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Don't open that door!
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Hi-dee-ho, winslows!
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Aah! Aah!
Aah!
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Well, whatcha watching,
Honey knees?
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A horror movie,
But you're here now,
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And that's much more
Frightening.
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Gosh, what a witty wench.
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Hee hee hee hee.
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[snort]
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Steve, go home.
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Hey!
What are you doing?
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I know, I know, I know.
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You all need your dash
Of slash and gash.
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I've got somebody
I'd like you to meet.
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It's my aunt oona.
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Aunt oona?
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From altoona.
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Well, where is she?
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Well, she's outside
Hiding in your bushes.
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Uh, why is she
Doing that, steve?
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Well, because she's shy.
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The truth is, unlike me,
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My aunt oona is a little...
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Odd.
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Aunt oona!
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What?
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Come on, come on.
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Meet the wonderful
Winslows.
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Everybody,
This is my aunt oona.
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From altoona.
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Well, hello--
Hey--
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Aah!
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Well, that was nice.
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Give me that.
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Aunt oona!
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What?
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Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
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Now, they don't bite,
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And even if they do,
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They've already
Had their shots.
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This is harriette
And carl winslow,
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My best bud eddo,
My main man richie,
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And the lovely laura.
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So, uh, oona,
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How are things
In altoona?
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Oh, not so good.
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I've had a streak
Of bad luck.
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Oh. Well,
What happened?
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My kitchen exploded.
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Oh. How did it
Do that?
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The gas line broke when
My living room flooded.
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Well, how did your
Living room flood?
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The water pipe snapped
When the roof collapsed.
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But if you--
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Give it up, carl.
It's quicksand.
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I think I'm getting
A headache.
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Uh, well, oona, uh,
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Hey, sit down.
Relax. Here.
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Thank you.
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Aah!
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Aunt oona!
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Let me help you.
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Whoa! Oh!
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh. Oh.
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Did we do that?
Did we do that?
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Hey, ma, if you need me,
I'll be outside
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Helping waldo fix
His snowmobile.
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What's wrong with it?
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Two things--
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The accelerator
Keeps sticking,
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And waldo's hair
Is caught in the treads.
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Harriette! Psst, psst.
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Steve?
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Shh!
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What's wrong?
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I'm hiding
From my aunt oona.
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Why?
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She's driving me insane!
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Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
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Well, what's the problem?
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She follows me around,
Constantly apologizing
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For following me around.
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It can't be that bad.
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It is. If she doesn't
Give me breathing room,
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I'm going to scream.
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Hi, steve.
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Aah!
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What's the matter?
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Oh, nothing!
Oh, nothing!
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Nothing, nothing.
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Harriette wants
To talk to you.
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Goodbye.
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Um, ahem...
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I'm oona from altoona.
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Yeah, I remember.
Sit on down.
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Let's chat
A little bit here.
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Okay
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Oh. You chat first.
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Okay, uh...
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Let's see, uh...
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There a man
In your life?
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Ha ha ha ha.
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Well...
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Come on. Dish it.
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Tell me something
That's going on.
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Well, there's this guy--
Barney murkel.
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He's the change man
At the laundromat.
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I like a man with a dime
In his pocket.
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Just between
You and me--
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I wouldn't put up a fuss
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If he made me
Mrs. Oona urkel murkel.
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Has a ring to it.
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So, how long have
You and barney
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Been seeing each other?
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Almost two years.
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Ooh,
Sounds serious.
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You ever set a date?
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For what?
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The wedding.
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Gracious, no.
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We've never
Officially met.
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You haven't?
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Nope.
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Unfortunately,
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I've never
Needed change.
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If it were me and I was
Interested in barney,
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I'd get me some change
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Whether I needed it or not.
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Oh!
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That's so devious.
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You're such
A strong person.
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I wish I had
Your confidence.
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Well, maybe we could
Build you some confidence.
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How?
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There are lots of ways.
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A new dress might
Make you feel good.
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Would you like me
To take you shopping?
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Hot diggity dang
And a doo-wa-ditty!
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I'll take that as a yes.
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After we shop,
We can get our hair done.
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Professionally?
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You betcha.
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You know what?
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A new outfit
And a fancy do
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Always makes me
Want to strut my stuff.
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And you got some
Great stuff to strut.
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So do you. Come on.
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I've got some new eye shadow
That'll look great on you.
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[engine revving]
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[eddie]
Turn it off! Turn it off!
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[waldo]
I can't, I can't.
I'm trying.
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[eddie]
Waldo!
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[waldo]
What?
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Carl!
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Eddie!
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Oh, carl!
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[gasping]
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Edward.
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Yeah?
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Can you move, son?
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Yeah.
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Then I suggest you run.
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Waldo.
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What's up?
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Is this your snowmobile?
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Yep.
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What do I owe you
For parking?
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Come here, waldo!
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Man, I hate
Being grounded.
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Cheese ball.
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How long you grounded for?
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Grape.
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Until he pays
For all the damage.
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850 bucks! Pecan.
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I got to figure out
How to come up
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With some serious
Ducats. Waldo.
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What's up?
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You got some money
You can loan me? Grape.
