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Hiya, carl.
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Hi, steve.
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Care for
A piping hot slice?
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No thanks, I'm--
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I'm on a diet.
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I've got my carrots.
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Ohh.
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Well, good for you,
Big guy,
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Soon to be
Little guy.
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Ohh.
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Lookit there, carl.
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Extra cheese.
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Oh, I see it.
I see it, steve.
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Uh...
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Steve...
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Steve.
Hmm?
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You know what?
Hmm?
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I've, uh...
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I've--I've--I've
Changed my mind.
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Shoot me over a slice.
Come on.
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Oh. Well,
I think you should
Be strong, carl.
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Give--give me a piece
Of that pizza.
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Give me that pizza!
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Put down
The carrot, carl!
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Put down the carrot!
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I'm--I'm sorry, steve.
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You're right. I...
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I gotta take my mind
Off of food.
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I tell you what.
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Let's me and you
Go to the movies,
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My treat.
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Hey, good idea.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Can we sit
In the same row
This time?
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Okay.
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Ahh.
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After you.
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Oh, well,
Thankee.
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Mm-hmm.
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You know, I think
We should go see--
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Ohh! Aah! Aah!
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Carl! Carl!
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No! Carl!
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Don't do it, carl!
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Aah!
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Just say no!
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Just say no!
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Oh. Mmm.
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Aah!
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Oh, boy.
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Hey, 3j.
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What's up with you?
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You sick or something?
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Oh, yeah.
I'm sick, alright,
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Lovesick.
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Heh heh. Ohh.
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What happened?
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You scoop
Some little honey up
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Off the junglegym again?
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Well, not exactly.
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Hey, eddie,
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Can I talk to you
On the q.T.?
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Well, sure.
What's up?
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Well, I'm really crazy
About this girl,
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But, man, she comes on
Like a busted clock.
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Won't give you
The time of day, huh?
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You got it.
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Well, what can
I do for you?
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Advice.
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You're the man, eddie.
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You're ultra.
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Man, you got more women
Watching you than oprah.
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How true, how very true.
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You want me to kick you
A little game?
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Yeah.
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You got it.
Here's a few tips.
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Hang on.
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Shoot the gift.
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Alrighty, now.
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Pay attention.
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First,
You wanna make sure
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That your breath
Don't cause death.
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Ahh.
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I like it.
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[laughs]
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Now, it is time
To approach the honey.
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That's when you use
The winslow wiggle.
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Now, that sounds dangerous.
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Mmm. It is.
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It's a little move
You do in the middle
Of your strut.
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Watch me.
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That'll get her
Checking you out
From behind.
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Excellent.
Ha.
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But what about
The eddie winslow
Love stare?
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3j, where did you
Hear about that?
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Around.
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Alright, listen.
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I'll show you
How to do it,
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But you gotta
Be careful.
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That look is
Way too powerful.
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Check it out.
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Now...
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She won't stand a chance.
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They never do.
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Ha ha.
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One pancake.
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That's like listening to
Gladys knight and one pip.
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Carl.
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Your days of depressing
Dieting drudgery are done.
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Fine. Would you mind
Handing me that bottle
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Of I can't believe
It's not syrup?
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Thank you.
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Look. Brand-spanking-new
From urkel labs...
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The urkel
High-speed hyperbolic
Fat-compression chamber,
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Patent pending.
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Steve, you're
Covering my pancake.
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But, carl, this invention
Can reshape the physique
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By compressing body fat
At the cellular level.
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Wanna try it?
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Hear me, steve.
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I am tired...
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Of stepping
Into these deathtraps
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That you call inventions.
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You want a guinea pig,
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Go to the pet store.
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Oh, ye of little
Faith, carl.
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I have plenty
Of faith, steve,
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Which you will
See in church
This morning.
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Now, would you?
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Oh. I may be late.
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I've to go
To the bus station
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And pick up my aunt oona
From altoona.
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That's fine.
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Now, would you--
Would you move the--
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Oh, sure, sure.
Thank you.
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Breakfast
Is the ticket, carl.
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Take care.
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That kid.
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Ah, boy, that kid.
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Steve!
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[band playing]
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Hiya, shondra.
What's going on, girl?
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Ah, you got it.
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Shaniqua, that
Is a lovely hat
You are wearing.
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Eddie. For
Goodness sakes,
This is church,
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Not the sizzle club.
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I know, I know.
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I'm ready to pray.
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Steve: hi, everybody.
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All: shh.
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Sorry,
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But I have somebody
Very special I'd like
For you to meet,
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My aunt oona
From altoona.
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She'll be in soona.
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Come in, aunt oona.
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Come on,
Don't be nervous.
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Come on.
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What happened
To oona?
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She got as big
As the moona.
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Hey, aunt oona, how you
Been? Good to see you.
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Put on a little weight.
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I'll say. Yeah.
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Here we go.
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Excuse me about that.
Alright. There you go.
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Not fat, just clumsy.
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Don't sit down.
Steve, there's no--
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Good morning.
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All: good morning.
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I want to welcome you all
To church
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On this fine blessed day.
