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Myra...
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Why are we stopping?
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I don't know.
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Oh, my.
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We're out of gas. I'm such a
Ninny.
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Hey, wait..
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Isn't this...
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Paradise bluff?
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I suppose it is.
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Well, this is the bluff.
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Now let me show you
Why they call it...
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Paradise.
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Ohh!
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Wow, mama!
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[sighs]
[sighs]
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Oh, steven.
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Oh, laura.
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What?
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Did you say "Laura"?
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Uh, me?
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Oh, no.
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I--I--I said...
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I said...Flora.
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Yes.
Flora.
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Look at all
The pretty flora.
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I don't believe this.
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I work my cute
Little buns off
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To save enough money
To buy my own car
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So we could have
A romantic evening
Together,
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And what's my reward?
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You whisper
Another woman's name.
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Well, I'm sorry, uh...
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Myra.
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Look, steven,
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We've been driving down
The highway of love now
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For quite a while.
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And what a dandy
Drive it's been.
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Yes.
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But we're still
Stuck in first gear.
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So?
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So, it's time
We shifted into second.
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I'm not satisfied
With this relationship.
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But I already told you.
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I'm willing to date you
While I'm in love with laura.
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Eegads, what more
Do you want, woman?
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I want an emotional
Commitment.
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I want to wear
Your science club pin.
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[gasps]
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But beetle butt...
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That would mean
We're going steady.
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Yes, it would.
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I want to know
Where we're going
With this, steven.
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I want to go steady,
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And I want
An answer soon.
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Well...
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Okay, good.
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I'll go home
And think about it.
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Well, while you're
Thinking about it,
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Remember this.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Oh, ma,
You know we got
To hurry up.
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You know yearly sales
Only come once a year.
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Boy, you're sharp.
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You got our ammunition?
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I never leave home
Without it.
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We're armed
And dangerous.
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Hey, hey.
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Ooh, wait.
Wait a sec.
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There's some
Barbecue recipes
In this magazine
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I want
Carl to read.
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Good. Dad needs all
The help he can get.
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Burgers and weenies.
Weenies and burgers.
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Let's face it.
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The man's in a rut.
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Well, maybe
This'll give him
Some new ideas.
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Hmm.
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There's
A love test in here.
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You filled it out?
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No.
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I got that magazine
From mildred
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At the beauty shop.
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Wow.
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Mildred's husband
Scored a 10.
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Good for him.
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Not really.
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They're scoring
On 1-100.
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Hey, guys.
Where are you two off to?
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[harriette]
Shopping.
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Again?
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You just went
Last spring.
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Ohh.
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I turned down a page
On an article
For you to read.
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Okay, I'll take a look at it.
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Bye.
Bye. Bye.
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[door closes]
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Hmm.
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Hey.
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"Rate your mate."
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"Is your partner
A good lover?"
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Hey, harriette
Filled out a quiz
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About our love life.
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Well...
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I think I'll take
A little look-see.
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Ahh.
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"If your husband's
Sex drive
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"Were a mode
Of transportation,
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"It would be...
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A--a ferrari..."
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Mmm.
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"B--a moped...
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C--a skateboard."
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Ha ha ha. A skateboard.
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Ha ha.
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Hey.
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She marked "C."
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Hello, scott.
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Hiya, scott!
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Hello, scott.
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Oh, did you see me coming?
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No, but I wouldn't mind
Seeing you leaving.
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Heh heh!
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[snort snort]
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Hey, baby.
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You're all gussied up.
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I don't remember
Us having a date.
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We don't.
I'm going out
With scott baker.
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Boy, it's
A topsy-turvy world.
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I'm going out
With myra,
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And I'm
In love with you,
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And you're going
Out with scott,
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And you're
In love with me.
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But I'm not in love with you.
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Semantics.
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Is there some reason
You're here?
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Well...
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How can I put this
Delicately?
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Myra can't get enough of
That sweet urkel stuff.
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Ohh.
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Well, she's given me
An ultimatum.
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Either we go steady,
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Or she's packing up
Her lemonade stand
And moving on.
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Well, steve,
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You and myra have been
Seeing each other for
Over a year, right?
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I think that's
A fair request.
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Oh, I know. I know.
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But I just don't know.
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Well, what don't you know?
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Well...
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What if
I go steady with myra
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And you fall in love
With me the next day?
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Well, there's no way
That's ever going to happen.
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Just covering my booty.
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[sighs]
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Look, steve,
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You know what your life's
Been like with myra.
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Can you picture it
Without her?
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Hmm.
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I'll have to
Chew on that.
