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Announcer: previously
On family matters...
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Uh, uh, uh...
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What's this thing?
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I have successfully
Developed a process
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That enables me to
Isolate, then duplicate
Complex molecules.
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What?
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I can clone stuff!
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[laughing like
A mad scientist]
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[whirring]
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Ooh, tickles.
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Ooh,
Tickles.
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Are you seeing
What I'm seeing?
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I'm seeing
2 steves.
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Both: isn't this fun?
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I think we've learned
That steve's experiments
Have gone too far.
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He's created
A monster.
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I see no solution
To this problem.
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I see a really,
Really good solution.
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I'm really going
To miss you, steve.
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I'm really going
To miss you, too.
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Can we get on
With this?
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[ding]
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Steve urkel,
The man who made me.
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We meet at last.
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Wow! You really
Are cool.
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Put her there,
Pal.
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Steve: ouch!
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Ooh, purty!
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Hiya, pumpkinseed.
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Oh, hi there,
Bagel chip.
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Well, godfrey daniel,
What happened to your foot?
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Remember my pesky
Extra toe?
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Yo.
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Well, it's no mo'.
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I donated it to a girl
Who was toe-challenged.
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Well...
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She might be
Walking around
With your toe,
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But she'll never
Fill your shoes.
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Ohh!
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Ooh!
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What's my buff brainiac
Cooking up now?
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I'm on the verge
Of making history.
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Ooh, I love
When you do that.
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Behold, the urk-pad!
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It's a teleportation
Device.
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Anything that's placed
On this pad
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Is broken down into
Individual molecules
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That are
Sent by microwave
To another urk-pad,
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Where the molecules
Are instantaneously
Reassembled.
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Whoa!
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Science talk.
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That makes me so hot.
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Now, now...
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Myra.
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Myra.
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M-m-m-m-m-m...
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[telephone rings]
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[ring]
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[ring]
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Hey there, hi there,
Ho there.
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Oh, hi, nicole.
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Nicole?
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Who in the
H-e double hockey sticks
Is nicole?
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She's a friend of mine
In paris.
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She saw the prototype
Of my urk-pad
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At the international
Science fair at akron,
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And we've kept in touch
Ever since.
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Oh, a science fair
Floozy.
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Trying to sleep her way
To a nobel prize.
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Now, now, myra,
Retract your claws.
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Nicole was just helping me
With my experiment.
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I sent her
My other urk-pad.
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Okay, nicole,
I'm all set.
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I'm going to send you
Some cheese.
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No, I won't tell you
What kind it is,
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But it rhymes
With shamembert.
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Okay, okay.
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Help me with this.
Help me, help me.
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Okay, nicole. Now,
When I activate
My urk-pad,
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Yours will
Automatically engage,
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And whatever you do,
Don't let some stray goober
Accidentally step on it.
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Hey, what's this?
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Carl, don't!
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Uh-oh.
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O mon dieu!
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It works!
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I was expecting cheese.
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Wh-what--
What happened?
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Bonjour, monsieur.
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Welcome to paris!
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What?
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Come on, come on,
Come on.
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Oh, it's still busy!
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Hang up the phone
And tell us
What's going on!
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Well...
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Carl stepped
On the urk-pad.
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The what pad?
The urk-pad.
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It's only the most
Amazing invention
In history.
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Try to keep up.
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It's a teleportation
Device.
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Carl stepped on it
And accidentally got
Transported to paris...
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Hopefully.
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Hopefully?
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Well, I never tried it
On a living organism
Before,
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Much less one
With a 42-inch waist,
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So I don't know
If it worked properly.
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Why, chunks of carl
Could be spread out
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From barcelona
To kankakee.
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Come here, steve.
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Eddie: what's wrong
With you?
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[all shouting]
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Bonjour, mes amis!
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Oh, carl,
I was worried sick!
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Daddy,
Are you okay?
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Je suis magnifique!
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Steven, I'd love to stay
For this touching reunion,
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But I'm having
Phantom toe pains.
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Take care,
Squeegee lips.
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Owie, owie, owie, owie.
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She finally got rid
Of that extra toe?
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Yep.
Now she's perfection.
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Carl, my invention
Really works?
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You were actually
In paris?
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Yep! What a city!
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* it works!
It works *
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* my teleportation
Pad works *
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* just between us,
I'm a genius *
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* my teleportation
Pad works *
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Steve, your invention
Is incredible!
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Man, this thing's
Going to change the world.
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There'll be no need
For cars, trucks,
Or airplanes.
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No accidents, no pollution.
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You can send a doctor
Anywhere he's needed.
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Or send food
To starving people.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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Or...
