- Excellent. It's good.
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Kalle?
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- Hi!
- Trine?
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- I didn't know you were back.
- I thought I'd surprise you.
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You seem to like doing that.
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And here comes the best man.
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Christer?
That dork?
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How will that go?
He gets nervous playing charades.
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- Hi there.
- Hey!
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Kalle?
It's been a while.
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Welcome back.
Hi. You look nice.
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Good to see you again, girls.
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Hey, is that anyone we know?
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- Kurt!
- The groom?
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Shit!
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- Hi, Solveig!
- Am I too early?
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Not at all!
You aren't too early at all!
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- Is it Kurt?
- No, Kurt is perfectly fine.
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Solveig... You're so beautiful!
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Oh my God.
He wears pink underwear!
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...and then come back
and make a perfect entrance!
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Entrance?
For who? Those guys?
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For yourselves!
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No!
I said no!
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- Shit!
- Get a grip, Kurt!
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- Why'd you do that?
- He's hysterical.
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- Don't give the groom a black eye!
- I'm not getting married!
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You love Solveig, right?
Then what's your problem?
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It's like a tunnel into death!
It's too heavy!
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Stop doing that!
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You'll be going down
that same tunnel, alone.
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It's dark and lonely,
with no one to hold your hand.
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You want to give up
the woman you love for that? No!
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Hang onto the woman
of your dreams tooth and nail.
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Never let anything come between you.
Especially yourself.
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Got it?
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"My lover is to me
a sachet of myrrh
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resting between my breasts."
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"I am a wall,
and my breasts are like towers."
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"I have taken off my robe.
Must I put it on again?"
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"Your breasts are like two fawns.
Your stature like that of a palm."
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- "Your breasts..."
- Dad!
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- It's the Song of Solomon!
- Hurry it up!
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All right.
Step up here.
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No...
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- 30 seconds. Tops.
- Nonsense.
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He looks like
he's having an epileptic fit.
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In the presence of God and these
witnesses I ask you, Kurt Gulliksen:
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Do you take Solveig Lystad
to be your lawful wedded wife?
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I do.
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Solveig Lystad,
do you take Kurt Gulliksen
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- to be your husband?
- I do!
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I hereby pronounce you
husband and wife!
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My boys!
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Christer, you're the greatest
best man in the world!
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You saved my life! This is the best
thing that's ever happened to me!
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Take it from me:
Get fucking married!
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Now have fun and get drunk.
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- You have a girlfriend?
- No, but I'm working on it.
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- I actually have one in my sights.
- Me too.
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- Never let your dream woman go.
- Funny you should mention that.
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- Are you going to propose? Here?
- Bad taste?
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Not at all. Propose at a wedding?
Fucking brilliant!
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- How do I look?
- Like a million lire. Go for it, boy!
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Yes!
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Come on!
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- Veronica?
- Yes?
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Right. Put it on my card.
I have to go to the bathroom.
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- Bad credit?
- None of your business!
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Here you go. Tip.
Good job.
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Give my best to Mike!
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- What are you doing?
- It's a trick I learned.
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- If you pinch under and over here...
- Ouch! Why?
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So you don't...
You know.
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Come here.
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- Again?
- I don't get it.
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- I think I'll go home.
- Is something wrong?
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Aren't you ready?
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Were you that drunk?
Christer's bachelor party!
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Earth calling Kalle!
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- Christ...
- You're unbelievable.
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- Have a beer.
- Gimme!
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"Leave your finger there
for a couple of minutes."
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- We have to try that.
- "Also try with two fingers."
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Good morning,
mommy's little cuddlebunny!
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Did you sleep well?
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Need anything from the pharmacy?
Lubricant, condoms?
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I'll leave, so you boys can talk.
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Christer, there are only
two good books about true love:
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The Bible and... Kama Sutra.
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You are getting married. We have to
make you a good husband for Trine.
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- I don't need sex education, dad.
- Are you sure?
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My God...
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The ways to stimulate women
are endless.
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Learn the basic principles,
then you can start improvising.
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First: The non-vaginal orgasm.
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Imagine that this is Trine.
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No!
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Of course
Trine doesn't have as big...
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Hide that stuff!
Now!
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Not like that, Christer.
That's rape!
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- Bachelor party!
- Help me!
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Hey...
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- Should we come back later?
- Not at all! Come in!
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This is helpful for everyone.
