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Ma, ma,
Where are my clothes?
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I've to pick up greta,
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And I can't find
My clothes.
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They're usually
In your closet.
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No, mom.
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I mean, the clothes.
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My black slacks,
My silk vest,
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And that cool cap
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That makes
Her eyes sparkle
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And her lips pucker up.
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Oh, you mean the one
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That makes my eyes bug out
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And my stomach cramp.
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Yeah, that's the one.
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Have you checked
Under your bed?
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Yep.
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The laundry room
And your gym bag?
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I checked there, too.
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How about the trunk
Of your car?
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Ahh.
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Good idea. Thanks, mom.
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Mm-hmm.
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Bye, ma.
Won't be late.
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Wait, wait,
Wait, wait,
Wait, wait!
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Hold it.
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Where did you
Get that outfit?
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Oh, it's eddie's.
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Doesn't it look
Great on me?
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Why are you wearing
Your brother's
Clothes?
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I've a date with curtis,
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And he's seen
Everything I own.
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Laura, eddie's
Looking for that
Outfit right now.
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It's very, very rude to take
Other people's clothes
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Without their
Permission.
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Carl: harriet!
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I can't find my
"I love donuts"
Sweatshirt!
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Have a nice time,
Dear.
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Bye, ma.
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Mm-hmm.
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Go, go, go, go!
Yes, yes, yes,
Yes, yes!
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Go fast.
Yes, boy,
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You can run,
You can run.
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Hey, honey. Wanna watch
The bears with me?
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Carl, you know
I don't enjoy
Watching sports.
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I'll rub your neck.
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Go, bears!
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Holy cannoli!
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Carl, carl, I've been
Called to duty.
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My country needs me.
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They brought back
The draft?
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I'm not being drafted,
You silly moose.
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I have jury duty.
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You mean to tell me
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That somebody's fate
Lies in your hands?
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Yeah. Neato, huh?
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I, joe q. Public,
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Will listen
To all the facts,
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Weigh all the evidence,
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And ultimately
Render a verdict
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That will change
Someone's life forever.
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I feel sorry
For the poor sap
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That gets stuck
In the jury box
With him.
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Milk dud?
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The cook county
Criminal court
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Is now in session.
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The honorable
Jennifer mooney
Presiding.
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All rise.
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Be seated.
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Today we will
Consider the case
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Of the people
Vs. David hayes.
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For the record,
The prosecuting
Attorneys are--
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Steve: uh,
Yoo hoo, yoo hoo,
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Yoo hoo, yoo hoo.
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Yes?
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Quick question,
Your honorable judgeship.
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Uh, steven q. Urkel,
Juror 3.
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Uh, uh, during
The proceedings,
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Uh, if nature should,
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Say, happen to call,
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Um, will there be a,
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You know, uh, uh,
Potty breaks?
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Of course, mr. Urkel.
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There will be recesses.
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Oh, great, great.
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Well, I'm not asking
For myself, you see.
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I'm asking for my friend
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Carl winslow.
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Juror number 4.
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Let's just say
His bladder ain't
What it used to be.
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Sit down!
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What's the matter
With you?!
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Judge:
Thank you, mr. Urkel.
That'll be enough.
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Now let's get started.
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You may begin, counselor.
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Thank you, your honor.
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Ladies
And gentlemen,
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What you are going
To see today
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Is an open
And shut case.
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Mr. David hayes,
The janitor at
Leahy jewelers--
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I've been there.
I broke a...
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Would you shh?!
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...Is charged
With grand theft
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Of merchandise totaling
More than $20,000.
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Now we're gonna make
Your job very easy
For you today
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By showing you
The surveillance tape
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That captured
The actual crime
As it took place.
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Steve: cool.
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Is this the one
I saw on hard copy?
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No, it's not.
Current affair?
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No.
Inside edition?
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Would you just stop?!
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Hmm.
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[bubbling]
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Is the bacon ready?
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Nope, still boiling.
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Hey, how do you make
Scrambled eggs fluffy?
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I don't know.
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Marshmallows.
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Yeah.
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Oh, what's
That smell?
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Is somebody
Laying asphalt?
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We're making breakfast
For the whole family.
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Who's idea was that?
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Mine.
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It's just my way
Of saying "Love."
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You guys boiled
The bacon?
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Well, sure.
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We had to kill the germs from
When it fell on the floor.
