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* happy birthday you,
Happy birthday to you *
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* happy birthday,
Dear eddie *
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* happy birthday to you *
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Yay!
Yay!
Whoo!
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Yay!
Yeah!
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I can't believe
My eddie bear is 20.
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One more year,
We'll be the same age.
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Oh, mama.
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Eddie, open your
Gifts now.
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Oh, oh, oh!
Open this first!
Open this first!
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This one, this one,
This one! Open it!
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Okay. Okay.
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Well, I guess I'll open
This one first.
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It's from me and myra.
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Oh...
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A giant rubber fly.
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Not just a giant
Rubber fly...Silly.
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It's also a toothpaste
Dispenser.
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Look, look, look, look.
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Family: eew!
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[doorbell chimes]
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I'll get that.
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Yes?
Package for eddie winslow.
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Okay.
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Oh. Here you go.
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A quarter?
You know, it is sunday.
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Well, in that case...
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God bless you, my son.
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Boy. Heavy.
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Eddie: for me?
Yeah.
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Wonder what's this.
Who this could be from?
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Pretty red.
Pretty box.
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Wow.
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Whoa!
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A leather jacket!
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Wow.
Ooh.
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Ooh. That looks
Very expensive.
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I'll say. It's an
Antonio milano original.
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Who would
Send you that?
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No one likes you
That much.
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Well, I don't know.
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There's no card...
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Just this tape.
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Hey...
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Let's give this baby
A look-see.
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Ooh. Am I on?
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Oh, have mercy.
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Hi, edward.
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* happy birthday to you *
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* happy birthday
To you *
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* happy birthday *
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* you big, gorgeous,
Sexy, virile *
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* muscle-bound hunk
Of hominy *
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* happy birthday *
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* to *
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* you *
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[smooch]
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[blowing hard]
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Oh, I miss you so much,
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You sexy slop-bucket
Of sweetness.
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Think of me every time
You wear that jacket
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On your buff,
Bodacious body.
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I got something
She can wear.
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Oh, and one more thing,
Honeysuckle...
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If that thin-lipped,
Big-hipped, one-eyed,
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Hair-dyed floozy greta
Is there...
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I've got just two words
For her:
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"Jenny craig."
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[snap]
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You know, I--I think
There's something wrong
With this tape.
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No, there isn't.
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Whoo!
There is now.
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Oh, my.
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Back to the party.
Come on now.
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Man, steve, guess what.
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The leather palace
Is selling this jacket
For $1,300.
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Myrtle must've saved
For months.
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Ha. You kidding?
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1,300 is chump change
For myrtle.
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It is?
Oh, yeah.
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Why, myrtle's rich,
Loaded,
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Swimming in gravy.
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Get out of here.
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Oh, no, I'm serious.
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Why, big daddy urkel
Is worth millions.
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Hundreds of millions.
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Well, what does he do?
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Why, he's only
The peanut king
Of the entire world.
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Why, he makes a penny
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Every time somebody
Gobbles a goober.
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Man, how come you
Never told me myrtle
Was loaded before?
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Eh, she doesn't want
A lot of people to know.
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She wants somebody
To marry her
For her good looks.
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Steve...
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Myrtle wouldn't
Look good
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Through the bottom
Of a coke bottle.
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Well, some lucky guy's
Gonna marry her,
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And he's gonna wind up
On easy street.
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I'd rather pound
A rusty spike into my eye.
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[blows out-of-tune
Pitch pipe]
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* the first time... *
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* ever I saw your face *
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* I saw the sun *
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* rose in your eye *
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Aah!
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Myrtle, don't ever
Use that face
To wake a person up!
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Well, it has been known
To stop a few hearts.
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What are you doing here,
Anyway?
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Well, I've come
To deliver the other half
Of my birthday present.
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Leather pants?
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Oh, no, silly...
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Little old me.
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I--I don't need
Another present.
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Nonsense.
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Now, hold still for some
Real southern comfort.
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You keep away from me!
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No! Stay back!
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I'm not playing
With you!
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You better
Leave me alone!
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You come here, eddie!
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Get along back here!
No! No!
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You just wait, eddie!
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Whoa! Whoa,
You kind of strong.
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Help! Stop it!
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Hold it!
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Get yo' mangy mitts
Off my precious baby!
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Oh, big daddy.
Big who-eey?
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Oh.
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Oh, wherever
Are my manners?
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Edward...
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This is big daddy--
My father.
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Big daddy...
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This is edward--
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The man who hushes
My puppies.
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Sir...
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You have besmirched...
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What should be...
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Unbesmirchable.
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I'm gonna mash you
Into grits.
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Oh, no, big daddy.
