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How does it look?
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Girl...
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It's fine. Relax.
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Why are you so crazed?
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Waldo's introducing me
To his parents tonight.
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I want to look
Extra special.
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Girl, no wonder
You're nervous.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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About what?
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Well, here I am
Carrying on about
My boyfriend,
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And you're...
All alone.
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Well, thanks for
Pointing that out.
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I'll just run down
To the old maid store
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And pick up
Some sensible shoes
And a rocking chair.
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You know what?
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There's a guy
Who's absolutely
Perfect for you.
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Who are you
Talking about?
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I'm talking about stefan.
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Stefan urquelle.
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Stefan was so smooth.
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Mmm.
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You really
Liked him.
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He was alright.
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Stefan was more
Than alright.
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He was gorgeous, cool,
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And, ooh, hurt-me sexy.
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Yeah, but unfortunately,
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He was also
Self-centered
And shallow.
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Mm-hmm.
Mm.
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What if steve
Could fix that?
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Huh?
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Why not ask steve
To make a new, improved stefan?
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How dare you, max?
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What?
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I am not so
Hard up for a guy
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That I'd crawl
To steve urkel
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And beg him to
Bring back stefan.
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Please, steve!
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Please bring back
Stefan!
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Please, steve!
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Please bring back
Stefan!
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But, laura...
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Pretty please...
With sugar on top.
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Laura, I'm confused.
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When I was stefan,
You begged me to
Change back into steve urkel.
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Well, that's true.
But that's because...
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Stefan was shallow
And insincere,
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But...
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Couldn't you create
A better stefan?
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Hey...
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You know, that's
An interesting challenge.
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Of course
It would require
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Delicate manipulation
Of infinitely
Minute strands
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Of deoxyribonucleic
Acid.
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Oh, you could do it.
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You're such a smart
Scientist man.
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Uh, but, laura,
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I'm in the middle
Of a new project.
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I've harnessed
The electrical power
Of cheese.
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Feast your peepers
On this baby.
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Someday you'll be able
To light an entire city
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With a single wedge
Of brie.
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Ah ha ha ha ha!
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Steve, I know
You're busy,
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But I really
Like stefan.
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And if you
Bring him back,
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I'd be his girlfriend.
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But...
I'd be stefan, so...
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Really you'd be...
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My girlfriend, right?
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Right.
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And isn't that what
You've always wanted?
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Oh, hi, sweetums.
Good news.
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I've finally completed
That elixir,
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And I'm ready to
Turn into stefan.
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Well, of course
If now isn't a good time,
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We could always
Reschedule for tonight...
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Or tomorrow
Or later sometime.
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[panting]
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Now's good.
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A little anxious,
Aren't we?
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Interested, that's all.
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But enough chitchat.
Let's do this.
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Now, wait just
A doggone minute.
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In a few moments,
Steve urkel will
Cease to exist.
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Don't you
Want to give me
One last goodbye?
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Sure.
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Goodbye at last.
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Oh, I'm sorry, steve.
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That didn't
Come out right.
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I really will miss you.
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You know what?
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I'll miss me, too.
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I'll miss
My styling pants...
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My neato suspenders...
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And my charming laugh.
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Ha ha hee hee.
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[snort snort]
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I'll even miss
My glasses.
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I'll never forget
The first day I got them.
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I was one happy
6-month-old little boy.
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Well...
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No more steve urkel.
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Been there, done that.
Time to move on.
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Yeah...
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So how does this work?
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Simple.
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This is the original
Cool juice.
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This is
Cool juice booster.
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Mix them together...
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And they make something
I like to call...
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Boss sauce.
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Ooh.
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Are you going
To drink that?
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Oh, nay, nay.
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I've improved
The transformation
Process.
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Absorption
By swallowing
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Causes
Unsightly twitches
And convulsion.
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Enough of that.
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Not to mention
Painful rashes
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In private places.
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That's why I invented...
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This!
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Wow.
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What is it?
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The utc--
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The urkel
Transformation chamber.
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Oh, how does it work?
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Ah, well, first...
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I pour boss sauce...
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In here.
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[making gulping sounds]
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Ahh.
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Then...
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Once I'm inside...
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You pull this lever,
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And every cell
In my body
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Is bombarded
With boss sauce.
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Let's do it.
Yes.
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[screams]
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What's wrong?
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It's dark in here.
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[bell rings]
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[alarm sounds]
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[ding]
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Stefan?
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That's right, baby.
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I'm back.
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And you've got me.
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How's this dress?
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Now be honest.
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Forget honest.
Be brutal.
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Laura, it's
A beautiful dress.
