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Well...That's it.
We're done.
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Thanks for
All your help,
Stefan.
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Oh, wait, wait.
Where's my reward?
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Coming right up.
5
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How about
A game of hearts?
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Why bother? You've
Already won mine.
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[knock on door]
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Hi, laura.
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Curtis.
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Baby, you look prettier
Every day.
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Um...
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Curtis, I thought
I told you
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We couldn't see
Each other anymore.
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You can't blame
A guy for trying.
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No, but...
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I can.
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Hmm.
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I guess I should've
Called first.
19
00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:02,196
I guess
You should've.
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I just came by
To pick up my sweater.
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Sweater?
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Oh. Uh-huh. Well...
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You know, it, uh--
It's u--it's up--
It's upstairs.
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I'm gonna go get it.
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So.
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Laura has your sweater.
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That's right. See,
Laura and eddie
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Were standing in line
At the movie theater,
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And I happened
To walk by.
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Oh. And laura said
She was cold?
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She didn't have to.
I could tell.
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It's a connection
We have.
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[chuckles]
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I see you like
To play games.
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Bring it on.
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Not bad.
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Okay.
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Let's step it up
A little.
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Uh...
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Oh, no, no, no, man.
You can't do that.
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Uh, ha ha.
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Huh.
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Why are we putting
Marshmallows
Between our toes?
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'cause steve used
All the cotton balls
For his latest invention.
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What is it?
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Q-tips for elephants.
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00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:06,887
But who--
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Don't ask.
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Hey, stefan and I are
Going to the sizzle club,
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You want to come?
Might meet a cute guy.
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Mmm, I don't think so.
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You still miss waldo,
Don't you?
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He was my wally pop
For 4 years.
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Look. I still have
The "Dear max"
Letter
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He sent me
From new york.
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Look how
He addressed it.
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"To maxine in chicago...
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The one
In the brown building..."
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"Next door
To the kinko's...
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Across the street
From the subway."
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"The train,
Not the sandwich."
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Oh, god,
That gets me.
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You need
To get out more.
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I don't think
I'm ready.
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If a guy hit on me,
I wouldn't even know
What to say.
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00:04:02,410 --> 00:04:06,013
You wouldn't have to say
A thing. Guy's gonna
Do all the talking.
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I don't know.
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[sighs]
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Look at yourself.
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Girl, you got it
Going on.
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You really think so?
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With your brains,
That face,
And your figure,
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You can have
Any man you want.
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That's right.
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The next time
Waldo writes me,
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He'll have to
Address it
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To "The maxine
In the big house
On the hill
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"With the handsome
Husband, 2 kids,
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And a corvette
In the driveway."
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Ha ha!
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Go, girl.
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Okay.
Okay.
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[animal roars on tv]
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[woman screams on tv]
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Oh! Uhh!
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No! Please! Uhh!
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Ha ha.
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What the--
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Hi, guys.
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Hi!
Hi.
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What are you guys
Doing up?
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It is almost midnight.
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Oh, we're watching
Jurassic convent.
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In 3d.
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Ha ha ha ha.
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Is that dinosaur
Eating a nun?
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Well, she shouldn't
Have slapped him
With a ruler.
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Come on, guys.
Time to hit the sack.
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Come on,
Please?
Oh, man!
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Uh, uh, uh...
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Don't argue. Go up,
Brush your teeth,
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Hop into bed, and I'll
Be up in a few minutes
To tuck you in.
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Thank you.
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You're welcome,
Sugar.
105
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Now, plant a nice
Juicy one right there.
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Love you.
I love you.
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Ha ha ha.
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You know, mom...
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Carl?
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I really appreciate
You baby-sitting
The boys, but...
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I don't think you
Should let them twist you
Around their little finger.
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What are you talking about?
We're just having fun.
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Well, mom,
You let them stay up
Way past their bedtime.
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You let them
Watch scary movies,
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And apparently,
You let them
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Eat their entire weight
In junk food.
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Carl, they had
A good, solid dinner.
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Like what, mom?
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Well, we made
Peanut butter
Sandwiches
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And dipped them
In melted snickers.
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Ooh, that
Sounds tasty.
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Mm-hmm.
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Work with me,
Harriette.
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Mother.
Mmm?
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You are way
Too permissive.