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This position is generally known
as the congress of a cow.
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- Depending on the translation.
- From behind?
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Not quite as poetic, but yes.
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This is a key position
to stimulate the G spot.
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- You know what the G spot is?
- Nooo.
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Sure!
I mean... no.
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Christer's mother and I find this
position liberating. We have multi...
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For Christ's sake, dad!
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But Edgard, aren't you a... minister?
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I can still help my son
with his problems.
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- Premature ejaculation is no joke.
- Enough about that, dad!
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He's so shy.
I think that's his problem.
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This has been
very... stimulating, Edgard.
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I just have one favor to ask of you.
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See the monkey dance!
Only ten kroner!
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It's a great deal!
Excuse me, ma'am!
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Wanna see a monkey dance?
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Premature ejaculation?
With parents like that?
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All their crap has fucked me up!
Sex, everywhere, all the time.
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Too bad, considering Trine.
I know her.
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Watch.
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What do you mean, you know Tr...
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- Has she slept with the entire class?
- No, not the entire class.
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She's straight.
She hasn't touched the girls.
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Christer, newsflash:
You need to learn how to fuck!
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- I'm trying!
- Not hard enough.
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Hey, you cute little monkey-wonkey!
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Practicing on Trine just won't do.
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And your dad's theories
won't help you.
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What you need, is experience.
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Throw yourself into it!
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Yippi-ki-ay, motherfucker!
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It's dinnertime, dad,
where are you going?
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Going where the action is, baby!
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- I didn't ask you to make dinner.
- Dad...!
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Dinnertime, mom!
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No!
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- Have you been smoking pot again?
- I'm starving!
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Go to your room!
Now!
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- All right...
- You're incredible!
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Mom!
Stop!
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And clean your room! It looks like
a hand grenade has gone off in there!
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Big time!
Did you see that?
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Yes.
I sure did.
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- What's going on?
- Let's do it. Right now.
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OK!
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No more Christer the Wimp.
I'm your Energizer Bunny.
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I keep on going,
and going, and going, and...
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That stuff is worthless.
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Thank you.
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Come early?
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Huh?
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- Will you come in early tomorrow?
- Yes, I'll come in early tomorrow.
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Hi.
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I was wondering if you had
The Cramps. On vinyl.
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The Cramps?
On vinyl?
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Cool!
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- This is the coolest band ever!
- I'm leaving. Will you lock up?
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Bye!
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- Who was that?
- Gertrud. The old owner's widow.
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- Ever seen them live?
- Yeah. They're ugly, but they rock.
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- I thought no one else dug them.
- This is my favorite album.
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After "Stay Sick", of course.
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- Your dad is the new bank manager?
- Yeah.
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We moved here a month ago.
I still live at home.
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- So do I.
- But just until I get a job.
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It isn't easy to get an acting job
in this back-assed country.
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- Want to grab a bite to eat?
- I'm supposed to meet the guys.
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We're going to watch the game.
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Are you sure?
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- Hey there.
- Kalle?
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- Want a ride home?
- Sure, why not?
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- I'm not very good at this.
- What? Eating sushi?
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No. Dinner like this.
Two people going out...
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We're just going to eat
and talk a little.
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I didn't mean it like that.
Of course.
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Hi.
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Here we go.
Two sushi plates.
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Arigato.
So you've never had sushi before?
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But you know what it is, right?
Raw fish, nori , wasabi ...
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All right, I'll show you.
First you take the wasabi .
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Dip a little bit in the soy sauce,
and then...
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What's the matter?
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Did you eat the whole thing?!
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Christ, you're bleeding!
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Remember when we snuck into
that circus?
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A midget and two clowns chased us!
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So, you're an actress?
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Shit!
Sorry.
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You mind if I...?
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- Water!
- That isn't water, it's sake .
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I'm so sorry!
Let me pay for it.
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Let me help you.
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What are you doing?
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Shit!
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- Weren't you going to be with Christer?
- Yes.
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Shouldn't you watch the game together.
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No...
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Where are you going?
You were supposed to seduce him!
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- To make out!
- Did you see that?
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He puked! Made a fool of himself!
I can't kiss someone like that.
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- Are you kidding me?
- I'm an actress. I need motivation.
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Fifteen thousand kroner
is your motivation.
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- Twenty.
- Huh? Why?
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A puke bonus.
