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Previously
On family matters...
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By tomorrow night,
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Steve urkel will become
Stefan urquelle...Forever.
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[ding]
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Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.
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Wake me, shake me,
And break me,
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But, baby,
Don't forsake me.
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You like
This guy?
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Girl, you are
One sick puppy.
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Woof.
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Carl, honey,
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Why don't you break down
And get some glasses?
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Too bad you
Can't pull a stefan.
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A what?
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Well, stefan urquelle
Doesn't need glasses,
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But when he
Was steve urkel,
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He couldn't see
Without them.
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Sounds like
What you need
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Is a transformation
Chamber.
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No, mr. Winslow,
Don't!
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Ohh!
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What have you done?
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I rewired
Your chamber,
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And instead of cool,
It's set on nerd.
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Hi-diddley-dee,
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It's me.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Hey, come on,
All you guys
And gals.
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Let's grab hands
And be best pals.
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Good lord.
He's a nerd.
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Espousing camaraderie
And human interaction
Makes me a nerd?
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Well, if so,
Then I plead guilty.
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Hee hee.
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What did I just say?
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Oh, no.
I didn't shut off
The machine in time.
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He's half-nerd,
Half-carl.
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So does that make me a narl?
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What the heck
Was that?
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Oh, sir,
I'm so sorry.
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This is all my fault.
I feel like such a worm.
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Would that be
Phylum annelida--
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Segmented worms
With four
Symmetrical bodies--
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Or phylum nematode--
Worm-like animals
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With a fluid-filled
Chamber
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That separate
Their body walls
From their insides?
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Man, how'd you
Learn all that?
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I have no idea.
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Stefan...
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You've got to help me.
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I can't live like this.
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You've got to fix
That machine!
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Oh, oh, okay.
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Look, give me some time.
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Oh, gosh. I got
To rewire the chamber.
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It's going
To take some time.
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I have to buy
Some parts.
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Oh, here.
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Take some
Cash-a-roony
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And fix it
Soony.
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Now I know
It's not carl.
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Give me
About 24 hours.
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I should have it
Fixed by then.
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Well, I better go
Break this news flash
To harriette.
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Did I do that?
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Hi-diddley-dee.
It's me.
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Hello,
My little kitchen elf.
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Hi, carl.
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Oh, my.
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What a
Delicious-looking
Confection.
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Yeah, the church
Is having a bake sale.
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Oh, oh,
And it's so purty.
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Carl, that's
A great impression
Of steve.
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Uh, sweetums...
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What?
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Brace yourself
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'cause I have
Terrible news.
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What?
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This isn't
An impression.
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I'm a nerd.
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Carl, stop
Talking like that.
You're scaring me.
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I wish I could.
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And pull your pants
Out of your armpits.
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No way, baby,
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'cause I'm stylin'.
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Harriette, stop me,
Please, harriette.
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I can't stop this.
Stop me.
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Carl.
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It's not funny anymore.
Stop it!
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I wish I could,
Harriette,
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But I can't.
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I'm trying,
But I can't.
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I stepped into steve's
Transformation chamber,
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And I heard a lot
Of neato, boss noises,
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And I came out
Like this.
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I'm half carl,
And I'm half nerd.
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The trouble is,
I don't know
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When I'm going
To be carl,
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And I don't know
When I'm going to be
The ner-r-r-r-r-rd.
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I want my husband back.
Come on.
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We're going over
To stefan's,
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And you're going to get
Into that chamber right now.
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No way, baby.
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No can do!
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You see,
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The chamber's
Hyper-angular
Aluminum diodes
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Have transmuted
The hydraulic teflon
Flange assembly.
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Huh?
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It's busted.
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Aah!
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Aah!
Aah!
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You scared me.
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What's
All the screaming?
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Yeah.
What's going on?
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Hi-dee-ho, winslow
Whippersnappers.
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My offspring...
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The fruits of my loins.
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Why is
He talking
Like that?
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He got into steve's
Transformation
Machine
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And came out a nerd.
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This is terrible.
Is there anything
We can do to help?
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Rent me
An accordion.
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I feel a polka
Coming on.
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Carl--carl,
Stop it.
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You're scaring
The kids.
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Wait a minute. Wait.
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I don't have time
To polka.
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I have to go to work.
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After all, I...
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I'm a cop.