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We could all go to paris
On the cheap!
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Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
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Are you okay?
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Oh, I'm fine.
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I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm fine.
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Just hit
A little turbulence
Over iceland.
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Wow, mama!
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Hottie in the house.
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Pardon?
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Well, nicole,
You sure have
Blossomed since akron.
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Merci, steve.
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You make me so blush.
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Ooh.
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[telephone rings]
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Hey there, hi there,
Ho there.
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Oh, hi, carl.
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Hey, steve!
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Good news.
I'm not dead.
You can come now.
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Okay. We'll be right there.
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Hi, stevie.
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Hi there, my sexy,
House-sitting mama.
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I really wish
You could come, too.
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My doctor says I should
Stay off my tootsies,
Tootsie.
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Listen, boo boo,
Have a wonderful time,
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But beware
Of french girls.
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They invented perfume,
And I ask you,
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What were they
Trying to hide?
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Yes, yes, dear.
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Kiss, kiss,
Hug, hug.
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[kissing]
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Here we go now!
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Bonjour!
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Bonjour!
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Oh, bonjour, nicole.
I'm back.
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Welcome, everybody.
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I'm nicole devereaux.
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I'm harriet winslow,
And this is my son eddie.
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Ha ha.
But, uh...
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You can call me
E-man.
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Enchante, baby.
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Vous avez du vert
Entre les dents.
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Oh, hurt me.
What does that mean?
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You've got something green
Between your teeth.
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Oh. Well, uh...
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It matches your blouse.
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Is everybody here?
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No, my daughter
Laura's coming,
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And she's bringing
A friend.
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We flew united.
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A toast...
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To the most
Beautiful city
In the world
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And the most
Beautiful woman
In the world.
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Oh, carl,
That's so sweet.
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You going to finish
That croissant?
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Hey!
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Bonjour-eo-eo-eo!
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Steve,
Keep it down.
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And lose the hat.
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Where are
You two going?
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I'm taking steve
To notre dame.
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Steve: yeah!
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Nicole said there's
A gargoyle there
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That looks just like me.
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A reservoir!
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00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:11,004
Reservoir?
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Hey!
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Cheese!
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You know, carl, this is such
A wonderful experience
For our kids.
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It sure is, sweetheart.
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I'm glad laura and eddie
Are mature enough
To appreciate paris.
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Oui, oui. Uh-huh!
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[horn honks]
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00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:10,964
Vous etes folle
Ou quoi?!
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Well, calm down, pal.
[nervous laugh]
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You're okay,
Your car's okay.
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No harm-ay done-ay.
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00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:21,875
Now, let's get out of here
Before the owner
Of the cafe comes.
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Too late!
I am the owner
Of the cafe!
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Oops.
Oops.
Oops.
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And it's a nice cafe.
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At least it used to be.
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This is your son?
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Unfortunately,
Yes.
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He made me to crash
My own cafe!
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I know, I know.
I saw it.
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What's the matter
With you?
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Ow!
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Dad, there was
This gorgeous girl,
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And I saw her walking--
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Girl, eddie? A girl?
It's always a girl
With you!
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Carl, carl,
Calm down.
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Don't make
A scene.
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A scene, harriet?
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A scene?
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Our son just trashed
An entire cafe.
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00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:07,855
Well, this is officially
A scene!
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Let me see.
Uh...
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00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,459
Uh...
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"I am very sorry.
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Je swiss trez--"
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Sorry won't cut it!
It won't cut it!
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You caused at least
5,000 francs' worth
Of damage to my cafe.
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Dad!
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Alright,
Calm down.
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I'll talk to him,
See what can be done.
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Look. Excusez moi.
I, I
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Look, I maybe want
To talk to you.
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Oh, mom,
This is bad.
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I really screwed up
Big again.
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00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,388
Yes, you did, edward.
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Fortunately your father's
A cop and trained to handle
Difficult situations.
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00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,526
Well,
That's very true.
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Dad can be
Real persuasive
When he wants to.
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00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,931
Well, I've got it
All worked out.
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Really?
Oh, thanks, dad.
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00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,902
You work here
For 2 weeks,
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00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:57,170
And you don't
Go to prison.
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00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:13,921
Ooh, okay.
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00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,722
I got to get richie
A t-shirt,
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00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,725
And I've got to send max
A postcard.
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00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,994
Let's see.
What else now?
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00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,831
Stefan?
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00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:26,866
Is something wrong?
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00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,936
I was just thinking.
261
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,671
Here I am
In this incredible city
262
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:33,840
Steeped in history,
263
00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:36,076
And I have no history
Of my own.
264
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,344
What do you mean?