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Christer? Wait, Christer,
I want to talk to you.
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There.
Sorry.
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I think you're handsome.
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I've been after you all night.
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- And now you're getting married.
- Yeah...
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My dress is almost finished. I can't
wait to try it on. It's amazing!
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You'll be a lovely bride, Trine.
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There you go. Bye.
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Shit!
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What happened to your eye?
247
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:49,040
You mean... right.
That happened yesterday.
248
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:54,480
- Things can get pretty rough.
- With who?
249
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:59,440
Me and... the boys,
and beer and soccer and all that.
250
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,640
Hey.
251
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,640
What happened to your eye?
252
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:12,040
It happened last night,
while we were... watching the game.
253
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,880
- You weren't there.
- Sure I was.
254
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,600
- You were?
- Yes.
255
00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:22,080
Actually, you gave me this shiner.
256
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:28,800
You really need to cut down on
that drinking. You're a mean drunk.
257
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:32,440
Sorry, Christer.
Give me a hug.
258
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:37,240
I love you, man!
You're a great friend.
259
00:26:54,640 --> 00:27:00,240
- I need advice. What should I do?
- It's hard to say.
260
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:05,200
- It sounds like you're in love.
- No, I'm not!
261
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:13,280
She's hot, you have a lot in common,
you think about her all the time...
262
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:17,560
Sounds like you're in love, kiddo!
263
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,960
Maybe I was a little hasty.
264
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,920
You need some time to think.
265
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:35,840
You can't stand at the altar
with doubt in your soul.
266
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:42,480
If you can't have sex with Trine,
maybe she isn't the one for you?
267
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:46,320
Just shut up, OK?
268
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,640
Kalle, my man!
269
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:54,000
Do you have any more...?
I'm all out.
270
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,280
No more Lick-A-Baum.
There we go!
271
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:14,560
Your breasts are like two fawns,
twins of a gazelle.
272
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:21,520
There are only two good books about
true love: The Bible and Kama Sutra.
273
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:56,160
Kalle, it's Christer.
OK, how do we do it?
274
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,200
Do what?
275
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,880
Postpone the wedding!
276
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,000
The coast is clear.
277
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,760
Let's go!
278
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:29,640
What are those?
279
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:32,640
Ninja shoes!
280
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:44,280
It's gorgeous.
She'll go nuts when it's stolen.
281
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:48,680
- And cancel the wedding.
- Postpone it!
282
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:53,680
All set.
Let's get out of here!
283
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:05,520
I'm glad we came back here.
The pub sucks on Wednesdays.
284
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,160
Typical girls.
285
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:10,080
I deserve better than this.
286
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:15,480
It's bad enough
that Christer can't have sex.
287
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,800
I comfort him.
Support him.
288
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:22,720
I say it will get better in time.
289
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:29,280
When all I want to do, is tell him
to get that dick to work right!
290
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:33,280
And then I saw him making out
with someone else!
291
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,400
Did she see me?!
292
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,560
I would have lost it right there.
293
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,720
Elin, is that you?
294
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,480
Yes!
295
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:01,240
- Will you be long?
- Yeahhh...
296
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:08,600
- How could she have seen me?
- We have a bigger problem now.
297
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:13,920
- I have to go to work tomorrow.
- You can still party.
298
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:18,520
- Weren't you just in the bathroom?
- No.
299
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,640
Step back!
300
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:26,080
- What are you doing?
- Flush the toilet.
301
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,800
No!
302
00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,080
Call the police.
303
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,840
Shit!
Get your mask on!
304
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,400
Damn!
305
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:02,560
Come on!
306
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,040
Freeze!
307
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:09,920
Turn around!
Nice and slow.
308
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,360
Come on!
309
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,080
Shit!
310
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,760
Christer?
311
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,000
Trine!
I'm so sorry.
312
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:56,160
- What were you thinking?
- I don't know.
313
00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:00,520
Chasing burglars?
You could have been killed!
314
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,240
Did you see their faces?
315
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:10,160
- What were you doing here, anyway?
- I know you've been frustrated.
316
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:14,320
- You saw me with that girl.
- How do you know that?
317
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,760
Does it hurt?
318
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:26,080
Christer, to be honest,
I've had some real nasty thoughts.
319
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:31,240
Don't. That girl,
that was one big misunderstanding.
320
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,680
I haven't done anything wrong.