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I'm one
Of chicago's finest.
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Yeah.
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I'm going to go catch
Them bad guys.
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I'm going to put on
My shiny badge,
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And my cop hat,
And I'm going
To go to work.
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No!
No!
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I may look different
On the outside,
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But I still
Have the same
Cat-like reflexes
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I've always had.
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Watch.
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Aww.
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Ahh.
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Ooh. Ahh.
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Ooh. Ahh.
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Ahh. Ooh.
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Ooh.
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See? Hee hee.
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Oops.
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Did I do that?
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I did do that.
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Goodbye.
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Come here! Carl!
Carl! Come here!
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Hey, carl,
How's it going?
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Terrible.
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I've spent more
And more time
Talking like this
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And less and less time
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Talking like this.
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Oh, man.
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The gene transformation
Is accelerating.
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Yeah.
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I've been listening
To the bulgarian
Women's choir,
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Ironing
My underwear,
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And I have
This wild urge
To eat cheese.
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Have you finished
Fixing the chamber?
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Have you? Huh? Huh?
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Not yet.
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Oh, golly-gosh-darn.
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Excuse
My foul language.
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[sighs]
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My work on the chamber
Is coming along slowly.
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I may be cooler now,
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But I'm not as smart
As I used to be.
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Well, obviously.
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Your crystal
Diotransformer
Is put in backwards.
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Hand me
A number three
Allen wrench.
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Thanks, allen.
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Okay, just stick it
In there.
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Hey!
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What do you think
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Of my new neato
Sports strap?
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Oh, it's phat.
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Thanks.
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Uh-oh.
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What's wrong?
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I've got
An impulse
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To name
All the colors
I bought.
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Okay, fight that impulse.
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Oh. Oh.
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I'll try. I'll try,
But--but--
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But it's not going
To be easy.
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Carl, please.
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I've been working
At this all night.
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That's why I have this
Fashionable stubble.
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It would really
Help me out
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If you could
Just keep quiet.
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Thank you.
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* *
* *
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* *
* *
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* *
* *
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Carl.
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* *
* *
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Carl!
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Carl!
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Why are you
Driving me crazy?
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I'm sorry.
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Oh. Say...
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Did you know
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That you have a vein
On your forehead
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That's shaped
Like the coast
Of rhode island?
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00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:53,847
That's it. Go home.
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But I--
Go home!
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00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:56,683
Go home!
But I--
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Go home!
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Go home!
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I don't have
To take this.
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I'm going home.
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Hello, magnificent mother
Of the lady I love.
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I fixed the machine.
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If you'd like carl back
The way he was,
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Tell me a time
That would be convenient--
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I'm here! I'm here!
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Let's do it,
And hurry.
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I had to sleep
With this man last night.
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Yeah, I'm eager, too.
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I've been denied
My husbandly rights.
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With a woman as beautiful
As harriette,
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That's a terrible loss.
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That's right,
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Because I'm been missin'
Her kissin'.
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Alright.
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In you go.
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Aah!
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What's wrong?
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It's dark in there.
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Get in there.
Get in.
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[bell rings]
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[alarm whoops]
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[bell dings]
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Carl?
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Where am I?
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What happened?
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Carl, is that--
Is that really you?
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00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,210
I think so.
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00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,647
Look, carl.
Harriette's wearing
A new outfit.
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00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:10,984
Well, it looks expensive.
How much does it cost?
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He's back. He's back.
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00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:17,290
Carl, it's you.
It's really you.
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I never should've let you
Get in that chamber.
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That's for sure.
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I just wanted
To improve
My eyesight.
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That's what this
Is about?
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Carl, I begged you
To get glasses.
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I know.
I was afraid of how
They'd make me look.
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I thought they'd
Make me look old.
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Instead the chamber
Made me like steve.
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00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,578
Look, I'll get
Glasses, harriet.
266
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,880
I don't care
If I look old.
267
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,549
I need to be myself.
268
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:45,218
That's my guy.
269
00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,790
Yeah...You're right.
270
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:55,228
So what if a person
Needs glasses or they're
Clumsy or short?
271
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:59,266
I mean, the fact is
Everyone's different.
272
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:03,370
And it would be a boring world
If we were all the same.
273
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:06,473
What's important is
That you like yourself.