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All: amen.
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It's good to see
Such a large turnout, hmm?
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Now that football season
Is over.
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Let us begin
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By joining
Our wonderful choir
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In singing rejoice.
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[band playing]
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* rejoice in the lord *
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* rejoice in the lord *
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* rejoice in the lo *
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* ord *
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Oona: * oh, got excited
And happy, you see *
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* I rejoice in the lord
And what he's done for me *
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* let the righteous
Rejoice and say *
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* whoo *
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* rejoice *
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Come on, brother. Whoo!
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* rejoice *
* rejoice *
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* rejoice *
* rejoice *
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* oh, rejoice *
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* rejoice *
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* rejoice *
* rejoice *
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* re *
* re *
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* joice *
* joice *
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* re *
* re *
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* joice *
* joice *
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* re *
* re *
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* joice *
* joice *
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* re *
* re *
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* joice *
* joice *
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* re *
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Whoo!
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* eee *
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All: * joice *
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* re *
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* joice *
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* re *
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* eee *
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* joice *
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Um...
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You seem to have
An admirer here.
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I have?
Mm-hmm.
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Reverend fuller.
He'd like to ask you out.
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On a date?
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Uhh.
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I think she wants
To think about it, rev.
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So, oona,
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How's it been going
In altoona?
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Well, I've been
Working my tail off.
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I got a new job
At the ham hut.
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The ham hut?
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It's that
Restaurant that has
27 kinds of hams.
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You know,
Hickory smoked,
Honey baked,
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Black forest,
Cajun style,
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Sweet and sour.
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Sounds like
A pork paradise.
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[laughs]
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Yeah, but
Unfortunately,
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I've been nibbling
At the hams.
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In the last few months,
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I put on
5 or 6 dozen pounds.
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[telephone rings]
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Excuse me a moment.
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Hello.
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Oh, reverend fuller.
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How you doing?
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Good.
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Uh, you want
To speak to oona?
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Uh, uh, she's not
Available right now.
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Yeah. Yeah, I'll tell her.
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Uh-huh. Bye-bye.
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Oh, thank you, harriette.
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Thank you.
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Oona, why don't you
Want to talk to him?
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Look at me.
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I'm too fat.
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Oh, don't say that.
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You're just shy.
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No, harriette,
I mean...
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I'm huge.
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I beep
When I back up.
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Oona, don't
Talk like that.
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You're pretty.
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No, I'm not.
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I'm a big, fat,
Ham-hankering whale.
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[sobs]
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Aunt oona,
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I have an invention
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That can make
A brand-new you.
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Have you tested it?
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No.
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Are you sure
It's gonna work?
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No.
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Is it 100% safe?
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No.
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I'll do it.
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Here's what we do...
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Steve,
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Will this
Doohickey shrink
My clothes, too?
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Oh, yes, indeedy,
Sweetie.
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Why, it compresses
All your molecules
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And leaves you
Wrinkle-free.
274
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,065
Okay.
275
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:15,268
Now, hop in
The skinny express.
276
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,707
There you go.
277
00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:22,442
Alrighty.
278
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:23,811
Comfy?
Yep-a-roony.
279
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:29,216
Hey, this feels
Pretty comfy.
280
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:31,084
Steve?
281
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,019
Yes?
282
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,021
What you
Wearing that for?
283
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:37,457
To protect myself
From the toxic fumes.
284
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,296
Ready?
285
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,697
Set?
286
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,133
Shrink.
287
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,302
[pumping]
288
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,760
All done.
289
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,295
I hope it worked.
290
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:28,308
Gadzooks!
291
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,844
Why, aunt oona...
292
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,946
You're a babe.
293
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,015
Thank you, steve.
294
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,884
Look out, reverend,
295
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:39,887
'cause this
Heavenly body is
Coming your way.
296
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:42,289
Heh heh heh heh.
297
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,383
Hey, there.
298
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,484
Hiya, 3j.
299
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:21,528
What's the matter?
You got sand in your pants?
300
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:22,662
No.
301
00:14:22,729 --> 00:14:24,164
Why do you ask?
302
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,040
What are you doing?
303
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,708
I'm trying to get
You to notice me.
304
00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:38,345
You know, notice me?
305
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,382
Oh...
306
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,951
I see.
307
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,853
Because I notice you...
308
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,189
Constantly.
309
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,492
Well, I'm flattered
That you notice me,
310
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,161
And I really like you.
311
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,362
You do?
312
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:56,296
But, see,
313
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,898
It's kind of like
A little brother.
314
00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,767
Oh. For real?
315
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,802
Besides, you don't
Want a girl like me.
316
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:04,071
I might cramp your style.
317
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,238
What do you mean?
318
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,140
I'm talking about
All the other girls
319
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,908
In the neighborhood
That like you.
320
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,277
Like who?
321
00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,579
Well, you know becky
Across the street?
322
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:13,913
The beckster?
323
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,682
She wants some 3j?
324
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:22,355
Well, I saw her once
When you rolled by
On your bike,
325
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:26,393
And believe me,
She wasn't looking
At your reflectors.