321
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:53,360
Hey, Christer. How's it going?
I've called you a hundred times.
322
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,160
So you're alive?
Where are you?
323
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:59,360
Right here.
324
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,800
OK!
325
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:04,920
- Hey there!
- I need the dress.
326
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:10,200
- Is something wrong?
- Everything went according to plan.
327
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:23,160
- What have you done?
- You got your postponement.
328
00:34:23,240 --> 00:34:27,920
- Call Veronica...
- No, Veronica's the problem!
329
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,800
I was this close
to losing Trine yesterday.
330
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,800
I'm not sacrificing shit for her!
331
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:52,600
No!
332
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,280
Pay up, bitch!
333
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:01,120
No, goddammit, I won!
334
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,680
- Your machine is fucked!
- Get lost!
335
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:10,320
For once in my life I got lucky,
and you're trying to screw me!
336
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:17,640
- I'm calling the police.
- What's going on?
337
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:20,880
- She's fucking psycho!
- No, Mike, she isn't psycho.
338
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:23,400
And calling the police won't help.
339
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,760
Here.
340
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,280
Hey!
341
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:34,480
Come here.
342
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:42,240
{\an8}We don't have a choice.
We have to postpone the wedding.
343
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:44,520
{\an8}Thank you so much.
344
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,720
Now everyone knows.
345
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:53,000
This is the worst day of my life.
346
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:59,200
If I ever get my hands on
whoever did this...
347
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:16,000
What was that sound?
348
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,840
Just a sparrow that hit the window.
349
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,720
I'll get it, Trine!
350
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:35,360
- My girlfriend is in here!
- I just wanted to see you.
351
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:40,840
- Is it the flower guy?
- It's a... Jehovah's vacuum salesman.
352
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,680
I'll get rid of her... him.
353
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:49,480
I'm at a loss.
If I can't see you again,
354
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:53,200
- I think I'll kill myself.
- Christer!
355
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:58,960
Could you give me that shampoo
from the bag in the hall?
356
00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:03,160
- Fine. I'll call you.
- Next Saturday at my place.
357
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:08,720
- Fine. Saturday.
- This Saturday my family is coming.
358
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:12,920
- This Saturday...
- You're having a party. Gotcha.
359
00:37:22,520 --> 00:37:25,680
Well?
Yes, you're a star!
360
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,880
I know.
361
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:38,840
Kalle, if this doesn't work...
362
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,600
- It will work!
- Fine.
363
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:46,400
But this is heavy shit.
I want a bonus. Fifty.
364
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:53,120
- Are you fucking crazy?
- It's a bonus, for... you know what.
365
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:14,320
You don't have to
pick me up every day.
366
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:18,640
You deserve better
than to serve others.
367
00:38:18,720 --> 00:38:22,600
You need to think about yourself.
368
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:33,200
- Your fish looks sick.
- What the hell does it take?
369
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:36,880
I feed him more than I feed myself!
370
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:42,520
Whatever. We should go.
I'm due at Veronica's at eight.
371
00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:45,800
You can't go on a date
with that shiner.
372
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:51,720
- Sure I can. I'm getting married.
- No reason to look like a troll.
373
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:08,080
- No.
- Yes.
374
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,720
- No!
- Yes!
375
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,960
Kalle...
376
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:22,080
- Let's forget about this.
- No way!
377
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:27,240
- My throat hurts.
- Try some Lick-A-Baum. It helps.
378
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:40,320
- Awesome!
- Does Veronica live here?
379
00:39:42,240 --> 00:39:45,720
Check it out!
A man with makeup!
380
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,640
I said next Saturday!
381
00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:57,360
- Are you a... friend of Veronica's?
- I seem to be mistaken.
382
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:02,240
Please stay. There's always room
for one more, right?
383
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,160
Fuck if I know!
384
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:11,120
- I'd hate to intrude.
- Not at all! Have a seat.
385
00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:13,440
No objections!
386
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:27,320
- Are you in love with Veronica?
- Kjartan!
387
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:32,040
Are we out of gravy?
Let me get some more.
388
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,960
So how do you two know each other?
389
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:49,680
- You can tell them.
- No, you're such a good storyteller.
390
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:55,880
- Are you all right?
- Your makeup's melting!
391
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:59,760
Excuse me.
I have this skin condition...
392
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:04,280
We'll handle it, Christer.
Sit down.