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Can you chew on that
At home?
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Good idea.
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Wow.
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What
A beautiful view.
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We can see
All the way to
The slaughterhouse.
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Steven,
Have you given any thought
To what we talked about?
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You know,
Us going steady?
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Well, yes.
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In fact,
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I'm so confused,
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I asked laura
For advice.
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Laura.
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What did the she-devil say?
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Well, that she-devil
Is on your side.
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I've always liked laura.
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Actually, myra,
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Laura had something
Very interesting to say.
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She asked if I could
Picture my life
Without you.
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Well, can you?
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No.
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Oh, goody.
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Not so fast.
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I also don't know if
I can picture my life
Without laura.
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That tramp.
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I'm sorry, myra, but...
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I'm going to
Need more time.
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I see.
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Well, then take me home.
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00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:02,736
Oh, but lizard lips.
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Take me home now.
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00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:06,239
But...
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00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,743
[engine starts]
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00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,614
Ooh!
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00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:18,919
Uh-oh.
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00:10:22,089 --> 00:10:24,357
I hope we're not
Too close to the edge.
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Ohh!
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00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,266
Ohh!
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00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,873
Oh, we're pretty darn close.
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00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:43,844
Steven,
I think we're in trouble.
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Aah!
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Aah! Aah!
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Big trouble.
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00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:55,422
Aah!
Aah!
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00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,662
Aah!
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00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:04,597
We're going to die!
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00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,066
No, no, no, no.
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00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,468
We're going
To be okay.
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Ohh!
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00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:12,639
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
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00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,474
We're going to die!
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00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:15,575
Ohh!
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00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,911
What am I saying?
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00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,847
We've--we've
Got to stay calm.
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00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:22,582
- right.
- okay, listen.
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00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:23,917
The only way
Out of here
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Is through
The sunroof.
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00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,155
Boy, am I glad
I paid the extra
4 bucks
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00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:29,222
For that sunroof.
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00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:36,864
You go first.
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00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,866
No, no.
You go first.
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00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,401
Your brain is
A national treasure.
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00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:42,736
Oh, no, no, no.
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00:11:42,803 --> 00:11:44,972
It's always
Ladies first.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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I'll shift my weight
To the back.
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00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,155
Ooh, hoo-hoo!
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00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,058
Aah. Agh.
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00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,396
Okay.
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00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,463
Go for it.
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00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,340
Ooh, myra!
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00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,809
My face! My face!
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00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:23,944
Ohh! Ohh!
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00:12:30,650 --> 00:12:31,584
Okay.
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00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,120
I'm safe, steven.
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Hurry!
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00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:38,258
I got to get
My lucky yo-yo.
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00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:40,093
Whaa!
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00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,095
I got it!
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00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:43,096
Aah!
248
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:44,231
Aah!
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00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,534
Whoa!
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00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,202
Aah!
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00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,038
Aah!
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00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,439
Aah!
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00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:04,084
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:10,057
Okay. Careful.
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00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:12,893
Okay.
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00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,096
[panting]
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00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,249
Okay.
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00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:38,919
Careful.
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00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,278
Whoo!
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00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,451
[crash]
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00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,154
Whoo!
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00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:19,059
[clatter]
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00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,566
Oh, steven.
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00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,902
Oh, myra.
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00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,737
You saved my life.
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00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:34,007
You're my knight
In shining suspenders.
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00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,511
Myra...
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00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,181
When I was
In that car,
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My life
Flashed before me.
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00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:47,320
It was short and
In black and white.
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Was I in it?
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Yes.
273
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:53,893
But so was laura.
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I saw her rejecting me
Over and over again.
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00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,301
And I realized
Something.
276
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,903
I can spend
My whole life
277
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:05,238
Chasing a dream.
278
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,541
Or I can let
A dream catch me.
279
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:14,681
Are you saying what
I hope you're saying?
280
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,483
Yes.
281
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,553
Myra...
282
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:22,822
Would you
Do me the honor
283
00:15:22,889 --> 00:15:24,691
Of wearing
My science club pin?
284
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,601
Do you mean
Go steady?
285
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,236
Yes, indeedy, sweetie.
286
00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:39,639
Pin me, baby.
287
00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,259
Whoo!
288
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:09,702
Here.
289
00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,605
You better do it.
290
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:20,713
Oh, steven, I'm the happiest
Kitty in the yarn shop.
291
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,658
Mother winslow...
292
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:32,992
You got a second?
293
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,928
I have that,
And hopefully some more.
294
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,930
You know carl
Better than anybody,
295
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,067
And he doesn't take
Criticism too well.
