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Hey, there, hi, there,
Ho, there.
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Hey,
What's with the mess?
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I thought you were
Going to clean up
Before the game.
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I'll give you a dollar
If you do it for me.
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A whole dollar?
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Tempting offer, big guy,
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But I have to go
Upstairs and write down
My latest findings
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In my hello, kitty
Science journal.
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Say hello to eau de go.
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Eau de go?
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Yes. This formula,
Cleverly disguised
As a man's cologne,
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Accelerates the molecules
Of any living organism
To super-high speed.
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Yeah, right.
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You don't believe me?
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5 minutes ago,
I sprayed a woodpecker
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Sitting on mrs. Thompson's
Elm tree.
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And what happened?
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This is all that's left.
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Wow.
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Yes. This is nifty stuff.
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Why, you can accomplish
The most tedious task
In mere seconds.
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And you smell purty, too.
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[woodpecker pecking]
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Woman: aaaahhh.
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Oh, no.
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The woodpecker's going
After mrs. Thompson's
Wooden leg.
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Hey.
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Unhand that foot.
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Hey, aunt harriette.
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Hi, richie. Hi, 3j.
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How was your bike ride?
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Aw, it was okay.
33
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Where's steve?
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Well, we kinda raced home
Ahead of him.
35
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Yeah, 'cause we got
Tired of people laughin'
And pointin' at us.
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Well, why would
They do that?
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Hidy-ho.
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Steve...You look like
You just escaped
From toontown.
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Uh-uh-uh.
Safety before fashion.
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Hey, guess what,
Aunt harriette.
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We raced home,
And I won.
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I coulda beat you.
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But I had to use laura's
Stupid old girls' bike.
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Ah, yes.
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I remember the first time
I saw laura on that baby.
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A sleek, 6-year-old beauty
Swooshing down the street
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On a hot pink
Barbie bike.
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As she pedaled towards me,
My heart sounded like
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The playing card
In her spokes.
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Flubba-da, flubba-da,
Flubba-da, flubba-da,
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Flubba-da, flubba-da,
Flubba-da, flubba-da...
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Is this guy for real?
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No.
No.
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3j, mr. Morrison's here.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I know. Time to get
Back to the rock.
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3j, fenster hall
Is hardly a prison.
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Well, it used
To be a prison.
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But we, uh, repainted it
And put in a teetertotter.
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We lost a lotta kids
On that teetertotter.
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Well, we, uh,
Better be going.
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Hey, aunt harriette,
Can 3j sleep over?
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Sure.
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Is that okay?
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I'm afraid not.
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It's against the rules.
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Richie, why don't you and 3j
Go and get his things.
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I'll help you.
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I think I can help
A little bit.
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I'm having a bad stair day.
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Mr. Morrison,
Have a seat, please.
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Thank you.
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Um, 3j tells me that
You're trying to find him
A foster home.
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Ah, that's correct.
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Well, how's that going?
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Not so great, mrs. Winslow.
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Unfortunately, there simply
Aren't enough foster homes
Available.
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00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:19,487
You know, it's a shame
His last foster family
Moved.
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Tell me about it.
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The paperwork
Was frightening.
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No. I--I meant
It's a shame for 3j.
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Oh. Right.
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The kid.
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Sure.
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New shirt?
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Uh, yeah. You like it?
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Nice.
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Where do you plug it in?
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You know, laura...
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Jealousy is not
A pretty color on you.
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What are you
Talking about?
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Well...It's saturday night.
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Le night de la par-tay.
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It appears that
I have a hot date,
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And, uh, you...
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Well...You don't.
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Sweetie, maybe you just
Beg better than me.
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Laura, laura, laura...
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You know, you should
Go out more often.
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You're a freshman,
But...
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You're not gonna
Stay fresh forever.
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Excuse me?
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Fix yourself up.
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Comb your hair.
Put on some makeup.
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I'm wearing makeup.
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Well, slap on some more.
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Go to a club,
You know...
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I'm sure you'd
Probably find a guy
Around closing time.
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Eddie, you know perfectly well
Why I'm staying home.
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Oh, that's right.
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[high voice]
Stefan is in paris,
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And I'm waiting for him
To come home.