393
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:08,160
- Get a grip, goddammit!
- Please, Christer!
394
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,080
It's a little hot in here...
395
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:16,120
Christer?
396
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:21,120
Hello?
Just lie here. Don't move.
397
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:34,280
- What are you doing here?
- Just checking. How is he?
398
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:38,640
He's a wreck!
Can you get him out of here?
399
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:43,680
No way. It's now or never.
This is our last chance.
400
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:48,640
- My family is here.
- But you have him for yourself.
401
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:51,840
This is important to me.
402
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:55,760
Fine.
I'll triple the amount. OK?
403
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,280
Is there...
Do you...
404
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,480
Do you have enough to drink?
405
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:42,880
Already?
406
00:42:53,960 --> 00:43:00,040
- What the fuck is going on?
- I'm sure it's nothing. Sit down.
407
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,360
You think they're screwing?
408
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:12,480
That won't do! We need some action
on tape, or it doesn't count.
409
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:19,400
- What do you suggest? He's spent!
- Oral sex, or one of your dildos.
410
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:24,160
I don't have any.
I don't use appliances.
411
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,920
- No.
- Yes.
412
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,760
Not a chance!
413
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:41,800
Fine. A deodorant bonus.
How much?
414
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,640
- Huh?
- For me?
415
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:55,040
Oh yes!
More... more!
416
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,840
What's the matter?
417
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,040
I think...
418
00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:11,320
I lost it.
419
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:21,880
- I think it's stuck.
- Thank you, doctor. Do something!
420
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,480
What was that?
421
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,520
Make it stop!
422
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,240
I don't think so!
423
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:52,520
May I have a word with uncle...
with doctor Preben?
424
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:56,600
What the fuck
are you doing to my daughter?
425
00:44:56,680 --> 00:45:01,120
- I want to see! Let me in!
- Please don't tell dad.
426
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:06,480
Relax, Veronica.
We doctors are bound to secrecy.
427
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:11,320
And we have seen
most everything before.
428
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:17,200
Relax. Everything will be
just fine, Veronica. Let's see...
429
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,840
It's dark as a grave in here!
430
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,280
Nooooo!
431
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,160
How is your uncle?
432
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:45,480
The doctors say
his eyebrows will grow back.
433
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:49,080
Here you go.
Well-earned money.
434
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:56,880
I probably won't even need that tape.
Christer will confess everything now.
435
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:01,800
Cheers!
436
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,280
Your fish doesn't look well.
437
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:09,640
This whole place
could use a woman's touch.
438
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:11,600
I know.
439
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:15,000
I'm getting a maid next week.
440
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:21,520
Are you leaving?
Is something wrong?
441
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:25,920
Not at all.
We both got what we wanted.
442
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:45,000
- Could you hit the pause button?
- Why?
443
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:51,840
You know... Veronica?
444
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,000
I screwed up.
445
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:05,080
Trine, please listen to me!
446
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,360
Hi, Trine.
447
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:17,200
Make your own food!
448
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,320
Hey there!
449
00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:04,320
- What a surprise!
- I thought I'd find you here.
450
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:09,240
- What's the matter?
- Nothing. I feel great!
451
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,440
Is that where you are?
452
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:28,320
- Want to come inside and warm up?
- No, I'd rather sit out here.
453
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,240
Want a joint?
454
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:33,920
No.
455
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:07,080
Christer, what are you doing here?
456
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,640
It's 4:30 in the morning.
457
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:14,000
I needed something to do.
458
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:18,040
Can I make you something?
459
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:23,120
I'm fine.
I just want to work alone.
460
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:20,680
- Hi, Christer!
- What's going on?
461
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:26,560
I'm moving. I'm 70 years old.
I've been saving my entire life.
462
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:30,880
- I'm moving home to Bergen.
- Seriously?
463
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:35,320
No, are you stupid?
I'm moving to Benidorm!
464
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:39,600
But what about the store?
What about me?
465
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,040
Come here, my boy.
466
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:49,440
You're a good boy. It's time you
stand on your own two feet. Goodbye.
467
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:21,320
{\an8}HELP WANTED
468
00:53:56,400 --> 00:54:03,520
Cool tune. Imagine that I would meet
someone who likes my favorite bands.
469
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:07,240
- What are the odds?
- Christer?
470
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:12,840
I'm not the person you think I am.
471
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:16,560
What do you mean?