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Sit down,
Take a load off.
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Wow.
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Laura: oh,
My goodness.
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Uh, in these
Eggs here,
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Uh, these are
Bullion cubes
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And chocolate
Sprinkles?
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Yep.
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You know,
You know,
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Like,
Next time,
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You might
Wanna unwrap
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The bullion
Cubes.
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Yeah.
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Laura: mom?
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Harriette: hmm.
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There are gummy bears
In my pancake.
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I made coffee,
Mrs. W.
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It's good to
The last drop.
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Thank you.
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I, uh,
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Hope we get
To the last drop
Before tuesday.
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Uh, 3j,
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Why don't you go
And get me
The morning paper?
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Richie, why
Don't you help him
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Just in case he has
Trouble finding it?
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One newspaper coming up.
Hey, come on, let's go.
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Alright.
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Uh, hey, guys,
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This was a really
Nice surprise.
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I always love it
When someone else
Does the cooking.
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Thank you.
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Man, those were
Some eats.
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Whoo, I can honestly say
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I have never had food
Like that before. Mmm.
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Mr. Bozelli,
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As head of security
For leahy jewelers,
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What surveillance system
Do you utilize?
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24 hour video
Monitoring,
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Very latest
State of the art.
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Your honor, may it
Please the court,
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We'd like to enter
That tape as evidence.
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Very well.
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Bailiff, would you please
Set up the video monitor?
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No way.
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Why not?
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I only take orders
From judge mooney.
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It's okay, henry.
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Go ahead and do it.
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Well...
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Okay.
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[snorts]
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[sniffs]
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[snorts]
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What are you doing?
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Moistening my nasal
Membranes.
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The air in here is so--
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[snorts]
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Ahh.
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...So dry.
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[snorts]
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Is that better now?
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Ahh, haa.
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One more spritz.
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Give me that.
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Hey, but--
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Give it to me!
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[snorts]
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Give that to me!
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[gavel bangs]
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Judge: gentlemen,
Gentlemen, gentlemen!
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Do I have to separate
You two?
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It's him.
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He stole my spray!
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I did not!
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Did too! I did not!
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Quiet!
Did too! Did not!
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Did too.
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Mr. Bozelli,
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I'm going to play a tape,
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And I would appreciate
You talking us through it.
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That's david hayes
Coming into the store.
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That's him alright.
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Bold as a bedbug.
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And that was hayes
Leaving the store
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With 2 bags of loot
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Right on tape.
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What a bonehead.
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Steve: uh,
Could you, uh,
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Could you adjust
The color?
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It's black
And white.
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Oh.
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00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:16,183
Well, uh, could you
Turn up the volume
A smidge?
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There is
No sound!
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He sure is grouchy.
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Maybe you should give him
One of your laxatives.
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So, mr. Hayes, you were
Home watching bewitched
That entire evening?
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Yes, ma'am.
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I-it was a marathon.
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Your witness.
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So, mr. Hayes,
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You actually expect
This jury to believe
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That you didn't
Commit this crime,
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Even though we all
Watched it on tape?
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Yeah.
That'd be great.
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Y-y-your honor,
I--I broke my pencil.
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I was wondering--
Oop, wait.
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I'll get that.
Don't worry.
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Okay, okay, okay.
One second, one second.
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Got it. Got it.
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[gavel pounding]
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"Guilty."
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"Guilty."
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"Guilty."
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That's 9.
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"Guilty."
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"Guilty."
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"Not guilty"?
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Not guilty?
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Who's the idiot that
Voted not guilty?
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Perhaps it's unfair
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To single out anyone
Whose vote may stray
From the norm.
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All: you!
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Hey, hey, hey,
Now, calm down.
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Shut up.
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00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:58,318
Please calm down.
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Ahh.
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Ahh.
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Whoo.
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00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:18,906
Ahh.
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I'm turning into
A lean, mean babe machine.
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Whoo.
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Ahh.
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[boom]
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3j, what happened?
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00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:37,557
Well, I thought
Your basketball
Needed some air,
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00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,559
And I guess
I might've...
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Overpumped it.
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00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:42,830
Might've?
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This is an authentic
Autographed scottie pippen.
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Now all it says is...
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"Ottie ippen."
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I was just
Trying to help.
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00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:57,110
Yeah, well, you just
Ruined a $75 basketball.
271
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,379
Ah, man.