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This is something
You know nothing about.
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It's called being loyal.
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Ah, well,
Loyalty is fine,
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But shouldn't it have
An expiration date?
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Eddie, this is a relationship,
Not a quart of milk.
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Hey, suit yourself.
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I mean, it's your life.
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If that's what
You want to call it.
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Everybody: song title.
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First word.
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Eddie: I?
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A song that begins
With the word "I"?
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I love a parade.
I believe. I'm in
The mood for love.
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I want to be around
To pick up the pieces
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When somebody
Breaks your heart.
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[knock knock]
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I hear the door knockin',
But you can't come in.
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Steve, stop.
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Stop. Stop. Stop.
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Stop in
The name of love.
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Stop the world,
I want to get off.
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Stop draggin'
My heart around.
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Ah. Stop choking me.
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Come on in,
Mr. Morrison.
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I'm sorry to bother
You so late,
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I was looking for 3j.
Is he here?
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Why, no. Shouldn't
He be with you?
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Yes, but he was
Missing at dinner.
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We've searched the grounds
And haven't been able
To find him.
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I'm afraid
He's run away.
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Well, why would
He do that?
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Well, 3j had an interview
With a couple this afternoon,
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And he was hoping
That they would be
His foster parents,
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But they chose
A little girl instead.
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Poor little guy.
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Carl, we've got
To find him.
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The streets are too dangerous
For an 8-year-old
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To be wandering
Around by himself.
Alright, um...
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We'll go down to the precinct
And give them 3j's description.
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Eddie, you check
The playground.
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00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,146
Steve, you got
The arcade.
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Laura,
You take the mall.
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Carl, what can I do?
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Well, just in case...
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You better call
The hospitals.
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[rattling and banging]
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[knocking on door]
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[knock knock knock knock]
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[whispering]
Who is it?
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It's richie.
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How do I know
It's not a trick?
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Open the door,
Jerkface.
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Okay. It's you, alright.
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Here's an extra blanket.
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Sorry it took me so long,
But I had to wait until
The coast was clear.
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00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:05,172
Thanks, man, but what
About some eats?
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00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,640
Here ya go.
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00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,809
An apple?
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00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,978
You could not
Hook a brother up
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00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:14,381
With some
Leftover meat loaf
And some chocolate cake?
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00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:20,387
Well, not without
A brother's family
Getting suspicious.
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00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:24,057
Dang. I might
Starve to death with
You doin' the shopping.
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00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:29,396
Hey, it's not like I can send
Out for a pizza, so chill, okay?
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Sorry.
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I'm stressed out.
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I'm a dude on the run.
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00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:42,209
Well, maybe you
Should stop runnin'
And come downstairs.
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00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,344
I mean, everyone's
Real worried about you.
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00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:45,445
Yeah, right.
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Like who?
Everyone.
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00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:50,718
Eddie, laura, steve,
And uncle carl are all
Out looking for you,
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00:10:50,784 --> 00:10:52,753
And aunt harriette's
Calling all over
The place
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To see if
You've been killed.
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Cool.
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Come on, 3j.
Let's go downstairs.
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00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,262
Uh-uh.
Forget it.
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There's no way
I'm ever goin' back
To that shelter.
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00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:08,736
But it's only
Until they find you
A foster home.
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00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,003
That's never
Gonna happen.
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00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,472
They're lookin'
For young and cute.
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I'm a 8-year-old man.
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00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:19,046
My cute days are over.
195
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,013
Are you sure?
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00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:23,183
Webster was cute
Till he was 30.
197
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:28,155
Come on, 3j. You can't
Stay up here forever.
198
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:29,622
You need a plan.
199
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,524
You think I don't
Have a plan?
200
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,193
I got a plan.
201
00:11:33,260 --> 00:11:35,362
I'm the plan man.
202
00:11:36,663 --> 00:11:38,698
So what's your plan,
Man?
203
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:41,168
I'm goin' to las vegas
To be a blackjack dealer
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00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:45,005
Until I save enough money
To go to jet pilot school.
205
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,175
Whoa. Hey,
That's a good plan.
206
00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,110
Ahh.