472
00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:26,800
Shit!
473
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:35,080
I know what you did!
Veronica told me everything!
474
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:43,560
Not so tough now, are you?
475
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:47,480
- What are you doing?
- Do you know what he did?
476
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:51,840
- He tricked both of us!
- I don't give a shit!
477
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:58,280
Christer, you and I
would never have worked out.
478
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:03,080
You don't know who you are
or what you want.
479
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:05,920
I need a little more than that.
480
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,120
Come on.
481
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:20,200
- We're going to Kalle's.
- Going where the action is!
482
00:56:20,280 --> 00:56:23,760
- Stein?
- Dad left an hour ago.
483
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:26,680
I thought that was him.
484
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:32,360
Hey, let's go!
What are you waiting for?
485
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:41,360
- What are you doing tonight?
- Getting drunk with Trine.
486
00:56:41,440 --> 00:56:44,680
What do you say to that?
487
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:51,840
- Hi, are you Kalle?
- Yeah. What's that?
488
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:55,720
What the fuck...?
489
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:58,880
- Put it over there.
- What's this?
490
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:05,960
The Norwegian order of Lick-A-Baum.
We got a little sued last week.
491
00:57:07,040 --> 00:57:12,000
A few people in the States
got swollen tongues.
492
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:16,840
And breathing problems.
Big deal! Damn Americans.
493
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:21,840
- It sounds pretty serious.
- It'll cost me a fortune.
494
00:57:21,920 --> 00:57:27,920
- I meant the sick people.
- I can't even afford storage space.
495
00:57:28,160 --> 00:57:32,800
Maybe I could sell
a few boxes to Lasse.
496
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:36,920
Anyway, I'll fix it.
It's all about branding.
497
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:42,600
Are you leaving? Is it the smell?
This will be gone in a few days.
498
00:57:42,680 --> 00:57:48,440
Kalle, you're lots of fun.
And I love being around you.
499
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:53,280
- But...
- But? What are you talking about?
500
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:57,840
- About responsibility.
- I'm more responsible...
501
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:02,320
- What should I do with your goldfish?
- Flush it!
502
00:58:06,680 --> 00:58:09,800
I'll see you later, Kalle.
503
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,160
Wait!
504
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:37,480
Stop!
I changed my mind!
505
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:41,200
This place looks great.
506
00:59:44,120 --> 00:59:50,280
You look good. A little more
grown-up. A little more like a man.
507
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,360
Thanks.
508
01:00:38,160 --> 01:00:42,320
Congratulations, my boy!
And with Trine!
509
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:47,200
- Dad, get lost!
- I'm just so happy for you.
510
01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:49,560
I'll go.
I'm sorry.
511
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:56,640
Is there anything
I can help you with?
512
01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:01,040
- Some privacy would be nice.
- Of course.
513
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:12,840
- My son is having sex!
- Good for him.
514
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:32,040
Sorry, but I can't picture you
in a serious relationship with Trine.
515
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:36,080
You can't even care for a goldfish.
516
01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:40,400
But it could be worse.
I just met this girl.
517
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:46,640
She was offered 1000 kroner
to seduce some idiot's best buddy.
518
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:53,120
He was going to tape it, and show
the tape to his buddy's girlfriend.
519
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:56,800
- How sick is that?
- 1000 kroner?
520
01:01:56,880 --> 01:02:01,880
- She told him to get lost, of course.
- No, she didn't!
521
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:03,600
I mean... really?
522
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:08,800
Yeah, he was just some idiot
with a big car and a tiny dick.
523
01:02:08,880 --> 01:02:15,840
But the craziest thing of all, is
that she fell in love with the idiot.
524
01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:22,240
Isn't that incredible? She said
they were made for each other.
525
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:25,880
Birds of a feather, and all that.
526
01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:30,960
- Why didn't she say anything?
- How would I know?
527
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:34,560
So some people
are worse off than you.
528
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:39,440
You feed it too much, Kalle,
not too little.
529
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:55,120
- Coffee?
- I don't know.
530
01:02:56,920 --> 01:03:02,880
One part of me says yes,
I want coffee, coffee is good.
531
01:03:02,960 --> 01:03:09,040
Another part of me says
too much caffeine makes me shaky.
532
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:15,240
So I don't know what I want.
533
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:18,440
Take your time.
534
01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:23,640
Sweep, sweep, sweep...