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I'm all tipped over.
Pecan.
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Tipped over?
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You mean tapped out,
Cheese ball.
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I was calling you
A cheese ball!
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Oh. Cool.
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What about you, steve?
Can you float me a loan?
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Sorry! I gave waldo
All my cash
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So he could fix
His snowmobile.
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Listen. I have an idea.
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00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:03,536
What?
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00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:06,640
Waldo geraldo faldo
Actually has an idea?
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That's right.
I'm not an idiot.
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Cheese ball.
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Oh.
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That's me.
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Okay, waldo,
What's your idea?
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Karaoke contest.
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00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:38,371
Oh. At the sundowner
Restaurant.
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Oh, and first prize
Is $1,000.
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Eddie enters the contest,
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He wins,
Pays for the damages,
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And there's money
Leftover for snacks.
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What do you think?
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00:10:48,716 --> 00:10:51,551
You've got a good shot
With your pipes.
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Waldo, I can honestly say
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Your idea
Isn't completely terrible.
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Okay, go ahead
And say it.
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I just did.
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Wow. That was fast.
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00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,866
I think waldo deserves
A reward.
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00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,634
I do believe
You're right.
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Open up, waldo.
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Oh, where's eddie?
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He's backstage
Practicing
His sexy smile.
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Oh, that's nice.
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00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:31,158
It would be nicer
If he had one.
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Harriette, wait.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing's wrong.
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Everything's great.
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You might not
Believe this,
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But up until now,
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I've always felt
A little bit dowdy.
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No.
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00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:52,079
Yes, yes,
But thanks to you,
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Now...
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I feel pretty.
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You are pretty.
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I didn't do anything.
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Oh, yes, you did.
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I mean, you
Paid attention to me,
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Almost--
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Almost like a friend.
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Oona,
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I am your friend,
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And I just want you
To realize
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That you can be as
Beautiful outside
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As you are inside.
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Oh, thank you so much,
Harriette.
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Let's go watch the show.
Come on.
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Ahem.
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00:12:24,644 --> 00:12:27,080
Oh!
Ooh!
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Wow.
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00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:29,482
Look at you two.
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You look great.
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[drum roll]
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[cymbals crash]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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It's time for karaoke.
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Say hello to your host
For the evening,
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A real gem,
Mr. Mel diamond!
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Thank you.
What a group.
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What a crowd.
What a bunch.
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00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:03,050
Yes, it's great to be here
For cheap entertainment!
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00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:05,853
Kidding. Joking.
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00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,521
Stop. Don't make me
Come over there.
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Hey, you.
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Yeah, you.
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00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:15,762
What?
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00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,697
Race you to
A doughnut.
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00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:19,099
Ha ha ha ha.
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00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:21,601
Kidding.
274
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,170
Joking. Stop.
275
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,237
No.
276
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,139
You stop.
277
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:28,175
Now you sound
Like my wife.
278
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,210
Ba-da-bing.
Ha ha ha ha.
279
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:34,181
Okie-dokie...
280
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,684
Karaoke.
281
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,052
It's contest time, folks.
282
00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,753
You've heard of
Gladys knight and the pips.
283
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,857
Say hello to
Eddie winslow and the poops.
284
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,368
* ooh *
285
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:58,771
* I bet you're
Wondering how I knew *
286
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:02,375
* 'bout your plans
To make me blue *
287
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:06,179
* with some other guy
You knew before *
288
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:08,248
* between the two
Of us guys *
289
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:11,018
* you know
I loved you more *
290
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,086
* took me by surprise *
291
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,521
* I must say *
292
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,755
* I must say *
293
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,691
* when I found out
Yesterday *
294
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:19,927
* don't you know that *
295
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:23,396
* I heard it through
The grapevine *
296
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:27,400
* not much longer
Would you be mine *
297
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,435
* baby *
298
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,571
* I heard it through
The grapevine *
299
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:35,608
* and I'm just about
To lose my mind *
300
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:36,944
* honey, honey *
301
00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:38,979
* heard it through
The grapevine *
302
00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,981
* not much longer
Would you be my *
303
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:43,050
* baby *
* baby *
304
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,985
* yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah *
305
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,287
* I heard it through
The grapevine *
306
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:51,191
* not much longer
Would you be my baby *
307
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,226
* yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah *
308
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:56,563
* I heard it through
The grapevine *
309
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:59,766
* ooh ooh, I heard *
310
00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,402
* yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah **
311
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:23,023
* oh, give me a home *
312
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:26,059
* where the buffalo roam *
313
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,996
* and the deer *
314
00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:31,731
* and the antelope *
315
00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:34,034
* play **
316
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,977
[singing sukiyaki
In japanese]
317
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,624
Hey, I think ed is gonna win.
318
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,392
He's the best one yet.