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Don't you dare harm
A hair on his hunky,
Funky head.
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Step aside, baby girl.
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This here scoundrel
Needs to be dealt with.
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Big daddy,
He is no scoundrel.
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Why, this is edward...
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The man I love.
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Sir...
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Would you please
Just kill me?
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Myrtle may...
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Is you telling
Big daddy
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That you in love
With this here man?
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Ooh!
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Like a hound dog
Loves a ham bone.
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Well, now...
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This here changes
Everything, huh?
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Well, uh, myrtle,
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Why don't you go
And sit in big daddy's
Little, old helio-copter.
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Ooh.
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Sit down, boy.
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Ohh.
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I'm getting too old
For this sort of thing.
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Sir, let me let assure you
That I had absolutely
No intention whatsoever--
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Hush up!
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Now, you know...
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Years ago...
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When my myrtle may
Was born...
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Before they called me
Big daddy...
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Back when they called me
Medium daddy...
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I said to myself,
I said,
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"Daddy...
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"Your myrtle may...
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"Will never have
To want...
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For anything."
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[sobbing]
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That's really nice, sir.
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But I think what
She wants right now
Is to go home.
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Noooo.
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What I think she wants,
Boy...
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Is you.
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Well...
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Well, no offense, sir.
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I'm sure she's
A wonderful girl,
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And she'll probably
Make some other guy
A real fine wife.
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Oh, no, boy...
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She don't want
Some other guy.
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She wants to marry...
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You.
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Only question is...
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How much is it
Gonna cost me?
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I don't believe this.
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00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:12,112
Look, I'm just not
Attracted to myrtle,
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And I could never
Marry a woman
That I don't love.
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The bottom line is...
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Eddie winslow
Cannot be bought!
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I'll give you
$10 million.
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Daddy!
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Hey!
Cousin cleotis!
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00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:06,433
How's life at
The candle factory?
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00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,402
Still working
On wick ends?
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00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,839
[snorting laugh]
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00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,874
Carl, look on
The bright side.
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00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:16,710
Eddie's coming
Into $10 million today.
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00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,245
Who cares?
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In a moment...
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I'm gonna be
Related to...
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S-steve urkel.
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[sobbing]
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00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,822
Carl. Ohh.
I know.
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00:11:31,624 --> 00:11:33,827
Uh, no offense, sir,
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00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,463
But you're a peanut farmer
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And you have
All of this?
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Son...
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00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:43,503
I'm a peanut-makin mogul.
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I make roasted peanuts,
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Blanched, salted,
Unsalted,
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Chopped, and granulated.
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00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:49,977
I see.
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00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,112
I make oven-roasted,
Plain-roasted,
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00:11:52,179 --> 00:11:54,447
Honey-roasted,
Dry-roasted.
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00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:57,650
I make toffee-covered,
Chili-covered,
Cinnamon-covered.
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00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,886
That's a lot of--
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I've got peanut brittle,
Clusters, chews--
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00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:04,257
Thank you very much,
Sir!
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00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,159
I get your point.
225
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,229
It's time to take
Our places, gents.
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00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:10,430
Come on, come on.
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00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:13,033
Will you come on?
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00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:26,847
Myra...
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00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,616
Do you believe
These dresses
Myrtle picked out?
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Yeah.
Aren't they pretty?
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[wedding march plays]
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Oh!
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[music stops]
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Come on, myrtle,
Get up.
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Come on, honey.
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Wait.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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Okay.
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00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,204
Hit it, honey.
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[resumes playing
Wedding march]
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[gasp]
[gasp]
[gasp]
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Uh...
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00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,472
Uh...
But, but...
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Let's just leave
That down for a while.
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00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,945
Till after the ceremony?
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No, till after I'm dead.
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Oh, you silly goose.
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00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,957
Dearly beloved...
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We are gathered together
To join in holy matrimony
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Myrtle may urkel...
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00:14:57,030 --> 00:15:00,100
And edward james winslow.
252
00:15:00,167 --> 00:15:02,569
Who gives the bride
In marriage?
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I do, sir.
254
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,575
And may I just say...
255
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,810
Thank you, jesus!
Yeah!
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00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:11,979
Jesus! Hallelujah!
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00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,914
Thank you!
Oh, yes, jesus!
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00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,616
Hallelujah!
259
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:18,051
Amen!
Amen!
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Whoo!
Amen!
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00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,355
Do you have the rings?
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00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,656
Oh, right here.
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00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:30,363
Do you,
Myrtle may urkel...
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I do.
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00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,871
And do you,
Edward james--
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00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,140
He do, too.
267
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:44,444
Ow! Ow, myrtle!