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Now, you let the boys
Get away with things
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That harriette and I
Would never allow.
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Now, look, buster.
When I baby-sit,
I'm in charge,
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And I do things
My way. Capisce?
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Mother. If you cannot
Respect my wishes,
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I'm simply not
Gonna allow you
To baby-sit anymore.
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Not allow me?
Now, you listen up, carl.
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Those kids are
My grandbabies.
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And I'm gonna
Spend time with them.
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And when I do,
We're gonna have fun.
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Now, if you have
A problem with that,
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We're gonna throw down
Right now.
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Goodnight,
Sweetheart.
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Goodnight,
Mother winslow.
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Oh, look, laura--
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A happy face...On a guy
With a caved-in head.
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Stop kidding around.
You know we gotta
Get these pies
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Over to the college
Bake sale by 7:00.
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Yeah. Can I eat one more?
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Steve, you've already
Eaten 6 whole pies.
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I know, but...
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But I'm hungry again,
Now that I've thrown up.
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Just decorate the pies.
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Well...
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[knock on door]
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Hi, steve.
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00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,517
Laura, the most amazing
Thing happened to me
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00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,052
Today at the mall.
What?
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00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:06,419
I walked
In music world
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00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:08,221
To scope out gangsta rap
Golden oldies.
156
00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:10,658
Uh-huh, uh-huh...
G'head, g'head,
G'head, g'head.
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I grabbed a cd,
And out of nowhere,
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This gorgeous guy
Comes up behind me
And grabs the same one.
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When our hands touched,
It was like...
I don't know!
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Sparks?
Oh, more than sparks.
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We are talking
Fourth of july!
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Aah!
Aah!
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Aah!
Aah!
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Aaaahhhh--
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It was like
You said, laura.
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He talked
And flirted
With me,
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And somehow,
I knew what
To say.
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Did he buy
You a cinn-a-bun?
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Because when a guy
Really likes you,
He buys you a cinn-a-bun.
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Yes, he bought me
A cinn-a-bun.
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The large or small?
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The large!
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Aah!
Aah!
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We spent the whole
Afternoon together,
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And tonight
He is taking me
To the sizzle club.
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Oh, girl, I love it!
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00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:14,722
And you know
What's so ironic?
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You know
The guy!
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She knows
The guy!
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Yes! Isn't that,
Like, amazing?!
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Who is it?
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It's curtis!
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Steve: aah,
It's curtis!
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Did you hear me,
Laura?
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00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,302
Did you hear me?
It's curtis!
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Aah! It's curtis!
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Well, don't just
Stand there, laura.
Say something!
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00:09:54,361 --> 00:09:55,696
Well...
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That about says it all.
190
00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:14,682
Uh...I--I--I'm sensing
A heavy layer of tension
In the room.
191
00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:19,219
Why did you
Do that, laura?
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Do what?
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This!
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Okay.
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00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:37,871
Okay.
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00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,440
Oh...Oh...Oh,
Lordy, lordy, lordy.
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I--I think
I'll be leaving now.
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00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:45,679
Oh! Oh, no,
No, no, no, no.
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00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,447
Steve, wait.
200
00:10:47,514 --> 00:10:48,849
Would you mind
Helping me
201
00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,984
Pull the knife
Out of my back?
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00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:53,687
Knife? What knife?
There's no knife
In your back.
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00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,625
The one maxine
Stabbed me with...
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00:10:58,692 --> 00:11:00,861
When she stole
My man.
205
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,306
Your man?
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00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:16,710
You broke up
With curtis.
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00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,578
He's not your man
Anymore.
208
00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:20,680
Now...
209
00:11:20,748 --> 00:11:23,250
He's my man.
210
00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,252
Ohhh...
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00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:26,453
Ohhh...
212
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,188
Ohhh...Oh...
213
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,456
Ohh...Ohh...
214
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,258
Ohhhhh...
215
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,460
Oh...
216
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,295
Oh...
217
00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:39,599
Oh, gosh, golly,
Jeepers creepers.
218
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:41,534
Uh...Uh...
219
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:42,970
Should I be getting
Some handi-wipes?
220
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,205
Stay out
Of this!
Stay out
Of this!
221
00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:46,874
Aah! Aah!
222
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,779
Wahhh!
223
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:57,484
And I just got the wax
Sucked out of my ears!