272
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,547
[sighs]
273
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:05,352
Does anybody know
Who's been messing
With my perfumes?
274
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:06,954
Uh,
That'd be me.
275
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,689
See, you only
Had a little bit
In each bottle,
276
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:12,392
So I poured them
All into one.
277
00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:17,264
3j,
278
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,900
The purpose of having
6 different perfumes
279
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,269
Is so that you can
Smell 6 different ways.
280
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:25,405
Now I'm gonna smell
Like an elevator
Full of old ladies.
281
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,375
I'm sorry.
282
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:31,278
I--I don't mean
To mess up everything.
283
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,721
Steve,
284
00:13:41,788 --> 00:13:45,125
For the 100th time...
285
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:48,395
This is
An open-and-shut case.
286
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,999
I just think we should
Consider everything
287
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:54,567
Before we send
Mr. Hayes to prison.
288
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,237
And that's very
Sweet of you,
289
00:13:57,304 --> 00:14:00,673
But the rest of us
Want to hang that dirt bag.
290
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,575
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
291
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,044
Come on,
You saw the video.
292
00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:06,113
He's obviously
Guilty.
293
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,748
I know it looks
That way, but--
294
00:14:08,815 --> 00:14:10,150
But what?
295
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:14,521
But--but
I just got a feeling
In the old urkel gut
296
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,623
That something is wrong.
297
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,893
Steve,
298
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,195
If you do not
Change your mind,
299
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,998
The only thing
In the old urkel gut
300
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,466
Will be 11 pencils.
301
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:27,567
Oh.
302
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,736
All: right.
303
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,171
Just thought
You folks should know
304
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,573
If you don't
Bring in a verdict
In half-hour,
305
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,943
We're gonna
Have to sequester you
All night.
306
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,544
Ahh.
Ohh.
307
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:38,711
Come on, kid,
308
00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:40,713
The guy is guilty.
309
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:41,748
You saw the tape.
310
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,116
Videotapes
Don't lie.
311
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,618
Right.
Right.
Yeah.
312
00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:46,753
Wait.
313
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,956
Gadzooks, that's it.
314
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,357
The tape.
315
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:53,360
Bailiff, could you go
To the parking lot
316
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,261
And get my laptop?
317
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,096
It's under the seat
In my isetta,
318
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,932
Tell the judge
I'll need to speak
With her right away.
319
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,200
You got it.
320
00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,671
Steve, what
Are you doing?
321
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,006
Carl...
322
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,575
I've broken this case.
323
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:11,011
Videotapes can lie.
324
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:15,915
After a very enlightening
Discussion with mr. Urkel,
325
00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:17,951
I have decided
To reopen the case
326
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,652
And allow him
To testify.
327
00:15:19,719 --> 00:15:21,955
Objection.
Objection.
328
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,424
Overruled.
329
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,293
Proceed, mr. Urkel.
330
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,329
This is the video
We've all seen.
331
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,364
Prosecutor: yes,
And we've all
Seen mr. Hayes
332
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,433
Commit the crime
With our own eyes.
333
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,334
Come on, your honor--
334
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:37,170
Ah, but can we trust
Our own eyes?
335
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,616
Vince: hey, that's carl.
336
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,985
Carl robbed the store.
337
00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:56,789
No, he didn't.
338
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,691
All I did
Was take a sample
339
00:15:58,758 --> 00:16:00,693
From carl's
Vacation video,
340
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,429
Download it
Into my computer,
341
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:05,132
And insert it into the
Surveillance video.
342
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,536
Now, watch this.
343
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,516
Judge: that's amazing.
344
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,917
Amazing.
345
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,053
Your honor,
346
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,887
This little diversion
Is amusing,
347
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:29,989
But, uh,
What's the point?
348
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:32,692
Ah, the point is,
The real robber
349
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,762
Could've gotten
A duplicate
Of david hayes' uniform
350
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:36,796
And robbed the store.
351
00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,931
All he had to do
To the tape
352
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,833
Was digitally
Replace his face
353
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,535
With the face
Of david hayes.
354
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,638
Prosecutor: okay, okay,
That may be possible,
355
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,740
But you can't prove
That's what happened.
356
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:50,410
Wrong, 3-piece-suit boy.
357
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:56,116
The robber replaced
His face on the tape
Coming into the store,
358
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,917
But going back
Out the store,
359
00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:01,721
The robber passed
A mirror that caught
His reflection.