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So were the first
Six you tried on.
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I'm sorry,
But I want to look
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Absolutely perfect
For stefan.
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Look at this rag!
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Laura says that
Stefan is even better
Than he was before.
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Yeah, right.
No, really.
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He used to be conceited,
Now he's sensitive
And caring.
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You know, if that chamber of
Steve's really works
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I'm thinking
About changing myself
Into denzel washington.
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Good idea.
Then turn the leftovers
Into a sidney poitier.
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[doorbell rings]
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Stefan!
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Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm!
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Look at you.
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Perfume pour vous.
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Oh, thanks, stefan!
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Ooh, carl, look.
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"Less fairs
Jur day jordan."
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00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,336
Les fleurs de jardin.
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00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,472
Garden flowers, my man.
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00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,274
It's a beautiful
Fragrance.
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Very expensive.
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00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:09,777
Oh, big deal.
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00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:12,479
I gave you some perfume
Just last week.
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That was a sample
From a magazine
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You rubbed on me
While I was cooking.
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00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:19,853
Hello, there.
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I have all your albums.
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Excuse me?
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00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:26,159
Well, yeah. Aren't you
Whitney houston?
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[carl laughing]
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Hello, carl.
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Oh...How's it going,
Stefan?
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Hey, I'm just maxing
And relaxing.
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Hey, well, I'm couching
And slouching.
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00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,077
Freeze!
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00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:44,945
Huh? What?
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00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:47,314
You have been
Working out.
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Flex a little.
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Come on!
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00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:06,767
What have you got
In there, volleyballs?
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00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,236
Wait! Stop, stop.
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00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,304
You'll split your shirt.
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00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:17,510
I don't know how
My arms got so big.
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00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:20,347
It's from lifting
All them doughnuts.
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Harriette,
With all due respect
And affection,
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That comment hurt
The big guy here.
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00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:31,725
And when
The big guy hurts,
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I share his pain.
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00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,030
Thank you, stefan.
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00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,266
Hey, carl,
I'm here for you.
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00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,507
Hello, stefan.
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00:11:47,574 --> 00:11:49,476
Oh...
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00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,245
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm!
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00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:54,782
An angel speaks.
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00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:57,851
Yet I hear no
Heavenly trumpets.
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00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,388
Come on!
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00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:06,326
For you--
An african violet
For an african princess.
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00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,962
Oh, thank you, stefan.
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00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:11,098
No one's ever given me
A potted plant before.
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00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,300
Well, I don't like
To cut flowers.
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00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,235
It hurts them.
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00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:19,172
Hey! You guys
Ready to roll?
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00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,008
Hey, shall we?
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00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,643
Okay.
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00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,312
Hey, thanks for the lift,
Eduardo.
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00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:26,513
Hey, man,
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00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:30,050
Just being seen
With you increases
My rep with...
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00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,985
Everyone.
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00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,723
Aha!
Aha!
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00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:38,591
Stefan,
What's wrong
With your izeta?
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00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:39,960
Oh, nothing.
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00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:42,229
At night I like
To loan it to
Meals on wheels.
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00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,297
Of course, it can only carry one
Meal at a time,
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00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:47,500
But, hey,
Every little bit helps.
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00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:48,936
Laura, don't forget
Your curfew.
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00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,904
Oh, don't worry. I won't
Keep her out late.
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00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:55,008
I have to get up early and cook
Breakfast
At the mission.
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Goodnight, ladies,
And later, slim.
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[knock on door]
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00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,863
It's open, my sweet.
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00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,568
Stefan?
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00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,436
Hurry to me.
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00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,224
[thunder]
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Ooh, thunder?
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00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:50,463
No. My heart.
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00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,238
Ooh!
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00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:04,511
Ooh...I just love
What you've done
With this place.
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00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:05,879
Oh, thank you.
254
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,814
It wasn't easy
Trying to find
The right fabric
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00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:11,084
To match
The chestnut flecks
In your eyes.
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00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:16,289
You say such nice...
Stuff.
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00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,626
Sparkling cider?
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00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,161
Love some.
259
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,598
And some
Romantic music?
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00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,100
Sure.
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00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,869
[music plays]
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00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,413
That was so cool.
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00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,382
Ah, lucky shot.
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00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,356
Hmm.
265
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:50,523
Three glasses?
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00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,259
It's a surprise.
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00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,330
A toast?
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00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:05,505
Helen of troy's beauty
Could launch
A thousand ships,
269
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:09,376
But your beauty...
Could bring them
Back home, baby.
270
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,981
There's that stuff again.
271
00:15:17,985 --> 00:15:20,153
Oh! The bubbles
Tickle my nose.