265
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:40,813
I have no childhood,
No background.
266
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,482
Steve created me.
267
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:46,920
Let's just be thankful
He didn't screw up
Like he usually does.
268
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,456
Yeah, but you
Don't understand.
269
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:50,958
I have no past,
270
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:54,962
And with no past,
How do I figure out
My future?
271
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:58,065
I have to decide
What to do
With my life.
272
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,503
Well, whatever it is,
Just make sure I'm in it.
273
00:15:10,810 --> 00:15:12,745
[camera shutter clicking]
274
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,348
[speaking french]
275
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:21,188
[speaking french]
276
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,659
What's going on?
277
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:30,063
Whoa! They're doing
A photo shoot
278
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,798
For a sports car
Magazine,
279
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:35,302
And one of the models
Got angry at the other
For blocking his light.
280
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,804
Hey, I didn't know
You understood french.
281
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,073
Neither did I.
282
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,151
Whoa.
283
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:57,224
See, that hurt.
That hurts.
284
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:18,711
Hey, you!
285
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:19,812
You, come here!
286
00:16:19,879 --> 00:16:21,548
Have you ever done
Any modeling?
287
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:22,582
No, no.
288
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,816
Would you like to try?
289
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,552
Well, I don't--
Sure!
290
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:27,220
Okay, come on.
291
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,596
Look--look up,
A little up!
292
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,435
* let's go! *
293
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:40,993
Ahh...
294
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,231
This garden is
Music to my nose.
295
00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,637
[buzzing]
296
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,776
Aah!
297
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:57,844
Aah!
298
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,790
You're really
Quite clumsy,
Aren't you?
299
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,058
Huh?
300
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,194
Oh, well,
I don't know.
301
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,696
I never really
Thought about it.
302
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,098
Ooh!
303
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,868
Dooooh!
304
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:33,079
Steve, I can't stop
Thinking about
Your urk-pad.
305
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,848
How did you ever
Come up with it?
306
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:38,985
I guess it comes from
A lifetime of people
Asking me,
307
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,020
"Can you get out
Of here any faster?"
308
00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:42,054
[snorts]
309
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,391
I love that little
Piggy snort.
310
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:49,028
Do you realize your
Urk-pad will make
You a billionaire?
311
00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,330
Oh, no, no, no.
312
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,599
I've decided that
An invention this important
313
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,967
Should be shared freely
With the entire world.
314
00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:57,036
Shared?
Freely?
315
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,572
Oh, yes. Why, money
Doesn't matter to me,
316
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,574
Except, of course,
At the laundromat.
317
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,142
Got to have quarters.
Lots of quarters.
318
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,345
What does
Matter to you?
319
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:06,879
Well, helping people.
320
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:09,782
Thanks to my urk-pad,
Every person in this world
321
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,151
Will be able to visit
Their granny for christmas.
322
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:18,291
Ooh, look at that gaping hole
In that charles de gaulle rose.
323
00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,993
That could only
Mean one thing--
324
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:24,697
A two-headed aphid.
325
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,407
Did you get
The blueprint?
326
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:38,745
Not yet.
This steve urkel
Is different.
327
00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:42,549
Nicole, your job
Is to find out how
This urk-pad works.
328
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,117
Once we have
The technology,
We'll make a fortune.
329
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,620
Don't worry.
I have a plan.
330
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:53,426
After dinner, I'll take him
For a romantic stroll
Along the seine.
331
00:19:53,493 --> 00:19:57,630
I'll make him so hot,
The river will bubble.
332
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,266
Ooh.
333
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,634
You make me wish
You weren't
My cousin.
334
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,012
Announcer: next time
On family matters...
335
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:16,015
Steve,
I'm having a tough time
Figuring out who I am.
336
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:18,718
You're brilliant, unique.
337
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:19,686
Oh!
338
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:23,923
I feel...I've fallen
In love with you.
339
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,762
Where are the blueprints
For your teleportation pad?
340
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,264
They're right here,
341
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:34,000
And that's where they're
Staying, buster.
342
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,402
Then you will
Build me one.
343
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:39,339
Hah! Forget it!
No way. Ain't gonna happen.
344
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:41,173
Aah!
[gunshot]
345
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,210
Paco rabanne is introducing
His new fall line
Tomorrow night.
346
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:47,146
Paco rabanne?
Ooh, I love his clothes.
347
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:50,249
Would you like
To be in our show?
348
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,352
I'm your guy, guy.
349
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:55,622
[music and applause]
350
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:04,331
I swear, I had no idea
Gilbert would kidnap you.
351
00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:08,901
And I certainly did not know
He plans to kill you
When it's over.
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