296
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:44,471
I need a diplomatic way
Of telling him that
His barbecuing needs help.
297
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:45,705
Well, you got
To talk to him,
298
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,407
Because his burgers
Are whack.
299
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,743
You want to
Talk to him?
300
00:16:50,810 --> 00:16:52,079
Uh-uh.
301
00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,213
You married him.
302
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,647
He's your baby now.
303
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,192
[sighs]
304
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,993
What's the matter, sugar?
305
00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:10,230
Did you miss
The ice cream truck again?
306
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,707
- mom..
- hmm?
307
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:25,011
Harriette took
A "Rate your mate" test
In that magazine.
308
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:27,080
I took the same test.
309
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,316
Fletcher got a 98.
310
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:33,486
What did you get?
311
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:36,055
Numbers aren't important,
Mother.
312
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,659
But...
313
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,161
Well, I...
314
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:44,364
Mom, I think that harriette
Is disappointed in me.
315
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:47,367
Then you've got
To talk to her.
316
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:49,369
Don't keep it
Bottled up.
317
00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:52,071
That's the worst thing
You can do, love.
318
00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:53,406
- thank you, mom.
- love you.
319
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:05,918
Hello, harriette.
320
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:07,287
Hi, carl.
321
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:10,357
Harriette,
I think that
We need to talk.
322
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,558
Yeah.
323
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,893
I want to talk to you
About something, too.
324
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,863
Okay, but I'll start.
325
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,431
Sweetheart...
326
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,866
I...
327
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,369
Read your
Magazine article.
328
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:26,105
If you had a problem,
Why didn't you come to me?
329
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,007
Oh, carl.
330
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,209
I'm sorry.
331
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,944
I was just trying
To be helpful.
332
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,980
I thought
It might be fun
333
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,549
To try something
A little different.
334
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:44,791
Oh, so you're saying
That I'm boring.
335
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,626
Not you,
Just your technique.
336
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:51,931
Harriette.
337
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,333
Well, what's the big deal?
338
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,169
I talked it over with laura,
And she agrees.
339
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,907
You talked it over
With laura?
340
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,410
Sure. She's part
Of the family.
341
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:08,315
Carl, it's just that
You do the same thing
Over and over...
342
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:09,916
All summer long...
343
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,951
Every single saturday.
344
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,386
Well, excuse me,
345
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:16,923
But I think once a week
Is pretty darned good,
346
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,691
Considering
My back problem.
347
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:20,993
And besides,
348
00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:23,263
You can help,
You know.
349
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:28,768
Well, I would,
But you always
Want to be in control.
350
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,438
I thought maybe if
You got your act together,
351
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,207
We could invite
The neighbors over.
352
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,948
Invite the neighbors over?
353
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,450
Well, why not?
354
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,453
It's not like
It's a big secret.
355
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,255
They know
What we doing.
356
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,258
They doing
The same thing,
357
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,959
Only better.
358
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:56,195
Just how do you know that?
359
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:58,197
Because marge
Gave ted the article,
360
00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:00,567
And he's cooking
Up a storm.
361
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,935
You should taste
His burgers.
362
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,904
What's that
Supposed to mean?
363
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:06,406
What I said.
364
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:09,509
You should
Taste his burgers
When he barbecues.
365
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:16,749
Barbecue?
366
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:20,253
We're talking about
Barbecue here?
367
00:20:21,754 --> 00:20:22,855
Yeah.
368
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:25,157
What did you think
We were talking about?
369
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,426
Heh.
370
00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:32,599
I thought that
We were talking about...
371
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:33,800
This.
372
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:35,201
"Rate your mate."
373
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,869
I didn't fill this out.
374
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,204
My hairdresser did.
375
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,707
I borrowed this
From the beauty shop.
376
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:43,476
I wanted you to look at
Barbecue recipes.
377
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,284
"I'm going to
Tell laura."
378
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:54,421
"Invite the neighbors."
379
00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:00,960
Harriette...
380
00:21:02,562 --> 00:21:03,463
Ohh.
381
00:21:03,530 --> 00:21:05,798
Carl, if I had
Done that quiz,
382
00:21:05,865 --> 00:21:08,301
Your score would've
Shot off the charts.
383
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,769
Really?
384
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,938
Yeah.
385
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,340
Thanks, harriette.
386
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:17,043
A man likes to hear that
Every now and then.
387
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,451
What--
What we have to do
388
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:28,655
Is shift our weight
To the back of the car.
389
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,492
Good thinking.
390
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:58,818
Hey, how'd that
Get in there?
391
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,487
Give me that.
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