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00:11:52,012 --> 00:11:53,446
I'm really starting
To get worried.
208
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:56,283
I mean, it's as if 3j
Vanished into thin air.
209
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:57,317
You know what it's like?
210
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,152
It's like when you're
Doing the laundry,
211
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,823
And you put 10 socks
In the dryer,
And you only get 9 out?
212
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:06,126
You look, and you look,
And you look...
213
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:12,432
Okay. Actually, it's not
Like doing laundry at all.
214
00:12:12,499 --> 00:12:14,534
I'm just really tired.
215
00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:15,568
Yeah, we all are.
216
00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:16,804
Look, let's
Get some sleep,
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00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,405
And we'll try again
Tomorrow.
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00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,672
Thanks a lot, curtis.
219
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,274
We really appreciate
Your help.
220
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,776
I'm glad you called me.
221
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:25,212
It's been too long
Since I've seen you.
222
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:29,282
And, uh...
You look real good.
223
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,320
Thanks. So do you.
224
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,654
I've been workin' out.
225
00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,523
And it shows.
226
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,624
You lose some weight?
227
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:38,959
A couple of pounds.
228
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,061
Don't get
Too skinny on me.
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00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,771
Uh, listen. Tomorrow
We're gonna find 3j, okay?
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Okay.
231
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,141
Then maybe
We can celebrate
232
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,409
By having dinner
Together, okay?
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00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:57,811
Okay.
234
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:17,597
Ooh.
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00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,833
That was good.
That boy can kiss.
236
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:21,234
Oh, yeah?
237
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:24,171
Well, I've heard you say
The same thing about stefan.
238
00:13:26,773 --> 00:13:31,444
Well...Don't you think
Loyalty should have
An expiration date?
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00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:37,684
No.
240
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:41,088
This is a relationship,
Not yogurt.
241
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,566
Hey, you still up?
242
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,168
Yeah.
243
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:58,138
I'm not gonna
Sleep tonight.
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00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:01,308
Carl, I keep wonderin'
Where 3j is.
245
00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:04,978
If he's cold,
Hungry, scared.
246
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,882
That kid's gotten
Under your skin, huh?
247
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:11,618
Yeah, he has.
248
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:15,722
You know,
When steve first became
His big brother,
249
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:19,626
I thought 3j
Was a smart-alecky
Little troublemaker.
250
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,163
So did I.
251
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:27,834
Carl, 3j's gotten
A bad deal in life.
252
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:30,137
He's been neglected
By his parents,
253
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:33,173
Bounced from one shelter
To another.
254
00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,109
No wonder he's got
Some problems.
255
00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,045
But I know children,
Carl...
256
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,880
And 3j's got
A good heart.
257
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:44,517
Well...First,
We'll find him...
258
00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:45,585
And then we'll pray
259
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:48,288
That the city finds him
A good foster home.
260
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,858
They will, carl.
261
00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:53,560
Right here.
262
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,662
Whaaaaaat?
263
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,566
I want to take him in,
Carl.
264
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:00,867
Give him a good home.
265
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,569
Oh, harriette.
Now, wait--
266
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,271
Carl,
Just think about it.
267
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,306
He's become richie's
Best friend,
268
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,208
Laura and eddie
Adore him,
269
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,743
And he's crazy
About you.
270
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,645
Ay, yi, man...
271
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,416
I don't know, harriette.
I'm...
272
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:20,087
I'm not saying no,
But this is a big decision.
273
00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:22,655
I'm going to have
To think about this.
274
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,257
Look, carl...
275
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,226
I know there's
A million reasons
276
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,295
Why we shouldn't
Do this,
277
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,964
But there's
One good reason
Why we should.
278
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,599
And what's that?
279
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,267
I love him, carl.
280
00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:40,207
[steve's dinosaur slippers
Squawking]
281
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,015
Hi, guys.
282
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,249
Hi, steve.
Hi, steve.
283
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:52,452
I see you've found
Your dinosaur slippers.
284
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:53,920
Oh, yeah.
285
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:57,724
You know, somehow they
Wound up in the garbage.
286
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,392
Go figure.
287
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,560
Anywho...
288
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,362
[squawk squawk squawk]
289
00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:04,397
We have
A security breach.