268
00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:45,712
Take--ouch!
269
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,716
You in a hurry
Or something?
270
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,151
Well, let's just say
271
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:54,187
I'm eager to spend
What I've been saving.
272
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,970
Step on it, rev.
273
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:13,306
Very well then.
274
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:16,409
By the power vested in me
By the state of mississippi,
275
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,212
I now pronounce you
Husband and wi--
276
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,348
[engine revving loudly]
277
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,653
[crowd gasps]
278
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,028
Eddie: greta!
279
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:39,866
Does anyone know
That eddie was paid
$10 million to marry myrtle?
280
00:16:39,932 --> 00:16:42,035
Yeah.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
281
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,736
Sure.
Yep.
Yeah.
282
00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,172
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
283
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:48,708
So what's your point,
Thunder thighs?
284
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,911
My point is...
285
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:54,181
Is that this wedding
Is a farce!
286
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:57,050
How dare you
Cast aspersions
At my honor!
287
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,252
How dare you steal
My man!
288
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,788
Now, now, girls.
Let's not get ugly.
289
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,156
With myrtle here,
290
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,558
It's way too late
For that.
291
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,194
[snap]
292
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,262
Why, I'm gonna whup you
For good!
293
00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,897
Aah!
294
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,765
Daddy! Daddy!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
295
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,334
Like that?
You like that?
296
00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,569
Ow! Ow!
297
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,638
Harriette: now,
You just stop that!
298
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,373
Whaaaa!
299
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,008
Hyah!
300
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,511
[both screaming]
301
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:34,621
Go!
302
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:35,655
Get her!
303
00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,790
Yeah!
304
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,502
Ow!
Ow!
305
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:57,944
I'm gonna whup you,
306
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:01,414
You leather-wearing,
Gasoline-smelling,
307
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:03,816
Stringy-haired
Biker bimbo!
308
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,121
You better
Shut your mouth
309
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:10,857
You crawfish-sucking,
Hoop-skirt-wearing,
310
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,360
Mustache-waxing
Scarlet o'hussy!
311
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,830
[both screaming]
312
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,653
Big daddy:
No, not the ribs!
313
00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:57,204
You!
314
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,544
Yaaaa!
315
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,514
[organ plays
Charge anthem]
316
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,916
Charge!
Charge!
Charge!
317
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,520
[screaming]
318
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:18,191
Stop it!
Stop it!
319
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,560
Just stop it,
Both of you! Stop, girls!
320
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:21,761
Aah!
321
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,430
Aah! Get off!
322
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,997
What's wrong with you?!
323
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,132
Stop!
324
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,567
Stop it!
325
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,001
Stop it!
326
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:30,937
Stop. Stop it!
327
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,540
Quit! Myrtle!
Stop! Don't!
328
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,308
Wake up, wake up,
Wake up!
329
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,743
Where? What? Where?
Wake up!
330
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,578
Ow!
331
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,814
I already was awake,
Fool!
332
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:45,184
Oh. Sorry.
333
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,386
Man, steve...
334
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,020
I had a horrible
Nightmare.
335
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:50,657
Oh, is it the one
Where you're kissing
Halle berry
336
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,759
And she turns
Into marion barry?
337
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:56,696
Worse.
338
00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:59,198
I dreamed I was gonna
Marry myrtle,
339
00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:00,500
But then greta
Showed up,
340
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:03,470
And she and myrtle got
Into a huge catfight.
341
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,238
Oh, my.
342
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,507
I tell you one thing...
343
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,642
This dream has made me
Realize...
344
00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:12,312
I'm not gonna marry any girl
Unless I love her--
345
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:15,047
I don't care
How much money she has. Whew.
346
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:17,417
Good for you, eddo.
347
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,452
Hey, birthday boy,
348
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,554
Another package
Just came for you.
349
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:24,657
When will myrtle get it
Through her thick skull?
350
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,759
I am not for sale!
351
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:32,999
I'll be sure to tell
Grandma how you feel,
Eddie.
352
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,302
Grandma?
353
00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:36,736
Yeah.
Nice move, bozo.
354
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,272
She got you that cd player
You wanted.
355
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,309
Oh, no!
356
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,980
It's really socks.
I just love to see him panic.
357
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,596
Carl.
Mmm?
358
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,499
I thought you said
You were gonna start
Counting your calories.
359
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,167
Oh, I am, sweetheart.
360
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:10,136
I'm counting them
As I'm eating them.
361
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:13,239
See? 650 calories.
362
00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:16,075
Mmm.
363
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:17,544
700.
364
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,048
750.
365
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:26,753
Mmm! We're hitting 800.
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