535
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:26,480
No!
536
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:30,480
Shit!
537
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:35,000
Long time, no see.
538
01:03:36,320 --> 01:03:40,920
- I was wondering...
- Could you lend me some cash?
539
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,360
I'm broke. Sorry.
540
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:47,400
Then what good are you?
541
01:03:51,960 --> 01:03:58,320
You think I'm some sort of product
that can be used and discarded!
542
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:03,680
I'll give you a performance
you'll never forget!
543
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:12,160
Health authorities have issued
a warning regarding the Lick-A-Baum.
544
01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:15,840
All sales will cease immediately.
545
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:32,440
- What are we doing, Kalle?
- Quiet! Wait here.
546
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:15,640
Hello?
547
01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:55,040
Who are you?
548
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:57,840
I am the organist.
549
01:06:01,520 --> 01:06:05,480
- And you?
- He's the bell ringer.
550
01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:09,400
We're rehearsing.
Three and four...
551
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:18,320
Excellent.
One more time.
552
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:36,280
Christer, my boy,
I am so proud of you!
553
01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:02,680
- Veronica?
- Hi. Nice of you to remember me.
554
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:06,680
I've come to give you a... present.
555
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:11,000
- Couldn't it wait?
- No, you're getting it now.
556
01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:17,240
A memento from an unforgettable
night we spent together.
557
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:20,520
Look under the bench.
558
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:28,440
What the hell is that?
559
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:41,240
Wait. Let me look at you.
Spit out that snuff!
560
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:44,440
Hey!
Solveig...
561
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:49,800
A New Year's Eve wedding!
So cool!
562
01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:15,200
Hi, Trine!
You're just a little bit early.
563
01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:20,000
- Early? Where's Christer?
- Christer... is here.
564
01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:23,680
And everything is in perfect order.
565
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:29,720
A few more minutes, and you
can make the perfect entrance.
566
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:34,400
- You aren't getting out of this!
- But she's a bitch!
567
01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:39,520
- The woman you love?
- Not Trine. Veronica! She's insane!
568
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:41,640
Look at this.
569
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:57,240
Unless I say "I don't" in there,
570
01:08:57,320 --> 01:09:02,040
she'll show that to everyone,
including my parents!
571
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:06,400
Listen, Christer...
572
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:11,320
Relax.
This will work out just fine.
573
01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:23,600
Hey! You were behind this!
Admit it!
574
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:28,080
- What were you thinking?
- I haven't done anything.
575
01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:31,920
Veronica is going to sabotage
my wedding!
576
01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:37,160
Veronica doesn't have the guts
to go through with it.
577
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:43,960
Hi, everyone. I'd like you all
to check under your seat.
578
01:09:44,120 --> 01:09:47,880
You'll find
a small surprise under there.
579
01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:52,600
I guess she had the guts.
I'll handle this, Christer.
580
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:56,080
There are enough for everyone.
581
01:09:56,760 --> 01:10:03,080
You may open the envelopes.
Congrats, from Veronica and me!
582
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:06,480
What is this?
583
01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:13,120
Look, it's a picture
of the bride and groom. How lovely!
584
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:17,760
As you all know, Christer proposed
to Trine at a wedding.
585
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:21,040
It isn't easy to top that.
586
01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:24,600
But I will give it a go.
587
01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:28,920
Veronica, will you marry me?
588
01:10:42,040 --> 01:10:43,720
"Yes."
589
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:46,760
How lovely!
How fantastic!
590
01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:33,000
In the presence of God and these
witnesses I ask you, Christer Bakken:
591
01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:38,240
Do you take Trine Frisly
to be your lawful wedded wife?
592
01:11:38,360 --> 01:11:41,960
- I do.
- And I ask you, Trine Frisly:
593
01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:46,040
Do you take Christer Bakken
to be your lawful wedded husband?
594
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:47,880
I do.
595
01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:51,280
I hereby pronounce you
husband and wife!
596
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:27,400
I've been thinking.
597
01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:30,560
I thought...
598
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:33,680
I believe what you said.
599
01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:38,560
This is Snow White.
600
01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:43,160
I bought a scratch lottery ticket.
601
01:12:43,240 --> 01:12:47,560
In six months,
if Snow White is still alive
602
01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:51,160
and I haven't
scratched this ticket...
603
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:54,200
Maybe we could meet again?
604
01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:00,640
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