326
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,162
[sighs]
327
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,863
So like I was saying,
328
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,834
I don't think I could
Stand up to competition
Like that,
329
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:37,270
So I'm going to step
Out of the picture now
330
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:40,307
And save myself
A broken heart later.
331
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,043
I understand, laura,
332
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,711
But don't worry.
333
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,479
We'll always
Be friends.
334
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,386
Thanks, 3j.
335
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,689
Well, I got
Some love to spread.
336
00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:59,459
Bye.
337
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,028
Ooh.
338
00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,204
[all gasping]
339
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,641
[whistles]
340
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:23,183
Oona, you
Look fabulous.
341
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,718
I can see
My feet.
342
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,487
Hey, steve...
343
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:30,857
Maybe I will try
Your compression chamber.
344
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,959
Oona urkel,
345
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:34,527
What happened
To you?
346
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,763
You look
Like you lost
A hundred pounds.
347
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:37,797
I did.
348
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,499
Steve compressed
My fat cells.
349
00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:42,135
I'll go out with you now
If you want to.
350
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,171
Oh. Well, um, uh,
351
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:47,740
Let's talk
After the service.
352
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:48,975
Are you ready to sing?
353
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,443
Yeah.
354
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,213
Well, put on your robe,
And we'll get started.
355
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,155
Good morning, everyone.
356
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,124
All: morning, reverend.
357
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,626
Let us join together
To celebrate
358
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,896
Another glorious sunday
Here in the house of god.
359
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,464
All: amen.
360
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:14,534
Sister oona urkel
Will lead our choir
361
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,836
In our first hymn
This sunday:
362
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,438
Amazing grace.
363
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:20,407
Alright.
364
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:21,574
Yes.
365
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,543
[applause]
366
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:30,750
[band playing]
367
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:37,990
* amazing grace *
368
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,194
* how sweet *
369
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:44,797
* the sound *
370
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:48,101
* that saved *
371
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:51,271
* a wretch *
372
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:58,111
* like me *
373
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:02,449
* I once was lost *
374
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,517
* hoo *
375
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,820
* but now *
376
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:11,090
* I'm found *
377
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:14,093
* was blind *
378
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:17,230
* but now *
379
00:18:17,297 --> 00:18:19,966
* I see *
380
00:18:20,032 --> 00:18:21,000
[pop]
381
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:22,635
[creaking]
382
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,806
[pop]
383
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:28,775
[pop]
384
00:18:31,478 --> 00:18:33,280
Aunt oona,
Are you okay?
385
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,648
Aunt oona.
Ohh. Ooh. Ooh.
386
00:18:38,017 --> 00:18:38,985
Oh, my.
387
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:40,253
Freaky.
388
00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:46,926
Are you okay, oona?
389
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,228
I still don't
Understand
390
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,663
Why I blew up
Like a balloona.
391
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:55,835
Your body cells
Explosively
Decompressed,
392
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,170
But now they've
Contracted
393
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,938
Back to their
Normal size.
394
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,673
[knock on door]
395
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,044
Oh, reverend fuller.
396
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:06,179
Hello, carl.
397
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,648
Well, if you're
Looking for sinners,
398
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,217
Eddie isn't home.
399
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:14,120
Actually, I stopped by
To see oona.
400
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:15,788
I wanted to offer her
Some support
401
00:19:15,855 --> 00:19:19,091
After her
Public humiliation
And inflation.
402
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,360
Come on in.
403
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,429
Oona.
404
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:25,632
Oona, how are
You feeling?
405
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:26,833
Well...
406
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,635
I'm mortified,
407
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,036
Ashamed,
408
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,804
And embarrassed
Beyond belief.
409
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,006
Oh, get over it, girl.
410
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,308
What?
411
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,777
I'm glad you look
Like yourself again.
412
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,713
I like b.B.W.S.
413
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,584
Big beautiful women.
414
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,586
Oh. Ho.
415
00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:50,122
How about we have
Dinner tonight?
416
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,491
Do you like ham?
417
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:54,994
I love it,
418
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:56,429
And I'd be
Honored to have
419
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:59,232
A woman of your beauty
On my arm.
420
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,900
What do you say?
421
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,101
I say...
422
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,202
Let's eat.
423
00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,737
Amen.
424
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:15,248
True love triumphs
Once again.
425
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,417
It's so beautiful.
426
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,752
[blows nose]
427
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,890
[sobs]
428
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,392
So beautiful.
429
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,796
Laura, you probably
Could pick up the pace
A little
430
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,298
If you put on some music.
431
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:33,533
I'm on it.
432
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,568
[she works hard
For the money playing]
433
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:50,350
* she works hard
For the money *
434
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,752
* so hard for it, honey *
435
00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:53,853
Come on, girls.
436
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,922
* she works hard
For the money *
437
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,725
* so you better
Treat her right *
438
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,195
* she works hard
For the money *
439
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,531
Carl: come on, baby.
440
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,800
* so hard for it, honey *
441
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:10,002
* she works hard
For the money *
442
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:12,839
* so you better
Treat her right *
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