224
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,257
You know, max...
225
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,159
What is your problem?
226
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,596
You don't have anything
Better to do than to steal
My ex-boyfriend?
227
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,331
Oh...Hold up.
228
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:14,501
You broke up with curtis
'cause you didn't
Want him anymore.
229
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,404
And now you don't
Want anybody else
To have him, either?
230
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:21,141
I think it's obvious
That he's on the rebound...
231
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:23,777
And the only reason
He's seeing you
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Is to get closer to me.
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00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,514
Oh, huh-uh.
234
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,819
He wasn't acting
Like he was
On the rebound
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00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:33,821
While he was
Kissing me.
236
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:45,065
You kissed him...
After one cinn-a-bun?
237
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,267
Ladies, ladies,
Ladies, ladies,
Please, please, please!
238
00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,036
Ladies, calm down!
239
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,203
Whoa!
240
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:57,077
Haaaa ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha!
241
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:59,913
I knew you were
Gonna do that.
That's why I ducked,
242
00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:02,349
Because I knew
It was coming.
I saw it coming,
243
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:04,784
And I ducked.
I got outta the way--
244
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,630
Pfft!
245
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,399
Pahhh!
246
00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:23,136
Al-l-l-right!
247
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:30,310
Tha-a-a-t...
248
00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,578
Does it!
249
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:36,616
Nahh!
250
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:39,953
No more
Mr. Nice urkel!
251
00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:48,761
I'm sorry.
252
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,864
Please, wait.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
253
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,632
If it's war you want...
254
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:55,468
Then it's war
You're gonna get!
255
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:06,479
Oh...Um...Oh...
256
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:07,814
Have you lost your mind?
257
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:08,949
Oh, no!
258
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,884
I'm so sorry, eddo.
I'm so sorry.
259
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,886
Oh, no. You
Ain't sorry yet.
260
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,521
No, eddo,
Please!
261
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,657
Come here, steve.
262
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,326
No. Eddo.
Turn. Turn around.
263
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:20,894
No! Eddo, please!
Eddo, please!
264
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,930
Eddo. Eddo.
We can talk
About this, eddo.
265
00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,797
No, we ain't gonna
Talk about it.
266
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,299
Eddo! Eddo,
Please, no!
267
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,335
Eddo!
268
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:30,103
Hmm!
269
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:39,446
Heh! Heh heh
Heh heh!
270
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,515
Oh--
271
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,695
Hmm!
272
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,697
[muttering]
273
00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:58,831
You just wait.
274
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,133
You just wait!
275
00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,601
Ooh, steve!
Steve, steve,
Don't!
276
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:02,635
Steve, stop!
277
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,104
Steve!
Steve!
278
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:07,240
You just tell me
Where you are,
And I'll ri-I-I-ght...
279
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,976
There!
280
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,689
Eddo?
281
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,324
Eddo?
282
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,126
Huh?
283
00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:27,760
I thought--
Hello, steve.
284
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,296
Ohh...
285
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,964
Ohhh...
286
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,632
Oh, god, please.
287
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,368
Oh, I'm so sorry.
288
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,505
That's okay, steve.
289
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:39,539
Oh...
290
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:40,873
You look tired,
Steve.
291
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,909
Oh, no. Oh, no,
But I'm really sorry.
292
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:45,178
Why don't you
Have a seat, steve?
293
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,316
Come over and
Sit down, steve.
294
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,118
What are you doing,
Big guy?
295
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,553
Just sit down,
Steve.
Wha--wha--
296
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,389
Steve...
297
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,891
Why don't you
Rest your face
On the table?
298
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,994
Oh, big guy,
I'm so sor--
299
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,733
Nighty-night,
Steve.
300
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,401
Here comes
The sandman.
301
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,602
Aah!
302
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,206
Hmm!
303
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,361
Aah!
304
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:37,764
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
305
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,645
You wanted to talk
To me, carl?
306
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,647
Yes, I did, mama.
307
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,649
Okay.
308
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,818
Mama...
Hmm?
309
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,787
I miss you.
310
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,255
I miss you, too, carl.
311
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,557
And the kids would
Like you to baby-sit.
312
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:05,758
I would love to.
313
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:09,129
But gonna have
Some ground rules
314
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:11,498
That I'm gonna
Have to insist upon.