274
00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:09,442
No...Love yourself, right?
275
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:10,510
Right!
276
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,578
Well said.
277
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,280
Yeah.
278
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,582
So how come I'm not
Listening to myself?
279
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,136
You look very handsome,
Stefan.
280
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,871
Thank you.
And you look beautiful.
281
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,608
But there's something
Wrong with your lips.
282
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:43,343
What?
283
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,145
They're not
Touching mine.
284
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,225
My lips feel
Much better now.
285
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:02,962
Would you like
Your picture taken?
286
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,465
Certainly. But the film
Hasn't been invented
287
00:16:05,532 --> 00:16:08,268
That could fully capture
This lady's loveliness.
288
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:11,171
Wow.
289
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:13,006
You have a brother?
290
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,709
Shall we?
291
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,651
I'll bring you
Your photo right back.
292
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,522
You know, stefan,
This has been
A wonderful evening.
293
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:33,960
After dinner,
I'm available to neck
For six or seven hours.
294
00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:39,266
That's a tempting offer,
But there's something
I have to tell you.
295
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,368
Oh?
296
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:50,009
Laura, your father
Said something to me
That really hit home.
297
00:16:50,077 --> 00:16:53,246
He taught me that if
You just be yourself
298
00:16:53,313 --> 00:16:55,415
And you love yourself,
299
00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:57,884
That others
Will love you, too.
300
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,387
True love
Is unconditional.
301
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:03,623
Well, that's true.
302
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,794
Laura,
As stefan urquelle
I'm cool...
303
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,163
Incredibly cool,
304
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,399
But I'm also artificial.
305
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:15,402
And I just can't live
This lie anymore.
306
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:20,540
I have to change back
To who I really am...
307
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:21,808
Steve urkel.
308
00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,779
But, stefan, no.
No, you don't.
309
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,448
Really. Um,
Just listen...
310
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:29,616
Laura. Laura...
311
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:31,384
Just remember.
312
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,586
Even though
I'm not real,
313
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,188
My love for you is.
314
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:40,460
Stefan, I don't understand.
315
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,262
I love you, too.
316
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,030
And if we both
Love each other,
317
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,698
Then why can't we
Be together?
318
00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,468
Because I don't love me.
319
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:51,804
But--but see,
We could work on that.
320
00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:53,806
We could take some classes,
321
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:56,109
A few self-help tapes.
322
00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,810
They're great during traffic.
323
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,646
You just pop one in and...
324
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,548
Laura, I'm sorry.
325
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,816
I'm sorry.
326
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:07,220
But it's just
Not meant to be.
327
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,691
So when are you
Going to do this?
328
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,092
There's nothing to do.
329
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,562
I didn't take
My last stefan recharge.
330
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,029
It's just
A matter of time.
331
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,766
How much time?
332
00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:21,601
It's hard to say.
333
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,303
Several days
Or several hours...
334
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:25,338
[as steve]
Or any minute now.
335
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,546
Oh, no, not yet.
336
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:36,216
[as stefan]
I'm sorry, my sweet,
Sweet love.
337
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,284
I am sorry,
338
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,786
But this
Is goodbye...
339
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,588
[as steve]
Forever.
340
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,893
[as stefan] now I
Must leave before I draw
Attention to myself.
341
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:49,896
I'm sorry.
342
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,500
Oh...
343
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,807
[stefan]
Having champagne?
344
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,509
[steve]
Ooh, party bubbles.
345
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:11,484
[stefan]
Oh, lobster.
Fine selection.
346
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:13,220
[steve]
Watch out
For the claw.
347
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:30,270
[steve]
Um...Did I do that?
348
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,946
Oh, boy.
You could break me
In half.
349
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,160
Here's your photo.
350
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,629
Where's your
Gentleman friend?
351
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,598
He's gone.
352
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,400
Oh, too bad.
353
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,569
He was a great guy.
354
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,539
[sighs]
355
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:07,574
Don't worry.
356
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:10,643
He'll be back.
357
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,092
Fletcher, you wait
Right there, sugar.
358
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,927
I'll be right back.
359
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,497
Oh, ooh!
360
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,957
[bell rings]
361
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:09,469
Fletcher, I have
A surprise for you.
362
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,313
Oh!
363
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:23,049
Bad dream?
364
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:26,953
No. It was so...Good!
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