360
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,290
Now, if we magnify
361
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,892
And zoom in on the face
In the picture,
362
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:08,461
We reveal
The true robber:
363
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,263
Joey bozelli.
364
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:21,208
You could've
Used your ability
To manipulate video
365
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:22,942
For positive purposes,
366
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:24,444
But noooo...
367
00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:30,583
You chose the dark side.
368
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:31,884
Get him out of here.
369
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:34,187
He makes me sick.
370
00:17:42,262 --> 00:17:44,531
I trust that the
District attorney's
Office
371
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,600
Will be filing charges
Against mr. Bozelli?
372
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:48,935
Yes, your honor.
373
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:49,969
Good.
374
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:51,504
The jury is excused.
375
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,707
The charges
Against david hayes
Are dismissed.
376
00:18:01,948 --> 00:18:03,416
Congratulations, steve.
377
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,718
You saved an innocent man
From going to jail.
378
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:09,256
Yes. We were
Wrong about you,
Nerd-boy.
379
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:15,828
Steve,
You stood up to some
Pretty heavy pressure,
380
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,297
Mostly from me.
381
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:20,099
I think that we all
Owe you an apology.
382
00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,001
Yes.
Sorry, steve.
383
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,936
We are.
I'm sorry.
384
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,305
Apology accepted.
385
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:31,077
Hey, why don't we
Meet here once a year
To commemorate this?
386
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:35,582
Or we could exchange
Names and addresses
For christmas cards.
387
00:18:37,184 --> 00:18:39,286
Maybe exchange
Phone numbers?
388
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:42,489
I'm in the book.
389
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:44,724
Want to celebrate, carl?
390
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,426
No.
Bowling?
391
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:47,727
No.
392
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,196
Pool?
No.
393
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:50,863
Square dancing?
No!
394
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,575
3j.
395
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,077
Honey, what are you
Doing up so early?
396
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,846
Oh, I just had the urge
397
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,147
To get up at dawn
398
00:19:08,215 --> 00:19:11,751
And iron my beautiful
Foster mother's clothes.
399
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,020
Oh, that's so sweet.
400
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:15,622
Ha ha ha ha.
401
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:27,166
You might be
Using a little bit
Too much starch.
402
00:19:27,234 --> 00:19:29,402
You are so wise.
403
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,003
You know,
I really appreciate
404
00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:33,540
All the extra chores
You've been doing
Around here.
405
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,508
Hey, just trying
To pull my weight.
406
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:38,311
I been raising children
For 20 years,
407
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:40,547
None of them would do
All that work here
408
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,049
Unless it was
Mother's day
409
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,917
Or my birthday
410
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,986
Or they had done
Something wrong.
411
00:19:47,053 --> 00:19:49,322
I didn't do
Anything wrong, I swear.
412
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:51,023
Please don't
Send me back.
413
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,325
Send you back?
414
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,893
Send you back where?
415
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,829
To the children's shelter.
416
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,531
Well, why
Would I do that?
417
00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:02,502
Well, every foster family
I ever been with
Has sent me back,
418
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:05,805
And I really
Like this place.
419
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,775
Is that why you've been
Knocking yourself out
Around here?
420
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,243
Kind of.
421
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,813
I see.
422
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:14,881
Come here, honey.
423
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,985
3j...
424
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:23,155
When carl and I
Decided to be
Your foster parents,
425
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,858
You became a member
Of our own family,
426
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,360
Permanently.
427
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,761
So, you see, honey,
428
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:31,298
You don't have
To do all these
Extra chores
429
00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,899
To win our love.
430
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,367
You already have it,
431
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,002
And you always will.
432
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,778
Does mr. W.
Feel the same way?
433
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,046
We all do.
434
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,615
And, honey...
435
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:52,285
If doing housework
Was the only way
You could stay here,
436
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,721
Eddie and laura
Would've been gone
Years ago.
437
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,572
1, 2, 3...
438
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,807
1, 2, 3...
439
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,108
Feelers straight.
440
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,744
Antennae up.
441
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,252
What are you doing?
442
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,054
Ha.
443
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:31,023
I'm teaching
My water beetles
Synchronized swimming.
444
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:33,926
In a circle, howard.
445
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:36,363
In a circle.
446
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,098
Oh, howard,
447
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:40,933
Not in the pool.
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