272
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:22,555
Hmm. Lucky bubbles.
273
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,260
Listen...
274
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:31,031
Why don't you pop this
Into the stereo...
275
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:35,735
And lower the lights
While I make...
276
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,337
Fire.
277
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:50,450
Freddie jackson.
I love that song.
278
00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:07,567
Yo, fred.
279
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,269
Hey, stefan.
280
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,238
That's freddie jackson!
281
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:16,343
Yes,
And you are my lady.
282
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:24,351
* there's something
That I want to say *
283
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:30,057
* but words sometimes
Get in the way *
284
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:32,925
* I just want to show *
285
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:37,764
* my feelings for you *
286
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:41,268
* ooh, yes, I do *
287
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:47,207
* there's nothing that
I'd rather do *
288
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:53,380
* than spend every moment
With you *
289
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:58,985
* girl, you've got me
So ho ho ho *
290
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:01,221
* hypnotized *
291
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:05,225
* ooh, yeah, yes,
You do *
292
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:11,164
* just say that you'll
Stay with me *
293
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:17,370
* 'cause our love was
Meant to be *
294
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:20,473
* I promise to love you *
295
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,943
* more m-m-more more more
More more more more more *
296
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:27,147
* more more more more
More more more m-more more *
297
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,849
* each day *
298
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:35,388
* you are my lady *
299
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:40,727
* you're everything I need
And some more *
300
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:45,432
* you are my lady *
301
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:51,003
* you're all that
I'm living for *
302
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,141
* you are my *
303
00:17:54,207 --> 00:18:02,582
* lady *
304
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,751
* mm-hmm **
305
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,163
So long, stefan.
306
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,330
See you saturday...
307
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,566
At madonna's party.
308
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:41,188
[thunder]
309
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,297
Whoa!
310
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,699
You got that right.
311
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:56,002
There's something
I have to tell you.
312
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,670
What is it?
313
00:18:58,605 --> 00:18:59,872
I think...
314
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:03,776
Well...
315
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:08,615
I think I'm falling
In love with you.
316
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,186
Oh, laura...
317
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:14,587
If you only
Knew how long
318
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:18,157
I've waited
To hear those words.
319
00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:19,359
Why, you've made me...
320
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:22,829
[as urkel]
The happiest man
On earth!
321
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,737
Oh, no.
322
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:33,340
[as stefan]
I don't know.
What, what just happened?
323
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,775
All of a sudden,
You sounded like
Steve urkel.
324
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,444
Yeah, I know,
325
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,247
[as urkel]
But that's impossible...
326
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:42,882
Isn't it?
327
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:44,317
Go away, steve!
328
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,853
I want my man back!
329
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,588
Laura! Laura!
330
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,757
No sweat, my pet.
Now...No sweat.
331
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:53,560
Now, look, don't get yourself
All twitter-peded.
332
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:57,664
Now, I'll just hop back
Into the old transformation
Chamber
333
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,132
For a little stefan
Pick-me-up, okay.?
334
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,602
Yes! Go! Go!
335
00:20:02,669 --> 00:20:05,137
Alright. Now, now, don't worry.
I'll just be a jiffy.
336
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,107
Ah! Stefan will
Just be a jiffy.
337
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,743
Hurry! Just hurry!
338
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:26,959
[bells ringing]
339
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:27,994
[alarms sounding]
340
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,396
[pop]
341
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,536
[hissing]
342
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:46,413
Ah...Sweetums.
343
00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:50,049
We have a small snafu.
344
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,117
What?
345
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:54,186
Well, uh,
The machine is busted.
346
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,956
But the evening's
Still young.
347
00:20:57,023 --> 00:21:01,328
So what do you say
We get back to those
Lip push-ups?
348
00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:06,466
No.
349
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:08,134
No!
350
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:09,436
W-w-wait, laura.
351
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:12,271
Wh-what's the matter?
Wh-why are you leaving?
352
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:13,640
I can't talk now, steve.
353
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:16,008
I know things
Look bleak right now,
354
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,277
But, but we can
Work this out.
355
00:21:18,345 --> 00:21:21,381
I must be cursed.
356
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:24,417
I finally found
The perfect guy--
357
00:21:24,484 --> 00:21:28,721
Handsome...
Cool and caring.
358
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:32,291
I give him my heart,
And what does he do?
359
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,727
He leaves me.
360
00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,764
Yeah, but lau--
361
00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:59,386
As god is my witness...
362
00:21:59,452 --> 00:22:03,823
I will not rest until
Stefan urquelle is back!
363
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:04,657
Forever!
364
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:05,858
[thunder]
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