290
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,565
What's that?
291
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,001
The alarm went
Off on my infrared
Urkel alert--
292
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,302
Patent pending.
293
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,670
What's that?
294
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,905
Well, that means
I've applied
For the patent,
295
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,208
But the paperwork is
Still in washington.
296
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,776
No. Wh-what's that?
297
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:19,746
Oh, that's a big city
With buildings
And a capitol...
298
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,281
No, no, no, no, no.
299
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:24,551
What's that stupid thing
You're holdin' in your hands?
300
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,653
Oh...Oh.
301
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,022
Well, this is
A computerized
Security device
302
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:30,323
That scans
The entire household.
303
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:33,026
It automatically
Measures human
Body heat.
304
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,963
Oh...What are those
Two little bleeps?
305
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,298
Oh, that's you and me.
306
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,400
And what's
That big blob?
307
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:52,412
Oh, could we move
This along.
308
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:57,350
Well, according
To the infrared
Urkel alert,
309
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,752
There's
An unaccounted-for
Body mass upstairs
310
00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,054
In the attic.
311
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,323
[slippers squawking]
312
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:06,493
Somebody should march
Up there right now
313
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:07,827
And check it out.
314
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:10,763
Well, why didn't you
Go check it out?
315
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,565
It's dark up there.
316
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:34,754
3j?
317
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,524
3j.
318
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,359
Huh?
319
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,460
Uh-oh.
320
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,265
3j.
321
00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:47,200
We've been worried
Sick about you.
322
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:50,103
How'd you find me?
323
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,072
Did richie rat me out?
324
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:57,043
No. We had no idea richie
Was involved in this.
325
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:59,279
Well, good,
'cause he wasn't.
326
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:03,916
3j...
327
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,119
Why did you run away
From the shelter?
328
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:09,422
Hey, I got places to go
And things to do.
329
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,691
You need money
To go and do.
330
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,560
No problem-o.
331
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,896
I got 12 bucks cash
Right here,
332
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,299
Burnin' a hole
In my pocket.
333
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:25,572
3j...We've got
To take you back
To the shelter.
334
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,474
You sure?
335
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:31,444
I'll give you 6 bucks
If you say you never
Saw me.
336
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,213
Look...
337
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,647
The shelter's
Just temporary
338
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:38,050
Until they find you
A good foster home.
339
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,886
Get real.
340
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:42,655
That's never
Gonna happen.
341
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:45,258
Well...Sure, it will.
342
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:47,227
You just got to
Think positive.
343
00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,728
I'm positive...
344
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,531
It's never gonna happen.
345
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:54,267
Nobody wants
A kid like me.
346
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:00,540
We do.
347
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,643
What do you mean?
348
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:08,548
Well...Harriette and I
Would like to be
Your foster parents.
349
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,018
Thank you, carl.
350
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,487
So what do you say?
351
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:18,157
Would you like to be
A part of our family?
352
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:20,693
I guess we could
Try it out.
353
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,529
See how things go.
354
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,399
Alright.
355
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:29,135
Tonight you bunk
With richie.
356
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,338
And I'll go call
Mr. Morrison.
357
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:33,540
Cool.
358
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,194
Thank you, carl.
359
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,650
What's shakin', big guy?
360
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:18,951
Hey, steve.
361
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,622
Well, whatcha doin'?
362
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,624
It's my day
To clean the kitchen.
363
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:27,294
But I thought you were
Going fishing today.
364
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,128
Yeah, harriette's
Makin' me do this first,
365
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:31,364
And by the time
I get to the lake,
366
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,999
The fish won't be
Biting anymore.
367
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,301
Oh. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
368
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,203
Don't be glum, chum.
369
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,539
Looky what I got.
370
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:40,973
Ooh.
371
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,409
That's right.
372
00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:46,012
Eau de go, in a handy
New spray atomizer.
373
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,414
Ooh.
374
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:50,683
Oh, not so fast,
Mr. Grabby pants.
375
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,185
I'll give you
What you're wishing,
376
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,255
But you must
Take me fishing.
377
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:00,593
Okay. Deal.
378
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:04,664
Ooh.
379
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:05,765
[giggles]
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