319
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:04,297
* here's the moral
Of the story *
320
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,133
* from the guy who knows *
321
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:07,367
* I fell in love *
322
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,202
* and my love
Still grows *
323
00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:12,005
* ask any fool
That she ever knew *
324
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,841
* they'll say keep away
From runaround sue *
325
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,943
* say whoa *
326
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,179
* whoa oh oh oh oh ohh *
327
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:22,215
* whoa oh oh oh oh ohh *
328
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,518
* whoa oh oh oh oh ohh *
329
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:27,554
* la la la la *
330
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,721
* whoa *
331
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:30,357
* whoa oh oh ohh *
332
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,226
* whoa oh-oh oh-ohh *
333
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,062
* oh oh ohh *
334
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,965
* ohh * * ohh *
* ohh *
335
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:40,667
* sue *
* sue * * sue **
336
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:44,404
[applause]
337
00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:50,310
Alrighty,
The mighty echoes.
338
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:51,578
The audience has spoken,
339
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:55,182
And you guys win
The $1,000 grand prize.
340
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,583
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
341
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:58,785
Wait? Huh?
What's happening?
342
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,453
My aunt oona's
Going to sing.
343
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,521
She is?
344
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:02,489
She is?
345
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:03,356
I am?
346
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,125
Sure. Come on,
Aunt oona.
347
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,359
I've heard you
Sing before.
348
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,027
You have
A wonderful voice.
349
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,263
Why, maybe you
Can win the $1,000.
350
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,299
It doesn't matter, kid.
You're too late.
Here.
351
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,434
Folks, we have
One last
Contestant.
352
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,003
Put your hands
Together
353
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,606
And give
A big welcome
To aunt tuna.
354
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:20,740
Aunt oona.
355
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,342
Like it matters.
356
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:41,228
* ain't I even worth
A dime a dance? *
357
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:44,631
* how 'bout
Just half a chance *
358
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,799
* tonight *
359
00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:51,838
* please, everybody *
360
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,174
* this is my last chance *
361
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:58,111
* for romance *
362
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:02,382
* that's right *
363
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:08,521
* ohh, I need you *
364
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,159
* by me *
365
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,628
* beside me *
366
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,266
* to guide me *
367
00:18:21,067 --> 00:18:24,871
* whoa, hold me *
368
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,806
* and scold me *
369
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,776
* scold me, daddy *
370
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,379
* I'm so, so *
371
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,747
* so, so, so, so *
372
00:18:34,814 --> 00:18:39,186
* bad *
373
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,422
* come on, everybody *
374
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,424
* so let's dance *
375
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:46,826
* the last dance, come on *
376
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:48,060
* let's dance *
377
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,996
* the last dance *
378
00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:51,831
* let's dance *
379
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,200
* the last dance *
380
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:57,170
* tonight *
381
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:01,574
Come on, everybody!
382
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:04,911
Come on, let's have
A good time tonight, okay?
383
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,746
* oo-ooh *
384
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,281
* oo-ooh *
385
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,183
* oo-ooh *
386
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,786
* oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh *
387
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,389
* whoa-oa, I need you *
388
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,057
* by me *
389
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,959
* beside me *
390
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,828
* to guide me *
391
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,431
* to hold me *
392
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,032
* and scold me *
393
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:27,700
* I'm so, so *
394
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:28,935
* so, so bad *
395
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,070
* so come on, baby *
396
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:32,905
* do the last dance *
397
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,807
* come on, baby *
398
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,443
* one last dance *
399
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,144
* come on, baby *
400
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,279
* last dance *
401
00:19:39,346 --> 00:19:42,249
* tonight *
402
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,951
* aah *
403
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,554
* ooh **
404
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,001
Calm down, calm down.
405
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,270
Easy, easy.
406
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,238
Alright. Alright.
There's no doubt about it.
407
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:06,539
Aunt oona from altoona
408
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:10,042
Is our okie-dokie
Karaoke champion.
409
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,444
Aah!
410
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,916
Oona, I didn't know
You had it in you.
411
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,118
Isn't that something?
412
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:21,053
I'm so proud
Of her.
413
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,790
Eddie,
I only sang
To help you,
414
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,992
So I want
You to have
This check.
415
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,894
Oh, I couldn't.
416
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,496
Oh, but
I insist.
417
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,697
Okay.
418
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:34,834
Thanks, aunt oona.
419
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:35,902
You're
Welcome.
420
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,036
Oh, uh, son,
421
00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,671
And speaking
Of thanks,
422
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,440
Thank you, son.
423
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:47,847
[last dance plays]
424
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:12,839
* ooh *
425
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,407
* your kiss is *
426
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,343
* sweeter than honey *
427
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:18,244
* oh, and guess what *
428
00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:20,347
* so is my money *
429
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:23,750
* oh, but all I want you
To do for me *
430
00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:24,951
* is give me
A little respect *
431
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,252
* when you get home *
432
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,887
* yeah, baby *
433
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,322
* a little respect *
434
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:30,423
* just a little bit *
435
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:31,424
* now *
436
00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,192
* just a little bit *
437
00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:35,227
* r-e-s-p-e-c-t *
438
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,464
* find out
What it means to me *
439
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:39,632
* r-e-s-p-e-c-t *
440
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:41,634
* take care, t-c-b *
441
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:43,436
* sock it to me,
Sock it to me *
442
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,037
* a little respect *
443
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:47,239
* come on and show me *
444
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,475
* a little respect *
445
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,509
* just a little bit *
446
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:51,811
* all the time **
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