315
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,100
Like what?
316
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,068
Well, absolutely
No junk food.
317
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:16,503
I'll decide what's junk.
318
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:17,604
No staying up late.
319
00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,005
I'll decide what's late.
320
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,039
No scary movies.
321
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:22,142
I'll decide
What's scary.
322
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:25,378
Mother, I just
Don't understand...
323
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:28,515
Why you
Are fighting me
On this issue.
324
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:32,219
Carl, I know you think
I'm being irresponsible,
325
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,154
But the truth is,
326
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:37,424
Baby-sitting the kids
Is a special treat
327
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,292
For them and for me.
328
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,561
Well, I know that, mama.
329
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,163
[sighs]
330
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,999
Don't you remember
When you were little?
331
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,137
How you loved staying
With your grandparents
332
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,339
When your father
And I went out?
333
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,274
Well...
Yeah, I remember.
334
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:56,509
Well, do you remember why?
335
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:02,249
Ha ha. Because they
Spoiled you rotten.
Ha ha ha.
336
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:05,118
Oh, but, now, see,
There you go. Didn't
That bother you?
337
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:06,519
No way.
338
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,522
Look how great
You turned out.
339
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,090
Hmm.
340
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:14,294
You see, carl,
Parents have to say no.
341
00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:15,962
But grandparents...
342
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,597
Get to say yes.
343
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:19,799
I love you, mama.
344
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,067
I love you, too.
345
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:22,902
I don't know what
I'm gonna do
346
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,304
But I love you.
347
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:26,306
Well, then give me
A big hug.
348
00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,308
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
349
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,519
Hey, stefan.
350
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,221
Whoa.
351
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,356
Mmm! Mmm,
Mmm, mmm.
352
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:49,128
Baby...Your beauty
Is blinding.
353
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:54,301
Thank you.
354
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:58,471
So. Where to?
The sizzle club?
355
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:01,408
No way. Curtis
And that witch
Are gonna be there.
356
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,410
Ooh. Ouch,
Ouch, ouch.
357
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,345
[doorbell chimes]
Play nice.
358
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,083
Hey, max.
Hello, stefan.
359
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,752
Hey, whazzup?
Hey, whazzup?
360
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,990
I need to talk
To laura.
361
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,559
She's not here.
362
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,798
Laura, I've something
To say to you,
363
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,635
And I'm not leaving
Until you hear me out.
364
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,637
Look. I'm warning
You, maxine,
365
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,705
I still have
A few boston creams.
366
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,744
How long have we
Been best friends?
367
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,947
Since third grade.
368
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:41,981
That's right.
369
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,416
Ever since
We came to school
370
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:45,252
With our punky brewster
Lunchboxes.
371
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,991
And that's too long
To let some dumb guy
Come between us.
372
00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:53,626
Hey, yo,
Was that a shot?
373
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,398
Oh, yeah, but don't
Take it personal.
They're just cranky.
374
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,702
You're cute, baby,
But me and laura,
We go way back.
375
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,604
They do go way back.
376
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,276
No, max. I'm the one
Who should be
Apologizing.
377
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,511
I mean,
I was paranoid
And jealous...
378
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:14,080
Uh, selfish
And greedy and--
379
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:16,516
And feel free to
Stop me at any time.
380
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,051
Stop, laura.
381
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:20,453
Friends?
Forever.
382
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,088
Girl, I missed you.
383
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,890
[maxine chuckles]
384
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,093
You want to go
To sizzle club?
385
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:28,928
We'd love to.
Let's go.
Let's go.
386
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,300
Well, you mind
If we tag along?
387
00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:35,802
Yeah...But I can
Deal with it.
388
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,505
But first...
389
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,481
Huh huh huh huh.
Ohhh...
390
00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,558
Yeah, right.
Ha ha.
391
00:20:58,625 --> 00:20:59,726
Ha ha.
392
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,969
Okay, okay. You got me
With the grapes.
393
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,389
[woman on tv screams]
Aah!
394
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,090
[dinosaur growls]
395
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:34,461
Mom, can I have
Another peanut butter
And snicker sandwich?
396
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,028
Absolutely not.
397
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:37,430
Why not?
398
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:39,466
Carl...I'm your mother,
399
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,100
Not your grandmother.
400
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,735
Now, sit up straight.
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